1 00:00:01,398 --> 00:00:04,641 - What do you mean, your water broke?! - What do you mean, what 2 00:00:04,761 --> 00:00:08,079 - do I mean? I mean that! I'm going into labor! - Wait. What?! 3 00:00:08,148 --> 00:00:11,050 - I'm having a baby? - Gross! - Bu-But it's early. 4 00:00:11,184 --> 00:00:14,086 - Is-is that early?! - Like, ten days, but... - But that's bad. 5 00:00:14,221 --> 00:00:17,122 - Is that bad?! - Archer, none of this is ideal! 6 00:00:17,257 --> 00:00:19,959 - Hey! - What?! - What the hell are you 7 00:00:20,093 --> 00:00:22,728 - people doing in San Marcos in the first place?! - Selling weapons to 8 00:00:22,862 --> 00:00:25,965 - Calderón! - That we got from him! - What?! 9 00:00:26,099 --> 00:00:28,701 What? What, what? You didn't think that was something I'd 10 00:00:28,835 --> 00:00:31,503 - like to know about?! - I'm positive we talked about this. 11 00:00:31,638 --> 00:00:34,359 - No, we didn't! - 100% positive. - When?! When did we 12 00:00:34,407 --> 00:00:37,309 - talk about this?! - 80% positive. - Wait a minute. 13 00:00:37,444 --> 00:00:40,779 If the CIA is backing the rebels against Calder... Ohhh! 14 00:00:40,914 --> 00:00:44,316 - Lana! Was that a contraction?! - Yup. Ohh! 15 00:00:44,451 --> 00:00:47,786 - God, I hope so. Yup. - Time! Start a clock, assholes! 16 00:00:47,921 --> 00:00:51,490 - Uh, okay. Mark! - Twain! 17 00:00:51,625 --> 00:00:54,793 No, that's barges. - Shut up! 18 00:00:54,928 --> 00:00:58,163 - But, hey, speaking of time... - What's your Bishop Score?! 19 00:00:58,298 --> 00:01:01,138 How should I...? Wait. How do you even know what a Bishop Score is? 20 00:01:01,234 --> 00:01:04,270 I got certified as a doula, which, turns out, is not that hard. 21 00:01:04,404 --> 00:01:07,525 Shut up. Does the CIA know Calderón has a nerve gas missile at the palace? 22 00:01:07,574 --> 00:01:10,776 - What?! - Cool. - We didn't give him gas! 23 00:01:10,910 --> 00:01:14,113 Well, he's got it, and we can't override the launch 24 00:01:14,247 --> 00:01:17,149 - sequence, so we've... - Get that idiot Calderón on the phone! 25 00:01:17,284 --> 00:01:20,052 - Oh, did I mention, a tiger ate him? - What?! 26 00:01:20,186 --> 00:01:22,721 - Wait. What?! - Well, not ate ate. - Well, no, but by 27 00:01:22,856 --> 00:01:25,758 - now... - Jesus God. Okay, Slater, I know it's a 28 00:01:25,892 --> 00:01:28,761 - little sooner than we wanted, but... - Operation Dropkick. 29 00:01:28,895 --> 00:01:32,131 Roger that. - What's Operation Dropkick? 30 00:01:32,265 --> 00:01:35,034 Well, the endgame has always been for us to invade San Marcos, so... 31 00:01:35,168 --> 00:01:38,037 Hey, Donna, we got a carrier group in the Gulf, right? 32 00:01:38,171 --> 00:01:40,739 Wait. If you were going to invade San Marcos, then why have you been selling weapons to 33 00:01:40,874 --> 00:01:44,143 - Calderón? - So he could fight the rebels. 34 00:01:44,277 --> 00:01:46,679 - Which is you. - Well, technically, they're mercenaries from 35 00:01:46,813 --> 00:01:49,815 - Honduras and Guatemala, but yes. - Okay, so, am I just stupid, or...? 36 00:01:49,949 --> 00:01:53,352 - Duh. Pregnant. - Yeah, airstrike, naval bombardment, amphibious 37 00:01:53,486 --> 00:01:56,822 - landing, whole megillah. - Calderón needed weapons to fight the rebels, but 38 00:01:56,956 --> 00:02:00,292 he didn't have money to buy weapons. He only had cocaine, but Iran 39 00:02:00,427 --> 00:02:03,629 - was like, "No way. Cash only." So... - Iran?! 40 00:02:03,763 --> 00:02:07,299 Ooh, sorry. Iraq. Wait. No, Iran. No, doesn't matter who. 41 00:02:07,434 --> 00:02:10,769 Anyway, to buy the weapons, we needed to... monetize the cocaine. 42 00:02:10,904 --> 00:02:14,306 - Oh, my God. - Join the club. 43 00:02:14,441 --> 00:02:17,676 We've been trying to monetize cocaine for, like... I mean, you even came to the 44 00:02:17,811 --> 00:02:22,548 house, where we... We've been selling cocaine for the CIA so they could buy arms 45 00:02:22,682 --> 00:02:26,819 from Iran?! Did we at least free some hostages?! 