1 00:00:03,337 --> 00:00:05,180 So, we're about to shoot this scene in the movie 2 00:00:05,339 --> 00:00:08,343 where the killer ape DNA is slowly taking over my body. 3 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:09,579 Okay. 4 00:00:09,743 --> 00:00:13,384 But I realize they're gluing fur everywhere except my cleavage. 5 00:00:13,547 --> 00:00:15,754 So, I asked the director why and he says, 6 00:00:15,916 --> 00:00:17,486 "It's important to the story that my boobs 7 00:00:17,651 --> 00:00:19,995 be the last things to turn ape." 8 00:00:22,823 --> 00:00:25,702 It's sweet that he thinks there's a story. 9 00:00:27,060 --> 00:00:28,403 Oh, and there's not even a bathroom on set. 10 00:00:28,562 --> 00:00:30,769 I had to go to the gas station across the street. 11 00:00:30,931 --> 00:00:32,604 I mean, I was dressed like half an ape 12 00:00:32,766 --> 00:00:35,679 and still not even close to the most disgusting person in there. 13 00:00:36,603 --> 00:00:38,583 Leonard, I could use your assistance. 14 00:00:38,739 --> 00:00:40,275 -Sure. What's up? -Well, now that I've given up 15 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:43,910 string theory, I'm struggling to find my next area of focus. 16 00:00:44,077 --> 00:00:45,750 In your professional opinion, 17 00:00:45,913 --> 00:00:48,553 which of these areas do you think is the most promising? 18 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:51,924 Well, I think there's some really innovative stuff 19 00:00:52,085 --> 00:00:54,361 -going on in dark matter. -That's helpful. 20 00:00:58,859 --> 00:01:00,861 -Okay, of these four areas-- -Sheldon! 21 00:01:01,028 --> 00:01:03,304 What did we say about being a nicer friend? 22 00:01:03,463 --> 00:01:05,136 -Thank you. -Leonard, what did we say 23 00:01:05,299 --> 00:01:07,074 about being a gullible weenie? 24 00:01:08,535 --> 00:01:10,981 -It is just so frustrating. -'Causee you're trying too hard. 25 00:01:11,138 --> 00:01:12,913 You need to do something else. Get your mind off it. 26 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:16,418 Hey, how about we bring back Anything Can Happen Thursdays? 27 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:18,318 Hey, that's good. Why'd you guys stop doing that? 28 00:01:18,478 --> 00:01:20,287 You made fun of us. Said it was stupid. 29 00:01:21,548 --> 00:01:22,822 Yeah. Sounds like me. 30 00:01:23,984 --> 00:01:25,156 Come on, Sheldon. What do you say'? 31 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:29,563 All right. I officially reinstate Anything Can Happen Thursday. 32 00:01:29,723 --> 00:01:31,430 Great! What do you want to do? 33 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:37,303 I don't know. What do you want to do? 34 00:01:38,799 --> 00:01:41,405 I'm starting to remember the problem with Anything Can Happen Thursdays. 35 00:01:42,903 --> 00:01:44,610 I (THEME SONG PLAYING) I 36 00:02:08,161 --> 00:02:08,764 Hmm. 37 00:02:09,196 --> 00:02:11,608 What could we do that's fun? 38 00:02:11,765 --> 00:02:13,438 What could we do that's different? 39 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:16,342 What could we do that's free? 40 00:02:18,538 --> 00:02:21,348 Got it! We order a pizza. 41 00:02:21,508 --> 00:02:24,182 Are you kidding? That's what you always do. Think harder. 42 00:02:24,344 --> 00:02:27,382 You're right. You're right. Got it! 43 00:02:27,547 --> 00:02:31,996 We order calzones, cut them open, eat them like pizza. 44 00:02:33,353 --> 00:02:35,799 All right! All right! I'll shake the brain bush one more time, 45 00:02:35,956 --> 00:02:37,958 see what falls out. 46 00:02:38,125 --> 00:02:41,163 Got it! There's a live-action role-playing group 47 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:43,308 that meets every Thursday night in Griffith Park 48 00:02:43,463 --> 00:02:46,171 and reenacts battles from Lord of the Rings. 49 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:49,746 Okay, tell me more about this calzone idea. 50 00:02:51,138 --> 00:02:53,414 You know what? Why don't we just ease into this. 51 00:02:53,573 --> 00:02:57,180 Let's go for a walk and see if we find a new restaurant. 52 00:02:57,344 --> 00:03:01,053 Any chance that restaurant is near Griffith Park? 53 00:03:04,051 --> 00:03:06,327 -No. -All right. 54 00:03:07,421 --> 00:03:09,423 Raj and Howard are at Howard's moms, 55 00:03:09,589 --> 00:03:11,193 but should we call the girls and see if they want to come? 56 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:13,668 -No. Bernadette's working late. -Amy's sick. 57 00:03:13,827 --> 00:03:16,273 -What's wrong with her? -Well, she talks a lot. 58 00:03:16,430 --> 00:03:18,171 She always wants to hold hands. 