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Previously o"boston legal"...
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Aren't women just the best?
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You've been through wives
before, denny, five of them.
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- Bella?
- Beverly bridge.
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- Bethany.
- Clovis.
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She's the one. She's the one.
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After five or six wis, you
still believe in the one?
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Denny, you're glowing.
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She's an amazing woman, alan.
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Mad cow. Mad cow. Mad cow.
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Like I'm remember it. Mad cow. Mad cow.
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Love is an ugly busine,
my friend, ugly business.
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Ugly business.
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- It's 10:00.
- Are we not on?
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It's supposed to be
tuesday at 10:00 every week.
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We've been moved.
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We're wednesday at 10:00.
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Nobody called me.
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They told howie in word processing.
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They called howie in word processing?
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Are we wednesdays at 10:00 from now on?
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No, we're off next week, then on
for the following two wednesdays.
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What about next year?
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Best to just keep
checking in with howie.
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Excuse me.
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Are you denny crane?
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Denny crane. What can I do for you?
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Let me rephrase. What
can we do for each other?
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M sunny fields ofnyfields farms.
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I'm in love.
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- you're cute.
- That, too.
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- You eat meat, mr. Crane?
- My place or yours?
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I'm a cattle rancher.
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The F.D.A.Is about to
sign off on cloned meat.
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Once they do, the
floodgates are gonna open.
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I need a lawyer to stop that flood.
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Are you that lawyer, denny crane?
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There's never been a dam
or a damsel I couldn't plug.
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Marry me.
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Boston Legal
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I'm confused. Are you cloning the meat?
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No, no, sweetheart.
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The biotech companies
are cloning the meat.
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I'm the one that's trying to stop it.
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I believe that procreation should
happen the old-fashioned way.
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When can we get started?
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How far are we away from cloned
animals actually being a reality?
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Oh, hell, honey. They're already here.
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They have hundreds of pigs,
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and some of their piglets have already
made it into the food supply, by the way,
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and now they're trying to use beef.
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My question is, who put the mad
cows in charge of the asylum?
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Hey, hey, be nice.
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They have a moratorium on using cloned
animals, which is about to be lifted.
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That's why I would like to move fast.
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Denny, you don't need me on this.
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Carl, carl.
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Carl, uh, I need a heavy hitter.
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I thought you were a heavy hitter.
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I am, but I'd like to
do my hitting on her.
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I'm in love with her.
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Look, carl, this is a great opportunity
for you to be a consumer advocate here,
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which the country eds because nader
is, uh, running for president again,
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and, uh, well, I'd ask
alan, but he's busy.
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Please.
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I'm just gonna say this, uh,
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and let me preface it by admitting
I know this is a crazy notion.
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Okay.
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I want to sue my nephew.
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Okay, what's he done?
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It's not what he's done so much
as what he's planning to do.
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And what does he plan to do?
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Vote for obama.
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I could be wrong, but I
believe he has that right
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unless there's some fine
print in the patriot act--
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alan, he is a delegate.
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He plans to vote for
obama at the convention
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even though his congressional distct
voted for clinton, as did massachusetts.
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Well, can he do that?
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Well, yes. That's the dirty little
secret no one's talking about.
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Even the pledged delegates can
ignore their constituencies.
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Uh, it's unethical in my opinion,
and if the rules allow for that,
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then the rules have to be challenged.
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And by "challenged" you mean the little-used
act of anarchy known as suing the nephew.
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Alan, this nomination could very well
come down to a handful of delegates.
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Poached delegates, I might add.
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Every vote counts,
including my nephew'S.
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Sue.
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I'm rely quite shocked, aunt shirley.
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I've been taken completely unaware.
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How can you sue me?
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- Mitchell-
- mitchy.
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M-mitchy...
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you don't think it's wrong that your
entireistrict voted for hillary--
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42%.
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It's funny how a plurality
can morph into an entirety.
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Must be that clinton math.
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I think your aunt's point, uh, mitchy,
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is that hillary won your district as
well as the entire state of massachusetts.
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You have a duty to represent your
constituency at the convention, do you not?
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Well, I'm not duty bound, mr. Shore.
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Delegates are more like duty urged.
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mitchy, you're 22 years old with
less voting experience than--
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I'll say this for her, she is a bulldog.
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Excuse me for a second.
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probably calling to say
she found her voice again.
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you have got to be able to stop him.
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I don't see how. As he says,
he's within party rules.
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I-I can't bear it.
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Well, there's only two other options.
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You could stuff him in a
barrel and send him out to sea.
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Or?
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You could sue the democratic party.
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You can't sue food or drugs.
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How can anybody sue food or drugs?
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We're suing the food and drug
administration, your honor--
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the F.D.A.
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What the hell is that?
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That would be the agency in
charge of your meds, judge.
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And, in fact, I would suspect somebody
very much like yourself or denny
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- is in charge of that department.
- Objection.
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Mr. Sack, flattery
has no place in this...
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that would be a courtroom, your honor.
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Your honor, this should
be in federal court.
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They are suing a federal
agency.Jurisdiction--
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oh, next he's gonna play the
sovereign immunity card. It's a dodge.
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Stop with the jibber-jabber.
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Jibber-jabber has no
place in my courtroom.
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Do you understand, mr. Sack?
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Yes, your honor,
jibber-jabber and flattery.
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May I call a witness to lay out my case?
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Silence. I will decide how
to proceed. I am the decider.
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Call a witness.
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Thank you, your honor.
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I call sunny fields.
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How we doin' today, judge?
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Well, aren't you adorable up close?
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The motion is filed. We're in at 2:00.
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We're actually suing the D.N.C.?
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Yes. I also subpoenaed mitchy.
We'll need him as a witness.
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You realize the media
will pounce on this.
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I've practiced law for 38 years, and
never once have I done something stupid.
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Well, now you're being hard on yourself.
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I've seen you be stupid many times.
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I sit here in my...
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tastefully decorated office and watch
you go about tilting at windmills,
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many times beating the windmill.
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Well, it's my turn.
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It's my turn to stand up and...
