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Almost there.
You're doing great.

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Thanks for lifting my spirits.
Next time, try lifting the box.

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Please hurry.

4
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l don't need a treadmill!

5
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The doctor says you need
to get exercise!

6
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I get plenty of exercise!

7
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Crushing my will
to live isn't exercise!

8
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If she isn't gonna use it,
then why are we doing this?

9
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She'll use it.
All I need is to rig it

10
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with a fishing pole
and a HoneyBaked ham.

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All right.

12
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Now what?

13
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-We set it up in Howie's old room.
-Do you know how to set it up?

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Please, I'm an MIT-trained engineer.
I think I can handle...

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Ma, look out!

16
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I told you this thing would kill me!

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I (THEME SONG PLAYING) I

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So she's gonna be laid up
for at least six weeks.

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Poor Mrs. Wolowitz.

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Should we do something for her?

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I know. Let's go see
the new Spider-Man movie.

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Sheldon, we're talking about
your friend's mother. She got hurt.

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I thought that subject had run
its course, so I changed it.

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It's called reading the room, Amy.

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-Hi.
-Hey, how were things on the set?

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Pretty good, actually.

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So the movie's
not as bad as you thought?

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Oh, no, it is, but I decided,
instead of complaining about it,

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I'm just gonna go in
every day and give it my all.

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-Good for you.
-Thanks.

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There's no reason
why I shouldn't be the best

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bisexual go-go dancer
slowly transforming

33
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into a killer gorilla
anyone's ever seen.

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I don't know. The bisexual gorilla
go-go dancer in Schindler's List

35
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is tough to beat.

36
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Ah, very good.

37
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Because a gorilla go-go dancer
of any sexual preference

38
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would be out of place in a film
about the Holocaust.

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It only gets funnier
when you explain it, Sheldon.

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I know.

41
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Okay, she's all settled in the guest room.

42
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Maybe we should get one of those
machines to help her up the stairs.

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You mean a forklift?

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-Howie...
-I'm sorry.

45
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I just can't deal
with this right now.

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Taking care of your own mother?
How can you say that?

47
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Bernie, she's gonna be off her feet
for six to eight weeks.

48
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Are you prepared to feed her,
wash her and take her to the toilet?

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-I would do it for my mother.
-Yeah, of course you would.

50
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You're a loving person.

51
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I'm what my people would call a putz.

52
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Look, I'm not crazy about the idea,
but what other choice do we have?

53
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We get a nurse. Preferably someone
from a third world country

54
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who's used to suffering
and unpleasant smells.

55
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You'd hire a total stranger
to take care

56
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of the woman who raised you?
That's so cruel.

57
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Not if we pay them well

58
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and let them listen
to the music of their homeland.

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I need to tinkle!

60
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Sounds like the job
for a loving person.

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Would you liko me to play Polish music
while you carry her to the toilet?

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You are a putz.

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As advertised.

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Thanks for coming with me.

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Thanks for inviting me
after everyone else said no.

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Aren't you gonna get 3-D glasses?

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I brought my own.

68
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No sense in risking
bridge-of-nose herpes.

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Is that a real thing?

70
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Well, until they invent
nose condoms, I'm not finding out.

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Emily! Hey!

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Oh, hey, Raj.

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This is my friend, Sheldon.
Sheldon, this is Emily.

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Oh, yes, you're the dermatologist.

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I went for a walk yesterday
without sunscreen.

76
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Do you see anything on my forehead

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that I should be concerned about?

78
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Um, you know what? I better go.
My movie's about to start.

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-Are you here alone?
-No, not really.

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-What do you mean, "not really"?
-Hey, should we get our seats?

81
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Yeah. It was nice seeing you.
I'll call you later.

82
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Yeah, okay.

83
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That was awkward, right'?

84
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Is it because she's dating you
but was out with that other fellow?

85
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-Yes.
-Good.

86
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I thought she saw
something on my forehead.

87
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And... action.

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-Please don't shut me out.
Go away.

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Just go away.

90
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I swear, I will find
a way to turn you back.

91
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What gave you the right to mix my DNA
with that of a killer gorilla?

92
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I was trying to save your life.

93
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Life? What life?
Look at me! I'm a monster!

94
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And now I have blood on my hands,
or paws. I don't know.

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You can't give up.
I love you.

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I love you too.

97
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But I'm afraid I love killing more.

98
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Like, one day,
I might actually try and kill you!

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And... cut.
All right.

100
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All right,
let's set up for the next scene.

101
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Actually, know what?
Can we do one more?

102
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I think I could do it better.

