1 00:00:01,978 --> 00:00:03,453 Oh, don't you give me that look. 2 00:00:04,405 --> 00:00:06,645 How should I know where you put your teething ring? 3 00:00:06,646 --> 00:00:08,631 You have got to be a little more responsible. 4 00:00:08,632 --> 00:00:09,541 Like me. 5 00:00:10,370 --> 00:00:11,722 Oh, here are my keys! 6 00:00:13,405 --> 00:00:14,476 Knock knock. 7 00:00:14,477 --> 00:00:17,313 Hey, I'm guessing that someone is looking for this. 8 00:00:17,314 --> 00:00:18,540 Oh, thank you. 9 00:00:18,541 --> 00:00:20,557 Let's just say someone threw a huge tantrum 10 00:00:20,558 --> 00:00:22,059 and needed a cookie. 11 00:00:22,060 --> 00:00:23,571 Emma was kind of upset too. 12 00:00:25,135 --> 00:00:27,071 Well, lovely to see you, but we have got to run. 13 00:00:27,072 --> 00:00:28,399 My sister Georgie just flew in, 14 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:30,029 and Riley's meeting her for the first time. 15 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:32,576 Oh, I actually just promised her a round of super Emma. 16 00:00:32,577 --> 00:00:33,798 You got two seconds? 17 00:00:35,091 --> 00:00:36,413 - Yeah. - All right. 18 00:00:36,414 --> 00:00:38,167 Here we go, Emma. 19 00:00:38,168 --> 00:00:39,086 All right. 20 00:00:39,087 --> 00:00:40,509 Both: One, two, three. 21 00:00:40,510 --> 00:00:44,093 Super Emma! Whoo! 22 00:00:47,265 --> 00:00:49,661 I have to say, you almost seem like a real family. 23 00:00:49,662 --> 00:00:51,870 I'm still a little surprised the two of you never dated. 24 00:00:51,871 --> 00:00:53,895 What? No, never. Oh, gross. 25 00:00:53,896 --> 00:00:56,299 That would be like dating my brother. Just disgusting. 26 00:00:57,097 --> 00:00:58,489 No. Blech. 27 00:00:59,981 --> 00:01:01,606 - Isn't it nap time? - She just got up. 28 00:01:01,607 --> 00:01:02,900 Oh, great. Let's put her down. 29 00:01:04,321 --> 00:01:05,385 (Chuckles) 30 00:01:05,851 --> 00:01:07,316 (Door closes) 31 00:01:08,650 --> 00:01:09,654 (Emma giggles) 32 00:01:10,705 --> 00:01:12,276 You know, maybe it's just me 33 00:01:12,277 --> 00:01:14,143 but I'm starting to feel like you never told Phillip 34 00:01:14,144 --> 00:01:16,630 - that we dated. - No, I didn't tell him. 35 00:01:16,631 --> 00:01:18,450 At first, I thought he'd think it was weird 36 00:01:18,451 --> 00:01:20,810 since I spend like half my life over here, 37 00:01:20,811 --> 00:01:22,073 and now I feel like I've waited so long 38 00:01:22,074 --> 00:01:23,588 it seems like I'm trying to hide something. 39 00:01:23,589 --> 00:01:25,133 Okay, well I think it's pretty obvious 40 00:01:25,134 --> 00:01:26,391 what the problem is here. 41 00:01:26,826 --> 00:01:28,300 You still have feelings for me. 42 00:01:28,951 --> 00:01:29,904 Yeah, let's... 43 00:01:29,905 --> 00:01:32,029 let's call that the opposite of the problem. 44 00:01:32,688 --> 00:01:33,529 Oh. 45 00:01:33,530 --> 00:01:34,947 "So you're saying there's nothing about this 46 00:01:34,948 --> 00:01:36,176 you find appealing?" 47 00:01:36,177 --> 00:01:37,817 He said while peeling off his shirt. 48 00:01:37,818 --> 00:01:39,338 Oh my God. Stop it. 49 00:01:39,339 --> 00:01:40,775 - (Knocks on door) - Phillip: Everything all right in there? 50 00:01:40,776 --> 00:01:42,031 Yeah, yeah. Everything's perfect. 51 00:01:42,542 --> 00:01:43,658 Everything's great. 52 00:01:43,659 --> 00:01:45,305 Hi. Bye, Emma. 53 00:01:46,213 --> 00:01:47,554 Hi. 54 00:01:51,989 --> 00:01:53,622 She so likes me. 55 00:01:54,612 --> 00:01:55,788 (Coos) 56 00:01:55,789 --> 00:01:57,954 (Chuckles) (Theme music playing) 57 00:01:57,955 --> 00:02:00,688 ï½♪ it's amazing how the unexpected ï½♪ 58 00:02:00,689 --> 00:02:04,342 ï½♪ can take your life and change direction. ï½♪ 59 00:02:04,343 --> 00:02:08,212 Synced and corrected by Nantinha ~ www.addic7ed.com ~ 60 00:02:09,776 --> 00:02:11,369 (exhales) 61 00:02:11,370 --> 00:02:13,330 Put a beer in your hand, and you look like grandma 62 00:02:13,331 --> 00:02:14,935 waiting for the lotto numbers to come out. 63 00:02:16,890 --> 00:02:17,967 I can't help it. 64 00:02:18,319 --> 00:02:20,193 Contract negotiations make me nervous. 65 00:02:20,507 --> 00:02:23,020 Daniel Mellencamp Wheeler. 