1 00:00:03,337 --> 00:00:06,580 Gentlemen, Star Wars Day is rapidly approaching. 2 00:00:06,740 --> 00:00:08,413 We should finalize our plans. 3 00:00:08,575 --> 00:00:10,577 What? That's a real thing? 4 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:13,719 What is it, Star Wars Christmas? 5 00:00:13,881 --> 00:00:16,259 No. Don't be ridiculous. 6 00:00:16,416 --> 00:00:18,327 That's Wookie Life Day. 7 00:00:19,820 --> 00:00:20,821 So when is it? 8 00:00:20,988 --> 00:00:23,491 Well, lt's not May the fifth, 9 00:00:23,657 --> 00:00:26,103 and it's not May the third... 10 00:00:30,430 --> 00:00:32,933 It's May the fourth. 11 00:00:34,501 --> 00:00:35,844 Get it? 12 00:00:36,570 --> 00:00:39,574 May the "fourth" be with you'? 13 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:42,714 "May the force be with you." Get it? 14 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:45,288 Oh, nu, this face wasn't because I didn't get it. 15 00:00:46,947 --> 00:00:48,620 I (THEME SONG PLAYS) 16 00:01:12,205 --> 00:01:14,116 -Come in. 17 00:01:16,143 --> 00:01:17,952 Hey, you got a second? 18 00:01:18,111 --> 00:01:20,421 Yes. Actually, I'm glad you're here. 19 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:23,494 I'm working on the Star Wars Day schedule. 20 00:01:23,650 --> 00:01:27,257 Now, I have a window built in after Phantom Menace, 21 00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:29,332 for complaining, but... 22 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:34,167 ...I'm worried an hour won't be enough time. 23 00:01:37,130 --> 00:01:39,610 Sheldon, I've got some bad news. 24 00:01:40,334 --> 00:01:41,472 What is it? 25 00:01:42,469 --> 00:01:46,508 I just read online that Arthur Jeffries passed away. 26 00:01:48,842 --> 00:01:50,617 Professor Proton is dead? 27 00:01:51,812 --> 00:01:53,519 Sorry, buddy. 28 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:05,868 What are you doing? 29 00:02:06,927 --> 00:02:08,372 Comforting you? 30 00:02:09,329 --> 00:02:11,536 Your heart might be in the right place, 31 00:02:11,698 --> 00:02:13,974 but your head, chest and arms certainly aren't. 32 00:02:16,203 --> 00:02:18,149 Anyway, the funeral's on Sunday. 33 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:20,683 But, that's Star Wars Day. 34 00:02:20,841 --> 00:02:22,878 Yeah... 35 00:02:23,043 --> 00:02:25,319 Of all the things about this that are sad, 36 00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:27,390 that might not be number one. 37 00:02:29,716 --> 00:02:31,889 You OK? I know he meant a lot to you. 38 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:33,987 I'm fine. 39 00:02:35,689 --> 00:02:36,997 OK. 40 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:42,204 Yet he cried when they changed the Raisin Bran box. 41 00:02:44,197 --> 00:02:47,201 This is something interesting, boys and girls. 42 00:02:47,367 --> 00:02:51,179 After an owl eats, he spits up part of his meal, 43 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:54,751 that he cant digest, in the form of a pellet. 44 00:02:57,878 --> 00:03:00,051 Is.... isn't that a hoot? 45 00:03:04,084 --> 00:03:07,588 We'll be right back after I fire my writers. 46 00:03:08,422 --> 00:03:10,925 -Oh, shut up. 47 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:14,603 Watching your old friend? 48 00:03:14,761 --> 00:03:17,605 Yes. Look at him, Amy. 49 00:03:17,764 --> 00:03:19,266 It's such a shame. 50 00:03:19,433 --> 00:03:22,209 Struck down in the prime of my life. 51 00:03:24,738 --> 00:03:26,740 Do you want me to go to the funeral with you? 52 00:03:26,907 --> 00:03:30,252 -I'm not going to the funeral. -Why not? 53 00:03:30,410 --> 00:03:32,447 All those people blowing their noses. 54 00:03:33,780 --> 00:03:36,454 You can't tell the sick from the sad. 55 00:03:36,616 --> 00:03:40,462 I'll be at home celebrating Star Wars Day, as planned. 56 00:03:40,620 --> 00:03:42,964 Are you sure you don't want to go say good-bye? 57 00:03:43,123 --> 00:03:48,436 Amy, mourning the inevitable is a complete waste of time. 58 00:03:48,595 --> 00:03:50,973 And watching a bunch of goofy space movies 59 00:03:51,131 --> 00:03:53,475 you've seen hundreds of times isn't? 60 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:56,108 If we were in a physical relationship, 61 00:03:56,269 --> 00:03:57,646 you just lost sex tonight. 62 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:02,447 Hey, guys. 63 00:04:02,609 --> 00:04:04,885 Hey, Penny. Happy Star Wars Day. 64 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:08,554 OK. 65 00:04:09,549 --> 00:04:10,892 Can I make you breakfast? 66 00:04:11,051 --> 00:04:14,225 Admiral Ackbar's Snack Bar is open for business. 67 00:04:15,288 --> 00:04:17,393 No, thanks. Leonard and I are just going to the funeral. 68 00:04:17,557 --> 00:04:19,468 You sure? Not even coffee? 69 00:04:19,626 --> 00:04:21,333 We have R2-Decaf. 