1 00:00:21,612 --> 00:00:22,946 Oh, no. 2 00:01:02,946 --> 00:01:04,213 D'oh! 3 00:01:24,661 --> 00:01:25,930 D'oh! Ooh! 4 00:01:40,237 --> 00:01:41,637 Ooh! 5 00:02:02,459 --> 00:02:03,646 Why, you little...! 6 00:02:09,719 --> 00:02:13,719 ♪ The Simpsons 25x19 ♪ What to Expect When Bart's Expecting Original Air Date 7 00:02:13,737 --> 00:02:18,737 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man Resync for WEB-DL by Norther 8 00:02:20,491 --> 00:02:22,158 Huh...?! 9 00:02:24,435 --> 00:02:28,508 Eh, welcome fellow barkeeps, gin-slingers, and beer jerks. 10 00:02:28,521 --> 00:02:31,809 We are all here because drinkin' in our bars is down. 11 00:02:31,829 --> 00:02:35,422 Mom-and-pop bartenders can't compete with big box stores 12 00:02:35,438 --> 00:02:37,581 like Booze Barn and Hooch City. 13 00:02:41,183 --> 00:02:44,845 Uh, folks, this is the owner of the airport bar speaking. 14 00:02:44,851 --> 00:02:47,637 Uh, we're experiencing some financial turbulence. 15 00:02:47,656 --> 00:02:49,370 Uh, please remain calm. 16 00:02:49,392 --> 00:02:54,606 Now let's watch this informational video that'll help save our business. 17 00:02:55,891 --> 00:03:00,123 Thanks, Cap. Now what I'm proposing is a superhero pub crawl. 18 00:03:00,130 --> 00:03:04,085 Our clientele dress up in costume and go drinking from bar to bar. 19 00:03:04,101 --> 00:03:07,503 Their masks make 'em feel uninhibited and invulnerable. 20 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:12,327 Yeah, and that's not all. Why don't you tell 'em about it, Moe? 21 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:13,480 Yeah, you got it, Moe. 22 00:03:13,499 --> 00:03:16,816 We can make up superhero drink names and charge 'em double. 23 00:03:16,829 --> 00:03:19,297 Like, uh, Nick Fury, Agent of Schnapps; 24 00:03:19,316 --> 00:03:21,952 Sex in the Batmobile; And Wolveriskey. 25 00:03:21,979 --> 00:03:24,278 Here, check out my, uh, portfolium here. 26 00:03:32,829 --> 00:03:34,725 Whoo! Yeah! 27 00:03:42,500 --> 00:03:44,393 Flame on! 28 00:03:45,105 --> 00:03:47,276 Oh-God-oh-God-oh-God! 29 00:03:49,224 --> 00:03:50,750 I can't breathe! 30 00:03:51,628 --> 00:03:53,184 No, no, no! 31 00:03:53,204 --> 00:03:55,039 Why do they call this a yard of ale? 32 00:03:55,066 --> 00:03:58,014 Easy. After you drink one, you're passed out in your yard. 33 00:03:58,035 --> 00:03:59,063 Hmm. 34 00:04:14,430 --> 00:04:16,496 Well, better get home. 35 00:04:16,522 --> 00:04:19,403 The delightfulness ended hours ago. 36 00:04:20,442 --> 00:04:25,041 Homer, the best thing for you to do in this situation is keep drinking. Heh. 37 00:04:37,121 --> 00:04:39,948 Oh, why are you doing this to me, booze? 38 00:04:39,967 --> 00:04:42,328 I drank every kind of you! 39 00:04:42,339 --> 00:04:43,712 - See ya, Homer! - Bye, Dad! 40 00:04:43,747 --> 00:04:46,247 Have a good day, you two! 41 00:04:46,263 --> 00:04:47,726 Don't be me! 42 00:04:54,711 --> 00:04:56,791 There's my dad! 43 00:04:58,053 --> 00:05:00,679 Wait, I think I just sucked up a dollar! 44 00:05:02,999 --> 00:05:04,586 José, hit the switch! 45 00:05:04,599 --> 00:05:06,355 We are not all Josés, man. 46 00:05:12,082 --> 00:05:14,098 Oh! Art. 47 00:05:14,117 --> 00:05:15,704 Simpson! Smock up! 48 00:05:15,726 --> 00:05:19,956 Every time I do art, some do-gooder teacher sends it straight to a therapist. 