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Previously on
"Devious Maids"...
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Get down on the ground!
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Oh, my God.
You shot him!
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It was an accident.
I didn't see him!
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Can I help you?
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I... heard about...
Mr. Rubio being killed.
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I'm so sorry.
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In a sad twist,
one young fan attempted suicide
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outside
Rubio's Beverly Hills home.
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I was thinking you might benefit
from a trip to sage creek.
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Sage creek?
That's a looney bin.
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Goodbye, my darling.
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How soon until we go in
and take off our clothes?
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We should wait until his car
leaves the driveway.
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I know Dahlia killed herself.
Why didn't you tell me?
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I never told you 'cause I
was worried I'd scare you off.
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No more secrets.
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So, your husband doesn't talk?
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I'm his daughter.
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Oh.
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No, I'm at a job interview,
to be a maid.
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Your resume's very impressive.
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Thank you.
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Why didn't you tell your mother
you were home?
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Didn't you know she convinced Remi
to go to the Congo without me?
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You should be in school,
making something of your life.
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You're trying to control me.
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Now, please, go back to your
life and let me have mine.
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What about your, uh,
your friend from the Congo?
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He's in the Congo.
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- How's he doing?
- Not well.
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And I'm starting
to get worried.
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Is everything okay?
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We're sending Remi
home on the next plane.
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Oh, my God.
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Look, I'm supposed to
be cleaning.
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Then start with me.
I'm very dirty.
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I'd suggest a cold shower.
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Only if you take one with me.
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Okay. I'll stop.
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You know, you can't blame a guy
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for wanting to make out
with his girlfriend.
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Uh-oh.
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Did I use the "g" word
too soon?
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No. It's nice.
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Most guys want
to keep it casual forever.
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Oh, no.
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I'm way past casual.
I'm... you know...
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Feeling stuff.
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So am I.
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Which is why I want you
to take a cold shower.
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I'm serious.
I'm crazy about you.
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Well, good.
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That's what I expect
from my boyfriend.
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Just so you know,
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you have made me the happiest
pool boy in the world.
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Mrs. Delatour?
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I need you to come with me now.
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What's wrong?
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- Remi's back.
- From Africa?
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He's very sick.
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They brought him home
in an ambulance.
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- He's not in a hospital?
- No.
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I want the best for Remi,
so I've hired top doctors
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and private nurses
to look after him.
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You know, his first words were,
"where's Valentina?
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I need her."
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He said that?
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Oh, don't be sad, darling.
He's getting better.
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And the best part of all...
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We have our Remi back.
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Now, come on.
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Rosie!
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What's wrong, miss Lucinda?
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I am trying to work here,
but I can't concentrate
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because that boy of yours
is trying to run me down!
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I'm sorry.
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Miguel is just excited
to have a new toy.
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Well, I don't know why
you gave him one so expensive.
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He's just gonna end up
breaking the damn thing.
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I didn't buy it for Miguel.
Your father did.
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You gave her little boy
a present?
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Your father loves children.
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Well, that's a candy-coated lie
if I ever heard one.
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I'm sorry Miguel bothered you.
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It's okay, Rosie.
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Just tell him not to
race the car in the house.
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And you...
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Stop being so nice
to people you're not related to.
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You're staring at me.
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I can't help it.
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You make me happy.
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- I want to buy you something.
- Oh, you don't have to do that.
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I know, but I want to celebrate
our relationship.
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It's such a surprise for me
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to be with someone
so virile and masculine.
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You are a real man,
Tony Bishara.
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Let me buy you
something pretty.
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I don't want anything.
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What an adorable fib.
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Everybody wants something.
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Well...
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There is one thing I want,
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and it wouldn't
cost you a cent.
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Oh.
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Let me move into
the main house.
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Excuse me?
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Well, you have
all those lovely rooms.
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And I don't have
much space in here.
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It is a bit cozy, yes,
but it is also very private.
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How about the third floor?
No one will ever find us there.
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Valentina might
start to suspect.
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I'll be discreet.
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Come on.
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No. No!
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We're not changing
the living arrangements.
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Evelyn, I'm not some dog
you can keep in a cage.
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Please.
I respect you completely.
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I'm going to the house
to get us some champagne.
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Stay.
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I really appreciate it.
It means a lot to me.
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Absolutely.
I'll make sure he has fun.
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You have a safe trip.
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- Who was that?
- That's my sister.
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Oh, the one
who lives in Bel Air?
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Yeah, she's going away on
a business trip for a few weeks,
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and she needs me
to take care of her son.
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We're gonna have
a kid staying here?
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Yeah. Why?
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It's just,
I-I hate kids.
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- How can you hate kids?
- They spill stuff.
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That's no reason to hate them.
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Well, it is if you're a maid.
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My nephew is not a child.
He's 17.
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Much better.
Teenagers are never messy.
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Well, I don't have a choice.
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He's been having
some emotional problems,
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and my sister
can't leave him alone.
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Emotional problems?
What does that mean?
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A couple of weeks ago,
he tried to commit suicide.
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- What?
- Uncle Spence?
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Uh...
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Where should I put my bags?
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Hi.
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Remi?
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Look who I've got.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Don't just stand there.
Go hug him.
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Mom?
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Oh. Sorry.
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It's just like a movie.
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"Remi and Valentina...
Together again"!
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Ignore her.
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So...
How are you feeling?
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Better...
Now that I'm seeing you.
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I want to apologize
for what happened in Africa.
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You don't have to do that.
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No, I do.
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I was selfish and insensitive.
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But now that I'm back...
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I really want us to get
back together, you know?
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- Start all over.
- Start over?
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If you'll have me.
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We don't need
to talk about this now.
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You should get your rest.
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She's right, Remi.
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You know what the doctors said.
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All right.
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Val?
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I love you.
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Okay.
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"Okay"?
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When Remi says he loves you,
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you say, "I love you, too,"
not "okay."
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I don't know if I can say that.
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Is it the beard?
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Because I agree...
It's terrible.
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When the doctor sedates him,
we'll shave it off.
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It's not the beard.
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What, then?
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I'm seeing someone.
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Who?
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- Ethan, your pool boy.
- You're dating my pool boy?
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I still adore Remi.
I-I do.
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But Ethan
really understands me.
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Then I want you to stay away.
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- Mrs. Delatour.
- Remi is sick.
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And hearing you've abandoned him
won't help him get better.
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I haven't abandoned him.
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Well, you can't have them both.
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What's going on?
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Nothing.
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Valentina was just leaving.
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Okay, savor, savor.
