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Daddy, we're so happy you and Joe
won't be around this weekend.

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Really?

3
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You know, if you weren't so
adorable, I'd give you a wet willy.

4
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What's that?

5
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Am I supposed to not like that?

6
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I am so excited.

7
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I've been so busy working that I haven't
been able to spend any quality time,

8
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so this weekend I'm taking
the girls on a stay-cation

9
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right here in lady town,
chick city, gal-ville.

10
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She-attle.

11
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Portland.

12
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Maybe I don't get it.

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I don't get it either, but you're
making it a whole lot easier

14
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for me to leave this house.

15
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It's gonna be great.

16
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Can't wait to get my
Junior Explorer merit badge.

17
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'Cause chicks dig the badge.

18
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Do they really, Joe?

19
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Well, hey, I can tell you one thing,
sweetie, mommies dig the badge.

20
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Yeah, mom, not really what I was going for.

21
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Have fun, and don't get eaten by bigfoot.

22
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Ha, good one.

23
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Dad?

24
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Bigfoot's not real, Joe.

25
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Bigfoot's not real, right, Kevin?

26
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No.

27
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Oh, that must be the van.

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I'm gonna go say hi to my troop.

29
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All right.

30
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David, I'm concerned.

31
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Bigfoot is real. I knew it.

32
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No, about you camping.

33
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It's not up to your luxurious standards.

34
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I mean, let's be real here.

35
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Even the word "motel" makes
you break out in hives.

36
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You had to say "motel."

37
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Right now I'm starting to get itchy, Kevin.

38
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I'm sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

39
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You mind if I take a nap over here?

40
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Is that dog keeping you up at night still?

41
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Not exactly.

42
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My wife, Alicia, thought the dog was
lonely, so she bought it a parrot.

43
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Now the dog is sleeping like a baby,

44
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but the parrot is up all
night howling like a dog.

45
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Rawr-rawr-rawr-rawr-
rawr-rawr-rawr-rawr!

46
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Ah, I'm exhausted!

47
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Hey, dad, you remember
our troop leader, Burwick.

48
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- Yeah, hey, man, how are you?
- Hey.

49
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Nature boy, you know
how to shut up a parrot?

50
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Yeah, what kind?

51
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Rain forest's got dozens of varieties.

52
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You got your cockatiels, your Indian
ringnecks, your buff-faced pygmies...

53
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oh, no, no, no, suddenly
the parrot isn't so annoying.

54
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I got to take a nap.

55
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Who's ready to tango with mother nature?

56
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Well, they asked me to do
dancing with the stars once,

57
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if that's what you mean.

58
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I do not know what that is.

59
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You know what, I got a cooler
here of celebratory steaks,

60
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okay, for my son, Joe.

61
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I mean, it's not every day he
gets his survival merit badge.

62
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Whoa, whoa, easy, bro.

63
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We're going off the grid.

64
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There's no cell phones, no
bottled water, no steaks.

65
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Didn't you read the manual?

66
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Might have sed it. Mm

67
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Yep, we're just bringing
the clothes on our backs

68
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so we know what it's
like to live off the land,

69
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build our own shelter,
and forage our own food.

70
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Forage?

71
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That's how we earn our Junior
Explorer survival merit badges,

72
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and chicks dig the badge.

73
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Do they really, Burwick?

74
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Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen
www.addic7ed.com

75
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Remember, boys, water is life.

76
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What do we say about hydration?

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Three "S" s? Anybody?

78
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- Sip, save, and survive.
- That's right.

79
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These bees keep following me.

80
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Must be the three "H" s of grooming.

81
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Anybody?

82
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Hot honey hair treatment.

83
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Attaboy, son.

84
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That's all you need to survive
in the jungle called Hollywood.

85
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This is gonna be fun being away from
the comforts of home, roughing it.

86
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Where's the men's room?

87
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Look around, bro.

88
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Nature's your toilet now.

89
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If you need to drop a deuce,
you do it behind a tree.

90
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Use these leaves as toilet paper
just like the manual says.