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make a complete idiot
of myself and do...
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something that leaves this
nation a slightly better place.
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That, and a chance to
paste your annoying phew.
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yeah. I can't pass that up.
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It's settled then.
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Wee off to sue the democrats.
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I know the science, darling.
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I also know that most of the scientists
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who did the teing were hired
by the cloning companies.
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The science on this is in the bag.
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A lot of people have no
problem eating cloned meat.
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Well, mo people aren't even
gonna know. That's the worst part.
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The F.D.A.Doesn't even require
that the cloned stuff be labeled.
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I don't think I'd want to know.
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Uh, have you any evidence
that cloned meat is unsafe?
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No. Well, it's too early to tell
either way, but if it's not natural...
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would you eat it?
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All the F.D.A.Studies have
concluded that it's safe.
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honey, the F.D.A.Said that vioxx wasafe.
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Isn't the real issue here
that you're a cattle rancher,
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and you don't want the competition?
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No, I'm more concerned
about animal abuse, darling.
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- Animal abuse?
- Yes.
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The surrogate mothers are pumped
up with high levels of hormones.
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The clones are often born with
compromised immune systems,
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which require massive doses of
antibiotics, which, by the way,
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opens up the door for the veterinary
pharmaceuticals to enter into the human food supply.
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There is no evidence that cloned
meat poses any health risk.
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Darling, cloning increases
e ri of foodborne illness.
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Even the national academy
of sciences says so.
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Once you take nature out of
the process, which cloning does,
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it destroys the natural
barriers against disease.
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Now that poses a health
problem for cows and people...
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like you and me.
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mr. Shore, wolfgang blitzkreig with the
best political news team in television.
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I have no comment yet.
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Ms. Schmidt, wolfgang blitzkreig with the
best political news team in television.
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Could I get you to talk just for a second with
the best political news team in television?
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Go away.
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This has bee wolfgang blitzkreig with the
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You only got it here.
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This is... outrageous.
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We had a feeling you'd say that, judge.
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But we actually do have a case.
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No, you do not.
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The democratic party is
a private organization.
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We make what rules we want.
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Not when it violates one man, one vote.
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What is it you're asking me to do?
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We'd like a court order, judge,
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that says that pledged delegates have to
vote for the candidate they're pledged to,
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certainly on the first ballot.
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You want me to tell the democrats
how to run their own party?
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Somebody's got to.
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give me one good reason why I
shouldn't dismiss this right now.
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Okay.Uh, you're a fair
and open-minded jurist--
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give me another reason.
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Okay.As long as there are
only two political parties,
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the public only has two
choices for president.
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One of them is being picked by delegates
like mitchy weston, that toddler over there,
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whose vote is worth 13,000
times the vote of you and me.
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- You're talking about a process that's been in
effect-- - I know what process I'm talking about.
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And it's about time it be
exposed for the fraud that it is.
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- Fraud?
- Yes, fraud.
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If the primaries really don't
count, then they are just a sham.
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They count, they're just
not binding, snidey-butt.
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I want it on the record that i've
just been called "snidey-butt"
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by a person whose vote is worth
13,000 times more than mine
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and yours and your honor'S.
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That's enough.
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We'll adjourn until
9:00 tomorrow morning.
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I'll conduct a full evidentiary hearing.
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okay, shirley, you're up.
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Ms. Schmidt, wolfgang blitzkreig with the
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We really are the best, by the way.
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Can you tell me, has this
case been politicized?
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Oh, you were brilliant.
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honey, I'm always brilliant.
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I don't just jump into bed
with any woman, you know?
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Actually, I do.
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But this time it's different.
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I...
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I think we should be together.
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- You're sweet.
- No, I mean it.
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I'm fallg in love with you.
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Honey, I think you're cute a button.
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But I tend to treat
men like horses--
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I ride 'em hard and then I turn 'em out.
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I'm okay with that.
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truth is, my...
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tawdry affairs tend to last longer
than my committed relationships. But...
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this is different.
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I feel A... a real connectn.
245
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Denny crane, I'm a cattle rancher.
246
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You think a big city slicker like
yourself would be happy living on a farm?
247
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I love horses. I love
cows. I love sheep.
248
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Especially sheep.
249
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I'm an all-or-nothing
kind of girl.
250
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If you're with me...
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you gotta be on a farm.
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I'm there.
253
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You're out of your mind.
254
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Oh, this woman, alan...
she's the one. I know it.
255
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- In just one day?
- In ten minutes.
256
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oh, come on.
257
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It was like a movie. A
glance here, a look there.
258
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- has that ever happened to you?
- No.
259
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She's a goddess, alan.
260
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You really are... smitten.
261
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So is she. I-I-I could
see it in her eyes.
262
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Did you know that I'm
as cute as a button?
263
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Denny... I s this with love
and the spirit of friendship.
264
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- The idea of you on a ranch...
- what?
265
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- well, you're a
little- - a little what?
266
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Roly-poly. In a good way.
267
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I'm a rugged man.
268
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Yes, and cute as a button.
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Ah, dear.
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Th the best political news team
ever assembled...in the history--
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The rules may technically allow the pledged
delegates to ignore the mandate of the popular vote,
272
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but that's certainly not what
the democratic party advertises.
273
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People go to the primary
polls under the assumption--
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an assumption cultivated by the D.N.C.
275
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That whatever candidate wins that
primary, he or she will get the delegates.
276
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Let's put our cards on
the table, ms. Schmidt.
277
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- You're for hillary.
- I am.
278
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And you want your nephew
to vote for hillary.
279
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I want the delegates,
especially the pledged delegates,
280
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to give the primary some meaning.
281
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It should probably also be
said, we're in a time of war.
282
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What do you mean?
283
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Well, the country needs stability.
284
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It needs to count on its bedrocks,
its established traditions.
285
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For 20 years now, we've only had
2 families in the white house.
286
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Just the t--first a bush then a
clinton, then, uh, clinton again,
287
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then another bush, then that bush
again. It's time for another clinton.
288
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We simply cannot afford to
experiment in such uncertain times.
289
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What the hell was that about?
