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♪ I got a feeling that it's
gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shining a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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♪ Good... ♪
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
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Good... morning, everyone.
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It is a beautiful 72 degrees out.
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Today has so much promise.
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Today?
Try Berlin in '38.
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So many different people.
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So many opinions.
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A marketplace of ideas.
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Anyway,
today in sex-ed,
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we're asking our teacher
anonymous questions.
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It can be anything we want to know.
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That's great, honey.
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You know, Steve, legend has it,
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that if you can stump
a sex-ed teacher,
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you become the
sex-ed teacher.
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"There can be only one!"
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Hey. Did you guys know
that there's a landmass
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made up of garbage that's
floating in the Pacific Ocean?
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You shouldn't have to go that far
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just to throw away that manly jacket.
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Well, I'm tired of ignoring
the world's problems.
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So, today, I start my new job
for a local news reporter
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with a brand-new show.
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Oh, that sounds hard.
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Are you sure you want to bother?
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Look, this is my chance
to get the truth out there
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about Garbage Island
and so many other things.
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People need to know the dangers
of eating non-organic fruit
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and that vaccines are...
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Hayley! Behind you!
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Damn it!
One at a time, you guys.
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This is why we had all those drills.
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Whatever.
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I'm going out there to make a difference.
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♪ It's asking for the taking ♪
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♪ Trembling, shaking ♪
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♪ Oh, my heart is aching ♪
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♪ We're coming to the edge ♪
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♪ Running on the water ♪
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♪ Coming through the fog ♪
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♪ Your sons and daughters ♪
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♪ Let the river run ♪
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♪ Let the river run ♪
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♪ Let all the dreamers ♪
♪ Let all the dreamers ♪
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♪ Wake the nation ♪
♪ Wake the nation ♪
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♪ Come, the New Jerusalem. ♪
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Oh, come on!
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I'm Genevieve Vavance.
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Tonight on News Glance:
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Is heroin the new cure for cancer?
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What I don't know about things
will shock you.
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And cut. We're clear.
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You're late.
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You're Genevieve Vavance?
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I thought I was working for
a real reporter.
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I am a real reporter.
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I broadcast live to Langley
Falls every night on channel 438
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after reruns of the
Taiwanese prayer breakfast.
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First pitch meeting is this afternoon.
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Prepare to wow me.
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You're already halfway there.
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I love that jacket.
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Is it...?
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Yeah. Cheap.
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All right.
It's time for me to answer
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your anonymous questions about sex.
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"I've had sex three times."
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Kudos.
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But that's not a question.
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"What's it called when you
kiss someone on the toilet?"
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Good question.
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Scientists call that
a "San Diego Thank You."
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"Is it true that, during sex,
a woman's uterus can create
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a vacuum-like effect and suck
a person up inside of it?"
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Idiot.
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Hold up. Hold up.
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I recognize this handwriting.
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It's Steve Smith's.
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Hey, Steve! Look out...!
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Okay. Story ideas.
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Now, I don't know where you worked before,
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but Genevieve Vavance does
things a little differently.
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Now, pitch.
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How 'bout we do a report on the corruption
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in the Langley Light Rail?
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No.
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Can we please get
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a bullet intern to make sure
I always have bullets?
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We had one?
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What happened to her?
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Oh, that's right.
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She went back to school.
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She was great.
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She's gonna do great things.
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Well, I want to do an exposé
about Garbage Island.
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It's a giant mass of trash
polluting the Pacific Ocean.
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You know what's garbage?
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That story.
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Come on, I need something juicy
to boost my ratings!
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I need a serial killer priest!
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I need a vegetarian cop!
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I need a senator cheating
on his wife with a bagel!
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All of you, get out there and
find me my JonBenét Ramsey!
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But Garbage Island is a story
that people need to hear.
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I'll tell you what:
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you find me a story that gets me ratings
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and I'll let you report on as
much idealistic crap as you want.
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Genevieve?
My bagel and I are ready
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to tell our side of the story.
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You have my ear, Senator.
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Today was awful.
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Someone spray painted "Steve
Smith thinks vaginas suck",
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on my locker.
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So what?
People think you're gay.
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I wish!
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No one thinks I'm sexual at all,
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because of the stupid question
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My day was worse.
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My new boss is Roger.
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I-I wanted to make
a difference in the world,
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but he just wants a missing
kid to sensationalize.
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Missing kids are so lucky.
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I'd kill to disappear right now.
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Wait a minute...
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What if you did disappear?
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What do you mean?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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We pretend you were kidnapped
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and we hide you away for a week,
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Roger gets his missing person story
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and then I get to do my exposé
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That's great!
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By the time I get back,
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everyone will have forgotten all about
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my ignorance of the fairer sex!
