1 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:21,633 Guys, we're going on a cruise and you guys are coming with us.. 2 00:00:21,906 --> 00:00:23,572 And none of you have a choice. (Laughs) 3 00:00:23,574 --> 00:00:25,141 A cruise? If I wanted to watch 4 00:00:25,143 --> 00:00:27,610 a heavy-set guy in sandals eating with his hands, I would've just posted up 5 00:00:27,612 --> 00:00:28,944 and watched Nick in the kitchen. 6 00:00:28,946 --> 00:00:31,147 When we were together, we booked a cruise. 7 00:00:31,149 --> 00:00:33,949 We tried to get our money back, but it's... 8 00:00:33,951 --> 00:00:35,184 Both: Nonrefundable. 9 00:00:35,186 --> 00:00:36,485 Yeah. (Laughs) 10 00:00:36,487 --> 00:00:38,287 They made that very clear. 11 00:00:38,289 --> 00:00:39,588 Seemed like a safe bet at the time. 12 00:00:39,590 --> 00:00:44,694 I don't want a refund on my cruises and I don't want a refund on you. 13 00:00:44,696 --> 00:00:46,095 We're never gonna die! 14 00:00:46,097 --> 00:00:48,197 - Nick: Yeah! - Y'all nasty. 15 00:00:48,199 --> 00:00:50,433 Ah-ha-ha, yeah! 16 00:00:50,435 --> 00:00:51,667 Where you going? 17 00:00:51,669 --> 00:00:53,502 - Yes! - What are you doing now? 18 00:00:53,504 --> 00:00:54,804 Oh, there she goes... (Laughs) 19 00:00:54,806 --> 00:00:57,006 Turns out, I do want a refund... 20 00:00:57,008 --> 00:00:58,307 On you. 21 00:00:58,309 --> 00:00:59,942 Give me my money back! 22 00:00:59,944 --> 00:01:03,946 Jess: Anyway, they let us downgrade our "lovers' suite" 23 00:01:03,948 --> 00:01:05,147 to include four more people. 24 00:01:05,149 --> 00:01:06,615 And that's you guys. 25 00:01:06,617 --> 00:01:09,952 I have some concerns about going on a cruise with two people that just broke up. 26 00:01:09,954 --> 00:01:10,953 - Absolutely. - Me, too. - Yeah, I have the same concern as Winnie. 27 00:01:10,955 --> 00:01:12,154 Like, I don't want to go. 28 00:01:12,156 --> 00:01:13,656 I have strong qualms as well. 29 00:01:13,658 --> 00:01:14,557 He got qualms. 30 00:01:14,559 --> 00:01:15,791 Put those qualms away. 31 00:01:15,793 --> 00:01:17,326 - Yeah. - It's gonna be fine, okay? 32 00:01:17,328 --> 00:01:18,894 - Totally. - We are killing this breakup, honestly. 33 00:01:18,896 --> 00:01:21,997 But we're gonna be on a ship in the middle of the ocean with no escape. 34 00:01:21,999 --> 00:01:24,867 What if you guys get in a big fight and we're stuck out there with you? 35 00:01:24,869 --> 00:01:26,902 It'll be like a floating, all-you-can-eat prison. 36 00:01:26,904 --> 00:01:30,005 I promise you no weirdness. 37 00:01:30,007 --> 00:01:32,475 Guess that's an excuse to go out and buy a new bikini. 38 00:01:32,477 --> 00:01:34,243 - Which could be good. - I'm in. 39 00:01:34,245 --> 00:01:36,178 Full steam ahead! We have two on board! 40 00:01:36,180 --> 00:01:38,080 Nope! 41 00:01:38,082 --> 00:01:40,549 Let's not do, uh, nautical puns, please. 42 00:01:40,551 --> 00:01:41,984 If we're gonna do nautical puns, we shouldn't... 43 00:01:41,986 --> 00:01:43,185 We shouldn't go. 44 00:01:43,187 --> 00:01:44,553 That's fair, and I won't. 45 00:01:44,555 --> 00:01:46,155 I'm in, too. 46 00:01:46,157 --> 00:01:47,490 Uh, I have an idea. Just throwing this out there. 47 00:01:47,492 --> 00:01:51,527 What if we do the cruise on the ground? 48 00:01:51,529 --> 00:01:53,262 - Like, on land. - That's silly. 49 00:01:53,264 --> 00:01:54,830 What, are you scared of boats or something? 50 00:01:54,832 --> 00:01:56,893 Afraid... me, afraid of boats? You're afraid of boats, dude. 51 00:01:56,924 --> 00:01:57,833 Cece: Ha! He's scared of boats? 52 00:01:57,835 --> 00:01:59,068 (Laughs) Hold on, hold on. 53 00:01:59,070 --> 00:02:00,870 Oh, my God, you're scared of boats. 54 00:02:00,872 --> 00:02:02,271 Dude! Is it the boats or the water? Can you swim? 55 00:02:02,273 --> 00:02:03,839 Yeah. You feel safe now? 56 00:02:03,841 --> 00:02:05,007 I'm not... I don't need to be safe, man. 57 00:02:05,009 --> 00:02:06,208 I'm brave! 58 00:02:06,210 --> 00:02:07,443 I take dumps standing up! 59 00:02:07,445 --> 00:02:09,278 I'm a man! 60 00:02:10,247 --> 00:02:12,448 ♪ Who's that girl? ♪ 61 00:02:12,450 --> 00:02:16,352 ♪ Who's that girl? ♪ ♪ It's Jess. ♪ 62 00:02:16,382 --> 00:02:19,382 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen www.addic7ed.com 63 00:02:20,290 --> 00:02:23,459 Schmidt, do you got any Fisherman's pants I can borrow...? 64 00:02:23,461 --> 00:02:24,794 What's that? 65 00:02:24,796 --> 00:02:27,263 It's a class ring for Cece. 66 00:02:27,265 --> 00:02:30,065 She got her ged and I've been tutoring her, so... 67 00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:32,868 I had this made. 68 00:02:33,937 --> 00:02:34,316 What? 69 00:02:34,347 --> 00:02:37,039 Shame, shame, I know your name... 70 00:02:37,041 --> 00:02:39,875 Please don't "shame, shame" me, Winston. 71 00:02:39,877 --> 00:02:41,811 (Singsongy): You're still in love with her. 72 00:02:41,813 --> 00:02:43,412 I am not still in love with her, okay? 73 00:02:43,414 --> 00:02:48,150 You're alone on a boat with Cece, romantic cruise, and you give her jewelry. 74 00:02:48,152 --> 00:02:48,585 Then what? 75 00:02:48,616 --> 00:02:50,319 I tell her that I'm still in love with her 76 00:02:50,321 --> 00:02:52,655 and that I want her back, and then we have sex until the boat sinks. 77 00:02:52,657 --> 00:02:53,989 I knew it, I knew it! 78 00:02:53,991 --> 00:02:54,990 To the bottom of the ocean. 79 00:02:54,992 --> 00:02:56,258 To the bottom of the ocean. 