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Gentlemen, Star Wars day
is rapidly approaching.
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We should finalize our plans.
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What? That's a real thing?
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What is it, Star Wars Christmas?
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No. Don't be ridiculous.
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That's Wookiee Life Day.
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So, when is it?
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Uh, well, it's not
May the fifth...
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and it's not
May the third...
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It's May the fourth.
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Get it?
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May the fourth
be with you?
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"May the force be with you."
Get it?
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Oh, no. This face
wasn't because I didn't get it.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 7x22 ♪
The Proton Transmogrification
Original Air Date on May 1,
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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Come in.
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Hey, you got a second?
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Yes.
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Actually, I'm glad you're here.
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I-I'm working on the
Star Wars Day schedule.
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Now, I have a window built in
after Phantom Menace,
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for complaining, but...
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...I'm worried an hour
won't be enough time.
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Sheldon, I-I've got
some bad news.
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What is it
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I just read online
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that Arthur Jeffries
passed away.
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Professor Proton is dead?
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Sorry, buddy.
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What are you doing?
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Comforting you?
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Y-Your heart might be
in the right place,
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but your head, chest and
arms certainly aren't.
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Anyway, the-the
funeral's on Sunday.
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But, that's
Star Wars Day.
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Yeah... um...
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of all the things about this
that are sad,
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that might not be number one.
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You okay?
I know he meant a lot to you.
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I'm fine.
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Okay.
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Yet he cried when they changed
the Raisin Bran box.
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This, uh,
this is something interesting
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boys and girls.
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After an owl eats,
he spits up part of his meal,
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that he can't digest,
in the form of a pellet.
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Is-Isn't that a hoot?
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We'll be right back
after I fire my writers.
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Oh, shut up.
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Watching your
old friend?
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Hmm. Yes.
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Look at him, Amy.
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It's such a shame.
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Struck down
in the prime of my life.
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Do you want me to go to
the funeral with you?
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Oh, I'm not going
to the funeral.
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Why not?
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All those people
blowing their noses.
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You can't tell the sick
from the sad. Mm.
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I'll be at home celebrating
Star Wars Day, as planned.
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Are you sure you don't
want to go say good-bye?
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Amy, mourning the inevitable
is a complete waste of time.
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And watching a bunch
of goofy space movies
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you've seen hundreds
of times isn't?
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If we were in
a physical relationship,
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you just lost sex tonight.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, Penny.
Happy Star Wars Day.
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Okay.
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Can I make you
breakfast?
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Admiral Ackbar's Snack Bar
is open for business.
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No, thanks. Leonard and I
are just going to the funeral.
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You sure. Not even coffee?
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We have R2-Decaf.
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Maybe a nice Cafe Au Leia?
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And if you're not
in the mood for coffee,
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I can always make you
a Chai Tea-3PO.
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Oh, I get it-- like C-3PO.
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What happened to me?
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Hey, uh, Sheldon,
you want anything?
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Uh, no, thank you.
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You're being so quiet.
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Are you upset
or are you just rebooting?
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I'm fine.
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Sweetie, are you sure
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you don't want to
come with us to the funeral?
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Oh, I appreciate the
offer, but Arthur is gone
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and there's nothing
I can do about it.
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When Darth Vader
struck down Obi-Wan,
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did Luke cry like a baby
and go to his funeral?
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No.
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He blew up the Death Star.
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Why do I know this?!
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Arthur Jeffries
was a scientist.
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I'm sure he didn't care about
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silly superstitions
like funerals.
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You know, if he were here,
I think he'd say,
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"Enjoy Star Wars Day."
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He was 84;
he'd say, "Where's my pudding?"
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Before you go, at least
let me pack you some
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Attack of the Scones
for the road.
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Oh, like Attack
of the Clones.
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We are leaving
right now.
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Arthur passing away
was harder on Sheldon
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than he's ready to admit.
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Really hoping
this will cheer him up.
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Me, too.
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Although, it
might've been
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thoughtless of us to
bake a Death Star cake.
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No, it combines two of
Sheldon's favorite things:
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chocolate chips
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and the ability to destroy a
planet at the push of a button.
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Well, anyway, it'll be a
nice surprise for the boys.
