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Oh, no.
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(exclaiming)
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(school bell ringing)
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(Barney belches)
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(whistle blows)
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(yells)
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(beeping)
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(playing the blues)
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(playing the blues)
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(tires screeching)
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D'oh!
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(tires screeching)
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(grunts)
(yells)
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(grunts)
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(screams)
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(screaming)
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(chuckles)
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D'oh! Ooh!
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(groans)
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(mouth groans)
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Ooh!
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(gasps)
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(belches)
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(heart beating)
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♪ ♪
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(squishing, blurping)
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Why, you little...!
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(Homer and Bart grunt)
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♪ The Simpsons 25x19 ♪
What to Expect When Bart's Expecting
Original Air Date
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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Huh...?!
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Eh, welcome fellow barkeeps,
gin-slingers, and beer jerks.
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We are all here because
drinkin' in our bars is down.
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Mom-and-pop bartenders can't
compete with big box stores
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like Booze Barn
and Hooch City.
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(bell dinging)
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(all clamoring)
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Uh, folks, this is the owner
of the airport bar speaking.
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Uh, we're experiencing
some financial turbulence.
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Uh, please remain calm.
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Now let's watch this informational
video that'll help save our business.
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Thanks, Cap. Now what I'm proposing
is a superhero pub crawl.
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Our clientele dress up in costume
and go drinking from bar to bar.
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Their masks make 'em feel
uninhibited and invulnerable.
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(all murmuring positively)
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Yeah, and that's not all. Why
don't you tell 'em about it, Moe?
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Yeah, you got it, Moe.
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We can make up superhero drink
names and charge 'em double.
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Like, uh, Nick Fury,
Agent of Schnapps;
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Sex in the Batmobile;
And Wolveriskey.
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Here, check out my,
uh, portfolium here.
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(all clamoring, cheering)
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Whoo! Yeah!
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Flame on! (belches)
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(gasps)
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Oh-God-oh-God-oh-God!
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I can't breathe!
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No, no, no!
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Why do they call
this a yard of ale?
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Easy. After you drink one,
you're passed out in your yard.
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Hmm.
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(drunkenly):
Well, better get home.
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The delightfulness
ended hours ago.
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Homer, the best thing for you to do in
this situation is keep drinking. Heh.
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(Homer moaning)
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(groaning)
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(Otto laughs)
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Oh, why are you doing
this to me, booze?
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I drank every kind of you!
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- See ya, Homer!
- Bye, Dad!
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Have a good day, you two!
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Don't be me!
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There's my dad!
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Wait, I think I just
sucked up a dollar!
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(grunting)
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José, hit the switch!
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We are not all Josés, man.
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(other kids laugh)
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Oh! Art.
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Simpson! Smock up!
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Every time I do art, some do-gooder
teacher sends it straight to a therapist.
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Your stuff is
pretty disturbing.
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I've never acted
on any of it.
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You will take art,
you will enjoy art,
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and you will make something
in a kiln your mother can use.
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Oh...
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(groans)
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Maggie! Why'd you do that?
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Oh, I just came in to
take out the trash!
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And you shall
leave immortal!
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Also, take out the trash.
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Honest!
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Inspiring!
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Yes... necessary!
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Oh, Milhouse-ian!
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Oh, Bart, it's wonderful!
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Really? Wonderful? I just
drowned a grasshopper in paint
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and let him crawl on the
paper till he died.
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You know what that's called?
Mixed-media conceptual art.
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No, it's not,
because I hate art.
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Oh, then it's protest art!
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Stop encouraging me!
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I will admire you
from afar...!
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(exasperated grunt)
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(gasps)
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Shauna? What are
you doing here?
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Training for the Olympics.
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I gotta find a way to get
rid of my art teacher.
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Easy. Voodoo.
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Is there a voodoo queen
you can direct me to?
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Oh, yeah. She lives in a
trailer down by Yogurtland.
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Now kiss me. I wanna
make somebody mad.
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(grunting)
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BART: What are you doing?!
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What's my no-good
daughter up to now?
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Now u have everyt'ing
you need for the voodoo.
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- Would you like a bag?
- Yes, ma'am.
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Paper or plastic?
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Uh, plastic.
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Just like the chicken
foot say you would!
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Okay, did you get
Trunch's DNA?