59 00:03:18,331 --> 00:03:20,004 That's not what I meant. 60 00:03:20,167 --> 00:03:21,771 Well, if you were referring to her illness, 61 00:03:21,935 --> 00:03:23,676 your question should have been, "What ails her?" 62 00:03:25,572 --> 00:03:27,245 -What ails her? -Oh. Who knows? 63 00:03:30,243 --> 00:03:33,747 Come on, anything can happen. We can push him down the stairs! 64 00:03:35,949 --> 00:03:38,122 Hey. Thanks for coming to hang out. 65 00:03:38,285 --> 00:03:39,855 No problem. How's your mom feeling? 66 00:03:40,020 --> 00:03:43,297 Okay, but she'd feel better if she took her medicine. 67 00:03:43,457 --> 00:03:45,368 You know, when Cinnamon won't take her medicine, 68 00:03:45,525 --> 00:03:47,095 I hide it in a piece of cheese. 69 00:03:47,260 --> 00:03:49,240 Good idea. We can wrap the pill in cheese, 70 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:51,569 feed it to Cinnamon, and then my mom can eat Cinnamon. 71 00:03:55,135 --> 00:03:57,911 -What do you feel like doing? -I was thinking we could watch a DVD. 72 00:03:58,071 --> 00:04:01,644 Well, my mom doesn't have a lot to choose from. 73 00:04:03,210 --> 00:04:05,986 Unless you want to watch the video of her colonoscopy. 74 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:09,756 20 minutes in, they find a prune pit. 75 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:15,889 Actually, how do you feel about watching House of 1000 Corpses? 76 00:04:16,056 --> 00:04:19,265 A straight-up gore-fest? You hate this stuff. 77 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:21,428 I do, but for some reason, Emily loves it 78 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:22,903 and wants to watch it with me tomorrow, 79 00:04:23,063 --> 00:04:24,599 so I thought if I saw it with you first, 80 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:27,143 then I could act cool about it with her. 81 00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:29,177 That's actually not a bad plan. 82 00:04:29,336 --> 00:04:31,009 I can sit through the colonoscopy now, 83 00:04:31,171 --> 00:04:34,277 but that first time I was like, "Oh, my God, a prune pit!" 84 00:04:39,813 --> 00:04:41,850 -So you'd watch it? -Sure. 85 00:04:42,015 --> 00:04:43,790 You're a good friend. I owe you one. 86 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:47,762 Howard! Help me get out of the tub! 87 00:04:52,259 --> 00:04:54,034 Not that one. 88 00:04:56,763 --> 00:04:59,039 So we're just randomly choosing a restaurant 89 00:04:59,199 --> 00:05:01,304 -without researching it online? -Yep. 90 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:02,947 Great. 91 00:05:03,103 --> 00:05:04,878 This is how Anything Can Happen Thursday turns 92 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:07,018 into It Won't Stop Coming Out Friday. 93 00:05:09,509 --> 00:05:12,490 Hey, how about that Asian fusion place? 94 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:14,887 Fusion and Asians? 95 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:17,892 I'm trying not to think about science. 96 00:05:19,219 --> 00:05:20,391 What the hell? 97 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:24,135 What... she's not working late! 98 00:05:25,392 --> 00:05:29,033 -And Amy doesn't look sick. -Why would they lie to us? 99 00:05:29,196 --> 00:05:30,504 That's a good question. 100 00:05:31,231 --> 00:05:32,471 Amy and Bernadette. 101 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:36,242 Amy and Bernadette. 102 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:38,547 Why did you lie to us? 103 00:05:42,576 --> 00:05:43,884 Hey. Listen to this. 104 00:05:44,211 --> 00:05:48,182 "Murder, cannibalism and satanic rituals 105 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:52,023 are just a few of the thousand-plus horrors that await." 106 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:54,028 I just helped my mom out of the tub, 107 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:56,861 so I'm one slippery horror ahead of you. 108 00:05:58,491 --> 00:06:00,198 You're a good son. I don't know how you do it. 109 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:03,671 Beach blankets, my friend. It's all about beach blankets. 