91
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Maybe I can just use the manual.

92
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This is so cool.

93
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I've never taken a nature poop before.

94
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I have...

95
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If you count the off-ramp of the 405.

96
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What?

97
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Too many dodger dogs.

98
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Kevin, I can't do this.

99
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This is much worse than a motel.

100
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I'm here for you, David, literally.

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Walk to your right.

102
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And you're walking, and you're walking...

103
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What is this?

104
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It's the backdrop from our camping
episode, "See Dad pitch a tent."

105
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My trailer!

106
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Kevin, this is genius.

107
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Hey, David.

108
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Oh.

109
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Guy, from props on our show.

110
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He's here to make your time in the
woods a little more comfortable.

111
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For starters, I rigged
an electronic bug zapper

112
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that goes around the entire campsite, boss.

113
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Aah!

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Okay, David, we're gonna stay out of sight,

115
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but remember, if you need us,
you can use the secret signal.

116
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Caw-caw!

117
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Caw-caw!

118
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Kev... Kevin, I'm just
gonna throw a rock, okay?

119
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- Okay, yeah, that's cool.
- All right.

120
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I love my new pierced ears, Emily.

121
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Now I'm just like you.

122
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Nah, you rock Spongebob
pajamas way better than I do.

123
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I can't wait to show mommy.

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Cover them up.

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Surprise her.

126
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Hey, guys.

127
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I'm so sorry I had to run to work
during our shopping extravaganza,

128
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but I'm all yours.

129
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Train's back on track.

130
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Next stop,
Sacra-no-men-to.

131
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Miss-sis-ippi.

132
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Ah!

133
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I see you got those hoops you wanted.

134
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Yes, and speaking of earrings, guess who...

135
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Oh, my gosh! That's it.

136
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That's the next stop on our girls' weekend.

137
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Let's get Janie's ears pierced.

138
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Oh, just like we did when you were her age.

139
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Remember that?

140
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That was such a special
mother-daughter moment.

141
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Yeah.

142
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Okay, I'm gonna call Kat.

143
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Remember she did yours? Oh, great idea.

144
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Go call her, and then we can
have dinner in Mali-boobs.

145
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All right, Janie, we cannot tell
mom we got your ears pierced.

146
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It'll break her heart.

147
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You said "boobs."

148
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First step towards
earning your badge is fire.

149
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Without fire, there's no food.

150
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No food, you die.

151
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You die, no badge, and that
is the worst fate of all.

152
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I beg to differ there, bro.

153
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Dying on television is a nightmare.

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Noted.

155
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I'm gonna go grab some kindling.

156
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Explorers, let's get to sparking, huh?

157
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This is ridiculous.

158
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Yeah, when are we gonna find ourselves
in the woods needing to make a fire?

159
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Now.

160
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Uh, yeah, boys, why don't we try a
little acting exercise here, okay?

161
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This always works for me.

162
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Let's just... I want you all to
close your eyes... there you go.

163
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And just try to visualize something hot.

164
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Okay?

165
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You got it?

166
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You picturing it in your head?

167
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There we go.

168
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Okay.

169
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Whoa, Joe!

170
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It worked.

171
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Wow, nice job.

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All right.

173
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Now that Joe-bro's given us fire,

174
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it's time to start building
our shelters for the night.

175
00:08:02,139 --> 00:08:04,507
Joe, why don't you take
a lead on that, and Dave,

176
00:08:04,541 --> 00:08:06,592
I think you should probably
build your own lean-to

177
00:08:06,643 --> 00:08:08,644
unless you got a trailer hidden out here.

178
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Man, our lean-to stinks.

179
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There's no way Burwick is gonna
think this thing is badge worthy.

180
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Gentlemen, can I make a suggestion here?

181
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You know what I think you should do?

182
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You should go down to the river and
find some nice decorative rocks.

183
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Decorative rocks?

184
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Absolutely.

185
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Let's spruce it up a little bit.

186
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You know what the key to
survival is, right after water?

