1 00:00:17,156 --> 00:00:21,156 ♪ The Simpsons 25x20 ♪ Brick Like Me Original Air Date on May 4, 2014 2 00:00:24,579 --> 00:00:26,186 Homie! Homie, wake up! 3 00:00:26,212 --> 00:00:27,793 You're having a nightmare. 4 00:00:27,805 --> 00:00:30,132 It's not selling out. It's co-branding. 5 00:00:30,155 --> 00:00:32,377 - Co-branding! - Wake up! 6 00:00:34,545 --> 00:00:39,153 Oh, honey, the best part of every day is waking up to your smiling face. 7 00:00:39,179 --> 00:00:40,366 Oh... 8 00:00:40,384 --> 00:00:42,586 Just like the best day of my life was when you 9 00:00:42,612 --> 00:00:44,988 gave me your hand in marriage. 10 00:00:45,022 --> 00:00:46,475 Ooh. 11 00:00:46,504 --> 00:00:48,645 I'd like it back, please. 12 00:00:49,901 --> 00:00:51,568 Hey! Drop it, you stupid dog! 13 00:00:51,589 --> 00:00:53,162 That's one of my wife's pieces! 14 00:00:53,175 --> 00:00:55,772 She needs it to reciprocate high fives! 15 00:00:59,389 --> 00:01:02,827 That's okay, Homie. I'll just grab another. 16 00:01:03,675 --> 00:01:04,822 Mmm... 17 00:01:04,842 --> 00:01:08,488 Oh... I haven't worn this one since New Year's. 18 00:01:13,411 --> 00:01:16,638 Hmm. Is it just me, or does something seem... 19 00:01:16,654 --> 00:01:18,061 weird today? 20 00:01:18,082 --> 00:01:22,891 You're right-- something is different about the Simpsons today. 21 00:01:22,911 --> 00:01:25,244 Your father's wearing a tie. 22 00:01:25,262 --> 00:01:27,182 Oh, that's what's different! 23 00:01:27,201 --> 00:01:30,684 - That's the one and only thing. - Maggie! Stop that! 24 00:01:30,708 --> 00:01:32,876 No more playing with your food. 25 00:01:35,519 --> 00:01:38,187 Aw, they're so cute when they're Duplo. 26 00:01:40,578 --> 00:01:43,296 Uh, yes, is this a toy store? 27 00:01:43,309 --> 00:01:46,435 Uh-huh. I'm supposed to get my daughter a birthday present-- 28 00:01:46,453 --> 00:01:48,230 hmm, what's it called? 29 00:01:48,246 --> 00:01:51,199 Here it is. Perky Patty's Princess Shop. 30 00:01:53,203 --> 00:01:57,127 Oh! I'm so sorry-- but I have an awesome excuse: 31 00:01:57,148 --> 00:01:58,889 I was distracted driving. 32 00:01:58,910 --> 00:02:00,964 Oh, don't worry about it. 33 00:02:00,984 --> 00:02:02,924 Good thing we don't feel pain. 34 00:02:02,942 --> 00:02:05,187 Hey! These are the monkey's legs! 35 00:02:08,026 --> 00:02:11,559 Come back! I'm a clown! I can't afford to look ridiculous! 36 00:02:13,137 --> 00:02:16,090 Hey, Bart, check out what I brought for share day. 37 00:02:16,109 --> 00:02:17,910 Whoa! A skunk! 38 00:02:17,935 --> 00:02:19,368 Who should we stink first? 39 00:02:19,381 --> 00:02:21,946 It can't spray-- it's been de-sacked. 40 00:02:21,966 --> 00:02:25,783 Ew! The gypsy skunk-seller lied! 41 00:02:33,050 --> 00:02:34,410 He went in there! 42 00:02:35,926 --> 00:02:40,706 Stop it! If you pull out those bricks, the whole school could collapse! 43 00:02:40,726 --> 00:02:42,806 But there's a skunk in there. 44 00:02:42,831 --> 00:02:44,798 Scottish steak! 45 00:02:55,317 --> 00:02:58,048 You are going to rebuild every brick of this school. 46 00:02:58,062 --> 00:03:00,509 This says: Ages 12 and up. 47 00:03:00,529 --> 00:03:03,173 Age guidelines are conservative, and everyone knows it. 48 00:03:05,323 --> 00:03:09,174 And to motivate you, some words of support from the school chum. 49 00:03:13,170 --> 00:03:14,737 Haw-haw! 50 00:03:15,286 --> 00:03:16,695 Thank you, Nelson. 51 00:03:21,551 --> 00:03:24,240 One Perky Patty's Princess Shop, please. 