290
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What?
291
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You totally politicized this.
You practically stumped for obama.
292
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I did no such thing.
293
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I just happen to be a
big fan of dynasties...
294
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and monarchies. Oh, I love monarchies.
295
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This is not to be turned into
your political forum, alan.
296
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Look, shirley, m as a friend, one
who can hold you on the bad days
297
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- and spoon you on
the good ones? - Alan--
298
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this is a good thing for
you, what's going on here.
299
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- How so?
- Well, you want hillary, right?
300
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Consider hillary's behind in the count.
301
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She can't possibly be the nominee unless she
poaches some of obama's pledged delegates.
302
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And if delegates are bound
to the mandate of the voters,
303
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that may be good for democracy, but
it would be very bad for hillary.
304
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So you need to just chill out, relax.
305
00:16:14,170 --> 00:16:18,070
If anybody's gonna hijack this thing,
it's gonna be the clintons, so just chill.
306
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If you even think of using
this case to plug obama--
307
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you're using it to promote hillary.
308
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I am promoting the process.
309
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A process that can only
spit out clintons or bushes.
310
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Who have experience.
311
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- Oharen't you sick of experience?
- The only reason your guy is senator
312
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- is because the incumbent was caught in a sex scandal.
- Oh, please. She was a first lady.
313
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- She didn't--oh, now you're gonna play the sex
scandal card? - She was not just a first lady.
314
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Doesn't the script call for you just to keep
repeating... she is a senator, a committed lawyer.
315
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- "Reverend wright, reverend
wright"? - She spent years--
316
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- except when she's finding her own voice, which is crybaby.
- Turns pretty phrases and say "yes, we can"...
317
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- shirley, I'm telling you, if she gets the nomination...
- and--and applaud for himself when he's introduced?
318
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- I'd sooner vote for the dead guy from arizona.
- Not to mention,
319
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- he looks like a girl.
- On top of that, she looks like a man.
320
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Listen to us.
321
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- We've nk to the level of-
- presidential candidates.
322
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Hug
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Don't try anything.
324
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you can ride, denny crane.
325
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Yes, I can. I'm an old farm boy.
326
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I can see that.
327
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can we stop?
328
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I'd like to checout the scenery.
329
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that, and my balls hurt.
330
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- It's beautiful, isn't it?
- Oh, yeah.
331
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If this cloning thing becomes a
reality, I'm gonna be outta business.
332
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Let me ask you a question.
333
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You got, uh, what, a
thousand head of cattle here?
334
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What's your control, really?
335
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I mean, how do you safeguard against, uh,
the, uh, the mad cow or any other disease?
336
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It's not like you can vet every animal.
337
00:18:13,940 --> 00:18:17,120
Well, if I had a mad cow, i
wouldn't need a vet to tell me.
338
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My daddy said that the
other cows take care of that.
339
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They shun the afflicted animal.
340
00:18:22,510 --> 00:18:28,420
Well, ev so, uh, can't you make beef more
pure using high-tech methods, like cloning?
341
00:18:28,450 --> 00:18:32,590
No, if I believed that, I
wouldn't be fighting this.
342
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I really wouldn'T. I mean it.
343
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What?
344
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I've never mentally undressed
a woman chaps before.
345
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come on over and meet the
livestock, denny crane.
346
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And I don't want you
flirting with any of 'em.
347
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Hello, my darlings. This is your lawyer.
348
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He's a sweetie pie.
349
00:18:59,690 --> 00:19:02,400
Well, that wasn't very
good manners, was it?
350
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It's as if you had mad cow, denny crane.
351
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don't be ridiculous. You can't
be diagnosed by a fellow cow.
352
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I can. They know.
353
00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:18,060
- oh, come on.
- And they told sunny.
354
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To be shunned by your peers like that.
355
00:19:19,690 --> 00:19:21,710
Will you listen to yourself?
356
00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:26,110
Come on, alan. You've seen the
studies where dogs can smell cancer.
357
00:19:26,430 --> 00:19:29,950
The--the animals, they--they--
they--they sense things.
358
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The whole herd...
359
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my condition was obvious to them.
360
00:19:35,070 --> 00:19:35,920
am I that far gone?
361
00:19:35,930 --> 00:19:39,790
Okay, look, you've known you
have issues. It's no big deal.
362
00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:41,160
It's a big deal because I love sunny.
363
00:19:41,170 --> 00:19:44,660
And she's not gonna let me be around her
livestock if she knows I've got the, uh, the, uh--
364
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- mad cow.
- Mad cow.
365
00:19:45,660 --> 00:19:49,120
- You're tking like a crazy person.
- That's not gonna help.
366
00:19:50,730 --> 00:19:56,350
Denny, I'm having a hard time wrapping my head
around this sudden and profound love you have.
367
00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:58,330
That's because it's
never happened to you.
368
00:19:58,340 --> 00:20:00,000
It's happened to me, I tell you.
369
00:20:00,010 --> 00:20:01,500
You just met her.
370
00:20:01,510 --> 00:20:04,670
Alan, we need to go.
371
00:20:05,020 --> 00:20:08,640
denny, we'll talk later, okay?
372
00:20:13,970 --> 00:20:14,860
What's wrong?
373
00:20:14,870 --> 00:20:17,200
His client's cows are on to him.
374
00:20:20,410 --> 00:20:22,510
You realize, mr. Weston, that
your congressional district
375
00:20:22,530 --> 00:20:25,260
and the state of massachusetts
voted for hillary clinton?
376
00:20:25,270 --> 00:20:26,400
I do realize that, yes.
377
00:20:26,410 --> 00:20:30,000
Your own constituency thinks
that what you're doing is wrong.
378
00:20:30,010 --> 00:20:31,090
Well, to quote the vice president
379
00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:35,950
when told the american people don't
want to see more soldiers die, "so?"
380
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:37,850
He really said that. I kid you not.
381
00:20:37,860 --> 00:20:42,210
Mitchy, as a result of the
massachusetts primary results,
382
00:20:42,220 --> 00:20:45,460
you became a pledged
delegate to hillary clinton.