49 00:05:19,976 --> 00:05:22,378 Your stuff is pretty disturbing. 50 00:05:22,396 --> 00:05:24,330 I've never acted on any of it. 51 00:05:24,342 --> 00:05:26,669 You will take art, you will enjoy art, 52 00:05:26,682 --> 00:05:30,156 and you will make something in a kiln your mother can use. 53 00:05:31,379 --> 00:05:32,506 Oh... 54 00:05:35,603 --> 00:05:38,437 Maggie! Why'd you do that? 55 00:05:41,754 --> 00:05:45,142 Oh, I just came in to take out the trash! 56 00:05:45,155 --> 00:05:47,778 And you shall leave immortal! 57 00:05:47,802 --> 00:05:49,670 Also, take out the trash. 58 00:05:50,298 --> 00:05:51,578 Honest! 59 00:05:51,599 --> 00:05:53,333 Inspiring! 60 00:05:53,347 --> 00:05:56,007 Yes... necessary! 61 00:05:56,030 --> 00:05:58,557 Oh, Milhouse-ian! 62 00:05:58,578 --> 00:06:01,525 Oh, Bart, it's wonderful! 63 00:06:01,551 --> 00:06:04,401 Really? Wonderful? I just drowned a grasshopper in paint 64 00:06:04,414 --> 00:06:06,200 and let him crawl on the paper till he died. 65 00:06:06,220 --> 00:06:09,964 You know what that's called? Mixed-media conceptual art. 66 00:06:09,990 --> 00:06:12,100 No, it's not, because I hate art. 67 00:06:12,113 --> 00:06:14,148 Oh, then it's protest art! 68 00:06:14,168 --> 00:06:15,935 Stop encouraging me! 69 00:06:15,948 --> 00:06:18,875 I will admire you from afar...! 70 00:06:24,859 --> 00:06:27,052 Shauna? What are you doing here? 71 00:06:27,072 --> 00:06:29,366 Training for the Olympics. 72 00:06:30,190 --> 00:06:32,565 I gotta find a way to get rid of my art teacher. 73 00:06:32,585 --> 00:06:34,325 Easy. Voodoo. 74 00:06:34,348 --> 00:06:36,214 Is there a voodoo queen you can direct me to? 75 00:06:36,220 --> 00:06:39,022 Oh, yeah. She lives in a trailer down by Yogurtland. 76 00:06:39,039 --> 00:06:41,215 Now kiss me. I wanna make somebody mad. 77 00:06:42,862 --> 00:06:44,162 What are you doing?! 78 00:06:44,172 --> 00:06:46,784 What's my no-good daughter up to now? 79 00:06:50,057 --> 00:06:53,577 Now u have everyt'ing you need for the voodoo. 80 00:06:53,594 --> 00:06:55,654 - Would you like a bag? - Yes, ma'am. 81 00:06:55,686 --> 00:06:58,452 Paper or plastic? 82 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:00,158 Uh, plastic. 83 00:07:00,177 --> 00:07:02,946 Just like the chicken foot say you would! 84 00:07:10,050 --> 00:07:12,150 Okay, did you get Trunch's DNA? 85 00:07:12,156 --> 00:07:14,697 Yeah, got it out of her purse. 86 00:07:15,969 --> 00:07:17,063 How'd you do that? 87 00:07:17,078 --> 00:07:19,134 Art teachers don't have a desk. 88 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:21,756 They just throw their purse anywhere. 89 00:07:22,957 --> 00:07:28,158 Voodoo spell, voodoo spell, seagull beak and bone of Mel, 90 00:07:28,182 --> 00:07:30,367 purple heart and tear of chum... 91 00:07:32,732 --> 00:07:35,757 Just had to be tear of chum. 92 00:07:35,777 --> 00:07:39,089 Send her home with aching tum! 93 00:07:41,048 --> 00:07:44,250 Oh, right, we need one more thing from her purse. 94 00:07:44,272 --> 00:07:45,679 I've got these. 95 00:07:45,685 --> 00:07:49,569 Hmm, she's got tickets to the play God of Carnage. 96 00:07:49,576 --> 00:07:50,909 Orchestra?! 97 00:07:50,935 --> 00:07:53,077 On an art teacher's salary? 98 00:07:53,100 --> 00:07:55,115 That's black magic! 