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Gentlemen, Star Wars day
is rapidly approaching.
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We should finalize our plans.
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What? That's a real thing?
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What is it, Star Wars Christmas?
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No. Don't be ridiculous.
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That's Wookiee Life Day.
(scoffs)
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So, when is it?
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Uh, well, it's not
May the fifth...
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and it's not
May the third...
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It's May the fourth.
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Get it?
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May the fourth
be with you?
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"May the force be with you."
Get it?
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Oh, no. This face
wasn't because I didn't get it.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 7x22 ♪
The Proton Transmogrification
Original Air Date on May 1,
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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(knocking)
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Come in.
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Hey, you got a second?
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Yes.
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Actually, I'm glad you're here.
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I-I'm working on the
Star Wars Day schedule.
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Now, I have a window built in
after Phantom Menace,
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for complaining, but...
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...I'm worried an hour
won't be enough time.
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Sheldon, I-I've got
some bad news.
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What is it
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I just read online
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that Arthur Jeffries
passed away.
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Professor Proton is dead?
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Sorry, buddy.
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What are you doing?
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Comforting you?
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Y-Your heart might be
in the right place,
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but your head, chest and
arms certainly aren't.
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Anyway, the-the
funeral's on Sunday.
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But, that's
Star Wars Day.
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Yeah... um...
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of all the things about this
that are sad,
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that might not be number one.
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You okay?
I know he meant a lot to you.
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I'm fine.
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Okay.
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Yet he cried when they changed
the Raisin Bran box.
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ARTHUR (over laptop): This, uh,
this is something interesting
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boys and girls.
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After an owl eats,
he spits up part of his meal,
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that he can't digest,
in the form of a pellet.
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Is-Isn't that a hoot?
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(laughs)
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We'll be right back
after I fire my writers.
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(hoots)
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Oh, shut up.
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Watching your
old friend?
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Hmm. Yes.
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Look at him, Amy.
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It's such a shame.
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Struck down
in the prime of my life.
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Do you want me to go to
the funeral with you?
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Oh, I'm not going
to the funeral.
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Why not?
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All those people
blowing their noses.
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You can't tell the sick
from the sad. Mm.
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I'll be at home celebrating
Star Wars Day, as planned.
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Are you sure you don't
want to go say good-bye?
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Amy, mourning the inevitable
is a complete waste of time.
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And watching a bunch
of goofy space movies
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you've seen hundreds
of times isn't?
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If we were in
a physical relationship,
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you just lost sex tonight.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, Penny.
Happy Star Wars Day.
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Okay.
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Can I make you
breakfast?
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Admiral Ackbar's Snack Bar
is open for business.
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No, thanks. Leonard and I
are just going to the funeral.
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You sure. Not even coffee?
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We have R2-Decaf.
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Maybe a nice Cafe Au Leia?
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And if you're not
in the mood for coffee,
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I can always make you
a Chai Tea-3PO.
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Oh, I get it-- like C-3PO.
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What happened to me?
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Hey, uh, Sheldon,
you want anything?
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Uh, no, thank you.
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You're being so quiet.
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Are you upset
or are you just rebooting?
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I'm fine.
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Sweetie, are you sure
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you don't want to
come with us to the funeral?
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Oh, I appreciate the
offer, but Arthur is gone
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and there's nothing
I can do about it.
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When Darth Vader
struck down Obi-Wan,
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did Luke cry like a baby
and go to his funeral?
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No.
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He blew up the Death Star.
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Why do I know this?!
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Arthur Jeffries
was a scientist.
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I'm sure he didn't care about
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silly superstitions
like funerals.
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You know, if he were here,
I think he'd say,
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"Enjoy Star Wars Day."
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He was 84;
he'd say, "Where's my pudding?"
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Before you go, at least
let me pack you some
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Attack of the Scones
for the road.
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Oh, like Attack
of the Clones.
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We are leaving
right now.
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Arthur passing away
was harder on Sheldon
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than he's ready to admit.
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Really hoping
this will cheer him up.
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Me, too.
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Although, it
might've been
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thoughtless of us to
bake a Death Star cake.
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No, it combines two of
Sheldon's favorite things:
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chocolate chips
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and the ability to destroy a
planet at the push of a button.
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Well, anyway, it'll be a
nice surprise for the boys.
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And Howie doesn't think I
take his interests seriously,
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so hopefully this will keep
him fooled for a while.
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Okay, let's get the fondant
and start decorating.
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This is pretty cool.