187
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Ambience.

188
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Come on, guys. Come on.

189
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Come on, hop to it.

190
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Let's go, go, go, go, go.

191
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Attaboy.

192
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Come on.

193
00:08:55,108 --> 00:08:56,359
Hello?

194
00:08:56,393 --> 00:08:58,527
Oh, hey. Hey, baby, yes.

195
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I was taking a nap over at David's.

196
00:09:01,148 --> 00:09:04,950
Yes, I can get some
dog food for the parrot.

197
00:09:04,985 --> 00:09:08,437
You know, I think this
bird is taking it too far.

198
00:09:08,455 --> 00:09:09,538
I'll be right home.

199
00:09:09,573 --> 00:09:10,773
Okay.

200
00:09:16,112 --> 00:09:19,632
Or not.

201
00:09:19,666 --> 00:09:21,283
Uh...

202
00:09:22,753 --> 00:09:24,470
Wow, you were right, dad.

203
00:09:24,504 --> 00:09:27,640
These decorative rocks make
it look completely different.

204
00:09:27,674 --> 00:09:29,592
The power of ambience.

205
00:09:29,626 --> 00:09:32,395
Whoa, killer lean-to.

206
00:09:32,429 --> 00:09:35,481
You're really getting a
knack for this, Joe-bro.

207
00:09:35,515 --> 00:09:38,300
This is awesome, dad, and it all
happened because you taught me

208
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that if I believe in
myself, anything's possible.

209
00:09:41,271 --> 00:09:44,440
Sure. Let's go with that for now.

210
00:09:44,474 --> 00:09:45,658
All right. All right.

211
00:09:45,692 --> 00:09:48,778
I may be lost, but lucky
for me, I have my map app.

212
00:09:54,868 --> 00:09:56,985
To my beautiful, sweet Janie.

213
00:09:57,003 --> 00:10:00,423
Here's to your first piercing
and hopefully your last.

214
00:10:01,458 --> 00:10:02,591
Oh, I got it.

215
00:10:05,762 --> 00:10:07,162
Hi, Kat. Hey.

216
00:10:07,180 --> 00:10:08,214
Did you get my text?

217
00:10:08,265 --> 00:10:10,349
Don't worry, I got your back.

218
00:10:10,383 --> 00:10:17,473
I got my guns a-blazing,
ladies, so let's do this.

219
00:10:17,507 --> 00:10:20,008
Janie, sweetie, are you ready? Okay?

220
00:10:20,026 --> 00:10:21,009
Janie, take off your hat.

221
00:10:21,027 --> 00:10:22,895
Oh, she can leave her hat on.

222
00:10:22,946 --> 00:10:24,864
That's the way the kids do it these days.

223
00:10:27,484 --> 00:10:28,784
Um, Amy? Yeah?

224
00:10:28,819 --> 00:10:30,986
Doll, you're hovering.

225
00:10:31,020 --> 00:10:32,822
I'm an artist.

226
00:10:32,856 --> 00:10:35,491
Oh, all right. Point taken.

227
00:10:35,525 --> 00:10:37,793
You know, this is just a
really big first for me,

228
00:10:37,828 --> 00:10:39,078
so, um, yeah, backing off, okay?

229
00:10:39,129 --> 00:10:40,629
All righty then. Okay.

230
00:10:40,664 --> 00:10:42,364
Done... Yay!

231
00:10:42,382 --> 00:10:45,384
With ear one.

232
00:10:45,418 --> 00:10:49,037
Yes, there we go.

233
00:10:49,055 --> 00:10:51,373
They're already pierced?

234
00:10:51,391 --> 00:10:52,758
It's a miracle.

235
00:10:52,809 --> 00:10:53,843
It went right through.

236
00:10:53,877 --> 00:10:56,979
Ha!

237
00:10:57,013 --> 00:10:58,814
Emily.

238
00:10:58,849 --> 00:11:00,850
I'm sorry, mom.

239
00:11:00,884 --> 00:11:05,220
When you were at work, I
got Janie's ears pierced.