66 00:02:24,647 --> 00:02:26,516 Sit down, okay? 67 00:02:26,517 --> 00:02:29,051 Everything is going to be fine. 68 00:02:29,369 --> 00:02:31,273 (Sighs) How can you say that? 69 00:02:31,274 --> 00:02:32,967 We just got a new general manager, 70 00:02:32,968 --> 00:02:35,440 and lately my play has been lamentable. 71 00:02:36,667 --> 00:02:37,686 True. 72 00:02:37,687 --> 00:02:39,302 But that word of the day calendar 73 00:02:39,303 --> 00:02:41,100 is certainly paying for itself. 74 00:02:44,184 --> 00:02:45,273 Calm down. 75 00:02:45,642 --> 00:02:47,720 No one is going to be traded. 76 00:02:49,103 --> 00:02:49,975 (Crying) 77 00:02:49,976 --> 00:02:51,791 You said no one was getting traded. 78 00:02:56,723 --> 00:02:58,565 Well, except for maybe that guy. 79 00:02:59,613 --> 00:03:01,490 Okay, all right. I made it. 80 00:03:01,491 --> 00:03:04,240 I have about an hour before anyone notices I stole the camera. 81 00:03:05,815 --> 00:03:07,093 And the cameraman. 82 00:03:08,265 --> 00:03:09,521 What is he doing here? 83 00:03:09,522 --> 00:03:11,682 Well, I asked Tucker to do a fake feature 84 00:03:11,683 --> 00:03:12,746 to create some fake buzz 85 00:03:12,747 --> 00:03:14,522 so that they can see that you are the real deal. 86 00:03:15,736 --> 00:03:16,829 Yeah, I didn't follow it either, 87 00:03:16,830 --> 00:03:18,254 but she was like "or else." 88 00:03:19,827 --> 00:03:21,493 Sorry to keep you waiting, Danny. 89 00:03:21,920 --> 00:03:24,287 Don't be silly. We love waiting. 90 00:03:24,288 --> 00:03:25,906 And we love new contracts. 91 00:03:25,907 --> 00:03:26,962 Let's sign one. 92 00:03:27,798 --> 00:03:29,992 Bonnie Wheeler, mom-ager. 93 00:03:29,993 --> 00:03:31,615 I've heard great things about you. 94 00:03:31,616 --> 00:03:33,678 Oh, I've heard about you too. (Chuckles) 95 00:03:36,424 --> 00:03:38,662 And so the negotiation dance begins. 96 00:03:38,663 --> 00:03:40,980 First round goes to the hot ranger lady. 97 00:03:41,529 --> 00:03:43,100 I'm sorry, who are you, 98 00:03:43,101 --> 00:03:44,340 and why are you in my office? 99 00:03:44,341 --> 00:03:46,231 Tucker Dobbs, "The Mary Hart Show." 100 00:03:46,232 --> 00:03:49,576 We're doing a little piece on the amazing Danny Wheeler. 101 00:03:49,577 --> 00:03:50,588 Fun. 102 00:03:50,589 --> 00:03:51,691 And if you want to branch out 103 00:03:51,692 --> 00:03:52,860 and cover the rest of the team, 104 00:03:52,861 --> 00:03:53,876 give me a call. 105 00:03:54,245 --> 00:03:56,009 I'll let you know which ones I'm keeping. 106 00:03:56,941 --> 00:03:58,317 Hey, you know, Valerie, 107 00:03:58,318 --> 00:04:00,009 maybe I could talk to Mary's people 108 00:04:00,010 --> 00:04:01,896 and ask if they could do a piece on you. 109 00:04:01,897 --> 00:04:04,877 First female GM in NHL history? 110 00:04:04,878 --> 00:04:06,798 Hey, where'd that barrier go? 111 00:04:06,799 --> 00:04:09,523 Oh, I know. Valerie broke it down. 112 00:04:11,259 --> 00:04:12,396 (Cellphone vibrating) 113 00:04:12,397 --> 00:04:13,982 Oh, yeah. That's gonna have to wait. 114 00:04:15,192 --> 00:04:17,072 I actually came out here to reschedule. 115 00:04:17,073 --> 00:04:19,166 Everyone is calling me with trade proposals. 116 00:04:19,167 --> 00:04:22,251 It's amazing how many people want to play with the Rangers. 117 00:04:22,252 --> 00:04:23,365 Well, I know I do. 118 00:04:23,366 --> 00:04:24,760 Both: Yeah, he does! 119 00:04:24,761 --> 00:04:26,826 - And he's been playing! - You know he does, girl! 120 00:04:26,827 --> 00:04:28,425 - He knows where to park, so... - Yeah. 121 00:04:29,112 --> 00:04:30,801 What is the matter with you? 122 00:04:30,802 --> 00:04:32,726 You know I can't have her on the show. 123 00:04:32,727 --> 00:04:34,010 I'm not allowed to book guests 124 00:04:34,011 --> 00:04:35,981 ever since the exploding turkey segment. 125 00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:39,498 Look. You don't have to. 126 00:04:39,499 --> 00:04:42,849 Just promise her anything until Danny's contract is signed. 127 00:04:42,850 --> 00:04:44,725 Yeah, and then you can just pull the plug on her 128 00:04:44,726 --> 00:04:46,158 like we did with Uncle Leon. 129 00:04:47,273 --> 00:04:48,882 Uncle Leon is dead? 130 00:04:50,046 --> 00:04:51,732 You told me he just ran away. 131 00:04:52,264 --> 00:04:54,639 You just need to focus, Danny, okay? 132 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:56,617 We are getting you a new contract. 