There's not a lot of them.
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All right.
You're a taskmaster!
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Hi.
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Nick?!
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What are you doing home?
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I forgot some papers.
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- Who's this?
- Kim Rampton.
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My book editor.
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I told you
we were working today.
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I thought Kim was a girl.
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Oh! Please don't make me
relive every day of high school.
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- Hi. Nice to finally meet you.
- Likewise.
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Well, we're just working
on polishing up my manuscript.
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Mm-hmm. I'm having more
fun than you can imagine.
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Oh, I don't know.
I can imagine quite a lot.
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We still have
a lot of work to do, so...
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Say no more.
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All right.
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Okay.
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Now, I wanted to talk to you
about the last chapter.
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I know...
It's a little overwritten.
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Oh, it's just a bit,
Miss Tolstoy.
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Um...
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Nick, aren't you going back
to the office?
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There's no need.
I can read these right here.
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T-that won't bother you,
will it?
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Uh... I guess not.
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So, how deeply should I cut?
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Well, if you lose
the first paragraph... right?
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And then pick it back up
on this page here...
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Right? See that?
And then you could...
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Hey, Kim, why don't you
pull that chair over here?
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Tired of me
hovering over you, huh?
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No, no.
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I just think
this would be more comfortable.
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For everybody.
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Okay...
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I am telling you, your editor
wants to have sex with you.
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You are now
officially laughable.
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I can see it in his eyes,
the way he touches you.
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Oh! Kim touches me
like a friend.
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Yeah, who's looking
for a benefit.
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First of all, Kim is
the consummate professional,
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and secondly,
I'm not even his type.
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He's married to a blue-eyed
blonde from Minnesota.
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Well, lots of men
love chocolate ice cream,
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but every now and then,
they crave vanilla.
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If you're going to
reduce me to a flavor,
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can you pick something
more interesting than vanilla?
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Trust me. Kim wants more from
you than scintillating prose.
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Kim's agenda is meaningless
unless I'm interested.
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Are you suggesting
that's possible?
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And be careful how you answer.
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He makes me uncomfortable.
That should matter to you.
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Okay.
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Tell you what... I will invite
Kim for dinner tomorrow night.
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You will get to know him,
see that he's harmless.
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You might even become friends.
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Opal's off tomorrow night.
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Then I'll cook.
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I don't know
what I'll be serving,
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but you'll be eating crow.
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Carmen is a fantastic cook.
259
00:11:53,968 --> 00:11:56,202
While you're here, she'll
make you anything you want.
260
00:11:56,237 --> 00:11:57,604
That'd be great.
261
00:11:57,638 --> 00:11:59,339
Thank you very much.
262
00:12:01,042 --> 00:12:03,743
Oh. I got to take this.
I'll be right back.
263
00:12:06,881 --> 00:12:08,048
So...
264
00:12:08,082 --> 00:12:11,251
I guess my uncle told you
about my suicide attempt.
265
00:12:11,285 --> 00:12:13,386
Why would you say that?
266
00:12:13,421 --> 00:12:17,323
We're having steak, and you
brought me a plastic knife.
267
00:12:17,358 --> 00:12:20,693
I just don't like doing dishes.
268
00:12:20,728 --> 00:12:22,195
It's okay.
269
00:12:22,229 --> 00:12:23,963
I don't mind that he told you.
270
00:12:26,467 --> 00:12:29,002
Then... can I ask you
a question?
271
00:12:29,036 --> 00:12:29,869
Sure.
272
00:12:31,972 --> 00:12:34,240
Why would you try to...
273
00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:37,644
- You know?
- I was just...
274
00:12:37,678 --> 00:12:41,181
Feeling bad...
About my life.
275
00:12:41,215 --> 00:12:43,716
Are you feeling better now?
276
00:12:44,919 --> 00:12:46,886
Relax.
I'm not gonna kill myself.
277
00:12:46,921 --> 00:12:48,888
Oh, good.
The job is hard enough.
278
00:12:48,923 --> 00:12:51,091
I don't need to be opening doors
and finding bodies.
279
00:12:52,426 --> 00:12:54,260
I love that you made a joke!
280
00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:57,530
Most people just tiptoe around
me 'cause they're so worried.
281
00:12:57,565 --> 00:13:01,868
Well, I'm not worried.
Not anymore.
282
00:13:03,137 --> 00:13:04,904
Does that mean
I can have a real knife?
283
00:13:04,939 --> 00:13:07,440
No.
284
00:13:13,414 --> 00:13:15,748
I'm running to the store.
I'll be back in 20 minutes.
285
00:13:15,783 --> 00:13:16,732
Okay.
286
00:13:16,733 --> 00:13:19,279
And just so you know, Miguel is
taking a nap in his room.
287
00:13:19,314 --> 00:13:20,674
Lord.
288
00:13:20,708 --> 00:13:23,376
You are not asking me
to babysit, are you?
289
00:13:23,411 --> 00:13:25,779
Well, since he's asleep,
I didn't think you'd...
290
00:13:27,448 --> 00:13:30,183
I'll be back in 10 minutes.
291
00:13:57,578 --> 00:14:00,380
Now, what did I say about playing
in the house, little boy?
292
00:14:03,351 --> 00:14:04,851
You don't remember?
293
00:14:05,987 --> 00:14:08,054
Well.
294
00:14:08,089 --> 00:14:10,323
I'm going to see to it
that you do.
295
00:14:20,301 --> 00:14:23,236
- Remi's asleep.
- I'm not here to see him.
296
00:14:25,139 --> 00:14:29,175
I need some advice.
297
00:14:29,210 --> 00:14:34,381
But I can't talk to the person
I usually go to because...
298
00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:36,549
I'm supposed to be mad at her.
299
00:14:38,319 --> 00:14:41,421
Does that mean
you've forgiven me?
300
00:14:43,791 --> 00:14:45,792
I'm so sorry
for being such a brat.
301
00:14:47,194 --> 00:14:50,130
When I heard about you and papi,
I should have called.
302
00:14:50,164 --> 00:14:53,066
It's okay. You're here now,
and that is all I care about.
303
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:56,336
Now, tell me, how can I help?
304
00:14:56,370 --> 00:14:58,705
Well...
305
00:14:58,739 --> 00:15:01,508
I've been seeing Ethan
for the last month.
306
00:15:01,542 --> 00:15:03,009
That's what I heard.
307
00:15:03,044 --> 00:15:06,313
- And it's been great.
- But Remi's back.
308
00:15:06,347 --> 00:15:07,781
And saying all the things
309
00:15:07,815 --> 00:15:09,916
I wanted him to say
six months ago.