70 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:25,273 Maybe a nice Cafe Au Leia? 71 00:04:26,333 --> 00:04:28,074 And if you're not in the mood for coffee, 72 00:04:28,235 --> 00:04:30,306 I can always make you a Chai Tea-3PO. 73 00:04:31,138 --> 00:04:34,415 I get it-- like C-3PO. 74 00:04:34,574 --> 00:04:37,077 What happened to me? 75 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:41,320 -Hey, Sheldon, you want anything? -No, thank you. 76 00:04:41,481 --> 00:04:43,017 You're being so quiet. 77 00:04:43,183 --> 00:04:46,494 Are you upset or are you just rebooting? 78 00:04:46,653 --> 00:04:48,291 I'm fine. 79 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:51,197 Sweetie, are you sure you don't want to come with us to the funeral? 80 00:04:51,358 --> 00:04:54,498 I appreciate the offer, but Arthur is gone 81 00:04:54,661 --> 00:04:56,368 and there's nothing I can do about it. 82 00:04:56,530 --> 00:04:58,840 When Darth Vader struck down Obi-Wan, 83 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:01,980 did Luke cry like a baby and go to his funeral? 84 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:03,671 No, he blew up the Death Star. 85 00:05:03,837 --> 00:05:05,646 Why do I know this?! 86 00:05:06,773 --> 00:05:08,980 Arthur Jeffries was a scientist. 87 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:13,022 I'm sure he didn't care about silly superstitions like funerals. 88 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:14,386 You know, if he were here, 89 00:05:14,548 --> 00:05:16,892 I think he'd say, "Enjoy Star Wars Day." 90 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:20,463 He was 84. He'd say, "Where's my pudding?" 91 00:05:22,222 --> 00:05:24,395 Before you go, at least let me pack you some 92 00:05:24,558 --> 00:05:26,697 Attack of the Scones for the road. 93 00:05:27,694 --> 00:05:29,970 Oh, like Attack of the Clones. 94 00:05:30,130 --> 00:05:32,076 We are leaving right now! 95 00:05:35,202 --> 00:05:37,011 Arthur passing away was harder on Sheldon 96 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:38,478 than he's ready to admit. 97 00:05:38,638 --> 00:05:39,844 Really hoping this will cheer him up. 98 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:41,417 Me, too. 99 00:05:41,575 --> 00:05:43,054 Although, it might've been thoughtless of us 100 00:05:43,210 --> 00:05:44,746 to bake a Death Star cake. 101 00:05:46,046 --> 00:05:48,925 No, it combines two of 102 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:51,756 chocolate chips and the ability to destroy a planet 103 00:05:51,918 --> 00:05:53,488 at the push of a button. 104 00:05:54,821 --> 00:05:56,926 Well, anyway, it'll be a nice surprise for the boys. 105 00:05:57,090 --> 00:05:59,092 And Howie doesn't think I take his interests seriously, 106 00:05:59,259 --> 00:06:01,603 so hopefully this will keep him fooled for a while. 107 00:06:02,762 --> 00:06:05,606 OK, let's get the fondant and start decorating. 108 00:06:05,765 --> 00:06:07,108 This is pretty cool. 109 00:06:07,267 --> 00:06:09,577 You don't see too many spherical cakes. 110 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:16,216 I wonder why that ls. 111 00:06:21,615 --> 00:06:23,595 I have a confession to make. 112 00:06:23,750 --> 00:06:25,593 I've never been to a funeral before. 113 00:06:25,752 --> 00:06:26,753 Really? 114 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:29,628 I just never knew anyone that died. 115 00:06:29,789 --> 00:06:31,234 I had a pet pig when I was a kid. 116 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:33,530 I mean, when he died, we didn't have a funeral, 117 00:06:33,693 --> 00:06:35,400 we had a barbecue. 118 00:06:39,099 --> 00:06:40,976 Yeah, we won't be eating Arthur tonight. 119 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:47,643 I didn't know him very well, but I still really liked him. 120 00:06:47,807 --> 00:06:50,879 It's weird that he's... just gone. 121 00:06:51,044 --> 00:06:52,489 I know. 122 00:06:53,613 --> 00:06:54,921 I feel like I want to cry. 123 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:56,924 Oh, that's... that's fins. 124 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:58,426 Go ahead. 125 00:07:03,623 --> 00:07:05,068 I can't do it with you staring at me. 126 00:07:05,225 --> 00:07:06,568 Sorry. 127 00:07:11,665 --> 00:07:12,973 No, I'm dry. 128 00:07:13,133 --> 00:07:14,976 You're a big crybaby. You start, I'll join in. 129 00:07:16,236 --> 00:07:18,011 I am not a crybaby. 130 00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:19,275 Toy Story 3? 131 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:22,579 The toys were holding hands in a furnace! 132 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:30,284 Look, Arthur lived a full life. 133 00:07:31,518 --> 00:07:33,464 And he inspired a lot of people. 