80 00:02:56,260 --> 00:02:57,927 Oh, man... the sand and the mackerel 81 00:02:57,929 --> 00:02:58,961 and the chum and whatever the hell else is down there. 82 00:02:58,963 --> 00:03:00,129 - And crabs. - Not the crabs. 83 00:03:00,131 --> 00:03:01,831 - Yeah. - Don't tell anyone. 84 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,201 I'm serious, Winston. Do not tell anyone. 85 00:03:05,969 --> 00:03:07,369 What are you doing? 86 00:03:10,774 --> 00:03:12,308 You are so weird. 87 00:03:12,310 --> 00:03:15,244 Can you ever just leave the room like a normal person? 88 00:03:15,246 --> 00:03:16,912 All (Chanting): Cruise! Cruise! Cruise! Cruise! 89 00:03:16,914 --> 00:03:19,515 Cruise! Cruise! Yeah! 90 00:03:21,017 --> 00:03:23,319 Coach: A little tight. 91 00:03:23,321 --> 00:03:24,987 With the amount of stuff we're gonna be doing, 92 00:03:24,989 --> 00:03:26,489 we're barely gonna be in the room. 93 00:03:26,491 --> 00:03:27,823 (Chanting): Cruise! Cruise! 94 00:03:27,825 --> 00:03:30,593 Both: Cruise! Cruise. Cruise... 95 00:03:30,595 --> 00:03:35,498 Welcome aboard the Wave Dancer, your home for the next five days. 96 00:03:35,500 --> 00:03:41,470 I am your captain, Jan Nortis, and I invite you to dance on the waves with me. 97 00:03:41,472 --> 00:03:44,039 (Cheering) Cruise! Cruise! 98 00:03:44,041 --> 00:03:45,708 (Chanting): Cruise! Cruise! Cruise! Cru... 99 00:03:45,710 --> 00:03:47,343 I'm gonna get drunk! 100 00:03:47,345 --> 00:03:48,544 Sorry. 101 00:03:48,546 --> 00:03:51,146 Enthusiasm! I like these people. 102 00:03:51,148 --> 00:03:54,717 Friendship is the most crucial ingredient to any sea adventure. 103 00:03:54,719 --> 00:03:57,553 Second only to buoyancy. 104 00:03:58,688 --> 00:04:00,856 Because a ship has to float. 105 00:04:00,858 --> 00:04:02,324 Ah! Oh, okay. 106 00:04:02,326 --> 00:04:03,726 (Laughing) 107 00:04:03,728 --> 00:04:05,294 I didn't know where you was going with it. 108 00:04:05,296 --> 00:04:06,462 Nick: We love you, captain! Whoo-hoo! 109 00:04:06,464 --> 00:04:07,830 Everybody, my name is Doug. 110 00:04:07,832 --> 00:04:08,898 Hi, Doug. Hi, Doug. 111 00:04:08,900 --> 00:04:10,566 Hey, Doug. I'm Winston. 112 00:04:10,568 --> 00:04:12,568 Does anyone know what to do in case of an emergency? 113 00:04:13,203 --> 00:04:14,670 Uh-oh. 114 00:04:14,672 --> 00:04:16,739 It looks like we're all in the same boat. 115 00:04:16,741 --> 00:04:18,140 (Laughing politely) Excuse me. 116 00:04:18,142 --> 00:04:21,477 If we could just continue on without any more nautical puns, that'd be great. 117 00:04:21,479 --> 00:04:23,145 Feels like that's just the lowest form of humor. 118 00:04:23,147 --> 00:04:25,481 Looks like I found a grumpy Gus! 119 00:04:25,483 --> 00:04:26,882 - I'm sorry, a what? - Doug: Boo! 120 00:04:26,884 --> 00:04:28,884 - All: Boo... - Doug: Boo and hiss! Boo. 121 00:04:28,886 --> 00:04:31,820 Folks, if you see Gus frowning around, 122 00:04:31,822 --> 00:04:33,689 brighten up his day by giving him a tickle. 123 00:04:33,691 --> 00:04:35,090 - A what? - Tickle. 124 00:04:35,092 --> 00:04:36,592 - Quit it! Enough! - Tickle. Tickles... 125 00:04:36,594 --> 00:04:38,060 I don't like to be tickled, you guys. 126 00:04:38,062 --> 00:04:39,261 - Tickle, tickle... - All right! Enough! 127 00:04:39,263 --> 00:04:41,230 We have fun! (Chuckles) 128 00:04:41,232 --> 00:04:42,565 But the ocean does not. 129 00:04:42,567 --> 00:04:43,766 What? 130 00:04:43,768 --> 00:04:46,335 Listen to what I have to say if you don't want to die. 131 00:04:46,337 --> 00:04:48,003 Don't worry, Coach. 132 00:04:48,005 --> 00:04:49,371 Everyone who works on a cruise ship is a performer. 133 00:04:49,373 --> 00:04:50,739 - They're just doing a show. - So what? 134 00:04:50,741 --> 00:04:52,241 What are you talking to me about it for? 135 00:04:52,243 --> 00:04:53,842 - I'm not scared. - I just thought you should know. 136 00:04:53,844 --> 00:04:55,444 - You're definitely scared. Sure. - I'm not scared, dude. 137 00:04:55,446 --> 00:04:56,745 - What are you talking about? - Yeah, no, of course. 138 00:04:56,747 --> 00:04:58,180 - I'm not scared. - You'll live. It's okay. 139 00:04:58,182 --> 00:05:00,215 Okay, now I need a volunteer to help me with some emergency procedures. 140 00:05:00,217 --> 00:05:01,750 I'll do it. I don't care. 141 00:05:01,752 --> 00:05:02,885 'Cause I'm not scared. 142 00:05:02,887 --> 00:05:04,587 I'll volunteer my ass off. 143 00:05:04,589 --> 00:05:07,256 (Laughs) 144 00:05:07,258 --> 00:05:09,792 I ain't afraid of you! (Laughs) 145 00:05:11,127 --> 00:05:12,761 - Let's say it's 3:00 A.M. - 3:00 A.M. 146 00:05:12,763 --> 00:05:14,930 - There's alarms going off... - What? 147 00:05:14,932 --> 00:05:16,865 ...freezing seawater up to your ankles. 148 00:05:16,867 --> 00:05:18,701 Adults are screaming, babies are crying! 149 00:05:18,703 --> 00:05:20,369 Go, go, go, go, go! You're up on deck! 150 00:05:20,371 --> 00:05:21,971 There's an Italian guy strapping chains together! 151 00:05:21,973 --> 00:05:23,639 - You don't know what's going on! - I know! 152 00:05:23,641 --> 00:05:25,574 - What do you do? - I don't know! What do I do? 153 00:05:25,576 --> 00:05:27,109 - What do you do? What do you do? - I-I get, I get in the boat? 154 00:05:27,111 --> 00:05:28,277 - You get in the boat! - I get in the boat! 155 00:05:28,279 --> 00:05:29,311 You're getting in the boat! 156 00:05:29,313 --> 00:05:30,879 - I get in the boat! - Wrong! 