383
00:20:45,470 --> 00:20:49,040
Yes, but according to the
D.N.C.Rules, I'm not bound by that.
384
00:20:49,050 --> 00:20:51,580
No, I am not.
385
00:20:51,590 --> 00:20:54,500
Who does that remind you
of?I did not have sex--
386
00:20:54,510 --> 00:20:55,690
mitchy,
w--
387
00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:57,660
look, I am entitled
to vote my conscience.
388
00:20:57,670 --> 00:20:58,970
That's what I'm choosing to do.
389
00:20:58,980 --> 00:21:02,310
Your conscience won't allow
you to vote for mrs. Clinton?
390
00:21:02,340 --> 00:21:06,900
Look, I happen to think that she is
a brilliant woman, and brave, too.
391
00:21:06,910 --> 00:21:10,650
She took all that sniper
fire for us, she and sinbad.
392
00:21:10,660 --> 00:21:16,370
Why do you feel compelled to vote for ob
393
00:21:18,830 --> 00:21:23,450
we need a new america.
Hillary clinton is old america.
394
00:21:23,460 --> 00:21:27,650
I think the time has come for us to
bridge the gaps on the senate floor.
395
00:21:27,660 --> 00:21:29,520
Yes, we can.
396
00:21:29,530 --> 00:21:31,970
We're not just democrats
and republicans.
397
00:21:31,980 --> 00:21:34,810
We're americans. Yes, we can.
398
00:21:34,820 --> 00:21:38,470
It's time for all people to come
together-- black, white, yellow, red.
399
00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:41,770
Yes, we can. Yes, we can. Yes, we can.
400
00:21:41,780 --> 00:21:44,630
Oh, all right.
401
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:47,210
You sound like the
little engine that could.
402
00:21:47,220 --> 00:21:49,790
How great that you have an opinion.
403
00:21:49,810 --> 00:21:50,910
Do you think it's fair, though,
404
00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:54,240
for you to exalt your politics
over the will of your district?
405
00:21:54,250 --> 00:21:56,630
I have a dream where
people of all creeds and--
406
00:21:56,640 --> 00:22:00,820
yes, what if all the delegates had a
dream that it should be kucinich in july?
407
00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:04,190
That would be okay,
then, within the rules?
408
00:22:06,070 --> 00:22:09,100
Let me ask, how did you
even get to be a delegate?
409
00:22:09,110 --> 00:22:11,190
I did a lot of volunteer work.
410
00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:13,920
I was rewarded for my efforts
and made a national committeeman.
411
00:22:13,930 --> 00:22:15,150
Anhow old are you?
412
00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:16,600
I'm 22.
413
00:22:16,620 --> 00:22:19,540
Mitchy, have you ever actually
spoken to hillary clinton?
414
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:21,210
Yes, she and barack both dropped by.
415
00:22:21,220 --> 00:22:23,690
- Dropped by your house?
- Yes.
416
00:22:23,700 --> 00:22:24,800
Isn't democracy swell?
417
00:22:24,810 --> 00:22:26,230
- Objection.
- Sustained.
418
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:28,770
Do you think it's possible that your
conscience has been corrupted by--
419
00:22:28,780 --> 00:22:30,510
no, I do not!
420
00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:31,760
You listen to me.
421
00:22:31,770 --> 00:22:34,820
I am proud member of
the democratic party.
422
00:22:34,830 --> 00:22:38,850
I take my cues from the chairman of
the democratic national committee.
423
00:22:38,860 --> 00:22:40,710
And he says that I
can vote my conscience.
424
00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:43,300
I will follow his lead, not yours.
425
00:22:43,310 --> 00:22:47,310
- That of the chairman of the democratic national committee?
- Yes.
426
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:49,950
And that would be, uh, this guy?
427
00:22:50,220 --> 00:22:54,960
And we're going to south dakota and
oregon and washington and michigan,
428
00:22:54,980 --> 00:22:58,280
and then we're going to washington
D.C.To take back the white house!
429
00:23:06,100 --> 00:23:08,260
he is a beacon.
430
00:23:13,380 --> 00:23:16,480
******I've tracked theafety
of cloned meat and milk.
431
00:23:16,490 --> 00:23:21,260
And it's not only safe, but very likely more
safe then products from naturally bred livestock.
432
00:23:21,270 --> 00:23:23,270
It is also of much higher quality.
433
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:24,000
How so?
434
00:23:24,010 --> 00:23:26,760
Well, some cows are
simply better than others.
435
00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:29,420
We clone the top breeders,
the prize winners,
436
00:23:29,430 --> 00:23:32,710
in fact, which gives us a
consistently higher grade.
437
00:23:32,730 --> 00:23:35,010
What's the problem
with labeling it then?
438
00:23:35,030 --> 00:23:38,040
- Honestly?
- That'd be nice.
439
00:23:38,050 --> 00:23:40,040
The yuck factor.
440
00:23:40,060 --> 00:23:42,620
People hate the idea of cloning.
441
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:44,370
If we were to label
cloned food products,
442
00:23:44,380 --> 00:23:47,000
we'd never be given a fair
chance by the american public.
443
00:23:47,010 --> 00:23:50,190
So better to deny the people a
choice, like you did with vioxx?
444
00:23:50,210 --> 00:23:52,460
Oh, god. I'm sick of everybody
throwing vioxx in our faces.
445
00:23:52,470 --> 00:23:53,240
Well, yes.
446
00:23:53,260 --> 00:23:57,090
It's just those vocal few opposed
to heart attacks and strokes.
447
00:23:57,100 --> 00:23:57,980
How about bextra?
448
00:23:57,990 --> 00:23:59,850
Oh, bextra got
bias, I admit, but--
449
00:23:59,860 --> 00:24:03,760
zelnorm, baycol, palladone,
tysabri, neutrospec, cylert, permax--
450
00:24:03,780 --> 00:24:05,910
all those drugs were
approved by the F.D.A.
451
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:09,770
Only to be withdrawn after they caused
serious, sometimes fatal side effects.
452
00:24:09,780 --> 00:24:12,420
Which particular failure would you
prefer having thrown in your face?