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And Howie doesn't think I
take his interests seriously,
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so hopefully this will keep
him fooled for a while.
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Okay, let's get the fondant
and start decorating.
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This is pretty cool.
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You don't see too many
spherical cakes.
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I wonder why that is.
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I have a confession to make.
Hmm?
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I've never been
to a funeral before.
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Really?
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I just never knew
anyone that died.
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I had a pet pig
when I was a kid.
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I mean, when he died,
we didn't have a funeral,
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we had a barbecue.
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Yeah, we won't be
eating Arthur tonight.
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I didn't know him very well,
but I still really liked him.
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It's weird that he's...
just gone.
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I know.
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I feel like I want to cry.
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Oh... that's-that's fine.
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Go ahead.
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I can't do it
with you staring at me.
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Sorry.
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No, I'm dry.
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You're a big crybaby--
you start, I'll join in.
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I am not a crybaby.
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Toy Story 3?
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The toys were holding hands
in a furnace!
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Look, A-Arthur lived
a full life.
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And he inspired
a lot of people.
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Sure, he-he was
my childhood hero,
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but... the fact that
I got to work with him,
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side by side,
before he...
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died was...
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it was... it was a gift.
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It was a gift.
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Thank you for being
the emotional one
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in this relationship.
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I got your back.
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Yeah.
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Okay, here we go.
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Episode I--
The Phantom Menace.
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Let's get this over with.
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Since we all agree
Episode I isn't our favorite,
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maybe we just skip it this time.
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Yeah, Howard,
I think you of all people
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should avoid espousing
the principle
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that if something
is not our favorite
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we should just get rid of it.
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You know, I heard this way
of watching the movies
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called the Machete Order, where
you watch Episodes IV and V,
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then skip Episode I,
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watch II and III
as a flashback,
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and then finish with VI.
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Okay, so you'd lose
most of Jar Jar,
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all the trade route talk,
and the boring senate hearings,
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which are like watching C-SPAN
with monsters.
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Get rid of the
trade route part?
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Then how would Palpatine
get Chancellor Valorum
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kicked out of office?
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Eh.
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How would he get
himself elected? How?
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Can we get through one holiday
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without you saying
something ridiculous?
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It was just a suggestion.
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Well, you know what else
was just a suggestion?
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"Why don't we change
the Raisin Bran box?"
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Hmm? And you know
who got hurt by that?
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Every single person
who eats breakfast!
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Wow.
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I think he's taking
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this Professor Proton thing
pretty hard.
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Should we try to console him?
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Or... should we
respect his privacy
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in this moment of grief?
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By staying here
and watching the movie.
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That's what
good friends would do!
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Well, at least
without Sheldon here,
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we got to start
with Episode IV.
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Mm, true.
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I do feel guilty about him.
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Me, too.
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Maybe we should see
how he's doing.
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Yeah.
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But after the cantina scene.
Obviously.
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Look at Arthur...
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cracking up at a joke
I told him.
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I'll never hear
that laugh again.
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You never
heard it that time.
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Arthur!
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I thought you were dead.
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I am.
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Oh, it-it's fantastic.
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I mean, this is the longest
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that I've gone without
running into a men's room
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in-in years.
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Why are you here?
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I-I don't know.
I was...
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I was hoping I was going
to haunt my ex-wife.
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I know why.
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You've come
to me because
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you're my Obi-Wan.
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I'm-I'm not...
I'm not familiar with that.
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Is... is-is that an...
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an Internet?
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Wow.
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Uh, you're dead,
so I'm going to let that slide.
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Obi-Wan Kenobi is a character
from Star Wars.
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After his
physical demise,
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he comes to Luke Skywalker
as his mentor in spirit form.
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Well, that...
that clears that up.
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Yeah.
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You must be here
to give me advice.
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Well, this... this is weird.
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Most-most of my robes open in...
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in the back.
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Those are your Jedi robes.
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Oh, wait. What...?
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What-what... what is this?
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Oh! Be careful
with that!
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Whoa!
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Whoa!
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Oh, neato.
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I'm, uh... I'm going
to need a Band-Aid.
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So...
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what did you think
of your first funeral?
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Well, I don't want to be a jerk,
but it was kind of a bummer.