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Yeah, got it out
of her purse.
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(chuckles)
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How'd you do that?
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Art teachers don't
have a desk.
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They just throw their
purse anywhere.
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Voodoo spell, voodoo spell,
seagull beak and bone of Mel,
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purple heart and tear of chum...
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(grunts)
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Just had to be
tear of chum.
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Send her home
with aching tum!
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Oh, right, we need one more
thing from her purse.
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I've got these.
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BART: Hmm, she's got tickets
to the play God of Carnage.
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Orchestra?!
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On an art teacher's salary?
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That's black magic!
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Where's Mrs. Trunch?
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I need to know the correct density
of "points" in my pointillism.
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Mm, sorry, but I don't think we'll
be seeing much of Trunch today.
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Yep, I cast a voodoo
spell on her.
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I won't bore you with
the dark details,
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but let's just say she's in
no condition for teaching.
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(gasps)
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(disappointed):
Oh...
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Class, I have an
announcement.
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I'm afraid I can't teach today.
I have a tummy ache.
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- Mm...
- A very special tummy ache.
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I'm going to have a baby!
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(gasps)
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Aah! Bart Simpson got
a teacher pregnant!
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(scoffing)
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- Typical Ralph nonsense.
- (Milhouse panting)
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Bart Simpson got
a teacher pregnant!
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You happy with your
two-timing boyfriend now?
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I admit, I did make a
voodoo doll of Mrs. Trunch.
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But I just asked for a
stomachache, not a baby!
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Classic wish-maker's
mistake: Vague language.
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So I did make
her pregnant?
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Of course not. Doesn't
work that way.
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00:09:00,609 --> 00:09:02,515
Just how do women
get babies?
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00:09:02,530 --> 00:09:04,957
I'm not allowed to discuss
that with fourth-graders.
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00:09:04,980 --> 00:09:07,360
Fifth grade, you get
every dirty detail.
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00:09:07,381 --> 00:09:11,443
Do you know how embarrassed I was
to get a call at my arraignment
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for my behavior during the pub
crawl because of a voodoo curse
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my son placed on
his art teacher?
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I didn't mean to make her pregnant.
I just hate art so much.
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Oh, everyone does, son.
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That's why they lock it up in museums
where no one will ever visit.
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00:09:27,001 --> 00:09:30,303
So, uh, your boy's got magic
knock-up powers, huh?
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00:09:30,385 --> 00:09:34,394
Hey, I created three kids, and no
one's making a big deal of that.
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00:09:34,409 --> 00:09:37,660
Not true! Whenever I compliment
your virility, you act all weird.
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And you are very virile.
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- Uh, yeah. Just talk about sports!
- No problem.
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Wish I had that Tom
Brady's libido.
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(shudders)
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00:09:47,703 --> 00:09:52,223
Oh, it's amazing how many Cheerios
Maggie drops in the back seat.
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00:09:52,239 --> 00:09:56,615
Here you go. Put those in the trash, then
you can help me unload the dishwasher.
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Oh! A minute of fun,
a lifetime of work.
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I've never heard of a
pregnancy like this.
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00:10:02,149 --> 00:10:04,489
- There he is.
- Jenny, this is crazy.
182
00:10:04,506 --> 00:10:06,419
Nothing's crazy
at this point.
183
00:10:06,441 --> 00:10:08,768
Are you the boy
that makes babies?
184
00:10:08,783 --> 00:10:11,736
I like to think I'm the
boy that makes families.
185
00:10:11,759 --> 00:10:13,853
You see, Jenny?
He's just a jerk kid.
186
00:10:13,872 --> 00:10:15,613
It's just... (sobs)
187
00:10:15,643 --> 00:10:18,236
we've been trying so
hard to start a family.
188
00:10:18,259 --> 00:10:20,619
With all the money
we've spent on IVF...
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00:10:20,642 --> 00:10:21,326
(sobs)
190
00:10:21,351 --> 00:10:23,024
You have no idea!
191
00:10:23,045 --> 00:10:26,005
Hmm, maybe I can help.
But it'll cost you.
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00:10:26,034 --> 00:10:27,801
- How much?
- Five dollars.
193
00:10:27,822 --> 00:10:29,935
Plus one dollar
haw-haw insurance.