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You don't see too many
spherical cakes.
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I wonder why that is.
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I have a confession to make.
Hmm?
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I've never been
to a funeral before.
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Really?
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I just never knew
anyone that died.
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I had a pet pig
when I was a kid.
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I mean, when he died,
we didn't have a funeral,
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we had a barbecue.
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Yeah, we won't be
eating Arthur tonight.
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I didn't know him very well,
but I still really liked him.
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It's weird that he's...
just gone.
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I know.
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I feel like I want to cry.
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Oh... that's-that's fine.
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Go ahead.
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I can't do it
with you staring at me.
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Sorry.
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(sighs)
No, I'm dry.
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You're a big crybaby--
you start, I'll join in.
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I am not a crybaby.
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Toy Story 3?
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The toys were holding hands
in a furnace!
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Look, A-Arthur lived
a full life.
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And he inspired
a lot of people.
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Sure, he-he was
my childhood hero,
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but... the fact that
I got to work with him,
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side by side,
before he...
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died was...
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it was... it was a gift.
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(choked up):
It was a gift.
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Thank you for being
the emotional one
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in this relationship.
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(sniffles)
I got your back.
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Yeah.
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Okay, here we go.
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Episode I--
The Phantom Menace.
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(groans)
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Let's get this over with.
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Since we all agree
Episode I isn't our favorite,
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maybe we just skip it this time.
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Yeah, Howard,
I think you of all people
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should avoid espousing
the principle
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that if something
is not our favorite
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we should just get rid of it.
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You know, I heard this way
of watching the movies
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called the Machete Order, where
you watch Episodes IV and V,
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then skip Episode I,
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watch II and III
as a flashback,
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and then finish with VI.
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Okay, so you'd lose
most of Jar Jar,
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all the trade route talk,
and the boring senate hearings,
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which are like watching C-SPAN
with monsters.
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Get rid of the
trade route part?
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Then how would Palpatine
get Chancellor Valorum
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kicked out of office?
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Eh.
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How would he get
himself elected? How?
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Can we get through one holiday
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without you saying
something ridiculous?
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It was just a suggestion.
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Well, you know what else
was just a suggestion?
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"Why don't we change
the Raisin Bran box?"
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Hmm? And you know
who got hurt by that?
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Every single person
who eats breakfast!
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Wow.
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I think he's taking
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this Professor Proton thing
pretty hard.
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Should we try to console him?
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Or... should we
respect his privacy
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in this moment of grief?
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By staying here
and watching the movie.
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That's what
good friends would do!
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(movie playing over TV)
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Well, at least
without Sheldon here,
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we got to start
with Episode IV.
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Mm, true.
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(TV clicks off)
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I do feel guilty about him.
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Me, too.
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Maybe we should see
how he's doing.
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Yeah.
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But after the cantina scene.
Obviously.
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(cantina scene music playing)
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Look at Arthur...
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cracking up at a joke
I told him.
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I'll never hear
that laugh again.
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ARTHUR: You never
heard it that time.
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Arthur!
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I thought you were dead.
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I am.
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Oh, it-it's fantastic.
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I mean, this is the longest
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that I've gone without
running into a men's room
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in-in years.
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Why are you here?
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I-I don't know.
I was...
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I was hoping I was going
to haunt my ex-wife.
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(gasps)
I know why.
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You've come
to me because
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you're my Obi-Wan.
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I'm-I'm not...
I'm not familiar with that.
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Is... is-is that an...
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an Internet?
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Wow.
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Uh, you're dead,
so I'm going to let that slide.
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Obi-Wan Kenobi is a character
from Star Wars.
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After his
physical demise,
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he comes to Luke Skywalker
as his mentor in spirit form.
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Well, that...
that clears that up.
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Yeah.
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You must be here
to give me advice.
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Well, this... this is weird.
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Most-most of my robes open in...
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in the back.
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Those are your Jedi robes.
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Oh, wait. What...?
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What-what... what is this?
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(lightsaber humming)
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Oh! Be careful
with that!
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Whoa!
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(lightsaber buzzing, humming)
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Whoa!
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(laughs)
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Oh, neato.
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(laughs)
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(buzzing)
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I'm, uh... I'm going
to need a Band-Aid.
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So...
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what did you think
of your first funeral?
260
00:12:32,133 --> 00:12:36,585
Well, I don't want to be a jerk,
but it was kind of a bummer.
261
00:12:36,587 --> 00:12:39,939
Yeah, well, when I die,
you can rent a bounce house.
