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See that aspiring model there?
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That's me... Deb...
until the day I died.
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I thought I'd go straight to heaven,
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but there was a bit of a mix-up,
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and I woke up in someone else's body.
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[ Screams ]
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So now I'm Jane,
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a super-busy lawyer
with my very own assistant.
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I got a new life, a new wardrobe,
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and the only people who really
know what's going on with me
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are my girlfriend Stacy
and my guardian angel, Paul.
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I used to think everything
happened for a reason.
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- Whoo! [ Laughs ]
- Now, I sure hope I was right.
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Drop Dead Diva 6x06 - Desperate Housewife
Original air date April 27, 2014
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Sync and corrections by atrn97g
for www.addic7ed.com
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Previously on "Drop Dead Diva"...
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Who are you?
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Grayson, it's me.
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I'm Deb.
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Mint antioxidant edible face mask.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, my God. [ Chuckles ]
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You're nervous about having sex
with Grayson tomorrow night.
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Owen, I'm pregnant.
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That's fantastic, Stacy.
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[ Sighs ]
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Suppose this gets serious
and then we break up.
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I don't want my child
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to be around parents
who don't get along.
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[ Voice breaking ]
So for the sake of the baby,
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we need to break up.
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I understand.
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[ Cellphone beeps ]
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Oh, my God. Teri's been arrested.
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I caught Teri impersonating an attorney,
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and I warned her to stop,
but she ignored me.
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I told Kim.
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Kim must have called the cops.
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- You went behind my back to Kim?
- Hey.
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I don't...
I don't even know what to say.
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How about, when I get back
from helping my friend,
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you're not here.
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[ Door slams ]
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[ Door opens ]
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Morning, sweetie.
[ Burps ]
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What was that?
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Sorry. I've been burping non-stop.
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I think it's one
of those pregnancy things
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that no one tells you about,
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like facial hair and enlarged feet.
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Oh.
[ Sighs ]
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Anyway, are you feeling
any better today?
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Last night, I kicked Grayson,
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the man that I love, out of the house.
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I know. Even for you,
that was a bit extreme.
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- What?
- Hmm?
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Stacy, are you taking his side?
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Listen, Grayson discovered
that Teri was,
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yes, impersonating a lawyer.
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But rather than coming to me,
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he went to Kim, who had her arrested.
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[ Burps ]
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- Oh, dear.
- Excuse me.
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Frankly, I'm a little surprised
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that was Teri's first time in the pokey.
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Okay. Grayson said
that he couldn't come to me
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because he didn't think
that I could be objective.
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How would that make you feel?
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Permission to speak freely
without you getting mad at me?
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Permission granted.
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You're doing that thing again.
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I am not.
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What thing?
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Whenever you're about
to have sex with a guy
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for the first time,
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you turn a little disagreement
into a big fight.
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- That's not even true.
- John Perlmutter.
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The night before he took you
on a romantic weekend,
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you got mad at him
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for not covering his mouth
when he sneezed.
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Sorry. It's unhygienic.
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He was driving on the freeway
with both hands on the wheel.
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All I'm saying is that you and
Grayson were in a good place,
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and, perhaps, you could take
the higher ground
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and apologize to him for...
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- Don't say it.
- Overreacting.
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Stacy.
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Fine. Fine. Maybe you're right.
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Maybe I can forgive Grayson so...
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So you two can finally have sex.
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No, so he can see that our
relationship is strong enough
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to work through our differences.
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- And then to have sex.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Listen, I got to go.
- Oh, hey.
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The baby cake is gonna be ready
tomorrow at 3:00.
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Are you sure this baby-cake
thing is really a thing?
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Yes. The ob-gyn sends an
envelope with the baby's gender
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to the trendiest cake shop
in Beverly Hills.
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They bake a cake that's either
blue or pink on the inside,
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depending, and then I cut it
open in front of my friends,
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and together, we find out
my baby's gender.
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You know what? I'll tell you one thing.
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This little baby is gonna be loved
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regardless of the color of the cake.
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Mm.
[ Giggles ]
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Of course, but it's a great
excuse to eat cake.
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Damn right. Bye.
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[ Burps ]
Oh.
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Yeah.
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Great book. Real page turner.
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Can you tell me what happens?
Is the red widow the killer?
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I mean, what's in the briefcase?
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And spoil the ending? Mnh-mnh. I can't.
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Please. I'm a single mom
with a 4-month-old baby
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and a 60-hour-a-week job.
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The three minutes a day
I wait in line for my latte
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is the only time I get to read,
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which means I'm gonna finish this book
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when my baby's like 20.
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[ Chuckles ]
I need to know what happens.
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Well, how about this?
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Uh, the chapter you're on
has a major twist.
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It'll take you two lattes to read it.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Then I can meet you here Friday night,
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tell you the ending, and who knows?
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We might have more in common
than obscure detective novels.
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Are you asking me out?
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'Cause you heard the whole
"single mom/baby" thing?
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I heard you.
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Okay, uh... Dave.
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Friday night. 7:00?
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Great. Uh...?
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Sorry. Kim.
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I got to get to work, Kim.
You keep reading.
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[ Chuckles ]
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[ Clears throat ]
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I really hope that smile is for me.
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Of course. It's for you.
[ Chuckles ]
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- I couldn't sleep last night.
- Same here.
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I... guess we had our... first fight.
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[ Chuckles ]
But, you know, it's over now,
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and I realize that I... overreacted.
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Ah, that's a relief.
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I... I'm glad you understand
where I'm coming from.
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Mm-hmm.
[ Chuckles ]
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Well, I didn't say that I understood,
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I said that I overreacted,
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because I turned a disagreement
into a fight.
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But you admit
that I didn't do anything wrong.
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I cannot believe that you think
not telling me about Teri
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and going behind my back to Kim
wasn't wrong.
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Well, you would've protected Teri,
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and given what's at stake,
that would've been irrational.
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Not just call me irrational.
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- Excuse me.
- What?
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- Are you Jane Bingum?
- Yes. How can I help you?
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I'm with the Department of Justice.
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You've been assigned a new client.
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Our firm doesn't take
federal assignments.
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Per the Foreign Intelligence
Surveillance Act, you do now.
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I'll be escorting you
to the detention center.
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Okay?
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The judge also requested a Grayson Kent.
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That would be me.
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I have a car waiting. Let's go.
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Hold on. Excuse me.
Who exactly are we representing?
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[ Gasps ]
Oh, my God!
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Is this about
the Justin Bieber deportation?
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[ Squeals ]
I'm not at liberty to say.
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Okay, so you're expecting us
to meet a new client
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with absolutely no context.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Well, if you ask me,
that seems a bit... irrational.
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Good morning... again.
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Dave?
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W... what are you doing here?
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One of your assistants is in jail,
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so I'm filling in till she gets out.
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- You're the temp?
- I am.
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And, Ms. Kaswell, your 9:30
is waiting for you
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in the conference room.
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O... kay...
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[ Exhales sharply ]
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When our pastor announced
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that two church members had
been killed in a car accident
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and that their four children
were gonna be separated
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and sent to different homes,
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well, we just couldn't let that happen.
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We said,"we'll take them all,"
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and applied to be
the Bowens' foster parents.
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Our house was small,
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but at least the kids
could stay together.
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Well, now you have5,000 square feet
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of state-of-the-art improvements.
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Thank you, "ultimate home do-over."
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[ Chuckles ]
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Well, your foster family
seem like lovely people.
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I assume you're here
to start the adoption process.
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Three days after the show aired,
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- the Biltmans kicked us out.
- What?
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They say we're too much trouble.
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And now, me, Julia, and Nate
are back in group homes.
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And I'm living with our Nana.
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[ Exhales sharply ]
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Our grandma would take us all,
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but she lives a teeny
one-bedroom in public housing.
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They're strict about how many
people can live in one unit.
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We want to sue the Biltmans
to take us back
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so we can all be together.
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[ Chuckling ]
Okay, look.
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Before we go around suing people,
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why don't you let me have a conversation
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with your foster family?
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We'll see if there's something
we can work out.
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Sound good?
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Okay.
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We've been walking for 15 minutes.
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Sir, how much further?
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Your client's been isolated
from the rest of the detainees.
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The cell's just up ahead.
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Who is it? Chapo Guzman?
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Edward Snowden? Abu Nazir?
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[ Scoffs ]
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Sir, with this client,
can you even ensure our safety?
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In here, you're safe.
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But your client's considered
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one of the most dangerous people
in America.
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[ Sighs ]
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Hi. I'm Susan Peterson.
I want to go home.
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I have no idea why I'm here.
I didn't commit a crime.
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I swear, whatever they think
I did, I... I'm innocent.
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Well, tell us about the arrest.
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Uh, this morning, I was at home,
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uh, taking a cake out of the oven,
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when men in S.W.A.T. gear
busted down my front door.
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They put a cloth bag over
my head and dragged me away.
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[ Breathing shakily ]
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Do you know what they've told my family?
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Um, they haven't shared
anything with us.
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Mrs. Peterson, obviously,
the government feels
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that you're a threat
to national security.
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Can you tell us anything
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that can help us prepare your defense?
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I can tell you this is all a mistake.