133 00:04:56,918 --> 00:04:59,453 We just need some way to butter Valerie up. 134 00:04:59,454 --> 00:05:00,615 Ooh. 135 00:05:00,616 --> 00:05:02,894 Tucker, you're the butter. 136 00:05:04,773 --> 00:05:06,177 Either that, 137 00:05:06,178 --> 00:05:07,801 or you're toast. 138 00:05:10,037 --> 00:05:12,128 And Phillip's last girlfriend Emily 139 00:05:12,129 --> 00:05:13,793 is just going mad trying to decide 140 00:05:13,794 --> 00:05:16,563 between medical school or that modeling contract in Paris. 141 00:05:16,564 --> 00:05:18,485 Georgie, enough. I'm sure Riley doesn't 142 00:05:18,486 --> 00:05:20,633 need to hear about all of my ex-girlfriends. 143 00:05:20,634 --> 00:05:22,712 Oh, no, it's fine. I'm fine. 144 00:05:22,713 --> 00:05:24,223 I'm just... I'm so fine. 145 00:05:25,149 --> 00:05:28,519 I just didn't realize you had so so many. 146 00:05:29,225 --> 00:05:31,437 Each more amazing than the last. 147 00:05:32,409 --> 00:05:33,357 But don't worry. 148 00:05:33,358 --> 00:05:35,015 You're nothing like any of them. 149 00:05:36,452 --> 00:05:38,587 Which is good because I'm here and they're not. 150 00:05:38,588 --> 00:05:40,199 Anyway, enough about me. 151 00:05:41,116 --> 00:05:43,256 Phillip says so little about you. 152 00:05:43,915 --> 00:05:47,350 Well, he knows how much I hate it when he brags about me. 153 00:05:47,351 --> 00:05:49,787 No, I'm just your average "Vogue" editor 154 00:05:49,788 --> 00:05:52,052 with degrees in Art History and Marketing from Oxford. 155 00:05:54,650 --> 00:05:56,097 Okay, anyone else need a drink? 156 00:05:56,098 --> 00:05:57,380 No, just me? All right. 157 00:05:59,183 --> 00:06:01,902 I'm sorry. Do I have "hate me" written on my forehead? 158 00:06:03,044 --> 00:06:05,643 She doesn't hate you. And if she does, so what? 159 00:06:05,644 --> 00:06:06,772 You're not dating her. 160 00:06:07,159 --> 00:06:09,160 Though that is a very interesting image. 161 00:06:10,178 --> 00:06:11,743 Look, all you need is someone to get her alone 162 00:06:11,744 --> 00:06:12,891 and talk you up. 163 00:06:12,892 --> 00:06:14,014 Which I'm willing to do. 164 00:06:14,691 --> 00:06:16,326 Even if it takes all night. 165 00:06:16,327 --> 00:06:18,623 So, Georgie expressed an interest 166 00:06:18,624 --> 00:06:20,231 in doing a little sightseeing. 167 00:06:20,232 --> 00:06:21,595 Oh. Okay, great. 168 00:06:21,596 --> 00:06:23,391 I'll just... I'll just close our tab. 169 00:06:24,254 --> 00:06:25,918 Our tab is now closed. 170 00:06:26,905 --> 00:06:28,167 Oh, it's all right. 171 00:06:28,168 --> 00:06:30,565 I'm sure you have better things to do. 172 00:06:30,566 --> 00:06:32,375 If not, I can suggest some. 173 00:06:33,386 --> 00:06:35,216 So, you must be the famous Georgie 174 00:06:35,217 --> 00:06:36,902 that Riley's been gushing about. 175 00:06:36,903 --> 00:06:38,472 She did leave one thing out, though. 176 00:06:38,473 --> 00:06:40,066 How beautiful your eyes are. 177 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:41,313 I'm Ben. 178 00:06:41,726 --> 00:06:43,536 You seem like you know your way around. 179 00:06:43,951 --> 00:06:46,350 I don't suppose you'd like to come sightseeing with us? 180 00:06:46,692 --> 00:06:48,368 Actually, I have to... 181 00:06:48,369 --> 00:06:49,683 find someone to cover for you? 182 00:06:49,684 --> 00:06:51,299 Hey, you. Cover for him. 183 00:06:51,300 --> 00:06:52,298 But I can't just... 184 00:06:52,299 --> 00:06:54,712 what, wear that? Oh my gosh, don't be silly. You look so great. 185 00:06:54,713 --> 00:06:57,088 This is gonna be so fun. The two of us with the two of you. 186 00:06:57,089 --> 00:06:58,494 Oh, Ben. Thank you so much. 187 00:06:58,495 --> 00:07:00,718 You're such a good friend. All right, let's move, people. 188 00:07:03,191 --> 00:07:05,371 - Remember, be smooth. - Like a criminal. 189 00:07:05,372 --> 00:07:06,981 (Both imitating Michael Jackson) ï½♪ hee hee. ï½♪ 190 00:07:07,684 --> 00:07:09,124 - then dig. - Like a mole. 191 00:07:09,125 --> 00:07:10,616 - Are we clear? - Like a crystal. 192 00:07:10,617 --> 00:07:11,858 Both: Shazam. 193 00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:13,930 Oh. 194 00:07:14,715 --> 00:07:15,905 - Hey. - Hi. 195 00:07:16,251 --> 00:07:18,353 Bonnie, I didn't realize you'd be joining us. 196 00:07:18,354 --> 00:07:21,155 Oh. Oh, I'd love to, if you're asking. 197 00:07:21,156 --> 00:07:23,024 - Oh, I'm not. - Okay. All right. 