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Fuck off.
Go away.
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Previously,
on Californication...
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And what's this big fan
gonna do with me?
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Hey, you, I'm somebody's mother.
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You're not mine, love.
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This is Chris.
He's in my yoga class.
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Bye.
Bye, now.
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My dick isn't working.
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I can't make sweet love
to my wife.
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You have another family!
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The bottom has just officially
dropped out of our relationship!
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I have a proposal for you.
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I want to sleep with Marcy
again.
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What is wrong with you?
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I don't know.
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- What the fuck?
- I'm so grateful to you
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for giving me an acting job,
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but if the job comes
with strings attached,
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then I cannot
and will not do it.
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I'm broke, Hank.
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The kind of broke that forces
a man to do something desperate.
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Nikki, I'm paying you
very good money
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to be my date tonight.
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I just wanted to make
a little extra cash.
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He said that Hank
would take care of it.
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You got him a hooker?
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We never should've moved
to L.A.
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Oh, that's so good.
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Oh, my God, that's so good.
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- Ohh, yes.
- Yeah, I love it
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when you you pull--
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- Ugh, you again?
- Hello, Hank?
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- What the fuck is this?
- None of your business!
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I'm not sure
that's entirely true, Karen.
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What--what are you
doing here?
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That's none of your
fucking business.
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- Okay, let's get out.
- No, hey, if you must know,
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I came by to give you
an ounce or two of satisfaction.
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Julia found out
about the whole hooker thing,
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and she was most displeased.
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She slapped me, hard.
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Good for her.
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I also came by to give you this.
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- What the fuck is this?
- I got paid for my episode,
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and I thought you might need
a little moolah.
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I don't see you working
very much,
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and even when you are,
you're just working
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on your little sketches
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and playing
with your little models,
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and that can't be
very lucrative.
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What the fuck are you doing?
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You cannot buy my forgiveness.
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Not trying to buy
anything, Karen,
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least of all your forgiveness.
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I haven't done anything wrong!
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Could you leave, please?
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Well, I would, but I don't feel
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like we've settled anything
here, you know?
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There is nothing
to settle, Hank.
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Hank, I believe the lady
asked you to leave.
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Oh, do not start with me,
yoga man.
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You are very rude, Hank.
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- Oh, I'm rude?
- He's rude. Very rude.
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I'm rude?
I'm onto your shtick.
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I know what you do.
You prey on all these
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heartbroken, horny
Westside women.
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Um, this Westside woman
is not heartbroken.
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Oh? I notice you didn't say
"not horny," Karen.
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You know what they call that?
That's a sin of omission.
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Let's go.
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Hey, don't get handsy
with me, bro.
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You need to leave.
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Ow!
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Ow!
Fuck, that hurt!
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- Yeah.
- Agh!
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That's right.
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That happened.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Mmm, mmm.
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Did you get in a fight?
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Shut up.
Where's Levon?
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Oh, he called in sick today.
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- Where's Rath?
- He's eating in his office.
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Is that normal?
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Only when he's seriously
pissed off about something.
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Has he given you notes yet?
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No, radio silence.
Is that normal?
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Happens to me all the time.
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Sometimes, he doesn't say
anything at all...
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and then rewrites every word.
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Maybe he just
doesn't like your writing.
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No, no, no,
he loves my writing.
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- Oh.
- Bullshit.
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He hates your writing.
He says that out loud.
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That's really mean, Alonzo.
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It's not me saying it.
I don't hate your writing.
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I hate your writing.
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Sit and spin, Terry.
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Sit and spin.
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Wait, I like your writing,
sweetie,
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when you're not trying too hard
to be cool.
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- Ooh!
- Which is a lot.
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Stop looking at me like that.
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Ooh.
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Page one rewrite.
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- Oh, no.
- Jesus, that bad?
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I may not be happy with you
right now, Hank,
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for a variety
of damn good reasons,
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but I'm too much
of a professional
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to let that shit
influence the read.
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The writing's fine.
Little smart-alecky, maybe,
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like you're trying too hard
to be cool
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like fuckin' Hugh over there.
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Whoa, well,
that is the meanest thing
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anybody's ever said to me.
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But here's the real problem:
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I just got off the phone
with Julia.
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She doesn't want the part.
We don't have time to recast.
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This is a fucking
thread-puller.
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Without her, the whole story
falls apart,
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so cancel your plans,
'cause we're staying in tonight.
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Gang bang! Ooh! Ooh!
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- Hi.
- What are you doing here?
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Came here to try and talk
some sense into you, woman.
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Hmm.
Yeah, I think
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you just don't want
to rewrite your script.