134 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:37,363 Sure, he was my childhood hero, but... 135 00:07:37,524 --> 00:07:40,130 ...the fact that I got to work with him, 136 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:42,967 side by side, before he... 137 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:45,769 ...died was... 138 00:07:46,766 --> 00:07:49,007 It was a gift. 139 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:51,046 It was a gift. 140 00:07:52,372 --> 00:07:56,013 Thank you for being the emotional one in this relationship. 141 00:07:57,677 --> 00:08:00,886 -I got your back. -Yeah. 142 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:04,295 OK, here we go. 143 00:08:04,451 --> 00:08:07,227 The Phantom Menace. 144 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,231 Let's get this over with. 145 00:08:09,389 --> 00:08:11,300 Since we all agree Episode I isn't our favourite, 146 00:08:11,458 --> 00:08:12,732 maybe we just skip it this time. 147 00:08:12,892 --> 00:08:14,894 Yeah, Howard, I think you of all people 148 00:08:15,061 --> 00:08:16,802 should avoid espousing the principle 149 00:08:16,963 --> 00:08:18,465 that if something is not our favourite, 150 00:08:18,631 --> 00:08:19,837 we should just get rid of it. 151 00:08:23,570 --> 00:08:25,743 You know, I heard this way of watching the movies 152 00:08:25,905 --> 00:08:29,045 called the Machete Order, where you watch Episodes IV and V, 153 00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:30,882 then skip Episode I, 154 00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:33,183 watch II and III as a flashback, 155 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:34,757 and then finish with VI. 156 00:08:34,914 --> 00:08:36,916 OK, so you'd lose most of Jar Jar, 157 00:08:37,083 --> 00:08:39,757 all the trade route talk, and the boring senate hearings, 158 00:08:39,919 --> 00:08:42,422 which are like watching C-SPAN with monsters. 159 00:08:43,923 --> 00:08:47,268 Get rid of the trade route part? Then how would Palpatine 160 00:08:47,427 --> 00:08:50,271 get Chancellor Valorum kicked out of office? 161 00:08:50,430 --> 00:08:52,205 How would he get himself elected? How? 162 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,106 Can we get through one holiday 163 00:08:54,267 --> 00:08:57,180 without you saying something ridiculous? 164 00:08:57,270 --> 00:08:58,681 It was just a suggestion. 165 00:08:58,838 --> 00:09:00,909 Well, you know what else was just a suggestion? 166 00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:03,850 "Why don't we change the Raisin Bran box?" 167 00:09:03,943 --> 00:09:05,547 And you know who got hurt by that? 168 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:07,589 Every single person who eats breakfast! 169 00:09:12,752 --> 00:09:16,393 I think he's taking this Professor Proton thing pretty hard. 170 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:18,797 Should we try to console him? 171 00:09:18,958 --> 00:09:24,135 Or... should we respect his privacy in this moment of grief? 172 00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:27,107 By staying here and watching the movie. 173 00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:29,474 That's what good friends would do! 174 00:09:35,942 --> 00:09:37,114 Well, at least without Sheldon here, 175 00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:39,621 we got to start with Episode IV. 176 00:09:39,779 --> 00:09:40,814 True. 177 00:09:44,050 --> 00:09:46,326 -l do feel guilty about him. -Me, too. 178 00:09:46,486 --> 00:09:48,466 -Maybe we should see how he's doing. -Yeah. 179 00:09:48,621 --> 00:09:51,966 -But after the cantina scene. -Obviously. 180 00:09:58,131 --> 00:10:01,908 Look at Arthur, cracking up at a joke I told him. 181 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:07,682 I'll never hear that laugh again. 182 00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:10,117 You never heard it that time. 183 00:10:15,014 --> 00:10:16,652 Arthur! 184 00:10:16,816 --> 00:10:18,261 I thought you were dead. 185 00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:19,522 I am. 186 00:10:19,686 --> 00:10:22,098 Oh, it's fantastic. 187 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:26,703 I mean, this is the longest that I've gone 188 00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:30,137 without running into a men's room 189 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:32,276 in... in years. 190 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,841 Why are you here? 191 00:10:36,002 --> 00:10:38,209 I don't know. I was... 192 00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:42,319 I was hoping I was going to haunt my ex-wife. 193 00:10:44,277 --> 00:10:46,188 I know why. 194 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:51,887 You've come to me because... you're my Obi-Wan. 195 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:54,898 I'm... I'm not... I'm not familiar with that. 196 00:10:55,054 --> 00:10:58,035 Is... Is that an... 197 00:10:58,191 --> 00:11:00,569 ...an Internet? 