240
00:11:05,238 --> 00:11:06,906
Oh.

241
00:11:06,940 --> 00:11:08,908
Oh.

242
00:11:08,942 --> 00:11:11,026
Oh, well, that's totally fine.

243
00:11:11,060 --> 00:11:13,662
You got her ears pierced without me.

244
00:11:13,697 --> 00:11:17,416
Um, I just need a second to get over it.

245
00:11:17,450 --> 00:11:18,734
Okay, maybe more than a second.

246
00:11:20,069 --> 00:11:22,121
I'm sure we can come up with another first.

247
00:11:22,172 --> 00:11:23,339
I do tattoos.

248
00:11:23,373 --> 00:11:24,673
- You do?
- Mm-hmm.

249
00:11:24,708 --> 00:11:27,676
- Okay, thanks for coming.
- Oh, all righty then.

250
00:11:30,096 --> 00:11:34,767
Hey, dad?

251
00:11:34,801 --> 00:11:36,886
Do you think these fish will feed us all?

252
00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:39,221
Um, absolutely, Joe.

253
00:11:39,255 --> 00:11:41,256
You know what, why don't
you go back down to the river

254
00:11:41,274 --> 00:11:43,108
and get the rest of the
troop while I scale them?

255
00:11:43,143 --> 00:11:44,109
Okay.

256
00:11:44,144 --> 00:11:45,761
All right.

257
00:11:45,779 --> 00:11:48,063
There you go, boys.

258
00:11:48,097 --> 00:11:50,115
They looked so much smaller
when I reeled them in.

259
00:11:50,150 --> 00:11:53,736
Yeah, well, you know, once
you take the skin off them,

260
00:11:53,770 --> 00:11:55,604
there's nothing to stop
them from plumping up.

261
00:12:05,281 --> 00:12:07,082
Do I smell cookies?

262
00:12:17,226 --> 00:12:23,181
And guy will have your electric
massage pad powered up in a second.

263
00:12:23,232 --> 00:12:25,967
So this is how you've been
surviving in the wilderness?

264
00:12:25,985 --> 00:12:29,905
Joe, I'm not going to
lie to you, son, so...

265
00:12:32,658 --> 00:12:36,144
I just need a minute to figure
out what I want to say.

266
00:12:40,273 --> 00:12:44,159
Joe, you wanted this merit
badge so bad that, yeah,

267
00:12:44,210 --> 00:12:47,630
I-I started the fire for
you, and I built a lean-to,

268
00:12:47,664 --> 00:12:51,083
and I plumped up your
tiny, little, skinny fish.

269
00:12:51,117 --> 00:12:54,837
You mean I didn't do any of those things?

270
00:12:54,888 --> 00:12:58,057
Oh, I thought you'd connected the dots.

271
00:12:58,091 --> 00:13:02,728
Joe, I know you're really upset,
but those cookies are for David.

272
00:13:02,762 --> 00:13:05,314
It's okay, Kevin.

273
00:13:13,657 --> 00:13:16,475
Joe, you have every right to be mad at me.

274
00:13:16,493 --> 00:13:17,809
Mad?

275
00:13:17,827 --> 00:13:20,029
This is genius.

276
00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:24,316
At first I was excited to come
here, but camping's really hard.

277
00:13:24,334 --> 00:13:29,171
But if we keep Kevin and your crew,
I'm guaranteed to get my badge.

278
00:13:29,205 --> 00:13:31,990
So you want to take the easy way out?

279
00:13:32,008 --> 00:13:33,008
Duh.

280
00:13:33,043 --> 00:13:36,495
Just like you, dad.

281
00:13:36,513 --> 00:13:42,000
Uh, Joe, you know what, I don't
think that's a good idea,

282
00:13:42,018 --> 00:13:43,135
and I'll tell you why.

283
00:13:43,169 --> 00:13:46,105
Because you came up here
not just to get a badge,

284
00:13:46,139 --> 00:13:50,359
you came up here to earn a badge, right?