110 00:06:03,830 --> 00:06:06,834 All right, let's get this over with. 111 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,606 Ew! It's got someone's hair on it! 112 00:06:10,604 --> 00:06:12,777 Oh, yeah, you're gonna do great with this movie. 113 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:19,455 You're not working late. Why did you lie to me? 114 00:06:19,613 --> 00:06:21,786 And Amy, you told me you were sick, 115 00:06:21,948 --> 00:06:25,020 but you look just as pale and tired as always. 116 00:06:26,519 --> 00:06:28,123 I'm sorry. I just needed a break 117 00:06:28,288 --> 00:06:31,235 from hearing you obsess about what to do after string theory. 118 00:06:32,359 --> 00:06:34,134 And we kind of just wanted one night where we didn't have to hear 119 00:06:34,294 --> 00:06:36,433 about how miserable you are making this movie. 120 00:06:37,531 --> 00:06:39,477 But none of that means we don't love you. 121 00:06:39,633 --> 00:06:42,113 I haven't been complaining that much about the movie. 122 00:06:43,303 --> 00:06:44,475 Have I? 123 00:06:45,705 --> 00:06:46,911 I also love you. 124 00:06:51,044 --> 00:06:54,423 You know what? Maybe I need a break from all cf you. 125 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:56,822 -Come on, Sheldon. -Where are we going? 126 00:06:56,983 --> 00:06:58,587 We're gonna have Anything Can Happen Thursday. 127 00:06:58,718 --> 00:07:00,664 You're gonna tell me all about your science stuff and I'm gonna complain 128 00:07:00,820 --> 00:07:02,424 about my movie, and we're gonna support each other 129 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:04,728 -because that's what friends do. -Okay. 130 00:07:05,825 --> 00:07:07,896 If I had to pick now, I'd probably go with dark matter-- 131 00:07:08,061 --> 00:07:09,768 Shut up. 132 00:07:23,076 --> 00:07:26,353 -What's wrong? -I don't understand my food. 133 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:31,854 Chinese noodles with Korean barbecue... 134 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:35,297 ...in a taco. 135 00:07:36,489 --> 00:07:38,298 It's fusion. 136 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:41,200 Well, my mother would lock her car doors 137 00:07:41,361 --> 00:07:44,604 if she had to drive through this hodgepodge of ethnicity. 138 00:07:48,101 --> 00:07:50,103 Think I've been complaining too much about the movie? 139 00:07:50,270 --> 00:07:53,376 -Not at all. -Thank you. 140 00:07:53,540 --> 00:07:56,214 But to be fair, when you talk, most of what you say sounds like, 141 00:07:56,376 --> 00:07:59,721 "Wah, wah, wah, clothes. Wah, wah, wah." 142 00:08:03,283 --> 00:08:05,160 Hey, I don't understand why you're not upset with Amy. 143 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:08,060 I am. So much so that I'm gonna bring her here 144 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:09,894 for dinner on our next date night. 145 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:22,073 Okay. 146 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:24,909 So, in the last 20 minutes, 147 00:08:25,071 --> 00:08:27,574 we've seen a crazy woman kissing a fetus in a jar. 148 00:08:29,309 --> 00:08:33,189 We've seen a guy cut in half and sewn to a fish. 149 00:08:34,314 --> 00:08:38,854 And the brutal dismemberment of a rotisserie chicken by my mother. 150 00:08:41,254 --> 00:08:44,360 On the bright side, she didn't even notice the pill. 151 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:49,405 Why does Emily like this stuff? 152 00:08:49,562 --> 00:08:51,769 Do you think there's something psychologically wrong with her? 153 00:08:51,931 --> 00:08:54,275 -What difference does it make? -What do you mean? 154 00:08:54,434 --> 00:08:55,936 Oh, come on, she could have a freezer full 155 00:08:56,102 --> 00:08:58,673 of ex-boyfriend's body parts and you'd still go out with her. 156 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,884 I do like that the ex-boyfriend's out of the picture. 157 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,226 I feel so bad about lying to Sheldon. 158 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:10,952 How am I gonna make it up to him? 159 00:09:11,117 --> 00:09:13,063 I'd tell you what I do with Howard, 160 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:15,256 but I don't think dressing up like a Catholic schoolgirl 161 00:09:15,422 --> 00:09:17,402 is gonna work with Sheldon. 162 00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:23,399 He'd probably give you homework. 