103
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Let's just move on.
No one cares.

104
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Well, I care.
I mean, look, if we're gonna do this,

105
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why not try and make it
something we're actually proud of?

106
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Look, sweetie, this movie is garbage,
but you should be happy about that,

107
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'cause if it was a good movie,
you wouldn't be in it.

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Whoa, whoa, hang on.
There's no need to insult her.

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-And who are you?
-I'm her boyfriend.

110
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-Isn't she too hot for you?
-A little, yeah.

111
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Well, boyfriend, get off my set.

112
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You can't do that.
He's with me.

113
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You know what? You can get off
my set, too. You're fired.

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What? You can't fire me.
I'm the star.

115
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I'm the girl that goes bananas.
It says so on the poster.

116
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Yeah, but we just shot the last scene
where we see your face.

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So from now own, the star
of the movie is whoever wears this.

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Hey, if you're gonna fire her,
then you have to fire me too.

119
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Wow, that fell apart really fast.

120
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Thanks for skipping the movie.

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I couldn't sit in that theater
for two hours

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wondering about Emily and that guy.

123
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Oh, quite all right.

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After my forehead melanoma scare,

125
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I've learned not to sweat
the small stuff.

126
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Well, sorry, I don't have all
the ingredients to make chai tea.

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-You don't have to make me anything.
-No, I do.

128
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You're upset about Emily
and you're Indian.

129
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I need to make you chai tea.

130
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Now, I have all the ingredients
except cardamom seeds.

131
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Do you happen to have any on you?

132
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Sorry, I left them in my turban.

133
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Oh, I'll make English breakfast tea.

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They destroyed your culture.
That's close enough.

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You know, I'm curious,

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why are you so upset
about seeing Emily with another man?

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Wouldn't you be upset if you saw
Amy out with someone else?

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Can't happen. We have an ironclad
relationship agreement

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which precludes her from physical
contact with anyone other than me.

140
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But you don't have sex
with her either.

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Slick, huh?

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To be truthful,
Emily and I haven't dated that long,

143
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and we never agreed
to be exclusive to each other.

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Have you had intercourse?

145
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No.

146
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Well, stick to your guns.
There will be a lot of pressure.

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I'm hungry again!

148
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It's like the world's
fattest cuckoo clock.

149
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You know, you're always talking
about having a baby someday.

150
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-This is exactly what it'll be like.
-No, it's not.

151
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Come on. The constant fussing,
eating, pooping, burping, drooling.

152
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We're even waiting for the day
when she can finally walk on her own.

153
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Maybe you're right.

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Anything she finds on the floor
goes right in her mouth.

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I'm just telling you now,
if we do have kids,

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don't expect me to do all the work.

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Hey, I'm a very paternal person.

158
00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:05,016
I'd be excellent
at taking care of a baby.

159
00:09:05,845 --> 00:09:07,620
l'm still hungry!

160
00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:09,226
I'm coming, you big baby!

161
00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:17,126
You know, the only thing
worse than doing a movie

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where they glue monkey hair
to your ass

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is getting fired from a movie where
they glue monkey hair to your ass.

164
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Forget it, man, it's crap.
You just move on to the next thing.

165
00:09:28,635 --> 00:09:32,276
Yeah, well, it's easy for you to say.
You used to be famous.

166
00:09:32,972 --> 00:09:35,316
Hey. I just lost a job for you.

167
00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:37,580
You're right,
I'm sorry, you're famous.

168
00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:42,389
Penny, it's not about being famous.
It's about the art.

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It's about the passion
we have for our craft.

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I have an audition
for Sharknadu 2!

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If I book this, I am totally gonna
pay you back for this beer.

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God, what am I doing with my life?

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You having second
thoughts about acting?

174
00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:02,442
You were on set,
you saw what it was like.

175
00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,775
Yeah, but it's not always that bad.

176
00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:05,939
Oh, really?

177
00:10:06,072 --> 00:10:09,246
What about when you did Anne Frank
at that cute little theater

178
00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:11,581
It was over a bowling alley.

179
00:10:13,012 --> 00:10:14,252
Yeah, but. ..

180
00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,689
...there was ample parking.

181
00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:19,489
Are you done?

182
00:10:19,652 --> 00:10:21,529
And you were so good
in the TV commercial.

183
00:10:21,688 --> 00:10:24,532
It was for hemorrhoid cream.

184
00:10:24,691 --> 00:10:28,605
And I got itchy and swollen
just watching you.

185
00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:34,107
Leonard, you are really
not cheering me up.

