1 00:00:01,460 --> 00:00:04,129 / Previously on Desperate Housewives 2 00:00:04,171 --> 00:00:06,089 Orson's secret came out 3 00:00:06,089 --> 00:00:08,967 So you don't know that your husband tried to kill mike 4 00:00:08,967 --> 00:00:11,678 And Bree couldn't forgive him 5 00:00:13,889 --> 00:00:15,390 Lynette's stepdaughter Keila never adjusted in being part of the family 6 00:00:16,099 --> 00:00:18,977 I'm never gonna love her 7 00:00:18,977 --> 00:00:21,980 And you can't make me 8 00:00:21,980 --> 00:00:25,400 And Dylan reconnected with her real father 9 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:27,861 I like that relationship with you 10 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:30,989 But you mum is still scaring me. I don't wanna upset her 11 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:33,242 I don't have to tell her 12 00:00:39,831 --> 00:00:42,417 / It happens in every marriage. 13 00:00:43,418 --> 00:00:46,713 / Couples accumulate / lovely things- 14 00:00:46,839 --> 00:00:51,426 / Things that make a house / a home. 15 00:00:51,426 --> 00:00:56,014 / But when the home is broken, / these things must be divided. 16 00:00:56,849 --> 00:00:58,767 / The most dignified way / to do this 17 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:00,269 / Is for each spouse 18 00:01:00,269 --> 00:01:04,064 / To keep what is / most important to them. 19 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:07,985 / And Bree and Orson hodge / were nothing... 20 00:01:07,985 --> 00:01:10,279 / If not dignified 21 00:01:10,362 --> 00:01:12,865 I assume you'll want the pewter cat. 22 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:15,659 That was my gift to you. 23 00:01:15,659 --> 00:01:16,785 You adored it, as I recall. 24 00:01:16,869 --> 00:01:19,162 That's why I'm giving you the choice. 25 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:25,502 And what about that hummel from your aunt? 26 00:01:25,502 --> 00:01:26,295 It's ugly as sin, 27 00:01:26,295 --> 00:01:28,505 But she insists that it's valuable. 28 00:01:28,505 --> 00:01:31,091 You keep it. keep everything. 29 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:33,594 There's only one thing in this house that I want. 30 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:36,013 I know, but I'm the one thing you can't have. 31 00:01:36,013 --> 00:01:38,223 Please, you have to forgive me. 32 00:01:38,223 --> 00:01:40,225 Orson, every wife understands 33 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:42,603 That her husband will make a few mistakes- 34 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:45,898 A forgotten anniversary, the occasional harsh word, 35 00:01:45,898 --> 00:01:47,524 But we all have to draw the line somewhere, 36 00:01:47,566 --> 00:01:49,067 And I'm drawing mine at the attempted murder 37 00:01:49,067 --> 00:01:51,153 Of my best friend's husband. 38 00:01:51,153 --> 00:01:53,363 Bree, if I could open up my heart 39 00:01:53,363 --> 00:01:56,742 And show you how sorry I am, I would, but I can't. 40 00:01:56,742 --> 00:01:58,744 There must be something else I could do. 41 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:05,959 There is one thing. 42 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:08,045 Name it. 43 00:02:08,045 --> 00:02:10,047 Turn yourself in to the police. 44 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:13,634 But the statute of limitations hasn't run out. 45 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:14,885 They would arrest me. 46 00:02:14,885 --> 00:02:17,971 And you'd probably go to prison. yes, I could go away for years. 47 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:20,807 Exactly, and if you could muster that kind of moral courage, 48 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:22,976 I think I could forgive you. 49 00:02:24,394 --> 00:02:26,980 Oh, come on. 50 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:29,691 I promise i'll wait for you. 51 00:02:31,401 --> 00:02:33,570 Bree... 52 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:36,198 I can't go to prison. 53 00:02:38,951 --> 00:02:41,328 Very well. 54 00:02:44,915 --> 00:02:47,417 So do you want the cat or not? 55 00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:50,546 / In any separation, / it's only fair 56 00:02:50,629 --> 00:02:54,842 / That each spouse get to keep / what is most important to them. 57 00:02:57,427 --> 00:03:02,516 / That's how Bree hodge / got to keep her pewter cat... 58 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:06,937 / And Orson hodge got / to hold on to... 59 00:03:07,563 --> 00:03:09,189 / His freedom. 60 00:03:20,576 --> 00:03:24,788 / The suburbs are flush / with a certain kind of fool. 61 00:03:24,788 --> 00:03:26,582 / You know the type- 62 00:03:26,582 --> 00:03:30,085 / The man who opens his door / to total strangers... 63 00:03:31,003 --> 00:03:34,715 / The woman who never / uses her latch. 64 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:37,509 / It never occurs to them 65 00:03:37,634 --> 00:03:40,512 / That letting someone / into their home... 66 00:03:40,512 --> 00:03:44,725 / Means letting them / into their lives. 67 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:47,603 Hi. I'm Ellie. I understand you got a room to rent. 68 00:03:47,603 --> 00:03:49,521 Yeah, come on in. 69 00:03:49,521 --> 00:03:51,231 So because of my husband's disability, 70 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,901 Our financial situation has changed, 71 00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:55,110 And we have this big house. 72 00:03:55,152 --> 00:03:57,279 Well, it's an amazing place, and I love the room. 73 00:03:57,279 --> 00:03:59,156 I can't believe it's still available. 74 00:03:59,156 --> 00:04:04,870 Well, you know... Anyhow, uh, you have a great credit score. 75 00:04:04,953 --> 00:04:07,039 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what was that? 76 00:04:07,164 --> 00:04:08,540 What was what? 77 00:04:08,540 --> 00:04:11,251 Ellie, did she just give me a dirty look? 78 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:12,961 Uh... 79 00:04:13,462 --> 00:04:16,256 Yeah, I thought so. 80 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:18,175 I'm sorry, Ellie. 81 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:21,053 There's been some tension between my husband and me. 82 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:23,180 See, the truth is, we could've had the room rented by now 83 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:25,516 / If my husband / wasn't so paranoid. 84 00:04:25,516 --> 00:04:29,811 Why, because I wouldn't let the swedish bodybuilder move in? You're as blind as a fruit bat. 85 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:31,313 How would you know if he's a bodybuilder? 86 00:04:31,313 --> 00:04:35,317 I brushed up against him. I felt his bicep. It was huge. 87 00:04:35,317 --> 00:04:36,985 That wasn't his bicep. 88 00:04:36,985 --> 00:04:39,988 Why do you think he rushed out of here? 89 00:04:40,197 --> 00:04:43,700 Okay, I normally dig this sort of interpersonal stuff, 90 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:47,913 But I have a class in 20, so back to me? 91 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:48,956 You're right, Ellie. 92 00:04:49,039 --> 00:04:51,250 My husband was totally inappropriate. 93 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:54,837 So a class? Are you a teacher? actually, I'm an art student. 94 00:04:54,837 --> 00:04:57,840 My life was working pretty well, and so I decided to junk it 95 00:04:57,840 --> 00:05:02,261 And learn how to paint fruit. it's, uh, stupid, right? 