Sugar,
spice...
and everything nice.
These were the ingredients chosen
to create the perfect little girl.
But Professor Utonium accidentally added
an extra ingredient to the concoction--
Chemical X.
[explosion]
Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born!
Using their ultra-superpowers,
Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives
to fighting crime and the forces of evil!
MOJO JOJO: The city of Townsville will be mine.
[laughs]
Not so fast.
- Mojo. - Jojo!
Not so fast, yourselves. [laughs]
Oh.
This could hurt.
I grow tired of the repetitive outcome
of my encounters with the Powerpuff Girls,
which appears to repeat with the same conclusions,
over and over again.
Loss. Failure.
Flump, fold, flunk.
If only I could detect a weakness in those incessant girls
and which I could capitalize upon,
thereby exploiting their weakest trait.
[tape rewinding]
I don't care what you say.
I say we hit him straight on.
That way he knows we mean business.
That's just like you, Buttercup.
Always blindly charging into a fight.
We need to be smarter than that.
Well, no one ever asks me what I think,
so I'm not listening to either of you.
What is this?
The Powerpuff Girls immobilize themselves
with their boobyous arguing and bossiness of each other.
Ah. Therein lies the key to their defeat.
But how can I accomplish that
which I know not how to achieve?
Mojo is hungry.
Mojo cannot think properly
without proper sustenance in Mojo's stomach.
[bell rings]
I must have-- - My mommy
gave me $5.00
to go spend on whatever I want.
Annoying little girl, you must wait your turn,
in which I am first and you are second,
which, in essence, makes you last,
since one is before 2.
[phhhbbbt]
[crying]
I will take a blueberry,
green apple, and pink bubblegum cone.
[phhhbbbt]
Mojo's ice cream.
What is this?
Yes? Yes! Yes! That is it!
I know now what I must do
to once and for all beat those meddling Powerpuff Girls
and bring about the destruction of all Townsville!
[laughs]
The fools.
[laughs]
Pfft. What a jerk.
It is done.
[laughs]
At last, with my ultimate weapon in place,
it is time to summon the Powerpuff Girls.
Help! Help! Help!
Hello, girls. So nice of you to drop by.
Cut the small talk, Mojo.
We know you've been up to no good.
Now it's time to--whoa.
Ok, what's the scoop with the machine, Mojo?
Oh, no. You have caught me.
Please do not lay harm upon me again.
Help me! Powerpuff girls! Help me!
Powerpuff girls! Help me!
Come on. Let's go save that little girl.
Wait, Buttercup. Bubbles, it could be a trap.
We shouldn't just--
Hey, if Buttercup can play hero, so can I.
[sighs] Why do I even bother?
Hey, wait a sec. That girl's a fake girl.
[laughs]
I told you it was a--
[all screaming]
What's...
Happening...
To us?!
[all gasp]
What's happened to us?
We've been swirled together.
It worked! I am a genius!
I am finally victorious!
[laughs]
Now to destroy the city of Townsville.
My arm! I can't move my other arm!
Yes, you can, Bubbles. It's over here.
Cool it, girls.
What we need to do is formulate--
No time. I'm going after Mojo.
[all screaming] Ooh!
Bang-up job, there, Buttercup.
Oh, be quiet.
You can't just go running off willy-nilly like that.
It's what's got us into this mess in the first place.
As I was saying, we need to--
[grunting]
Ugh! We need to formulate a plan.
Now, if my calculations are correct,
all I need to do is shift my leg like this
and give a push and we'll--
[all screaming] Ooh!
Be right back where we started.
Well, since nobody's going to ask me...
[all screaming]
Ooh!
Now you know why we don't ask you.
Yeah, Bubbles.
Be quiet, both of you.
[laughs]
I think it's up to me to get us out of this mess.
I'm going to super-spin us apart.
Super-spin? No! Wait!
Whooooaaaa!
Nice going.
Great. Now I've got stretch marks.
It looks like there's only one way to get us apart.
Sheer brute force!
[grunting]
[passes gas]
Nice.
I'm going to try and run us out of here.
[grunting] Um, Bubbles?
Are you sure those are your legs?
Whoa!
Whoooaaa!
I can't see where I'm going!
Whoa!
[indistinct shouting]
Ok, stop!
Ok. Is everyone all right?
Well, other than my left eye being smashed up
against your head,
and my right eardrum ruptured, sure.
Next silly question?
Whether we like it or not,
we're going to have to work together here.