186
00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:36,611
Come on. How can you be sad
when you're going home

187
00:10:36,769 --> 00:10:39,943
with all five-foot-six of this?

188
00:10:40,707 --> 00:10:42,846
You think you're five-foot-six,
that's funny.

189
00:10:47,013 --> 00:10:48,492
I don't understand it.

190
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,855
I'm a nice guy, I have a great job,

191
00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:54,191
I'm well-educated,
come from a good family...

192
00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:56,027
Why don't women want to be with me?

193
00:10:57,223 --> 00:10:59,362
An interesting question.

194
00:11:00,793 --> 00:11:03,137
Well... good night.

195
00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:08,369
What? Don't send me home.
I can't be alone right now.

196
00:11:08,535 --> 00:11:11,414
That's your problem.
You can't be alone.

197
00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:12,879
What do you mean?

198
00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:17,310
How many women
have you had dates with?

199
00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:19,913
Eleven.

200
00:11:20,079 --> 00:11:24,152
How many of those women did you think
would become your perfect companion?

201
00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,657
Eleven.

202
00:11:27,820 --> 00:11:30,528
Wait. Do I count the 200-pound
Sailor Moon girl

203
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:33,330
that Howard and I had
a threesome with at Comic-Con?

204
00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:38,007
Sure.

205
00:11:39,165 --> 00:11:42,271
I'll stick with 11.
She liked Howard better.

206
00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:46,515
Well, now do you see the problem?

207
00:11:48,107 --> 00:11:51,054
Maybe. I...
I don't know.

208
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:53,885
It's late, I... I should...
I should go.

209
00:11:58,585 --> 00:12:00,622
Look, I do get what you're saying.

210
00:12:00,787 --> 00:12:03,734
Instead of desperately clinging
to any woman who will go out with me,

211
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:06,063
I need to work
on my fear of being alone.

212
00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:09,873
I was trying to suggest
chemical castration, but...

213
00:12:13,132 --> 00:12:16,113
...it's my bedtime, so whatever
gets you out the door. Good night.

214
00:12:21,107 --> 00:12:22,211
Howie, I'm back!

215
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,483
I just got her to sleep.

216
00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:25,782
Sorry.

217
00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:28,482
What took you so long?
The grocery store's a few blocks away.

218
00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:30,924
They only had regular yogurt.
I had to go to a different store

219
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:33,587
to get the extra-fat kind
your mom likes.

220
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,756
Then why do I smell coffee
on your breath?

221
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:39,403
So what? After two days
of taking care of her,

222
00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:41,470
excuse me for stopping
to get a mocha.

223
00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:45,633
A mocha?
Well, it must be nice to be queen.

224
00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:49,079
Queen?
I've been killing myself here!

225
00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:51,112
Well, whose fault is that? I wanted
to get a nurse, but you were all,

226
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:54,013
"I'm nice. I want to take care of people."

227
00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:59,688
I'm glad I got that mocha.
And you know what else I'm glad about?

228
00:12:59,846 --> 00:13:03,760
I bought you a brownie
and I ate it in the car!

229
00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:09,028
Howard!

230
00:13:09,188 --> 00:13:11,759
Thanks a lot.
Now I have to go rub her belly again.

231
00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:22,638
-Hey.
-Thanks for letting me come over.

232
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,180
Of course.
Please, come in.

233
00:13:27,373 --> 00:13:30,980
I just wanted to say how sorry
I am about tonight, and...

234
00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:33,186
...l want to make sure that we're okay.

235
00:13:34,013 --> 00:13:36,550
Look, you and I haven't made
any commitments to each other.

236
00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:39,629
I know.
I just felt like I needed to explain.

237
00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:41,322
The guy I was
with did my last tattoo,

238
00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:43,364
and he's been
asking me out for months.

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00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,901
I finally said yes
just to get it over with.

240
00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:48,198
-It's okay.
-Really?

241
00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:50,898
Well, I mean, yeah,
it freaked me out a little,

242
00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:53,476
but that's my issue, not yours.

243
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:55,902
Wow.

244
00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:58,913
If I saw you out with another woman,
I'd be pretty upset.

245
00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:00,574
Thank you.

246
00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:06,319
Not just for being upset,
but for believing that could happen.

247
00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:12,396
Just so you know,
I'm not seeing anyone else.

248
00:14:13,252 --> 00:14:14,560
Well, me neither.

249
00:14:15,254 --> 00:14:16,858
-Okay.
-Okay.

250
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:18,725
Please.

251
00:14:18,891 --> 00:14:22,703
-30, you... You have tattoos?
-Yeah.