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Maybe there's another
Susan Peterson who did
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whatever they think I did,
but I'm a law-abiding citizen.
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I'm a mom.
I... I take care of the house.
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I... I run school committees.
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And my husband's a good man.
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He's a landscaper.
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- He owns his own business.
- Okay.
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Okay. Mrs. Peterson,
here's what we're gonna do...
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Please, call me Susan.
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Susan, we're gonna speak to the judge,
255
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and we're gonna find out
what's going on.
256
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Mr. and Mrs. Biltman,
257
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I know how difficult it is
to be a parent.
258
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Those foster kids were impossible.
259
00:10:46,841 --> 00:10:49,443
They were slobs...
left their rooms a mess,
260
00:10:49,477 --> 00:10:50,811
they'd talk over the TV,
261
00:10:50,845 --> 00:10:52,546
and they were always demanding
262
00:10:52,580 --> 00:10:55,048
that we drive them around
like chauffeurs.
263
00:10:55,083 --> 00:10:56,817
The little one would come
into our room at night
264
00:10:56,851 --> 00:11:00,454
and crawl into bed with us,
even though we asked her not to.
265
00:11:00,488 --> 00:11:02,156
So you kicked the kids out
266
00:11:02,190 --> 00:11:04,625
because they were behaving like kids?
267
00:11:04,659 --> 00:11:06,226
Don't you dare judge us.
268
00:11:06,261 --> 00:11:08,495
Did you encourage good behavior
with a reward system?
269
00:11:08,530 --> 00:11:10,330
You know, Modern Parent Magazine
270
00:11:10,365 --> 00:11:12,466
has an excellent article this
month on disciplinary methods.
271
00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:14,301
I can have my assistant make you a copy.
272
00:11:14,335 --> 00:11:16,670
That's not necessary.
273
00:11:16,704 --> 00:11:19,840
Look, we... gave it a shot.
It just didn't work out.
274
00:11:19,874 --> 00:11:22,643
You made a commitment
to the Bowen children.
275
00:11:22,677 --> 00:11:24,378
I'm gonna stop you there.
276
00:11:24,412 --> 00:11:27,481
Foster parenting, by definition,
is temporary.
277
00:11:27,515 --> 00:11:28,882
Let me cut to the chase.
278
00:11:28,917 --> 00:11:31,218
If you think you can kick those kids out
279
00:11:31,252 --> 00:11:33,587
and keep that big, old house,
you can forget it.
280
00:11:33,621 --> 00:11:35,589
That house belongs to my clients.
281
00:11:35,623 --> 00:11:37,324
The children don't have a claim.
282
00:11:37,358 --> 00:11:38,725
Without those children,
283
00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:40,194
your clients would still be slumming it
284
00:11:40,228 --> 00:11:41,328
in a two-bedroom teardown.
285
00:11:41,362 --> 00:11:42,996
So you can either move out
286
00:11:43,031 --> 00:11:45,499
and let the Bowen children move back in
287
00:11:45,533 --> 00:11:47,434
or buy them an equivalent house.
288
00:11:47,468 --> 00:11:49,336
We're done here.
289
00:11:49,370 --> 00:11:52,239
Thank you for your time.
I'll see you in court.
290
00:11:55,977 --> 00:11:57,544
What can I get you?
291
00:11:57,579 --> 00:11:58,912
I'll have a green...
[Burps]
292
00:11:58,947 --> 00:12:01,181
[ Clears throat ]
[ Chuckles ] Excuse me.
293
00:12:01,216 --> 00:12:03,417
I'm pregnant, and it's making me burp.
294
00:12:03,451 --> 00:12:05,586
I'll have a caffeine-free green tea.
295
00:12:05,620 --> 00:12:06,853
How often are you burping?
296
00:12:06,888 --> 00:12:08,689
The past 24 hours.
[ Burps ]
297
00:12:08,723 --> 00:12:11,024
It pretty much hasn't stopped. Hmm.
298
00:12:11,059 --> 00:12:13,427
It's probably because... you know what?
299
00:12:13,461 --> 00:12:14,595
- Never mind.
- What?
300
00:12:14,629 --> 00:12:16,463
It's nothing. Nothing.
301
00:12:16,497 --> 00:12:18,599
Please tell me what you were gonna say.
302
00:12:18,633 --> 00:12:20,300
Well, my mother was a midwife,
303
00:12:20,335 --> 00:12:23,203
and she said when a pregnant
woman is burping like you,
304
00:12:23,238 --> 00:12:24,471
it means she's having an evil baby.
305
00:12:24,505 --> 00:12:25,872
What?
306
00:12:25,907 --> 00:12:27,608
I'm sorry, honey,
but your baby is cursed.
307
00:12:27,642 --> 00:12:29,076
Now, what can I get you to eat?
308
00:12:29,110 --> 00:12:30,777
I recommend the turkey burger.
It's free-range.
309
00:12:30,812 --> 00:12:32,079
[ Gulps ]
310
00:12:35,250 --> 00:12:37,651
In light of the serious nature
of the charges,
311
00:12:37,685 --> 00:12:40,387
we're asking that the defendant
be held without bail.
312
00:12:40,421 --> 00:12:42,289
Your Honor, despite repeated requests,
313
00:12:42,323 --> 00:12:44,224
we still haven't been told what
our client's been charged with.
314
00:12:44,259 --> 00:12:46,159
As a matter of national security,
315
00:12:46,194 --> 00:12:47,461
we cannot disclose that.
316
00:12:47,495 --> 00:12:49,062
Okay, in this country,
317
00:12:49,097 --> 00:12:50,497
you can't hold someone
without probable cause.
318
00:12:50,531 --> 00:12:52,766
I agree. But for the record,
319
00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:56,169
the government hasn't shared
the charges with me, either.
320
00:12:56,204 --> 00:12:58,005
Should you wish to proceed,
321
00:12:58,039 --> 00:13:00,774
I demand to hear the evidence
against the defendant.
322
00:13:00,808 --> 00:13:02,476
Yes, Your Honor, the Government
323
00:13:02,510 --> 00:13:05,345
will establish our grounds
for probable cause ex parte
324
00:13:05,380 --> 00:13:07,247
in a closed session in the SCIF.
325
00:13:07,282 --> 00:13:09,416
Uh, excuse me. What's a "SCIF"?
326
00:13:09,450 --> 00:13:11,918
It is a "Sensitive Compartmentalized"
327
00:13:11,953 --> 00:13:13,253
"Information Facility."
328
00:13:13,288 --> 00:13:15,188
Behind that door is a little room
329
00:13:15,223 --> 00:13:17,357
swept for bugs prior to every meeting.
330
00:13:17,392 --> 00:13:20,260
Very well then.
We will continue in the SCIF.
331
00:13:20,295 --> 00:13:21,928
Let's go.
332
00:13:21,963 --> 00:13:24,531
I'm sorry, but you two
are not allowed in the SCIF.
333
00:13:24,565 --> 00:13:25,932
What?
334
00:13:25,967 --> 00:13:28,302
You don't have security clearance.
335
00:13:31,306 --> 00:13:32,606
[ Door opens ]
336
00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:34,708
[ Door closes ]
337
00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:40,623
I need you to get this brief
to the clerk.
338
00:13:40,648 --> 00:13:42,716
No problem, Ms. Kaswell.
339
00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:44,117
Thanks.
340
00:13:44,152 --> 00:13:47,621
Dave, by any chance, are you an artist?
341
00:13:47,655 --> 00:13:49,289
No. Why?
342
00:13:49,324 --> 00:13:51,792
Let me guess. You're writing a novel.
343
00:13:51,826 --> 00:13:53,393
Nope. Just love to read.
344
00:13:53,428 --> 00:13:56,296
Okay, I give up.
What are your aspirations?
345
00:13:56,331 --> 00:13:58,031
My aspirations?
346
00:13:58,066 --> 00:13:59,966
Yeah, professionally.
What do you want to be doing?
347
00:14:00,001 --> 00:14:02,803
Well, I'm a temp, Kim. I love my life.
348
00:14:02,837 --> 00:14:06,006
No stress, in at 9:00, out at
6:00, make enough money to live,
349
00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:08,575
have enough time to do
the things that I love...
350
00:14:08,609 --> 00:14:12,546
hiking, snowboarding,
reading a complete novel.
351
00:14:12,580 --> 00:14:14,748
[ Chuckles ]
352
00:14:14,782 --> 00:14:16,817
But you're wearing an expensive suit.
353
00:14:16,851 --> 00:14:19,519
I mean, how does a temp
afford something like that?
354
00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:20,987
Trust fund.
355
00:14:21,022 --> 00:14:22,556
It was my brother's.
356
00:14:22,590 --> 00:14:25,392
He's a lawyer and spends
all his days stress-eating.
357
00:14:25,426 --> 00:14:27,427
And thanks to his expanding waistline,
358
00:14:27,462 --> 00:14:28,729
I got his old wardrobe.
359
00:14:28,763 --> 00:14:32,132
[ Chuckles softly ]
Okay. Uh, well...
360
00:14:33,968 --> 00:14:36,870
...make sure the clerk gets that brief.
361
00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:41,375
Are they ever going to come out
of that room?