52 00:03:24,255 --> 00:03:26,955 Ah. Always good to meet a fellow AMFOP. 53 00:03:26,974 --> 00:03:30,001 - Huh? - Adult Male Fan of Princesses. 54 00:03:30,021 --> 00:03:31,308 It's for my daughter. 55 00:03:31,328 --> 00:03:33,081 Yes, yes, it's always for the daughter. 56 00:03:33,097 --> 00:03:37,297 Well, that's weird. I feel like I've seen this toy before. 57 00:03:40,202 --> 00:03:43,824 - Do you like it, honey? - I love it, Dad! Thank you. 58 00:03:43,841 --> 00:03:46,241 Well, have fun putting it together. 59 00:03:46,271 --> 00:03:49,198 Wait, wha... Dad, don't you want to build it with me? 60 00:03:49,218 --> 00:03:53,182 Well, there's no dad on the box. I don't want to get in trouble. 61 00:03:53,704 --> 00:03:56,380 Of course I do! 62 00:04:01,278 --> 00:04:02,818 Mm-hmm. 63 00:04:02,844 --> 00:04:06,989 Well, what do you know? I enjoyed playing with you. 64 00:04:07,002 --> 00:04:07,989 Me, too, Dad. 65 00:04:08,008 --> 00:04:09,721 No, no, no. Listen to me. 66 00:04:09,747 --> 00:04:13,578 We played... and it wasn't boring. 67 00:04:13,623 --> 00:04:15,132 We've played lots of times. 68 00:04:15,158 --> 00:04:16,818 Of course we have! 69 00:04:16,837 --> 00:04:19,090 Because you're my girl and I love you. 70 00:04:19,103 --> 00:04:21,016 But I'm letting you in on a secret. 71 00:04:21,042 --> 00:04:25,569 When parents play with their kids, they don't like it. 72 00:04:25,589 --> 00:04:27,693 - And I'm no different. - Oh. 73 00:04:27,713 --> 00:04:29,420 Suddenly I can't breathe. 74 00:04:29,433 --> 00:04:33,063 Every fiber of my being screams out for a nap. 75 00:04:33,075 --> 00:04:35,522 And if someone handed me an issue of The New Yorker, 76 00:04:35,541 --> 00:04:39,285 I would read the fiction. I swear to God I would. 77 00:04:39,298 --> 00:04:43,234 Wow. But there are millions of parents in the world. 78 00:04:43,247 --> 00:04:46,167 - Surely some of them like playing with... - Nope, not even one. 79 00:04:46,186 --> 00:04:50,675 Just look at the things you kids like: Tea parties with pretend food; 80 00:04:50,694 --> 00:04:53,339 Hide-and-seek with flagrant peeking; 81 00:04:53,365 --> 00:04:57,635 And the most inhumane torture ever devised by man... 82 00:04:59,472 --> 00:05:01,132 Candy Land. 83 00:05:01,152 --> 00:05:03,154 - Oh. - But this... 84 00:05:03,173 --> 00:05:05,988 this is tolerable! 85 00:05:08,138 --> 00:05:09,625 What a crazy vision. 86 00:05:09,638 --> 00:05:13,661 I was in a world where nothing is made of bricks, except for toys! 87 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:16,145 Hey, read the sign. 88 00:05:16,159 --> 00:05:17,533 Thank you. 89 00:05:19,529 --> 00:05:22,957 Marge, I'm telling you, it was so weird. 90 00:05:22,976 --> 00:05:28,744 My body was squishy, and my hands looked like snakes made of meat! 91 00:05:28,765 --> 00:05:30,038 It was horrible! 92 00:05:30,066 --> 00:05:33,503 Oh, Homie, it was probably just a mini-stroke. 93 00:05:33,523 --> 00:05:35,936 You're just saying that to make me feel better. 94 00:05:35,963 --> 00:05:37,963 Whatever you saw, it wasn't real. 95 00:05:37,989 --> 00:05:40,036 That's how the world works. 96 00:05:40,056 --> 00:05:44,211 Everything fits with everything else, and nobody ever gets hurt. 97 00:05:44,236 --> 00:05:45,296 I know. 98 00:05:45,316 --> 00:05:48,099 Oh, maybe you just need someone to... 99 00:05:48,112 --> 00:05:51,113 you know, take your mind off it? 100 00:05:51,153 --> 00:05:51,993 Hm? 101 00:05:52,006 --> 00:05:54,033 I always need that. 102 00:05:54,057 --> 00:05:58,144 I only don't ask because being rejected... 