198 00:07:23,441 --> 00:07:25,927 That's all right. I've got to run. 199 00:07:25,928 --> 00:07:28,519 I'm having drinks with the GM of the Islanders. 200 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:31,011 You know, something about Danny and bags of money. 201 00:07:31,012 --> 00:07:32,742 I guess I'll just have to figure it out. 202 00:07:34,073 --> 00:07:35,326 So, Miss Banks, 203 00:07:35,922 --> 00:07:38,703 what do you say we just dive right into this interview? 204 00:07:38,704 --> 00:07:40,208 I don't give interviews. 205 00:07:40,831 --> 00:07:42,511 Then why are we here? 206 00:07:42,512 --> 00:07:45,248 Well, I was wondering if you'd like to get to know me... 207 00:07:45,249 --> 00:07:46,574 Off the record. 208 00:07:49,856 --> 00:07:50,869 (Chuckles) 209 00:07:51,612 --> 00:07:53,057 Well, at the moment... 210 00:07:54,008 --> 00:07:57,202 You know, it seems like you're getting to know my thigh. 211 00:08:00,041 --> 00:08:01,886 Hey, what did I miss? How do you think it's going? 212 00:08:01,887 --> 00:08:03,615 Hard to say. Right now it looks like 213 00:08:03,616 --> 00:08:05,239 they're just feeling each other out. 214 00:08:08,632 --> 00:08:10,056 Oh my God, Ben, 215 00:08:10,057 --> 00:08:12,847 thank you. She actually likes you. 216 00:08:12,848 --> 00:08:15,177 Yeah. Yeah. Some women actually do. 217 00:08:16,188 --> 00:08:17,572 Well, whatever it is that you're doing, 218 00:08:17,573 --> 00:08:19,431 just keep it up until she leaves. 219 00:08:19,432 --> 00:08:20,968 God, I hate her. 220 00:08:20,969 --> 00:08:22,381 What a perfect day. 221 00:08:22,382 --> 00:08:24,941 I have never seen Georgie take to someone so quickly. 222 00:08:24,942 --> 00:08:27,029 I know, right? I love her. 223 00:08:28,744 --> 00:08:31,615 I think she's actually looking forward to moving here now. 224 00:08:32,051 --> 00:08:34,759 She's moving here? 225 00:08:35,358 --> 00:08:37,021 Oh, well then, 226 00:08:37,022 --> 00:08:39,151 it's a good thing we're getting along so great, huh? 227 00:08:39,152 --> 00:08:40,476 - Ben? - I'm on it. 228 00:08:44,709 --> 00:08:45,811 Enjoying the view? 229 00:08:46,794 --> 00:08:48,020 More so now. 230 00:08:49,167 --> 00:08:50,867 We might not have Big Ben, 231 00:08:50,868 --> 00:08:53,121 but we do have the best regular-sized one. 232 00:08:53,122 --> 00:08:54,232 (Chuckles) 233 00:08:55,010 --> 00:08:56,921 Do you write these lines down in advance, 234 00:08:56,922 --> 00:08:58,284 or do they just come to you? 235 00:08:58,285 --> 00:08:59,844 (Chuckles) No, that's not a line. 236 00:08:59,845 --> 00:09:01,418 In fact the one thing you should know about me 237 00:09:01,419 --> 00:09:02,782 is that I'm a terrible liar. 238 00:09:02,783 --> 00:09:04,663 Ask me anything. I'll prove it. 239 00:09:05,536 --> 00:09:07,244 How many girlfriends do you have? 240 00:09:08,026 --> 00:09:09,898 Just one. Her name's Emma 241 00:09:09,899 --> 00:09:11,407 and you'll never come between us. 242 00:09:11,408 --> 00:09:12,617 Good answer. 243 00:09:13,147 --> 00:09:14,950 Is that why you and Riley broke up? 244 00:09:14,951 --> 00:09:16,728 No no, that had nothing to do with it. 245 00:09:17,506 --> 00:09:18,783 Wait, what? 246 00:09:19,709 --> 00:09:21,019 I knew it. 247 00:09:21,020 --> 00:09:23,486 I knew the two of you had gone out. You did, didn't you? 248 00:09:23,487 --> 00:09:24,576 No. 249 00:09:24,577 --> 00:09:26,262 Oh, you must be joking. 250 00:09:26,263 --> 00:09:27,611 (Laughs) 251 00:09:29,508 --> 00:09:30,589 You're not laughing. 252 00:09:31,035 --> 00:09:32,343 Okay, look. 253 00:09:32,344 --> 00:09:33,720 Please, don't say anything. 254 00:09:37,903 --> 00:09:39,192 Phillip! 255 00:09:41,113 --> 00:09:42,737 Well, apparently regular-sized Ben 256 00:09:42,738 --> 00:09:43,972 has a big-sized mouth. 257 00:09:47,548 --> 00:09:49,736 Ben? You went out with Ben? 258 00:09:50,158 --> 00:09:52,478 I can't believe you just completely lied to me. 259 00:09:52,814 --> 00:09:54,094 Why didn't you tell me? 260 00:09:54,095 --> 00:09:56,455 Mainly because I was afraid you would react like this. 261 00:09:56,456 --> 00:09:58,786 Which you are, so at least I got that part right. 262 00:09:59,713 --> 00:10:01,237 Ben: Tell him we never even had sex. 263 00:10:01,238 --> 00:10:02,447 Oh my God. 264 00:10:02,448 --> 00:10:03,802 Ben, you are not helping. 