99 00:07:56,069 --> 00:07:57,162 Where's Mrs. Trunch? 100 00:07:57,171 --> 00:08:01,049 I need to know the correct density of "points" in my pointillism. 101 00:08:01,076 --> 00:08:06,751 Mm, sorry, but I don't think we'll be seeing much of Trunch today. 102 00:08:06,780 --> 00:08:08,581 Yep, I cast a voodoo spell on her. 103 00:08:08,596 --> 00:08:10,076 I won't bore you with the dark details, 104 00:08:10,102 --> 00:08:13,617 but let's just say she's in no condition for teaching. 105 00:08:14,468 --> 00:08:15,261 Oh... 106 00:08:15,282 --> 00:08:17,464 Class, I have an announcement. 107 00:08:17,478 --> 00:08:21,481 I'm afraid I can't teach today. I have a tummy ache. 108 00:08:21,495 --> 00:08:24,751 - Mm... - A very special tummy ache. 109 00:08:25,472 --> 00:08:27,792 I'm going to have a baby! 110 00:08:28,812 --> 00:08:32,025 Aah! Bart Simpson got a teacher pregnant! 111 00:08:32,816 --> 00:08:35,473 Typical Ralph nonsense. 112 00:08:35,489 --> 00:08:38,093 Bart Simpson got a teacher pregnant! 113 00:08:38,113 --> 00:08:41,843 You happy with your two-timing boyfriend now? 114 00:08:48,497 --> 00:08:51,203 I admit, I did make a voodoo doll of Mrs. Trunch. 115 00:08:51,225 --> 00:08:53,845 But I just asked for a stomachache, not a baby! 116 00:08:53,868 --> 00:08:56,774 Classic wish-maker's mistake: Vague language. 117 00:08:56,794 --> 00:08:58,454 So I did make her pregnant? 118 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:00,587 Of course not. Doesn't work that way. 119 00:09:00,609 --> 00:09:02,515 Just how do women get babies? 120 00:09:02,530 --> 00:09:04,957 I'm not allowed to discuss that with fourth-graders. 121 00:09:04,980 --> 00:09:07,360 Fifth grade, you get every dirty detail. 122 00:09:07,381 --> 00:09:11,443 Do you know how embarrassed I was to get a call at my arraignment 123 00:09:11,449 --> 00:09:14,778 for my behavior during the pub crawl because of a voodoo curse 124 00:09:14,796 --> 00:09:16,862 my son placed on his art teacher? 125 00:09:16,884 --> 00:09:20,493 I didn't mean to make her pregnant. I just hate art so much. 126 00:09:20,522 --> 00:09:22,267 Oh, everyone does, son. 127 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:25,666 That's why they lock it up in museums where no one will ever visit. 128 00:09:27,001 --> 00:09:30,303 So, uh, your boy's got magic knock-up powers, huh? 129 00:09:30,385 --> 00:09:34,394 Hey, I created three kids, and no one's making a big deal of that. 130 00:09:34,409 --> 00:09:37,660 Not true! Whenever I compliment your virility, you act all weird. 131 00:09:37,685 --> 00:09:39,987 And you are very virile. 132 00:09:40,015 --> 00:09:43,502 - Uh, yeah. Just talk about sports! - No problem. 133 00:09:43,522 --> 00:09:45,806 Wish I had that Tom Brady's libido. 134 00:09:47,703 --> 00:09:52,223 Oh, it's amazing how many Cheerios Maggie drops in the back seat. 135 00:09:52,239 --> 00:09:56,615 Here you go. Put those in the trash, then you can help me unload the dishwasher. 136 00:09:56,635 --> 00:09:59,861 Oh! A minute of fun, a lifetime of work. 137 00:09:59,874 --> 00:10:02,121 I've never heard of a pregnancy like this. 138 00:10:02,149 --> 00:10:04,489 - There he is. - Jenny, this is crazy. 139 00:10:04,506 --> 00:10:06,419 Nothing's crazy at this point. 140 00:10:06,441 --> 00:10:08,768 Are you the boy that makes babies? 