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I'm not as concerned about
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what you're getting out of it, but sure.
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I rented this cabin for the next week.
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Y-You sure
you'll be okay?
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Of course!
I'll be fine.
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Geez, Steve.
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Four gallons of Lubriderm?
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You try living with eczema.
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All right.
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Time to report a disappearance.
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Hello?
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Genevieve?
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It's Hayley.
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I think I have your story.
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My little brother has gone missing!
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Steve is missing?!
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How horrible for him.
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But fantastic for us!
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We can make this national news!
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They said I wasn't
good enough for television.
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How do you like me now, voices in my head?
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There's no pleasing you guys!
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No, not you, Marc.
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You're always super positive.
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Hard-hitting reporter.
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Truth seeker.
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Curves membership.
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This is News Glance with Genevieve Vavance.
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Sad news out of Langley Falls tonight,
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stunningly gorgeous high school student,
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Steve Smith, has gone missing.
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Athletic. Chiseled. Missing.
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All we know right now is that
Steve was last seen at home
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with his family and he is adorable.
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This isn't some ugly kid
who went missing. No.
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This is a person who matters.
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To fully understand
the weight of this tragedy,
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let's take a look at some photos
of Steve to the song,
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"It's So Hard to Say Goodbye to Yesterday",
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from the notable Boyz II Men
album, "Cooleyhighharmony."
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♪ And I'll take... ♪
♪ Take with me ♪
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♪ With me the memories... ♪
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♪ To be my sunshine ♪
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♪ After the rain ♪
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♪ It's so hard ♪
♪ Hard ♪
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♪ To say goodbye ♪
♪ Bye ♪
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♪ To yesterday. ♪
♪ Day. ♪
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It's too early to speculate
whether Steve is dead or alive,
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but, when we come back, it won't be.
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And now, a word from our
sponsor, BeerWater.
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You can lead a horse to water,
but you can't make him party.
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Unless you have BeerWater!
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BeerWater...
quench your sober.
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This is great, right?!
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I just saw the early ratings
and we're holding 81 percent
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of the Taiwanese prayer breakfast numbers.
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Yeah. Listen, now that
I got you your hot story,
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I get to do my report on
Garbage Island, right?
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Yeah. We're definitely
gonna do that.
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A thousand percent,
top priority on my mind.
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♪ It's so hard... ♪
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What the hell is that?
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♪ To say goodbye... ♪
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And we...
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have... vigil.
♪ To yesterday. ♪
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Look how sad everyone is.
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I did this!
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Officer, please, find our baby boy.
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We're doing everything we can
with the evidence we have.
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Which... is...
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no evidence.
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But we will...
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find him?
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Whoa. A monkey
holding a banana?!
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So many Beanie Babies here
I haven't seen before.
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Francine, look at this one!
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It's a bear in a bunny costume.
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What are you doing
in a bunny costume, bear?
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I'm here with the parents,
Stan and Francine Smith.
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Do you folks have a statement?
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I just want my baby to come home.
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Of course you do.
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But I'd let yourself
want other things, too.
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I mean, we're at a vigil.
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It's not like you have those
when things are going great.
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If you'll excuse me, I have
to go comfort my wife now.
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I bet a Beanie Baby would cheer her up.
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Like this one.
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She might like this one.
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This one reminds me of Abigail Breslin.
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Not so much the way it looks,
but its energy.
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Great work, Hayley!
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This story is just what I needed.
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I know, but I feel awful.
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My mom is devastated.
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Well, yeah, her little baby's missing.
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Th-That's the thing,
he's...
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...he's not really missing.
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I, I kind of staged the whole thing.
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Oh, my God, Hayley!
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You're a journalist!
What?!
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Sure!
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We don't report the news, we make it.
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Accuracy is so time-consuming.
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Fiction is the new fact.
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Roger, these people need to know that
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Steve isn't missing, okay?
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I got to come clean on this.
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You know what else has to come clean?
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Garbage Island.
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Don't you still want to do your report?
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Of course I do!
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But, my mom, she's so torn up.
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Look, just let this ride
for one more day, all right?
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Besides, the more popular the story gets,
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the more viewers we'll have
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for your bummer piece on Garbage Island.
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Fine.
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One more day.
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All right.
I'm gonna take a lap.
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It's super easy to take peoples'
wallets while they're crying.
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Justice hunter. Philanthropist.
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Has a Gmail account.
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This is News Glance with Genevieve Vavance.
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Been a tough day for all of us
here at the Glance.
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Steve Smith has now been
missing for 36 hours.
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I'm joined by some of Steve's classmates.
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You look like the type of girls
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who do a lot of regrettable things.