46 00:02:26,953 --> 00:02:30,522 - No, this was about our annual budget. - What?! 47 00:02:30,657 --> 00:02:33,537 If we don't spend it this year, we can't get an increase next year. 48 00:02:33,660 --> 00:02:36,829 - You son of a... - Oh, come on, Archer. Drop the act! 49 00:02:36,963 --> 00:02:40,532 - He was in on it from day one. - What?! 50 00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:20,057 Sync by honeybunny and Corrected by er1ck9 www.addic7ed.com 51 00:03:22,188 --> 00:03:26,114 You lying son of a bitch! 52 00:03:26,234 --> 00:03:29,803 - You knew about this the entire time?! - No, no. 53 00:03:29,938 --> 00:03:33,340 Hey, do you mind? 54 00:03:33,475 --> 00:03:36,677 - I'm trying to call in an air strike here. - Ooh, hey, what's our ride situation? 55 00:03:36,811 --> 00:03:38,344 Hang on. Thanks, doll. 56 00:03:38,464 --> 00:03:42,638 Air strike on the palace is a go, and I suggest we take Calderón's jet. 57 00:03:42,772 --> 00:03:46,375 Good. Yeah, we need plenty of room... until we dump them at a black site. 58 00:03:46,495 --> 00:03:48,510 - What the f... - Come on, even if you 59 00:03:48,645 --> 00:03:52,835 people hadn't lost 50 million bucks worth of our cocaine, you know way too much. 60 00:03:52,955 --> 00:03:56,257 - Uh, I don't know anything! - I believe that to be 61 00:03:56,392 --> 00:04:01,296 literally true. Oye, muchachos! Agarrenlos! 62 00:04:06,368 --> 00:04:09,237 - Okay. Whoa! Whoa! - Jesus! We give up. - Whoa! Whoa! Come on. 63 00:04:09,371 --> 00:04:12,740 - Don't shoot! - Now then. 64 00:04:12,875 --> 00:04:16,411 - Let's get this baby out of me. - Gross! - Will you sh... 65 00:04:16,545 --> 00:04:20,381 - Time?! - Nine minutes! 66 00:04:20,516 --> 00:04:23,885 - What? This is exciting. - Right? 67 00:04:24,019 --> 00:04:27,589 - Minutes to launch-- 60. - Yeah, Krieger, I guess trying to defuse a warhead 68 00:04:27,723 --> 00:04:32,060 - tipped with deadly nerve gas is technically exciting. - Yeah, right? 69 00:04:32,194 --> 00:04:35,763 - What is wrong with you? - Nothin', Roy. - Or Ray. 70 00:04:35,898 --> 00:04:39,434 - Eh. Doesn't matter who. - Krieger! 71 00:04:39,568 --> 00:04:42,670 Where are we on the missile?! 72 00:04:42,805 --> 00:04:45,974 Uh, kind of just like... on it. Oh, do you mean where are we in 73 00:04:46,108 --> 00:04:49,644 - the process of disarming it? Ooh! - Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 74 00:04:49,778 --> 00:04:52,981 - Ow! Come on. Ow! Ow! - Okay. - What happened?! 75 00:04:53,115 --> 00:04:56,417 - Did it explode?! - Uh, no. I think we would've heard it. 76 00:04:56,552 --> 00:04:59,554 Well, it's just a matter of time before it does, with those idiots working on it! 77 00:04:59,688 --> 00:05:03,024 - We need to leave! - Well, A: I'm president for life, so I'm not 78 00:05:03,158 --> 00:05:07,028 - going anywhere, and B... - Señor Presidente! Our radar station has detected 79 00:05:07,162 --> 00:05:10,732 incoming bombers! From their heading, they appear... American! 80 00:05:10,866 --> 00:05:14,402 - And B... 81 00:05:14,536 --> 00:05:17,936 - And I hate to tell you this, but the First Lady and I are having an affair. 82 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:21,576 Damn, Dawg. That was my B. 83 00:05:21,710 --> 00:05:26,514 - It's over, Cyril. It's over! - Nothing is over! 84 00:05:26,649 --> 00:05:30,018 Nothing! You don't just turn it off! It wasn't my war! 85 00:05:30,152 --> 00:05:33,721 You asked me. I didn't ask you! And I did what I had to do to 86 00:05:33,856 --> 00:05:37,392 win! But somebody wouldn't let us win! 87 00:05:37,526 --> 00:05:40,895 Yes, and that somebody is a U.S. Navy carrier group, so let's go already! 88 00:05:41,030 --> 00:05:44,565 Okay, but I'm taking these. 