This isn't another one of your lame-o plans, is it?
She's right, Buttercup.
Yeah, yeah.
Ok, we have to figure out
who's who and what's what.
Buttercup, raise your left arm.
Bubbles, wiggle your right leg.
Well, obviously, we're in a really mixed-up way.
The only way out of this is if we act as a team.
Roger that.
Bubbles, swing your left leg up and out.
Let's see if we can get upright.
Here goes.
That worked. Now what?
Let's try to walk as a team.
I think it's your turn to move, Buttercup.
Ready? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
- Yeah! - Uhh!
Heh heh heh.
Guess we still have some kinks to work out.
Good teamwork, guys.
That was great!
We still have to stop Mojo
before he destroys all of Townsville.
Right!
No time to practice our flying.
It's trial by fire.
[indistinct shouting]
Whoooaaa!
[laughs]
Mojo Jojo!
Your reign of terror is over!
Whoa!
We finally came to the realization...
That there's no "I"
In "we."
[laughs]
You girls can barely fly,
let alone beat me in your inept state of deficiency.
Oh, yeah?
Let's see how good your aim is, Mojo Jojo.
Impossible!
Wrong, Mojo,
you tried to use our only weakness against us,
but it only made us stronger
and taught us the value of teamwork.
But it also gave us something else--
a new power.
Girls?
This looks like it'll hurt.
[screams]
Curse you, Powerpuff Girls!
[sobbing] Girls, I've failed you.
I've tried everything in the arsenal I call my brain,
and I just can't--just can't-- [sobbing]
separate them! [sobbing]
That's ok. Professor.
We don't mind being like this.
Yeah. It's great being this close to each other.
There's so many advantages to this.
Think of all we can achieve!
2/3 less clothes to buy.
We could earn extra money at the circus.
This is for the better.
I never want to be apart.
We love it.
I'm the leader again.
And I can still kick your butt.
I never want to be that close to you two again.
And I love all 3 of you.
Let's go get some ice cream, girls.
NARRATOR: And so, once again, the day is saved,
thanks to Busubblecup.
Uh, Buttossomles. Bubbersom.
Oh, skip it. I'll have tutti-frutti.
PIRATE: The city of Townsville lies dead ahead.
[thunder]
Hold her steady, lad.
I'm trying, Cap'n.
Aye. Ye swabbies, we be getting closer now.
[squawk] Close.
Land ho, Cap'n! [thunder]
Ha ha. Soon the treasure of Captain Flynn
will be ours, lads.
With map in hand,
we need only find the big tree.
Then, only 50 paces separates us
from the lost treasure of Captain Flynn.
What's that?
It matters not. Sail on,
and trust your captain to get you through,
or I be not Captain Crack McCraigen.
[thunder]
[birds singing]
This be the biggest tree we seen, Cap'n.
Agreed. Now, 50 paces.
North by northwest.
Townsville sure has changed.
It matters not. Treasure awaits.
Smash. Smash!
Smash!
Where is the booty that we seek?
Start digging.
Aye, Cap'n.
Look, I found the hold.
Right. Good job. Mr. Larson.
X marks the spot.
Now, let's get this booty back to the ship.
Mr. Larson, do the honors.
This be not the treasure of Captain Flynn.
The treasure must still be in that structure.
We go back and search again.
[squawks]
Captain, look at the bird!
[screaming]
[laughing]
[roaring]
[gurgling]
Whoo!
[laughing]
Take the wheel. Avast, ye swabs.
Aye, Captain.
Lower the sails.
Aye aye, Cap'n.
Let fly, and set course inland, matey.
Our treasure awaits.
[laughter]
Whoa.
Well, I guess the pirate look is back in style.
Oh, goody!
[tires screech]
[humming] Huh?
Oh, that's odd.
There was a door there when I left.
Oh!
[thud]
Huh?
Have a nice rest, you scurvy dog?
Wha--what?
Pirates?
How observant of you, landlubber.
Now, where did you hide the treasure of Captain Flynn?
I don't have any treasure.
Our map led us to your home,
but all we be finding is your stash of refreshments,
and mighty fine refreshments they be,
but not the treasure we seek!
Ah, you drank all of it.
- Oh, yeah. - Oh, boy.
So where is it?
I'll be having that treasure,
or I be not Captain Crack McCraigen.
Captain Crack McCraigen?
You mean "the" Captain Crack McCraigen?