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How does it feel today,
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knowing you'll probably
never get to hit that?
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Sad. Steve was
really cute.
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I guess I just wish I could've hit that.
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It's so important to have sex with people
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before they go missing.
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All those girls want me?!
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Awesome!
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The longer I stay in this cabin,
the more laid I'm gonna get!
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Yeah.
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More volume!
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I want it super big!
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You're doing a great job.
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I know I'm demanding,
but I'm working on it.
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But it also got me where I am today.
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So when I ask you to make it super big,
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I mean, make it super big!
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I will murder you!
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I'm sorry.
Work in progress.
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God is not finished with this gal.
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Hey, Genevieve, I'm all set to
do my story on Garbage Island.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll get to it.
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But first, I got an
exclusive with the parents.
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Wait. What?!
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And we're back.
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I'm here tonight
with Stan and Francine Smith,
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heartbroken parents of America's
missing son, Steve Smith.
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Stan, Francine, why did
you murder your son?
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What?!
Not ready to confess?
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Let's look at some statistics.
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100% of the time a child goes
missing, the parents did it.
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Legally not a fact.
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What are you talking about?
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And where'd you hide the body?
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We didn't hide the body.
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So you admit there's a body?!
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Why are you doing this?!
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I'm sorry.
Its been a long week.
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Emotions are running wild.
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Can I get you something?
A BeerWater perhaps?
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No, thanks.
That stuff gives me diarrhea.
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Stan, are you close with your son?
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No, but that doesn't mean I murdered him!
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Interesting.
Can we play that back?
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I murdered him!
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You son of a bitch!
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Oh!
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We have to take a break.
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BeerWater...
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it won't give you diarrhea.
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Just keep it natural.
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You guys are doing great.
You're coming off super likable.
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Francine, how many times
did you stab your son?
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None!
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Well, my team and I created a reenactment
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of what we believe happened
the night Steve disappeared.
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You know what
I've been thinking about lately?
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How Steve is the worst?
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Yes! I kind of want
to murder him.
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Great idea!
We'll use my knife!
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Hi, Mom! Hi, Dad!
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Just coming in here to love you.
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I... forgive... you.
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Gruesome stuff.
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Can you two stick around
for my next guest? Yeah?
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Well, please welcome Officer Keith Benson!
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What?!
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Stan and Francine Smith,
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you are under arrest for
the murder of your son.
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What the hell?!
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We didn't kill him!
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We love our son!
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Wait! Officer, please!
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You're making a mistake!
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Tragic.
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After the break: bulimia.
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Bad for you,
but is it good for your toilet?
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Find out tonight at 11:00.
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Are you crazy?!
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You let my mom and dad go to jail?!
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Now, I know you're angry, but
try not to let that come through
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when you do your report
on Garbage Island, which is now!
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Go!
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Um... m-mo-most people like to
get wasted on an exotic island,
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but this island is waste.
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I'm sorry. I can't do this.
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Isn't she a trouper?
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Still trying to save the world
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when, just moments ago, she learned
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that her parents murdered
her little handsome brother.
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They murdered her brother!
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Camera two, they murdered her brother!
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I'm sorry. Cut! Cut!
I can't do this!
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Okay, from the top.
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Steve!
My orchestra!
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Pack your bags, Steve.
We're going home.
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Home? Are you crazy?
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"Steve Fever" is starting to build.
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I'll be dropping more panties
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than when Mr. Bean worked
at Victoria's Secret.
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Haven't you been watching?!
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Mom and Dad got arrested!
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Yeah. This kidnapping is officially over.
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Un... expected... twist!
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It is with a heavy heart
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that I must report one
of my own journalists,
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Hayley Smith, kidnapped her brother
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and framed her own parents for his murder!
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Let her take the fall,
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or you're going down with her.
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Thank God we found him!
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He seems to be okay,
at least above the waist.
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Steve, did she do stuff to you?
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Oh, God, she did!
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Camera two, she did!
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What?!
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These are all lies!
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Steve, tell them the truth!
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Genevieve Vavance is right!
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My sister kidnapped me!
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Steve!
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We got a runner!
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You cops split up
and comb each side of the river.
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Don't come back until you get her!
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Genevieve, is that you?
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It's me... Edward.
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Edward? No.
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No, you can't be Edward.
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Edward weighed at least
25 pounds more than you.
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I lost that weight in the academy.
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You look good, Genny.
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I see you kept my name.
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Only because
it was TV-ready.
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I'm married to my career now.
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You always were.
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I got to go, Eddie.
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My story's leaving, and I got to chase it.
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Hey, Sarge, was that her?
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I get it now.
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00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:10,162
Hey, you mind if I borrow
your Metro section?
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Sure.