96 00:05:02,261 --> 00:05:04,721 No, it's gutsy. 97 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:07,349 Well, we like you, Ellie, 98 00:05:07,349 --> 00:05:09,434 And if you have first and last months' rent, 99 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:11,061 We'd like you even more. fantastic. 100 00:05:11,103 --> 00:05:14,982 I just hit the bank, so do you mind cash? 101 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:19,278 / Oh, no, I love cash. / cash and I go way back. 102 00:05:20,779 --> 00:05:21,989 So are you okay with this, 103 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:24,199 Or do you need to grope her, too? 104 00:05:24,283 --> 00:05:26,994 So that really wasn't the guy's arm? 105 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:28,996 It had an elbow. 106 00:05:31,790 --> 00:05:34,668 / Is this the clean pile? 107 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:36,003 'Cause I'm not seeing it! 108 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:37,880 You know what? do 'em all again. 109 00:05:37,921 --> 00:05:40,632 This time, use a little elbow grease. 110 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:44,011 How are they doing? 111 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:46,346 They are not suffering enough for my taste. 112 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:49,516 Are you sure that washing dishes is the right punishment? 113 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:51,018 Well, gee, I'm kind of at a loss here, tom. 114 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:53,729 Dr. Spock didn't have a chapter on how to punish your kids 115 00:05:53,729 --> 00:05:58,317 For burning down a building. I just don't feel like we're handling this right. 116 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:01,445 Maybe we should take 'em to therapy. 117 00:06:02,154 --> 00:06:04,281 Tom, they're not serial killers. 118 00:06:04,281 --> 00:06:05,657 They're two little boys 119 00:06:05,657 --> 00:06:07,576 Who were afraid their parents were breaking up. 120 00:06:07,576 --> 00:06:08,285 But still- 121 00:06:08,285 --> 00:06:11,079 No. We can handle this in-house. 122 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:13,957 We can make sure they never do anything like this again. 123 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:17,878 Fine. we'll try it your way. 124 00:06:18,170 --> 00:06:19,671 But this next month 125 00:06:19,671 --> 00:06:22,174 Is gonna be like boot camp for these guys. 126 00:06:22,174 --> 00:06:24,468 They are going to be cleaning out the gutters, 127 00:06:24,468 --> 00:06:26,970 Taking out the trash, mowing the lawns. 128 00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:28,180 Wait a second. th ose are your chores. 129 00:06:28,222 --> 00:06:30,224 No time to talk. dinner shift's starting. 130 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:35,896 Okay, this is the place. 131 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:38,315 Oh, here, let me throw that away for you. 132 00:06:38,315 --> 00:06:40,025 No, I'm not finished with it. 133 00:06:41,193 --> 00:06:42,027 It's a lamaze class. 134 00:06:42,027 --> 00:06:44,112 I guarantee you I will not be the only woman in there 135 00:06:44,112 --> 00:06:45,697 Holding a chimichanga. 136 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:49,910 Wow. It's all couples. 137 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:52,496 I wish mike didn't have that rehab thing tonight. 138 00:06:52,496 --> 00:06:54,915 Do you want me to stay? I can skip the movie. 139 00:06:54,957 --> 00:06:57,751 Oh, no, that's okay. I'll be fine. 140 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:59,837 Okay. Have fun. 141 00:07:13,559 --> 00:07:15,853 Quit eyeing it. I ain't sharing. 142 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:20,232 Okay, don't talk. just listen. 143 00:07:20,274 --> 00:07:21,775 Remember last year when I brought up 144 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:22,985 Dad's new girlfriend, and you said you never wanted 145 00:07:22,985 --> 00:07:26,280 To hear another word about one of his skanks again? Yeah. 146 00:07:26,697 --> 00:07:28,699 Okay, well, I just spotted them in the hallway, 147 00:07:28,699 --> 00:07:30,200 And there's something you should know. 148 00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:36,790 Oh... My god. 149 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:40,002 Okay, you're all caught up. He got his skank pregnant, and you didn't tell me? 150 00:07:40,002 --> 00:07:42,379 I tried, remember? I said, "dad and marisa are about to-" 151 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:43,589 And then you stopped me, and then you said, 152 00:07:43,589 --> 00:07:45,799 "talk to the hand, " and I said, "no one says that anymore" - okay, I get it. 153 00:07:45,841 --> 00:07:48,719 One more thing. they're married. See ya. 154 00:07:49,219 --> 00:07:53,348 Susie q.! What a small world! 155 00:07:53,348 --> 00:07:56,226 Look how fat you are. 156 00:07:56,226 --> 00:07:57,853 Hello, Karl. 157 00:07:57,853 --> 00:08:01,523 Marisa, this is Susan, my ex-wife. 158 00:08:01,523 --> 00:08:05,944 Hello. It's so nice to finally meet... You. 159 00:08:05,944 --> 00:08:08,947 Honey, I-I'm gonna go sign us in and get us a couple mats. 160 00:08:08,947 --> 00:08:10,449 Okay. 161 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:13,577 Can you believe this? 162 00:08:13,577 --> 00:08:16,580 What are the chances we'd end up having more kids, huh? 163 00:08:16,580 --> 00:08:19,458 / Especially you. / What does that mean? 164 00:08:19,458 --> 00:08:21,960 I'm just saying, most eggs your age don't take. 165 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:23,378 / Power to you. 166 00:08:23,378 --> 00:08:25,380 Okay, clearly, this is not going to work. 167 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:27,382 So why don't you take your child bride 168 00:08:27,382 --> 00:08:28,467 And find another class? 169 00:08:28,467 --> 00:08:32,387 I know. She's young. Makes you wanna have work done, huh? 170 00:08:32,387 --> 00:08:36,558 / Or should I say, more work / Done? The only work i've had done 171 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:40,103 Was getting 185 pounds of ugly fat sucked out of my house. 172 00:08:40,103 --> 00:08:41,605 You're jealous. I get it. 173 00:08:41,605 --> 00:08:45,734 She's gorgeous, funny, a law professor. 174 00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:49,112 Oh, no, no, no, th-those are not the legs of a law professor. 175 00:08:49,112 --> 00:08:50,405 Not that she needs to work. 176 00:08:50,405 --> 00:08:52,533 I just made partner at my firm. Thanks. 177 00:08:52,533 --> 00:08:55,410 I keep telling her, "slow down. 178 00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:56,537 "if you need something to do, 179 00:08:56,537 --> 00:08:59,623 Why not oversee the remodel of our new ski chalet?" 180 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:03,544 Well, I better get back to marisa. 181 00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:06,463 And by the way, you're dripping. 182 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:15,973 Bye, mom. I'm leaving. 183 00:09:15,973 --> 00:09:17,641 Be home by 10:00. 184 00:09:17,641 --> 00:09:19,268 10:00? but it's almost 8:00 now. 185 00:09:19,268 --> 00:09:21,562 Yes, and it's also a school night. 186 00:09:23,146 --> 00:09:25,482 Fine. introduce me to this boy, 187 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:27,776 And we'll talk about making your curfew later. 188 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:30,195 Yeah, maybe some other night. 