89 00:05:44,700 --> 00:05:48,069 Oh, we're taking everything! Furs, jewels, the silverware, 90 00:05:48,203 --> 00:05:51,739 - bullion, anything you can cram in a suitcase! - Mm, mm. Wouldn't bullion 91 00:05:51,874 --> 00:05:56,377 leak out of a...? Ow! Ow! Cut it... Ow, goddamn it! 92 00:05:56,512 --> 00:05:59,881 - I... Ow! - Gold bullion, you idiot! 93 00:06:00,015 --> 00:06:03,418 - I don't know what that is! - And I don't know who 94 00:06:03,552 --> 00:06:06,754 - you think you are! You are not robbing my palace! - Oh, yes, we are, and 95 00:06:06,889 --> 00:06:11,492 if you've got any sense, you'll fill your pockets, too! Because your regime is 96 00:06:11,627 --> 00:06:16,931 officially over. And I've seen coups from Angola to Zanzibar, and this is how it ends: 97 00:06:17,066 --> 00:06:20,635 In the trunk of a taxi to the airport, your belly full of diamonds and vodka, 98 00:06:20,769 --> 00:06:26,107 praying your driver doesn't rat you out to the Reds at the last checkpoint. 99 00:06:26,241 --> 00:06:30,378 Because then, the last thing you'll ever hear, besides a pistol cocking behind your head, 100 00:06:30,512 --> 00:06:37,418 - is Ivan's laugh-- - What... in the name 101 00:06:37,553 --> 00:06:40,955 - of God... is funny?! - You said you've seen cooze. 102 00:06:41,090 --> 00:06:46,561 Appropes. 103 00:06:46,695 --> 00:06:50,064 - Vamonos! Los Americanos vienen! - Corre! 104 00:06:50,265 --> 00:06:53,501 - Corre! Corre! - Espere! Espere! Esp-- wughh! 105 00:06:53,635 --> 00:06:57,572 Aww... All the gardeners are running away. 106 00:06:57,706 --> 00:07:01,042 Because this entire country's about to be up to its tits in U.S. Marines. 107 00:07:01,176 --> 00:07:04,946 And unless you people want to wind up classified as enemy combatants, you... 108 00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:09,884 Six minutes! Doing great, buddy. 109 00:07:10,018 --> 00:07:13,087 - Got to remember to breathe, though. That's the... - Oh, get out, you lying 110 00:07:13,222 --> 00:07:17,024 - sack of bastard! - Okay, A: He and Mother are the lying sacks of 111 00:07:17,159 --> 00:07:20,428 bastard. I didn't know it was the CIA's cocaine. 112 00:07:20,562 --> 00:07:24,932 - And B: Seriously, buddy, let's try and work on that breathing. - What's wrong with 113 00:07:25,067 --> 00:07:29,737 - her? - Wha...? She's having a baby! 114 00:07:29,872 --> 00:07:34,142 Gross. 115 00:07:36,290 --> 00:07:40,665 Doing good, buddy. - Archer! 116 00:07:40,785 --> 00:07:45,133 If you call me buddy again, I will put the bullets in your body by hand! 117 00:07:45,253 --> 00:07:48,868 Shh, and we're breathing... 118 00:07:49,003 --> 00:07:53,302 Ooh... There we go. Okay, Carol! 119 00:07:53,422 --> 00:07:57,739 What? Jesus! What is your problem! 120 00:07:57,859 --> 00:08:02,296 - Morphine, want, find, give! - Shh. Come on, Lana, 121 00:08:02,416 --> 00:08:05,285 - you don't need that. - How dare you tell me what I... 122 00:08:05,419 --> 00:08:08,421 Shut up. Okay, Carol, I need you to look down there and give me a 123 00:08:08,556 --> 00:08:11,424 - sit-rep. - Down where? - There, down there, at 124 00:08:11,559 --> 00:08:15,095 - her, um... - Ew! No! You do it! - I'll do it! 125 00:08:15,229 --> 00:08:18,798 Shut up. I can't look down there because there's, like, a hundred percent 126 00:08:18,933 --> 00:08:21,801 chance that at some point in the future we're gonna have sex, so... 127 00:08:21,936 --> 00:08:24,804 - Who?! - Shh. So just look down there and... 128 00:08:24,939 --> 00:08:30,410 I'm not looking at her goddamn va... Joinks! Well, you don't need to shave. 