262
00:12:39,941 --> 00:12:42,225
You think about dying?
263
00:12:42,227 --> 00:12:46,262
Mm. Well, I think more about
if I'd have any regrets.
264
00:12:46,264 --> 00:12:47,647
What would you regret?
265
00:12:47,649 --> 00:12:50,700
Mm, you know,
that I didn't travel more,
266
00:12:50,702 --> 00:12:53,452
take more risks,
learn another language.
267
00:12:53,454 --> 00:12:56,072
You know Klingon.
268
00:12:56,074 --> 00:12:57,623
That's true.
269
00:12:57,625 --> 00:12:59,792
No, I meant that
as a regret.
270
00:12:59,794 --> 00:13:01,327
(laughs)
271
00:13:03,947 --> 00:13:05,550
I just thought of one more.
272
00:13:05,551 --> 00:13:07,384
What's that?
273
00:13:07,386 --> 00:13:10,804
I regret not saying "yes"
when you asked me to marry you.
274
00:13:12,674 --> 00:13:14,892
Well, it just wasn't
the right time.
275
00:13:14,894 --> 00:13:16,844
Yeah.
276
00:13:16,846 --> 00:13:18,679
And this is also
not the right time.
277
00:13:18,681 --> 00:13:20,564
Do not propose.
278
00:13:20,566 --> 00:13:22,349
What?
279
00:13:22,351 --> 00:13:24,735
I know that face.
That's your propose face.
280
00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:26,767
I was not gonna propose.
It's already two to one.
281
00:13:26,768 --> 00:13:27,818
What's two to one?
282
00:13:27,843 --> 00:13:29,569
I proposed twice,
you proposed once. Two to one.
283
00:13:29,570 --> 00:13:31,403
Oh, my... It's
not a contest.
284
00:13:31,405 --> 00:13:32,788
I don't know what
you're upset about.
285
00:13:32,790 --> 00:13:35,106
I'm the one who's losing.
Okay.
286
00:13:35,108 --> 00:13:36,941
Fine. Would you feel
better if I propose
287
00:13:36,943 --> 00:13:38,660
so you could turn
me down again?
288
00:13:38,662 --> 00:13:40,045
Yeah, I think I would.
(scoffs)
289
00:13:40,047 --> 00:13:42,047
Okay. Leonard,
will you marry me?
290
00:13:42,049 --> 00:13:44,666
Hmm.
291
00:13:44,668 --> 00:13:45,967
No, don't you dare.
292
00:13:45,969 --> 00:13:48,470
You reject me right
now and tie things up.
293
00:13:50,423 --> 00:13:52,557
It's just such a big decision.
294
00:13:52,559 --> 00:13:54,676
I don't want
to have any regrets.
295
00:13:57,263 --> 00:13:59,931
Did you ever watch
Professor Proton
296
00:13:59,933 --> 00:14:01,149
when you were a kid?
297
00:14:01,151 --> 00:14:02,467
No.
298
00:14:02,469 --> 00:14:03,802
My dad controlled the TV,
299
00:14:03,804 --> 00:14:05,637
so unless someone
was a Texas Ranger,
300
00:14:05,639 --> 00:14:07,939
Jake or the Fatman,
we didn't see it.
301
00:14:09,158 --> 00:14:11,777
I never watched him, either,
but he seems to be the reason
302
00:14:11,779 --> 00:14:13,445
that Sheldon got interested
in science.
303
00:14:13,447 --> 00:14:14,946
Not me. I got
into science
304
00:14:14,948 --> 00:14:17,148
'cause I was always the
smallest kid in school,
305
00:14:17,150 --> 00:14:19,167
so I thought if I
became a scientist,
306
00:14:19,169 --> 00:14:21,920
I could invent a formula
that made me taller.
307
00:14:21,922 --> 00:14:23,672
That's cute.
308
00:14:23,674 --> 00:14:25,957
Yeah, I thought it was
working for a while,
309
00:14:25,959 --> 00:14:27,325
but then I found out
310
00:14:27,327 --> 00:14:31,129
my brother was just lowering the
pencil marks on the door frame.
311
00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:32,214
How about you?
312
00:14:32,216 --> 00:14:34,316
Oh, I guess
it must have been
313
00:14:34,318 --> 00:14:37,269
back when I was
in the Girl Sprouts.
314
00:14:37,271 --> 00:14:39,671
Girl Sprouts?
315
00:14:39,673 --> 00:14:42,474
My mom made it up as an
alternative to the Girl Scouts.