163 00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:30,046 -Did you lie to Howard about tonight? -Of course. 164 00:09:30,203 --> 00:09:31,648 And you don't feel guilty about it? 165 00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:34,649 Between Penny's gorilla movie and Howard's gorilla mother, 166 00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:36,412 I had no choice. 167 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:40,486 Thankfully, Penny and I have a relationship based on honesty. 168 00:09:43,616 --> 00:09:44,993 What? I don't lie to her. 169 00:09:45,151 --> 00:09:47,427 Oh, we know you don't lie to her. 170 00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:55,498 Thank you. 171 00:09:55,662 --> 00:09:59,007 Hey, maybe the answer to your career question is in one of these. 172 00:09:59,165 --> 00:10:02,942 Penny, there's only one cookie with something in the middle 173 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:06,243 that solves life's problems, and that's an Oreo. 174 00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:11,514 Or a Nutter Butter, if you're in a pinch. 175 00:10:11,678 --> 00:10:14,249 Come on, open it. I bet it says something great. 176 00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:16,587 This is Asian fusion. 177 00:10:16,749 --> 00:10:20,196 For all you know, there's a tiny Chihuahua in here. 178 00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:22,594 Fine, I'll go. 179 00:10:24,691 --> 00:10:27,262 "People tum to you for guidance and wisdom." 180 00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:30,374 -Yeah, that's a good one. -No, it's not. 181 00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:34,171 -How is that not good? -"Tum to you for wisdom?" 182 00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:36,712 Clearly, that cookie is mocking you. 183 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:41,009 You'd never hear that kind of sass from a Nutter Butter. 184 00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:45,045 Since you're paying for dinner, I'll let that slide. Open yours. 185 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:50,384 -Have you ever paid for a meal? -Not with money. Read. 186 00:10:53,553 --> 00:10:57,558 "Your warm and fun-loving nature delights those around you." 187 00:10:57,724 --> 00:10:59,499 Oh, try again. 188 00:11:11,704 --> 00:11:12,705 Let me get this straight. 189 00:11:12,872 --> 00:11:17,548 So, he kills this girls father, cuts off the guy's face, 190 00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:21,920 and is wearing it as a mask while he makes out with her. 191 00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:26,655 I'm just gonna say it. That's not okay. 192 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:34,002 Why can't I be in a relationship with a girl who likes The Sound of Music? 193 00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:37,375 Raj, you are the girl in the relationship 194 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,373 who likes The Sound of Music. 195 00:11:44,737 --> 00:11:46,683 Hey, Penny. What's up? 196 00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:50,110 No, Bernie's working late. 197 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,387 Really? 198 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:55,384 Thanks for telling me. 199 00:11:57,116 --> 00:11:58,117 What? 200 00:11:58,284 --> 00:12:01,288 I'm having sex with a Catholic schoolgirl tonight. 201 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,870 Oh, I think I see our next stop. 202 00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:13,038 You can't be serious. 203 00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:15,807 It I wanted to waste my time on nonsense, 204 00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:17,971 I'd follow Leonard on Instagram. 205 00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:23,117 No, come on. Tonight, we are trying new things. 206 00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:26,821 Oh! That's a lot of incense. 207 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,916 Or someone set a hippie on fire. 208 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:36,124 Yeah, honey, I'm still stuck at work. 209 00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:39,566 Really? Penny said that? 210 00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:44,001 Okay, it's true. I'm sorry. 