453
00:24:12,430 --> 00:24:14,080
Special orders don't upset me.
454
00:24:14,100 --> 00:24:15,450
He's good.
455
00:24:15,460 --> 00:24:17,410
May I say something?
456
00:24:17,420 --> 00:24:18,720
Who are you?
457
00:24:18,740 --> 00:24:22,630
Left-wing liberals love
to dump on the F.D.A.
458
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:24,100
It seems to be the new sport.
459
00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:26,300
But the public knows damn well,
460
00:24:26,310 --> 00:24:30,410
we are a thoroughly competent
organization that serves americans--
461
00:24:30,420 --> 00:24:32,930
this would be a different public than the
one polled by "the wall street journal,"
462
00:24:32,940 --> 00:24:37,330
which found that 70% of american adults are
skeptical of the F.D.A.'S ability to protect--
463
00:24:37,340 --> 00:24:38,960
we're to trust polls now?
464
00:24:38,980 --> 00:24:40,050
Y-you prefer
testimonials--
465
00:24:40,060 --> 00:24:43,780
I would call your attention to a "60
minutes" interview with dr. David graham,
466
00:24:43,820 --> 00:24:45,380
a senior scientist at the F.D.A.
467
00:24:45,420 --> 00:24:49,400
Who blamed the F.D.A.For allowing
dangerous drugs to stay on the market.
468
00:24:49,410 --> 00:24:51,130
This case is about cloning.
469
00:24:51,150 --> 00:24:56,300
Which has been deemed safe by a horrendously
and famously inept governmental administration
470
00:24:56,310 --> 00:24:59,090
which shamelessly bends to the will
of the pharmaceutical companies.
471
00:24:59,100 --> 00:24:59,900
Move to strike.
472
00:24:59,910 --> 00:25:02,490
If there is nothing to
hide here, why not label?
473
00:25:02,510 --> 00:25:05,420
- Move to strike.
- Silence.
474
00:25:05,430 --> 00:25:08,510
I can't keep up.
475
00:25:15,650 --> 00:25:17,830
The democratic party is
a private organization.
476
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:20,710
We can adopt whateverunny rules we want.
477
00:25:20,740 --> 00:25:24,340
Nobody is required to
be a member of any party.
478
00:25:24,370 --> 00:25:26,400
Mr. Duprey, don't feed me that.
479
00:25:26,410 --> 00:25:28,750
There are only two real
parties in our country.
480
00:25:28,770 --> 00:25:31,060
They've picked our presidents
for a hundred years.
481
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:32,720
And it's worked well
for a hundred years.
482
00:25:32,740 --> 00:25:34,310
Really? Even lately?
483
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:36,440
Oh, sit down, you.
484
00:25:36,450 --> 00:25:41,270
These rules are designed to provide
a checks and balances, if you will.
485
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:44,920
What if the public, in some protest
of sorts, voted for a comedian?
486
00:25:44,930 --> 00:25:47,090
You remember that pat
paulsen ran in 1968.
487
00:25:47,100 --> 00:25:52,170
What if roseanne barr or george carlin
or carrot top captured the popular vote?
488
00:25:52,180 --> 00:25:54,830
- Could be an improvement,
certainly over-- - down!
489
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:59,230
The delegates and superdelegates,
as a matter of conscience,
490
00:25:59,260 --> 00:26:02,330
have to be allowed to say, "whoa!"
491
00:26:02,340 --> 00:26:04,640
Oh, so you admit it's not
really a democracy then?
492
00:26:04,650 --> 00:26:06,130
Classically speaking, no.
493
00:26:06,140 --> 00:26:09,090
I mean, suppose we were in the same
situation as the republicans, for example,
494
00:26:09,100 --> 00:26:11,920
and suppose john mccain,
before the convention,
495
00:26:11,930 --> 00:26:14,110
succumbed to old age or senility.
496
00:26:14,120 --> 00:26:16,450
You mean he hasn't?
497
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:21,270
should we stick in mike huckabee because
he would be the leader in delegates?
498
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:22,790
Can you imagine?
499
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:28,360
The rules that we have in place are to
effect a choice from the people to be affirmed
500
00:26:28,370 --> 00:26:32,850
or not by the delegates and
superdelegates, and it is not automatic.
501
00:26:32,870 --> 00:26:34,860
Well, then what's the point
of the primaries really?
502
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:36,020
Is it just a guide?
503
00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:39,290
If--if the delegates are free
to ignore the popular vote,
504
00:26:39,300 --> 00:26:42,060
then does that not
violate one man, one vote?
505
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:45,240
Well, it's never truly been one
man, one vote in this country.
506
00:26:45,250 --> 00:26:46,200
Let's face it.
507
00:26:46,210 --> 00:26:49,390
Look, I grew up in
california, my wife in wyoming.
508
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:53,660
Now in my home state, there are
about 15 million registered voters.
509
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:56,430
In my wife's, maybe 250,000.
510
00:26:56,440 --> 00:27:02,200
Both states have two senators, which means
my wife had about 60 times more voting power
511
00:27:02,210 --> 00:27:04,730
than I did in any senatorial election.
512
00:27:04,750 --> 00:27:08,500
Is that fair? I think so.
Perfect? Of course not.
513
00:27:08,510 --> 00:27:13,060
Democracy isn't, nor is the
democratic nomination process.
514
00:27:13,090 --> 00:27:15,320
Nobody here is denying that.
515
00:27:15,330 --> 00:27:18,870
But let's remember, if it wasn't
for delegate independence--
516
00:27:18,890 --> 00:27:21,750
it's possibility of
backroom deal making--
517
00:27:21,780 --> 00:27:27,780
the nominee for president in 1932 for the
democratic party would've been newton baker.
518
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:33,120
Instead, we got franklin
delano roosevelt.
519
00:27:34,870 --> 00:27:38,490
My mother's, uh, friend
vivian, uh, once told me,
520
00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:40,180
"there are only two kinds
of people in this world,
521
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:42,960
alan, them that drink coke
and them that drink pepsi."