189 00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:32,698 Sweetie, I'm gonna have to meet him eventually. 190 00:09:32,698 --> 00:09:35,993 It's just... I don't even know if I like him yet. 191 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:38,704 When I do, you can meet him. 192 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:41,290 i'll be home by 10:00. 193 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:47,212 Hey, dad. 194 00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:48,213 Hey, princess. 195 00:09:48,213 --> 00:09:49,715 Let's go. I'm starving. 196 00:09:53,844 --> 00:09:56,430 Honey, I can't find my nail file. Have you seen it? 197 00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:58,932 Is that some kind of joke? 198 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:02,728 Oh, right. I keep forgetting you're useless. 199 00:10:02,853 --> 00:10:05,230 I'm gonna see if Ellie has one. 200 00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:10,736 Hey, Ellie, you got a sec? 201 00:10:10,736 --> 00:10:12,154 Be right there. 202 00:10:13,864 --> 00:10:15,365 Hey, what's up? 203 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:17,743 Hey, um... oh, I'm sorry. 204 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:21,079 I didn't know you were... Entertaining. 205 00:10:21,997 --> 00:10:24,291 Hi. I'm gaby solis. 206 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:25,876 Hey. 207 00:10:25,876 --> 00:10:28,587 Um, so what do you need? 208 00:10:28,587 --> 00:10:29,796 Oh, you know what? it can wait. 209 00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:31,089 i'll see you in the morning. 210 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:39,890 Okay, that was weird. 211 00:10:39,890 --> 00:10:41,391 What? 212 00:10:41,892 --> 00:10:45,270 Earlier tonight, I saw a guy coming out of Ellie's room, 213 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:46,438 So I assumed it was her boyfriend, 214 00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:49,441 But just now I caught her in there with another guy. 215 00:10:49,441 --> 00:10:53,445 Okay. So we have two tramps living in our house. 216 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,739 That was for the "useless" comment, wasn't it? 217 00:10:56,615 --> 00:10:59,618 Mm-hmm. and it felt good. 218 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:04,832 Oh, it sounds like he's leaving. 219 00:11:04,915 --> 00:11:06,834 I hope it's not 'cause of me. 220 00:11:06,917 --> 00:11:07,835 Mm. 221 00:11:07,918 --> 00:11:10,337 Maybe I should go apologize. 222 00:11:24,977 --> 00:11:27,479 Okay, there may be two tramps in this house, 223 00:11:27,563 --> 00:11:29,982 But only one of 'em is getting paid. 224 00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:34,987 Hey, lynette. 225 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,531 Ida's cat got out again. you haven't seen him, have ya? 226 00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:39,324 No, sorry. I hope you find him. 227 00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:42,202 Well, if he's anything like ida, he'll wander into my house drunk 228 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,329 The next time "guiding light" is on. 229 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,834 Wait. Hold on. I have to fix this. 230 00:11:52,004 --> 00:11:54,631 This is so unfair. 231 00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:56,800 Yeah, I know. I hate her. 232 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:59,094 / How come she's not / in trouble? 233 00:11:59,094 --> 00:12:00,721 / Because we started the fire, / you idiot, 234 00:12:00,762 --> 00:12:02,848 / So now we have / to be punished. 235 00:12:02,848 --> 00:12:07,436 I know, but it was her idea! Boys? 236 00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:11,273 Who are you talking about? 237 00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:17,946 Kayla? 238 00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:20,240 Can I speak to you for a second? 239 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,867 I guess. 240 00:12:22,451 --> 00:12:23,744 I need to ask you something, 241 00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:26,955 And I want you to tell me the truth, okay? 242 00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:30,292 Did you have anything to do 243 00:12:30,292 --> 00:12:32,377 With the fire at rick's restaurant? 244 00:12:33,295 --> 00:12:35,088 Did someone say I did? 245 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:38,091 I'm looking for a "yes" or "no" answer here. 246 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,512 I didn't start the fire. 247 00:12:41,512 --> 00:12:46,183 No, the twins did, but they say it was your idea. 248 00:12:46,892 --> 00:12:47,893 It was a joke. 249 00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:49,978 / I didn't think / they'd actually do it. 250 00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:51,480 Kayla... 251 00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:54,858 Why would you even joke about something like that? 252 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:57,945 We heard you and daddy talking 253 00:12:57,945 --> 00:13:00,155 About how rick wanted to take you away. 254 00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:03,325 Porter was so mad. he wanted to blow rick up. 255 00:13:03,325 --> 00:13:05,619 Preston told him he could use dynamite. 256 00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:07,454 I told them that was stupid. 257 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:08,956 No one has dynamite in their house. 258 00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:13,752 But everyone has matches. 259 00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:16,839 Do you have any idea what you've done? 260 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,590 Someone could have been killed. 261 00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:19,591 But they weren't. 262 00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:21,677 But it doesn'tmatter! 263 00:13:21,677 --> 00:13:26,598 Intentionally setting a fire is a very serious crime. 264 00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:28,600 / Don't you get that? 265 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:29,977 I do. 266 00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:33,397 That's why I think it's good you're punishing the twins. 267 00:13:33,564 --> 00:13:35,566 They're really bad kids, 268 00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:38,402 And they need to learn. 269 00:13:50,414 --> 00:13:52,332 I told you we'd be overdressed. 270 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:53,542 There's nothing wrong with that. 271 00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:55,335 It shows our respect for lamaze, 272 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,838 And, you know, the whole birthing process. 273 00:14:00,716 --> 00:14:03,343 / Or it's that / your ex-husband's here. 274 00:14:03,427 --> 00:14:07,014 Karl? Is he here? oh, what a freakish- 275 00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:10,017 Don't even bother. why didn't you just tell me? 276 00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:11,768 'Cause I knew you'd make us switch to another class. 277 00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:12,644 Last time I was here, 278 00:14:12,644 --> 00:14:14,980 Karl kept throwing his perfect life in my face, 279 00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:16,148 And I just wanted to come back here 280 00:14:16,148 --> 00:14:20,152 And show him that we were doing well, too. Hence the sport coat. 281 00:14:20,152 --> 00:14:21,570 "hence." that's classy. 