362
00:14:41,409 --> 00:14:43,410
They've been in there almost an hour.
363
00:14:43,444 --> 00:14:46,680
You know, Susan, the judge
seemed pretty reasonable.
364
00:14:46,714 --> 00:14:49,216
So unless the Government has real cause,
365
00:14:49,250 --> 00:14:51,184
I... I bet she'll let you go.
366
00:14:51,219 --> 00:14:52,386
[ Door opens ]
367
00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:01,228
I have reviewed the evidence,
368
00:15:01,262 --> 00:15:03,530
and I am ordering that Susan Peterson
369
00:15:03,564 --> 00:15:05,298
be held without bail until trial.
370
00:15:05,333 --> 00:15:06,933
- No.
- On what grounds?
371
00:15:06,968 --> 00:15:08,702
I am not at liberty to say.
372
00:15:08,736 --> 00:15:10,036
Your Honor,
we're at least entitled to see
373
00:15:10,071 --> 00:15:11,638
- the charging document.
- Yes.
374
00:15:11,672 --> 00:15:16,209
And I have instructed the AUSA
to hand them over.
375
00:15:16,244 --> 00:15:18,211
Thank you.
376
00:15:18,246 --> 00:15:20,113
It's all blacked out.
377
00:15:20,148 --> 00:15:21,815
Uh, except for "national security risk,"
378
00:15:21,849 --> 00:15:26,586
"informant 6869," and "treason."
379
00:15:26,621 --> 00:15:29,256
It's redacted as a matter
of national security.
380
00:15:29,290 --> 00:15:31,491
At this point, I am ordering the guards
381
00:15:31,526 --> 00:15:33,827
to return the defendant to solitary.
382
00:15:33,861 --> 00:15:35,796
No.
383
00:15:35,830 --> 00:15:37,397
No.
384
00:15:37,432 --> 00:15:39,399
Jane, help me.
385
00:15:39,434 --> 00:15:42,235
[ Voice breaking ]
No, help me! Jane, please!
386
00:15:42,270 --> 00:15:45,772
Help me, Jane. I'm innocent.
387
00:15:45,807 --> 00:15:46,973
[ Indistinct shouting ]
388
00:15:51,161 --> 00:15:52,996
[ Burps ]
389
00:15:53,030 --> 00:15:56,299
Stacy, did that come out of you?
390
00:15:56,333 --> 00:16:00,303
Unfortunately, yes, Owen.
Does evil run in your family?
391
00:16:00,337 --> 00:16:02,472
Uh, mostly neurosis
and sluggish thyroids.
392
00:16:02,506 --> 00:16:04,474
Evil, I don't recall. What's going on?
393
00:16:04,508 --> 00:16:06,209
I can't stop burping,
394
00:16:06,243 --> 00:16:09,545
and my waitress told me
that it means the baby is evil.
395
00:16:09,580 --> 00:16:11,681
Now, I know that every child
has its issues...
396
00:16:11,715 --> 00:16:14,650
I've even set aside money
for therapy... but an evil baby?
397
00:16:14,685 --> 00:16:16,753
Huh? How do we prepare for that?
398
00:16:16,787 --> 00:16:19,389
I promise you, there is
no such thing as an evil baby.
399
00:16:19,423 --> 00:16:20,923
- Really?
- Of course.
400
00:16:20,958 --> 00:16:22,725
Now, I remember, my mother,
401
00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:24,060
she burped non-stop when she
was pregnant with my brother.
402
00:16:24,094 --> 00:16:26,162
Charlie? He was arrested for fraud.
403
00:16:26,196 --> 00:16:28,231
- Bad example.
- Uh-huh.
404
00:16:28,265 --> 00:16:31,334
Stacy, your baby is gonna be
sweet and kind, just like you.
405
00:16:31,368 --> 00:16:33,936
- I promise.
- Aw. [ Giggles ]
406
00:16:33,971 --> 00:16:35,671
[ Burps ]
Okay.
407
00:16:35,706 --> 00:16:37,874
[ Both laugh ]
Impressive.
408
00:16:41,578 --> 00:16:44,847
Mary and John Biltman leveraged
the Bowen-family tragedy
409
00:16:44,882 --> 00:16:46,249
into a free home makeover.
410
00:16:46,283 --> 00:16:48,184
The children have been exploited,
411
00:16:48,218 --> 00:16:50,420
and the Biltmans
have been unjustly enriched.
412
00:16:50,454 --> 00:16:52,588
Ms. Kaswell,
what remedy are you seeking?
413
00:16:52,623 --> 00:16:54,357
Disgorgement.
414
00:16:54,391 --> 00:16:56,092
The Biltmans must turn over
the house to the Bowen children.
415
00:16:56,126 --> 00:16:58,094
Our hearts go out to the Bowen children,
416
00:16:58,128 --> 00:16:59,796
but the Biltmans
don't owe them anything.
417
00:16:59,830 --> 00:17:01,597
We would also accept
418
00:17:01,632 --> 00:17:04,901
monetary value of the home
improvements... $500,000.
419
00:17:04,935 --> 00:17:07,437
The Bowen children
do not have standing to sue.
420
00:17:07,471 --> 00:17:08,971
The only contract here
421
00:17:09,006 --> 00:17:11,374
is between the producers
of "Ultimate Home Do-over"
422
00:17:11,408 --> 00:17:13,543
and my clients, Mr. and Mrs. Biltman.
423
00:17:13,577 --> 00:17:16,312
Her clients are simply not
a party to this dispute.
424
00:17:16,346 --> 00:17:18,915
- Is that true?
- Well, the thing is...
425
00:17:18,949 --> 00:17:21,884
Ms. Kaswell, are your clients
a party to the contract or not?
426
00:17:21,919 --> 00:17:23,219
No, Your Honor, b...
427
00:17:23,253 --> 00:17:25,054
I'm sorry, but the kids have no claims
428
00:17:25,089 --> 00:17:27,457
against their former foster parents.
429
00:17:27,491 --> 00:17:28,558
Case dismissed.
430
00:17:28,592 --> 00:17:29,826
[ Gavel bangs ]
431
00:17:33,330 --> 00:17:35,565
- Excuse me, Ms. Kaswell.
- Yes?
432
00:17:35,599 --> 00:17:38,301
I'm Lily Bowen, the kids' grandmother.
433
00:17:38,335 --> 00:17:39,669
Oh, it's nice to meet you.
434
00:17:39,703 --> 00:17:41,838
I appreciate everything
that you're doing.
435
00:17:41,872 --> 00:17:45,174
It just breaks my heart that I
can't take in all my grandkids.
436
00:17:45,209 --> 00:17:47,610
- But the city won't allow it.
- I understand.
437
00:17:47,644 --> 00:17:50,179
And, Mrs. Bowen, I want you
to know that I'm not giving up.
438
00:17:53,784 --> 00:17:55,618
Thank you.
439
00:18:01,325 --> 00:18:04,327
My wife is not a terrorist.
Susan loves America.
440
00:18:04,361 --> 00:18:07,296
On the Fourth of July,
she runs the block party.
441
00:18:07,331 --> 00:18:08,631
Her favorite holiday is Thanksgiving.
442
00:18:08,665 --> 00:18:10,466
What exactly is the government saying?
443
00:18:10,501 --> 00:18:13,603
The charging document suggests
an informant turned her in.
444
00:18:13,637 --> 00:18:16,372
We were hoping you would tell us
who that might be.
445
00:18:16,406 --> 00:18:17,673
I have no idea.
446
00:18:17,708 --> 00:18:19,442
Is your wife involved in politics?
447
00:18:19,476 --> 00:18:21,611
[ Sighs ]
She won a highly contested election
448
00:18:21,645 --> 00:18:23,779
- for treasurer of the PTA.
- And what about you?
449
00:18:23,814 --> 00:18:25,781
Anything that could've attracted
the government's interest?
450
00:18:25,816 --> 00:18:27,550
No. Just a regular guy.
451
00:18:27,552 --> 00:18:30,953
Have you and your wife traveled
out of the country recently?
452
00:18:30,988 --> 00:18:34,023
Never. We were planning a trip
to Saudi Arabia.
453
00:18:34,057 --> 00:18:35,825
Susan's friend got a job over there.
454
00:18:35,859 --> 00:18:38,528
[ Door opens ]
Jake, why aren't you at school?
455
00:18:38,562 --> 00:18:40,129
I was worried about mom.
456
00:18:40,164 --> 00:18:42,632
P... people are saying she was arrested.
457
00:18:42,666 --> 00:18:44,800
Mom was taken into custody this morning.
458
00:18:44,835 --> 00:18:46,836
What? Dad, th... th...
that... that's crazy.
459
00:18:46,870 --> 00:18:48,971
Yeah. These lawyers
are here to help her.
460
00:18:49,006 --> 00:18:50,840
We're doing everything that we can.
461
00:18:50,874 --> 00:18:53,009
Dad, where's the computer?
462
00:18:53,043 --> 00:18:55,678
The police took it.
[ Sighs ]
463
00:18:55,712 --> 00:18:58,014
Jake's been working on
a mobile app for almost a year.
464
00:18:58,048 --> 00:18:59,369
All his coding is on the computer.