103 00:05:58,160 --> 00:06:00,053 gets old. 104 00:06:04,068 --> 00:06:07,670 Oh, baby, I feel so close to you right now. 105 00:06:14,498 --> 00:06:16,073 Hmm? Hmm? 106 00:06:16,106 --> 00:06:18,891 Marge? Did you replace our regular mirror 107 00:06:18,911 --> 00:06:21,664 with a magical mirror from a mystical salesman 108 00:06:21,690 --> 00:06:24,147 at a weird store that if we went back to find it, 109 00:06:24,167 --> 00:06:25,954 it wouldn't be there anymore? 110 00:06:25,975 --> 00:06:27,928 No. 111 00:06:31,285 --> 00:06:34,415 Okay, Homer, get a grip. I'm sure lots of people, 112 00:06:34,437 --> 00:06:38,302 every time they look in the mirror, see a hideous flesh monster. 113 00:06:38,322 --> 00:06:40,090 Just a one-time thing. 114 00:06:41,709 --> 00:06:43,069 Oh, brick me! 115 00:06:43,598 --> 00:06:47,388 Leave me alone! Why don't you go back where you came from! 116 00:06:47,415 --> 00:06:49,695 I have as much right to be here as you! 117 00:06:49,715 --> 00:06:52,659 I, sir, am in the Advent calendar! 118 00:06:52,682 --> 00:06:54,769 - Hmm? - December 18, 119 00:06:54,794 --> 00:06:56,681 final week! Huh? 120 00:06:57,988 --> 00:07:01,621 Moe, I'm going crazy-- I need to kill off as many of my brain cells as possible. 121 00:07:01,641 --> 00:07:03,028 Well, I'm here to help. 122 00:07:06,764 --> 00:07:08,744 What the...? This isn't beer. 123 00:07:08,764 --> 00:07:10,457 Beer is plastic circles. 124 00:07:10,474 --> 00:07:12,894 How can I drink... 125 00:07:12,919 --> 00:07:14,362 this? 126 00:07:15,017 --> 00:07:16,996 Did you guys see... that? 127 00:07:17,022 --> 00:07:18,996 Oh, it's getting worse! 128 00:07:25,830 --> 00:07:29,030 Ugh! Rebuilding the same boring old school. 129 00:07:29,050 --> 00:07:33,432 I could make this place so much cooler if they just gave me a chance. 130 00:07:44,091 --> 00:07:45,951 What have you done to my school? 131 00:07:45,970 --> 00:07:49,604 I put in a rock-climbing wall, all the classrooms are skate parks, 132 00:07:49,624 --> 00:07:53,143 we got zip-line stairwells, Terminator gym teachers, 133 00:07:53,163 --> 00:07:58,409 your office is now a haunted forest-- extra ghosts-- and, if you can believe it, 134 00:07:58,422 --> 00:08:00,389 two tetherball poles. 135 00:08:00,411 --> 00:08:03,995 How will children learn if they don't feel like they're in kid jail? 136 00:08:04,008 --> 00:08:06,495 Relax. I used all the same bricks. 137 00:08:06,522 --> 00:08:09,325 - Plus Ralph. - Yo soy language lab. 138 00:08:12,482 --> 00:08:15,582 But I don't want to go to church-- I'm too busy going crazy. 139 00:08:15,601 --> 00:08:18,149 Come on, Homie. When I'm troubled, 140 00:08:18,176 --> 00:08:22,711 I always find solace in the airtight logic of religion. 141 00:08:22,732 --> 00:08:27,297 "Before the world began, there was only table. 142 00:08:27,331 --> 00:08:31,859 "Then the Great Constructor scissored open bag one 143 00:08:31,885 --> 00:08:34,359 "and dumped out the universe. 144 00:08:34,378 --> 00:08:36,936 "Then came the time of the Great Sorting: 145 00:08:36,956 --> 00:08:41,904 "Color to color, shape to shape, and a pile of just windows and doors. 146 00:08:41,936 --> 00:08:45,690 "And everything was made of eternal, unchanging 147 00:08:45,709 --> 00:08:49,167 acrylonitrile butadiene styrene," 148 00:08:49,180 --> 00:08:51,940 or in the common tongue, "plastic." 