1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:05,000 ♪ The Simpsons 25x20 ♪ Brick Like Me Original Air Date on May 4, 2014 2 00:00:06,485 --> 00:00:09,654 Homie! Homie, wake up! 3 00:00:09,688 --> 00:00:11,556 You're having a nightmare. 4 00:00:11,590 --> 00:00:13,758 It's not selling out. It's co-branding. 5 00:00:13,792 --> 00:00:14,959 Co-branding! 6 00:00:14,993 --> 00:00:16,394 Wake up! 7 00:00:18,096 --> 00:00:20,498 Oh, honey, the best part of every day 8 00:00:20,532 --> 00:00:22,800 is waking up to your smiling face. 9 00:00:22,834 --> 00:00:24,168 Oh... 10 00:00:24,202 --> 00:00:26,671 Just like the best day of my life was when you 11 00:00:26,705 --> 00:00:28,506 gave me your hand in marriage. 12 00:00:28,540 --> 00:00:30,408 Ooh. 13 00:00:30,442 --> 00:00:32,209 I'd like it back, please. 14 00:00:33,679 --> 00:00:35,179 Hey! Drop it, you stupid dog! 15 00:00:35,213 --> 00:00:37,081 That's one of my wife's pieces! 16 00:00:37,115 --> 00:00:39,417 She needs it to reciprocate high fives! 17 00:00:42,654 --> 00:00:44,755 That's okay, Homie. 18 00:00:44,790 --> 00:00:47,425 I'll just grab another. 19 00:00:47,459 --> 00:00:48,492 Mmm... 20 00:00:48,527 --> 00:00:50,528 Oh... I haven't worn this one 21 00:00:50,562 --> 00:00:52,463 since New Year's. 22 00:00:57,235 --> 00:01:00,204 Hmm. Is it just me, or does something seem... 23 00:01:00,238 --> 00:01:01,872 weird today? 24 00:01:01,907 --> 00:01:04,208 You're right-- something is different 25 00:01:04,242 --> 00:01:06,444 about the Simpsons today. 26 00:01:06,478 --> 00:01:09,113 Your father's wearing a tie. 27 00:01:09,147 --> 00:01:10,648 Oh, that's what's different! 28 00:01:10,682 --> 00:01:12,550 That's the one and only thing. 29 00:01:12,584 --> 00:01:14,385 Maggie! Stop that! 30 00:01:14,419 --> 00:01:16,587 No more playing with your food. 31 00:01:19,391 --> 00:01:22,059 Aw, they're so cute when they're Duplo. 32 00:01:24,363 --> 00:01:27,131 Uh, yes, is this a toy store? 33 00:01:27,165 --> 00:01:30,001 Uh-huh. I'm supposed to get my daughter a birthday present-- 34 00:01:30,035 --> 00:01:31,836 hmm, what's it called? 35 00:01:31,870 --> 00:01:34,672 Here it is. Perky Patty's Princess Shop. 36 00:01:36,908 --> 00:01:40,845 Oh! I'm so sorry-- but I have an awesome excuse: 37 00:01:40,879 --> 00:01:42,480 I was distracted driving. 38 00:01:42,514 --> 00:01:44,081 Oh, don't worry about it. 39 00:01:44,116 --> 00:01:46,584 Good thing we don't feel pain. 40 00:01:46,618 --> 00:01:48,786 Hey! These are the monkey's legs! 41 00:01:51,690 --> 00:01:53,491 Come back! I'm a clown! 42 00:01:53,525 --> 00:01:55,493 I can't afford to look ridiculous! 43 00:01:56,895 --> 00:01:59,497 Hey, Bart, check out what I brought for share day. 44 00:01:59,531 --> 00:02:01,766 Whoa! A skunk! 45 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:03,167 Who should we stink first? 46 00:02:03,201 --> 00:02:05,403 It can't spray-- it's been de-sacked. 47 00:02:05,437 --> 00:02:06,437 Ew! 48 00:02:06,471 --> 00:02:09,407 The gypsy skunk-seller lied! 49 00:02:16,248 --> 00:02:17,915 He went in there! 50 00:02:19,584 --> 00:02:21,952 Stop it! If you pull out those bricks, 51 00:02:21,987 --> 00:02:24,021 the whole school could collapse! 52 00:02:24,056 --> 00:02:26,023 But there's a skunk in there. 53 00:02:26,058 --> 00:02:28,426 Scottish steak! 54 00:02:38,236 --> 00:02:41,772 You are going to rebuild every brick of this school. 55 00:02:41,807 --> 00:02:43,941 This says: ages 12 and up. 56 00:02:43,975 --> 00:02:46,777 Age guidelines are conservative, and everyone knows it. 57 00:02:48,947 --> 00:02:51,182 And to motivate you, some words of support 58 00:02:51,216 --> 00:02:53,084 from the school chum. 59 00:02:56,822 --> 00:02:58,389 Haw-haw! 60 00:02:58,423 --> 00:03:00,091 Thank you, Nelson. 