129 00:08:30,544 --> 00:08:35,315 - That thing is smooth. - I...! Thank you. 130 00:08:35,449 --> 00:08:38,551 - And also kind of mauve. - Okay. 131 00:08:38,686 --> 00:08:42,388 Eh, I'd say more of a mauve-taupe? Ow! 132 00:08:42,523 --> 00:08:45,959 - Ow! - Breathe, bu... 133 00:08:46,093 --> 00:08:49,796 breathe, friend. Because, uh... Wow. Okay. 134 00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:54,467 Minutes to launch... six... 135 00:08:54,602 --> 00:08:59,239 Where the... 136 00:08:59,373 --> 00:09:03,443 Okay... 137 00:09:03,577 --> 00:09:07,247 - I have some thoughts on this. - Really? - Yes. 138 00:09:07,381 --> 00:09:10,884 - Which are...?! - Oh. Okay. So, I don't think we can disarm 139 00:09:11,018 --> 00:09:14,854 - this thing. - Really? - Yes. 140 00:09:14,989 --> 00:09:19,225 Oh. Okay. So, it doesn't have an explosive payload, so it's basically just a flying 141 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:22,495 trash can. The only dangerous part is the nerve gas. 142 00:09:22,630 --> 00:09:26,065 - I'm listening. - Roger 143 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:32,305 - that, flight deck. Um... - Range-- 150. ETA-- 12 minutes. 144 00:09:35,543 --> 00:09:39,946 - Hey, is your dad still big into tapas? - My what? 145 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:47,987 Oh, no, that wasn't my dad. - Well, who was it? - Doesn't matter who. 146 00:09:48,122 --> 00:09:51,191 Because these trunks feel light. Do you swear they're full of 147 00:09:51,325 --> 00:09:54,460 - cocaine? - As God... is my witness. 148 00:09:54,595 --> 00:09:57,330 - God hates you. Open 'em up. - Wha...? 149 00:09:57,464 --> 00:10:00,934 - Will you two come on?! - On what? 150 00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:03,937 - Ugh! - Do you hear that? 151 00:10:04,071 --> 00:10:07,574 If we get out of here alive, I'll buy you all new cocaine. 152 00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:10,577 - And a pony! - You heard her, Cyril-- that is legally binding. 153 00:10:10,711 --> 00:10:13,680 - Yeah, we'll stop at a notary. - There's no time! 154 00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:18,952 - Hey. Hi! Do you people hear that? - After the air strike 155 00:10:19,086 --> 00:10:22,121 on the palace, you won't be able to swing a dead cat around here without hitting a Marine. 156 00:10:22,256 --> 00:10:26,292 Plus, if you did, I bet they'd smash your teeth down your stupid throat. 157 00:10:26,427 --> 00:10:30,330 Okay, uh... Lana, I need to borrow your weapon. 158 00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:35,101 - No! I will see you in Hell first. - I... Okay, Carol, 159 00:10:35,236 --> 00:10:38,538 - grab that one. - Private Me, 160 00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:42,342 - reporting for sploosh. - Take Tweedledick and Tweedleballs, go 161 00:10:42,476 --> 00:10:47,247 - get the jet ready for takeoff... - Outlaw country! - Let me finish! 162 00:10:47,381 --> 00:10:50,550 - What?! And make sure they don't escape. 163 00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:56,189 - Oh, my God, good thing you added that last part. You heard the doula-- move it! 164 00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:59,492 - And get me some frickin' morphine! - Lana, come on, what 165 00:10:59,627 --> 00:11:02,996 kind of doula would I be if I let you have more... 166 00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:05,999 - Wha...? - Wow. 167 00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:09,602 And some ammo! You were really gonna shoot me in the 168 00:11:09,737 --> 00:11:14,240 - face? - Is that so much to ask? 169 00:11:14,375 --> 00:11:20,146 - Uncle. Uh, friend of the family. - Dude. Drop it. 170 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:27,787 We should get to the shelter soon. 171 00:11:27,922 --> 00:11:32,191 - You coward. - Wha...? - I've never loved 172 00:11:32,326 --> 00:11:38,064 - you. - Okay. 173 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:41,200 - But what if the rebels recognize me? - If... 174 00:11:41,335 --> 00:11:44,537 Yeah, and then drag him out of the car and kneel him down and shoot him in the back 175 00:11:44,672 --> 00:11:50,009 - of the head and string him up on a lamppost like Mussolini! - Yeah. What then? 176 00:11:50,144 --> 00:11:54,147 - That's a chance I'm willing to take. - Me too. 177 00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:57,283 - Cyril, look... - Cyril...! 