265 00:10:05,094 --> 00:10:06,944 But if it helps, we actually didn't. 266 00:10:08,220 --> 00:10:09,498 This is your fault. 267 00:10:09,499 --> 00:10:10,955 Why did you have to say something? 268 00:10:10,956 --> 00:10:13,531 I bet Riley will be asking you the same question. 269 00:10:13,532 --> 00:10:15,603 I am not going out with her, okay? 270 00:10:16,021 --> 00:10:17,964 Look, I'm not gonna let you pimp me out. 271 00:10:18,332 --> 00:10:19,819 Oh, come on. 272 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:22,482 We have all done way worse for way less. 273 00:10:25,552 --> 00:10:26,980 It can't just be me. 274 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:29,918 Look, I'm sorry. I can't do it. 275 00:10:29,919 --> 00:10:31,558 Why can't you be more like Ben? 276 00:10:31,559 --> 00:10:33,276 He'll hit on anything that walks. 277 00:10:33,277 --> 00:10:34,309 See? 278 00:10:35,611 --> 00:10:37,426 No offense, honey. I'm sure you're lovely. 279 00:10:37,427 --> 00:10:38,800 Oh, I'm not his. 280 00:10:39,168 --> 00:10:41,132 Well, not with that attitude, you're not. 281 00:10:44,072 --> 00:10:45,890 Oh, we have a make-up kiss. 282 00:10:47,401 --> 00:10:48,642 Make-up kiss? 283 00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:50,895 See? 284 00:10:50,896 --> 00:10:52,874 Why can't you be shameless like that? 285 00:10:54,502 --> 00:10:55,627 What if I like her? 286 00:10:55,628 --> 00:10:57,912 I can't start off our relationship with a lie. 287 00:10:57,913 --> 00:10:59,983 Tucker's right. What if he does sleep with her? 288 00:10:59,984 --> 00:11:01,505 I mean, how is that supposed to help me? 289 00:11:01,506 --> 00:11:03,275 Tucker never gets repeat business. 290 00:11:03,805 --> 00:11:05,005 (Mouths) 291 00:11:05,006 --> 00:11:07,592 Look, that is not true. Women love me. 292 00:11:07,593 --> 00:11:10,417 I can get Danny a new contract in 20 minutes. 293 00:11:11,549 --> 00:11:13,551 30 if I think about my grandmother. 294 00:11:15,812 --> 00:11:18,140 - Okay, so you'll do it? - No! 295 00:11:18,141 --> 00:11:20,643 This gigolo is saying gigo-no. 296 00:11:21,753 --> 00:11:22,930 And that's final. 297 00:11:22,931 --> 00:11:25,216 Fine. Then I'll not only tell Mary Hart 298 00:11:25,217 --> 00:11:27,469 about the camera and the cameraman you borrowed, 299 00:11:27,470 --> 00:11:30,972 I'll tell her how you sell locks of her hair online. 300 00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:33,576 Oh, snip snip. 301 00:11:34,301 --> 00:11:35,654 Snip snip. 302 00:11:40,591 --> 00:11:44,354 Um, do you think Valerie likes tapas? 303 00:11:46,524 --> 00:11:47,733 (Sighs) 304 00:11:47,734 --> 00:11:49,170 (Laughing) 305 00:11:50,617 --> 00:11:51,795 Phillip said he forgave me, 306 00:11:51,796 --> 00:11:53,882 but he's been weird and distant all day. 307 00:11:53,883 --> 00:11:55,637 I'm wondering if constantly sneaking off with me 308 00:11:55,638 --> 00:11:57,287 to a dark hallway is hurting your case. 309 00:11:58,254 --> 00:12:00,845 Okay, you are going to help me make my case. 310 00:12:00,846 --> 00:12:02,192 All right? 'Cause we're gonna go back out there, 311 00:12:02,193 --> 00:12:03,648 and we're gonna prove to him once and for all 312 00:12:03,649 --> 00:12:06,534 that there is absolutely nothing going on between us. 313 00:12:06,535 --> 00:12:08,211 If that's truly what you believe. 314 00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:10,425 Ignore you... check. 315 00:12:10,902 --> 00:12:12,443 I knew I could count on you. 316 00:12:12,444 --> 00:12:13,763 All right, let's go. 317 00:12:13,764 --> 00:12:15,418 Oh! (Gasps) 318 00:12:15,911 --> 00:12:17,168 Ooh. 319 00:12:17,169 --> 00:12:18,510 Oh, seriously? 320 00:12:18,511 --> 00:12:20,506 I thought the target was just on my back. 321 00:12:22,668 --> 00:12:24,178 What am I gonna do? 322 00:12:24,179 --> 00:12:25,628 Oh, you can just put on my t-shirt. 323 00:12:29,944 --> 00:12:31,677 Whoo. (Chuckles) 324 00:12:32,459 --> 00:12:33,905 Wow. 325 00:12:33,906 --> 00:12:35,448 Guess there's a first time for everything. 326 00:12:35,449 --> 00:12:37,982 Oh, technically, that was my second time. 327 00:12:40,530 --> 00:12:41,433 Wait, what? 328 00:12:42,447 --> 00:12:43,703 Okay, don't look. 329 00:12:45,415 --> 00:12:46,859 Uh, I couldn't even if I wanted to. 330 00:12:46,860 --> 00:12:47,820 Can you help me please? 