316
00:14:42,476 --> 00:14:44,559
She didn't want me
selling cookies
317
00:14:44,561 --> 00:14:47,112
on some street corner
"like a whore."
318
00:14:51,016 --> 00:14:53,318
How did that get
you into science?
319
00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:54,953
Oh, I went to the library
320
00:14:54,955 --> 00:14:58,206
and took out a book on biology
to see what whores did.
321
00:15:01,544 --> 00:15:05,029
On the one hand,
if I say yes...
322
00:15:05,031 --> 00:15:07,048
This isn't funny anymore.
323
00:15:07,050 --> 00:15:08,717
Just say no
so we're done with this.
324
00:15:08,719 --> 00:15:10,535
Will you marry me or not?
325
00:15:10,537 --> 00:15:14,105
Ooh, interesting. Did you just
propose to me again?
326
00:15:14,107 --> 00:15:16,374
No.
Really?
327
00:15:16,376 --> 00:15:18,310
Because I just heard,
"Will you marry me?"
328
00:15:18,312 --> 00:15:21,479
That's two
proposals, one day.
329
00:15:21,481 --> 00:15:24,048
Sounds like someone wants
to spend the rest of her life
330
00:15:24,050 --> 00:15:26,885
telling people how to spell
the name Hofstadter.
331
00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:30,939
You know what? Fine.
Do whatever you want.
332
00:15:30,941 --> 00:15:32,774
Hey.
333
00:15:32,776 --> 00:15:34,910
Penny, don't get upset.
334
00:15:34,912 --> 00:15:37,112
Here.
335
00:15:37,114 --> 00:15:41,082
I love you, but, no,
I will not marry you.
336
00:15:41,084 --> 00:15:42,701
Thank you.
337
00:15:42,703 --> 00:15:44,068
Now, about that
second proposal.
338
00:15:44,070 --> 00:15:46,788
On the one hand...
339
00:15:51,677 --> 00:15:53,845
(birds chirping)
340
00:15:57,800 --> 00:16:00,018
Where... where... where are we?
341
00:16:01,020 --> 00:16:04,189
This is the
swampland of Dagobah.
342
00:16:04,191 --> 00:16:07,058
It's where Luke was trained
in the ways of the Jedi.
343
00:16:07,060 --> 00:16:08,310
Oh.
344
00:16:08,312 --> 00:16:11,563
Too bad.
I thought it was Florida.
345
00:16:18,036 --> 00:16:22,240
When Obi-Wan came to Luke
on this very spot,
346
00:16:22,242 --> 00:16:25,609
he gave him all sorts
of helpful advice.
347
00:16:25,611 --> 00:16:28,112
So, um...
348
00:16:28,114 --> 00:16:31,032
what do you got for me?
349
00:16:31,034 --> 00:16:34,252
Um...
350
00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:36,454
always...
351
00:16:36,456 --> 00:16:38,740
get... get a prenup.
352
00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:44,729
That's it?
353
00:16:44,731 --> 00:16:48,483
I thought there'd be more
of a reason why you're here.
354
00:16:48,485 --> 00:16:52,019
Well, why-why do you think
I'm here?
355
00:16:52,021 --> 00:16:55,606
I suppose it has something to do
with your recent passing.
356
00:16:55,608 --> 00:16:58,576
Is-is this the...
the first time
357
00:16:58,578 --> 00:17:01,145
you've lost, you know,
someone close to you?
358
00:17:01,147 --> 00:17:03,281
Oh, no. No.
359
00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:06,701
I've already had to say good-bye
to 11 Dr. Whos.
360
00:17:10,005 --> 00:17:13,040
Yeah, I've-I've outlived
a few of my doctors, too.
361
00:17:15,794 --> 00:17:19,013
Of course, my grandfather
died when I was five.
362
00:17:19,015 --> 00:17:21,832
My father died when I was 14.
363
00:17:21,834 --> 00:17:24,552
I'm... I'm sorry about that.
364
00:17:24,554 --> 00:17:26,721
And now you're gone, too.
365
00:17:28,123 --> 00:17:31,359
It's like all the men I've
looked up to have gone away.
366
00:17:32,311 --> 00:17:34,395
Well, you know, it's...
367
00:17:34,397 --> 00:17:37,899
it's okay to...
to be sad about them.
368
00:17:37,901 --> 00:17:42,737
Just... just make sure,
you know, you appreciate
369
00:17:42,739 --> 00:17:45,706
those who... who are
still there for you.