141 00:10:08,783 --> 00:10:11,736 I like to think I'm the boy that makes families. 142 00:10:11,759 --> 00:10:13,853 You see, Jenny? He's just a jerk kid. 143 00:10:13,872 --> 00:10:15,613 It's just... 144 00:10:15,643 --> 00:10:18,236 we've been trying so hard to start a family. 145 00:10:18,259 --> 00:10:20,619 With all the money we've spent on IVF... 146 00:10:21,351 --> 00:10:23,024 You have no idea! 147 00:10:23,045 --> 00:10:26,005 Hmm, maybe I can help. But it'll cost you. 148 00:10:26,034 --> 00:10:27,801 - How much? - Five dollars. 149 00:10:27,822 --> 00:10:29,935 Plus one dollar haw-haw insurance. 150 00:10:29,955 --> 00:10:32,313 Trust me, the insurance is worth it. 151 00:10:34,942 --> 00:10:39,463 By the power of this place, make a baby with a face. 152 00:10:39,475 --> 00:10:42,849 That's great, really. Really glad we're getting a baby with a face. Thank you. 153 00:10:45,010 --> 00:10:47,423 - Haw...! - No haw-haw! It worked! 154 00:10:48,336 --> 00:10:49,676 I'm pregnant! 155 00:10:49,689 --> 00:10:52,369 Look, Bart, I really, I can't believe there's a connection here. 156 00:10:52,389 --> 00:10:55,956 But, uh, we have some friends who are in the same dark place that we were. 157 00:10:55,982 --> 00:10:59,056 - Can we give them your name? - Only if they have five dollars. 158 00:10:59,067 --> 00:11:01,800 Yes, right. I'll make sure that they have five dollars. 159 00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:02,963 With them. 160 00:11:02,983 --> 00:11:05,931 Look, I'm sorry our check bounced, man. I can have the bank teller call you. 161 00:11:05,953 --> 00:11:09,056 Just give me the cash and you'll get your driver's license back. 162 00:11:09,650 --> 00:11:14,335 Please keep the chatter down while the Womb Wizard is casting his spells. 163 00:11:14,355 --> 00:11:16,656 Ones are appreciated, people. 164 00:11:18,353 --> 00:11:20,996 Barbeque sauce and teddy bear's eye. 165 00:11:21,015 --> 00:11:23,899 They want a baby, God knows why. 166 00:11:26,321 --> 00:11:28,161 Homie, I can't find my spatula. 167 00:11:28,175 --> 00:11:29,368 Can you get another one? 168 00:11:29,388 --> 00:11:31,848 Flanders, can we borrow your spatula? 169 00:11:31,866 --> 00:11:33,553 That was my spatula. 170 00:11:33,581 --> 00:11:35,481 And you never bought a replacement? 171 00:11:35,497 --> 00:11:38,724 Ah, too much aggravation. We just forego flipped food. 172 00:11:38,746 --> 00:11:39,746 D'oh! 173 00:11:41,756 --> 00:11:43,056 Hmm. 174 00:11:43,076 --> 00:11:44,684 - Bart? - Huh? 175 00:11:45,399 --> 00:11:46,546 Why, you little...! 176 00:11:46,567 --> 00:11:48,776 I'll teach you to answer peoples' prayers! 177 00:11:53,093 --> 00:11:57,798 Yeah, you know, I just don't think we're going to get in to see him today. 178 00:11:59,748 --> 00:12:02,115 What is your problem, boy? 179 00:12:02,135 --> 00:12:04,468 Maybe when I've got a dad who shows up in the morning 180 00:12:04,488 --> 00:12:06,768 with no shirt on and rocks on his face, 181 00:12:06,786 --> 00:12:09,294 it sets, I don't know, a low bar? 182 00:12:09,307 --> 00:12:11,207 Wow, I got to take that in. 183 00:12:11,225 --> 00:12:12,865 While I do, have some bar nuts. 184 00:12:12,878 --> 00:12:14,285 Aren't those full of germs? 185 00:12:14,308 --> 00:12:15,889 Eat the nuts! They're your dinner! 