465
00:18:59,383 --> 00:19:00,750
Is the computer Susan's?
466
00:19:00,784 --> 00:19:03,386
Well, she bought it, but we all use it.
467
00:19:03,420 --> 00:19:06,355
Me for work, Jake
for his homework and coding,
468
00:19:06,390 --> 00:19:08,524
Susan for committees and recipes.
469
00:19:08,559 --> 00:19:10,026
Uh, Jake, can you give us a few minutes?
470
00:19:10,060 --> 00:19:11,694
Your mom made you a cake.
It's in the fridge.
471
00:19:11,728 --> 00:19:13,429
Whatever they think she did,
my mom didn't do it.
472
00:19:13,463 --> 00:19:14,697
[ Sighs ]
473
00:19:18,468 --> 00:19:20,836
Now, this may sound like
a strange question,
474
00:19:20,871 --> 00:19:23,039
but what kind of cake
was your wife baking
475
00:19:23,073 --> 00:19:24,407
when the house was raided?
476
00:19:24,441 --> 00:19:25,875
Yellow cake. I don't know.
477
00:19:25,909 --> 00:19:27,843
She found the recipe online. Why?
478
00:19:27,878 --> 00:19:29,445
It's probably nothing,
479
00:19:29,479 --> 00:19:32,014
but "yellow cake" is a term
used to describe uranium.
480
00:19:32,049 --> 00:19:34,183
Um... now, you said you work
in landscaping.
481
00:19:34,218 --> 00:19:36,118
Do you ever order fertilizer online?
482
00:19:36,153 --> 00:19:37,620
All the time.
483
00:19:37,654 --> 00:19:39,522
Fertilizer can be used
to make explosives.
484
00:19:39,556 --> 00:19:42,692
Was Susan e-mailing with
her friend in Saudi Arabia?
485
00:19:42,726 --> 00:19:44,293
Pretty much every day.
486
00:19:44,328 --> 00:19:46,028
Okay.
487
00:19:46,063 --> 00:19:48,264
Um, Alan, the government
monitors Internet searches.
488
00:19:48,298 --> 00:19:50,032
That's legal?
489
00:19:50,067 --> 00:19:53,536
The NSA can collect data to
counter the threat of terrorism.
490
00:19:53,570 --> 00:19:55,905
So Susan was probably flagged
as a terrorist
491
00:19:55,939 --> 00:19:58,541
just based on the family's
Internet search history.
492
00:19:58,575 --> 00:20:02,445
See, the NSA might have assumed
she was coding,
493
00:20:02,479 --> 00:20:05,248
buying fertilizer, using yellow cake,
494
00:20:05,282 --> 00:20:08,317
and to top it all off, she was
sending e-mails to Saudi Arabia.
495
00:20:08,352 --> 00:20:09,785
You know what? We need to get
ahold of that computer.
496
00:20:09,820 --> 00:20:11,500
Ah, the government
would never release a...
497
00:20:11,521 --> 00:20:13,656
[ Cellphone ringing ]
498
00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:15,391
Hello? Yes?
499
00:20:15,425 --> 00:20:18,394
Oh, God. Okay.
500
00:20:18,428 --> 00:20:20,796
Y... yeah, thanks for the call.
501
00:20:20,831 --> 00:20:22,732
One of my vendors tried to cash a check.
502
00:20:22,766 --> 00:20:24,600
The bank closed our account.
[ Sighs ]
503
00:20:24,635 --> 00:20:27,403
The government must have put
the bank on alert.
504
00:20:27,437 --> 00:20:29,572
So, what? Level with me.
What happens next?
505
00:20:29,606 --> 00:20:31,907
We try to prove
that your wife is innocent.
506
00:20:31,942 --> 00:20:33,276
What if you can't?
507
00:20:33,310 --> 00:20:36,912
Well, the penalty for treason is death.
508
00:20:42,756 --> 00:20:44,190
- Grayson.
- Good morning.
509
00:20:44,224 --> 00:20:45,291
Could you come here?
510
00:20:47,728 --> 00:20:50,563
Question. What do you think of Dave?
511
00:20:50,597 --> 00:20:52,965
- Who?
- Dave. The temp.
512
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,635
He gave me my messages
and has a pleasant phone voice.
513
00:20:55,669 --> 00:20:58,538
- I don't know.
- Yeah, that's not what I meant.
514
00:20:58,572 --> 00:21:01,374
No way. You have the hots for the temp?
515
00:21:01,408 --> 00:21:02,942
[ Clears throat ]
[ Chuckles ]
516
00:21:02,976 --> 00:21:04,477
Motherhood must've altered
your brain chemistry.
517
00:21:04,511 --> 00:21:06,212
What's that supposed to mean?
518
00:21:06,246 --> 00:21:07,880
You date up.
519
00:21:07,915 --> 00:21:09,715
You want to be with a man
who elevates your stature.
520
00:21:09,750 --> 00:21:11,784
You're one to talk.
You're dating a partner.
521
00:21:11,819 --> 00:21:13,619
Hey, how's that going, by the way?
522
00:21:13,654 --> 00:21:16,823
Jane's not happy with the way
I handled the Teri situation.
523
00:21:16,857 --> 00:21:19,392
Come on. You were just
protecting the firm.
524
00:21:19,426 --> 00:21:21,093
We fought, we almost made up,
525
00:21:21,128 --> 00:21:22,929
I called her irrational,
she went ballistic.
526
00:21:22,963 --> 00:21:25,231
Ooh. You called her irrational?
527
00:21:25,265 --> 00:21:26,666
Well, at the time, she was.
528
00:21:26,700 --> 00:21:28,501
Regardless, it's super demeaning.
529
00:21:28,535 --> 00:21:30,336
- I'd be pissed, too.
- Excuse me.
530
00:21:30,370 --> 00:21:31,938
Grayson, we have a meeting
in the conference room.
531
00:21:31,972 --> 00:21:33,739
Have fun.
532
00:21:33,774 --> 00:21:36,742
Wait. With who? I, uh, don't
have it on my calendar.
533
00:21:36,777 --> 00:21:39,812
Grabzilla. They are the search
engine on Susan's computer.
534
00:21:39,847 --> 00:21:41,747
Ah, so they would have
a history of all the searches.
535
00:21:41,782 --> 00:21:43,282
Yep. See, Owen has a friend
on the board,
536
00:21:43,317 --> 00:21:44,650
and when he explained the situation,
537
00:21:44,685 --> 00:21:46,953
the C.E.O. said he would
come right over.
538
00:21:51,492 --> 00:21:53,860
Uh, I'm so sorry about your client.
539
00:21:53,894 --> 00:21:57,530
The NSA can be overzealous in
their surveillance activities.
540
00:21:57,564 --> 00:22:00,800
We believe that Susan's arrest
was based on search terms
541
00:22:00,834 --> 00:22:02,635
used by multiple family members,
542
00:22:02,669 --> 00:22:06,038
and the combination of these
search terms seemed suspicious.
543
00:22:06,073 --> 00:22:09,342
But the only way we can prove
that is to access the data.
544
00:22:09,376 --> 00:22:12,612
Well, given the circumstances,
I wish I could help you,
545
00:22:12,646 --> 00:22:14,447
but I can't.
546
00:22:14,481 --> 00:22:16,782
Uh, Grabzilla's policy is never
to release a user's history.
547
00:22:16,817 --> 00:22:19,018
But these circumstances are unusual.
548
00:22:19,052 --> 00:22:20,820
I'm sure you can see that.
549
00:22:20,854 --> 00:22:23,456
Look, Mr. Redmund, our firm
is a loyal Grabzilla customer.
550
00:22:23,490 --> 00:22:26,392
I mean, you run our mail client
and our server farm, so...
551
00:22:26,426 --> 00:22:28,961
Then you should understand
why I can't honor your request.
552
00:22:28,996 --> 00:22:30,730
As a customer, you trust us when we say
553
00:22:30,764 --> 00:22:33,132
"nondisclosure is the bedrock
of our privacy policy."
554
00:22:33,166 --> 00:22:35,134
But these are our client's own searches.
555
00:22:35,168 --> 00:22:36,736
We can only release personal data
556
00:22:36,770 --> 00:22:38,204
pursuant to a valid court order.
557
00:22:38,238 --> 00:22:40,206
It's all spelled out
in the user agreement.
558
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:41,908
Okay.
559
00:22:41,942 --> 00:22:45,411
Well, if you need a court order,
we will get a court order.
560
00:22:47,347 --> 00:22:49,015
Just because we lost today,
561
00:22:49,049 --> 00:22:51,317
it doesn't mean that I'm done
fighting for you guys.
562
00:22:51,351 --> 00:22:53,019
But for now,
563
00:22:53,053 --> 00:22:55,154
the three of you will go back
to your group homes,
564
00:22:55,188 --> 00:22:57,023
and Daisy will go back
to live with grandma.
565
00:22:57,057 --> 00:22:59,425
No, I don't want to go by myself.
566
00:22:59,459 --> 00:23:02,128
Daisy doesn't like to be away from us.
567
00:23:03,697 --> 00:23:06,198
[ Sighs ]
You know what?
568
00:23:06,233 --> 00:23:08,701
I refuse to let you be separated.