370
00:17:45,708 --> 00:17:49,577
But I do appreciate them.
371
00:17:49,579 --> 00:17:52,580
Well, then,
372
00:17:52,582 --> 00:17:55,550
what am I doing in a swamp...
373
00:18:00,422 --> 00:18:03,391
...dressed like Friar Tuck?
374
00:18:08,931 --> 00:18:11,582
Appreciate them, Sheldon.
375
00:18:11,584 --> 00:18:14,385
(knocking)
376
00:18:14,387 --> 00:18:16,220
Hey, buddy.
377
00:18:16,222 --> 00:18:18,322
Heard you're having a rough day.
You all right?
378
00:18:18,324 --> 00:18:20,074
I'm okay.
379
00:18:20,943 --> 00:18:23,227
How was the funeral?
380
00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:26,914
It was nice, you know.
381
00:18:26,916 --> 00:18:29,083
A lot of people showed up,
382
00:18:29,085 --> 00:18:32,069
told some great stories
about him.
383
00:18:32,071 --> 00:18:35,423
Did you know that Arthur's son
is a high school sci...?
384
00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:53,774
Hey, the guys are about
to start Jedi.
385
00:18:53,776 --> 00:18:55,109
You want to go watch?
386
00:18:55,111 --> 00:18:56,760
I do.
387
00:18:58,113 --> 00:19:01,649
After I make them go back and
watch one through five first.
388
00:19:04,202 --> 00:19:06,804
Sheldon, that-that'll
take us all night.
389
00:19:06,806 --> 00:19:08,239
That's true.
390
00:19:08,241 --> 00:19:10,625
Oh, it's a good thing
I had a nap.
391
00:19:13,845 --> 00:19:16,981
(movie playing over TV)
392
00:19:16,983 --> 00:19:18,883
Boy, some of the
physical comedy
393
00:19:18,885 --> 00:19:21,886
with Jar Jar is a
little tough to watch.
394
00:19:23,672 --> 00:19:26,991
At least they toned him down
in the second one.
395
00:19:26,993 --> 00:19:29,510
Yeah, he is
pretty stupid.
396
00:19:32,281 --> 00:19:34,815
Hey, we can say it.
You can't.
397
00:19:36,151 --> 00:19:37,685
Hey, guys.
398
00:19:37,687 --> 00:19:39,236
Happy Star Wars Day!
399
00:19:39,238 --> 00:19:41,072
(Leonard laughs)
SHELDON: Wow!
400
00:19:41,074 --> 00:19:43,441
A Death Star cake!
AMY: Yeah.
401
00:19:43,443 --> 00:19:44,742
We were hoping
it might cheer you up.
402
00:19:44,744 --> 00:19:45,660
BERNADETTE:
And even though
403
00:19:45,662 --> 00:19:46,944
it meant we had to
miss the movies,
404
00:19:46,946 --> 00:19:48,195
we could still be
part of the fun.
405
00:19:48,197 --> 00:19:49,196
Well, you didn't
miss anything.
406
00:19:49,198 --> 00:19:50,314
We just started over.
407
00:19:50,316 --> 00:19:52,500
Son of a bitch.
408
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:02,961
(movie playing over TV)
409
00:20:11,654 --> 00:20:13,171
You're back.
410
00:20:13,172 --> 00:20:15,339
Yeah, apparently, um,
411
00:20:15,341 --> 00:20:18,142
I'm here whenever...
when-whenever you need me.
412
00:20:18,144 --> 00:20:19,977
That's nice.
413
00:20:19,979 --> 00:20:22,897
May-Maybe for you.
414
00:20:25,150 --> 00:20:27,702
Why do I need you now?
415
00:20:27,704 --> 00:20:30,154
Well, as near as I could tell,
416
00:20:30,156 --> 00:20:33,541
you-you fell asleep
watching Star Wars,
417
00:20:33,543 --> 00:20:37,244
and now you're-you're dreaming
you're watching Star Wars.
418
00:20:37,246 --> 00:20:39,013
So?
419
00:20:39,015 --> 00:20:42,032
I mean, don't-don't you see
a problem there?
420
00:20:42,034 --> 00:20:43,367
I mean, how-how
421
00:20:43,369 --> 00:20:46,704
you're spending
your limited time on Earth?
422
00:20:48,451 --> 00:20:50,617
Not at all.
423
00:20:50,619 --> 00:20:53,054
Okay, good luck to you.
424
00:20:53,056 --> 00:20:58,056
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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