157 00:05:30,881 --> 00:05:32,214 Wrong! No! The first thing you do is you what? 158 00:05:32,216 --> 00:05:35,150 Make sure your life preserver is strapped on correctly. 159 00:05:35,152 --> 00:05:36,819 No, no, screw that, man! I'm gettin' in the boat! 160 00:05:36,821 --> 00:05:38,420 Get out of my way! 161 00:05:38,422 --> 00:05:39,588 - I'm getting in the boat! - Where you going, Coach? 162 00:05:39,590 --> 00:05:41,925 He's paddling to heaven, 'cause he's already dead. 163 00:05:41,956 --> 00:05:42,658 Don't say that! 164 00:05:42,660 --> 00:05:44,727 Spread your wings, little angel. 165 00:05:44,729 --> 00:05:46,762 - Douglas... that's a little too much. - Oh, my God! Stroke! Stroke! 166 00:05:46,764 --> 00:05:48,597 - Ah, there's two of these! - Okay... all righty. 167 00:05:48,599 --> 00:05:50,265 - How do you do two of these? - Okay... 168 00:05:50,267 --> 00:05:52,968 - You're safe. You're okay. - Stroke! Stroke! (Gasps) 169 00:05:52,970 --> 00:05:54,403 You're okay! 170 00:05:54,405 --> 00:05:55,638 You're okay, you're okay, you're okay. 171 00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:58,340 (Gasping, sobbing) Shh. 172 00:05:58,342 --> 00:06:02,277 ♪ Amazing grace ♪ 173 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:03,479 I'm not afraid of boats. 174 00:06:03,481 --> 00:06:04,780 ♪ How sweet ♪ 175 00:06:04,782 --> 00:06:06,148 No one's afraid. (Sobs) 176 00:06:06,150 --> 00:06:08,183 ♪ The sound... ♪ 177 00:06:08,185 --> 00:06:09,818 Okay, I'm good. I'm good, I'm good. You okay? 178 00:06:09,820 --> 00:06:12,021 (Screaming) 179 00:06:13,189 --> 00:06:14,456 Thank you. 180 00:06:14,458 --> 00:06:16,458 Thank you all for coming to the... 181 00:06:16,460 --> 00:06:18,127 To the seminar. 182 00:06:18,129 --> 00:06:19,728 Remember to sign up for the volleyball tournament. 183 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:25,601 Hey, Coach? You okay, buddy? You okay, pal? 184 00:06:25,603 --> 00:06:27,269 Nah, you guys, I'm fine. I'm just gonna... 185 00:06:27,271 --> 00:06:29,271 I'm gonna hang out in the room for a little bit, okay? 186 00:06:29,273 --> 00:06:31,540 - See you later. - Later. 187 00:06:31,542 --> 00:06:33,609 Cruise! Cruise. Cruise... 188 00:06:33,611 --> 00:06:35,044 What should we do first? 189 00:06:35,046 --> 00:06:36,812 Cheer up, grumpy Gus! All right! 190 00:06:36,814 --> 00:06:38,313 Cut your fingernails, man! Ha ha! 191 00:06:38,315 --> 00:06:39,314 Nice! With this tickling. 192 00:06:39,316 --> 00:06:40,716 (Laughs) 193 00:06:40,718 --> 00:06:42,117 Hey, hey, hey, guys. The captain's coming. 194 00:06:42,119 --> 00:06:43,786 Nick: It's the captain. 195 00:06:43,788 --> 00:06:45,054 Winston: What's up, captain? 196 00:06:45,056 --> 00:06:46,221 Nortis: Hello, again. 197 00:06:46,223 --> 00:06:49,658 I'm captain Jan Nortis, as I previously stated. 198 00:06:49,660 --> 00:06:52,828 I would just like to say that I am a fan of your enthusiasm. 199 00:06:52,830 --> 00:06:56,198 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Please don't do that. 200 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:57,332 Sorry. 201 00:06:57,334 --> 00:07:01,637 I may be a captain, but first and foremost, I am a woman. 202 00:07:02,539 --> 00:07:03,439 Absolutely. 203 00:07:06,209 --> 00:07:07,676 Come on! 204 00:07:07,678 --> 00:07:11,880 Did anyone just see that she was flirting like crazy with Nick? 205 00:07:11,882 --> 00:07:14,750 That was, like, the most shameless flirting I've ever seen. 206 00:07:14,752 --> 00:07:16,418 "Keep it in your pants" 207 00:07:16,420 --> 00:07:18,353 is all I have to say to captain Jan Nortis. 208 00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:19,688 - You're being really weird. - You're being weird. 209 00:07:19,690 --> 00:07:21,056 - Super weird right now. - Here we go. 210 00:07:21,058 --> 00:07:22,024 This is starting now already. 211 00:07:22,026 --> 00:07:23,192 I am not being weird. 212 00:07:23,194 --> 00:07:25,227 You're creating an awkward situation for no reason. 213 00:07:25,229 --> 00:07:26,595 Don't do this, Jess. 214 00:07:26,597 --> 00:07:30,866 If this ship moves as fast as that captain, we'll be in Ensenada by 6:00. 215 00:07:30,868 --> 00:07:32,935 Well, she was flirting with you. 216 00:07:32,937 --> 00:07:35,771 Which I'm okay with, because she is a handsome woman. 217 00:07:35,773 --> 00:07:38,273 Jess, stop. You're being weird. 218 00:07:38,275 --> 00:07:39,708 No, I'm not being weird. 219 00:07:39,710 --> 00:07:41,577 I'm not being weird! 220 00:07:41,579 --> 00:07:43,445 I am, I am being weird. 221 00:07:43,447 --> 00:07:45,013 Okay, focus up for a second. 222 00:07:45,015 --> 00:07:48,217 Okay, they say this is an all-inclusive trip, but you know what that means. 223 00:07:48,219 --> 00:07:49,952 But from their eyes, you have a couple of drinks, 224 00:07:49,954 --> 00:07:52,087 and then you're done. And then what have you paid for? 225 00:07:52,089 --> 00:07:53,388 We're smarter than that, okay? 226 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:55,958 We are. We're gonna take every class, we're gonna do every activity. 227 00:07:55,960 --> 00:07:56,792 We're gonna get our money's worth. 228 00:07:56,794 --> 00:07:58,427 - Okay. Got it? - Yeah. 229 00:07:58,429 --> 00:08:00,062 Uh, Jessica Day and Nick Miller. 230 00:08:00,064 --> 00:08:02,397 All right, Day-Miller party. 231 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:06,268 Here is your itinerary for the grand romance package. 