61 00:03:04,863 --> 00:03:08,065 One Perky Patty's Princess Shop, please. 62 00:03:08,100 --> 00:03:10,735 Ah. Always good to meet a fellow AMFOP. 63 00:03:10,769 --> 00:03:13,270 Huh? Adult Male Fan of Princesses. 64 00:03:13,305 --> 00:03:15,106 It's for my daughter. 65 00:03:15,140 --> 00:03:16,841 Yes, yes, it's always for the daughter. 66 00:03:16,875 --> 00:03:18,242 Well, that's weird. 67 00:03:18,276 --> 00:03:20,511 I feel like I've seen this toy before. 68 00:03:23,148 --> 00:03:24,949 Do you like it, honey? 69 00:03:24,983 --> 00:03:27,485 I love it, Dad! Thank you. 70 00:03:27,519 --> 00:03:30,121 Well, have fun putting it together. 71 00:03:30,155 --> 00:03:33,023 Wait, wha... Dad, don't you want to build it with me? 72 00:03:33,058 --> 00:03:34,825 Well, there's no dad on the box. 73 00:03:34,860 --> 00:03:36,727 I don't want to get in trouble. 74 00:03:36,762 --> 00:03:39,396 Of course I do! 75 00:03:44,169 --> 00:03:45,469 Mm-hmm. 76 00:03:45,504 --> 00:03:47,138 Well, what do you know? 77 00:03:47,172 --> 00:03:49,373 I enjoyed playing with you. 78 00:03:49,407 --> 00:03:51,041 Me, too, Dad. 79 00:03:51,076 --> 00:03:52,777 No, no, no. Listen to me. 80 00:03:52,811 --> 00:03:56,714 We played... and it wasn't boring. 81 00:03:56,748 --> 00:03:58,249 We've played lots of times. 82 00:03:58,283 --> 00:03:59,650 Of course we have! 83 00:03:59,684 --> 00:04:01,886 Because you're my girl and I love you. 84 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:04,121 But I'm letting you in on a secret. 85 00:04:04,156 --> 00:04:06,290 When parents play with their kids, 86 00:04:06,324 --> 00:04:08,292 they don't like it. 87 00:04:08,326 --> 00:04:10,761 And I'm no different. Oh. 88 00:04:10,796 --> 00:04:12,496 Suddenly I can't breathe. 89 00:04:12,531 --> 00:04:16,233 Every fiber of my being screams out for a nap. 90 00:04:16,268 --> 00:04:18,636 And if someone handed me an issue of The New Yorker, 91 00:04:18,670 --> 00:04:20,237 I would read the fiction. 92 00:04:20,272 --> 00:04:21,972 I swear to God I would. 93 00:04:22,007 --> 00:04:25,743 Wow. But there are millions of parents in the world. 94 00:04:25,777 --> 00:04:27,745 Surely some of them like 95 00:04:27,779 --> 00:04:29,413 playing with... Nope, not even one. 96 00:04:29,447 --> 00:04:32,249 Just look at the things you kids like: tea parties 97 00:04:32,284 --> 00:04:33,818 with pretend food; 98 00:04:33,852 --> 00:04:36,520 hide-and-seek with flagrant peeking; 99 00:04:36,555 --> 00:04:40,825 and the most inhumane torture ever devised by man... 100 00:04:42,294 --> 00:04:44,261 Candy Land. 101 00:04:44,296 --> 00:04:46,163 Oh. But this... 102 00:04:46,198 --> 00:04:49,133 this is tolerable! 103 00:04:50,802 --> 00:04:52,369 What a crazy vision. 104 00:04:52,404 --> 00:04:55,272 I was in a world where nothing is made of bricks, 105 00:04:55,307 --> 00:04:56,674 except for toys! 106 00:04:56,708 --> 00:04:58,742 Hey, read the sign. 107 00:04:58,777 --> 00:05:00,544 Thank you. 108 00:05:02,647 --> 00:05:03,747 Marge, I'm telling you, 109 00:05:03,782 --> 00:05:06,016 it was so weird. 110 00:05:06,051 --> 00:05:07,818 My body was squishy, 111 00:05:07,853 --> 00:05:11,789 and my hands looked like snakes made of meat! 112 00:05:11,823 --> 00:05:13,157 It was horrible! 113 00:05:13,191 --> 00:05:16,594 Oh, Homie, it was probably just a mini-stroke. 114 00:05:16,628 --> 00:05:18,929 You're just saying that to make me feel better. 115 00:05:18,964 --> 00:05:20,998 Whatever you saw, it wasn't real. 116 00:05:21,032 --> 00:05:23,000 That's how the world works. 117 00:05:23,034 --> 00:05:25,202 Everything fits with everything else, 118 00:05:25,237 --> 00:05:28,372 and nobody ever gets hurt. I know. 119 00:05:28,406 --> 00:05:30,975 Oh, maybe you just need someone to... 120 00:05:31,009 --> 00:05:33,677 you know, take your mind off it? 121 00:05:33,712 --> 00:05:34,879 Hm? 122 00:05:34,913 --> 00:05:36,881 I always need that. 123 00:05:36,915 --> 00:05:40,184 I only don't ask because being rejected... 