522
00:27:42,980 --> 00:27:45,380
Vivian got that notion, of
course, from coke and pepsi.
523
00:27:45,390 --> 00:27:48,830
There may have been other colas,
but coke and pepsi were the giants--
524
00:27:48,870 --> 00:27:51,700
billion-dollar behemoths,
who, in their own advertising,
525
00:27:51,710 --> 00:27:54,210
would each refer to the other
guy as the only alternative--
526
00:27:54,220 --> 00:27:57,900
just so long as people keep on
gulping down one or the other.
527
00:27:57,910 --> 00:27:59,730
Makes you kind of wonder
if they're in cahoots.
528
00:27:59,740 --> 00:28:05,850
Mr. Shore, a-as much as I enjoy
listening to you go on and on and on,
529
00:28:05,860 --> 00:28:07,740
could you get to your case?
530
00:28:07,750 --> 00:28:09,320
When it comes to presidential elections,
531
00:28:09,330 --> 00:28:12,590
we again have only two
billion-dollar giants in control.
532
00:28:12,630 --> 00:28:14,890
The american people might get
to vote for commander in chief,
533
00:28:14,900 --> 00:28:16,720
but they only get two
choices, your honor,
534
00:28:16,740 --> 00:28:20,170
choices selected by two
very private organizations,
535
00:28:20,180 --> 00:28:22,890
who are both are in bed
with big oil, big tobacco,
536
00:28:22,910 --> 00:28:26,640
big pharmaceuticals, big banking--
every big you can think of--
537
00:28:26,670 --> 00:28:30,050
and as a result, we only get
the candidates that big business
538
00:28:30,060 --> 00:28:32,310
and the two parts
decide to favor us with.
539
00:28:32,330 --> 00:28:33,950
So where's the democracy?
540
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:37,950
The sad fact is, it seems that
democracy has lost its way,
541
00:28:37,980 --> 00:28:39,920
and as long as we remain
a two-party system,
542
00:28:39,940 --> 00:28:43,560
we'll forever be denied a
taste of that delicious R.C.Cola
543
00:28:43,570 --> 00:28:46,180
because coke and pepsi
have cornered the market.
544
00:28:46,190 --> 00:28:47,840
No more soda pop.
545
00:28:47,860 --> 00:28:51,940
Yes, let's let the democratic national
committee make whatever rules it fancies,
546
00:28:51,950 --> 00:28:55,300
never mind that delegates like
mitchy can ignore election results.
547
00:28:55,310 --> 00:28:58,880
Who cares that states like florida
and michigan are discounted?
548
00:28:58,890 --> 00:29:02,950
Big deal that in iowa, the democrats
don't get to cast secret ballots,
549
00:29:02,980 --> 00:29:05,520
or that in nevada, the
caucuses were on a saturday,
550
00:29:05,530 --> 00:29:07,530
which meant observant
jews couldn't vote.
551
00:29:07,550 --> 00:29:08,510
Hey, it's
kind of fun--
552
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:13,420
this year, the democratic nominee might
be decided by super-duper delegates--
553
00:29:13,450 --> 00:29:16,240
political insiders who don't have
to listen to the voters at all,
554
00:29:16,250 --> 00:29:18,770
insiders who, according to D.N.C.Rules,
555
00:29:18,780 --> 00:29:22,090
are allowed to and do accept money
from the candidates, insiders who,
556
00:29:22,100 --> 00:29:26,980
in fact, have accepted over a million
dollars from the clinton and obama campaigns.
557
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,600
Do we have to sit here and
listen to this wonkish analysis--
558
00:29:29,610 --> 00:29:31,950
there are dire consequences
here, mr. Duprey.
559
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:35,120
Presidents get to start wars,
and kids, the innocent kind,
560
00:29:35,130 --> 00:29:37,760
die in them--lots of kids.
There are consequences,
561
00:29:37,770 --> 00:29:41,870
and as long as presidents get to start
wars and pick supreme court justices,
562
00:29:41,900 --> 00:29:45,060
as long as they represent the
american people to the world--
563
00:29:45,070 --> 00:29:47,860
a world which increasingly loathes
us because of our presidents--
564
00:29:47,870 --> 00:29:49,530
we the people should get to weigh in.
565
00:29:49,540 --> 00:29:53,020
Look at the choices this grand
two-party system has produced this year--
566
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:57,310
a grumpy old man who wants to stay at war for a
hundred years versus whomever the democrats pick,
567
00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:59,460
a choice which may very
well come down to mitchy.
568
00:29:59,470 --> 00:30:01,760
Snidey-butt.
569
00:30:04,110 --> 00:30:08,550
I'm going to sit my snidey-butt
down now after one final thought.
570
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:11,380
Maybe it's time for us to
take a little break from iraq
571
00:30:11,390 --> 00:30:14,520
anstart spreading a little
more democracy at home.
572
00:30:24,140 --> 00:30:25,460
So what happens now?
573
00:30:25,470 --> 00:30:30,620
Well, we... have a
drink, maybe a little sex.
574
00:30:31,570 --> 00:30:34,540
although, it's only been a day,
and I'm still in refractory mode.
575
00:30:34,550 --> 00:30:36,050
No, I mean about the case.
576
00:30:36,060 --> 00:30:38,220
Oh, uh, well, uh...
577
00:30:38,230 --> 00:30:40,280
sack will give his summation tomorrow.
578
00:30:40,300 --> 00:30:42,770
It'll be boring, full of
legal stuff I never listen to.
579
00:30:42,780 --> 00:30:46,160
The judge will rule,
and then we'll, uh...
580
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:49,240
marry.
581
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:58,290
you're even a good kisser.
582
00:31:00,910 --> 00:31:02,710
Sunny...
583
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:07,390
you've been regarding
my flirtations as, uh...
584
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:12,070
foreplay. It's more than that.
585
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:17,910
When a man loves a woman, when god
didn't pick little green apples...
586
00:31:19,270 --> 00:31:21,300
whatever.
587
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:27,640
Oh, denny.
588
00:31:28,270 --> 00:31:30,890
Sunny...