178 00:12:03,691 --> 00:12:08,361 Hi, guys. 179 00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:12,699 What the hell are you idiots... 180 00:12:18,706 --> 00:12:22,642 - ♪ It's them broken hearts... ♪ - Oh, come on, we 181 00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:26,346 couldn't leave it in the rocket. And we couldn't just leave it 182 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:30,683 lying in the road. Come on, you don't want a thing like that falling into the wrong 183 00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:34,487 hands. The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is that good men 184 00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:38,725 - do nothing. - Said the clone of Adolf Hitler. 185 00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:43,296 Well... Edmund Burke, but... Doesn't matter who. 186 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:47,667 ♪ ...auto parts This year. 187 00:12:50,714 --> 00:12:54,917 Dude, drop it. I'm not gonna judge you. 188 00:12:55,052 --> 00:12:58,755 - The ordnance, Mike. Drop the ordnance. - Oh. 189 00:12:58,889 --> 00:13:04,761 - Duh. - Idiot. 190 00:13:04,895 --> 00:13:08,331 - Cyril, for God's sake, be careful! - Would you shut up? 191 00:13:08,465 --> 00:13:12,301 - I know how to dr... - Idiot. 192 00:13:12,436 --> 00:13:15,471 - Huh? What the...? - Lana? 193 00:13:15,606 --> 00:13:19,442 Archer! What... are you doing? 194 00:13:19,576 --> 00:13:23,012 I'm trying to get this stupid angle right, Lana, so you can look in the mirror 195 00:13:23,147 --> 00:13:25,982 - and see if you're crowning. - What?! - For the love of 196 00:13:26,116 --> 00:13:29,485 - Christ! - Mother, hey, go over there and tell me if you can... 197 00:13:29,620 --> 00:13:33,689 - Get out! And, Pam, get in here. - No, no... 198 00:13:33,824 --> 00:13:38,361 Shh... Everything's all right. Here. 199 00:13:38,495 --> 00:13:40,863 - All right, now, Pam, I want you to... - You know how many times 200 00:13:40,998 --> 00:13:45,601 I've helped a cow give birth in the barn? Plus, one time, my sister Edie? 201 00:13:45,736 --> 00:13:50,606 Well, she couldn't have it in the house. Long story. 202 00:13:50,741 --> 00:13:53,709 - A long, racist story. - I had black guy. What did y'all have? 203 00:13:53,844 --> 00:13:56,764 - I wasn't in the sperm donor pool. - Phra... Wait, are we 204 00:13:56,847 --> 00:13:59,715 - still doing phrasing? - Huh. Should I be in there? 205 00:13:59,850 --> 00:14:03,719 - I feel like I should. I mean, I am a doctor. - No, you're not. 206 00:14:03,854 --> 00:14:06,854 Well, no, but... a student of life. 207 00:14:06,857 --> 00:14:09,792 Loud. I have cigarettes, if you want 208 00:14:09,927 --> 00:14:14,697 - them! - No, Ray, I just feel like smashing stuff. 209 00:14:14,832 --> 00:14:18,434 Jesus, I feel so helpless out here! What if something goes wrong? 210 00:14:18,569 --> 00:14:21,437 - What-what if there's a-a birth defect or... - No. No, no, 211 00:14:21,572 --> 00:14:24,440 stop. No, what if there's aren't enough hands and feet? 212 00:14:24,575 --> 00:14:27,977 - Shh, it's going to... - Oh, my God, What if there are too many hands and 213 00:14:28,111 --> 00:14:31,414 - feet? Is that worse, or... - Hey! I have the correct 214 00:14:31,548 --> 00:14:34,749 number of hands, but they're currently kind of full and you need a slappin', so... 215 00:14:34,818 --> 00:14:38,821 - Wait... - Oh, please. Like you're the only one who 216 00:14:38,956 --> 00:14:42,458 ever had a baby in a war zone. - You know... - Okay, okay, okay. 217 00:14:42,593 --> 00:14:47,363 Get some hay ready to dry this little bastard off because now you are gonna push! 218 00:14:47,498 --> 00:14:52,368 - No, no, no, no, what if we... Ow! - You old bitch! 