331 00:12:47,821 --> 00:12:49,104 Will you hurry up? 332 00:12:49,105 --> 00:12:51,080 Phillip's gonna wonder what's taking us so long. 333 00:12:51,948 --> 00:12:53,285 It's pretty clear, actually. 334 00:12:53,616 --> 00:12:54,760 (Both scream) 335 00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:57,569 Phil, there you are. 336 00:12:57,570 --> 00:12:59,037 We've been looking everywhere for you. 337 00:13:02,899 --> 00:13:04,214 (Chuckles) 338 00:13:04,972 --> 00:13:06,906 Just call me "MVP," 339 00:13:06,907 --> 00:13:09,174 most valuable playa. 340 00:13:10,706 --> 00:13:12,827 How'd it go? Is it bad news? 341 00:13:12,828 --> 00:13:13,984 Should I sit down? 342 00:13:13,985 --> 00:13:15,268 Actually, I'm better standing up. 343 00:13:16,156 --> 00:13:18,222 Turns out, so am I. 344 00:13:18,223 --> 00:13:19,608 (Chuckles) 345 00:13:19,609 --> 00:13:22,139 Which is why I will be watching you play 346 00:13:22,140 --> 00:13:24,958 from the owner's box for the rest of your career. 347 00:13:24,959 --> 00:13:26,388 So I have a career? 348 00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:29,262 Yep. Yeah, she said a new contract is on its way. 349 00:13:29,263 --> 00:13:31,899 Dude, I love older women. 350 00:13:31,900 --> 00:13:34,133 They're not afraid to tell you what you're doing wrong. 351 00:13:34,466 --> 00:13:37,225 - (Knocking on door) - It turns, everything. 352 00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:41,817 - Valerie? - Hey, you. 353 00:13:42,203 --> 00:13:44,010 You left your wallet in the cab. 354 00:13:44,011 --> 00:13:44,913 Oh. 355 00:13:46,355 --> 00:13:48,153 - Excuse me. - Girl, stop. 356 00:13:50,406 --> 00:13:51,490 Danny? 357 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:53,257 Oh. 358 00:13:53,753 --> 00:13:54,840 Miss Banks, 359 00:13:54,841 --> 00:13:56,764 I didn't see you behind this pillow. 360 00:13:58,065 --> 00:14:00,656 So, Tuck-Tuck, you bag the cougar? 361 00:14:02,455 --> 00:14:03,494 Hi, Bonnie. 362 00:14:04,213 --> 00:14:05,347 Valerie! 363 00:14:06,087 --> 00:14:07,887 Hi. Hey. 364 00:14:08,198 --> 00:14:11,774 Hey, did you see a giant cougar run past here? 365 00:14:13,546 --> 00:14:16,032 'Cause one just escaped from the zoo... 366 00:14:18,088 --> 00:14:20,415 And we're trying to bag it. 367 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:24,131 Well, I guess I've been played. 368 00:14:24,940 --> 00:14:27,493 You people are something else. 369 00:14:27,494 --> 00:14:29,509 You know, I've always heard that you were unethical, 370 00:14:29,847 --> 00:14:32,596 but congratulations, you've outdone yourself. 371 00:14:33,278 --> 00:14:34,724 Don't worry, Danny. 372 00:14:34,725 --> 00:14:35,985 I won't be trading you. 373 00:14:35,986 --> 00:14:37,643 Really? Thank God. 374 00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:39,447 I'll be cutting you from the team. 375 00:14:40,216 --> 00:14:42,514 In fact, if I have anything to do with it, 376 00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:44,777 you will never play another game in the NHL. 377 00:14:49,004 --> 00:14:51,947 Damn it if she don't look good walking away. 378 00:14:54,906 --> 00:14:56,929 So... this is nice. 379 00:14:57,776 --> 00:14:59,075 Isn't this nice? 380 00:14:59,779 --> 00:15:01,455 I know I'm enjoying myself. 381 00:15:02,015 --> 00:15:03,462 Yes, lovely, isn't it? 382 00:15:03,463 --> 00:15:06,868 In fact, I think my new favorite pre-dinner entertainment 383 00:15:06,869 --> 00:15:08,780 is finding my girlfriend naked in the loo 384 00:15:08,781 --> 00:15:09,815 with her ex-boyfriend. 385 00:15:11,383 --> 00:15:13,189 Phillip, please. I explained this to you. 386 00:15:13,190 --> 00:15:14,796 And she wasn't naked. 387 00:15:14,797 --> 00:15:16,134 She had her bra on. 388 00:15:17,889 --> 00:15:20,139 I'm sorry. I stand corrected. 389 00:15:20,140 --> 00:15:21,794 Once again, I am the idiot 390 00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:23,532 and you are right. 