589
00:31:38,690 --> 00:31:40,990
well, you get the idea.
590
00:31:41,390 --> 00:31:43,710
sunny...
591
00:31:48,350 --> 00:31:49,870
sunny fields, will you marry me?
592
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:51,370
Oh, denny.
593
00:31:51,380 --> 00:31:53,770
We haven't even been out on a real date.
594
00:31:53,780 --> 00:31:56,430
Oh, we got plenty of time for that.
595
00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:00,970
- Denny...
- I love you.
596
00:32:02,930 --> 00:32:05,990
I'd go to the ends of the earth for you.
597
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:11,220
Well, you sure make it hard to
say no to, I can tell you that.
598
00:32:12,370 --> 00:32:15,100
can I think about it overnight?
599
00:32:16,730 --> 00:32:18,710
You can.
600
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:21,120
And I'll see you tomorrow?
601
00:32:21,130 --> 00:32:23,410
I promise.
602
00:32:27,100 --> 00:32:31,580
Good night... denny crane.
603
00:32:54,060 --> 00:32:56,460
I agree with mr. Shore.
604
00:32:56,470 --> 00:32:59,630
Whatever one wants to call
this nomination process,
605
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:02,470
it's anything but democratic.
606
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:05,910
Two political parties
pulling the strings...
607
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:07,590
it's like going to a
fast-food restaurant
608
00:33:07,610 --> 00:33:10,450
and being told you can
eat whatever you want.
609
00:33:10,910 --> 00:33:13,470
The menu is fixed.
610
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:16,390
That having been said,
being a private organization,
611
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:19,630
the D.N.C.Is free to set its own rules.
612
00:33:19,650 --> 00:33:24,990
The only real recourse the people
have, I suppose, is to vote republican.
613
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:30,120
And everyone wonders how we ended
up with the likes of george bush?
614
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:33,150
Motion denied.
615
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:36,160
everybody loses.
616
00:33:37,420 --> 00:33:39,660
Oh, well.
617
00:33:39,670 --> 00:33:44,800
The one time I get out of my tastefully
decorated office to tilt at windmills, and I lose.
618
00:33:45,140 --> 00:33:47,340
I'm sorry.
619
00:33:49,740 --> 00:33:55,250
First of all, I reject the idea
that cloning meat is abusive to cows.
620
00:33:55,270 --> 00:33:56,060
Why?
621
00:33:56,070 --> 00:33:58,690
It's meat. The animal's already dead.
622
00:33:58,700 --> 00:34:02,130
No, your honor, it's the cow
being cloned to make the meat.
623
00:34:02,140 --> 00:34:03,880
Did I skip over that?
624
00:34:03,900 --> 00:34:06,870
- Dead meat is dead meat.
- But...
625
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:09,520
judgment in favor of the plaintiff.
626
00:34:09,530 --> 00:34:10,640
Oh, there you go.
627
00:34:10,670 --> 00:34:14,200
What? Judge, we had the same
concerns over artificial insemination
628
00:34:14,210 --> 00:34:16,710
and all the perceived horrors,
and nothing bad happened.
629
00:34:16,720 --> 00:34:19,100
- Judgment for the defendant.
- what?
630
00:34:19,110 --> 00:34:23,190
No. No, no, no. Technology has
not improved the food supply.
631
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:25,390
Plaintiff's motion granted.
632
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:28,160
- wait. You said the defendant'S.
- Sustained.
633
00:34:28,170 --> 00:34:29,310
This guy's worse than me.
634
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:33,040
I am the decider.
635
00:34:34,210 --> 00:34:36,140
Adjourned.
636
00:34:37,230 --> 00:34:39,560
- Who won?
- I have no idea.
637
00:34:42,410 --> 00:34:46,970
- So you have no idea if you won or lost?
- No.
638
00:34:47,820 --> 00:34:49,890
I still got the girl, though.
639
00:34:49,900 --> 00:34:52,120
When do I get to meet her?
640
00:34:52,130 --> 00:34:55,950
Well, she's due any second. Alan...
641
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:58,530
I popped the question.
642
00:34:58,540 --> 00:34:59,590
You did what?
643
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:01,850
I love her.
644
00:35:01,860 --> 00:35:03,800
You asked her to marry you?
645
00:35:03,810 --> 00:35:04,850
Life is short.
646
00:35:04,860 --> 00:35:08,160
No, denny, life can be very long,
647
00:35:08,180 --> 00:35:11,820
especially when you're bound by
law to the wrong woman.You can't--
648
00:35:11,830 --> 00:35:13,130
she's the right woman.
649
00:35:13,140 --> 00:35:15,010
- You just met her.
- I have a feeling.
650
00:35:15,020 --> 00:35:19,510
Yes, the same one you ha about
bev and five other right women
651
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:22,210
who turned out to be total disasters.
652
00:35:22,220 --> 00:35:23,640
Knock-knock.
653
00:35:23,650 --> 00:35:26,270
Can'T. Still in refractory.
654
00:35:27,390 --> 00:35:28,510
you must be sunny?
655
00:35:28,530 --> 00:35:30,790
Oh, my sunny.
656
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:33,550
This is alan shore. He was just leaving.
657
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:36,080
- Howdy, alan.
- Howdy.
658
00:35:36,090 --> 00:35:37,470
Well, we'll--
wel talk later.
659
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:40,240
- I really think we should
talk- - no, no, no, later.
660
00:35:45,090 --> 00:35:47,520
Have we figured out
whether we won our case yet?
661
00:35:47,530 --> 00:35:49,850
Not yet.
662
00:35:50,660 --> 00:35:53,410
So... did I win the girl?
663
00:35:53,420 --> 00:35:57,960
denny, were you serious when you said
you'd go to the ends of the earth for me?
664
00:35:57,970 --> 00:35:59,590
I was.
665
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:02,970
- How about montana?
- What?
666
00:36:02,980 --> 00:36:05,010
I'm moving to montana in a month.
667
00:36:05,030 --> 00:36:08,610
I would've told you sooner, but
things we going so fast between us.