232 00:08:06,270 --> 00:08:08,070 No! No! 233 00:08:08,072 --> 00:08:11,406 Yeah, we're looking for something more like PG-13. 234 00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:12,908 What do you have? 235 00:08:12,910 --> 00:08:14,943 Do you have, like, a friendship package or...? 236 00:08:14,945 --> 00:08:17,713 What package would you recommend for two brothers looking for trouble? 237 00:08:17,715 --> 00:08:19,648 The grand romance package is nonrefundable. 238 00:08:19,650 --> 00:08:22,050 Well, we're not doing that, so we're good. 239 00:08:22,052 --> 00:08:25,053 Are you sure? This includes over $600 of activities and... 240 00:08:25,055 --> 00:08:27,089 - We're gonna do it. - We're not doing it. 241 00:08:27,091 --> 00:08:28,457 $600? 242 00:08:28,459 --> 00:08:29,925 That is 600 one-dollar bills. 243 00:08:29,927 --> 00:08:31,760 That's the only way I can imagine it. 244 00:08:31,762 --> 00:08:33,729 - We can do this. - Okay. Yeah. 245 00:08:33,731 --> 00:08:37,776 We're gonna get our money's worth. We are the best ex-couple in the whole world. 246 00:08:37,807 --> 00:08:38,667 Yeah, we are. 247 00:08:38,669 --> 00:08:40,269 - Yes. - Okay? 248 00:08:40,271 --> 00:08:41,737 You guys are exes? 249 00:08:41,739 --> 00:08:43,438 Yeah, you're not gonna want to do this. 250 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:45,240 We're doing it. Give us the folder. 251 00:08:55,585 --> 00:08:56,819 (Sighs) 252 00:08:56,821 --> 00:08:58,353 - I just wanted to say... - Grumpy Gus! 253 00:08:58,355 --> 00:08:59,688 No! No! No! 254 00:08:59,690 --> 00:09:02,991 - Grumpy Gus. - Sweet mother of sea dragon! 255 00:09:02,993 --> 00:09:04,593 What? What happened? 256 00:09:04,595 --> 00:09:10,966 I just witnessed a dolphin being cut straight in half by our keel. 257 00:09:10,968 --> 00:09:12,434 It's a ghastly sight. 258 00:09:12,436 --> 00:09:13,669 What? 259 00:09:13,671 --> 00:09:15,370 That's horrible! 260 00:09:15,372 --> 00:09:16,605 Terrible. 261 00:09:16,607 --> 00:09:17,940 It's a shame about the dolphin, man. 262 00:09:17,942 --> 00:09:19,208 Really is. 263 00:09:19,210 --> 00:09:20,175 What?! 264 00:09:20,177 --> 00:09:24,346 As your bodies become one, follow your breath 265 00:09:24,348 --> 00:09:29,451 through your spine to the soles of your feet and into your genitals. 266 00:09:29,453 --> 00:09:30,986 What? 267 00:09:30,988 --> 00:09:31,787 (Laughs) 268 00:09:31,789 --> 00:09:33,388 Into my genitals? 269 00:09:33,390 --> 00:09:35,490 Yeah. (Laughs) 270 00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:37,025 Breathe into your genitals... 271 00:09:37,027 --> 00:09:38,660 I'm not breathing into my genitals, lady. 272 00:09:38,662 --> 00:09:40,162 All right, lovers, let's get sexy. 273 00:09:40,164 --> 00:09:42,197 Give me your sexiest pose right here. 274 00:09:42,199 --> 00:09:44,166 This is it. This is it. Sexiest pose. 275 00:09:44,168 --> 00:09:46,068 That's not... it's not romantic in any way. 276 00:09:46,070 --> 00:09:48,670 Think about the first time you kissed. How was it? 277 00:09:48,672 --> 00:09:49,805 If you can move in. 278 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:51,673 Come back in. 279 00:09:51,675 --> 00:09:53,842 Come back in. 280 00:09:53,844 --> 00:09:57,012 Wow, I've never done a couples massage on exes before. 281 00:09:57,014 --> 00:09:59,314 In case you're wondering what that scar on his back is, 282 00:09:59,316 --> 00:10:01,650 it's from falling on a fence when he was six. 283 00:10:01,652 --> 00:10:03,886 I was legally dead for ten minutes. 284 00:10:03,888 --> 00:10:06,054 We're going to make all the towel animals 285 00:10:06,056 --> 00:10:08,323 you guys find in your rooms every single night! 286 00:10:08,325 --> 00:10:10,392 - We made laundry. - Nice. 287 00:10:10,394 --> 00:10:12,160 ♪ We're always happy ♪ 288 00:10:12,162 --> 00:10:15,998 ♪ Life's for living, yeah, that's our philosophy... ♪ 289 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,933 We're just totally different people. 290 00:10:17,935 --> 00:10:19,735 Yeah, we just don't belong together. 291 00:10:19,737 --> 00:10:22,337 (Both laugh) 292 00:10:22,339 --> 00:10:24,039 You're really bumming me out. 293 00:10:24,041 --> 00:10:26,441 Hey, Jess, is this doing weird stuff to your eyes? 294 00:10:26,443 --> 00:10:27,776 Definitely. 295 00:10:27,778 --> 00:10:30,045 Give me five, man! Leaving me hanging! 296 00:10:30,047 --> 00:10:33,015 (Laughs) You know what? You were right. 297 00:10:33,017 --> 00:10:34,549 This isn't weird at all. 298 00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:36,518 No, it isn't. 299 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:37,953 Are they out of rosé? 300 00:10:37,955 --> 00:10:40,222 You know what? 301 00:10:40,224 --> 00:10:42,291 This is an old bartending trick, Jess. 302 00:10:42,293 --> 00:10:44,860 Put your glass out. You go like this... 303 00:10:44,862 --> 00:10:46,028 No way. 304 00:10:46,030 --> 00:10:47,429 Look at that. You got some rosé. 305 00:10:47,431 --> 00:10:48,530 You're a genius. 306 00:10:48,532 --> 00:10:49,631 I think I'm smarter at sea. 307 00:10:49,633 --> 00:10:50,866 (Both laugh) 308 00:10:55,104 --> 00:10:58,774 You look, you look like you belong here. 309 00:10:58,776 --> 00:11:00,309 What's that, on a ship? 310 00:11:01,277 --> 00:11:03,145 Yeah, you, too. 311 00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:09,017 (Both laugh) 312 00:11:14,324 --> 00:11:16,558 Oh, yo! Yo! 313 00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:20,128 Yo-yo-yo! Yo, pal. 314 00:11:20,130 --> 00:11:21,663 Yo. 315 00:11:21,665 --> 00:11:23,465 Well, that was a mistake. 