186 00:12:18,092 --> 00:12:20,557 You guys are coming with us. 187 00:12:21,970 --> 00:12:23,917 Not so fast! 188 00:12:23,942 --> 00:12:27,765 Nobody comes into my bar and kidnaps two paying customers. 189 00:12:27,794 --> 00:12:30,860 Aw, thanks, Moe, I... Huh? 190 00:12:30,890 --> 00:12:32,884 I must've left my wallet at home. 191 00:12:32,906 --> 00:12:33,946 All right, take them, take them! 192 00:12:33,966 --> 00:12:36,399 Fill their pockets with corn and toss them to the pigs. 193 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:39,170 Don't tell us our business! 194 00:12:47,421 --> 00:12:49,048 Huh? Fat Tony? 195 00:12:49,061 --> 00:12:50,181 That's right... 196 00:12:50,204 --> 00:12:52,435 - Fat Homer. - Hey! 197 00:12:52,465 --> 00:12:55,364 I need your boy to make a baby. 198 00:12:56,515 --> 00:12:58,408 Do you really need the boy's help to make a baby? 199 00:12:58,425 --> 00:13:02,068 Just do a little of the bunga-bunga, and the hotsie-totsie, 200 00:13:02,089 --> 00:13:03,836 and the bop-bada- bop-bada-bop. 201 00:13:03,857 --> 00:13:07,155 You sound like every doctor I've ever been to. 202 00:13:07,167 --> 00:13:08,674 But it's not for me. 203 00:13:08,693 --> 00:13:10,707 It's for her. 204 00:13:10,730 --> 00:13:12,917 Meet my filly, Cheesesteak. 205 00:13:12,932 --> 00:13:14,445 The love of my life. 206 00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:19,188 Who has apple breath? You has apple breath. 207 00:13:22,603 --> 00:13:25,916 And this horse, who I have briefly "borrowed," 208 00:13:25,932 --> 00:13:28,919 is the winner of last year's Springfield Stakes-- 209 00:13:28,938 --> 00:13:30,199 Rear Admiral. 210 00:13:30,223 --> 00:13:33,692 So work your magic, and breed me a champion. 211 00:13:33,714 --> 00:13:36,774 Look, Fat Tony, I don't know what you know about voodoo, 212 00:13:36,780 --> 00:13:38,547 but it only works on people. 213 00:13:38,575 --> 00:13:40,734 Horses? That's crazy talk! 214 00:13:40,761 --> 00:13:46,849 You will breed me a champion by morning or it will be the last sunrise you ever see. 215 00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:49,682 Don't over-promise, boss. It might be overcast. 216 00:13:49,708 --> 00:13:52,641 How'd you like a cast over your face? 217 00:13:52,661 --> 00:13:55,208 Well, as long as there re breath holes. 218 00:13:56,479 --> 00:13:57,966 You know, I'm just saying. 219 00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:02,247 Okay, boy, if there ever was a good time for you to find out 220 00:14:02,267 --> 00:14:05,204 where babies come from in the grossest way possible, 221 00:14:05,223 --> 00:14:07,630 with your life on the line, this is it. 222 00:14:07,649 --> 00:14:09,063 One more thing: 223 00:14:09,079 --> 00:14:11,151 It better be a boy. 224 00:14:11,930 --> 00:14:13,337 Anything else? 225 00:14:13,357 --> 00:14:15,414 It would be helpful if he could go undercover 226 00:14:15,426 --> 00:14:18,259 with police horses and find out what they know. 227 00:14:26,475 --> 00:14:29,491 - Hey, this is all your fault. - How is it my fault? 228 00:14:29,518 --> 00:14:32,179 I wouldn't be here if you were more of a role model. 229 00:14:32,198 --> 00:14:34,923 Pub crawls, naked Frisbee golf... 230 00:14:34,938 --> 00:14:38,985 I just did that because it was a series of funny words. 