211 00:12:44,163 --> 00:12:45,972 I'll see you at home. 212 00:12:46,132 --> 00:12:49,011 Yeah, yeah, I'll put it on. 213 00:12:50,169 --> 00:12:53,514 You and I never just hang out like this. Why is that? 214 00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:56,517 -I know. it's weird, right? -Yeah. We should do it more often. 215 00:12:56,676 --> 00:12:59,179 Oh, no. I mean, this is weird right now. 216 00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:04,792 -It's Penny. -ls she still mad? 217 00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:08,797 Doesn't seem like it. She got Sheldon to go to a psychic with her. 218 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:12,596 A psychic? He considers them not just mumbo jumbo, 219 00:13:12,759 --> 00:13:15,535 but extra-jumbo mumbo jumbo. 220 00:13:15,695 --> 00:13:18,676 Well, Penny can be very persuasive. 221 00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:21,107 She's gotten me to do a lot of things I wouldn't normally do. 222 00:13:21,267 --> 00:13:24,714 -Because she has sex with you. -Yeah, she does. 223 00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:27,515 Can I confess something? 224 00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:29,882 Once in a while, I get a little jealous 225 00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:31,818 of how close Penny and Sheldon are. 226 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:34,891 -Really? -I mean, not in a romantic way. 227 00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:37,824 It's just, she really has some sort of connection with him. 228 00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:40,726 Well... Well, they've known each other a long time, 229 00:13:40,887 --> 00:13:43,026 and Penny grew up around horses, 230 00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:46,170 so she knows how to approach him without making him skittish. 231 00:13:46,893 --> 00:13:48,998 Don't get me wrong. I'm glad they're friends. 232 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:52,473 I just wish he'd be that comfortable around me already. 233 00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:55,806 Well, it took him a long time to get comfortable around me, too. 234 00:13:55,968 --> 00:13:58,141 Really? What did you do? 235 00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:01,717 Something terrible in a former life? I don't know. 236 00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:05,680 I gotta go. Penny ratted me out. 237 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,825 FYI, she's getting you a watch for your birthday 238 00:14:07,980 --> 00:14:09,254 with money she took out of your wallet. 239 00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:18,535 I don't mean to be rude or discourteous, 240 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,898 but before we begin, l'd just like to say 241 00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:23,666 there is absolutely no scientific evidence 242 00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:25,776 to support clairvoyance of any kind. 243 00:14:25,932 --> 00:14:30,210 Which means, and again, no insult intended, 244 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,872 but you're a fraud... 245 00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:34,949 ...your profession is a swindle, 246 00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:39,284 and your livelihood is dependent on the gullibility of stupid people. 247 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,087 Again, no offense. 248 00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:45,623 All right, Sheldon, just ask your question. 249 00:14:48,921 --> 00:14:51,299 Okay, I just did. What was it? 250 00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:54,769 Oh, for God's sake. Look, he's a physicist who's trying to figure out 251 00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:56,235 what his next Held of study should be. 252 00:14:56,395 --> 00:15:00,366 For your information, I was asking her about the next Star Trek movie. 253 00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:04,140 I'll be bored. 254 00:15:04,303 --> 00:15:06,476 All right, why don't we begin? 255 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:18,758 Your spirit guides are telling me that there's a woman in your life 256 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:22,730 -you're having problems with. -That's an easy guess. 