316 00:11:23,467 --> 00:11:24,733 Yes, it was! 317 00:11:24,735 --> 00:11:26,101 That was not on purpose. 318 00:11:26,103 --> 00:11:27,636 - My fault, too. - Yep. Yeah, it was... 319 00:11:27,638 --> 00:11:29,504 We can't do the grand romance package anymore. 320 00:11:29,506 --> 00:11:31,239 - I agree. We should... - No. It's too much. It's too intense. 321 00:11:31,241 --> 00:11:33,108 - They whip you into this sexual frenzy. - I know. 322 00:11:33,110 --> 00:11:35,143 - It's weird. - I just feel like... 323 00:11:35,145 --> 00:11:36,812 Yeah, 'cause everything's fine. You know, I feel like a cruise tonight. 324 00:11:36,814 --> 00:11:38,113 - It's not, like, a really big deal. - I feel like... 325 00:11:38,115 --> 00:11:39,348 We're good. Everything's good. 326 00:11:39,350 --> 00:11:40,182 Yeah, no problem, no problem. 327 00:11:40,184 --> 00:11:40,916 - All right, bye, dude. - Bye. 328 00:11:44,754 --> 00:11:47,589 Jess, I've been looking all over for you. 329 00:11:47,591 --> 00:11:49,925 I was hoping that as a group, we could do a little 330 00:11:49,927 --> 00:11:54,196 night fishing... that I already put a deposit down on, so we're going. 331 00:11:54,198 --> 00:11:56,031 And if we don't catch anything, 332 00:11:56,033 --> 00:11:58,767 they'll let us shoot a machine gun directly into the water. 333 00:11:58,769 --> 00:12:00,635 That is international waters for you, baby. 334 00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:03,038 I would really love nothing more than to go out there and shoot 335 00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:07,442 a bunch of fish in the face with you, but I think that's more of a Nick thing. 336 00:12:07,444 --> 00:12:09,778 And yesterday, we decided it would be better for everyone 337 00:12:09,780 --> 00:12:12,647 if we just spent the rest of the time apart. 338 00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:13,849 What? 339 00:12:13,851 --> 00:12:17,386 I'm really sorry. I wanted this to be a great vacation for you guys. 340 00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:18,720 But look, we split up the ship: 341 00:12:18,722 --> 00:12:20,822 I took starboard, he took the other one. 342 00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:23,792 I got the starboard and she got the other side. 343 00:12:23,794 --> 00:12:25,060 What are you doing, man? 344 00:12:25,062 --> 00:12:26,795 You're hanging out by an exhaust vent. 345 00:12:26,797 --> 00:12:29,965 It keeps the left side of my face warm and it sounds like the ocean. 346 00:12:29,967 --> 00:12:32,000 More than the ocean sounds like the ocean? 347 00:12:32,002 --> 00:12:34,636 Come on, Nick. You guys can't be separate the whole trip. 348 00:12:34,638 --> 00:12:36,805 The trip just made it clear. The breakup's too hard. 349 00:12:36,807 --> 00:12:38,740 I don't think we can be friends for a while. 350 00:12:38,742 --> 00:12:42,077 What? You're not gonna be friends with Jess? 351 00:12:42,079 --> 00:12:44,813 And even you guys said it. It's just too weird. 352 00:12:44,815 --> 00:12:48,350 Nick, man, that's like the president and the vice president not being best friends. 353 00:12:48,352 --> 00:12:49,818 They're not best friends. 354 00:12:49,820 --> 00:12:51,420 Come on. Everybody knows they're best friends. 355 00:12:51,422 --> 00:12:52,521 They work together, but they're not best friends. 356 00:12:52,523 --> 00:12:55,157 Dude, they're the president and the vice president. Okay. 357 00:12:55,159 --> 00:12:56,725 I mean, is this something you're okay with? 358 00:12:56,727 --> 00:12:58,727 No, I'm not okay, but what am I gonna do? 359 00:12:58,729 --> 00:13:03,331 Well... I mean, look, man, we all have to be together on this trip. 360 00:13:03,333 --> 00:13:04,900 That's why we came here. 361 00:13:04,902 --> 00:13:08,737 Nick, there's gotta be something I can do. 362 00:13:08,739 --> 00:13:10,005 Yeah, you know what you can do? 363 00:13:10,007 --> 00:13:11,206 Yeah, anything, come on. 364 00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:13,775 You can cash in my skee ball tickets on the other side of the boat. 365 00:13:13,777 --> 00:13:17,412 Get me one of those toy spiders that I was talking to you about before. 366 00:13:17,414 --> 00:13:18,747 - And if they're out... - All right, man, all right. 367 00:13:18,749 --> 00:13:21,183 ...then grab me a bunch of erasers? 368 00:13:22,452 --> 00:13:27,422 The opportunity has not presented itself as I'd hoped it would, so I'm creating it now. 369 00:13:27,424 --> 00:13:32,394 When I say, "May our progeny bathe in the infinite glow," that's your cue. 370 00:13:32,396 --> 00:13:33,795 Now, what... what did I just say? 371 00:13:33,797 --> 00:13:36,031 You repeat it so I know that you know the cue. 372 00:13:36,033 --> 00:13:38,567 May our pro... what? 373 00:13:38,569 --> 00:13:40,869 What's wrong with you? Unbelievable. 374 00:13:40,871 --> 00:13:42,771 I don't know what you're saying. 375 00:13:42,773 --> 00:13:44,406 I'll just say, "go," okay? 376 00:13:44,408 --> 00:13:46,575 When I say, "go," you start to play. 377 00:13:46,577 --> 00:13:49,277 And before she sees, just get behind... get behind the vent. 378 00:13:49,279 --> 00:13:50,645 Get behind the vent. 379 00:13:54,650 --> 00:13:57,285 (Clears throat) 380 00:13:57,287 --> 00:13:58,753 Cece... 381 00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:00,255 Hmm? Hey. 382 00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:03,325 Um, your hair in the moonlight... 