124 00:05:40,218 --> 00:05:42,753 gets old. 125 00:05:47,092 --> 00:05:50,694 Oh, baby, I feel so close to you right now. 126 00:05:57,669 --> 00:05:59,069 Hmm? Hmm? 127 00:05:59,104 --> 00:06:01,272 Marge? Did you replace our regular mirror 128 00:06:01,306 --> 00:06:03,974 with a magical mirror from a mystical salesman 129 00:06:04,009 --> 00:06:06,977 at a weird store that if we went back to find it, 130 00:06:07,012 --> 00:06:08,746 it wouldn't be there anymore? 131 00:06:08,780 --> 00:06:10,881 No. 132 00:06:14,342 --> 00:06:17,574 Okay, Homer, get a grip. I'm sure lots of people, 133 00:06:17,575 --> 00:06:19,209 every time they look in the mirror, 134 00:06:19,244 --> 00:06:21,245 see a hideous flesh monster. 135 00:06:21,279 --> 00:06:22,679 Just a one-time thing. 136 00:06:24,015 --> 00:06:25,816 Oh, brick me! 137 00:06:25,850 --> 00:06:27,551 Leave me alone! 138 00:06:27,585 --> 00:06:30,287 Why don't you go back where you came from! 139 00:06:30,321 --> 00:06:32,623 I have as much right to be here as you! 140 00:06:32,657 --> 00:06:35,325 I, sir, am in the Advent calendar! 141 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:37,628 - Hmm? - December 18, 142 00:06:37,662 --> 00:06:39,596 final week! Huh? 143 00:06:40,832 --> 00:06:42,332 Moe, I'm going crazy-- I need 144 00:06:42,367 --> 00:06:44,568 to kill off as many of my brain cells as possible. 145 00:06:44,602 --> 00:06:46,270 Well, I'm here to help. 146 00:06:49,774 --> 00:06:51,508 What the...? This isn't beer. 147 00:06:51,543 --> 00:06:53,277 Beer is plastic circles. 148 00:06:53,311 --> 00:06:56,780 - How can I drink... - this? 149 00:06:58,116 --> 00:06:59,783 Did you guys see... that? 150 00:06:59,818 --> 00:07:01,852 Oh, it's getting worse! 151 00:07:08,827 --> 00:07:11,295 Ugh! Rebuilding the same boring old school. 152 00:07:11,329 --> 00:07:13,764 I could make this place so much cooler 153 00:07:13,798 --> 00:07:16,300 if they just gave me a chance. 154 00:07:26,344 --> 00:07:28,846 What have you done to my school? 155 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:30,614 I put in a rock-climbing wall, 156 00:07:30,648 --> 00:07:32,549 all the classrooms are skate parks, 157 00:07:32,584 --> 00:07:35,853 we got zip-line stairwells, Terminator gym teachers, 158 00:07:35,887 --> 00:07:38,622 your office is now a haunted forest-- 159 00:07:38,656 --> 00:07:41,024 extra ghosts-- and, if you can believe it, 160 00:07:41,059 --> 00:07:43,327 two tetherball poles. 161 00:07:43,361 --> 00:07:45,005 How will children learn 162 00:07:45,030 --> 00:07:46,804 if they don't feel like they're in kid jail? 163 00:07:47,031 --> 00:07:48,866 Relax. I used all the same bricks. 164 00:07:48,900 --> 00:07:50,067 Plus Ralph. 165 00:07:50,101 --> 00:07:52,069 Yo soy language lab. 166 00:07:55,373 --> 00:07:56,694 But I don't want to go to church-- 167 00:07:56,712 --> 00:07:58,542 I'm too busy going crazy. 168 00:07:58,543 --> 00:08:00,911 Come on, Homie. When I'm troubled, 169 00:08:00,945 --> 00:08:05,382 I always find solace in the airtight logic of religion. 170 00:08:05,416 --> 00:08:07,651 "Before the world began, 171 00:08:07,685 --> 00:08:10,354 "there was only table. 172 00:08:10,388 --> 00:08:14,658 "Then the Great Constructor scissored open bag one 173 00:08:14,692 --> 00:08:17,194 "and dumped out the universe. 174 00:08:17,228 --> 00:08:19,663 "Then came the time of the Great Sorting: 175 00:08:19,697 --> 00:08:22,766 "color to color, shape to shape, and a pile of just 176 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:24,835 "windows and doors. 