194
00:10:29,955 --> 00:10:32,313
Trust me, the insurance
is worth it.
195
00:10:34,942 --> 00:10:39,463
By the power of this place,
make a baby with a face.
196
00:10:39,475 --> 00:10:42,849
That's great, really. Really glad we're
getting a baby with a face. Thank you.
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00:10:43,683 --> 00:10:44,990
(tires screech)
198
00:10:45,010 --> 00:10:47,423
- Haw...!
- No haw-haw! It worked!
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00:10:47,449 --> 00:10:48,316
(groans)
200
00:10:48,336 --> 00:10:49,676
I'm pregnant!
201
00:10:49,689 --> 00:10:52,369
Look, Bart, I really, I can't
believe there's a connection here.
202
00:10:52,389 --> 00:10:55,956
But, uh, we have some friends who are
in the same dark place that we were.
203
00:10:55,982 --> 00:10:59,056
- Can we give them your name?
- Only if they have five dollars.
204
00:10:59,067 --> 00:11:01,800
Yes, right. I'll make sure
that they have five dollars.
205
00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:02,963
With them.
206
00:11:02,983 --> 00:11:05,931
Look, I'm sorry our check bounced, man.
I can have the bank teller call you.
207
00:11:05,953 --> 00:11:09,056
Just give me the cash and you'll
get your driver's license back.
208
00:11:09,650 --> 00:11:14,335
Please keep the chatter down while the
Womb Wizard is casting his spells.
209
00:11:14,355 --> 00:11:16,656
Ones are
appreciated, people.
210
00:11:18,353 --> 00:11:20,996
Barbeque sauce and
teddy bear's eye.
211
00:11:21,015 --> 00:11:23,899
They want a baby,
God knows why.
212
00:11:26,321 --> 00:11:28,161
Homie, I can't
find my spatula.
213
00:11:28,175 --> 00:11:29,368
Can you get another one?
214
00:11:29,388 --> 00:11:31,848
Flanders, can we
borrow your spatula?
215
00:11:31,866 --> 00:11:33,553
That was my spatula.
216
00:11:33,581 --> 00:11:35,481
And you never bought
a replacement?
217
00:11:35,497 --> 00:11:38,724
Ah, too much aggravation.
We just forego flipped food.
218
00:11:38,746 --> 00:11:39,746
D'oh!
219
00:11:39,781 --> 00:11:41,681
(grunts)
220
00:11:41,756 --> 00:11:43,056
- Hmm.
- (humming a tune)
221
00:11:43,076 --> 00:11:44,684
- Bart?
- Huh?
222
00:11:45,399 --> 00:11:46,546
Why, you little...!
223
00:11:46,567 --> 00:11:48,776
I'll teach you to answer
peoples' prayers!
224
00:11:48,810 --> 00:11:50,811
(both grunting)
225
00:11:53,093 --> 00:11:57,798
Yeah, you know, I just don't think we're
going to get in to see him today.
226
00:11:59,748 --> 00:12:02,115
What is your problem, boy?
227
00:12:02,135 --> 00:12:04,468
Maybe when I've got a dad
who shows up in the morning
228
00:12:04,488 --> 00:12:06,768
with no shirt on and
rocks on his face,
229
00:12:06,786 --> 00:12:09,294
it sets, I don't
know, a low bar?
230
00:12:09,307 --> 00:12:11,207
Wow, I got to take that in.
231
00:12:11,225 --> 00:12:12,865
While I do, have
some bar nuts.
232
00:12:12,878 --> 00:12:14,285
Aren't those
full of germs?
233
00:12:14,308 --> 00:12:15,889
Eat the nuts!
They're your dinner!
234
00:12:15,904 --> 00:12:17,905
(guns click)
235
00:12:18,092 --> 00:12:20,557
You guys are
coming with us.
236
00:12:21,970 --> 00:12:23,917
Not so fast!
237
00:12:23,942 --> 00:12:27,765
Nobody comes into my bar and
kidnaps two paying customers.
238
00:12:27,794 --> 00:12:30,860
Aw, thanks, Moe, I...
Huh?
239
00:12:30,890 --> 00:12:32,884
I must've left my
wallet at home.
240
00:12:32,906 --> 00:12:33,946
All right, take them, take them!
241
00:12:33,966 --> 00:12:36,399
Fill their pockets with corn
and toss them to the pigs.