282 00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:24,156 Say a lot of "hence" when we see him. 283 00:14:24,156 --> 00:14:25,782 Susan, I'm not gonna lie about who I am. 284 00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:28,285 I'm not asking you to lie. I'm just saying spin. 285 00:14:28,285 --> 00:14:30,871 Why won't you spin? I don't know. 286 00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:34,249 Hey, plumber! somebody clog a toilet? 287 00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:37,711 I'm in. 288 00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:39,713 Hey, guys. 289 00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:41,298 Mike, you remember Karl? 290 00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:45,010 And this is Karl's wife marisa. Hello. 291 00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:47,095 So how's things going? 292 00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:48,388 You still spending most of your time 293 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,516 With your head under a sink? 294 00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:53,227 Actually, I hired a couple of guys, 295 00:14:53,227 --> 00:14:54,019 And they do all the work. 296 00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:56,313 I just sit back and cash the checks, 297 00:14:56,313 --> 00:14:57,689 Hence the sport coat. 298 00:14:57,689 --> 00:15:01,318 Yeah, you guys look fantastic. I feel like such a slob. 299 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:02,861 Kind of overdressed, aren't you? 300 00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:05,030 Well, after this, we have a big party to go to. 301 00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:08,158 Yeah, our social life is just crazy these days. 302 00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:12,538 Seems like every night we have some fancy party. Just bananas. 303 00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:14,331 / Why don't you ever / take me out? 304 00:15:14,331 --> 00:15:15,666 Hey, at least I didn't ditch you 305 00:15:15,666 --> 00:15:17,835 On the first day of lamaze class. 306 00:15:17,835 --> 00:15:21,046 I didn't ditch Susan. I was getting my 30-day chip. 307 00:15:22,548 --> 00:15:24,466 What, you're like an alkie? 308 00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:28,804 Drugs, actually. prescription drugs. 309 00:15:28,804 --> 00:15:30,097 But I went through rehab, 310 00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:31,682 And I'm clean now. 311 00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:34,893 Wow. Congratulations. 312 00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:38,397 Okay, people, time to get started. Take your seats. 313 00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:42,776 So your hubby's been in rehab? 314 00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:44,778 That's just bananas. 315 00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:50,909 Wow. 316 00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:51,952 I know. 317 00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:54,830 Turns out the whole thing was kayla's idea. 318 00:15:55,247 --> 00:15:56,123 Well, I guess porter and preston have 319 00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:58,917 A new dishwashing buddy, huh? 320 00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:00,627 Mm, no. 321 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:03,338 I think it goes a little further than that. 322 00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:04,131 I think we have 323 00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:07,718 A seriously troubled young girl. 324 00:16:07,718 --> 00:16:10,929 She needs... professional help. 325 00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:13,640 Like therapy? 326 00:16:13,724 --> 00:16:15,225 You brought it up before, and in this case, 327 00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:16,852 I really don't think we have a choice. 328 00:16:16,894 --> 00:16:19,688 Interesting. so the boys, who actually 329 00:16:19,688 --> 00:16:22,357 / Physically set the fire- / they don't need therapy, 330 00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:24,484 But kayla, who only talked about it-she does? 331 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,862 You didn't see her. she just sat there, 332 00:16:26,862 --> 00:16:30,657 Playing with her doll with this kind of eerie calm. 333 00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:34,369 Oh, she was calm. Yeah, better nip that in the bud. 334 00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:35,662 No, you're missing my point. 335 00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:36,872 No, I get your point. 336 00:16:36,872 --> 00:16:38,665 There are different rules for my kid 337 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,584 Than there are for yours. 338 00:16:42,127 --> 00:16:44,796 Well... Yeah. 339 00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:47,508 Think of what that poor girl has been through. 340 00:16:47,508 --> 00:16:49,510 And on top of that... 341 00:16:51,136 --> 00:16:53,305 Her mom was kind of a psycho. 342 00:16:54,515 --> 00:16:58,435 Okay, you are saying that kayla is a psycho now. 343 00:16:58,435 --> 00:17:02,898 I am just saying, apple... Tree. 344 00:17:03,315 --> 00:17:05,025 Maybe not so far. 345 00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:08,237 And I'm just saying, my daughter is fine. 346 00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:09,571 No therapy. 347 00:17:23,544 --> 00:17:25,254 Orson, what are you doing here? 348 00:17:25,254 --> 00:17:28,841 Bree, it's so good to see you. I have been doing some thinking. 349 00:17:28,841 --> 00:17:31,468 Yes, I can smell the thinking on your breath. 350 00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:33,345 Are you insane, driving in this condition? 351 00:17:33,387 --> 00:17:37,015 No, I didn't. I arrived sober, and I drank while I waited. 352 00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:38,600 I am a law-abiding man. 353 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,686 Except for the occasional hit-and-run. 354 00:17:40,811 --> 00:17:43,814 Ah, the incident. That's what I'm here to talk about. 355 00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:47,317 I am prepared to meet your condition 356 00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:48,902 And go to the police. 357 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:50,988 You are? 358 00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:53,115 Yes, I have it all figured out. 359 00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:56,910 The key is the sleepwalking. Susan saw it. 360 00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:58,912 We'll find a psychiatrist to testify 361 00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:01,248 That I was sleepwalking when I drove the car. 362 00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:03,250 It's brilliant! No, it's a pathetic fantasy 363 00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:06,044 Fueled by cowardice and amaretto sours. 364 00:18:06,044 --> 00:18:09,047 You committed a crime, Orson. Face it. 365 00:18:10,841 --> 00:18:14,553 Bree, I just want to come home. Please! 366 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:18,932 Hey! I'm glad you two are patching things up, 367 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:21,351 But take the makeup sex inside. 