177 00:08:24,869 --> 00:08:28,705 "And everything was made of eternal, unchanging 178 00:08:28,740 --> 00:08:32,109 acrylonitrile butadiene styrene," 179 00:08:32,143 --> 00:08:34,845 or in the common tongue, "plastic." 180 00:08:34,879 --> 00:08:38,015 But, Reverend, what if everything isn't made of plastic? 181 00:08:38,049 --> 00:08:39,950 I think there's more to this world. 182 00:08:39,984 --> 00:08:41,251 You mean like decals? 183 00:08:41,286 --> 00:08:43,120 Well, the Orthodox don't use them, 184 00:08:43,154 --> 00:08:45,489 but we're a Reform congregation. 185 00:08:47,959 --> 00:08:50,360 No. I mean a place where nothing snaps together 186 00:08:50,395 --> 00:08:52,262 and you just can't toss your kids 187 00:08:52,297 --> 00:08:54,031 in a dishwasher to clean 'em. 188 00:08:54,065 --> 00:08:55,966 Oh, Homer, a place like that 189 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:59,236 could only exist in some kind of magic rock song. 190 00:08:59,270 --> 00:09:01,305 Look around-- we live in a perfect world 191 00:09:01,339 --> 00:09:03,774 where everything fits together and no one gets hurt. 192 00:09:03,808 --> 00:09:05,075 Mustache is right. 193 00:09:05,109 --> 00:09:06,743 But I'm having all these hallucinations. 194 00:09:06,778 --> 00:09:08,579 Like right now my hands look like 195 00:09:08,613 --> 00:09:10,480 they're these weird wiggly things. 196 00:09:10,515 --> 00:09:14,084 I think they have a name, but I can't put my finger on it. 197 00:09:16,020 --> 00:09:17,120 Don't look, boys! 198 00:09:18,256 --> 00:09:19,957 Wait! You guys see them, too? 199 00:09:19,991 --> 00:09:21,558 He's a freak! 200 00:09:21,593 --> 00:09:24,895 Take him apart and lose the pieces under the couch! 201 00:09:24,929 --> 00:09:27,130 Well, I don't find him disgusting. 202 00:09:27,165 --> 00:09:29,266 Oh, boy, that's mushy! 203 00:09:29,300 --> 00:09:31,101 Come on, Marge. We need real answers, 204 00:09:31,135 --> 00:09:33,971 and there's only one place we can get them! 205 00:09:34,005 --> 00:09:36,240 Let's see, "fingers." 206 00:09:36,274 --> 00:09:39,576 Come on, show me something about fingers. 207 00:09:39,611 --> 00:09:41,745 Bad news, people. 208 00:09:41,779 --> 00:09:43,981 Our religion is not true. 209 00:09:44,015 --> 00:09:45,482 Sorry about that. 210 00:09:45,516 --> 00:09:46,850 Really sorry. 211 00:09:48,052 --> 00:09:49,686 If I'm right, 212 00:09:49,721 --> 00:09:52,022 when I touch this box, it'll trigger another memory 213 00:09:52,056 --> 00:09:53,957 from some alternate me's life. 214 00:09:53,992 --> 00:09:56,126 If I don't come back from that other place, 215 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:58,562 tell my wife I loved her. 216 00:09:58,596 --> 00:10:00,030 I'm right here. 217 00:10:00,064 --> 00:10:01,698 Promise me! 218 00:10:04,002 --> 00:10:07,604 I can't believe all the time I wasted playing with Bart 219 00:10:07,639 --> 00:10:09,873 when I could have been playing with you. 220 00:10:09,907 --> 00:10:11,308 Aw... 221 00:10:11,342 --> 00:10:14,378 Our little Springfield is really turning out great. 222 00:10:14,412 --> 00:10:16,380 City Hall, the weird-smelling bank, 223 00:10:16,414 --> 00:10:17,648 Rehab World... 224 00:10:17,682 --> 00:10:19,783 Krustyburger, Krustyburger Express, 225 00:10:19,817 --> 00:10:22,019 the Krustyburger where the governor got stabbed... 226 00:10:22,053 --> 00:10:23,854 Oh, you two. 227 00:10:23,888 --> 00:10:26,957 Hey, look what I found in the "Arts-Weekend-Obituary" section 228 00:10:26,991 --> 00:10:28,392 of the paper. 229 00:10:28,426 --> 00:10:30,694 A builders competition! 230 00:10:30,728 --> 00:10:32,462 We got to enter our mini-Springfield. 231 00:10:32,497 --> 00:10:33,797 We're a great team! 232 00:10:33,831 --> 00:10:35,899 We're there. I'll clear my calendar. 233 00:10:37,735 --> 00:10:40,137 Hey, Lenny, remember those two surfers we were gonna fight? 