569
00:23:08,735 --> 00:23:10,770
Thanks, but no one will take all of us.
570
00:23:10,804 --> 00:23:13,272
So you'll stay here.
At least for tonight, anyway.
571
00:23:13,307 --> 00:23:15,841
We'll get some sleeping bags
and ice cream, movies.
572
00:23:15,876 --> 00:23:17,944
It'll be like a big slumber party.
573
00:23:17,978 --> 00:23:20,346
Would you like that, Daisy?
574
00:23:20,380 --> 00:23:22,615
Okay.
575
00:23:24,918 --> 00:23:26,686
This hearing should be short.
576
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:27,753
We just need to get the judge
to order Grabzilla
577
00:23:27,788 --> 00:23:29,388
to release your search history.
578
00:23:29,423 --> 00:23:32,525
Mom? Mom?!
579
00:23:32,559 --> 00:23:34,961
No contact. Sit.
580
00:23:34,995 --> 00:23:37,263
Ms. Bingum, let's get this started.
581
00:23:37,297 --> 00:23:39,932
Yes. Your Honor, we are seeking
to compel Grabzilla
582
00:23:39,967 --> 00:23:42,902
to release Mrs. Peterson's
Internet search history.
583
00:23:42,936 --> 00:23:44,976
Objection. This is nothing
but a fishing expedition.
584
00:23:45,005 --> 00:23:46,572
You know, Mrs. Peterson
585
00:23:46,607 --> 00:23:48,874
has the constitutional right
to counsel, right?
586
00:23:48,909 --> 00:23:51,210
But, apparently, not the right
to the information
587
00:23:51,244 --> 00:23:53,212
that landed her here in the first place.
588
00:23:53,246 --> 00:23:55,114
So we're hoping to glean
that information
589
00:23:55,148 --> 00:23:57,617
by analyzing the search history
in the family computer.
590
00:23:57,651 --> 00:23:59,385
The government opposes the request.
591
00:23:59,419 --> 00:24:01,821
You know, it appears
that the D.O.J. would be content
592
00:24:01,855 --> 00:24:03,623
if I just stood here and did nothing,
593
00:24:03,657 --> 00:24:06,092
like a legal mannequin, if you will.
594
00:24:08,629 --> 00:24:11,931
You see? I can stand like this all day.
595
00:24:11,965 --> 00:24:15,234
Mr. Sebell, what is Grabzilla's
position on this matter?
596
00:24:15,268 --> 00:24:18,738
Your Honor, while we will not
categorically oppose an order,
597
00:24:18,772 --> 00:24:20,172
we would like a little extra time
598
00:24:20,207 --> 00:24:21,941
to study the merits
of releasing the data.
599
00:24:21,975 --> 00:24:23,576
Two weeks... just to be brief.
600
00:24:23,610 --> 00:24:26,078
Your Honor, my client needs
to be with her family.
601
00:24:26,113 --> 00:24:28,080
Can you please expedite this process?
602
00:24:28,115 --> 00:24:29,448
All right. Does tomorrow sound better?
603
00:24:29,483 --> 00:24:30,583
Yes.
604
00:24:30,617 --> 00:24:32,952
N... no. No. We'll need more time.
605
00:24:32,986 --> 00:24:34,420
You're Grabzilla.
606
00:24:34,454 --> 00:24:36,856
You have hundreds of in-house lawyers.
607
00:24:36,890 --> 00:24:38,624
Use a few dozen if you need to.
608
00:24:38,659 --> 00:24:39,859
Thank you.
609
00:24:47,167 --> 00:24:48,601
I'm happy to babysit.
610
00:24:48,635 --> 00:24:50,836
Watching four kids will be good practice
611
00:24:50,871 --> 00:24:52,371
- for the evil one I'm carrying.
- What?
612
00:24:52,406 --> 00:24:54,707
Nothing. [ Giggles ]
I'm glad you called.
613
00:24:54,741 --> 00:24:56,609
Oy, um, hey, kids?
614
00:24:56,643 --> 00:24:59,712
I'm gonna go now, but Stacy
is gonna be here all night
615
00:24:59,746 --> 00:25:01,347
in case there's anything you need.
616
00:25:01,381 --> 00:25:03,282
Just don't ask me to help you
with your math homework.
617
00:25:03,316 --> 00:25:04,650
[ Chuckles softly ]
618
00:25:04,685 --> 00:25:06,352
[ Chuckles ]
619
00:25:06,386 --> 00:25:09,321
Stacy?
620
00:25:09,356 --> 00:25:11,157
Oh, what is it, sweetie?
621
00:25:11,191 --> 00:25:14,994
Do you need a drink of water?
Bedtime story? Dating advice?
622
00:25:15,028 --> 00:25:17,897
Am I ever gonna get my own room again?
623
00:25:17,931 --> 00:25:21,333
Um, you know, Kim is working on that.
624
00:25:21,368 --> 00:25:24,970
But they promised me
my own room. They promised.
625
00:25:25,005 --> 00:25:26,806
Who promised you your own room?
626
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:28,541
The TV people.
627
00:25:28,575 --> 00:25:30,676
The TV host told all of us
that if we went on his show,
628
00:25:30,711 --> 00:25:32,845
- we'd get our own rooms.
- He promised.
629
00:25:32,879 --> 00:25:35,881
And what happens to people
who break their promises?
630
00:25:35,916 --> 00:25:37,550
They get in trouble.
631
00:25:37,584 --> 00:25:41,921
That's right, Daisy. They do.
Nighty night.
632
00:25:41,955 --> 00:25:44,190
[ Burps ]
[ Laughter ]
633
00:25:44,224 --> 00:25:46,559
Can you teach us how to do that?
634
00:25:46,593 --> 00:25:50,196
[ Chuckles ]
You don't want to know how.
635
00:25:50,230 --> 00:25:51,764
[ Keyboard clacking ]
636
00:25:54,935 --> 00:25:56,569
[ Sighs ]
Okay, 4:00 A.M.
637
00:25:56,603 --> 00:25:58,771
We've got five hours
to finish the brief.
638
00:25:58,805 --> 00:26:01,073
Okay, well, I just finished
section six...
639
00:26:01,108 --> 00:26:03,209
legislative history of the Patriot Act.
640
00:26:03,243 --> 00:26:05,277
Where are you on congressional intent?
641
00:26:05,312 --> 00:26:07,213
Oh, it was a bear, but I'm done.
642
00:26:07,247 --> 00:26:09,915
Great. Would you mind writing
up the table of authorities?
643
00:26:09,950 --> 00:26:11,751
- Sure.
- Okay.
644
00:26:11,785 --> 00:26:15,121
But first, I want to apologize
for calling you irrational.
645
00:26:15,155 --> 00:26:18,958
Thank you. I really appreciate that.
646
00:26:18,983 --> 00:26:21,270
It's just... that word, irrational...
647
00:26:21,294 --> 00:26:23,195
it's just really demeaning.
648
00:26:23,230 --> 00:26:25,898
That's exactly what Kim said.
649
00:26:25,900 --> 00:26:27,433
You spoke to Kim about us?
650
00:26:27,467 --> 00:26:28,968
Yeah, we're friends.
651
00:26:29,002 --> 00:26:33,205
Grayson, I don't want her
in my personal business.
652
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:35,074
I'm surprised you wouldn't know that.
653
00:26:35,108 --> 00:26:37,443
Well, for what it's worth,
she agreed with you.
654
00:26:37,477 --> 00:26:39,245
That's not the point.
655
00:26:41,481 --> 00:26:43,783
You know what? Why don't we just
work in silence?
656
00:26:43,817 --> 00:26:44,950
Jane.
657
00:26:44,985 --> 00:26:46,819
I'm working.
658
00:26:46,853 --> 00:26:47,987
[ Laptops beep, whir ]
659
00:26:48,021 --> 00:26:49,288
What the hell?
660
00:26:49,322 --> 00:26:51,090
Yeah, my screen, uh, just went blank.
661
00:26:51,124 --> 00:26:52,558
Yeah, mine, too.
662
00:26:52,592 --> 00:26:56,328
[ Keyboard clacking ]
Oh, God. No. No. No, no.
663
00:26:57,864 --> 00:27:00,232
Okay, the brief is gone.
664
00:27:15,156 --> 00:27:16,389
Hey, I spoke with I.T.
665
00:27:16,424 --> 00:27:17,791
They don't think it was a tech failure.
666
00:27:17,825 --> 00:27:19,459
We were the victim of a malicious hack.
667
00:27:19,494 --> 00:27:21,027
What?
668
00:27:21,062 --> 00:27:22,629
Someone remotely accessed
the firm's servers.
669
00:27:22,663 --> 00:27:23,864
Who would hack us?
670
00:27:23,898 --> 00:27:25,565
Someone who wants Susan to stay in jail.
671
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:28,668
The government.
672
00:27:28,703 --> 00:27:31,071
Well, what about our briefs?
Did I.T. retrieve the backups?
673
00:27:31,105 --> 00:27:32,806
Drives are scrambled.
674
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:34,641
They'll need at least 48 hours
to get anything usable.
675
00:27:34,675 --> 00:27:36,676
Well, then, we'll file
this partial-handwritten brief.