668
00:36:08,620 --> 00:36:09,290
Montana?
669
00:36:09,300 --> 00:36:12,360
I bought a farm there--
6,000 acres of land.
670
00:36:12,370 --> 00:36:15,570
I'm gonna move my ranch there
and really make a go of it.
671
00:36:15,590 --> 00:36:18,590
- Montana?
- So the question becomes...
672
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:22,200
are you really that much
of a cowboy, denny crane?
673
00:36:23,900 --> 00:36:26,080
What?
674
00:36:27,370 --> 00:36:31,270
Well, uh... my--my
life is here.
675
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:34,750
Well, one day you will
have to go to pasture.
676
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:37,520
Maybe now's the time.
677
00:36:37,870 --> 00:36:41,540
Ride into the sunset
with me, denny crane.
678
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:46,810
See, if--it's--
it's, um...
679
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:52,080
it's not the job. It's someone else.
680
00:36:55,650 --> 00:36:56,760
Someone else?
681
00:36:56,770 --> 00:37:00,210
Uh, my best friend. You--
that was him you just met.
682
00:37:01,180 --> 00:37:03,970
Are you serious?
683
00:37:03,980 --> 00:37:06,050
See, um...
684
00:37:06,060 --> 00:37:11,100
we meet every night for,
uh, cigars and a scotch.
685
00:37:11,110 --> 00:37:14,080
It's a standing...
686
00:37:14,530 --> 00:37:16,140
w-why don't you stay here?
687
00:37:16,150 --> 00:37:19,150
I just bought a business.
688
00:37:20,210 --> 00:37:23,040
I have to go.
689
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:30,710
If you'd rather stay and drink scotch and smoke
cigars, well, maybe that tells us something.
690
00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:35,010
Th-this has no bearing
on my love for you.
691
00:37:36,310 --> 00:37:37,380
It's just...
692
00:37:37,390 --> 00:37:39,980
your love for him.
693
00:37:42,630 --> 00:37:47,120
I can't go to montana.
694
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:03,400
Just like that, it's over?
695
00:38:05,060 --> 00:38:08,430
she turned me down. What can I do?
696
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:11,810
I'm sorry, denny.
697
00:38:11,820 --> 00:38:14,900
No, you're not. You're relieved.
698
00:38:14,910 --> 00:38:16,270
Well, that, too, but...
699
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:19,560
if you truly loved her, then I am sorry.
700
00:38:21,620 --> 00:38:22,680
denny...
701
00:38:22,690 --> 00:38:24,860
there's no need to be sorry, alan.
702
00:38:24,870 --> 00:38:29,750
Love, even when it's fleeting, even
if it's for a day or two, it's A...
703
00:38:32,010 --> 00:38:34,410
it's everything.
704
00:38:37,140 --> 00:38:39,500
Don't you agree?
705
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:44,530
I do.
706
00:38:44,540 --> 00:38:47,780
I actually think it's
why I'm still single.
707
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:52,580
Every morning, I get to wake up
and wonder, will this be the day?
708
00:38:52,590 --> 00:38:58,120
Every night, I put my head on my pillow
and I wonder, will I meet her tomorrow?
709
00:38:58,130 --> 00:39:00,800
I imagine what
she'll look like--
710
00:39:00,810 --> 00:39:05,410
her smile, the way she does
her hair, how she laughs...
711
00:39:06,490 --> 00:39:10,180
the contour of her breasts, neck.
712
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:16,030
The promise of love can... be everythg.
713
00:39:18,670 --> 00:39:21,920
It's a magic you rarely find in
marriage, so maybe you lucked out.
714
00:39:21,930 --> 00:39:25,820
You don't believe married
people can ay in love?
715
00:39:28,490 --> 00:39:34,470
I believe they can know even more
profound joys, be it with children or...
716
00:39:34,870 --> 00:39:36,420
the depth of the relationship itself.
717
00:39:36,430 --> 00:39:40,790
It can evolve into something
they can't possibly live without.
718
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:45,340
And yet... it's something
that doesn't quite...
719
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:51,700
so resemble love, at least
not the romance of love.
720
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:55,140
I never knew you to be such a romantic.
721
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:58,480
my problem is I'm too romantic.
722
00:39:58,490 --> 00:40:03,200
No woman can possibly measure up to the
promise of tomorrow that love holds for me.
723
00:40:05,030 --> 00:40:07,280
What about me?
724
00:40:07,720 --> 00:40:10,200
well, it's not the same.
725
00:40:11,430 --> 00:40:14,530
You know one thing I do love about you?
726
00:40:14,550 --> 00:40:16,110
Tell me.
727
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:20,330
While many people embrace
the promise of tomorrow,
728
00:40:20,340 --> 00:40:26,580
too few celebrate the...joy of now.
729
00:40:26,970 --> 00:40:29,210
And nobody...
730
00:40:29,220 --> 00:40:31,920
does that like denny crane.
731
00:40:33,380 --> 00:40:35,970
Well, let me tell you something,
732
00:40:35,980 --> 00:40:40,370
when you've got polar ice caps melting
and breaking off into big chunks,
733
00:40:40,390 --> 00:40:43,960
and you got osama still hiding in
a cave planning his next attack,
734
00:40:43,970 --> 00:40:47,570
and when you got other rogue
nations with nuclear arsenals,
735
00:40:47,580 --> 00:40:51,290
not to mention me whack job, homegrown,
736
00:40:51,300 --> 00:40:54,850
who can cancel you at any second,
737
00:40:54,860 --> 00:40:57,340
anwhen you got...
738
00:40:58,100 --> 00:41:00,330
mad cow...
739
00:41:01,090 --> 00:41:04,660
now gets high priority.
740
00:41:04,670 --> 00:41:09,420
And when you're sitting on
the balcony on a clear night...
741
00:41:11,090 --> 00:41:14,140
sipping scotch with your best friend...
742
00:41:17,460 --> 00:41:20,930
now... is everything.
743
00:41:24,130 --> 00:41:26,220
Here's to now.
744
00:41:28,030 --> 00:41:30,150
Here's to now.
745
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:34,920
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