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Yeah, well, when I die,
you can rent a bounce house.
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You think about dying?
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Mm. Well, I think more about
if I'd have any regrets.
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What would you regret?
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Mm, you know,
that I didn't travel more,
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take more risks,
learn another language.
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You know Klingon.
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That's true.
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No, I meant that
as a regret.
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I just thought of one more.
259
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What's that?
260
00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:10,805
I regret not saying "yes"
when you asked me to marry you.
261
00:13:12,675 --> 00:13:14,893
Well, it just wasn't
the right time.
262
00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:16,845
Yeah.
263
00:13:16,847 --> 00:13:18,680
And this is also
not the right time.
264
00:13:18,682 --> 00:13:20,565
Do not propose.
265
00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:22,350
What?
266
00:13:22,352 --> 00:13:24,736
I know that face.
That's your propose face.
267
00:13:24,738 --> 00:13:26,768
I was not gonna propose.
It's already two to one.
268
00:13:26,769 --> 00:13:27,819
What's two to one?
269
00:13:27,844 --> 00:13:29,570
I proposed twice,
you proposed once. Two to one.
270
00:13:29,571 --> 00:13:31,404
Oh, my... It's
not a contest.
271
00:13:31,406 --> 00:13:32,789
I don't know what
you're upset about.
272
00:13:32,791 --> 00:13:35,107
I'm the one who's losing.
Okay.
273
00:13:35,109 --> 00:13:36,942
Fine. Would you feel
better if I propose
274
00:13:36,944 --> 00:13:38,661
so you could turn
me down again?
275
00:13:38,663 --> 00:13:40,046
Yeah, I think I would.
276
00:13:40,048 --> 00:13:42,048
Okay. Leonard,
will you marry me?
277
00:13:42,050 --> 00:13:44,667
Hmm.
278
00:13:44,669 --> 00:13:45,968
No, don't you dare.
279
00:13:45,970 --> 00:13:48,471
You reject me right
now and tie things up.
280
00:13:50,424 --> 00:13:52,558
It's just such a big decision.
281
00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:54,677
I don't want
to have any regrets.
282
00:13:57,264 --> 00:13:59,932
Did you ever watch
Professor Proton
283
00:13:59,934 --> 00:14:01,150
when you were a kid?
284
00:14:01,152 --> 00:14:02,468
No.
285
00:14:02,470 --> 00:14:03,803
My dad controlled the TV,
286
00:14:03,805 --> 00:14:05,638
so unless someone
was a Texas Ranger,
287
00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:07,940
Jake or the Fatman,
we didn't see it.
288
00:14:09,159 --> 00:14:11,778
I never watched him, either,
but he seems to be the reason
289
00:14:11,780 --> 00:14:13,446
that Sheldon got interested
in science.
290
00:14:13,448 --> 00:14:14,947
Not me. I got
into science
291
00:14:14,949 --> 00:14:17,149
'cause I was always the
smallest kid in school,
292
00:14:17,151 --> 00:14:19,168
so I thought if I
became a scientist,
293
00:14:19,170 --> 00:14:21,921
I could invent a formula
that made me taller.
294
00:14:21,923 --> 00:14:23,673
That's cute.
295
00:14:23,675 --> 00:14:25,958
Yeah, I thought it was
working for a while,
296
00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:27,326
but then I found out
297
00:14:27,328 --> 00:14:31,130
my brother was just lowering the
pencil marks on the door frame.
298
00:14:31,132 --> 00:14:32,215
How about you?
299
00:14:32,217 --> 00:14:34,317
Oh, I guess
it must have been
300
00:14:34,319 --> 00:14:37,270
back when I was
in the Girl Sprouts.
301
00:14:37,272 --> 00:14:39,672
Girl Sprouts?
302
00:14:39,674 --> 00:14:42,475
My mom made it up as an
alternative to the Girl Scouts.
303
00:14:42,477 --> 00:14:44,560
She didn't want me
selling cookies
304
00:14:44,562 --> 00:14:47,113
on some street corner
"like a whore."
305
00:14:51,017 --> 00:14:53,319
How did that get
you into science?
306
00:14:53,321 --> 00:14:54,954
Oh, I went to the library
307
00:14:54,956 --> 00:14:58,207
and took out a book on biology
to see what whores did.