310
00:15:11,152 --> 00:15:14,187
Oh, mami, I love Remi.
311
00:15:14,910 --> 00:15:18,358
- But he broke my heart.
- Yes, he did.
312
00:15:18,392 --> 00:15:22,462
And Ethan is exciting,
and he makes me laugh,
313
00:15:22,496 --> 00:15:24,798
but how well
do I really know him?
314
00:15:24,832 --> 00:15:28,168
- He could hurt me, too.
- Well, he sure could.
315
00:15:29,466 --> 00:15:33,433
You totally have my permission
to tell me what to do.
316
00:15:33,468 --> 00:15:36,979
Honey, this is one decision
I can't make for you.
317
00:15:37,014 --> 00:15:39,615
Come on.
You live to give me advice.
318
00:15:41,485 --> 00:15:44,453
All right. Here goes.
319
00:15:46,189 --> 00:15:49,191
Eat something.
You're too thin.
320
00:15:49,226 --> 00:15:52,495
You're really not gonna
tell me what to do?
321
00:15:52,529 --> 00:15:54,830
Nope.
322
00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:06,309
Your statue's almost finished.
323
00:16:06,343 --> 00:16:09,912
Yeah. It might end up being
the best thing I've ever done.
324
00:16:09,946 --> 00:16:11,847
By the way...
325
00:16:11,882 --> 00:16:14,483
Miguel got up from his nap
five minutes after you left.
326
00:16:14,518 --> 00:16:16,385
I hope he wasn't any trouble.
327
00:16:16,420 --> 00:16:18,421
Well, he was
playing with that car again...
328
00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:20,890
Came out of nowhere,
knocked me over.
329
00:16:20,924 --> 00:16:22,258
So I spanked him.
330
00:16:24,494 --> 00:16:26,095
You did what?
331
00:16:26,129 --> 00:16:28,497
It was just
a little swat on his bottom.
332
00:16:28,532 --> 00:16:30,566
I put the fear of Lucinda
into him...
333
00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:32,468
Been a perfect angel
ever since.
334
00:16:38,141 --> 00:16:40,009
Are you okay?
335
00:16:40,043 --> 00:16:42,078
Yeah.
336
00:16:52,356 --> 00:16:54,457
You do not hit my son.
337
00:16:54,491 --> 00:16:56,459
He was zooming that car
through the house,
338
00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:57,860
bent on destruction.
339
00:16:57,894 --> 00:17:00,930
- What was I supposed to do?
- Talk to him.
340
00:17:00,964 --> 00:17:03,699
Tell him if he's good,
you'll give him a cookie.
341
00:17:03,734 --> 00:17:06,469
I do not negotiate
with terrorists.
342
00:17:06,503 --> 00:17:10,873
Miguel is my son,
and I don't believe in violence.
343
00:17:10,907 --> 00:17:13,576
You act like I was beating
on the boy. It was nothing.
344
00:17:13,610 --> 00:17:14,910
Here... let me
show you what I did.
345
00:17:14,945 --> 00:17:16,045
Don't touch me!
346
00:17:16,079 --> 00:17:17,346
Why are you getting so upset?
347
00:17:17,381 --> 00:17:19,248
It was just a little
old-fashioned discipline.
348
00:17:19,282 --> 00:17:22,818
If you want to spank children,
get some of your own!
349
00:17:24,254 --> 00:17:27,723
Fine. I will
never touch Miguel again.
350
00:17:31,328 --> 00:17:33,662
But just so you know,
351
00:17:33,697 --> 00:17:36,799
that was
a very cruel thing to say.
352
00:17:45,506 --> 00:17:47,444
She spanked Miguel?
353
00:17:47,527 --> 00:17:48,994
Can you believe it?
354
00:17:49,029 --> 00:17:50,529
- I am shocked.
- I know.
355
00:17:50,564 --> 00:17:51,864
So, what did he do?
356
00:17:53,299 --> 00:17:55,334
Your "perfect child"
must have done something wrong.
357
00:17:55,368 --> 00:17:57,803
- What was it?
- What does it matter?
358
00:17:57,837 --> 00:17:59,805
Miss Lucinda
did violence on him.
359
00:17:59,839 --> 00:18:00,973
She spanked him.
360
00:18:01,007 --> 00:18:02,808
That's not even close
to violence.
361
00:18:02,842 --> 00:18:04,309
And stop eating my fries.
362
00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:06,278
That felt close to violence.
363
00:18:06,312 --> 00:18:09,314
The point is,
society has changed.
364
00:18:09,349 --> 00:18:11,083
Nobody really spanks anymore.
365
00:18:11,117 --> 00:18:14,753
- I let a guy spank me once.
- We're not talking about sex.
366
00:18:14,788 --> 00:18:16,722
Why not?
It would be more fun.
367
00:18:16,756 --> 00:18:18,590
The problem with spanking
368
00:18:18,625 --> 00:18:20,959
is that it can
very easily turn into abuse.
369
00:18:20,994 --> 00:18:22,227
Whoa!
370
00:18:22,262 --> 00:18:24,296
I spanked Valentina
when she was little.
371
00:18:24,330 --> 00:18:27,633
- Do you feel I'm abusive?
- You are to me.
372
00:18:27,700 --> 00:18:29,668
I don't mean to criticize
your parenting skills.
373
00:18:29,702 --> 00:18:31,437
It's just that
when my son would misbehave,
374
00:18:31,471 --> 00:18:32,838
I would talk to him.
375
00:18:32,872 --> 00:18:34,673
Didn't he end up in jail?
376
00:18:34,707 --> 00:18:37,342
He was framed!
377
00:18:37,377 --> 00:18:40,345
I also dated this guy who liked
me to twist his nipples.
378
00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:42,514
Okay, either
follow the conversation
379
00:18:42,549 --> 00:18:44,249
or sit over there.
380
00:18:44,317 --> 00:18:47,052
So, what do I do
about miss Lucinda?
381
00:18:47,087 --> 00:18:49,655
You made your feelings known.
I think it's over.
382
00:18:49,689 --> 00:18:51,857
Until the next time
Miguel is naughty.
383
00:18:51,891 --> 00:18:53,992
You think
she'd spank him again?
384
00:18:54,027 --> 00:18:55,894
No.
She'll just fire you.
385
00:18:55,929 --> 00:18:57,062
It's her house.
386
00:18:57,097 --> 00:18:59,531
She doesn't have to put up
with kids who misbehave.
387
00:18:59,566 --> 00:19:02,267
I just wish I knew
what was up with her.