149 00:08:51,966 --> 00:08:55,034 But, Reverend, what if everything isn't made of plastic? 150 00:08:55,059 --> 00:08:57,092 I think there's more to this world. 151 00:08:57,118 --> 00:09:00,149 You mean like decals? Well, the Orthodox don't use them, 152 00:09:00,169 --> 00:09:02,781 but we're a Reform congregation. 153 00:09:05,106 --> 00:09:08,009 No. I mean a place where nothing snaps together 154 00:09:08,015 --> 00:09:11,116 and you just can't toss your kids in a dishwasher to clean 'em. 155 00:09:11,124 --> 00:09:16,673 Oh, Homer, a place like that could only exist in some kind of magic rock song. 156 00:09:16,713 --> 00:09:18,764 Look around-- we live in a perfect world 157 00:09:18,784 --> 00:09:21,024 where everything fits together and no one gets hurt. 158 00:09:21,043 --> 00:09:22,164 Mustache is right. 159 00:09:22,190 --> 00:09:24,223 But I'm having all these hallucinations. 160 00:09:24,242 --> 00:09:28,035 Like right now my hands look like they're these weird wiggly things. 161 00:09:28,056 --> 00:09:31,983 I think they have a name, but I can't put my finger on it. 162 00:09:33,028 --> 00:09:34,101 Don't look, boys! 163 00:09:35,364 --> 00:09:37,231 Wait! You guys see them, too? 164 00:09:37,250 --> 00:09:38,558 He's a freak! 165 00:09:38,593 --> 00:09:41,979 Take him apart and lose the pieces under the couch! 166 00:09:42,003 --> 00:09:44,250 Well, I don't find him disgusting. 167 00:09:44,273 --> 00:09:46,374 Oh, boy, that's mushy! 168 00:09:46,394 --> 00:09:48,167 Come on, Marge. We need real answers, 169 00:09:48,203 --> 00:09:51,279 and there's only one place we can get them! 170 00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:53,366 Let's see, "fingers." 171 00:09:53,382 --> 00:09:56,684 Come on, show me something about fingers. 172 00:09:57,867 --> 00:10:01,380 Bad news, people. Our religion is not true. 173 00:10:01,403 --> 00:10:03,719 Sorry about that. Really sorry. 174 00:10:06,060 --> 00:10:08,327 If I'm right, when I touch this box, 175 00:10:08,352 --> 00:10:11,339 it'll trigger another memory from some alternate me's life. 176 00:10:11,358 --> 00:10:15,633 If I don't come back from that other place, tell my wife I loved her. 177 00:10:15,656 --> 00:10:16,889 I'm right here. 178 00:10:16,912 --> 00:10:18,901 Promise me! 179 00:10:22,109 --> 00:10:25,109 I can't believe all the time I wasted playing with Bart 180 00:10:25,121 --> 00:10:27,167 when I could have been playing with you. 181 00:10:27,188 --> 00:10:28,335 Aw... 182 00:10:28,357 --> 00:10:31,393 Our little Springfield is really turning out great. 183 00:10:31,426 --> 00:10:34,833 City Hall, the weird-smelling bank, Rehab World... 184 00:10:34,850 --> 00:10:37,069 Krustyburger, Krustyburger Express, 185 00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:39,208 the Krustyburger where the governor got stabbed... 186 00:10:39,226 --> 00:10:41,300 Oh, you two. 187 00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:44,052 Hey, look what I found in the "Arts-Weekend-Obituary" 188 00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:46,149 section of the paper. 189 00:10:46,162 --> 00:10:47,809 A builders competition! 190 00:10:47,829 --> 00:10:49,456 We got to enter our mini-Springfield. 191 00:10:49,478 --> 00:10:50,924 We're a great team! 192 00:10:50,944 --> 00:10:53,334 We're there. I'll clear my calendar. 193 00:10:54,782 --> 00:10:57,482 Hey, Lenny, remember those two surfers we were gonna fight? 