308
00:15:01,545 --> 00:15:05,030
On the one hand,
if I say yes...
309
00:15:05,032 --> 00:15:07,049
This isn't funny anymore.
310
00:15:07,051 --> 00:15:08,718
Just say no
so we're done with this.
311
00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:10,536
Will you marry me or not?
312
00:15:10,538 --> 00:15:14,106
Ooh, interesting. Did you just
propose to me again?
313
00:15:14,108 --> 00:15:16,375
No.
Really?
314
00:15:16,377 --> 00:15:18,311
Because I just heard,
"Will you marry me?"
315
00:15:18,313 --> 00:15:21,480
That's two
proposals, one day.
316
00:15:21,482 --> 00:15:24,049
Sounds like someone wants
to spend the rest of her life
317
00:15:24,051 --> 00:15:26,886
telling people how to spell
the name Hofstadter.
318
00:15:28,221 --> 00:15:30,940
You know what? Fine.
Do whatever you want.
319
00:15:30,942 --> 00:15:32,775
Hey.
320
00:15:32,777 --> 00:15:34,911
Penny, don't get upset.
321
00:15:34,913 --> 00:15:37,113
Here.
322
00:15:37,115 --> 00:15:41,083
I love you, but, no,
I will not marry you.
323
00:15:41,085 --> 00:15:42,702
Thank you.
324
00:15:42,704 --> 00:15:44,069
Now, about that
second proposal.
325
00:15:44,071 --> 00:15:46,789
On the one hand...
326
00:15:57,801 --> 00:16:00,019
Where... where... where are we?
327
00:16:01,021 --> 00:16:04,190
This is the
swampland of Dagobah.
328
00:16:04,192 --> 00:16:07,059
It's where Luke was trained
in the ways of the Jedi.
329
00:16:07,061 --> 00:16:08,311
Oh.
330
00:16:08,313 --> 00:16:11,564
Too bad.
I thought it was Florida.
331
00:16:18,037 --> 00:16:22,241
When Obi-Wan came to Luke
on this very spot,
332
00:16:22,243 --> 00:16:25,610
he gave him all sorts
of helpful advice.
333
00:16:25,612 --> 00:16:28,113
So, um...
334
00:16:28,115 --> 00:16:31,033
what do you got for me?
335
00:16:31,035 --> 00:16:34,253
Um...
336
00:16:34,255 --> 00:16:36,455
always...
337
00:16:36,457 --> 00:16:38,741
get... get a prenup.
338
00:16:42,795 --> 00:16:44,730
That's it?
339
00:16:44,732 --> 00:16:48,484
I thought there'd be more
of a reason why you're here.
340
00:16:48,486 --> 00:16:52,020
Well, why-why do you think
I'm here?
341
00:16:52,022 --> 00:16:55,607
I suppose it has something to do
with your recent passing.
342
00:16:55,609 --> 00:16:58,577
Is-is this the...
the first time
343
00:16:58,579 --> 00:17:01,146
you've lost, you know,
someone close to you?
344
00:17:01,148 --> 00:17:03,282
Oh, no. No.
345
00:17:03,284 --> 00:17:06,702
I've already had to say good-bye
to 11 Dr. Whos.
346
00:17:10,006 --> 00:17:13,041
Yeah, I've-I've outlived
a few of my doctors, too.
347
00:17:15,795 --> 00:17:19,014
Of course, my grandfather
died when I was five.
348
00:17:19,016 --> 00:17:21,833
My father died when I was 14.
349
00:17:21,835 --> 00:17:24,553
I'm... I'm sorry about that.
350
00:17:24,555 --> 00:17:26,722
And now you're gone, too.
351
00:17:28,124 --> 00:17:31,360
It's like all the men I've
looked up to have gone away.
352
00:17:32,312 --> 00:17:34,396
Well, you know, it's...
353
00:17:34,398 --> 00:17:37,900
it's okay to...
to be sad about them.
354
00:17:37,902 --> 00:17:42,738
Just... just make sure,
you know, you appreciate
355
00:17:42,740 --> 00:17:45,707
those who... who are
still there for you.
356
00:17:45,709 --> 00:17:49,578
But I do appreciate them.