The famous Captain Crack McCraigen
and the crew of the "Black Watch,"
the wildest bunch of buccaneers ever to sail the 7 seas?
Aye. That we are.
Fascinating!
But you disappeared hundreds of years ago.
We didn't disappear. We be right here.
Rumor had it that you got caught in the fabled
Townsville Bay vortex just off the coast.
It must have catapulted you into the future,
which is incredible.
I even did my college thesis on it,
much to the ridicule of my peers.
I discovered that it always appears in twos,
which means that it should show itself again soon,
providing an opportunity to travel back to your own time.
You know, I'm a scientist. I can help.
Do you have the treasure?
Uh, no.
Do you know where a big tree is?
- No. - You're walking the plank!
Oh!
What the heck happened?
The place is a mess.
Oh, no! Look!
Oh, no!
Someone's kidnapped the Professor!
Hmm. I wonder if that flying pirate ship I saw in town
had anything to do with it.
You saw a flying pirate ship?
Why didn't you say something?
We see weird stuff all the time.
True, that.
I don't know what flying pirate villains
want with the Professor,
but we're going to find them and make them pay.
[laughter]
Uh, guys? Is this really necessary?
Aye! Now quit stalling, you yellowbelly.
Oh, boy.
Walk!
How hard can it be to find a flying pirate ship
in the middle of a-- - Uhh!
- Aah! - Ow. That hurt.
Guess we found the ship.
Now to find the Professor.
Whoooaaa!
Professor!
Wow. Thanks, girls. There's no time to lose.
We got to go back to the ship.
Keep 'em busy. I have a plan.
Arr!
Aah!
Lucky shot, bub.
You're doing great, girls!
Keep them at bay just a bit longer.
We can't defeat these guys!
They're as strong as us!
- [squawks] - Hold on, girls!
How much longer?
Should be any time now.
Arr! Ooh.
Arr! Arr! Ooh.
Ha! Ooh!
- Bingo. - Ooh!
What the heck is going on?
Uhh..
I don't know.
[gurgling]
Nice.
Blow me down. [squawks]
This is weird. What happened to them?
Well, you see, girls,
the pirates drank a huge quantity of Chemical X
and became supercharged,
but it's been designed to work with other ingredients
to provide balancing components
to the power yield and quantity embedded.
Therefore, when pure strain Chemical X is overloaded
into any given subject,
it lacks the absorbing factors
necessary to render powers given to said subject permanently.
Thereby creating a limiting element
to the duration of powers received,
with appropriate backlash and diminishing returns.
Uh, in English?
They had too much Chemical X. The powers have worn off.
Now they're really tired.
Oh.
So, what now?
Send them back where they came from.
How?
Well, when the Townsville vortex opened up
and sent them into the future,
it operated on a multilevel, quadrilateral,
fluctuating dimension that is vertically integrated
with oscillating plasmatic shifts.
The shifts reverberate through dimensional space,
which then bounce off negative matter,
resulting in metaphysical
and interdimensional splash echo,
causing a replicating event horizon in the ethereal plane,
spreading horizontally back to the median originating incident.
Professor.
The vortex repeats itself,
so we put them back in it.
All right!
Hurry, girls! We haven't much time!
Aye aye, captain!
Aye. Can you keep it down?
I got a headache.
Thar she blows!
Good job, girls. Let's go.
Oh...
[thunder]
Hmm. A lot has changed since this map was made.
Yeah. That tree could be any tree in Townsville.
I bet the treasure was never found.
[birds singing]
Rrowr. I look positively piratical.
Boy, I thought I'd never find a use
for this old chest full of shiny stuff
I dug up in my yard.
♪ Oh, there's 7 seas and one of me ♪
♪ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of pickles ♪
♪ Yo-ho-ho, hee-hee-hee, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha ♪
NARRATOR: And so, once again, the day is saved,
thanks to the Piratepuff Girls.
♪ Yo, ho, yo, ho, it's a Powerpuff life for me ♪
♪ Blossom, commander and the leader ♪
♪ Bubbles, she is the joy and the laughter ♪
♪ Buttercup, she's the toughest fighter ♪
♪ Powerpuffs save the day ♪
♪ Fighting crime, trying to save the world ♪
♪ here they come just in time ♪
♪ the Powerpuff Girls ♪
♪ Fighting crime, trying to save the world ♪
♪ here they come just in time ♪
♪ the Powerpuff Girls ♪
♪ Powerpuff! ♪