194 00:10:57,501 --> 00:10:58,455 Well, you're on your own. 195 00:10:58,480 --> 00:11:00,495 But you're the one who sat on their fish tacos. 196 00:11:00,508 --> 00:11:02,262 Great talking to you, buddy. 197 00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:08,513 Lisa, Lisa, I spent all day at work 198 00:11:08,532 --> 00:11:11,447 making a Duff brewery for our mini-Springfield. 199 00:11:11,466 --> 00:11:14,763 I don't want to brag, but... it really brews. 200 00:11:16,004 --> 00:11:18,084 Huh? Where is she? 201 00:11:18,113 --> 00:11:22,839 Okay, I got us tickets for the 7:30 show of Survival Games. 202 00:11:22,863 --> 00:11:25,490 I've never been to a PG-13 movie before. 203 00:11:25,509 --> 00:11:28,497 I wonder what the one swear word will be. 204 00:11:28,517 --> 00:11:29,572 What if it's... 205 00:11:31,063 --> 00:11:33,923 Oh, I've never heard that one. 206 00:11:33,936 --> 00:11:36,197 My grampa said it at Thanksgiving. 207 00:11:36,225 --> 00:11:38,818 We usually don't hang out with second graders, 208 00:11:38,831 --> 00:11:40,855 but we saw your Survival Games book report 209 00:11:40,882 --> 00:11:44,222 hanging in the hallway, and we were very impressed. 210 00:11:44,238 --> 00:11:47,924 You really understood that the theme of the book was love. 211 00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:50,039 Hey, older girls, I'm Homer Simpson. 212 00:11:50,064 --> 00:11:53,258 That's right. Lisa's playtime partner and BFF. 213 00:11:55,537 --> 00:11:59,053 I assume Lisa told you about the pretend tiny town 214 00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:01,965 she's building with her overweight father. 215 00:12:01,982 --> 00:12:04,802 Oh, yeah, it's gonna be mucho fresh. 216 00:12:04,813 --> 00:12:08,269 Come on, honey. It's time to click some bricks. 217 00:12:08,875 --> 00:12:11,302 I don't know what he's doing up here. 218 00:12:11,315 --> 00:12:13,400 He usually stays in the basement. 219 00:12:13,434 --> 00:12:15,869 It's okay, Lisa. We have dads, too. 220 00:12:15,884 --> 00:12:17,851 I have three dads. 221 00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:19,564 See you Friday. 222 00:12:19,581 --> 00:12:22,528 Friday? But that's when Brick-Stock is. 223 00:12:22,550 --> 00:12:28,703 Um, actually, Friday is the opening night of the new Survival Games movie, 224 00:12:28,716 --> 00:12:30,056 and they invited me. 225 00:12:30,071 --> 00:12:32,458 But this was our thing. 226 00:12:32,486 --> 00:12:33,953 I know. I'm sorry, 227 00:12:33,982 --> 00:12:37,578 but cool older girls have never wanted to hang out with me before. 228 00:12:37,592 --> 00:12:39,571 One of them wears deodorant. 229 00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:40,786 I don't know which one. 230 00:12:40,809 --> 00:12:43,050 Oh. All right. 231 00:12:43,084 --> 00:12:45,372 Thanks for understanding, Dad. 232 00:12:46,968 --> 00:12:48,755 What just happened? 233 00:12:48,777 --> 00:12:51,297 It's not you. Lisa's growing up. 234 00:12:51,323 --> 00:12:55,416 It's a really complicated time in a girl's life from age eight to... 235 00:12:55,443 --> 00:12:57,636 actually, all the rest of the way. 236 00:12:57,659 --> 00:13:02,719 Oh! I finally found something I like doing with my daughter, and now I've lost it. 237 00:13:02,737 --> 00:13:05,059 I don't fit into her world. 238 00:13:05,813 --> 00:13:07,086 This is for the tacos! 