383 00:14:03,327 --> 00:14:05,060 It looks so shiny. You know, 384 00:14:05,062 --> 00:14:09,598 I'm trying to get a signal so I can talk to Buster, but it's just impossible out here. 385 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:12,400 In the moonlight, your eyes, they sparkle like, like fish eyes. 386 00:14:12,402 --> 00:14:17,072 I got one. Now, like, what, do I have to hold it at this angle the whole time? 387 00:14:17,074 --> 00:14:20,008 Why is it so important for you to get in touch with Buster? 388 00:14:20,010 --> 00:14:24,946 (Sighs) Look, you know better than anyone 389 00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:27,716 that I don't have the best of luck with relationships. 390 00:14:30,586 --> 00:14:33,855 And I know you think he's young for me. 391 00:14:33,857 --> 00:14:36,191 I don't. 392 00:14:38,494 --> 00:14:41,363 I just want you to be happy. 393 00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:45,567 Thank you. 394 00:14:46,802 --> 00:14:48,436 Winston: Guys, guys! 395 00:14:48,438 --> 00:14:49,838 You got to come with me right now. 396 00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:51,206 Be warned, though. 397 00:14:51,208 --> 00:14:54,677 There is a weird guy with a violin hiding behind this vent. 398 00:14:54,708 --> 00:14:55,544 A what? 399 00:14:55,546 --> 00:14:58,380 Dude! (Groans) 400 00:14:58,382 --> 00:15:00,115 - What's going on? - Come on... right. 401 00:15:04,554 --> 00:15:07,556 I will... I will knock you out where you stand, sir. 402 00:15:07,558 --> 00:15:10,592 Get back there. 403 00:15:12,361 --> 00:15:14,663 They're gonna take a break from being friends for a while? 404 00:15:14,665 --> 00:15:16,131 What does that even mean? Guys, this is on us. 405 00:15:16,133 --> 00:15:19,034 We're the ones who put the pressure on them to not be weird. 406 00:15:19,036 --> 00:15:20,702 I know. What were we thinking? 407 00:15:20,704 --> 00:15:22,637 Of course they're gonna be weird. They just broke up. 408 00:15:22,639 --> 00:15:24,506 Hey, that's on y'all. I-I have nothing to do with that. 409 00:15:24,508 --> 00:15:25,740 I've just been chilling in the room. 410 00:15:25,742 --> 00:15:27,075 Hanging out, singing songs. 411 00:15:27,077 --> 00:15:29,477 ♪ You are safe in the room ♪ 412 00:15:29,479 --> 00:15:32,347 ♪ You are safe, you will live... ♪ 413 00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:35,016 I've been trying to get them to talk to each other all morning, okay? 414 00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:36,084 (Humming) 415 00:15:36,086 --> 00:15:38,553 I passed up on breakfast pizza and singles bingo. 416 00:15:38,555 --> 00:15:39,821 And those bingo chicks? 417 00:15:39,823 --> 00:15:41,890 Oh, they put out. Bingo! 418 00:15:41,892 --> 00:15:43,592 They're not gonna listen to us. 419 00:15:43,594 --> 00:15:45,160 (Quietly): Don't-don't ever do that again. 420 00:15:45,162 --> 00:15:46,595 The bingo thing? That's what they... 421 00:15:46,597 --> 00:15:48,063 It's funny, that's what they say when I... 422 00:15:48,065 --> 00:15:49,898 You know who they will listen to, though? 423 00:15:49,900 --> 00:15:51,099 - A doctor. The president! - The ca... 424 00:15:51,101 --> 00:15:52,334 What were you... 425 00:15:52,336 --> 00:15:53,568 - What were you gonna say? - The captain. 426 00:15:53,570 --> 00:15:54,936 The captain. 427 00:15:54,938 --> 00:15:57,906 (Over p.A.): Attention, this is your captain. 428 00:15:57,908 --> 00:16:01,276 Would Nick Miller and Jessica Day please return to their stateroom 429 00:16:01,278 --> 00:16:06,381 for a non-life-threatening but necessary official maritime reason. 430 00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:08,049 This is not an emergency. 431 00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:10,018 It is definitely not. 432 00:16:10,786 --> 00:16:11,886 Hey! 433 00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:13,021 Did you hear the captain? Yes! 434 00:16:13,023 --> 00:16:15,790 Go, go, go! (All clamoring) 435 00:16:15,792 --> 00:16:17,726 Everybody inside! This is not a drill! 436 00:16:17,728 --> 00:16:19,527 Okay! 437 00:16:22,598 --> 00:16:24,266 Okay, the door is locked. 438 00:16:24,268 --> 00:16:26,468 The "Do not disturb" sign has been employed. 439 00:16:26,470 --> 00:16:30,105 We are not leaving here until you guys are friends again. 440 00:16:30,107 --> 00:16:32,574 We just wanted to spend our vacation alone. 441 00:16:32,576 --> 00:16:35,377 - Yes. - On separate strange parts of this ship. 442 00:16:35,379 --> 00:16:37,579 Yeah, it's... I really wanted to see how the ship worked. 443 00:16:37,581 --> 00:16:38,341 I think it's interesting. 444 00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:40,582 And I really wanted to see how the other side of the ship worked. 445 00:16:40,584 --> 00:16:41,883 - Yeah. - It's interesting. 446 00:16:41,885 --> 00:16:44,653 We should've never asked you guys not to be weird around us. Mm-hmm. 447 00:16:44,655 --> 00:16:46,121 We-we want you to be weird around us. 448 00:16:46,123 --> 00:16:47,255 Yeah. Just let us in. 449 00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:50,892 Open your cellar doors, and let us taste your jams. 450 00:16:50,894 --> 00:16:53,561 - You want to "taste our jams"? - Again, you have lost me. 451 00:16:53,563 --> 00:16:55,397 Listen to yourself for once in your life. 452 00:16:55,399 --> 00:16:56,831 Jess: It's my jam and you can't have it. 453 00:16:56,833 --> 00:16:58,965 First of all, that's my ex-girlfriend's jam, dude. 454 00:16:58,996 --> 00:16:59,801 I put a ban on jam. 455 00:16:59,803 --> 00:17:02,304 Okay, you know what? All of us are weird. 