388
00:19:02,302 --> 00:19:04,570
Miss Lucinda
is angry about something,
389
00:19:04,604 --> 00:19:06,105
and it's not my son.
390
00:19:07,707 --> 00:19:11,076
This other guy made me
wear heels and walk on his back.
391
00:19:19,452 --> 00:19:21,019
What are you doing in here?
392
00:19:21,054 --> 00:19:23,021
I'm moving in.
393
00:19:23,056 --> 00:19:25,858
- Didn't we discuss this?
- We did.
394
00:19:25,892 --> 00:19:28,060
You told me
to stay in the pool house.
395
00:19:28,094 --> 00:19:29,328
And yet, here you are,
396
00:19:29,362 --> 00:19:31,930
putting your boxer shorts
in my chiffonier.
397
00:19:31,965 --> 00:19:35,834
I think, in the long term,
you'll prefer this arrangement.
398
00:19:35,869 --> 00:19:39,138
Since when do you decide
what I'd prefer?
399
00:19:39,172 --> 00:19:40,873
You're an employee.
400
00:19:40,907 --> 00:19:43,542
An employee
who gives you orgasms.
401
00:19:43,576 --> 00:19:45,577
I'm not saying
you don't go the extra mile,
402
00:19:45,612 --> 00:19:48,580
but it doesn't entitle you
to be disrespectful.
403
00:19:48,648 --> 00:19:52,384
You were right when you said
I was a real man.
404
00:19:52,418 --> 00:19:55,754
And like all real men,
I have needs.
405
00:19:55,788 --> 00:19:59,625
If I waited for someone
to hand them to me, well...
406
00:19:59,659 --> 00:20:03,128
You wouldn't find me
so sexy and irresistible.
407
00:20:03,163 --> 00:20:06,265
I think you're overestimating
the power of your abs.
408
00:20:06,299 --> 00:20:09,535
This is what strength
looks like, Evelyn.
409
00:20:09,569 --> 00:20:12,538
You'll come to appreciate it
in time.
410
00:20:18,545 --> 00:20:21,446
So this is the price I pay
for passion?
411
00:20:21,481 --> 00:20:22,915
It is.
412
00:20:22,949 --> 00:20:25,217
But I'm worth it.
413
00:20:27,820 --> 00:20:28,954
Hey!
414
00:20:28,988 --> 00:20:30,055
Hey.
415
00:20:30,089 --> 00:20:31,456
When does my uncle get home?
416
00:20:31,491 --> 00:20:33,525
Oh, not till late.
He's shooting a commercial.
417
00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:34,893
What are you doing tonight?
418
00:20:34,928 --> 00:20:36,562
Are you kidding?
It's Friday night.
419
00:20:36,596 --> 00:20:38,096
I've got crazy plans.
420
00:20:38,131 --> 00:20:40,799
Gonna drink tea and write
in my therapy journal.
421
00:20:40,833 --> 00:20:43,235
Why don't you call some friends
and have them come over?
422
00:20:43,269 --> 00:20:44,603
My uncle wouldn't like that.
423
00:20:44,637 --> 00:20:47,272
No! He wants you
to have a good time.
424
00:20:47,307 --> 00:20:48,840
We both do.
425
00:20:48,875 --> 00:20:52,044
In that case,
I'll see who's around.
426
00:20:52,078 --> 00:20:53,445
Great.
427
00:20:53,479 --> 00:20:56,215
I'll go to the store and go
get you some chips and dip.
428
00:20:56,249 --> 00:20:58,150
Can I just say,
429
00:20:58,184 --> 00:21:04,056
you're... super-cool and fun
and really nice.
430
00:21:05,191 --> 00:21:06,692
Nothing about my looks?
431
00:21:08,761 --> 00:21:10,429
Okay.
432
00:21:13,166 --> 00:21:14,900
I'm so glad we did this.
433
00:21:14,934 --> 00:21:16,802
I knew
you two would hit it off.
434
00:21:16,836 --> 00:21:18,170
Are you kidding me?
I love this guy.
435
00:21:18,204 --> 00:21:19,338
He keeps
re-filling my glass.
436
00:21:19,372 --> 00:21:21,740
I like my guests
to feel relaxed.
437
00:21:21,774 --> 00:21:23,875
So, Marisol, we should start
talking about the book tour.
438
00:21:23,910 --> 00:21:25,210
Already?
439
00:21:25,245 --> 00:21:27,312
It's never too early
to start planning.
440
00:21:27,347 --> 00:21:29,481
Well, now, what exactly
is a book tour?
441
00:21:29,515 --> 00:21:31,683
Marisol and I would go
on the road for a few weeks,
442
00:21:31,718 --> 00:21:33,952
do some book signings,
interviews...
443
00:21:33,987 --> 00:21:35,420
You know, that sort of stuff.
444
00:21:35,455 --> 00:21:38,290
Yeah, just the two of you...
Out on the road.
445
00:21:39,726 --> 00:21:42,928
Hey, I haven't seen your wife
in months. How's Ingrid?
446
00:21:42,962 --> 00:21:44,630
Not exactly sure.
447
00:21:44,664 --> 00:21:47,466
We only speak through
attorneys these days.
448
00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:48,734
Attorneys?
449
00:21:48,768 --> 00:21:50,135
Yeah,
I didn't want to mention it,
450
00:21:50,169 --> 00:21:51,536
but I'm getting divorced.
451
00:21:51,571 --> 00:21:54,373
Oh. So you're
about to be single.
452
00:21:55,708 --> 00:21:58,443
Isn't there a chance
you two could work it out?
453
00:21:58,478 --> 00:22:00,545
You seem so devoted
to each other.
454
00:22:00,580 --> 00:22:02,881
Yeah,
I got caught red-handed.
455
00:22:02,915 --> 00:22:06,418
There was this gorgeous writer.
We were in Chicago together.
456
00:22:06,452 --> 00:22:08,253
On a book tour?
Good guess.
457
00:22:08,288 --> 00:22:10,555
And one thing
led to another and...
458
00:22:10,623 --> 00:22:11,923
You know how it goes.
459
00:22:11,958 --> 00:22:13,425
I do.
460
00:22:13,459 --> 00:22:14,893
I really do.
461
00:22:14,927 --> 00:22:17,829
Kim, don't you think
you've had enough?
462
00:22:17,864 --> 00:22:19,598
No, I can still feel my liver.
463
00:22:20,633 --> 00:22:22,034
So, hey,
now that you're single,
464
00:22:22,068 --> 00:22:23,502
you'll probably want
to start dating, huh?