231 00:14:38,998 --> 00:14:42,912 Well, it's your mediocre fathering that put me on the path to hell! 232 00:14:42,931 --> 00:14:43,784 Wha...? 233 00:14:43,807 --> 00:14:46,922 Maybe you're right, boy. It's time I was a better father. 234 00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:48,937 And I'll start by saving us. 235 00:14:48,965 --> 00:14:52,809 I just need to facilitate some horse intercourse. 236 00:14:52,828 --> 00:14:54,348 Come on, buddy. 237 00:14:54,374 --> 00:14:57,568 Just make a champion thoroughbred, and we're out of here. 238 00:15:00,222 --> 00:15:01,669 What's his problem? 239 00:15:02,389 --> 00:15:04,729 ♪ It's raining men ♪ 240 00:15:04,755 --> 00:15:07,392 ♪ Hallelujah, it's raining men ♪ 241 00:15:08,264 --> 00:15:09,986 ♪ Amen ♪ 242 00:15:10,019 --> 00:15:11,693 ♪ I'm gonna go out ♪ 243 00:15:11,716 --> 00:15:13,730 ♪ I'm gonna let myself get... ♪ 244 00:15:13,751 --> 00:15:14,817 Hey, you know? 245 00:15:14,833 --> 00:15:17,133 I don't think this guy likes girls. 246 00:15:17,903 --> 00:15:19,903 Big deal. I don't like girls, either. 247 00:15:19,925 --> 00:15:21,432 Not like that. 248 00:15:21,439 --> 00:15:22,652 It's like this. 249 00:15:24,259 --> 00:15:25,827 Smithers... 250 00:15:25,837 --> 00:15:27,449 Mr. Largo... 251 00:15:28,098 --> 00:15:29,760 Danny Kaye. 252 00:15:29,787 --> 00:15:31,159 What? Everyone knows. 253 00:15:33,966 --> 00:15:36,267 Now, where's she going? 254 00:15:36,948 --> 00:15:38,455 Hey, I know that horse! 255 00:15:38,476 --> 00:15:39,615 It's Sudsley! 256 00:15:39,635 --> 00:15:40,975 Sudsley Brew-Right! 257 00:15:42,561 --> 00:15:45,613 That horse was instrumental in me becoming a man. 258 00:15:47,345 --> 00:15:51,148 ♪ It feels like the first time ♪ 259 00:15:51,942 --> 00:15:55,344 ♪ It feels like the very first time ♪ 260 00:15:56,222 --> 00:15:59,704 ♪ It feels like the first time... ♪ 261 00:16:11,522 --> 00:16:13,435 Ew, that tastes horrible! 262 00:16:13,451 --> 00:16:16,070 Beer transformed that cute little boy 263 00:16:16,090 --> 00:16:18,910 into the man you see before you. 264 00:16:21,005 --> 00:16:22,039 Hmm. 265 00:16:23,731 --> 00:16:26,072 Whoa! They like each other. 266 00:16:26,097 --> 00:16:28,859 You know, pregnant is pregnant. 267 00:16:28,872 --> 00:16:31,965 - What a you talking about? - We're not lost, boy. 268 00:16:31,989 --> 00:16:33,816 Not by a long shot. 269 00:16:33,836 --> 00:16:36,909 We just have to set the mood. 270 00:16:42,036 --> 00:16:44,949 ♪ Let them play ♪ 271 00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:46,196 ♪ We won't look ♪ 272 00:16:46,210 --> 00:16:48,637 ♪ We'll turn away ♪ 273 00:16:48,653 --> 00:16:50,554 ♪ Go make love ♪ 274 00:16:50,588 --> 00:16:53,890 ♪ Then eat some hay ♪ 275 00:16:54,459 --> 00:16:56,933 ♪ We'll be dead ♪ 276 00:16:56,955 --> 00:17:00,349 ♪ Shot through the head ♪ 277 00:17:00,382 --> 00:17:02,940 ♪ Be that as it may ♪ 278 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:07,410 ♪ Fat Tony's horse is gay ♪ 279 00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:10,225 ♪ I do not hear no banging ♪ 280 00:17:10,248 --> 00:17:13,575 ♪ No sound of horseshoes clanging ♪ 281 00:17:13,588 --> 00:17:15,881 ♪ Roll in hay ♪ 282 00:17:15,887 --> 00:17:19,456 ♪ Or tomorrow we will pay ♪ 283 00:17:20,271 --> 00:17:25,360 ♪ I don't care about tomorrow ♪ 284 00:17:26,096 --> 