257 00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:26,735 I'm clearly an annoying person and have problems with both genders. 258 00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:29,800 Yes, you clearly are. 259 00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:34,073 But I'm seeing a specific woman 260 00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:36,679 that you're in a romantic relationship with. 261 00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:38,975 Oh, oh, here we go. 262 00:15:40,239 --> 00:15:42,276 -Does she have dark hair? -Yes! Yes! 263 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:45,252 Your spirit guides are on fire! 264 00:15:45,411 --> 00:15:47,789 The majority of people have dark hair. 265 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,824 Even you, at one time. 266 00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:52,921 Does she work in a similar field to you? 267 00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:54,588 Ha! The opposite. 268 00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:57,701 She's a neurobiclogist, and I'm a theoretical physicist. 269 00:15:57,857 --> 00:16:00,531 My spirit guides can go suck an egg. 270 00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:05,003 They're telling me that you have difficulty being close with her. 271 00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:07,440 Oh, he does. He so does. What should he do? 272 00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:13,945 He should give himself to this relationship. 273 00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:18,283 Once he does, all his other pursuits will come into focus. 274 00:16:18,444 --> 00:16:21,891 Sheldon, do you hear that? I mean, Amy is the key to your happiness. 275 00:16:22,048 --> 00:16:25,291 Exactly. Personally and professionally. 276 00:16:25,451 --> 00:16:28,989 Everything will fall into place once you commit to her. 277 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,307 You know what this is? 278 00:16:37,463 --> 00:16:39,636 Yeah, and I reserve this word for those rare instances 279 00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:41,176 when it's truly deserved. 280 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,336 This is malarkey! 281 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,987 Wow, you really struck a nerve. 282 00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:52,521 I've never heard him use the "M" word before. 283 00:16:57,717 --> 00:17:01,324 Here we go. House of a 1000 Corpses. 284 00:17:01,487 --> 00:17:04,093 Now, just so you know, I was a nanny for three years, 285 00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:07,431 so if you get scared, I can totally change your diaper. 286 00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:11,274 Actually, I have to tell you something. 287 00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:14,104 These kind of movies really aren't my thing, 288 00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:17,942 so, last night, I watched it just to see what I was getting myself into. 289 00:17:18,104 --> 00:17:20,243 -Okay. -And I have to be honest. 290 00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:23,910 I thought it was disturbing and weird, 291 00:17:24,076 --> 00:17:26,283 and it made me wonder what it says about someone who enjoys it. 292 00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:28,516 I wonder that too. 293 00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:30,456 Then why do you watch these things? 294 00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:33,290 Can I tell you something without you judging me? 295 00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:35,126 Sure. 296 00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:37,199 They kind of turn me on. 297 00:17:37,356 --> 00:17:38,960 And play. 298 00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:55,547 Hello. I didn't expect you this evening. 299 00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:59,155 Well, I was just feeling so bad about lying to you the other night, 300 00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:01,986 l... wanted to make it up to you. 301 00:18:02,148 --> 00:18:04,128 And how do you propose to do that? 302 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,636 Unless you have Gravity on Blu-ray under that skirt, 303 00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:21,005 I don't know where you're going with this.