465
00:22:23,536 --> 00:22:25,137
Yeah, yeah.
If you know anyone...
466
00:22:25,171 --> 00:22:26,905
Oh! There's a woman
at my gym...
467
00:22:26,939 --> 00:22:29,041
Very sweet, blond.
468
00:22:29,075 --> 00:22:30,375
Yeah, I'm sick
of sweet blondes.
469
00:22:30,410 --> 00:22:31,610
I want a brunette, you know?
470
00:22:31,644 --> 00:22:33,645
Someone spicy and ethnic,
like you.
471
00:22:34,781 --> 00:22:36,248
Nick, you don't know
how lucky you are
472
00:22:36,282 --> 00:22:37,716
to have swept this one up.
473
00:22:39,152 --> 00:22:41,320
And you don't know how lucky
you are to still have that hand.
474
00:22:57,466 --> 00:23:00,208
No, no, no, no, no!
475
00:23:10,079 --> 00:23:12,514
Excuse me!
Where's Ty?
476
00:23:12,548 --> 00:23:13,381
Who?
477
00:23:19,155 --> 00:23:20,255
Ty?
478
00:23:20,289 --> 00:23:21,489
Hey.
479
00:23:21,557 --> 00:23:22,857
Did you get the chips?
480
00:23:22,892 --> 00:23:24,092
What is going on?
481
00:23:24,126 --> 00:23:25,660
I said you could have
a few friends over!
482
00:23:25,694 --> 00:23:27,262
I only texted four people.
483
00:23:27,296 --> 00:23:29,130
There's more
than four people here!
484
00:23:29,165 --> 00:23:31,733
Well, word got out,
and at first, I was angry,
485
00:23:31,767 --> 00:23:33,568
but...
486
00:23:33,602 --> 00:23:35,303
Now I just feel popular.
487
00:23:35,337 --> 00:23:36,871
Oh.
I'm glad you had fun.
488
00:23:36,906 --> 00:23:38,840
Because this party's over!
489
00:23:38,874 --> 00:23:40,175
Carmen...
490
00:23:40,209 --> 00:23:41,943
Please don't make me
send people home.
491
00:23:41,977 --> 00:23:44,479
- I'll be humiliated.
- Oh, you'll get over it.
492
00:23:44,513 --> 00:23:45,780
Maybe.
493
00:23:45,814 --> 00:23:47,410
Unless I get depressed again.
494
00:23:47,517 --> 00:23:50,051
And then...
Who knows what I'll do.
495
00:23:50,086 --> 00:23:52,921
You did not just threaten that.
496
00:23:52,955 --> 00:23:54,890
Look, I'm having fun.
497
00:23:54,924 --> 00:23:57,159
That's what you and uncle Spence
wanted, right?
498
00:24:06,903 --> 00:24:08,103
Hey, there.
499
00:24:08,137 --> 00:24:10,105
There's a party
going on next door,
500
00:24:10,139 --> 00:24:12,107
and it's so very loud.
501
00:24:12,141 --> 00:24:14,743
Do you have any policemen
close by?
502
00:24:17,513 --> 00:24:19,681
Hi.
503
00:24:19,715 --> 00:24:21,464
What are you doing here?
504
00:24:22,518 --> 00:24:24,953
You haven't returned my calls.
505
00:24:24,987 --> 00:24:27,122
I've had a lot on my mind.
506
00:24:28,791 --> 00:24:30,492
Look, I-I get it.
507
00:24:30,526 --> 00:24:32,427
You and Remi
were really serious,
508
00:24:32,461 --> 00:24:35,130
and you've only known me
for a few weeks.
509
00:24:35,164 --> 00:24:36,798
So if...
510
00:24:36,833 --> 00:24:39,701
If you want me
to back off, I will.
511
00:24:39,735 --> 00:24:41,670
Wow.
512
00:24:41,704 --> 00:24:43,638
Don't get me wrong.
I'm... I'm crazy-jealous.
513
00:24:43,673 --> 00:24:45,440
I mean, I want...
I want to kill the guy.
514
00:24:46,161 --> 00:24:50,736
I care about you, and...
I want you to be happy.
515
00:24:51,247 --> 00:24:55,050
That's very... noble.
516
00:24:55,908 --> 00:24:57,385
I may not be rich,
517
00:24:57,420 --> 00:25:00,828
and I haven't
saved any lives... lately...
518
00:25:01,691 --> 00:25:04,192
But I do have my moments.
519
00:25:09,599 --> 00:25:12,267
And this is one of them.
520
00:25:19,342 --> 00:25:22,677
Well, tonight was lovely.
But weren't you worried
521
00:25:22,712 --> 00:25:24,746
that one of your friends
might see us together?
522
00:25:24,780 --> 00:25:26,948
That's the advantage of having
an affair in Burbank...
523
00:25:26,983 --> 00:25:28,984
You never run into
anyone who matters.
524
00:25:32,955 --> 00:25:34,222
Whoa.
525
00:25:34,257 --> 00:25:36,324
Something wrong?
526
00:25:36,359 --> 00:25:39,861
I've never seen
a $900 dinner bill before.
527
00:25:39,896 --> 00:25:41,863
Oh, they always get you
on the wine.
528
00:25:41,898 --> 00:25:45,433
And this was
a 40-year-old Bordeaux, so...
529
00:25:45,468 --> 00:25:48,536
Well, you're very generous.
530
00:25:48,604 --> 00:25:50,538
Oh, no.
531
00:25:50,606 --> 00:25:53,742
I wouldn't dream
of emasculating you in that way.
532
00:25:53,776 --> 00:25:55,710
Huh?
533
00:25:55,745 --> 00:25:57,112
You're a real man.
534
00:25:57,146 --> 00:25:58,413
And it's my understanding
535
00:25:58,481 --> 00:26:00,615
they always insist
on paying the check.
536
00:26:00,650 --> 00:26:02,550
That's very clever, Evelyn.
537
00:26:02,585 --> 00:26:04,452
But I don't have
that kind of cash,
538
00:26:04,487 --> 00:26:06,354
and my credit card's
at its limit.
539
00:26:07,924 --> 00:26:11,259
How unfortunate for you.
540
00:26:11,294 --> 00:26:14,029
This is my old friend Angelo.
541
00:26:14,063 --> 00:26:16,765
He has been the maitre' here
for years.
542
00:26:16,799 --> 00:26:19,134
Before that, he had some sort
of career in New Jersey.
543
00:26:19,168 --> 00:26:20,702
What was it
you were involved in?