456 00:17:02,306 --> 00:17:03,905 But we're all still friends. 457 00:17:03,907 --> 00:17:05,173 So, let's talk about it. 458 00:17:05,175 --> 00:17:06,341 I'll go first. 459 00:17:06,343 --> 00:17:09,511 I've made out with half of the guys in this room. 460 00:17:09,513 --> 00:17:11,313 - Okay. That's a start. - All right. 461 00:17:11,315 --> 00:17:12,447 That's a start. 462 00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:14,082 And I have had nightmares 463 00:17:14,084 --> 00:17:16,918 about making out with the other two guys in this room. 464 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:18,453 - So, yourself? - And me. 465 00:17:18,455 --> 00:17:20,422 - Nick and Winston. - Cece: Okay. Okay. 466 00:17:20,424 --> 00:17:21,489 It's good for you to finally admit that. 467 00:17:21,491 --> 00:17:22,824 I respect that. 468 00:17:22,826 --> 00:17:23,792 Yeah, thanks for sharing. 469 00:17:23,794 --> 00:17:27,429 Um, it really bums me out that I'll never know the infinite joy 470 00:17:27,431 --> 00:17:31,132 of what it feels like to carry a child inside of me. 471 00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:32,834 - Wow. - Okay, Coach! 472 00:17:32,836 --> 00:17:34,202 That's honesty. 473 00:17:34,204 --> 00:17:35,837 That's real honest. That's how it's done. 474 00:17:35,839 --> 00:17:37,339 Okay, um... 475 00:17:37,341 --> 00:17:38,373 Here we go, up we go. 476 00:17:38,375 --> 00:17:41,176 I feel like it is really weird that... 477 00:17:41,178 --> 00:17:44,045 I live with my ex-boyfriend. 478 00:17:44,047 --> 00:17:45,847 - See? There you go! - Nice! 479 00:17:45,849 --> 00:17:47,716 Just turn on the tap. You know, let it out. Really nice. 480 00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:50,552 That was cool that you admitted that. 481 00:17:50,554 --> 00:17:53,021 I feel weird about living with my ex-girlfriend. 482 00:17:53,023 --> 00:17:55,323 Yeah. You know, I think it's a landmine for trouble. 483 00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:57,192 What's gonna happen when other hunks come around? 484 00:17:57,194 --> 00:17:59,627 What's gonna happen when you bring some ho-bag in the house? 485 00:17:59,629 --> 00:18:01,463 Exactly! Like, that... it's scary stuff, and I feel like 486 00:18:01,465 --> 00:18:03,198 when a breakup happens, you mostly get away. 487 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:05,333 'Cause I'm gonna beat her ass. 488 00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:07,202 What if she's bigger than you? 489 00:18:07,204 --> 00:18:09,070 She probably will be. 490 00:18:09,072 --> 00:18:10,905 (Laughs): Oh, snap! That was good. 491 00:18:10,907 --> 00:18:12,140 (All laughing) Good for you! 492 00:18:12,142 --> 00:18:13,641 Yeah! I saw that, man. 493 00:18:13,643 --> 00:18:15,343 That's how it all starts. This is how it starts. 494 00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:16,978 Good. That's good, man, that's really good. Yeah. 495 00:18:16,980 --> 00:18:18,246 Well, it's nice to talk to you about this. 496 00:18:18,248 --> 00:18:20,048 Yeah, it was really weird when you... 497 00:18:20,050 --> 00:18:21,416 Tried to kiss me last night, (Groans) 498 00:18:21,418 --> 00:18:22,817 And you licked my ear. 499 00:18:22,819 --> 00:18:24,486 - What?! What?! - You guys kissed last night? 500 00:18:24,488 --> 00:18:26,187 - This is so confusing! - What?! 501 00:18:26,189 --> 00:18:27,589 It was just a lapse. We were drunk. 502 00:18:27,591 --> 00:18:28,823 You guys are getting back together? 503 00:18:28,825 --> 00:18:29,824 We're not getting back together. 504 00:18:29,826 --> 00:18:31,192 You're confusing everybody! 505 00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:32,427 No, it was the grand romance package. 506 00:18:32,429 --> 00:18:33,928 My God! 507 00:18:33,930 --> 00:18:35,697 They were, like, folding these towels. 508 00:18:35,699 --> 00:18:37,699 It was so sexy. You try folding towels 509 00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:39,367 like that and see if you don't get turned on. 510 00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:41,403 Yeah, because they fold the towels like vaginas. 511 00:18:41,405 --> 00:18:43,004 They're swans, dude. 512 00:18:43,006 --> 00:18:46,574 And the yoga instructor was, like, breathing into our genitals, and, like... 513 00:18:46,576 --> 00:18:47,709 It opened everyone up. 514 00:18:47,711 --> 00:18:48,843 (Clicks tongue) Yeah. 515 00:18:48,845 --> 00:18:50,278 In a real true way. 516 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:51,279 Absolutely. 517 00:18:51,281 --> 00:18:53,381 This thing was ready to talk to that thing again. 518 00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:55,083 - Emotionally and sexually. - Yeah. 519 00:18:55,085 --> 00:18:57,018 - What?! What?! - What's wrong with you, man? 520 00:18:57,020 --> 00:18:58,720 - Are you crazy? - Schmidt: Just pick one... either 521 00:18:58,722 --> 00:19:00,355 You're together or you're not! (All clamoring) 522 00:19:00,357 --> 00:19:01,923 Winston: Gonna punch you in the face, bro! 523 00:19:01,925 --> 00:19:03,425 Things are really weird. 