234 00:10:40,171 --> 00:10:41,738 Well, you're on your own. 235 00:10:41,773 --> 00:10:43,840 But you're the one who sat on their fish tacos. 236 00:10:43,875 --> 00:10:45,275 Great talking to you, buddy. 237 00:10:48,713 --> 00:10:51,214 Lisa, Lisa, I spent all day at work 238 00:10:51,249 --> 00:10:54,217 making a Duff brewery for our mini-Springfield. 239 00:10:54,252 --> 00:10:58,221 I don't want to brag, but... it really brews. 240 00:10:58,256 --> 00:11:01,024 Huh? Where is she? 241 00:11:01,059 --> 00:11:05,829 Okay, I got us tickets for the 7:30 show of Survival Games. 242 00:11:05,863 --> 00:11:07,864 I've never been to a PG-13 movie before. 243 00:11:07,899 --> 00:11:11,401 I wonder what the one swear word will be. 244 00:11:11,436 --> 00:11:12,836 What if it's... 245 00:11:14,472 --> 00:11:16,740 Oh, I've never heard that one. 246 00:11:16,774 --> 00:11:19,076 My grampa said it at Thanksgiving. 247 00:11:19,110 --> 00:11:21,378 We usually don't hang out with second graders, 248 00:11:21,412 --> 00:11:23,780 but we saw your Survival Games book report 249 00:11:23,815 --> 00:11:26,917 hanging in the hallway, and we were very impressed. 250 00:11:26,951 --> 00:11:30,721 You really understood that the theme of the book was love. 251 00:11:30,755 --> 00:11:32,956 Hey, older girls, I'm Homer Simpson. 252 00:11:32,990 --> 00:11:35,992 That's right. Lisa's playtime partner and BFF. 253 00:11:38,429 --> 00:11:41,865 I assume Lisa told you about the pretend tiny town 254 00:11:41,899 --> 00:11:44,701 she's building with her overweight father. 255 00:11:44,736 --> 00:11:47,471 Oh, yeah, it's gonna be mucho fresh. 256 00:11:47,505 --> 00:11:51,141 Come on, honey. It's time to click some bricks. 257 00:11:51,175 --> 00:11:53,810 I don't know what he's doing up here. 258 00:11:53,845 --> 00:11:56,279 He usually stays in the basement. 259 00:11:56,314 --> 00:11:58,749 It's okay, Lisa. We have dads, too. 260 00:11:58,783 --> 00:12:00,584 I have three dads. 261 00:12:00,618 --> 00:12:02,586 See you Friday. 262 00:12:02,620 --> 00:12:05,422 Friday? But that's when Brick-Stock is. 263 00:12:05,456 --> 00:12:08,592 Um, actually, Friday is the opening night 264 00:12:08,626 --> 00:12:11,328 of the new Survival Games movie, 265 00:12:11,362 --> 00:12:12,963 and they invited me. 266 00:12:12,997 --> 00:12:15,432 But this was our thing. 267 00:12:15,466 --> 00:12:17,000 I know. I'm sorry, 268 00:12:17,034 --> 00:12:18,835 but cool older girls have never wanted 269 00:12:18,870 --> 00:12:20,470 to hang out with me before. 270 00:12:20,505 --> 00:12:22,139 One of them wears deodorant. 271 00:12:22,173 --> 00:12:23,774 I don't know which one. 272 00:12:23,808 --> 00:12:25,909 Oh. All right. 273 00:12:25,943 --> 00:12:28,345 Thanks for understanding, Dad. 274 00:12:29,847 --> 00:12:31,782 What just happened? 275 00:12:31,816 --> 00:12:33,950 It's not you. Lisa's growing up. 276 00:12:33,985 --> 00:12:35,919 It's a really complicated time 277 00:12:35,953 --> 00:12:38,021 in a girl's life from age eight to... 278 00:12:38,055 --> 00:12:40,524 actually, all the rest of the way. 279 00:12:40,558 --> 00:12:44,127 Oh! I finally found something I like doing with my daughter, 280 00:12:44,162 --> 00:12:45,629 and now I've lost it. 281 00:12:45,663 --> 00:12:48,064 I don't fit into her world. 282 00:12:48,099 --> 00:12:49,833 This is for the tacos! 283 00:12:49,867 --> 00:12:52,102 Ow! 284 00:12:52,136 --> 00:12:54,471 Tacos, brah! Ow! 285 00:13:01,379 --> 00:13:02,746 What did you build? 286 00:13:02,780 --> 00:13:04,481 Mmm... 287 00:13:04,515 --> 00:13:06,917 Oh, that's the teenage crossbow ace 288 00:13:06,951 --> 00:13:08,585 who stole my daughter from me. 289 00:13:08,619 --> 00:13:11,588 Keendah Wildwill is a modern feminist hero-- 290 00:13:11,622 --> 00:13:13,824 strong, independent and resourceful. 