239 00:13:07,112 --> 00:13:08,308 Ow! 240 00:13:09,451 --> 00:13:11,786 Tacos, brah! Ow! 241 00:13:18,752 --> 00:13:20,878 - What did you build? - Mmm... 242 00:13:21,589 --> 00:13:25,756 Oh, that's the teenage crossbow ace who stole my daughter from me. 243 00:13:25,782 --> 00:13:28,557 Keendah Wildwill is a modern feminist hero-- 244 00:13:28,589 --> 00:13:30,856 strong, independent and resourceful. 245 00:13:30,876 --> 00:13:34,076 She's a little... bustier than I remember. 246 00:13:34,101 --> 00:13:36,436 My work on that front is never done. 247 00:13:43,078 --> 00:13:45,765 I wish I lived in little Springfield. 248 00:13:45,786 --> 00:13:49,767 Everything fits together, and no one ever gets hurt. 249 00:13:56,437 --> 00:13:57,777 Okay... 250 00:13:57,793 --> 00:14:00,306 Apparently, our whole world is a fantasy in the mind 251 00:14:00,319 --> 00:14:02,876 of an emotionally-devastated Homer Simpson. 252 00:14:02,891 --> 00:14:06,427 One of the main questions I have about that is, why? 253 00:14:06,448 --> 00:14:08,881 The real Homer fears losing his daughter's love, 254 00:14:08,904 --> 00:14:12,603 so he invented this toy world where nothing will ever change. 255 00:14:12,627 --> 00:14:13,896 How can you be sure? 256 00:14:13,916 --> 00:14:16,497 I have devoted my life to second-rate science fiction. 257 00:14:16,518 --> 00:14:19,019 Trust me, that is what we are dealing with here. 258 00:14:19,032 --> 00:14:21,451 So if I don't find my way out of here, 259 00:14:21,470 --> 00:14:24,895 I could be trapped in a fantasy forever? 260 00:14:24,922 --> 00:14:26,342 I'm afraid so. 261 00:14:27,487 --> 00:14:29,600 I'm trapped in a fantasy forever! 262 00:14:29,624 --> 00:14:32,672 Kiss my flat plastic butt, reality. 263 00:14:35,223 --> 00:14:36,056 Ooh. 264 00:14:36,091 --> 00:14:38,937 Daddy-daughter time will never end! 265 00:14:42,103 --> 00:14:44,954 Inventing this toy world to live in is the smartest thing 266 00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:47,222 my brain-damaged brain ever did. 267 00:14:47,244 --> 00:14:49,854 Nothing bad can ever happen here. 268 00:14:51,234 --> 00:14:53,333 Great throw, Homer. 269 00:14:56,084 --> 00:14:57,821 Put it in Tupperware, boys. 270 00:14:57,841 --> 00:15:00,210 We'll rebuild it tomorrow. 271 00:15:00,243 --> 00:15:01,583 Homie, ask yourself-- 272 00:15:01,602 --> 00:15:05,557 can you really live in a paradise if you know it's just pretend? 273 00:15:05,583 --> 00:15:11,526 Marge, who would give up eating steak in the Matrix to go slurp goo in Zion? 274 00:15:11,540 --> 00:15:13,374 We don't have that movie here. 275 00:15:13,396 --> 00:15:18,263 Now Lisa can never ditch me, and I can play with her forever. 276 00:15:20,403 --> 00:15:23,576 There, I finished. All 12 of them. 277 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:25,860 I'll never build what I want again. 278 00:15:25,882 --> 00:15:27,529 Then you've learned your lesson. 279 00:15:27,555 --> 00:15:29,529 Too bad I got these for my birthday. 280 00:15:29,552 --> 00:15:31,639 They always give me the school. 281 00:15:34,156 --> 00:15:37,163 Sparkle Unicorn, would like some more tea? 282 00:15:37,182 --> 00:15:42,101 Oh, yeah, hook me up with some more of that imaginary nectar. 