544
00:26:20,736 --> 00:26:23,605
- I can't talk about it.
- Fair enough.
545
00:26:23,639 --> 00:26:25,974
Anyway,
this is my friend, Tony,
546
00:26:26,008 --> 00:26:28,476
and if he doesn't pay the bill,
call the police...
547
00:26:28,511 --> 00:26:31,680
Or whatever it is you do
in these situations.
548
00:26:34,550 --> 00:26:38,653
- Just tell me what you want.
- I want you to behave.
549
00:26:39,373 --> 00:26:42,157
- Fine.
- Thank you.
550
00:26:44,961 --> 00:26:47,562
We may be having an affair,
but don't think for two seconds
551
00:26:47,596 --> 00:26:49,564
it gives you
some kind of power over me.
552
00:26:49,598 --> 00:26:51,566
So let me be clear...
553
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:53,168
You can screw me,
554
00:26:53,202 --> 00:26:55,570
but you can't screw with me.
555
00:26:55,604 --> 00:26:59,274
I'll move my things back to
the pool house in the morning.
556
00:26:59,308 --> 00:27:02,077
As if there was ever any doubt.
557
00:27:08,384 --> 00:27:09,784
Excuse me, ma'am.
558
00:27:09,819 --> 00:27:12,120
One of your neighbors called
to complain about loud music.
559
00:27:12,154 --> 00:27:13,221
40 minutes ago.
560
00:27:13,255 --> 00:27:14,923
Thanks for rushing over.
561
00:27:20,663 --> 00:27:23,264
Okay, listen up, people.
The police are here.
562
00:27:23,299 --> 00:27:25,133
And before you mouth off,
remember...
563
00:27:25,167 --> 00:27:27,836
They've got batons, and they're
not afraid to use them!
564
00:27:27,870 --> 00:27:29,838
That's not cool, ma'am.
565
00:27:29,872 --> 00:27:31,272
Hey.
Is there a problem?
566
00:27:31,307 --> 00:27:34,476
Yes. They want all your friends
out of the house now!
567
00:27:34,510 --> 00:27:36,811
But it's
not even 10:00 yet.
568
00:27:36,846 --> 00:27:39,147
Where you going?
Guys, wait!
569
00:27:39,181 --> 00:27:40,982
Oops.
570
00:27:41,017 --> 00:27:42,817
Son, what's in that cup?
571
00:27:42,852 --> 00:27:45,120
Um... milk?
572
00:27:46,288 --> 00:27:47,889
What are you, 16?
573
00:27:49,425 --> 00:27:51,626
Oh, I'm so flattered.
Actually, I'm 39.
574
00:27:51,660 --> 00:27:53,695
The missus
will back me up on that.
575
00:27:53,729 --> 00:27:56,131
He's 17. Why?
576
00:27:56,165 --> 00:27:58,500
Son, I'm gonna need you
to blow into this.
577
00:27:58,534 --> 00:28:00,835
No!
Nobody's blowing nothing.
578
00:28:00,870 --> 00:28:02,537
Ma'am, you need to step back.
579
00:28:02,571 --> 00:28:04,839
This is a violation of my civil rights.
I'm not doing that.
580
00:28:04,874 --> 00:28:06,641
Then you're gonna
have to come with us.
581
00:28:06,675 --> 00:28:08,343
Hey, you'll get me in trouble.
Put those away.
582
00:28:08,411 --> 00:28:09,310
Please turn around.
583
00:28:09,345 --> 00:28:12,180
Are you deaf?
I said stop!
584
00:28:17,753 --> 00:28:20,391
You couldn't just pretend
to be my wife?
585
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:29,270
Uncle Spence is
gonna be so mad.
586
00:28:29,305 --> 00:28:30,472
You've got to talk to him.
587
00:28:30,506 --> 00:28:32,107
Y-you got to tell him
this wasn't my fault.
588
00:28:32,141 --> 00:28:33,775
You think
I'm gonna protect you?
589
00:28:33,809 --> 00:28:35,343
I could lose my job over this.
590
00:28:35,378 --> 00:28:37,979
And stop pacing!
You're making me nervous.
591
00:28:38,014 --> 00:28:39,581
You should be nice to me.
592
00:28:39,615 --> 00:28:41,182
This is a traumatic experience,
593
00:28:41,217 --> 00:28:43,084
and you know
how badly I handle stress.
594
00:28:43,319 --> 00:28:45,687
Oh, you're not getting
any more sympathy from me,
595
00:28:45,721 --> 00:28:47,288
you manipulative twerp!
596
00:28:47,323 --> 00:28:48,957
Okay, maybe I was milking it,
597
00:28:48,991 --> 00:28:50,458
but you don't know
some of the horrible stuff
598
00:28:50,493 --> 00:28:52,060
that's happened to me.
599
00:28:52,494 --> 00:28:54,829
You want to compete
in the misery Olympics?
600
00:28:54,863 --> 00:28:57,298
'Cause I can take you on
any day of the week!
601
00:28:57,332 --> 00:29:00,001
I'm sure it's rough going
through life as a hot chick.
602
00:29:04,139 --> 00:29:06,140
Have you heard of
Alejandro Rubio?
603
00:29:07,943 --> 00:29:09,510
Sure.
604
00:29:09,545 --> 00:29:12,180
Did you hear
how he was murdered?
605
00:29:12,214 --> 00:29:14,015
Men broke into his home
and shot him
606
00:29:14,049 --> 00:29:15,650
while we were having a party.
607
00:29:16,852 --> 00:29:18,386
You were there?
608
00:29:21,523 --> 00:29:24,458
He died in my arms.
609
00:29:24,493 --> 00:29:26,661
Oh, my God.
610
00:29:26,695 --> 00:29:28,663
So you can't talk to me
about pain
611
00:29:28,697 --> 00:29:30,665
until you've seen
the light go out
612
00:29:30,699 --> 00:29:33,601
in the eyes
of someone you love.
613
00:29:35,137 --> 00:29:37,071
Carmen, I'm so sorry.
614
00:29:39,608 --> 00:29:40,975
Thank you.
615
00:29:43,512 --> 00:29:46,013
Your uncle just paid your bail.
Yours, too.
616
00:29:46,048 --> 00:29:47,515
Time to go.
617
00:29:47,549 --> 00:29:49,984
Look, I'm gonna tell
uncle Spence
618
00:29:50,018 --> 00:29:51,886
you had nothing
to do with the party.
619
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:53,554
I appreciate that.