524 00:19:03,427 --> 00:19:04,526 Agreed. 525 00:19:05,428 --> 00:19:07,962 But I'm okay with it. 526 00:19:07,964 --> 00:19:10,632 - Me, too. - Hey, there. 527 00:19:10,634 --> 00:19:13,201 Aw! What? All right, okay. 528 00:19:13,203 --> 00:19:14,869 - Good enough, good start. - Wonderful. 529 00:19:14,871 --> 00:19:16,571 Thank you for doing this weird intervention thing. 530 00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:18,373 - This was pretty great. - Yeah, it worked out. 531 00:19:18,375 --> 00:19:19,774 I think everybody's good now. 532 00:19:19,776 --> 00:19:21,142 Let's go eat our weight in fake crab. 533 00:19:21,144 --> 00:19:22,444 There you go. Absolutely. There we go. 534 00:19:22,446 --> 00:19:24,479 - Great idea. - I'm gonna get drunk. 535 00:19:24,481 --> 00:19:26,281 Winston: I gotta get psyched up. 536 00:19:26,283 --> 00:19:27,816 Gotta get psyched up. 537 00:19:27,818 --> 00:19:29,751 The door's stuck. Is that part of your thing? 538 00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:32,153 No. Well, call security. 539 00:19:32,155 --> 00:19:34,389 I got rid of the room phone. I-I thought it was gonna be got rid of the phone? 540 00:19:34,391 --> 00:19:35,890 - More intense than this, I-I'm sorry! - You murdered us! 541 00:19:35,892 --> 00:19:37,392 - Open up! Open up! - What? No. 542 00:19:37,394 --> 00:19:38,593 - Watch out. - You know what? 543 00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:40,228 It's just, it's usually the handle. 544 00:19:40,230 --> 00:19:41,896 - Just, like, get the handle... - I'll do it, I'll do it! 545 00:19:41,898 --> 00:19:43,164 I got it. All right, move. I got it. 546 00:19:43,166 --> 00:19:44,432 Guys, guys, guys! Okay, here we go. 547 00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:45,967 Calm down. 548 00:19:45,969 --> 00:19:48,870 How long could it take for someone to hear us? 549 00:19:53,576 --> 00:19:56,511 Oh. (Flies buzzing) 550 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:01,282 We did bad things to the tub. 551 00:20:01,284 --> 00:20:03,518 (Speaks in Spanish) 552 00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:04,919 I got the sugars. 553 00:20:04,921 --> 00:20:07,322 I'm the sugar man. (Laughs) 554 00:20:07,324 --> 00:20:09,757 Silence! I have the talking soap! 555 00:20:09,759 --> 00:20:11,426 (Crying) Oh! 556 00:20:11,428 --> 00:20:13,595 I'm the queen of Wednesday! 557 00:20:15,498 --> 00:20:18,132 It's so nice to have a family portrait. 558 00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:19,467 We should shower less. 559 00:20:19,469 --> 00:20:21,669 I think we look really great. 560 00:20:21,671 --> 00:20:23,471 I'm really glad we framed this. 561 00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:24,939 I mean, what a proud moment. 562 00:20:24,941 --> 00:20:27,141 It is cool being in the paper, though. 563 00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:29,277 (Laughs) Part of me died on that boat. 564 00:20:29,279 --> 00:20:32,146 (Laughs): Oh. I will never be the same again. 565 00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:33,648 All right, man. Take a nap. 566 00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:34,782 Sleep it off, man. 567 00:20:34,784 --> 00:20:36,317 I'm sorry. 568 00:20:36,319 --> 00:20:37,318 Is Cece checking out Schmidt? 569 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:39,053 What?! 570 00:20:39,055 --> 00:20:40,188 Let me see that. 571 00:20:40,190 --> 00:20:41,890 Huh? 572 00:20:41,892 --> 00:20:43,157 (Laughs) 573 00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:45,493 What are you talking about, Winston? 574 00:20:45,495 --> 00:20:49,230 Winston (Singsongy): Shame, shame, I know your name. 575 00:20:49,232 --> 00:20:52,734 You do not know my name, Winston. 576 00:20:52,736 --> 00:20:54,903 Winston: Cece got a boyfriend who used to be Betty! 577 00:20:54,905 --> 00:20:57,305 Cece: Yeah, you better run, bitch. 578 00:20:57,307 --> 00:20:59,007 Winston: Ow! Ow! Ow! 579 00:20:59,009 --> 00:21:00,875 That's my mustache! 580 00:21:00,877 --> 00:21:02,911 (Sighs) 581 00:21:02,913 --> 00:21:04,546 You know, I've been thinking a lot 582 00:21:04,548 --> 00:21:06,514 - about your sleeping arrangements and... - Weird. 583 00:21:06,516 --> 00:21:11,319 I might have an idea on how to make things a little bit less weird. 584 00:21:11,321 --> 00:21:12,754 Really? What is it? 585 00:21:12,756 --> 00:21:14,222 Two words. 586 00:21:14,224 --> 00:21:15,890 - Bunk beds. - No. (Laughs) 587 00:21:15,892 --> 00:21:17,692 No, I'm not putting bunk beds in my room, Schmidt. 588 00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:19,360 Not in your room. In my room. 589 00:21:19,362 --> 00:21:21,863 It'll be just like college, my man. 590 00:21:21,865 --> 00:21:23,498 Only with way more sex. 591 00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:25,233 - What? - That came out wrong. 592 00:21:25,235 --> 00:21:27,602 I'm not bunking with you, Schmidt. 593 00:21:27,604 --> 00:21:29,037 (Laughs) 594 00:21:29,039 --> 00:21:31,239 Yeah, he is. 595 00:21:31,241 --> 00:21:32,440 Yeah, he is. 596 00:21:32,442 --> 00:21:34,576 Yeah, he is. 597 00:21:34,578 --> 00:21:36,377 There's gonna be a lot of rules, 598 00:21:36,379 --> 00:21:38,913 - and I'm gonna make most of them. - You can make them all, man! 599 00:21:38,915 --> 00:21:40,848 Except for the ones that I make! (Both laugh) 600 00:21:40,850 --> 00:21:43,651 Schmidt: First one in gets dibs!