391 00:15:23,533 --> 00:15:25,028 Hey, don't be mad at Ben. 392 00:15:25,029 --> 00:15:26,814 He was just trying to help. 393 00:15:26,815 --> 00:15:28,578 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 394 00:15:28,579 --> 00:15:30,049 And you need to believe her. 395 00:15:30,050 --> 00:15:32,307 Okay? You don't want to mess this thing up. 396 00:15:32,308 --> 00:15:33,435 Trust me, I did, 397 00:15:33,436 --> 00:15:34,753 and I've never regretted anything so much 398 00:15:34,754 --> 00:15:36,068 in my entire life. 399 00:15:36,778 --> 00:15:38,208 Is that true? 400 00:15:38,209 --> 00:15:39,607 It's so true. 401 00:15:40,308 --> 00:15:42,221 But you don't still feel that way, do you? 402 00:15:42,222 --> 00:15:43,784 Yeah, of course I do. 403 00:15:43,785 --> 00:15:45,736 I mean, sure I joke about us all the time, 404 00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:47,771 but I never got over what happened. 405 00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:49,078 It was all my fault. 406 00:15:49,079 --> 00:15:51,054 No no no. We both messed up. 407 00:15:51,055 --> 00:15:53,589 I still regret how I handled things. 408 00:15:53,590 --> 00:15:54,550 - You do? - Yeah. 409 00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:57,792 We both said and did a lot of stupid stuff, 410 00:15:57,793 --> 00:16:00,519 but I never meant to hurt you. 411 00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:02,127 And I never meant to hurt you. 412 00:16:03,404 --> 00:16:04,916 I'm so sorry. 413 00:16:04,917 --> 00:16:06,287 Yeah, me too. 414 00:16:18,772 --> 00:16:20,377 So, should we start with some appetizers? 415 00:16:20,378 --> 00:16:22,360 The crab cakes here are amazing. 416 00:16:22,810 --> 00:16:24,451 Mmm. Appeys. 417 00:16:26,874 --> 00:16:29,431 Gary, this is your last chance for the trade. 418 00:16:29,835 --> 00:16:33,537 No, I swear I will never ever call you back. 419 00:16:33,538 --> 00:16:34,642 (Knocking on door) 420 00:16:35,431 --> 00:16:37,960 (Sighs) I will call you right back. 421 00:16:39,718 --> 00:16:41,051 We need to talk. 422 00:16:41,052 --> 00:16:42,309 Actually, you need to leave. 423 00:16:42,310 --> 00:16:45,294 And on your way out, fire whoever let you in. 424 00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:47,203 Okay, what we did was wrong, 425 00:16:47,204 --> 00:16:49,108 but you can't take it out on Danny. 426 00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:51,052 He had nothing to do with it. 427 00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:53,686 He is a talented player that any team in the league 428 00:16:53,687 --> 00:16:55,311 would be happy to have. 429 00:16:55,312 --> 00:16:56,913 I actually agree with you. 430 00:16:57,385 --> 00:16:59,032 He's not my problem. 431 00:16:59,033 --> 00:17:00,723 His management is. 432 00:17:01,325 --> 00:17:02,773 I'm his management. 433 00:17:06,152 --> 00:17:07,182 Look. 434 00:17:07,183 --> 00:17:08,594 You may not like me, 435 00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:10,316 but I have been managing his career 436 00:17:10,317 --> 00:17:12,584 since he was six and played in that men's league. 437 00:17:13,769 --> 00:17:17,433 I made sure that he had the best equipment money could buy. 438 00:17:17,434 --> 00:17:19,545 So I said good-bye to new boobs. 439 00:17:21,752 --> 00:17:24,546 I got up every morning at 4:30 to make sure 440 00:17:24,547 --> 00:17:26,975 that he had three hot breakfasts before practice. 441 00:17:26,976 --> 00:17:29,746 Danny and I are team Wheeler, 442 00:17:29,747 --> 00:17:31,695 and nothing can come between us. 443 00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:38,106 Well, then I guess team Wheeler needs to find a new team. 444 00:17:41,059 --> 00:17:43,199 And please tell Tucker to quit texting me, thank you. 445 00:17:46,182 --> 00:17:47,812 What am I gonna do? 446 00:17:47,813 --> 00:17:49,422 I mean, I'm too tall to be an astronaut, 447 00:17:49,423 --> 00:17:51,663 and too afraid of horses to be a cowboy. 448 00:17:53,693 --> 00:17:55,301 What about me? 449 00:17:55,302 --> 00:17:57,536 I sent a very private picture to Valerie, 450 00:17:57,537 --> 00:17:59,793 and I think it went to my mom instead. 451 00:18:01,847 --> 00:18:03,239 Oh, what happened? 452 00:18:03,575 --> 00:18:04,832 You were in there forever. 453 00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,775 All good. Mm-hmm. 454 00:18:06,776 --> 00:18:08,952 Yeah, it was pretty touch-and-go there for a little while, 455 00:18:08,953 --> 00:18:12,373 but she did not know who she was dealing with. 456 00:18:12,374 --> 00:18:13,435 All right? 