285
00:13:50,393 --> 00:13:51,694
So I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.

286
00:13:51,728 --> 00:13:56,231
I'm going to send Kevin home first
thing in the morning, okay?

287
00:13:56,282 --> 00:13:57,282
They're gone.

288
00:13:57,317 --> 00:14:01,186
But tonight we vibrate.

289
00:14:02,288 --> 00:14:03,405
Oh-oh.

290
00:14:03,456 --> 00:14:05,874
Thanks, dad.

291
00:14:08,661 --> 00:14:10,879
Girls, I think I've got it!

292
00:14:10,914 --> 00:14:15,634
Remember, whatever idea
she has, act excited.

293
00:14:15,668 --> 00:14:21,039
Now I know our plans haven't gone great,
but I have an idea for another first.

294
00:14:21,057 --> 00:14:23,175
Let's watch the "Royal Mermaid".

295
00:14:23,209 --> 00:14:24,760
What a great idea.

296
00:14:24,811 --> 00:14:26,929
Even though it's animated,
it's got some scary parts,

297
00:14:26,980 --> 00:14:28,263
so I didn't want to show it to you

298
00:14:28,314 --> 00:14:30,099
until you were ready,
but you're gonna love it.

299
00:14:30,150 --> 00:14:31,517
I'll make some popcorn.

300
00:14:31,551 --> 00:14:34,436
I know I'm gonna love it...

301
00:14:34,487 --> 00:14:37,689
'Cause I've seen it 26 times.

302
00:14:39,392 --> 00:14:44,446
All right, explorers, today is the
culmination of all you have learned.

303
00:14:44,497 --> 00:14:48,900
There is only one thing standing between
you and your survival merit badge,

304
00:14:48,918 --> 00:14:53,071
and that is a 12-mile hike with
nothing but water and know-how.

305
00:14:53,089 --> 00:14:54,790
Oh, lord.

306
00:14:54,841 --> 00:14:56,625
Now, I, on the other hand.

307
00:14:56,676 --> 00:14:58,510
Will have to stay back at base camp

308
00:14:58,545 --> 00:15:03,081
tending to young Sam here
who claims to have a "rash."

309
00:15:03,099 --> 00:15:06,435
Frankly, I don't see it.

310
00:15:06,469 --> 00:15:09,054
This expedition's gonna
be led by Joe Hobbs,

311
00:15:09,088 --> 00:15:12,608
who clearly understands
the meaning of survival.

312
00:15:12,642 --> 00:15:14,560
I'm handing you the compass.

313
00:15:14,594 --> 00:15:18,096
We'll see you before sundown.

314
00:15:18,114 --> 00:15:20,315
Come on, Sam.

315
00:15:20,366 --> 00:15:21,617
Dad, we can't do this.

316
00:15:21,651 --> 00:15:22,618
Say something.

317
00:15:22,652 --> 00:15:23,619
What?

318
00:15:23,653 --> 00:15:25,320
You'll be fine, Joe.

319
00:15:25,371 --> 00:15:28,540
Dad, Burwick said not to eat
berries you can't identify.

320
00:15:28,575 --> 00:15:30,576
I've been eating them all morning.

321
00:15:30,610 --> 00:15:32,077
They're Berry good.

322
00:15:32,111 --> 00:15:34,246
Yeah, but some berries can
make your mind play tricks.

323
00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:36,081
- Well...
- That's what the manual said.

324
00:15:36,115 --> 00:15:38,383
Not the part I skimmed, fitzy.

325
00:15:38,418 --> 00:15:40,752
All right, guys, come on.
Let's start hoofing it.

326
00:15:49,345 --> 00:15:50,729
Yeah.

327
00:15:51,764 --> 00:15:52,981
Hee-hee.

328
00:15:53,016 --> 00:15:54,766
Yee-haw! Whoo!

329
00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:56,068
Come on, guys. Coming through.

330
00:15:56,102 --> 00:15:57,152
Coming through.