291 00:13:13,858 --> 00:13:16,860 She's a little... bustier than I remember. 292 00:13:16,894 --> 00:13:19,229 My work on that front is never done. 293 00:13:25,403 --> 00:13:28,705 I wish I lived in little Springfield. 294 00:13:28,739 --> 00:13:32,476 Everything fits together, and no one ever gets hurt. 295 00:13:38,683 --> 00:13:40,650 Okay... 296 00:13:40,685 --> 00:13:43,286 Apparently, our whole world is a fantasy in the mind 297 00:13:43,321 --> 00:13:45,755 of an emotionally-devastated Homer Simpson. 298 00:13:45,790 --> 00:13:49,326 One of the main questions I have about that is, why? 299 00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:51,761 The real Homer fears losing his daughter's love, 300 00:13:51,796 --> 00:13:55,532 so he invented this toy world where nothing will ever change. 301 00:13:55,566 --> 00:13:56,800 How can you be sure? 302 00:13:56,834 --> 00:13:58,168 I have devoted my life 303 00:13:58,202 --> 00:13:59,769 to second-rate science fiction. 304 00:13:59,804 --> 00:14:01,938 Trust me, that is what we are dealing with here. 305 00:14:01,973 --> 00:14:04,207 So if I don't find my way out of here, 306 00:14:04,242 --> 00:14:07,143 I could be trapped in a fantasy forever? 307 00:14:07,178 --> 00:14:08,712 I'm afraid so. 308 00:14:10,248 --> 00:14:12,516 I'm trapped in a fantasy forever! 309 00:14:12,550 --> 00:14:15,585 Kiss my flat plastic butt, reality. 310 00:14:17,722 --> 00:14:18,955 Ooh. 311 00:14:18,990 --> 00:14:21,525 Daddy-daughter time will never end! 312 00:14:24,976 --> 00:14:28,045 Inventing this toy world to live in is the smartest thing 313 00:14:28,046 --> 00:14:30,368 my brain-damaged brain ever did. 314 00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:32,904 Nothing bad can ever happen here. 315 00:14:34,306 --> 00:14:36,307 Great throw, Homer. 316 00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:40,778 Put it in Tupperware, boys. 317 00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:43,447 We'll rebuild it tomorrow. 318 00:14:43,482 --> 00:14:44,949 Homie, ask yourself-- 319 00:14:44,983 --> 00:14:46,651 can you really live in a paradise 320 00:14:46,685 --> 00:14:48,653 if you know it's just pretend? 321 00:14:48,687 --> 00:14:52,290 Marge, who would give up eating steak in the Matrix 322 00:14:52,324 --> 00:14:54,525 to go slurp goo in Zion? 323 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,394 We don't have that movie here. 324 00:14:56,428 --> 00:14:59,831 Now Lisa can never ditch me, and I can play with her 325 00:14:59,865 --> 00:15:01,499 forever. 326 00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:05,002 There, I finished. 327 00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:06,537 All 12 of them. 328 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:09,040 I'll never build what I want again. 329 00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,308 Then you've learned your lesson. 330 00:15:10,342 --> 00:15:12,577 Too bad I got these for my birthday. 331 00:15:12,611 --> 00:15:14,912 They always give me the school. 332 00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:18,683 Sparkle Unicorn, 333 00:15:18,717 --> 00:15:20,618 would like some more tea? 334 00:15:20,652 --> 00:15:24,822 Oh, yeah, hook me up with some more of that imaginary nectar. 335 00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:26,824 I've never seen you throw yourself 336 00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:28,626 into a tea party like this. 337 00:15:28,660 --> 00:15:31,662 Before, it always seemed like you were kind of phoning it in. 338 00:15:31,697 --> 00:15:33,164 Not anymore, Lisa. 339 00:15:33,198 --> 00:15:34,699 I've created a perfect world 340 00:15:34,733 --> 00:15:38,302 with no PG-13 movies to take you away from me. 341 00:15:39,838 --> 00:15:42,039 Ah! 