283 00:15:42,113 --> 00:15:45,395 I've never seen you throw yourself into a tea party like this. 284 00:15:45,408 --> 00:15:48,453 Before, it always seemed like you were kind of phoning it in. 285 00:15:48,484 --> 00:15:49,691 Not anymore, Lisa. 286 00:15:49,704 --> 00:15:55,136 I've created a perfect world with no PG-13 movies to take you away from me. 287 00:15:56,403 --> 00:15:57,557 Ah! 288 00:15:57,582 --> 00:16:01,375 'Cause in a toy town, everything stays shiny and wonderful, 289 00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:03,137 just the way I want it. 290 00:16:03,158 --> 00:16:05,205 You'll always be my little girl. 291 00:16:05,220 --> 00:16:07,877 Maggie will always be my giant baby. 292 00:16:07,896 --> 00:16:09,910 Bart will never move out of the house. 293 00:16:09,926 --> 00:16:12,653 I'll work for Mr. Burns forever. 294 00:16:12,681 --> 00:16:16,897 Marge and I will never grow old together and live like fat cats on Social Security. 295 00:16:16,919 --> 00:16:21,903 Good Lord, I'll never experience the ultimate reward for a life well lived-- 296 00:16:21,938 --> 00:16:25,140 the gentle slumber of death. 297 00:16:25,153 --> 00:16:27,020 Marge, I made a terrible mistake! 298 00:16:27,039 --> 00:16:30,387 The fact that kids grow up is what makes time with them special. 299 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:32,227 I think I need to go back. 300 00:16:32,253 --> 00:16:35,347 I wish you'd told me that before I bought all these groceries. 301 00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:37,190 But I understand. 302 00:16:37,203 --> 00:16:40,724 Lego Marge, you're just as cool as Real Marge. 303 00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,663 - Who?! - Nobody, nobody. 304 00:16:42,684 --> 00:16:45,131 Plastic Comic Book Guy, I need to go back home. 305 00:16:45,154 --> 00:16:48,030 Home? But you've discovered the joy of living in a world 306 00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:50,836 made of toys where nothing bad can ever happen. 307 00:16:52,921 --> 00:16:56,201 But I miss burning my mouth on pizza, 308 00:16:56,227 --> 00:17:00,356 and David Blaine stunts where he could really die. 309 00:17:00,381 --> 00:17:02,229 Now tell me how to get out of here! 310 00:17:02,258 --> 00:17:06,538 All you need to do is open the box back to your so-called reality. 311 00:17:06,555 --> 00:17:09,890 But I can't let that happen. 312 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:13,567 Huh? You're the bad guy? 313 00:17:13,593 --> 00:17:15,660 I thought you were the rule-explainer guy. 314 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:18,476 As an adult who surrounds himself with child's toys, 315 00:17:18,489 --> 00:17:22,336 I represent the part of your psyche that prefers this artificial world. 316 00:17:25,501 --> 00:17:26,808 How did you do that?! 317 00:17:26,836 --> 00:17:33,105 Because, as the ultimate collector, I have every play set ever made. 318 00:17:33,735 --> 00:17:34,942 Huh? 319 00:17:35,296 --> 00:17:36,715 Pirates! 320 00:17:38,648 --> 00:17:40,549 Pajama guys! 321 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:46,713 I'll never get home. Who could build something awesome enough to save me? 322 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,013 Who? 323 00:17:48,036 --> 00:17:51,636 Who?! Who?! 324 00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:53,446 Don't you even think about it. 325 00:17:55,409 --> 00:17:57,233 You are thinking about it, aren't you? 326 00:18:08,628 --> 00:18:11,628 You are going back where you came from-- 327 00:18:11,654 --> 00:18:12,661 Denmark. 328 00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:14,202 What is that thing? 