368 00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:22,561 Edie, would you do me a favor 369 00:18:22,561 --> 00:18:24,146 And take Orson back to his apartment? 370 00:18:24,188 --> 00:18:29,067 I have to let my sitter go home. Uh, all right. Hop in. 371 00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:32,279 Oh, no, please. Don't make me go back there. 372 00:18:32,571 --> 00:18:35,991 The other divorced men are trying to start a book club. 373 00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:37,993 Oh, for god sakes. 374 00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:40,704 You can sleep it off on my couch tonight. 375 00:18:40,704 --> 00:18:42,873 Now hitch up your skirt and get in. 376 00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:45,083 Yeah. Yeah. 377 00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:49,505 There have been men coming out of her room 378 00:18:49,630 --> 00:18:50,631 At all hours of the night, 379 00:18:50,631 --> 00:18:53,217 And I saw her counting a wad of cash. 380 00:18:53,509 --> 00:18:54,927 So long story short, 381 00:18:54,927 --> 00:18:57,346 I need your help to get that hooker out of my house. 382 00:18:59,014 --> 00:19:00,724 / What do you want us to do? 383 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:02,643 Well, i've got no solid evidence, 384 00:19:02,726 --> 00:19:04,019 And she's got a lease. 385 00:19:04,019 --> 00:19:07,731 So, bob, I was hoping you could "solicit" her services. 386 00:19:07,731 --> 00:19:09,024 That way i'll have proof. 387 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:12,236 You do know I'm gay, right? 388 00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:15,531 Exactly. You people are theatrical, and I need 389 00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:18,075 Someone I can count on to give a decent performance. 390 00:19:19,076 --> 00:19:21,161 I don't know. I'll do it. 391 00:19:24,081 --> 00:19:24,873 What? 392 00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:26,375 Well, no offense. 393 00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:29,586 I just think bob has a better shot at pulling it off. 394 00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:30,879 He's a little more... 395 00:19:31,380 --> 00:19:33,882 Butch. I know. 396 00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:34,550 You hear that, honey? 397 00:19:34,675 --> 00:19:37,469 Please, the only way you'd be convincing as a straight guy 398 00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:40,556 Is if you died and came back as a straight guy. 399 00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:44,810 / I'm sorry. Who went to their / senior prom with a girl? 400 00:19:44,810 --> 00:19:47,020 Yeah, suzy sellers, gay maker. 401 00:19:47,104 --> 00:19:49,189 If you're looking for butch, you should know 402 00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:51,525 That I played tony in "west side story" 403 00:19:51,525 --> 00:19:52,901 To rave reviews. 404 00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:54,611 He also made out with officer krupke 405 00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:55,821 During intermission. 406 00:19:58,323 --> 00:20:01,618 Well, I really don't care who does it. 407 00:20:01,618 --> 00:20:03,203 Just get it done. 408 00:20:03,704 --> 00:20:06,206 And... Don't wear that. 409 00:20:11,670 --> 00:20:13,964 Ugh. Never watch a c-section film 410 00:20:13,964 --> 00:20:15,966 If you had a calzone for lunch. 411 00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:20,762 Everything okay? 412 00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:24,933 Did you have to tell Karl about rehab? 413 00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:27,769 You said I didn't have to lie. Yeah, but that doesn't mean 414 00:20:27,853 --> 00:20:30,647 You have to go blurting all our deepest, darkest secrets. 415 00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:32,649 It's not dark. It's part of who I am. 416 00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:34,776 Plus one of the first things they teach you in the program is 417 00:20:34,902 --> 00:20:37,988 It's not healthy to keep secrets. Hence, the honesty. 418 00:20:37,988 --> 00:20:40,282 Oh, enough with the "hence." 419 00:20:41,575 --> 00:20:43,911 I'm just saying that some things are private, 420 00:20:43,911 --> 00:20:45,996 And I think that you can be honest 421 00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:48,081 Without being inappropriate. 422 00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:50,792 When I said it, his wife congratulated me. 423 00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:51,877 Did you notice that? 424 00:20:51,877 --> 00:20:53,879 And Karl made his happy monkey face. 425 00:20:53,879 --> 00:20:54,713 Did you notice that? 426 00:20:54,713 --> 00:20:56,381 You know what, Susan? 427 00:20:56,673 --> 00:20:59,384 This reminds me of the battle I have to fight 428 00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:01,637 Every day for the rest of my life. 429 00:21:01,845 --> 00:21:03,347 That's what's important to me. 430 00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:06,517 I don't give a rat's ass what your ex-husband thinks. 431 00:21:13,148 --> 00:21:14,816 This isn't dr. Kagen's office. 432 00:21:15,025 --> 00:21:17,027 Well, actually, this is a different kind of doctor. 433 00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:19,446 You know, the kind you can talk to? 434 00:21:19,738 --> 00:21:23,116 You brought me to a shrink? well, I thought you might like 435 00:21:23,158 --> 00:21:25,994 To have a safe place where you could share your feelings. 436 00:21:26,787 --> 00:21:27,579 You know? 437 00:21:28,664 --> 00:21:31,875 With your mom's death and moving in with us, 438 00:21:31,959 --> 00:21:33,168 You've been through a lot. 439 00:21:33,168 --> 00:21:35,379 That was a long time ago. I'm fine. 440 00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:36,380 Well, good, 441 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:41,176 But sometimes when you go through hard things, 442 00:21:41,176 --> 00:21:42,970 It changes the way you think. 443 00:21:43,887 --> 00:21:45,764 Maybe we have trouble telling the difference 444 00:21:45,764 --> 00:21:48,976 Between what's right and what's wrong. 445 00:21:49,226 --> 00:21:50,727 I don't have any trouble with that. 446 00:21:50,811 --> 00:21:52,729 Actually, you do. that's why you're here. 447 00:21:52,813 --> 00:21:56,608 So let's just wait and talk to the doctor, okay? 448 00:22:06,118 --> 00:22:07,327 You know what, lynette? Hmm? 449 00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:08,620 / Maybe I should / talk to the doctor 450 00:22:08,620 --> 00:22:10,330 About right and wrong. 451 00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:12,124 Good. 452 00:22:12,124 --> 00:22:14,334 Then maybe I should talk to the police. 453 00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:18,881 What? No. Sweetie, we don't need to do that. 454 00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:21,466 Really? 'Cause what the twins did is a crime. 455 00:22:21,675 --> 00:22:24,261 I mean, like you said, someone could've been killed. 456 00:22:24,678 --> 00:22:28,056 / So if we don't go to the / police, wouldn't that be wrong? 457 00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:30,642 You don't understand. 