00:17:31,265 ♪ We need true horse love today ♪ 285 00:17:32,042 --> 00:17:37,684 ♪ Here's a blanket they can borrow ♪ 286 00:17:37,710 --> 00:17:43,064 ♪ Let them rock the night away ♪ 287 00:17:43,087 --> 00:17:45,740 ♪ I don't really mind at all ♪ 288 00:17:45,763 --> 00:17:49,598 ♪ But why must I go muck the stall? ♪ 289 00:17:49,637 --> 00:17:52,955 ♪ Roll in hay ♪ 290 00:17:52,998 --> 00:17:55,512 ♪ Roll in hay... ♪ 291 00:17:55,539 --> 00:18:02,775 ♪ Roll in hay! ♪ 292 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:22,103 Ah, young love. 293 00:18:23,668 --> 00:18:26,734 So, where is the pregnancy test? 294 00:18:27,384 --> 00:18:29,886 Right here. 295 00:18:33,705 --> 00:18:36,836 What does it say? The Pimlico plus of joy? 296 00:18:36,861 --> 00:18:39,963 Or the Maryland State Fairgrounds minus? 297 00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:43,512 It's a plus! 298 00:18:43,532 --> 00:18:45,272 We're having a baby! 299 00:18:45,295 --> 00:18:46,495 Hey, salute! 300 00:18:46,516 --> 00:18:49,117 I've never seen Johnny Tightlips so happy. 301 00:18:51,603 --> 00:18:53,883 Simpsons, you're free to go! 302 00:18:53,902 --> 00:18:55,810 Louie, drive 'em home. 303 00:18:55,837 --> 00:18:59,293 - Cool, another limo ride! - The limo's in the shop. 304 00:18:59,322 --> 00:19:00,969 We have a loaner. 305 00:19:00,989 --> 00:19:02,510 Ay, caramba! 306 00:19:03,479 --> 00:19:06,639 You monster! My knees will be in my throat! 307 00:19:06,665 --> 00:19:09,015 There's another way you can go. 308 00:19:11,687 --> 00:19:12,850 Dad? 309 00:19:12,867 --> 00:19:16,203 Cheesesteak, a little advice from a mother of three. 310 00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:19,450 They'll turn out the same whether you gallop or trot. 311 00:19:19,468 --> 00:19:21,565 Teach him not to pee during parades. 312 00:19:21,591 --> 00:19:23,101 He'll get more work. 313 00:19:27,049 --> 00:19:30,250 Now that's what I call a modern family. 314 00:19:31,264 --> 00:19:32,777 ♪ Hey, hey! ♪ 315 00:19:33,369 --> 00:19:34,762 ♪ Hey, hey! ♪ 316 00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:36,841 ♪ Hey, hey! ♪ 317 00:19:37,513 --> 00:19:38,925 ♪ Hey, hey! ♪ 318 00:19:39,587 --> 00:19:40,721 ♪ Hey! ♪ 319 00:19:48,975 --> 00:19:52,333 The prosecution calls Sudsley Brew-Right! 320 00:19:55,139 --> 00:19:57,166 Sudsley, on the night in question, 321 00:19:57,179 --> 00:19:59,589 how many did you see the defendant kill? 322 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:04,038 Seven in one night? 323 00:20:04,064 --> 00:20:06,423 What kind of a monster could do that? 324 00:20:06,431 --> 00:20:11,212 A party monster! Drinking the new, convenient Duff Seven-Pack! 325 00:20:12,090 --> 00:20:14,274 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 326 00:20:15,252 --> 00:20:18,360 The Duff Seven-Pack-- one more for the road. 327 00:20:18,388 --> 00:20:21,524 There's nothing symmetrical about flavor! 328 00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:24,046 So get your seven pack today! 329 00:20:24,068 --> 00:20:28,847 It looks wrong, but it is oh, so right! Oh, yeah! 330 00:20:29,820 --> 00:20:32,007 ♪ Oh, yeah... ♪ 331 00:20:32,827 --> 00:20:37,827 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man Resync for WEB-DL by Norther 332 00:21:19,202 --> 00:21:20,524 Shh!