457 00:18:13,436 --> 00:18:15,553 I made her see what an asset you are to this team 458 00:18:15,554 --> 00:18:17,912 and that they would be nothing without you. 459 00:18:17,913 --> 00:18:20,312 Oh my God, thank you. 460 00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:22,255 So the deal's done? 461 00:18:22,256 --> 00:18:23,383 Almost. 462 00:18:23,972 --> 00:18:26,010 But I think I'm gonna let somebody else 463 00:18:26,011 --> 00:18:27,597 iron out the details. 464 00:18:27,598 --> 00:18:28,705 What are you talking about? 465 00:18:28,706 --> 00:18:31,123 I'm talking about me. I need a break. 466 00:18:31,553 --> 00:18:33,859 Honey, you are a great hockey player, 467 00:18:33,860 --> 00:18:36,387 and I've been lucky enough to have gone on this ride. 468 00:18:36,388 --> 00:18:38,770 But I think it's time I got off. 469 00:18:39,489 --> 00:18:41,799 Wait, you're not gonna be my manager anymore? 470 00:18:42,498 --> 00:18:43,980 But I can't do this without you. 471 00:18:44,316 --> 00:18:46,054 Oh, yes you can, Danny. 472 00:18:46,661 --> 00:18:48,086 You need to grow up... 473 00:18:48,087 --> 00:18:50,908 And I need to let you do it. 474 00:18:51,437 --> 00:18:53,174 What about team Wheeler? 475 00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:56,144 I will always be on your team. 476 00:18:56,913 --> 00:18:58,625 I'm your mother. 477 00:19:01,644 --> 00:19:02,741 (Sighs) 478 00:19:04,124 --> 00:19:07,318 Well, how about we go get some victory libations. 479 00:19:07,319 --> 00:19:08,717 Ah, word of the day? 480 00:19:08,718 --> 00:19:09,763 Nope. 481 00:19:09,764 --> 00:19:11,085 I actually knew that one. 482 00:19:11,086 --> 00:19:13,144 You did? Danny, good for you. 483 00:19:27,371 --> 00:19:28,620 Well, here we are again. 484 00:19:29,312 --> 00:19:30,289 You trying to convince me 485 00:19:30,290 --> 00:19:31,929 that there's nothing between you and Ben. 486 00:19:31,930 --> 00:19:33,207 There isn't. 487 00:19:33,208 --> 00:19:35,338 And I promise from this moment forward 488 00:19:35,339 --> 00:19:37,761 to be completely open and honest with you. 489 00:19:38,462 --> 00:19:41,200 Then I suppose I only have one question. 490 00:19:41,718 --> 00:19:43,100 Do you or do you not 491 00:19:43,101 --> 00:19:44,725 still have feelings for Ben? 492 00:19:46,901 --> 00:19:48,577 And I think I've got my answer. 493 00:19:48,578 --> 00:19:49,793 No, wait. Wait wait wait. 494 00:19:49,794 --> 00:19:50,946 Wait wait. 495 00:19:51,253 --> 00:19:53,404 Yes, I will always care for him. 496 00:19:53,881 --> 00:19:55,714 I would be lying if I didn't admit that, 497 00:19:55,715 --> 00:19:57,622 but I don't want to be with him. 498 00:20:00,027 --> 00:20:01,656 I want to be with you. 499 00:20:04,182 --> 00:20:05,860 I wish that was enough for me. 500 00:20:07,717 --> 00:20:08,943 But it's not. 501 00:20:10,206 --> 00:20:13,288 Riley, you are an amazing girl, 502 00:20:13,289 --> 00:20:14,566 and if he ever does get you back, 503 00:20:14,567 --> 00:20:16,000 he is a lucky man. 504 00:20:18,314 --> 00:20:19,500 I'm sorry, Riley. 505 00:20:21,469 --> 00:20:22,696 Yeah, me too. 506 00:20:26,836 --> 00:20:28,967 See? Make-up hug. 507 00:20:28,968 --> 00:20:30,129 It's all good. 508 00:20:40,324 --> 00:20:41,667 (Chuckles) 509 00:20:41,668 --> 00:20:42,589 Huh? 510 00:20:42,952 --> 00:20:45,595 Okay, Emma. Don't judge me. 511 00:20:45,596 --> 00:20:47,338 Where was the last place you saw my phone? 512 00:20:48,241 --> 00:20:49,359 Knock knock. 513 00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:52,167 I'm guessing that someone is looking for this? 514 00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:54,955 Oh my God, Riley, thank you. You're a lifesaver. 515 00:20:54,956 --> 00:20:56,387 I don't know what I'd do without you. 516 00:20:56,388 --> 00:20:57,670 Oh, you'd figure it out. 517 00:20:57,671 --> 00:20:59,234 People are doing it all over town. 518 00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:01,120 Yeah. 519 00:21:01,121 --> 00:21:02,612 Look, I'm really sorry about Phillip. 520 00:21:02,613 --> 00:21:03,976 - No, you're not. - I know. 521 00:21:05,470 --> 00:21:07,525 It just seemed like the right thing to say. 522 00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:09,559 It was. 523 00:21:10,689 --> 00:21:12,032 I'll see you later, Ben. 524 00:21:14,394 --> 00:21:15,477 (Door closes) 525 00:21:15,478 --> 00:21:17,171 She so likes me.