242
00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:39,170
Don't tell us
our business!
243
00:12:40,106 --> 00:12:41,206
(sobs)
244
00:12:47,421 --> 00:12:49,048
Huh? Fat Tony?
245
00:12:49,061 --> 00:12:50,181
That's right...
246
00:12:50,204 --> 00:12:52,435
- Fat Homer.
- Hey!
247
00:12:52,465 --> 00:12:55,364
I need your boy
to make a baby.
248
00:12:56,515 --> 00:12:58,408
Do you really need the
boy's help to make a baby?
249
00:12:58,425 --> 00:13:02,068
Just do a little of the
bunga-bunga, and the hotsie-totsie,
250
00:13:02,089 --> 00:13:03,836
and the bop-bada-
bop-bada-bop.
251
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You sound like every
doctor I've ever been to.
252
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But it's not for me.
253
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It's for her.
254
00:13:10,730 --> 00:13:12,917
Meet my filly, Cheesesteak.
255
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The love of my life.
256
00:13:14,467 --> 00:13:16,021
(baby-talking, kissing)
257
00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:19,188
Who has apple breath?
You has apple breath.
258
00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:20,299
(kissing, baby-talking)
259
00:13:22,603 --> 00:13:25,916
And this horse, who I
have briefly "borrowed,"
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is the winner of last
year's Springfield Stakes--
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Rear Admiral.
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00:13:30,223 --> 00:13:33,692
So work your magic, and
breed me a champion.
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00:13:33,714 --> 00:13:36,774
Look, Fat Tony, I don't know
what you know about voodoo,
264
00:13:36,780 --> 00:13:38,547
but it only works on people.
265
00:13:38,575 --> 00:13:40,734
Horses? That's crazy talk!
266
00:13:40,761 --> 00:13:46,849
You will breed me a champion by morning or
it will be the last sunrise you ever see.
267
00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:49,682
Don't over-promise, boss.
It might be overcast.
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00:13:49,708 --> 00:13:52,641
How'd you like a
cast over your face?
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00:13:52,661 --> 00:13:55,208
Well, as long as there
re breath holes.
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00:13:56,479 --> 00:13:57,966
You know, I'm just saying.
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Okay, boy, if there ever was
a good time for you to find out
272
00:14:02,267 --> 00:14:05,204
where babies come from in
the grossest way possible,
273
00:14:05,223 --> 00:14:07,630
with your life on the
line, this is it.
274
00:14:07,649 --> 00:14:09,063
One more thing:
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It better be a boy.
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(scoffs)
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Anything else?
278
00:14:13,357 --> 00:14:15,414
It would be helpful if
he could go undercover
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00:14:15,426 --> 00:14:18,259
with police horses and
find out what they know.
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00:14:23,223 --> 00:14:25,524
(crickets trilling)
281
00:14:26,475 --> 00:14:29,491
- Hey, this is all your fault.
- How is it my fault?
282
00:14:29,518 --> 00:14:32,179
I wouldn't be here if you
were more of a role model.
283
00:14:32,198 --> 00:14:34,923
Pub crawls, naked
Frisbee golf...
284
00:14:34,938 --> 00:14:38,985
I just did that because it was
a series of funny words.
285
00:14:38,998 --> 00:14:42,912
Well, it's your mediocre fathering
that put me on the path to hell!
286
00:14:42,931 --> 00:14:43,784
Wha...?
287
00:14:43,807 --> 00:14:46,922
Maybe you're right, boy. It's
time I was a better father.
288
00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:48,937
And I'll start
by saving us.
289
00:14:48,965 --> 00:14:52,809
I just need to facilitate
some horse intercourse.
290
00:14:52,828 --> 00:14:54,348
Come on, buddy.
291
00:14:54,374 --> 00:14:57,568
Just make a champion thoroughbred,
and we're out of here.
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00:14:57,595 --> 00:14:58,980
(neighs)
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00:15:00,222 --> 00:15:01,669
What's his problem?
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00:15:02,389 --> 00:15:04,729
♪ It's raining men ♪
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♪ Hallelujah, it's raining men ♪
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00:15:07,418 --> 00:15:08,239
(neighing)
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00:15:08,264 --> 00:15:09,986
♪ Amen ♪
298
00:15:10,019 --> 00:15:11,693
♪ I'm gonna go out ♪
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00:15:11,716 --> 00:15:13,730
♪ I'm gonna let myself get... ♪
300
00:15:13,751 --> 00:15:14,817
(music stops)
Hey, you know?