219 00:14:52,503 --> 00:14:58,574 Now move that big fat smelly ass, you hear? A Day No Pigs Would Die? 220 00:14:58,709 --> 00:15:02,378 Anybody? Not a big Robert Newton Peck crowd, huh? 221 00:15:02,513 --> 00:15:06,015 - Who is... - Oh, shut up. Now push! 222 00:15:06,149 --> 00:15:10,453 - Lana! - Hey, hey, come on, they've got this. 223 00:15:15,025 --> 00:15:18,027 - Well, it's a girl! - Aw! 224 00:15:18,161 --> 00:15:21,030 - And whoever had black guy, pay up. - Aw, shit. 225 00:15:21,164 --> 00:15:24,734 - Goddamn it! - Yep. Got ourselves a little quadroon. 226 00:15:24,868 --> 00:15:30,640 - You did good, kiddo. - Mmm, yeah. 227 00:15:30,774 --> 00:15:36,746 - Oh, and, uh, I quit. - Wha... Why? - Because you lying to me 228 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:41,918 I can handle-- I'm used to that-- but... not Archer. 229 00:15:42,052 --> 00:15:46,756 Oh, for... He didn't know that I made a deal to sell cocaine for the CIA. 230 00:15:46,890 --> 00:15:51,894 - Whatever. - Lana Kane, you have known me for a long, long time. 231 00:15:52,029 --> 00:15:57,600 When have I ever been honest with Sterling? - Huh. 232 00:15:57,734 --> 00:16:03,072 Exactly. Now, if you two will excuse me, I need to go threaten and/or 233 00:16:03,206 --> 00:16:08,578 bribe some federal agents. Well, at least put a seatbelt on it! 234 00:16:08,712 --> 00:16:11,647 - See? What'd I tell you! - I thought it was 235 00:16:11,782 --> 00:16:14,984 - just for takeoff and landing! - Jesus Christ. - So, um, how's she 236 00:16:15,118 --> 00:16:18,870 - doing? - She's fine. I told her you didn't know 237 00:16:18,990 --> 00:16:20,694 anything about the CIA deal. 238 00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:23,850 Well thanks for telling the truth, Mother-- sure that was hard for you. 239 00:16:23,970 --> 00:16:27,093 You keep it up, mister, and I'll walk right back in there and tell her the whole 240 00:16:27,228 --> 00:16:30,530 - thing was your idea. - Did you guys hear that? 241 00:16:30,665 --> 00:16:33,800 - No. - Dicks. - All right, Holly, 242 00:16:33,935 --> 00:16:37,504 - this is my offer and it is nonnegotiable... - You think she's 243 00:16:37,638 --> 00:16:41,474 - buying more coke? - You and your stupid, stupid cocaine! 244 00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:45,045 - Can't you give her a brain chip? - A what? - A brain chip. 245 00:16:45,179 --> 00:16:49,049 - Like you gave Cherlene so she could become a country singer. - Oh, no, that wasn't 246 00:16:49,183 --> 00:16:52,586 a brain chip. It was just the sticker off the backpack of a little Lego 247 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:55,589 - spaceman. - What? - A Lego sticker? 248 00:16:55,723 --> 00:17:00,827 Whoa. So my whole life, all I ever had to do was believe in myself? 249 00:17:00,962 --> 00:17:04,965 - And inject a sticker into my brain? - Are you out of your 250 00:17:05,099 --> 00:17:08,501 - mind? - Are you? Showing up at the mansion, 251 00:17:08,636 --> 00:17:11,605 - pretending to search for the cocaine? - While planting the 252 00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:15,241 - seed in your idiot son's brain about selling it overseas. - Which I could have 253 00:17:15,376 --> 00:17:19,512 - handled if the CIA had kept its fat nose out! - And yet here we are, 254 00:17:19,647 --> 00:17:22,916 - with a $50 million hole in our account. - There's 40 of it. 255 00:17:23,050 --> 00:17:27,814 - An original Ivan Blitko we stole from Calderón. - What am I su 256 00:17:27,948 --> 00:17:31,651 Gosh, I don't know. What am I supposed to do with a canister of nerve gas? 257 00:17:31,785 --> 00:17:35,755 - No, uh-uh. That is now CIA property. - Ooh, and won't that 258 00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:40,560 be a feather in your cap. They might even make you director. 