329 00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:17,356 I have no idea, but it's gonna kick his butt. 330 00:18:17,386 --> 00:18:19,268 That robot is made out of Batmobile, 331 00:18:19,281 --> 00:18:21,469 Hobbit Hole and SpongeBob play sets. 332 00:18:21,484 --> 00:18:24,131 That's... that's mis-set-genation. 333 00:18:24,505 --> 00:18:25,605 Kid power. 334 00:18:25,634 --> 00:18:27,936 Lion blast! 335 00:18:29,292 --> 00:18:31,005 Lightsaber barf! 336 00:18:36,572 --> 00:18:38,535 Fire Principal! 337 00:18:39,229 --> 00:18:41,414 This is strangely exhilarating. 338 00:18:41,447 --> 00:18:44,240 No. No. No! 339 00:18:45,214 --> 00:18:49,343 I am going to enjoy playing with this thing forever! 340 00:18:50,413 --> 00:18:53,412 I'm a creative but undisciplined builder! 341 00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:08,637 Good-bye, Homie. 342 00:19:08,650 --> 00:19:12,994 Your squishy meat family is lucky to have a good man like you. 343 00:19:13,028 --> 00:19:17,832 Oh, baby, no matter what the reality, you're the best thing in it. 344 00:19:21,236 --> 00:19:24,319 Hmm. That was a little weird, right? 345 00:19:25,501 --> 00:19:26,861 A little bit. 346 00:19:32,514 --> 00:19:34,174 Dad, wake up. 347 00:19:34,202 --> 00:19:35,803 Wake up. 348 00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:42,871 Oh, Meat Lisa, it's you. 349 00:19:42,891 --> 00:19:44,291 Are you okay? 350 00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:48,641 Oh, I had this crazy dream where I was in a world made of Lego bricks 351 00:19:48,667 --> 00:19:51,700 and learned important lessons about parenting. 352 00:19:51,713 --> 00:19:53,933 Mmm, isn't that kind of the plot of the...? 353 00:19:53,955 --> 00:19:56,911 No. No, it's not. It's a new plot. 354 00:19:56,932 --> 00:19:59,812 Honey, what are you doing here? I thought you were going to your movie. 355 00:19:59,835 --> 00:20:03,182 I changed my mind. I knew how much this meant to you. 356 00:20:03,195 --> 00:20:05,625 No, no, go to the movie with your friends. 357 00:20:05,642 --> 00:20:10,159 If there's one thing I've learned, it's that I can't stop you from growing up. 358 00:20:10,186 --> 00:20:11,849 I love you, Dad. 359 00:20:11,867 --> 00:20:13,744 Me, too, little girl. 360 00:20:47,428 --> 00:20:50,730 Thayson, Joshuel, don't make me pick between you two 361 00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:53,586 on the night before I reenter the Struggle Dome again. 362 00:20:53,614 --> 00:20:57,614 We'll never stop loving you, even if you string us along forever. 363 00:20:57,638 --> 00:20:59,706 - Forever. - Forever. 364 00:20:59,719 --> 00:21:04,219 How can I choose between two boys, one who's dangerous but good-looking, 365 00:21:04,231 --> 00:21:06,724 the other who's strong but super cute? 366 00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:08,434 Ah! 367 00:21:08,455 --> 00:21:11,475 Oh, my God, this is terrible. 368 00:21:11,508 --> 00:21:13,813 When do they get to killing the children? 369 00:21:13,845 --> 00:21:14,880 Shh! 370 00:21:14,895 --> 00:21:16,849 Wait a second. You're not into this... 371 00:21:16,869 --> 00:21:19,936 Shh! She's trying on dresses. 372 00:21:19,966 --> 00:21:23,899 Oh, I just wanted to see kids fight to the death, is all. 373 00:21:23,911 --> 00:21:26,546 Shh...! 374 00:21:28,257 --> 00:21:35,257 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man Resync for WEB-DL by Norther 375 00:22:09,413 --> 00:22:10,652 Shh!