252
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,432
I don't.

253
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:28,778
I have a hole in my belly button that
may or may not have been a piercing.

254
00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:32,840
-That's cool.
-It's a piercing.

255
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,584
So... how many tattoos?

256
00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:40,216
One on my shoulder,
one not on my shoulder

257
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:43,451
and one really not on my shoulder.

258
00:14:46,085 --> 00:14:49,532
It's, uh... been a long time
since I've seen a girl's...

259
00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:52,025
...really not her shoulder.

260
00:14:54,193 --> 00:14:55,137
Well...

261
00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:57,630
...how about you show me
your piercing

262
00:14:57,797 --> 00:14:59,640
and I show you my tattoos?

263
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:08,610
But before I take my shirt off,
I just need, like,

264
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,416
ten minutes to do some crunches.

265
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,221
Oh, my God.

266
00:15:19,385 --> 00:15:21,558
What a day.

267
00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:23,496
Can I get you anything?

268
00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:24,896
No.

269
00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:28,429
I need to start
making some smart decisions.

270
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:29,834
With your career?

271
00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:31,407
With my life.

272
00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:33,435
Like what?

273
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:35,676
I don't know.

274
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,446
We could get married.

275
00:15:39,305 --> 00:15:41,342
-Come on, be serious.
-I am.

276
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:45,821
Why?
Because I'm a "smart decision"?

277
00:15:45,978 --> 00:15:46,979
Well, yeah.

278
00:15:48,247 --> 00:15:50,818
So, I'm like a bran muffin.

279
00:15:52,151 --> 00:15:54,290
What, no, that's not what I'm saying.

280
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,331
No, it's exactly what you're saying.
I'm the boring thing

281
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,491
you're choosing
because I'm good for you.

282
00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:00,865
What does it matter?
The point is, I'm choosing you.

283
00:16:01,027 --> 00:16:03,507
Well, it matters a lot.
I don't want to be a bran muffin.

284
00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:07,468
I want to be a...
Cinnabon, you know?

285
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:10,841
A strawberry Pop-Tart.

286
00:16:12,104 --> 00:16:15,551
Something you're excited about even
though it could give you diabetes.

287
00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:19,156
Sweetie, you can be
any pastry you want.

288
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:22,225
No, no. No, it's too late.
I'm your bran muffin.

289
00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:25,191
Probably fat-free
and good for your colon.

290
00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:28,565
You know what? Forget it.
I never should've brought it up.

291
00:16:29,555 --> 00:16:32,536
You know I want to marry you,
but you're only doing this

292
00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:34,831
because you got fired
and you're feeling sorry for yourself.

293
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,871
Okay, it may lock that way,
but getting fired

294
00:16:37,029 --> 00:16:39,236
from that movie was the best thing
that could have happened to me, okay.

295
00:16:39,398 --> 00:16:41,309
I finally realize
I don't need to be famous

296
00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:43,208
or have some big career to be happy.

297
00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:47,010
-Then what do you need?
-You, you stupid Pop-Tart!

298
00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:53,385
Oh.

299
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,919
Then I guess I'm in.

300
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:01,061
Really?
You guess you're in?

301
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:06,703
Not like, "I guess I'm in."
Like "I guess I'm in!"

302
00:17:08,427 --> 00:17:10,373
Okay. Cool.

303
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:17,407
So is that it?
Are we engaged?

304
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:20,073
Yeah, I think so.

305
00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:24,083
All right.

306
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:27,280
What's wrong?

307
00:17:28,414 --> 00:17:32,419
I'm not sure.
Just... feels a little anticlimactic.

308
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:35,961
Yeah, it kind of does, huh?

309
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,468
Oh, I know.

310
00:17:41,193 --> 00:17:42,695
This might help.

311
00:17:48,134 --> 00:17:49,408
Where did you get a ring?

312
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:53,107
I've... had it for a couple years,
not important.

313
00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:01,551
Penny... will you marry me?

314
00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:04,920
Oh, my God, yes.

315
00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:10,797
This would have been
so much more romantic

316
00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:12,834
if you didn't have
monkey hair on your finger.

317
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,338
How you feeling?

318
00:18:24,503 --> 00:18:28,349
Last night was a little rough,
but I think we're gonna get through this.

319
00:18:28,507 --> 00:18:29,679
I'm proud of us.

320
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:31,617
Me, too.

321
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,779
Where's my pancakes?

322
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,654
Coming, Mrs. Wolowitzl

323
00:18:42,521 --> 00:18:44,933
-You were right.
-Welcome to Team Putz.