676
00:27:36,711 --> 00:27:38,391
I'll tell I.T. not
to worry about recovery
677
00:27:38,412 --> 00:27:40,247
and let them focus
on figuring out who hacked us.
678
00:27:40,281 --> 00:27:42,482
Okay.
679
00:27:42,517 --> 00:27:43,717
[ Sighs ]
680
00:27:45,786 --> 00:27:47,254
All I want is my own room
681
00:27:47,288 --> 00:27:49,356
where me and my babies can sleep.
682
00:27:49,390 --> 00:27:51,491
And we promise that you
and each of your siblings
683
00:27:51,526 --> 00:27:53,059
will get your very own special room
684
00:27:53,094 --> 00:27:54,528
that's unique to your personality.
685
00:27:54,562 --> 00:27:55,896
[ Monitor beeps ]
686
00:27:55,930 --> 00:27:57,764
Your Honor, as evidenced by the video,
687
00:27:57,798 --> 00:27:59,399
there was an oral contract
688
00:27:59,433 --> 00:28:01,167
between the producers
of "Ultimate Home Do-over"
689
00:28:01,202 --> 00:28:02,569
and the Bowen children.
690
00:28:02,603 --> 00:28:03,904
On behalf of the producers of the show,
691
00:28:03,938 --> 00:28:05,418
I agree with Ms. Kaswell's statement.
692
00:28:05,439 --> 00:28:06,907
- You do?
- Yes.
693
00:28:06,941 --> 00:28:08,742
We promised each of those kids
their own bedroom
694
00:28:08,776 --> 00:28:10,043
and each one of them got it,
695
00:28:10,077 --> 00:28:11,597
but then the Biltmans kicked them out.
696
00:28:11,612 --> 00:28:13,680
It's reprehensible,
but it's not our problem.
697
00:28:13,714 --> 00:28:15,115
We delivered.
698
00:28:15,149 --> 00:28:17,217
I'm sorry, Ms. Kaswell,
but Mr. Hanson is right.
699
00:28:17,251 --> 00:28:19,219
I don't deny there is a harm here,
700
00:28:19,253 --> 00:28:21,187
but the defendants
have not breached their duty
701
00:28:21,222 --> 00:28:22,422
to the children.
702
00:28:22,456 --> 00:28:23,690
If anything, Mr. and Mrs. Biltman
703
00:28:23,724 --> 00:28:25,258
fraudulently represented themselves
704
00:28:25,293 --> 00:28:26,960
to the production company.
705
00:28:26,994 --> 00:28:30,030
And the production company
would have a claim against them.
706
00:28:30,064 --> 00:28:31,598
But, unfortunately, you do not.
707
00:28:31,632 --> 00:28:34,901
[ Gavel bangs ]
708
00:28:39,307 --> 00:28:41,308
- Mr. Hanson.
- Yes?
709
00:28:41,342 --> 00:28:43,376
Just a heads up. I think the public
710
00:28:43,411 --> 00:28:46,379
will be interested in what
happened to the Bowen children
711
00:28:46,414 --> 00:28:47,881
after they appeared on your show,
712
00:28:47,915 --> 00:28:49,249
so I'm gonna hold a press
conference to share
713
00:28:49,283 --> 00:28:50,784
what you just told the judge.
714
00:28:50,818 --> 00:28:52,986
You know, that the orphans
aren't your problem.
715
00:28:53,020 --> 00:28:54,421
Is that a threat?
716
00:28:54,455 --> 00:28:55,922
No. I think it's gonna be a great story.
717
00:28:55,957 --> 00:28:58,091
"Children evicted from their dream home."
718
00:28:58,125 --> 00:29:00,994
"Producers stand by as they're
sent back to foster care."
719
00:29:01,028 --> 00:29:03,096
There won't be a dry eye in the house.
720
00:29:03,130 --> 00:29:05,599
What do you want, Ms. Kaswell?
721
00:29:05,633 --> 00:29:07,734
There was a contract between
the Biltmans and your clients,
722
00:29:07,768 --> 00:29:08,902
the producers of the show.
723
00:29:08,936 --> 00:29:10,236
You heard the judge.
724
00:29:10,271 --> 00:29:12,072
Your clients have a claim against them.
725
00:29:12,106 --> 00:29:13,273
But we have no intention
of suing the Biltmans.
726
00:29:13,307 --> 00:29:14,641
You don't have to.
727
00:29:14,675 --> 00:29:17,077
All you have to do is allow my clients
728
00:29:17,111 --> 00:29:20,413
to assert your clients' claim
and collect your damages.
729
00:29:20,448 --> 00:29:22,182
It's permissible under the law.
730
00:29:22,216 --> 00:29:24,351
- Subrogation and assignment.
- That's right.
731
00:29:24,385 --> 00:29:27,120
Allow my clients to stand
in your clients' shoes.
732
00:29:30,958 --> 00:29:32,359
[ Elevator dings ]
733
00:29:37,965 --> 00:29:39,332
Hey. How was court?
734
00:29:39,367 --> 00:29:42,302
Oh, uh, I lost,
but I'm still in the game.
735
00:29:42,336 --> 00:29:44,604
Good to hear. I'm heading out
to pick up something for Jane.
736
00:29:44,639 --> 00:29:46,039
Do you need anything while I'm out?
737
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:48,041
Nope. Uh, I'm all good.
738
00:29:48,075 --> 00:29:50,343
Dave.
739
00:29:50,378 --> 00:29:52,012
Uh, I'm sorry,
740
00:29:52,046 --> 00:29:53,713
but I'm gonna have to cancel
our date for tonight.
741
00:29:53,748 --> 00:29:55,715
I figured. You're buried in your case.
742
00:29:55,750 --> 00:29:57,651
Uh, tomorrow or the next day is fine.
743
00:29:57,685 --> 00:30:00,553
I'm free any night
but Tuesday... book club.
744
00:30:00,588 --> 00:30:03,623
Right. [ Sighs ]
Um, yeah, I just, uh...
745
00:30:03,658 --> 00:30:06,359
I don't think going out
is a very good idea.
746
00:30:06,394 --> 00:30:08,128
I mean, when I said yes,
747
00:30:08,162 --> 00:30:11,131
I... I didn't know
you were a temp and...
748
00:30:11,165 --> 00:30:13,133
And you don't date the help.
749
00:30:13,167 --> 00:30:15,568
Well, Kim, I wouldn't date someone
750
00:30:15,603 --> 00:30:17,070
who wouldn't date the help.
751
00:30:17,104 --> 00:30:19,139
So I guess we're on the same page.
752
00:30:19,173 --> 00:30:23,243
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have to go... help.
753
00:30:28,749 --> 00:30:30,016
- Hey.
- Oh, hey.
754
00:30:30,051 --> 00:30:32,218
Grayson, so, I found this blogger.
755
00:30:32,253 --> 00:30:33,820
He's a professor at M.I.T.
756
00:30:33,854 --> 00:30:35,555
He said the government spends
757
00:30:35,589 --> 00:30:38,825
hundreds of millions of dollars
a year on cyberwarfare.
758
00:30:38,859 --> 00:30:40,760
- So if that's who hacked us...
- Jane, the government
759
00:30:40,795 --> 00:30:43,263
isn't behind the hack or Susan's arrest.
760
00:30:43,297 --> 00:30:44,998
- I think it was Grabzilla.
- What?
761
00:30:45,032 --> 00:30:46,593
Yeah, I went through their annual report
762
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:48,334
and their 2014 forecast.
763
00:30:48,369 --> 00:30:51,104
Grabzilla said they'd be signing
a $1-billion government contract
764
00:30:51,138 --> 00:30:52,706
at the end of the second quarter.
765
00:30:52,740 --> 00:30:55,008
Now, there are no more specifics,
766
00:30:55,042 --> 00:30:56,743
because the program pertains
767
00:30:56,777 --> 00:30:59,212
to... get this... national security.
768
00:30:59,246 --> 00:31:02,348
So they were probably
beta-testing the software
769
00:31:02,383 --> 00:31:04,718
for the NSA when Susan got flagged.
770
00:31:04,752 --> 00:31:06,252
Grabzilla wanted two weeks
771
00:31:06,287 --> 00:31:08,288
to review our request
for her search history.
772
00:31:08,322 --> 00:31:10,724
Now, the end of the second
quarter is in 11 days.
773
00:31:10,758 --> 00:31:13,593
My guess... they want to make
sure that contract gets signed
774
00:31:13,627 --> 00:31:15,528
before disclosing any flaws
in the program.
775
00:31:15,563 --> 00:31:17,363
And if we prove that Susan is innocent,
776
00:31:17,398 --> 00:31:19,866
it would expose the software flaws.
777
00:31:19,900 --> 00:31:21,534
They'd be out a billion dollars.
778
00:31:21,569 --> 00:31:23,703
Which is why they will do
everything in their power
779
00:31:23,738 --> 00:31:24,871
to keep her behind bars.
780
00:31:24,905 --> 00:31:26,773
[ Scoffs ]
781
00:31:29,841 --> 00:31:32,081
Mr. Redmund, isn't Grabzilla days away
782
00:31:32,115 --> 00:31:35,584
from signing a massive contract
with the U.S. Government
783
00:31:35,619 --> 00:31:37,186
for a new software system?