357
00:17:49,580 --> 00:17:52,581
Well, then,
358
00:17:52,583 --> 00:17:55,551
what am I doing in a swamp...
359
00:18:00,423 --> 00:18:03,392
...dressed like Friar Tuck?
360
00:18:08,932 --> 00:18:11,583
Appreciate them, Sheldon.
361
00:18:14,388 --> 00:18:16,221
Hey, buddy.
362
00:18:16,223 --> 00:18:18,323
Heard you're having a rough day.
You all right?
363
00:18:18,325 --> 00:18:20,075
I'm okay.
364
00:18:20,944 --> 00:18:23,228
How was the funeral?
365
00:18:24,063 --> 00:18:26,915
It was nice, you know.
366
00:18:26,917 --> 00:18:29,084
A lot of people showed up,
367
00:18:29,086 --> 00:18:32,070
told some great stories
about him.
368
00:18:32,072 --> 00:18:35,424
Did you know that Arthur's son
is a high school sci...?
369
00:18:51,257 --> 00:18:53,775
Hey, the guys are about
to start Jedi.
370
00:18:53,777 --> 00:18:55,110
You want to go watch?
371
00:18:55,112 --> 00:18:56,761
I do.
372
00:18:58,114 --> 00:19:01,650
After I make them go back and
watch one through five first.
373
00:19:04,203 --> 00:19:06,805
Sheldon, that-that'll
take us all night.
374
00:19:06,807 --> 00:19:08,240
That's true.
375
00:19:08,242 --> 00:19:10,626
Oh, it's a good thing
I had a nap.
376
00:19:16,984 --> 00:19:18,884
Boy, some of the
physical comedy
377
00:19:18,886 --> 00:19:21,887
with Jar Jar is a
little tough to watch.
378
00:19:23,673 --> 00:19:26,992
At least they toned him down
in the second one.
379
00:19:26,994 --> 00:19:29,511
Yeah, he is
pretty stupid.
380
00:19:32,282 --> 00:19:34,816
Hey, we can say it.
You can't.
381
00:19:36,152 --> 00:19:37,686
Hey, guys.
382
00:19:37,688 --> 00:19:39,237
Happy Star Wars Day!
383
00:19:39,239 --> 00:19:41,073
Wow!
384
00:19:41,075 --> 00:19:43,442
- A Death Star cake!
- Yeah.
385
00:19:43,444 --> 00:19:44,743
We were hoping
it might cheer you up.
386
00:19:44,745 --> 00:19:45,661
And even though
387
00:19:45,663 --> 00:19:46,945
it meant we had to
miss the movies,
388
00:19:46,947 --> 00:19:48,196
we could still be
part of the fun.
389
00:19:48,198 --> 00:19:49,197
Well, you didn't
miss anything.
390
00:19:49,199 --> 00:19:50,315
We just started over.
391
00:19:50,317 --> 00:19:52,501
Son of a bitch.
392
00:20:11,655 --> 00:20:13,172
You're back.
393
00:20:13,173 --> 00:20:15,340
Yeah, apparently, um,
394
00:20:15,342 --> 00:20:18,143
I'm here whenever...
when-whenever you need me.
395
00:20:18,145 --> 00:20:19,978
That's nice.
396
00:20:19,980 --> 00:20:22,898
May-Maybe for you.
397
00:20:25,151 --> 00:20:27,703
Why do I need you now?
398
00:20:27,705 --> 00:20:30,155
Well, as near as I could tell,
399
00:20:30,157 --> 00:20:33,542
you-you fell asleep
watching Star Wars,
400
00:20:33,544 --> 00:20:37,245
and now you're-you're dreaming
you're watching Star Wars.
401
00:20:37,247 --> 00:20:39,014
So?
402
00:20:39,016 --> 00:20:42,033
I mean, don't-don't you see
a problem there?
403
00:20:42,035 --> 00:20:43,368
I mean, how-how
404
00:20:43,370 --> 00:20:46,705
you're spending
your limited time on Earth?
405
00:20:48,452 --> 00:20:50,618
Not at all.
406
00:20:50,620 --> 00:20:53,055
Okay, good luck to you.
407
00:20:53,057 --> 00:20:58,057
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