620
00:29:53,589 --> 00:29:55,556
And again, Carmen,
from the bottom of my heart,
621
00:29:55,591 --> 00:29:58,359
I am so sorry for everything
that you've gone through.
622
00:29:58,393 --> 00:30:00,094
It's okay, honey.
623
00:30:00,128 --> 00:30:01,896
It wasn't your fault.
624
00:30:14,276 --> 00:30:17,245
You're angry with me.
625
00:30:17,279 --> 00:30:20,314
- Yep.
- Why?
626
00:30:20,349 --> 00:30:22,316
Because I was right
about your friend?
627
00:30:22,351 --> 00:30:25,119
You can't judge him by tonight.
He was drunk.
628
00:30:25,153 --> 00:30:26,821
In vino veritas.
629
00:30:26,855 --> 00:30:28,623
There were no secrets revealed,
630
00:30:28,657 --> 00:30:31,125
other than a middle-aged man
has a work crush.
631
00:30:31,159 --> 00:30:32,960
I tell you
one thing we learned...
632
00:30:32,995 --> 00:30:34,862
You're not going
on that book tour.
633
00:30:34,896 --> 00:30:38,299
That decision is not up to you.
634
00:30:40,902 --> 00:30:42,703
Do you want
to be alone with him?
635
00:30:44,039 --> 00:30:46,841
Do you want to be alone
with him?! Is that it?!
636
00:30:50,145 --> 00:30:53,447
Why aren't we laughing
right now?
637
00:30:53,482 --> 00:30:55,883
Kim was so ridiculous tonight!
638
00:30:55,917 --> 00:30:58,686
I c... I cannot
go through this again.
639
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:01,289
Okay? The uncertainty,
the paranoia, the...
640
00:31:02,357 --> 00:31:04,191
What do you mean "again"?
641
00:31:06,895 --> 00:31:08,829
Dahlia had an affair.
642
00:31:08,864 --> 00:31:11,732
- Oh, Nick.
- I should have told you.
643
00:31:11,767 --> 00:31:13,234
I just...
644
00:31:14,936 --> 00:31:17,705
I don't like
discussing my failures.
645
00:31:21,376 --> 00:31:23,210
Listen to me.
646
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:28,316
I am not Dahlia.
647
00:31:28,350 --> 00:31:31,452
I will never be unfaithful
to you.
648
00:31:34,423 --> 00:31:36,190
That's good.
649
00:31:37,893 --> 00:31:40,361
'Cause when I become jealous,
I'm not myself.
650
00:32:11,026 --> 00:32:12,526
Is it serious?
651
00:32:13,829 --> 00:32:15,296
I think so.
652
00:32:19,434 --> 00:32:20,735
I'm so sorry.
653
00:32:20,769 --> 00:32:22,536
I didn't want to tell you
while you're sick, but...
654
00:32:22,571 --> 00:32:25,973
No, I'm glad you did.
I'd rather know the truth.
655
00:32:27,976 --> 00:32:29,944
Does he treat you well?
656
00:32:31,980 --> 00:32:33,414
Ethan is great.
657
00:32:33,448 --> 00:32:37,378
Good.
You deserve the best.
658
00:32:39,121 --> 00:32:40,421
Well...
659
00:32:40,455 --> 00:32:43,124
I should go
before your mother finds me.
660
00:32:45,026 --> 00:32:47,828
If she gives you any trouble,
just send her my way.
661
00:32:54,903 --> 00:32:56,437
Just so you know...
662
00:32:57,706 --> 00:33:00,241
I still love you.
663
00:33:02,210 --> 00:33:04,845
Honestly, Val...
664
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:07,381
That kind of makes it worse.
665
00:33:22,230 --> 00:33:24,965
No, pepito!
666
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:26,867
No corres en la casa!
667
00:33:26,902 --> 00:33:28,035
Si, mami.
668
00:33:28,069 --> 00:33:30,104
Good boy.
669
00:33:36,178 --> 00:33:37,945
Ohh!
670
00:33:39,681 --> 00:33:41,415
Oh, no.
671
00:33:42,684 --> 00:33:45,085
Oh, my God!
672
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:48,088
Miss Lucinda!
I'm so sorry!
673
00:33:48,123 --> 00:33:50,324
Oh! It's ruined!
674
00:33:50,358 --> 00:33:53,561
No, maybe... we could
glue it back together.
675
00:33:53,595 --> 00:33:55,029
How did this happen?!
676
00:33:55,063 --> 00:33:57,131
Well,
I-I was sweeping,
677
00:33:57,165 --> 00:33:59,166
and Miguel was running
through the house and...
678
00:33:59,234 --> 00:34:00,701
Of course... Miguel!
679
00:34:00,735 --> 00:34:02,036
Wait! I didn't mean...
680
00:34:02,070 --> 00:34:03,838
You are so lucky
that this was your son,
681
00:34:03,872 --> 00:34:05,573
'cause if you had
broken my sculpture,
682
00:34:05,607 --> 00:34:07,475
I would have fired your ass.
683
00:34:09,177 --> 00:34:11,011
Miguel!
684
00:34:12,581 --> 00:34:13,547
Que?
685
00:34:13,582 --> 00:34:14,715
Come here, little boy.
686
00:34:14,749 --> 00:34:17,184
No, he's my son.
I will punish him.
687
00:34:17,219 --> 00:34:20,087
I know you will.
And you will do it now.
688
00:34:21,423 --> 00:34:22,423
Que?
689
00:34:22,457 --> 00:34:24,391
You are living in my house.
690
00:34:24,426 --> 00:34:28,162
I need to know that you take
your role as a parent seriously.
691
00:34:28,196 --> 00:34:30,197
Now discipline
the hell out of him.
692
00:34:36,348 --> 00:34:37,919
_
693
00:34:38,188 --> 00:34:39,348
_
694
00:34:39,383 --> 00:34:42,119
_
695
00:34:42,154 --> 00:34:45,044
_
696
00:34:45,499 --> 00:34:46,855
_
697
00:34:48,530 --> 00:34:50,119
_
698
00:34:50,252 --> 00:34:51,719
Orale!
699
00:34:52,162 --> 00:34:55,329
_
700
00:34:55,330 --> 00:34:57,626
_
701
00:35:03,128 --> 00:35:04,602
_
702
00:35:04,603 --> 00:35:07,465
_
703
00:35:14,042 --> 00:35:15,776
You were really tough on him.
704
00:35:16,380 --> 00:35:18,612
How else will he learn?
705
00:35:47,588 --> 00:35:50,919
Miss Lucinda?
Are you okay?