784
00:31:37,220 --> 00:31:38,821
That's not news.
785
00:31:38,855 --> 00:31:41,424
Government R&D is a growth area
for my company,
786
00:31:41,458 --> 00:31:43,826
and we're happy to do our part
to keep the country secure.
787
00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:46,162
Okay, so, hypothetically speaking,
788
00:31:46,196 --> 00:31:48,597
if there were flaws in the software,
789
00:31:48,632 --> 00:31:50,933
you wouldn't want your buyer
to know, right?
790
00:31:50,967 --> 00:31:52,501
And, certainly,
791
00:31:52,536 --> 00:31:54,270
after the "Affordable Care Act"
website fiasco,
792
00:31:54,304 --> 00:31:58,007
you could not risk a whiff
of program error.
793
00:31:58,041 --> 00:31:59,475
Objection. Inflammatory.
794
00:31:59,509 --> 00:32:01,877
Overruled. Mr. Redmund, please answer.
795
00:32:01,912 --> 00:32:04,046
I wouldn't hide anything
from the government.
796
00:32:04,081 --> 00:32:05,881
One final question.
797
00:32:05,916 --> 00:32:08,651
Does the software system that
you're selling to the government
798
00:32:08,685 --> 00:32:11,053
employ the same algorithm
as the software
799
00:32:11,088 --> 00:32:13,956
that erroneously flagged
Susan Peterson as a terrorist?
800
00:32:13,990 --> 00:32:15,725
I will not answer that question.
801
00:32:15,759 --> 00:32:18,194
[ Chuckling ] Oh. Oh, ok...
you won't answer the question?
802
00:32:18,228 --> 00:32:19,962
Well, I think you just did.
803
00:32:19,996 --> 00:32:21,897
Assuming that was an admission,
is that the real reason
804
00:32:21,932 --> 00:32:24,300
you won't turn over
my client's search history?
805
00:32:24,334 --> 00:32:27,236
I cannot answer on grounds
of national security.
806
00:32:27,270 --> 00:32:29,138
Oop, nope. Sorry.
807
00:32:29,172 --> 00:32:31,741
But as a private citizen, you
can't invoke that protection.
808
00:32:31,775 --> 00:32:34,510
In fact, only the AUSA
can make that assertion,
809
00:32:34,544 --> 00:32:36,312
and I'm guessing...
810
00:32:36,346 --> 00:32:38,214
[ Chuckling ] Yeah.
Yeah, by the look on his face,
811
00:32:38,248 --> 00:32:40,716
he's very interested in your answer.
812
00:32:40,751 --> 00:32:42,384
I am.
813
00:32:42,419 --> 00:32:46,589
But I don't think
that this is the right venue.
814
00:32:46,623 --> 00:32:49,158
Well, you know, you could take
Mr. Redmund into the SCIF
815
00:32:49,192 --> 00:32:51,560
and force him to tell you
the whole truth and nothing but.
816
00:32:51,595 --> 00:32:54,363
There's no reason for me to
testify in the SCIF, Ms. Bingum.
817
00:32:54,397 --> 00:32:55,831
Actually, I think that's a great idea.
818
00:32:55,866 --> 00:32:57,733
As does the government. Let's go.
819
00:32:57,768 --> 00:33:01,837
Oh, Your Honor, uh, before you
drag Mr. Redmund into the SCIF,
820
00:33:01,872 --> 00:33:05,007
I think there's one other thing
you have to do.
821
00:33:05,041 --> 00:33:06,542
Of course.
822
00:33:06,576 --> 00:33:07,743
I dismiss the complaint
against Ms. Peterson.
823
00:33:07,778 --> 00:33:09,378
[ Sighs ]
You're free to go.
824
00:33:10,313 --> 00:33:13,649
Thank you. Thank you.
825
00:33:24,828 --> 00:33:26,128
So, the Bowen children
826
00:33:26,163 --> 00:33:28,030
don't have a case against the Biltmans.
827
00:33:28,064 --> 00:33:30,933
Yes, I know. I'm the one who
explained that to you twice.
828
00:33:30,967 --> 00:33:33,235
Your Honor,
she's wasting the court's time.
829
00:33:33,270 --> 00:33:34,937
I'm beginning to agree.
830
00:33:34,971 --> 00:33:37,072
Five minutes and you'll never
hear from me again.
831
00:33:37,107 --> 00:33:38,808
I'm timing you.
832
00:33:38,842 --> 00:33:41,076
The Bowens don't have a claim
against the Biltmans,
833
00:33:41,111 --> 00:33:43,746
but, as you said earlier,
the producers do.
834
00:33:43,780 --> 00:33:46,549
The producers have signed
their claim over to us,
835
00:33:46,583 --> 00:33:49,018
which means my clients
now have standing.
836
00:33:51,087 --> 00:33:52,655
[ Clears throat ]
837
00:33:52,689 --> 00:33:54,890
Hmm. Found your "in," Ms. Kaswell.
838
00:33:54,925 --> 00:33:57,993
The reason the Biltmans
were chosen by the producers
839
00:33:58,028 --> 00:34:00,062
to appear on "Ultimate Home Do-over"
840
00:34:00,096 --> 00:34:02,598
was to give the Bowen children
their dream home.
841
00:34:02,632 --> 00:34:04,934
Well, the children
no longer have that home,
842
00:34:04,968 --> 00:34:06,969
because the Biltmans kicked them out,
843
00:34:07,003 --> 00:34:08,504
which violates their contract.
844
00:34:08,538 --> 00:34:11,073
Since the kids now stand
in place of the producers,
845
00:34:11,107 --> 00:34:13,075
they absolutely have the right to sue.
846
00:34:13,109 --> 00:34:15,744
She's bending the law, Your Honor.
847
00:34:15,779 --> 00:34:17,613
Maybe so, but until now,
848
00:34:17,647 --> 00:34:19,815
your clients have been hiding behind it.
849
00:34:19,850 --> 00:34:22,685
I suggest the Biltmans agree
to pay the Bowen children
850
00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:25,087
the full improved value of the home.
851
00:34:25,121 --> 00:34:27,256
Otherwise, if this case proceeds,
852
00:34:27,290 --> 00:34:28,991
I imagine that with damages,
853
00:34:29,025 --> 00:34:31,260
that number will continue to grow.
854
00:34:31,294 --> 00:34:32,962
We don't have $500,000.
855
00:34:32,996 --> 00:34:36,098
That's why we agreed to do
the show in the first place.
856
00:34:36,132 --> 00:34:37,933
Really? I thought
it was for the children.
857
00:34:37,968 --> 00:34:39,535
You know, if you can't pay,
858
00:34:39,569 --> 00:34:42,638
then why not sign the house over
to the Bowen children?
859
00:34:42,672 --> 00:34:45,808
You can keep your remaining
assets and avoid bankruptcy.
860
00:34:45,842 --> 00:34:47,109
Ms. Kaswell, the children are minors
861
00:34:47,143 --> 00:34:48,377
and need a legal guardian.
862
00:34:48,411 --> 00:34:50,613
Of course. I'm sorry, Your Honor.
863
00:34:50,647 --> 00:34:52,514
Um, the kids' loving grandmother
864
00:34:52,549 --> 00:34:54,550
is more than happy
to step in and live with them.
865
00:34:56,887 --> 00:34:58,354
What's it going to be, counselor?
866
00:34:58,388 --> 00:34:59,889
[ Indistinct whispering ]
867
00:35:01,658 --> 00:35:03,459
We accept those terms.
868
00:35:03,493 --> 00:35:07,029
Good. We're done.
869
00:35:15,171 --> 00:35:16,639
[ Burps ]
870
00:35:16,673 --> 00:35:17,873
Stacy.
871
00:35:17,908 --> 00:35:19,975
Mnh-mnh. I need your opinion.
872
00:35:20,010 --> 00:35:23,078
I saw an ad on Craigslist
for a prenatal exorcist.
873
00:35:23,113 --> 00:35:24,480
What do you think?
874
00:35:24,514 --> 00:35:25,648
Well, I don't know. Are they licensed?
875
00:35:25,682 --> 00:35:27,416
Good question.
876
00:35:27,450 --> 00:35:29,218
I have also started watching
the first season of "Dexter."
877
00:35:29,252 --> 00:35:31,186
If my kid is gonna be a serial killer,
878
00:35:31,221 --> 00:35:32,655
I need to know what I'm in for.
879
00:35:32,689 --> 00:35:34,056
Stace, it...
880
00:35:36,463 --> 00:35:38,503
Oh, sweetie. How are things
going between you two?
881
00:35:38,528 --> 00:35:40,195
Not great.
882
00:35:40,230 --> 00:35:42,698
You know, I mean, we can work
together, no problem,
883
00:35:42,732 --> 00:35:46,502
but when it comes to basic human
interaction, we seem to be off.
884
00:35:46,536 --> 00:35:49,405
Even the first time around,
you guys had bumps.
885
00:35:49,439 --> 00:35:51,740
Do I dare mention
the TiVo calamity of 2006?