259 00:17:40,694 --> 00:17:44,497 - Hmm... or at least Deputy Ops. - Which-- and I'm just 260 00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:50,069 spitballing here-- would mean you could outsource a good deal of business to a private firm. 261 00:17:50,204 --> 00:17:54,073 - Like ISIS. - So you lose us $50 262 00:17:54,208 --> 00:17:58,611 - million and you want to get on the CIA payroll? - Right after you 263 00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:01,981 - renovate my offices. - Ha! You really are out of your mind. 264 00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:06,052 Or right after I take this deal to your partner in the cockpit... 265 00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:15,228 So, what's your deal? What's my deal? - Never mind. 266 00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:18,231 Because you suddenly decided to take up skydiving. 267 00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:22,602 I think we may have a deal here. 268 00:18:22,736 --> 00:18:26,005 - Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Shit, I-I had 269 00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:29,609 - something for this. - Come see the baby, stupid. 270 00:18:29,743 --> 00:18:35,081 - Wow. - Yeah. - Wow. 271 00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:41,187 - Yeah. - I-I had black guy. - Yeah. So, about that... 272 00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:44,190 I don't think it's racist, it's just that I thought... 273 00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:46,559 Archer, shut up. You shut up. 274 00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:50,696 Archer... Okay, so, remember when you had cancer? 275 00:18:50,831 --> 00:18:54,867 - Um, uh, vaguely. - Okay. 276 00:18:55,002 --> 00:18:58,604 Well, we all thought you were gonna die. And one night you got really 277 00:18:58,739 --> 00:19:03,776 drunk and we almost had sex and, right before you passed out, you told me Malory had convinced you 278 00:19:03,911 --> 00:19:07,813 to freeze a bunch of your sperm at Dr. Feldman's office. And I was like, "Huh, weird." 279 00:19:07,948 --> 00:19:11,150 And then you didn't die, and then a few years went by and I 280 00:19:11,285 --> 00:19:14,687 started thinking about having a baby, but I was single. And all the other stuff aside, 281 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:17,957 physically, you're an amazing human being. And all the other other stuff 282 00:19:18,091 --> 00:19:22,161 - aside, I do actually love you. - And so here's this viable sample just sitting there 283 00:19:22,296 --> 00:19:26,799 at Dr. Feldman's, whose security system is a joke, by the way. And so I guess it maybe wasn't 284 00:19:26,934 --> 00:19:34,843 - the most ethical thing I've ever done in my entire life, but... - Archer? 285 00:19:34,978 --> 00:19:41,950 - Archer. Archer... - Wuzzat?! 286 00:19:42,085 --> 00:19:47,222 - Wait, wait, huh, huh? What? - You okay? - Yeah. 287 00:19:47,357 --> 00:19:51,117 Sorry. For a second, I-I thought I was just now coming out of a coma from when I drowned, saving 288 00:19:51,194 --> 00:19:56,865 your life eight months ago. Lana, am I just now coming out 289 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,868 of a coma from when I drowned saving your life eight months ago? 290 00:20:00,003 --> 00:20:06,008 - No. - Hmm. Lana, am I just now coming out 291 00:20:06,142 --> 00:20:09,344 of a coma from when I drowned, saving your life eight months ago? 292 00:20:09,479 --> 00:20:13,815 - No. - Then what are you... Baby, what is she saying? 293 00:20:13,950 --> 00:20:18,954 Baby? Baby. Baby! 294 00:20:19,088 --> 00:20:26,361 - M-meep. - Sterling Archer, I'd 295 00:20:26,496 --> 00:20:32,267 like you to meet your daughter, Abbiejean. 296 00:20:32,402 --> 00:20:41,483 Sync by honeybunny and Corrected by er1ck9 www.addic7ed.com 297 00:20:56,626 --> 00:20:59,728 Made... in Georgia.