706
00:35:52,259 --> 00:35:54,861
I've seen better days.
707
00:35:54,895 --> 00:35:56,896
What's wrong?
708
00:35:56,931 --> 00:36:01,201
Did Miguel do something
to upset you again?
709
00:36:03,237 --> 00:36:08,041
I was 6 the last
time daddy spanked me.
710
00:36:08,075 --> 00:36:12,712
He told me if I was good,
there'd be no need to punish me.
711
00:36:12,747 --> 00:36:17,283
So I began doing all my chores,
stopped sassing back.
712
00:36:17,318 --> 00:36:20,754
I was the perfect daughter.
713
00:36:20,788 --> 00:36:25,525
- Until I turned 15.
- What happened then?
714
00:36:26,961 --> 00:36:28,978
I fell in love with a boy.
715
00:36:29,764 --> 00:36:34,338
Got pregnant.
Daddy was so angry.
716
00:36:34,702 --> 00:36:37,504
He wouldn't let me
keep the baby.
717
00:36:37,538 --> 00:36:38,839
No.
718
00:36:38,873 --> 00:36:40,974
Oh, yes.
719
00:36:41,008 --> 00:36:44,344
He made me give up
my little girl for adoption.
720
00:36:44,378 --> 00:36:47,013
And all these years,
I told myself
721
00:36:47,048 --> 00:36:51,184
maybe he didn't have room
in his heart for another child.
722
00:36:51,219 --> 00:36:55,856
But now I see him
with your son,
723
00:36:55,890 --> 00:36:57,858
and I know it's not true.
724
00:36:57,892 --> 00:37:00,694
I am so sorry.
725
00:37:01,326 --> 00:37:04,768
I spend my days molding clay,
726
00:37:05,199 --> 00:37:08,101
trying to create
something beautiful.
727
00:37:08,136 --> 00:37:10,170
But what I would have given
728
00:37:10,204 --> 00:37:13,039
for a chance
to mold a little life.
729
00:37:16,010 --> 00:37:17,608
Anyway...
730
00:37:18,813 --> 00:37:21,047
To answer your question,
731
00:37:21,082 --> 00:37:25,652
your son is not the one
I have a problem with.
732
00:37:59,053 --> 00:38:00,287
Hey.
733
00:38:00,321 --> 00:38:03,623
- Remi!
- You're out of bed.
734
00:38:03,658 --> 00:38:05,759
It's okay.
I'm feeling better.
735
00:38:05,793 --> 00:38:07,260
And looking better, too.
736
00:38:07,295 --> 00:38:09,930
I don't know if I told you,
but I hated the beard.
737
00:38:09,964 --> 00:38:11,131
You told me.
738
00:38:11,165 --> 00:38:14,034
Well, it's good to see you
looking like your old self.
739
00:38:14,068 --> 00:38:17,337
- Anything I can get you?
- How about Valentina?
740
00:38:18,506 --> 00:38:19,639
What?
741
00:38:19,674 --> 00:38:21,641
She told me about Ethan.
742
00:38:21,676 --> 00:38:23,210
I specifically told her...
743
00:38:23,244 --> 00:38:25,745
Mom, relax.
I had to find out sometime.
744
00:38:25,780 --> 00:38:27,747
I'm so sorry.
745
00:38:27,782 --> 00:38:29,816
I know how upset
you must be.
746
00:38:29,850 --> 00:38:31,985
I just know that I-if
she'd give me another chance,
747
00:38:32,019 --> 00:38:33,486
I can make her happy.
748
00:38:33,521 --> 00:38:35,622
If you would
just maybe talk to her...
749
00:38:35,656 --> 00:38:37,724
You can talk to Valentina
all you want,
750
00:38:37,758 --> 00:38:41,695
but I no longer stick my nose
where it doesn't belong.
751
00:38:43,431 --> 00:38:46,333
Zoila, when I was
lying in that tent in Africa,
752
00:38:46,367 --> 00:38:49,603
thinking I was gonna die,
she is what kept me going.
753
00:38:49,637 --> 00:38:53,139
I'm so sorry.
There's nothing I can do.
754
00:39:00,281 --> 00:39:02,415
You still love Valentina,
755
00:39:02,450 --> 00:39:04,851
even though she's taken up
with someone else?
756
00:39:04,885 --> 00:39:07,087
She's my life, mom.
757
00:39:07,121 --> 00:39:09,155
I know
we're meant to be together.
758
00:39:11,192 --> 00:39:13,693
Then I will get her back
for you.
759
00:39:13,728 --> 00:39:15,862
That is a promise.
760
00:39:23,671 --> 00:39:24,771
Patio's done.
761
00:39:24,805 --> 00:39:27,307
Well, we still got
a ways to go in here.
762
00:39:27,341 --> 00:39:29,609
Be right back.
I'm gonna take this out.
763
00:39:29,644 --> 00:39:32,679
- I got it.
- Thanks.
764
00:39:32,713 --> 00:39:35,048
Look, I know I got mad at you
about the party,
765
00:39:35,082 --> 00:39:37,217
but I'm thrilled
you're getting back to normal.
766
00:39:37,251 --> 00:39:40,453
Yeah. I'm in a better place,
thanks to you.
767
00:39:40,488 --> 00:39:41,821
And Carmen.
768
00:39:47,762 --> 00:39:49,062
Hey.
769
00:39:50,698 --> 00:39:54,567
Your uncle's got
a real nice house.
770
00:39:54,602 --> 00:39:56,035
What are you doing here?
771
00:39:57,842 --> 00:40:00,040
Came to check on you.
772
00:40:00,074 --> 00:40:02,642
Heard you had some...
Some trouble with the cops?
773
00:40:02,677 --> 00:40:05,679
Relax. I didn't...
I didn't tell them anything.
774
00:40:06,914 --> 00:40:08,615
How are you feeling?
775
00:40:10,217 --> 00:40:12,285
I don't know.
I still have nightmares.
776
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:14,821
Well, it was an accident.
777
00:40:14,855 --> 00:40:18,625
Carter killed Alejandro.
778
00:40:18,659 --> 00:40:21,961
That might not be
how the rest of us remember it.
779
00:40:23,064 --> 00:40:25,298
What's that
supposed to mean?
780
00:40:25,333 --> 00:40:29,803
It'll always be
our word against yours.
781
00:40:31,038 --> 00:40:34,541
You son of a bitch.
You'd throw me under the bus?
782
00:40:35,543 --> 00:40:39,813
Just keep your mouth shut,
and we won't have to.
783
00:40:43,837 --> 00:40:47,695
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