458 00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:31,977 No, I do. 459 00:22:31,977 --> 00:22:35,772 / If I have to talk to the shrink, / I have to talk to the cops. 460 00:22:38,859 --> 00:22:42,446 Hi. You must be kayla. I'm all ready for you. 461 00:22:43,322 --> 00:22:46,200 Actually, I think we're okay. 462 00:22:46,283 --> 00:22:48,785 We... Resolved our problems 463 00:22:48,785 --> 00:22:50,704 Just sitting in your waiting room. 464 00:22:51,914 --> 00:22:52,998 Boy, you're good. 465 00:22:53,624 --> 00:22:56,001 Ahem. 'Kay. So we're gonna go. 466 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,802 Target in place. We're a go. 467 00:23:06,345 --> 00:23:07,262 He's coming out. 468 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,646 What is he wearing? 469 00:23:17,231 --> 00:23:19,233 He looks like the lost member of wham! 470 00:23:19,358 --> 00:23:21,360 He thinks the outfit makes him look straight. 471 00:23:21,443 --> 00:23:24,029 Just be thankful I got the toothpick out of his mouth. 472 00:23:27,533 --> 00:23:30,536 / Must he put his hand / on his hip like that? 473 00:23:30,786 --> 00:23:32,496 Butch up, for god sakes! 474 00:23:33,789 --> 00:23:35,374 What?! What do you think I am? 475 00:23:35,374 --> 00:23:36,583 Uh-oh. 476 00:23:36,875 --> 00:23:37,668 What?! Ohh! 477 00:23:37,668 --> 00:23:41,296 Oh, crap! Abort! Abort! 478 00:23:41,505 --> 00:23:44,299 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You are a pig, and I'm gonna kick your ass. 479 00:23:44,299 --> 00:23:46,468 Ohh! Ellie, what are you doing? 480 00:23:46,468 --> 00:23:48,887 Your creepy neighbor - he came over here 481 00:23:48,971 --> 00:23:52,182 And offered me money to sleep with him. Gaby, tell her. 482 00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:53,767 Tell me what? 483 00:23:54,685 --> 00:23:57,604 Uh, he did the same thing to me. 484 00:23:57,938 --> 00:23:58,814 Perv! Ohh! 485 00:23:58,814 --> 00:24:02,317 Hey, that's enough. gaby, tell her, or I will. 486 00:24:03,443 --> 00:24:04,611 What's going on? 487 00:24:06,530 --> 00:24:07,614 Here's the thing. 488 00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:10,534 I thought you were a hooker. 489 00:24:10,826 --> 00:24:14,830 So I had lee proposition you so I could catch you in the act. 490 00:24:15,414 --> 00:24:17,916 But guess what? You passed the test. Yay! 491 00:24:17,916 --> 00:24:20,127 Everybody inside for margaritas. 492 00:24:26,091 --> 00:24:29,052 Ellie, wait. I made a mistake. 493 00:24:29,052 --> 00:24:31,180 Can we please talk about this? 494 00:24:31,180 --> 00:24:33,765 Dude, you just told your neighbors that I'm a whore. 495 00:24:33,891 --> 00:24:35,559 Look at it from my point of view. 496 00:24:35,559 --> 00:24:38,687 You're an attractive woman. guys are coming and going. 497 00:24:38,687 --> 00:24:40,689 I saw you take money from one of 'em. 498 00:24:40,772 --> 00:24:42,691 What am I supposed to think? 499 00:24:46,570 --> 00:24:49,281 All right. You might as well know. 500 00:24:51,533 --> 00:24:53,327 I do tattoos. 501 00:24:53,994 --> 00:24:55,120 You do what? 502 00:24:55,204 --> 00:24:57,706 See, i've been working downtown, 503 00:24:57,706 --> 00:25:01,919 And I have this jerk of a boss who takes 70% of my money. 504 00:25:02,127 --> 00:25:04,505 So I'm trying to earn enough cash 505 00:25:04,505 --> 00:25:06,798 To finally open my own shop. 506 00:25:08,133 --> 00:25:10,427 You've been running a tattoo parlor out of my house? 507 00:25:10,427 --> 00:25:12,804 I know. I'm sorry I lied. 508 00:25:14,473 --> 00:25:15,641 i'll be gone in the morning. 509 00:25:15,641 --> 00:25:16,975 Okay, Ellie, wait. 510 00:25:17,935 --> 00:25:19,561 You don't have to go. Are you sure? 511 00:25:19,645 --> 00:25:23,065 Because I have to keep doing my work to pay for school. 512 00:25:23,065 --> 00:25:26,360 Well, I suppose I could look the other way for a few months. 513 00:25:26,735 --> 00:25:29,238 It's the least I could do for thinking you're a whore. 514 00:25:31,657 --> 00:25:32,950 Forgive me? 515 00:25:33,659 --> 00:25:34,952 Of course. 516 00:25:58,684 --> 00:25:59,184 Oh, hi. 517 00:25:59,309 --> 00:26:02,312 Hi, edie. Thanks again for helping me out last night. 518 00:26:02,312 --> 00:26:03,689 Oh, no problem. 519 00:26:03,856 --> 00:26:05,524 Orson's car is still parked at my house. 520 00:26:05,524 --> 00:26:08,652 Um, did he mention when he'd be coming back to pick it up? 521 00:26:08,652 --> 00:26:10,946 Well, why don't you ask him yourself? He's in the shower. 522 00:26:13,657 --> 00:26:15,242 He spent the night here? 523 00:26:15,242 --> 00:26:17,619 Apparently, he's not a big fan of fairview towers, 524 00:26:17,744 --> 00:26:20,956 And he was so drunk and whiny, I just let him ride my couch. 525 00:26:21,331 --> 00:26:24,126 Well, um, just so you know, in the future, 526 00:26:25,127 --> 00:26:28,630 I'm not comfortable with that. This can't happen again. 527 00:26:29,965 --> 00:26:30,799 Bree... 528 00:26:31,300 --> 00:26:32,467 What are you getting at? 529 00:26:33,302 --> 00:26:35,596 Oh, i-i-i think you know. 530 00:26:35,679 --> 00:26:36,763 Tell me anyway, 531 00:26:36,763 --> 00:26:39,183 / Just in case you're not / saying I'm a big slut. 532 00:26:39,183 --> 00:26:40,893 Oh, come on, edie. 533 00:26:41,101 --> 00:26:43,562 You know, carlos, mike, Karl- 534 00:26:43,687 --> 00:26:46,398 You do have a way at picking at other women's leftovers. 535 00:26:46,398 --> 00:26:48,901 / First of all, I am / not attracted to Orson. 536 00:26:48,901 --> 00:26:51,987 I mean, that would be like having sex with pbs. 537 00:26:51,987 --> 00:26:54,573 And second, just because I don't like your attitude, 538 00:26:54,573 --> 00:26:57,367 I'm gonna let him stay as long as he wants. Edie! 539 00:26:57,534 --> 00:27:00,537 Days, weeks-might even let him hang my christmas lights. 540 00:27:00,537 --> 00:27:03,040 Come on, edie. Think of our friendship. 541 00:27:08,420 --> 00:27:09,838 How'd you expect me to react, lynette? 542 00:27:09,838 --> 00:27:11,715 You took her to therapy behind my back. 543 00:27:11,715 --> 00:27:13,342 And I wouldn't have done that unless I thought 544 00:27:13,342 --> 00:27:17,012 We had a serious problem, which we do. Why, because she threatened you? 545 00:27:17,012 --> 00:27:19,640 Of course she did. You ambushed her. Tom, it is one thing 546 00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:21,934 Not to want to admit something's wrong with your kid. 547 00:27:22,059 --> 00:27:24,144 It's another to just bury your head in the sand. 548 00:27:24,144 --> 00:27:28,857 Who's burying their head in the sand? You are. there are opportunities that you can see that- 549 00:27:28,857 --> 00:27:30,776 No, no, no, no, you're distorting reality. I'm not! What would be my agenda? 550 00:27:30,776 --> 00:27:32,569 You can't pull the crap like this. 551 00:27:47,501 --> 00:27:48,710 Whoa! 552 00:27:48,710 --> 00:27:49,711 What are you doing? 553 00:27:49,795 --> 00:27:52,214 I jumped off the roof. It was awesome. 554 00:27:52,297 --> 00:27:53,215 No way. 555 00:27:53,215 --> 00:27:56,718 Yeah. It was just like a parachute. You wanna try it? 556 00:27:57,594 --> 00:27:58,887 But maybe it won't work. 557 00:28:00,097 --> 00:28:02,015 / It will. I just did it. 558 00:28:02,516 --> 00:28:04,101 If you want, I can show you. 559 00:28:05,519 --> 00:28:08,105 Oh, wait. You're in trouble. 560 00:28:08,814 --> 00:28:09,898 You can't. 561 00:28:12,234 --> 00:28:13,735 Never mind. 562 00:28:21,243 --> 00:28:22,744 ...your head in the sand. No. you're burying your head in the sand. 563 00:28:22,744 --> 00:28:25,330 It is different. No, because you're distorting reality. there are so many opportunities that you could look and see 564 00:28:25,330 --> 00:28:28,542 What's going on. I am not! But you can't pull crap like this, lynette. 