'Cause in a toy town, 342 00:15:42,074 --> 00:15:44,375 everything stays shiny and wonderful, 343 00:15:44,409 --> 00:15:46,010 just the way I want it. 344 00:15:46,044 --> 00:15:48,379 You'll always be my little girl. 345 00:15:48,413 --> 00:15:51,015 Maggie will always be my giant baby. 346 00:15:51,049 --> 00:15:53,050 Bart will never move out of the house. 347 00:15:53,085 --> 00:15:55,286 I'll work for Mr. Burns forever. 348 00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:57,555 Marge and I will never grow old together 349 00:15:57,589 --> 00:15:59,991 and live like fat cats on Social Security. 350 00:16:00,025 --> 00:16:01,225 Good Lord, 351 00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:02,660 I'll never experience 352 00:16:02,694 --> 00:16:04,795 the ultimate reward for a life well lived-- 353 00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:08,032 the gentle slumber of death. 354 00:16:08,066 --> 00:16:09,700 Marge, I made a terrible mistake! 355 00:16:09,735 --> 00:16:11,569 The fact that kids grow up is 356 00:16:11,603 --> 00:16:13,537 what makes time with them special. 357 00:16:13,572 --> 00:16:15,339 I think I need to go back. 358 00:16:15,374 --> 00:16:16,741 I wish you'd told me that 359 00:16:16,775 --> 00:16:18,509 before I bought all these groceries. 360 00:16:18,543 --> 00:16:20,278 But I understand. 361 00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:23,714 Lego Marge, you're just as cool as Real Marge. 362 00:16:23,749 --> 00:16:25,783 Who?! Nobody, nobody. 363 00:16:25,817 --> 00:16:28,286 Plastic Comic Book Guy, I need to go back home. 364 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:31,155 Home? But you've discovered the joy of living in a world 365 00:16:31,189 --> 00:16:33,324 made of toys where nothing bad can ever happen. 366 00:16:35,694 --> 00:16:39,263 But I miss burning my mouth on pizza, 367 00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:43,434 and David Blaine stunts where he could really die. 368 00:16:43,468 --> 00:16:45,303 Now tell me how to get out of here! 369 00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:47,371 All you need to do is open the box back 370 00:16:47,406 --> 00:16:49,473 to your so-called reality. 371 00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:52,843 But I can't let that happen. 372 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,480 Huh? You're the bad guy? 373 00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:58,783 I thought you were the rule-explainer guy. 374 00:16:58,817 --> 00:17:01,319 As an adult who surrounds himself with child's toys, 375 00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:03,287 I represent the part of your psyche 376 00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:05,523 that prefers this artificial world. 377 00:17:08,393 --> 00:17:09,794 How did you do that?! 378 00:17:09,828 --> 00:17:12,630 Because, as the ultimate collector, 379 00:17:12,664 --> 00:17:16,300 I have every play set ever made. 380 00:17:16,335 --> 00:17:17,601 Huh? 381 00:17:17,636 --> 00:17:20,037 Pirates! 382 00:17:21,673 --> 00:17:23,574 Pajama guys! 383 00:17:25,010 --> 00:17:27,044 I'll never get home. 384 00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:29,313 Who could build something awesome enough to save me? 385 00:17:29,348 --> 00:17:30,715 Who? 386 00:17:30,749 --> 00:17:34,085 Who?! Who?! 387 00:17:34,119 --> 00:17:36,220 Don't you even think about it. 388 00:17:37,856 --> 00:17:40,358 You are thinking about it, aren't you? 389 00:17:51,269 --> 00:17:54,271 You are going back where you came from-- 390 00:17:54,306 --> 00:17:55,673 Denmark. 391 00:17:55,707 --> 00:17:57,274 What is that thing? 