301
00:15:14,833 --> 00:15:17,133
I don't think this
guy likes girls.
302
00:15:17,153 --> 00:15:17,878
(splutters)
303
00:15:17,903 --> 00:15:19,903
Big deal. I don't
like girls, either.
304
00:15:19,925 --> 00:15:21,432
Not like that.
305
00:15:21,439 --> 00:15:22,652
It's like this.
306
00:15:22,681 --> 00:15:24,239
(indistinct whispering)
307
00:15:24,259 --> 00:15:25,827
Smithers...
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00:15:25,837 --> 00:15:27,449
Mr. Largo...
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00:15:28,098 --> 00:15:29,760
Danny Kaye.
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00:15:29,787 --> 00:15:31,159
What? Everyone knows.
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00:15:31,179 --> 00:15:32,942
(neighs)
312
00:15:33,966 --> 00:15:36,267
Now, where's she going?
313
00:15:36,948 --> 00:15:38,455
Hey, I know that horse!
314
00:15:38,476 --> 00:15:39,615
It's Sudsley!
315
00:15:39,635 --> 00:15:40,975
Sudsley Brew-Right!
316
00:15:40,992 --> 00:15:42,548
(neighs)
317
00:15:42,561 --> 00:15:45,613
That horse was instrumental
in me becoming a man.
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00:15:47,345 --> 00:15:51,148
♪ It feels like
the first time ♪
319
00:15:51,942 --> 00:15:55,344
♪ It feels like the
very first time ♪
320
00:15:56,222 --> 00:15:59,704
♪ It feels like the first time... ♪
(neighing)
321
00:16:04,889 --> 00:16:06,890
(neighs)
322
00:16:11,522 --> 00:16:13,435
Ew, that tastes horrible!
323
00:16:13,451 --> 00:16:16,070
Beer transformed
that cute little boy
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00:16:16,090 --> 00:16:18,910
into the man you
see before you.
325
00:16:21,005 --> 00:16:22,039
Hmm.
326
00:16:22,454 --> 00:16:23,705
(neighs)
327
00:16:23,731 --> 00:16:26,072
Whoa! They like
each other.
328
00:16:26,097 --> 00:16:28,859
You know, pregnant
is pregnant.
329
00:16:28,872 --> 00:16:31,965
- What a you talking about?
- We're not lost, boy.
330
00:16:31,989 --> 00:16:33,816
Not by a long shot.
331
00:16:33,836 --> 00:16:36,909
We just have to
set the mood.
332
00:16:37,048 --> 00:16:40,350
(gentle orchestral intro begins)
333
00:16:42,036 --> 00:16:44,949
♪ Let them play ♪
334
00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:46,196
♪ We won't look ♪
335
00:16:46,210 --> 00:16:48,637
♪ We'll turn away ♪
336
00:16:48,653 --> 00:16:50,554
♪ Go make love ♪
337
00:16:50,588 --> 00:16:53,890
♪ Then eat some hay ♪
338
00:16:54,459 --> 00:16:56,933
♪ We'll be dead ♪
339
00:16:56,955 --> 00:17:00,349
♪ Shot through the head ♪
340
00:17:00,382 --> 00:17:02,940
♪ Be that as it may ♪
341
00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:07,410
♪ Fat Tony's horse is gay ♪
342
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:10,225
♪ I do not hear no banging ♪
343
00:17:10,248 --> 00:17:13,575
♪ No sound of
horseshoes clanging ♪
344
00:17:13,588 --> 00:17:15,881
♪ Roll in hay ♪
345
00:17:15,887 --> 00:17:19,456
♪ Or tomorrow we will pay ♪
346
00:17:20,271 --> 00:17:25,360
♪ I don't care
about tomorrow ♪
347
00:17:26,096 --> 00:17:31,265
♪ We need true
horse love today ♪
348
00:17:32,042 --> 00:17:37,684
♪ Here's a blanket
they can borrow ♪
349
00:17:37,710 --> 00:17:43,064
♪ Let them rock
the night away ♪
350
00:17:43,087 --> 00:17:45,740
♪ I don't really
mind at all ♪
351
00:17:45,763 --> 00:17:49,598
♪ But why must I go
muck the stall? ♪
352
00:17:49,637 --> 00:17:52,955
♪ Roll in hay ♪
353
00:17:52,998 --> 00:17:55,512
♪ Roll in hay... ♪
354
00:17:55,539 --> 00:18:02,775
♪ Roll in hay! ♪
355
00:18:06,897 --> 00:18:08,124
(bottle shatters)
356
00:18:09,139 --> 00:18:10,416
(grunts)
357
00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:19,494
(steady banging nearby)
358
00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:22,103
Ah, young love.