565 00:28:28,667 --> 00:28:31,253 Either you treat kayla like she's your own kid - come on. I do. 566 00:28:31,253 --> 00:28:32,462 Aah! 567 00:28:32,546 --> 00:28:33,964 Mom! 568 00:28:35,257 --> 00:28:37,259 Ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow! 569 00:28:37,301 --> 00:28:40,095 Oh, my god! Oh, my god! What happened? 570 00:28:40,179 --> 00:28:41,305 Is he okay? 571 00:28:41,805 --> 00:28:45,601 Porter, get down off that roof! Get up. Up. 572 00:28:45,684 --> 00:28:48,270 Ow! It hurts. Oh, we gotta take him to the hospital. 573 00:28:48,270 --> 00:28:50,272 Okay, you stay here. You take care of the kids. Okay. 574 00:28:50,397 --> 00:28:51,690 I will take him to the hospital. All right. 575 00:28:51,690 --> 00:28:56,195 No, you-you both go. I got the kids. Go, go, go, go. Thanks, karen. Come here, buddy. 576 00:28:56,778 --> 00:28:58,989 There. It's okay, sweetie. you're gonna be just fine. 577 00:28:59,198 --> 00:29:00,699 There. 578 00:29:17,633 --> 00:29:18,842 Hey, susie. 579 00:29:19,343 --> 00:29:20,427 Where's the plumber? 580 00:29:20,636 --> 00:29:23,514 Fishing a wedding ring out of some housewife's grease trap? 581 00:29:24,348 --> 00:29:25,641 He's not feeling well. 582 00:29:26,850 --> 00:29:28,727 I see marisa isn't here either. 583 00:29:29,061 --> 00:29:31,688 Yeah, she got stuck at her book signing. 584 00:29:31,980 --> 00:29:33,857 She writes books, like you, 585 00:29:34,191 --> 00:29:36,860 Only hers are for grown-ups and they sell. 586 00:29:37,194 --> 00:29:40,155 Okay, Karl, you win. You happy? 587 00:29:40,572 --> 00:29:43,492 Whoa. What's this about? 588 00:29:43,492 --> 00:29:46,495 Just drop the act. you are so loving this. 589 00:29:46,578 --> 00:29:47,788 You ended up 590 00:29:47,955 --> 00:29:50,374 With the miss america with a law degree, 591 00:29:50,374 --> 00:29:52,584 And I ended up with the pillhead plumber. 592 00:29:52,584 --> 00:29:53,961 Bravo. 593 00:29:54,336 --> 00:29:57,214 Oh! Damn it! Why won't this unroll? 594 00:29:58,924 --> 00:30:01,510 You know, marisa's not perfect. 595 00:30:02,010 --> 00:30:04,012 We have our problems like anyone else. 596 00:30:04,513 --> 00:30:05,514 Oh, really? 597 00:30:06,598 --> 00:30:08,725 You guys live one day at a time? 598 00:30:09,226 --> 00:30:10,811 Is your first thought when she's late 599 00:30:10,811 --> 00:30:15,107 That maybe she's out using again or maybe she's dead? 600 00:30:17,234 --> 00:30:20,320 It just seems like everything is so fragile right now, 601 00:30:22,447 --> 00:30:23,866 Which is not the way you want it to be 602 00:30:23,866 --> 00:30:25,576 When you're about to have a baby. 603 00:30:30,038 --> 00:30:30,956 Ugh. 604 00:30:33,458 --> 00:30:35,377 So you're worried you might be having a kid 605 00:30:35,377 --> 00:30:36,962 With an unreliable guy. 606 00:30:37,546 --> 00:30:39,756 I get it. You did that once before. 607 00:30:39,965 --> 00:30:43,051 Uh, yeah. That guy was the worst. 608 00:30:43,677 --> 00:30:44,761 Wasn't i, though? 609 00:30:44,845 --> 00:30:47,139 I cheated, drank too much. 610 00:30:47,181 --> 00:30:48,891 I made that play for your cousin. 611 00:30:50,309 --> 00:30:52,311 Oh, right, you didn't know about that. 612 00:30:52,311 --> 00:30:53,312 That never happened. 613 00:30:53,312 --> 00:30:57,316 Anyway, I lied about every bit of it. 614 00:30:57,316 --> 00:30:59,610 At least mike's trying to be honest. 615 00:31:00,194 --> 00:31:01,195 I know. 616 00:31:02,112 --> 00:31:04,114 I just wish I could fast-forward through my life 617 00:31:04,114 --> 00:31:06,492 And see that everything ends up okay. 618 00:31:08,410 --> 00:31:09,786 Hey, don't tell the plumber this, 619 00:31:09,786 --> 00:31:12,289 But, uh... He's a good guy. 620 00:31:12,623 --> 00:31:14,041 I think he's gonna be there for you 621 00:31:14,041 --> 00:31:15,834 In a way that I never was. 622 00:31:17,544 --> 00:31:18,754 Thank you. 623 00:31:21,256 --> 00:31:22,758 Which cousin? 624 00:31:24,051 --> 00:31:26,261 Oh, look, a model of the uterus. 625 00:31:28,847 --> 00:31:31,558 He's a big, gray cat, so if you could just keep an eye out? 626 00:31:31,642 --> 00:31:33,560 Of course. Actually, karen, when I'm done here, 627 00:31:33,644 --> 00:31:36,730 I could go try to find toby for you. Thanks, Bree. I appreciate that. 628 00:31:36,897 --> 00:31:39,566 Oh, if you do find him, don't look him in the eye. 629 00:31:39,566 --> 00:31:41,193 It angries him up. 630 00:31:44,571 --> 00:31:46,365 That's very nice of you to help her, 631 00:31:46,990 --> 00:31:49,785 And it'll take your mind off of everything with Orson, too. 632 00:31:49,868 --> 00:31:52,496 I hope so. Truth is, I miss him. 633 00:31:52,871 --> 00:31:54,790 And i'll probably let him come home eventually. 634 00:31:54,790 --> 00:31:57,000 I just need to know he understands 635 00:31:57,084 --> 00:31:59,002 The gravity of what he did. 636 00:31:59,378 --> 00:32:02,172 Well, I don't know what he did, but be careful. 637 00:32:02,631 --> 00:32:04,716 Some men say they're going to change, 638 00:32:05,008 --> 00:32:06,218 And they can't. 639 00:32:08,220 --> 00:32:10,722 Oh, hello, Dylan. you look lovely. 640 00:32:10,931 --> 00:32:14,226 She has a date with a boy I haven't met yet. 641 00:32:14,309 --> 00:32:16,228 It's just a movie. it's no big deal. 642 00:32:16,436 --> 00:32:18,522 Be that as it may, it's the, what, 643 00:32:18,647 --> 00:32:22,109 Third time you've gone out? I don't even know his name. 644 00:32:22,109 --> 00:32:24,736 Mom, I told you. I'm not ready for you to meet him. 645 00:32:24,945 --> 00:32:29,032 When I am, you'll know. Good night, mrs. Hodge. Good night. 646 00:32:31,285 --> 00:32:32,786 Okay, back to business. 647 00:32:32,786 --> 00:32:35,372 How do you feel about parker house rolls? 648 00:32:35,372 --> 00:32:37,457 I mean, personally, I think they're played out. 649 00:32:37,583 --> 00:32:40,752 Actually, Bree, can we pick this up again tomorrow? 650 00:32:41,962 --> 00:32:44,673 Well, of course. Is everything all right? 651 00:32:44,673 --> 00:32:47,885 Oh, yes. I just need to go spy on my daughter. 652 00:32:48,552 --> 00:32:49,970 Ah, the key is to keep one car 653 00:32:49,970 --> 00:32:53,473 Between yours and hers at all times. Have fun. 654 00:32:57,895 --> 00:32:59,730 Oh, we should probably get the check. 655 00:33:00,022 --> 00:33:01,523 I have to be back by 10:00. 656 00:33:02,900 --> 00:33:04,318 We still have time for coffee? 657 00:33:04,902 --> 00:33:07,529 I don't wanna push it. Mom was all over me tonight. 658 00:33:09,114 --> 00:33:10,324 I'm sorry about that. 659 00:33:11,325 --> 00:33:12,493 Whatever. It's fine. 660 00:33:13,118 --> 00:33:17,706 No. It's not. I can see how hard this whole thing is on you. 661 00:33:18,290 --> 00:33:20,125 It makes me wish we could just... 662 00:33:21,752 --> 00:33:23,045 Tell her the truth. 663 00:33:25,255 --> 00:33:26,340 I don't know. 664 00:33:26,548 --> 00:33:27,758 Well... 665 00:33:28,133 --> 00:33:31,553 It's your choice. And you're probably right. 666 00:33:31,762 --> 00:33:34,640 We got a good thing going here. I don't wanna ruin it. 667 00:33:36,558 --> 00:33:40,062 But i'll tell you something. if it was only up to me... 668 00:33:42,064 --> 00:33:43,649 I'd come clean. 669 00:33:44,483 --> 00:33:45,692 You would? 670 00:33:46,193 --> 00:33:47,110 Absolutely. 671 00:33:47,778 --> 00:33:51,406 That way I could tell your mom how sorry I am. 672 00:33:51,573 --> 00:33:53,575 I - I wouldn't expect her to forgive me, 673 00:33:54,701 --> 00:33:56,078 But I could hope 674 00:33:56,578 --> 00:33:57,913 She could at least... 675 00:33:59,873 --> 00:34:01,291 See i've changed. 676 00:34:05,087 --> 00:34:08,298 But whatever you wanna do is okay by me. 677 00:34:31,238 --> 00:34:32,322 Okay, thank you. 678 00:34:34,032 --> 00:34:37,035 Well, i've got a room at a hotel in mt. Pleasant. 