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Tonight, don't miss
The Steve Smith Homecoming Spectacular
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hosted live by legendary
reporter, Genevieve Vavance,
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with a special tribute
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by universally-likable
crooner Josh Groban!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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it's The Steve Smith
Homecoming Spectacular!
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Please welcome special
musical guest Josh Groban!
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♪ He was lost but now he's found ♪
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♪ We just wanted to have him around ♪
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♪ He's the Steveiest, he's the Steveiest ♪
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♪ He's utterly Steve ♪
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♪ Oh, Steve, in the night we called for you ♪
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♪ Steve, in the night we bawled for you ♪
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♪ Now you're home ♪
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♪ Stay with us ♪
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♪ Stay, Steve! ♪
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And please welcome my dear friend
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and spiritual guide,
Miss Genevieve Vavance.
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Thanks, Grobes.
See you next month in Mexico.
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I put your name on the room,
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in case you want to check in before me.
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And now let's have a big welcome back for
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Steve Smith and his parents,
Stan and Francine!
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Thank you for being here.
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00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:42,621
Now, let's start with the parents.
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How thankful are you
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that my accusing you of murder
has brought an end
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to this terrible ordeal?
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On a scale from 90 to 100.
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Then... 90.
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00:18:51,932 --> 00:18:53,666
90. Wow! Still an A!
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They don't just give those out!
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And Steve Smith, here you are, safe, free,
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the nightmare behind you.
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Tell us: what was it like to
be kidnapped by your own sister?
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Well, I...
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I'm not sure.
449
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Is that right?
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00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:12,518
Well, maybe the teleprompter can help.
451
00:19:15,055 --> 00:19:17,756
Um... I... Well...
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I had heard that there was never a time
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you weren't certain you were going to die.
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00:19:22,896 --> 00:19:25,064
Every girl in that crowd wants you.
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Just read the damn prompter.
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"My crazy sister locked me up
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and made me kiss a raccoon
on the mouth..."
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00:19:36,076 --> 00:19:38,043
No! That's not true.
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00:19:38,078 --> 00:19:39,245
None of this is!
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Wha-What-What?!
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I can't do this.
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00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:44,116
My sister didn't kidnap me.
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00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:46,986
I humiliated myself at school,
so she helped me hide.
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This entire thing was staged.
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And Genevieve Vavance was in on it.
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00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:55,361
Yes, I staged Steve's kidnapping,
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but Genevieve Vavance knew about it.
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She had my parents arrested for a crime
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she knew they didn't commit,
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and when I told her to stop,
she framed me, too.
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00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:04,970
We trusted you!
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00:20:05,005 --> 00:20:06,805
You're supposed to be a journalist!
473
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:09,909
I can't read!
I depend on you!
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00:20:09,943 --> 00:20:12,111
Whoa!
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00:20:12,145 --> 00:20:16,615
Everyone, a big hand
for the BeerWater mermaids!
476
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:34,133
Hayley, I'm sorry I let
everyone think you kidnapped me.
477
00:20:34,167 --> 00:20:35,062
No, Steve.
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00:20:35,182 --> 00:20:37,203
I'm the one who owes you an apology.
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00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:40,306
I just wanted to be a journalist
and get the truth out there,
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but I ended up compromising
all my beliefs along the way.
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I learned my lesson.
482
00:20:46,046 --> 00:20:48,214
I'll never be ambitious again.
483
00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:49,848
Hayley, I have no idea what's going on,
484
00:20:49,883 --> 00:20:53,199
but it sounds like
I should be proud of you.
485
00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:54,453
That ballad was supposed
486
00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:56,618
to be my "Candle in the Wind", you dicks.
487
00:21:02,327 --> 00:21:04,345
All right, I'm gonna do the
bumpers for the next few shows.
488
00:21:04,465 --> 00:21:06,566
Just keep it rollin'.
I ain't doing this twice.
489
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:09,202
What household item could
kill you in the next half-hour?
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00:21:09,236 --> 00:21:12,138
We'll tell you tonight...
at 11:00!
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00:21:12,173 --> 00:21:14,441
Easily surprised?
You'll be shocked
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by what you learn
tonight at 11:00.
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00:21:16,610 --> 00:21:19,131
Texting and driving...
how it may save your life.
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00:21:19,251 --> 00:21:20,880
Tonight at 11:00!
495
00:21:20,915 --> 00:21:22,582
Is Mario Lopez gay?
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00:21:22,616 --> 00:21:25,018
We make irresponsible guesses,
tonight at 11:00.
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00:21:25,052 --> 00:21:27,253
The results will shock him.
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00:21:27,288 --> 00:21:30,390
Tonight, at 11:00, teens are
having sex younger and younger.
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Want to watch?
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