198 00:11:03,229 --> 00:11:07,006 Wow. You're dead, so I'm going to let that slide. 199 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:11,812 Obi-Wan Kenobi is a character from Star Wars. 200 00:11:11,971 --> 00:11:15,077 After his physical demise, he comes to Luke Skywalker 201 00:11:15,241 --> 00:11:17,847 as his mentor in spirit form. 202 00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:21,556 Well, that... that clears that up. 203 00:11:24,050 --> 00:11:26,360 You must be here to give me advice. 204 00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:34,770 Well, this... this is weird. 205 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:38,266 Most-most of my robes open in... 206 00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:40,172 ...in the back. 207 00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:44,912 Those are your Jedi robes. 208 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,042 Wait. What...? 209 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,416 What... what is this? 210 00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:54,048 Be careful with that! 211 00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:56,393 Whoa! (CHUCKLES) 212 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:09,133 Neato. 213 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:17,909 I'm... I'm gonna need a Band-Aid. 214 00:12:22,141 --> 00:12:25,452 $0... what did you think of your first funeral? 215 00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:28,218 Well, I don't want to be a jerk, but it was kind of a bummer. 216 00:12:30,049 --> 00:12:33,462 Yeah, well, when I die, you can rent a bounce house. 217 00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:36,490 You think about dying? 218 00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:39,660 Well, I think more about if I'd have any regrets. 219 00:12:39,826 --> 00:12:40,998 What would you regret? 220 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:44,164 You know, that I didn't travel more, 221 00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:46,833 take more risks, learn another language. 222 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,480 You know Klingon. 223 00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:53,245 -That's true. -No, I meant that as a regret. 224 00:12:58,344 --> 00:12:59,482 I just thought of one more. 225 00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:01,091 What's that? 226 00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:04,820 I regret not saying "yes" when you asked me to marry you. 227 00:13:05,852 --> 00:13:07,923 Well, it just wasn't the right time. 228 00:13:08,087 --> 00:13:09,930 Yeah. 229 00:13:10,089 --> 00:13:11,864 And this is also not the right time. 230 00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:13,663 Do not propose. 231 00:13:13,826 --> 00:13:15,863 -What? -I know that face. 232 00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:17,667 That's your propose face. 233 00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:20,811 I was not gonna propose. it's already two to one. 234 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:21,968 What's two to one? 235 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,478 I proposed twice, you proposed once. Two to one. 236 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,206 Oh, my... It's not a contest. 237 00:13:25,371 --> 00:13:26,714 I don't know what you're upset about. 238 00:13:26,873 --> 00:13:29,012 -I'm the one who's losing. -OK. 239 00:13:29,175 --> 00:13:31,018 Fine. Would you feel better it I propose 240 00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:32,554 so you could tum me down again? 241 00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:33,986 Yeah, I think I would. 242 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,058 OK. Leonard, will you marry me? 243 00:13:36,883 --> 00:13:37,827 Hm... 244 00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:40,221 No, don't you dare. 245 00:13:40,386 --> 00:13:42,388 You reject me right now and tie things up. 246 00:13:44,891 --> 00:13:46,666 It's just such a big decision. 247 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,533 I don't want to have any regrets. 248 00:13:53,199 --> 00:13:54,974 Did you ever watch Professor Proton when you were a kid? 249 00:13:55,134 --> 00:13:57,478 No. My dad controlled the TV, 250 00:13:57,637 --> 00:13:59,344 So unless someone was a Texas Ranger, 251 00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:03,078 Jake or the Fatman, we didn't see it. 252 00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:05,483 I never watched him, either, but he seems to be the reason 253 00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:07,352 that Sheldon got interested in science. 