679 00:34:37,870 --> 00:34:39,079 I guess i'll get going. 680 00:34:39,288 --> 00:34:42,791 Oh, it's late. Why not just go tomorrow? 681 00:34:43,375 --> 00:34:44,960 Well, I feel like I'm imposing. 682 00:34:45,169 --> 00:34:45,961 You are. 683 00:34:47,588 --> 00:34:49,298 But you make a decent martini, 684 00:34:49,882 --> 00:34:51,175 So what the hell. 685 00:34:51,758 --> 00:34:52,968 So... 686 00:34:53,177 --> 00:34:55,888 You like the hodge formula, huh? 687 00:34:56,096 --> 00:34:56,972 You see, the secret- 688 00:34:56,972 --> 00:34:58,974 I don't hear shaking. 689 00:35:02,227 --> 00:35:05,439 By the way, did you see Bree when you were coming home? 690 00:35:05,606 --> 00:35:06,440 Oh. 691 00:35:07,524 --> 00:35:10,110 No, I didn't. 692 00:35:10,110 --> 00:35:11,904 I keep thinking she's gonna call me. 693 00:35:12,029 --> 00:35:14,740 Look, you don't have to talk about it if you don't want to, 694 00:35:14,740 --> 00:35:17,117 But... What the heck happened 695 00:35:17,117 --> 00:35:19,119 Over at ken and barbie's dream house? 696 00:35:19,119 --> 00:35:22,039 I made a mistake, and Bree won't forgive me. 697 00:35:22,206 --> 00:35:25,501 / You see, that's the problem / with the Brees of this world. 698 00:35:25,709 --> 00:35:27,711 They're too damn perfect. 699 00:35:27,878 --> 00:35:29,171 I mean, they don't understand 700 00:35:29,254 --> 00:35:32,966 That people like you and me - well, that we screw up. 701 00:35:32,966 --> 00:35:35,260 Yeah, well, this was no ordinary mistake. 702 00:35:35,344 --> 00:35:38,847 This was-this was something terrible. 703 00:35:38,972 --> 00:35:40,682 Was it something gay? 704 00:35:40,766 --> 00:35:41,642 What? 705 00:35:41,975 --> 00:35:44,478 Of course it wasn't. Keep talking. 706 00:35:44,645 --> 00:35:45,354 Trust me. 707 00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:48,065 Bree will never forgive me. 708 00:35:48,482 --> 00:35:49,775 You know what? maybe she shouldn't. 709 00:35:49,858 --> 00:35:52,361 Maybe I'm not worthy of forgiveness. 710 00:35:53,987 --> 00:35:55,113 Well... 711 00:35:56,907 --> 00:35:58,992 Are you sorry for what you did? 712 00:36:00,911 --> 00:36:04,414 Yes. More than anyone will ever know. 713 00:36:04,790 --> 00:36:06,291 Well, then you're worthy. 714 00:36:12,923 --> 00:36:14,424 Thank you, edie. 715 00:36:15,008 --> 00:36:17,719 Mm. Don't start. 716 00:36:17,928 --> 00:36:19,429 I'm drunk. I'm gonna start crying, too. 717 00:36:19,429 --> 00:36:21,265 / Come on. 718 00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:24,059 You're a good person, edie britt. 719 00:36:25,561 --> 00:36:27,437 Well, you're not so bad yourself. 720 00:36:37,447 --> 00:36:39,658 Mm, I don't - I don't think we should... 721 00:36:39,658 --> 00:36:40,951 You're right. 722 00:36:42,035 --> 00:36:43,245 Bad idea. 723 00:36:44,705 --> 00:36:47,207 I blame the hodge formula. 724 00:36:47,875 --> 00:36:48,876 Yes. 725 00:36:51,170 --> 00:36:53,005 You're probably tired. 726 00:36:53,297 --> 00:36:57,176 Let me get your room ready for you. 727 00:37:11,023 --> 00:37:11,815 Mom? 728 00:37:12,816 --> 00:37:13,817 Can I talk to you? 729 00:37:15,235 --> 00:37:16,111 Of course. 730 00:37:22,034 --> 00:37:23,744 I guess I just have to say it. 731 00:37:25,913 --> 00:37:27,331 i've been lying to you. 732 00:37:28,415 --> 00:37:29,541 There is no boy. 733 00:37:31,043 --> 00:37:32,127 And? 734 00:37:33,420 --> 00:37:34,546 And... 735 00:37:35,881 --> 00:37:38,592 Well, i've been meeting someone. That part is true. 736 00:37:40,969 --> 00:37:42,262 But it's dad. 737 00:37:43,263 --> 00:37:44,681 i've been meeting dad. 738 00:37:47,976 --> 00:37:48,977 Really? 739 00:37:50,479 --> 00:37:52,773 So... You're not upset? 740 00:37:53,982 --> 00:37:56,652 You made it very clear that you wanted to meet your father, 741 00:37:57,486 --> 00:37:59,154 So I knew this day was coming, 742 00:38:00,531 --> 00:38:02,199 And I prepared myself. 743 00:38:04,326 --> 00:38:05,828 Well, can I go get him, then? 744 00:38:14,503 --> 00:38:16,505 Come in! She says it's okay. 745 00:38:26,265 --> 00:38:27,349 Hey, kathy. 746 00:38:30,435 --> 00:38:31,562 Been a long time. 747 00:38:33,063 --> 00:38:34,857 Dylan, why don't you go up to your room 748 00:38:34,857 --> 00:38:36,358 So we can catch up? 749 00:38:39,945 --> 00:38:41,655 It's all right, really. 750 00:38:42,364 --> 00:38:44,074 Go ahead, honey. 751 00:38:50,998 --> 00:38:51,915 You did a great job with her. 752 00:38:51,915 --> 00:38:54,084 She's, uh, she's a wonderful girl. 753 00:38:58,881 --> 00:39:00,090 You look fantastic. 754 00:39:00,799 --> 00:39:02,217 Haven't aged a day. 755 00:39:09,016 --> 00:39:11,018 Look, I'm here for Dylan, okay? 756 00:39:11,894 --> 00:39:13,478 I'm sure that's what you told her, 757 00:39:14,479 --> 00:39:16,190 And I'm sure she believed it... 758 00:39:17,232 --> 00:39:18,650 Because she doesn't know you. 759 00:39:20,152 --> 00:39:21,320 But I do. 760 00:39:21,528 --> 00:39:25,032 No, you don't, kathy, not anymore. 761 00:39:25,032 --> 00:39:27,242 It's been a long time - 12 years. 762 00:39:27,451 --> 00:39:29,453 I know exactly how long it's been. 763 00:39:29,453 --> 00:39:31,246 Okay. Good, 764 00:39:31,246 --> 00:39:35,334 Because, um... I've changed. 765 00:39:35,334 --> 00:39:36,835 I'm a different man now. 766 00:39:38,754 --> 00:39:42,633 Well, you have to admit that that's possible, right? 767 00:39:42,799 --> 00:39:44,593 You've changed, huh? 768 00:39:44,801 --> 00:39:47,095 Well, maybe you have. 769 00:39:47,596 --> 00:39:50,390 I have. Like to know how? 770 00:39:50,474 --> 00:39:53,560 Sure... If you wanna tell me. 771 00:39:55,979 --> 00:39:57,898 I'm not scared of you anymore. 772 00:39:59,900 --> 00:40:01,068 Good. 773 00:40:01,276 --> 00:40:02,694 You don't have to be. 774 00:40:05,864 --> 00:40:08,283 I'm not the same woman you knocked around, 775 00:40:09,409 --> 00:40:10,911 The woman you punched... 776 00:40:12,037 --> 00:40:13,121 Choked... 777 00:40:14,039 --> 00:40:16,917 The one whose blood you licked off your knuckles. 778 00:40:18,335 --> 00:40:19,920 She's gone. 779 00:40:21,630 --> 00:40:24,508 So you'll just have to prove you're a man... 780 00:40:25,843 --> 00:40:27,511 Some other way. 781 00:40:29,137 --> 00:40:31,306 You trying to make me mad, kathy? 782 00:40:36,353 --> 00:40:37,855 I didn't know I still could. 783 00:40:42,484 --> 00:40:43,861 Can i? 784 00:40:47,156 --> 00:40:50,284 This is a lot to deal with after so long, I guess. 785 00:40:50,951 --> 00:40:53,662 I shouldn't have sprung it on you all at once. 786 00:40:53,871 --> 00:40:55,455 Tell Dylan i'll call her tomorrow. 787 00:41:05,090 --> 00:41:08,093 And you're as beautiful as you ever were, kath. 788 00:41:13,098 --> 00:41:14,308 Good night. 789 00:41:28,447 --> 00:41:31,533 / The word "welcome" / always carries with it 790 00:41:31,658 --> 00:41:33,869 / A certain amount of risk. 791 00:41:34,161 --> 00:41:35,245 / After all, 792 00:41:35,329 --> 00:41:40,334 / To let someone into your home / is to let them into your life. 793 00:41:42,044 --> 00:41:45,756 / And we never know what / sorts of horrible secrets 794 00:41:45,756 --> 00:41:47,841 / They carry with them. 795 00:41:50,302 --> 00:41:53,096 / We can't foresee / the painful effect 796 00:41:53,388 --> 00:41:56,683 / They might have / on our loved ones. 797 00:42:00,187 --> 00:42:04,107 / We don't anticipate the / gossip that could result 798 00:42:04,107 --> 00:42:05,984 / From their presence. 799 00:42:07,778 --> 00:42:08,987 / Yes... 800 00:42:09,404 --> 00:42:11,073 / We must be very careful 801 00:42:11,073 --> 00:42:14,076 / With those we invite / into our lives... 802 00:42:15,202 --> 00:42:16,870 / Because some... 803 00:42:17,037 --> 00:42:19,540 / Will refuse to leave.