331
00:16:03,359 --> 00:16:04,443
Dad, we're lost.

332
00:16:04,477 --> 00:16:06,111
What does the compass say?

333
00:16:06,145 --> 00:16:08,146
Let's have a look-see.

334
00:16:08,164 --> 00:16:09,147
Save yourself.

335
00:16:09,165 --> 00:16:12,117
Leave the boys.

336
00:16:12,151 --> 00:16:13,118
Nothing.

337
00:16:13,152 --> 00:16:14,486
I'll be right back.

338
00:16:14,504 --> 00:16:16,672
- Dad, where are you going?
- Nowhere.

339
00:16:16,706 --> 00:16:19,341
Mr. Hobbs, we've been going
in circles for two hours.

340
00:16:19,375 --> 00:16:22,961
Yeah, this is the third time
we've passed this stupid rock.

341
00:16:22,995 --> 00:16:28,467
Hey, I happen to like this rock,
Elliot, and he's not stupid.

342
00:16:28,501 --> 00:16:30,168
What?

343
00:16:30,186 --> 00:16:31,803
Don't listen to them, rocky.

344
00:16:31,837 --> 00:16:32,888
Thank you, David.

345
00:16:32,939 --> 00:16:36,341
By the way, your hair looks fabulous.

346
00:16:36,359 --> 00:16:39,511
Oh, you rock, rock.

347
00:16:39,529 --> 00:16:41,613
Joe, what's wrong with your dad?

348
00:16:41,648 --> 00:16:43,115
Think he ate too many berries.

349
00:16:43,149 --> 00:16:45,367
I'm fine, Joe.

350
00:16:45,401 --> 00:16:47,536
Kids.

351
00:16:49,322 --> 00:16:50,873
Mm, what a great first.

352
00:16:50,907 --> 00:16:55,327
Oh, I can still picture you and me
watching it, Eem, like it was yesterday.

353
00:16:55,361 --> 00:16:57,162
It was yesterday.

354
00:17:18,902 --> 00:17:22,354
Oops.

355
00:17:22,388 --> 00:17:24,773
How do you know that song?

356
00:17:24,824 --> 00:17:28,911
Because she's a little genius is how.

357
00:17:30,580 --> 00:17:35,066
This isn't the first time you've seen
the "Royal Mermaid", is it, Janie?

358
00:17:35,084 --> 00:17:38,837
Well, it's the first time
I've seen it with you, mommy.

359
00:17:38,871 --> 00:17:40,088
Aw.

360
00:17:40,123 --> 00:17:41,456
I'm sorry.

361
00:17:41,507 --> 00:17:43,125
I watched it with her.

362
00:17:43,176 --> 00:17:44,593
Wow.

363
00:17:44,627 --> 00:17:46,345
It's just since you've been back at work,

364
00:17:46,379 --> 00:17:50,682
I've had so much fun doing things with
Janie that you used to do with me.

365
00:17:50,717 --> 00:17:51,883
I'm really sorry.

366
00:17:51,917 --> 00:17:52,968
Oh, don't be.

367
00:17:53,019 --> 00:17:56,271
You're a great big sis.

368
00:17:59,091 --> 00:18:01,276
Oh, this is my favorite part of the movie.

369
00:18:01,311 --> 00:18:02,694
Doesn't mommy sound good?

370
00:18:02,729 --> 00:18:04,446
Mommy had to take singing lessons for this.

371
00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:07,950
Ooh, lots and lots of singing lessons.

372
00:18:07,984 --> 00:18:10,452
Wait.

373
00:18:10,486 --> 00:18:12,103
That's you singing?

374
00:18:12,121 --> 00:18:13,104
Yeah.

375
00:18:13,122 --> 00:18:14,122
Yeah.

376
00:18:14,157 --> 00:18:15,457
You didn't tell her it was me?

377
00:18:15,491 --> 00:18:17,542
I thought she knew.

378
00:18:17,577 --> 00:18:19,911
You're the beautiful mermaid, mommy?