254 00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,254 Not me. I got into science 255 00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:10,985 'cause I was always the smallest kid in school, 256 00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:12,993 so I thought if I became a scientist, 257 00:14:13,152 --> 00:14:15,894 I could invent a formula that made me taller. 258 00:14:16,055 --> 00:14:17,591 That's cute. 259 00:14:17,757 --> 00:14:19,930 Yeah, I thought it was working for a while, 260 00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:21,231 but then I found out my brother was just 261 00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:23,374 lowering the pencil marks on the door frame. 262 00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:26,907 How about you? 263 00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:30,445 Oh, I guess it must have been back when I was in the Girl Sprouts. 264 00:14:32,171 --> 00:14:33,548 Girl Sprouts? 265 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:36,778 My mom made it up as an alternative to the Girl Scouts. 266 00:14:36,943 --> 00:14:41,449 She didn't want me selling cookies on some street corner "like a whore." 267 00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:47,224 How did that get you into science? 268 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,958 Oh, I went to the library and took out a book on biology 269 00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:52,103 to see what whores did. 270 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,933 On the one hand, if I say yes... 271 00:14:59,098 --> 00:15:00,941 This isn't funny anymore. 272 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:02,602 Just say no so we're done with this. 273 00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:04,077 Will you marry me or not? 274 00:15:04,203 --> 00:15:08,151 Ooh, interesting. Did you just propose to me again? 275 00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:09,878 No. 276 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:12,284 Really? Because I just heard, "Will you marry me?" 277 00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:15,449 That's two proposals, one day. 278 00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:17,720 Sounds like someone wants to spend the rest of her life 279 00:15:17,884 --> 00:15:20,660 telling people how to spell the name Hofstadter. 280 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,895 You know what? Fine. Do whatever you want. 281 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:26,592 Hey. 282 00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:29,229 Penny, don't get upset. 283 00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:31,069 Here. 284 00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:35,010 I love you, but, no, I will not marry you. 285 00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:36,647 Thank you. 286 00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:40,615 Now, about that second proposal. On the one hand... 287 00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:54,960 Where... where... where are we? 288 00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:58,134 This is the swampland of Dagobah. 289 00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:02,296 It's where Luke was trained in the ways of the Jedi. 290 00:16:02,361 --> 00:16:06,639 Too bad. I thought it was Florida. 291 00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:16,180 When Obi-Wan came to Luke on this very spot, 292 00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:19,050 he gave him all sorts of helpful advice. 293 00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:21,021 So, um... 294 00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:24,388 ...what do you got for me? 295 00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:26,830 Um... 296 00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:30,391 Always... 297 00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:33,129 ...get... get a prenup. 298 00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:38,668 That's it? 299 00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:41,905 I thought there'd be more of a reason why you're here. 300 00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:45,538 Well, why do you think I'm here? 301 00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:49,141 I suppose it has something to do with your recent passing. 302 00:16:49,308 --> 00:16:53,051 Is this the... the first time you've lost, you know, 303 00:16:53,212 --> 00:16:54,589 someone close to you? 304 00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:57,091 Oh, no. No. 305 00:16:57,250 --> 00:17:01,357 I've already had to say good-bye to 11 Dr. Whos. 306 00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:08,365 Yeah, I've... I've outlived a few of my doctors, too. 307 00:17:09,161 --> 00:17:12,438 Of course, my grandfather died when I was five. 308 00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:15,078 My father died when I was 14. 