392 00:17:57,309 --> 00:18:00,177 I have no idea, but it's gonna kick his butt. 393 00:18:00,212 --> 00:18:02,246 That robot is made out of Batmobile, 394 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:04,348 Hobbit hole and SpongeBob play sets. 395 00:18:04,383 --> 00:18:07,051 That's... that's mis-set-genation. 396 00:18:07,085 --> 00:18:08,786 Kid power. 397 00:18:08,820 --> 00:18:11,122 Lion blast! 398 00:18:12,324 --> 00:18:13,891 Lightsaber barf! 399 00:18:19,664 --> 00:18:22,199 Fire Principal! 400 00:18:22,234 --> 00:18:24,535 This is strangely exhilarating. 401 00:18:24,569 --> 00:18:26,037 No. No. 402 00:18:26,071 --> 00:18:28,239 No! 403 00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:32,309 I am going to enjoy playing with this thing forever! 404 00:18:34,012 --> 00:18:36,080 I'm a creative but undisciplined builder! 405 00:18:50,429 --> 00:18:51,896 Good-bye, Homie. 406 00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:54,098 Your squishy meat family is lucky 407 00:18:54,132 --> 00:18:56,067 to have a good man like you. 408 00:18:56,101 --> 00:18:58,636 Oh, baby, no matter what the reality, 409 00:18:58,670 --> 00:19:01,105 you're the best thing in it. 410 00:19:04,443 --> 00:19:07,011 Hmm. That was a little weird, right? 411 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,181 A little bit. 412 00:19:14,953 --> 00:19:16,587 Dad, wake up. 413 00:19:16,621 --> 00:19:18,222 Wake up. 414 00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:25,663 Oh, Meat Lisa, it's you. 415 00:19:25,697 --> 00:19:27,264 Are you okay? 416 00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:29,333 Oh, I had this crazy dream 417 00:19:29,367 --> 00:19:31,735 where I was in a world made of Lego bricks 418 00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:34,472 and learned important lessons about parenting. 419 00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:36,874 Mmm, isn't that kind of the plot of the...? 420 00:19:36,908 --> 00:19:38,342 No. No, it's not. 421 00:19:38,376 --> 00:19:39,877 It's a new plot. 422 00:19:39,911 --> 00:19:41,345 Honey, what are you doing here? 423 00:19:41,379 --> 00:19:42,899 I thought you were going to your movie. 424 00:19:42,914 --> 00:19:44,315 I changed my mind. 425 00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:46,150 I knew how much this meant to you. 426 00:19:46,184 --> 00:19:48,552 No, no, go to the movie with your friends. 427 00:19:48,587 --> 00:19:50,454 If there's one thing I've learned, 428 00:19:50,489 --> 00:19:53,324 it's that I can't stop you from growing up. 429 00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:54,725 I love you, Dad. 430 00:19:54,759 --> 00:19:56,861 Me, too, little girl. 431 00:19:59,331 --> 00:20:04,331 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man 432 00:20:30,513 --> 00:20:33,849 Thayson, Joshuel, don't make me pick between you two 433 00:20:33,883 --> 00:20:36,518 on the night before I reenter the Struggle Dome again. 434 00:20:36,552 --> 00:20:37,986 We'll never stop loving you, 435 00:20:38,020 --> 00:20:40,488 even if you string us along forever. 436 00:20:40,523 --> 00:20:42,591 Forever. Forever. 437 00:20:42,625 --> 00:20:45,160 How can I choose between two boys, 438 00:20:45,194 --> 00:20:47,395 one who's dangerous but good-looking, 439 00:20:47,430 --> 00:20:49,698 the other who's strong but super cute? 440 00:20:49,732 --> 00:20:51,499 Ah! 441 00:20:51,534 --> 00:20:54,336 Oh, my God, this is terrible. 442 00:20:54,370 --> 00:20:56,538 When do they get to killing the children? 443 00:20:56,572 --> 00:20:57,873 Shh! 444 00:20:57,907 --> 00:20:59,774 Wait a second. You're not into this... 445 00:20:59,809 --> 00:21:01,243 Shh! 446 00:21:01,277 --> 00:21:02,911 She's trying on dresses. 447 00:21:02,945 --> 00:21:07,048 Oh, I just wanted to see kids fight to the death, is all. 448 00:21:07,083 --> 00:21:09,718 Shh...! 449 00:21:52,471 --> 00:21:53,710 Shh!