379
00:18:19,945 --> 00:18:21,546
This is so cool.

380
00:18:21,581 --> 00:18:24,282
I can't wait to tell my
friends that we're royalty.

381
00:18:26,886 --> 00:18:28,804
I think you just shared a new first.

382
00:18:28,838 --> 00:18:32,674
I think I did, yes.

383
00:18:44,487 --> 00:18:46,238
Okay, rock, paper, scissors one more time.

384
00:18:46,272 --> 00:18:47,823
You ready? One, two, three, shoot.

385
00:18:48,858 --> 00:18:50,809
I win again.

386
00:18:50,827 --> 00:18:52,527
It's like you're in my head.

387
00:18:52,578 --> 00:18:56,281
Dad, stop choosing scissors.

388
00:18:56,315 --> 00:18:58,200
All right, I'm ready. One...

389
00:18:58,251 --> 00:19:00,151
there you are.

390
00:19:00,169 --> 00:19:02,987
I've been looking
everywhere for you, David.

391
00:19:03,006 --> 00:19:04,206
Woodland creature!

392
00:19:04,257 --> 00:19:06,991
Woodland creature!

393
00:19:07,010 --> 00:19:09,344
David.

394
00:19:09,379 --> 00:19:10,829
He even knows my name.

395
00:19:10,847 --> 00:19:11,830
Go for the eyes.

396
00:19:11,848 --> 00:19:13,131
Go for the eyes!

397
00:19:13,165 --> 00:19:14,132
The eyes.

398
00:19:14,166 --> 00:19:15,133
Can't see.

399
00:19:15,167 --> 00:19:17,052
Can't see.

400
00:19:17,103 --> 00:19:18,804
Hungry!

401
00:19:18,838 --> 00:19:19,938
What's that?

402
00:19:19,972 --> 00:19:22,340
Oh, I'm hungry!

403
00:19:22,358 --> 00:19:23,442
Hungry!

404
00:19:23,476 --> 00:19:25,644
Oh, ow, ow!

405
00:19:29,032 --> 00:19:30,315
It's Bigfoot!

406
00:19:33,486 --> 00:19:35,070
I'll take care of this.

407
00:19:35,121 --> 00:19:37,522
Sasquatch and me are both celebrities.

408
00:19:37,540 --> 00:19:39,658
No, save yourself, David.

409
00:19:39,692 --> 00:19:40,859
I got this.

410
00:19:43,162 --> 00:19:44,863
Joe, where's your dad going?

411
00:19:44,881 --> 00:19:48,032
Don't worry, he'll end up back at the rock.

412
00:19:50,536 --> 00:19:54,840
So once I convinced dad that Kevin
wasn't a woodland creature...

413
00:19:54,874 --> 00:19:57,592
And I wasn't bigfoot.

414
00:19:57,643 --> 00:19:59,394
I remembered what you taught me.

415
00:19:59,429 --> 00:20:02,180
I found some river rocks,
followed them down to the water,

416
00:20:02,214 --> 00:20:06,068
followed the current downstream, and
here we are, back at our campsite.

417
00:20:06,102 --> 00:20:07,903
Well, congratulations, little bro.

418
00:20:07,937 --> 00:20:11,356
You really stepped up when it
mattered and earned your merit badge.

419
00:20:11,390 --> 00:20:12,357
All of you did.

420
00:20:12,391 --> 00:20:13,358
Yeah.

421
00:20:13,392 --> 00:20:18,080
And, David, I think this is the
beginning of a lifelong friendship.

422
00:20:18,114 --> 00:20:20,398
Yeah, I don't see it.

423
00:20:20,416 --> 00:20:23,502
Joe, I'm really proud of you.

424
00:20:23,536 --> 00:20:24,753
I am. Thanks, dad.

425
00:20:24,787 --> 00:20:27,622
But I don't believe for a second
that I was talking to a rock.

426
00:20:27,673 --> 00:20:29,007
Elliot?

427
00:20:33,129 --> 00:20:34,096
Oh, wow.