309 00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:18,113 I'm... I'm sorry about that. 310 00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:20,114 And now you're gone, too. 311 00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:24,712 It's like all the men I've looked up to have gone away. 312 00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:30,120 Well, you know, it's... it's OK to... 313 00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:31,785 ...to be sad about them. 314 00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:36,730 Just... just make sure, you know, you appreciate... 315 00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:39,292 ...those who... who are still there for you. 316 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,099 But I do appreciate them. 317 00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:45,965 Well, then... 318 00:17:46,132 --> 00:17:50,080 ...what am I doing in a swamp... 319 00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:56,719 ...dressed like Friar Tuck? 320 00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:04,962 Appreciate them, Sheldon. 321 00:18:08,554 --> 00:18:09,760 Hey, buddy. 322 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:11,833 Heard you're having a rough day. You all right? 323 00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:13,470 I'm OK. 324 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,574 How was the funeral? 325 00:18:18,497 --> 00:18:20,841 It was nice, you know. 326 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,173 A lot of people showed up, 327 00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:26,180 told some great stories about him. 328 00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:29,809 Did you know that Arthur's son is a high school sci--? 329 00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:47,437 Hey, the guys are about to start Jedi. 330 00:18:47,593 --> 00:18:50,039 -You want to go watch? -I do. 331 00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:55,277 After I make them go back and watch one through five first. 332 00:18:57,870 --> 00:19:01,477 -Sheldon, that'll take us all night. -That's true. 333 00:19:02,508 --> 00:19:05,955 It's a good thing I had a nap. 334 00:19:11,117 --> 00:19:13,119 Boy, some of the physical comedy with Jar Jar 335 00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:15,459 is a little tough to watch. 336 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:20,497 At least they toned him down in the second one. 337 00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:22,833 Yeah, he is pretty stupid. 338 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:28,244 Hey, we can say it. You can't. 339 00:19:30,469 --> 00:19:33,075 -Hey, guys. -Happy Star Wars Day! 340 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,543 A Death Star cake! 341 00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,245 Yeah, we were hoping it might cheer you up. 342 00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:40,254 And even though it meant we had to miss the movies, 343 00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:41,756 we could still be part of the fun. 344 00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:43,894 Well, you didn't miss anything. We just started over. 345 00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:45,757 Son of a bitch. 346 00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:53,603 I (ORCHESTRAL SCORE) 347 00:20:02,234 --> 00:20:03,577 You're back. 348 00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:05,716 Yeah, apparently... 349 00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:08,442 ...I'm here whenever... whenever you need me. 350 00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:10,382 That's nice. 351 00:20:11,610 --> 00:20:13,351 Maybe for you. 352 00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:18,126 Why do I need you now? 353 00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:20,628 Well, as near as I could tell, 354 00:20:20,786 --> 00:20:23,892 you fell asleep watching Star Wars, 355 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:27,629 and now you're dreaming you're watching Star Wars. 356 00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:29,397 So? 357 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,436 I mean, don't you see a problem there? 358 00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:37,206 I mean, how you're spending your limited time on earth? 359 00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:40,416 Not at all. 360 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,051 OK, good luck to you.