886
00:35:51,775 --> 00:35:53,108
Do you know I still haven't seen
887
00:35:53,143 --> 00:35:54,743
the finale of "Malcolm in the Middle"?
888
00:35:54,778 --> 00:35:56,845
Uh, excuse me, Jane?
I picked up your baby cake.
889
00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:59,214
Do you want me to put it in your car?
890
00:35:59,249 --> 00:36:01,083
No. Let's get a knife.
I want to cut it now.
891
00:36:01,117 --> 00:36:02,418
Oh, but I thought we were gonna
have a party at home.
892
00:36:02,452 --> 00:36:03,686
Did you invite anyone?
893
00:36:03,720 --> 00:36:06,255
Sorry. It's been a long day.
894
00:36:06,289 --> 00:36:08,023
Eh, that's okay. Let's just do it now.
895
00:36:08,058 --> 00:36:10,192
I need to know if I'm having
a Damian or a Cruella.
896
00:36:10,226 --> 00:36:13,595
Okay. Dave, you heard the pregnant lady.
897
00:36:13,630 --> 00:36:15,965
Put the baby cake
in the conference room, please.
898
00:36:15,999 --> 00:36:18,767
Pink cake means
that Stacy's having a girl,
899
00:36:18,802 --> 00:36:20,302
and blue is a boy.
900
00:36:20,337 --> 00:36:24,106
Okay, here we go.
I'm cutting the baby cake.
901
00:36:27,444 --> 00:36:28,610
Oh, it's pink!
902
00:36:28,645 --> 00:36:30,980
[ Gasps ]
A little girl.
903
00:36:31,014 --> 00:36:33,882
And blue.
904
00:36:33,917 --> 00:36:35,317
Oh, my God.
905
00:36:35,352 --> 00:36:37,152
I'm having an evil half-boy/half-girl.
906
00:36:37,187 --> 00:36:40,289
Stacy, pink and blue means
you're having twins.
907
00:36:40,323 --> 00:36:41,657
You're having a little girl
and a little boy.
908
00:36:41,691 --> 00:36:43,726
Evil twins?
909
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:47,129
Oh, my God. Enough.
There is no evil baby, okay?
910
00:36:47,163 --> 00:36:49,398
The twins are the reason
you've been burping.
911
00:36:49,432 --> 00:36:50,666
There's just not a lot of room
in there, you know,
912
00:36:50,700 --> 00:36:52,180
and the air's got to come out somehow.
913
00:36:52,202 --> 00:36:55,404
[ Chuckles ]
Oh, my God. I'm having twins.
914
00:36:55,438 --> 00:36:57,306
Normal, wonderful, not-evil twins.
915
00:36:57,340 --> 00:36:58,774
- Yeah.
- Congratulations.
916
00:37:00,677 --> 00:37:03,645
[ Singsong voice ]
Who wants baby cake?
917
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:05,748
Oh.
918
00:37:05,782 --> 00:37:08,083
[ Knock on door ]
919
00:37:08,118 --> 00:37:10,252
- Hey.
- Hey.
920
00:37:10,286 --> 00:37:13,822
You left the party
without a piece of cake.
921
00:37:13,857 --> 00:37:14,923
[ Giggles ]
922
00:37:14,958 --> 00:37:16,425
- Thanks.
- Yeah.
923
00:37:16,459 --> 00:37:19,928
So, you're one virile guy, huh? Twins?
924
00:37:19,963 --> 00:37:23,332
Yeah. Yeah, I got super sperm, huh?
925
00:37:23,366 --> 00:37:25,501
You okay?
926
00:37:25,535 --> 00:37:27,169
[ Exhales softly ]
927
00:37:27,203 --> 00:37:29,605
I... I, uh... I don't know
if I should be talking to you
928
00:37:29,639 --> 00:37:32,474
about this, but, uh, I mean,
w... we're friends, right?
929
00:37:32,509 --> 00:37:33,609
Yeah.
930
00:37:33,643 --> 00:37:36,178
[ Exhales sharply ]
Yeah.
931
00:37:36,212 --> 00:37:38,147
I'm, uh...
932
00:37:38,181 --> 00:37:39,615
I'm respecting Stacy's wishes
933
00:37:39,649 --> 00:37:42,618
and... and trying not
to get close, but...
934
00:37:42,652 --> 00:37:43,819
when she cut that cake...
935
00:37:45,822 --> 00:37:49,324
it was, uh... it was difficult.
936
00:37:49,359 --> 00:37:51,627
Yeah.
937
00:37:51,661 --> 00:37:53,629
Yeah, well, I... I can imagine.
938
00:37:53,663 --> 00:37:56,465
I mean, they're your children, too.
939
00:37:56,499 --> 00:37:59,034
No, it's... it's not just
about the kids.
940
00:37:59,069 --> 00:38:02,838
It's... it's her.
941
00:38:02,872 --> 00:38:05,841
- Oh.
- I, uh...
942
00:38:05,875 --> 00:38:07,309
[ Sighs ]
943
00:38:07,343 --> 00:38:09,078
I can't... I can't...
I can't help myself.
944
00:38:09,112 --> 00:38:12,981
I... I... it's killing me that
she just wants to be friends.
945
00:38:13,016 --> 00:38:14,016
[ Groans ]
946
00:38:14,050 --> 00:38:17,386
Well...
947
00:38:17,420 --> 00:38:21,390
You know, you've respected
Stacy's wishes,
948
00:38:21,424 --> 00:38:26,328
and that's really nice
and it's dignified, but I say...
949
00:38:26,362 --> 00:38:30,899
throw caution to the wind
and make a move, you know?
950
00:38:30,934 --> 00:38:33,502
I... I mean, I know
you didn't really ask me,
951
00:38:33,536 --> 00:38:36,472
but I say go for it.
952
00:38:50,386 --> 00:38:53,355
This cake is amazing.
Brought you a piece.
953
00:38:53,389 --> 00:38:54,790
Oh, no, I really shouldn't.
954
00:38:54,824 --> 00:38:57,259
- Why not?
- It's empty calories.
955
00:38:57,293 --> 00:38:58,794
Well, it tastes good.
956
00:38:58,828 --> 00:39:00,629
It'll go right to my hips.
957
00:39:00,663 --> 00:39:02,197
I like your hips.
958
00:39:02,232 --> 00:39:04,600
I also like this cake.
959
00:39:04,634 --> 00:39:06,101
Have one bite.
960
00:39:06,136 --> 00:39:09,404
I promise that it won't kill you.
961
00:39:14,344 --> 00:39:15,544
Mmm.
962
00:39:15,578 --> 00:39:17,412
Oh, my God. That is so good.
963
00:39:17,447 --> 00:39:20,716
I haven't had white carbs
since the baby was born.
964
00:39:20,750 --> 00:39:23,031
You haven't done a lot of
things since the baby was born.
965
00:39:25,421 --> 00:39:27,055
You know, the thing about cake...
966
00:39:27,090 --> 00:39:28,323
Hmm?
967
00:39:28,358 --> 00:39:30,392
I really like to eat dinner first.
968
00:39:30,426 --> 00:39:33,295
Are you asking me out?
969
00:39:33,329 --> 00:39:35,831
I am.
970
00:39:35,865 --> 00:39:37,432
But you don't date the help.
971
00:39:37,467 --> 00:39:39,735
You really shouldn't correct your boss.
972
00:39:39,769 --> 00:39:41,270
I'll make reservations.
973
00:39:41,304 --> 00:39:44,506
Why don't I do that?
You're off the clock.
974
00:39:53,616 --> 00:39:54,950
[ Knock on door ]
975
00:39:54,984 --> 00:39:56,518
Coming.
976
00:40:02,959 --> 00:40:05,727
Hey.
977
00:40:11,201 --> 00:40:15,270
I think we need to talk about
what's going on between us.
978
00:40:15,305 --> 00:40:19,608
I mean, Grayson,
we're just so different now,
979
00:40:19,642 --> 00:40:22,644
you know,
and it's a lot more complicated.
980
00:40:22,679 --> 00:40:26,114
And it just seems that our relationship
981
00:40:26,149 --> 00:40:28,684
is off to a rocky start.
982
00:40:28,718 --> 00:40:30,819
[ Exhales sharply ]
983
00:40:30,853 --> 00:40:33,155
At least we can agree
on something, right?
984
00:40:33,189 --> 00:40:36,225
Okay, you're not talking.
985
00:40:36,259 --> 00:40:40,329
Um... are you doing that thing
that I used to do?
986
00:40:40,363 --> 00:40:42,831
Remember? We took that long weekend
987
00:40:42,865 --> 00:40:44,385
and I kept putting my foot in my mouth,
988
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,034
so, finally, I was like,
989
00:40:46,069 --> 00:40:47,636
"I'm just not gonna speak
for the rest of the evening,"
990
00:40:47,670 --> 00:40:50,906
and at least we'll stop arguing,
you know?
991
00:40:50,940 --> 00:40:52,007
Remember?
992
00:40:52,041 --> 00:40:53,875
Okay, you're still not talking.
993
00:40:53,910 --> 00:40:56,511
What do you want to do tonight?
994
00:40:59,616 --> 00:41:01,183
Mm.
995
00:41:06,308 --> 00:41:16,308
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