359
00:18:23,668 --> 00:18:26,734
So, where is the
pregnancy test?
360
00:18:27,384 --> 00:18:29,886
Right here.
361
00:18:33,705 --> 00:18:36,836
What does it say?
The Pimlico plus of joy?
362
00:18:36,861 --> 00:18:39,963
Or the Maryland State
Fairgrounds minus?
363
00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:43,512
It's a plus!
364
00:18:43,532 --> 00:18:45,272
We're having a baby!
365
00:18:45,295 --> 00:18:46,495
Hey, salute!
366
00:18:46,516 --> 00:18:49,117
I've never seen Johnny
Tightlips so happy.
367
00:18:51,603 --> 00:18:53,883
Simpsons, you're free to go!
368
00:18:53,902 --> 00:18:55,810
Louie, drive 'em home.
369
00:18:55,837 --> 00:18:59,293
- Cool, another limo ride!
- The limo's in the shop.
370
00:18:59,322 --> 00:19:00,969
We have a loaner.
371
00:19:00,989 --> 00:19:02,510
BART:
Ay, caramba!
372
00:19:03,479 --> 00:19:06,639
You monster! My knees
will be in my throat!
373
00:19:06,665 --> 00:19:09,015
There's another
way you can go.
374
00:19:11,687 --> 00:19:12,850
Dad?
375
00:19:12,867 --> 00:19:16,203
Cheesesteak, a little advice
from a mother of three.
376
00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:19,450
They'll turn out the same
whether you gallop or trot.
377
00:19:19,468 --> 00:19:21,565
Teach him not to pee
during parades.
378
00:19:21,591 --> 00:19:23,101
He'll get more work.
379
00:19:23,759 --> 00:19:25,314
(neighing)
380
00:19:27,049 --> 00:19:30,250
Now that's what I
call a modern family.
381
00:19:31,264 --> 00:19:32,777
♪ Hey, hey! ♪
382
00:19:33,369 --> 00:19:34,762
♪ Hey, hey! ♪
383
00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:36,841
♪ Hey, hey! ♪
384
00:19:37,513 --> 00:19:38,925
♪ Hey, hey! ♪
385
00:19:39,587 --> 00:19:40,721
♪ Hey! ♪
386
00:19:42,337 --> 00:19:44,338
(clamoring)
387
00:19:48,975 --> 00:19:52,333
The prosecution calls
Sudsley Brew-Right!
388
00:19:52,351 --> 00:19:55,019
(gallery murmuring)
389
00:19:55,139 --> 00:19:57,166
Sudsley, on the
night in question,
390
00:19:57,179 --> 00:19:59,589
how many did you see
the defendant kill?
391
00:19:59,617 --> 00:20:02,370
(knocks seven times)
392
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:04,038
Seven in one night?
393
00:20:04,064 --> 00:20:06,423
What kind of a monster
could do that?
394
00:20:06,431 --> 00:20:11,212
A party monster! Drinking the
new, convenient Duff Seven-Pack!
395
00:20:12,090 --> 00:20:14,274
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
396
00:20:15,252 --> 00:20:18,360
The Duff Seven-Pack--
one more for the road.
397
00:20:18,388 --> 00:20:21,524
There's nothing
symmetrical about flavor!
398
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:24,046
So get your seven
pack today!
399
00:20:24,068 --> 00:20:28,847
It looks wrong, but it is
oh, so right! Oh, yeah!
400
00:20:29,820 --> 00:20:32,007
♪ Oh, yeah... ♪
401
00:20:32,827 --> 00:20:37,827
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402
00:21:19,202 --> 00:21:20,524
Shh!