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You enjoying the view, pal?
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Behave yourself, Lou.
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It's not about
not rewriting a script.
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It's about me trying
to prevent you
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- from not chasing your dreams.
- Mm.
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I don't want you to look back
and have any regrets.
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Oh, I have regrets.
I have tons of regrets.
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I'm trying to minimize
those regrets
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by not being around you,
or Rick Rath or Hashtag Black.
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You're all crazy people.
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I knew it was too good
to be true.
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Nobody ever does anything decent
for another person
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without wanting something
in return,
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- especially a guy.
- Wow.
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Hello, hello.
What's all this?
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It's Levon's dad.
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So this is Levon's father.
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Yeah, well, there hasn't been
a test or anything yet,
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but I am proceeding
as though I am, yes.
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Dr. Daniel Allen, DDS.
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- You can call me Dr. Dan.
- If I must.
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Nice to meet you, Dental Dan.
Hank.
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Uh, let me handle this, Julia.
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Will you step into my office,
Hank?
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Well, I've been eager
to meet you, Hank.
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- You have?
- Yes, I have.
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Why?
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Well, because Julia means
a great deal to this office,
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Hank, and, um...
from what I gather,
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you are a serious threat
to her happiness and well-being,
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which is ultimately
a serious threat
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to my happiness
and well-being.
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You have designs on her,
don't you?
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I don't know
what you're insinuating.
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I'm insinuating that you're
one horny fuckin' dentist,
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- Dr. Dan.
- Well,
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I am quite fond of her,
if that's what you mean.
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Of course.
She's quite fond-able.
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All right.
You know, I, um...
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I didn't want to be an astronaut
when I grew up, Hank.
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I didn't want to play
for the Yankees.
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Not me,
I wanted to be a dentist,
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and I wanted to marry
a busty, blonde hygienist.
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- Oh, my.
- When Julia walked in my office
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that very first time,
I knew she was the one.
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Is she aware of her role
in your manifest destiny?
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Well, we haven't discussed it
per se, but...
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- chemistry is quite palpable.
- Oh.
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We are very good
for one another, we're a team.
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Isn't that the very definition
of a great relationship,
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teamwork?
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I thought it was laughter,
hot sex,
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and the occasional Dutch oven.
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At least that's
what my grandma always said.
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Yeah.
Look, don't--
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just please don't
get her hopes up
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with this acting hoo-ha,
Hank, all right?
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It's cruel.
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I'm--look, I'm glad
we had this talk.
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Oh, me too, Dr. Dan,
me fuckin' too.
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Hey, you do me a favor?
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Just stay away
from the office, okay?
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We're all about preserving
smiles here,
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you know, "Miles of Smiles."
That's my motto.
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You got it?
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- Yeah, I got it.
- Okay.
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♪ Regrets, I've had a few ♪
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♪ but then again
too few to mention ♪
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Oh, thank you very much.
My lunch today.
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♪ I saw it though
without exemption ♪
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Krull?
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Hey, how's it going, Churchill?
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What are you doing here?
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What's it look like
I'm doing here?
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Wh-why aren't you on the road
with Atticus right now?
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Eh, I've retired.
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I drove Hank back
to see his lady,
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and I found myself
not wanting to turn around
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and go back on the road
with that fucking nut case.
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I've had enough, pal.
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Been 'round the world
too many times,
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too many lunatics.
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Hank inspired me to look up
the love of me own life.
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- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
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That's fantastic.
How'd that work out for you?
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Not so great.
Turns out she's dead.
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Ah... bummer.
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Yeah, how'd it work out
for Hank?
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Not so great, yeah.
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I mean, she's alive
and everything,
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but, uh, tsk,
wasn't so keen on rekindling.
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It's a long story.
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Oh, well.
Time to relax.
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Time to work on me motorbikes
and me memoirs.
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I bet you've seen
some shit, huh, Krull?
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Oh, I've seen some shit
all right, mate.
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The dirty life and times
of a rock and roll butler.
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Yeah? Who is it
you've worked for?
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- Well, Atticus, obviously.
- Obviously.
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Let's see, now.
Bowie, Stones, Bad Company,
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Hendrix, Paul McCartney, Ringo,
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Fleetwood Mac, the Eagles.
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Wow.
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Pistols, Motorhead, Motley Crue,
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Clapton, Sabbath, Ozzy.
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Jesus, that's gonna be
some fuckin' memoir!
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It's a storied life, gov.
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Have you written any of it down?
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Yeah, all of it,
stacks of pages.
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I don't think
I'm much of a writer, though.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'll be the judge of that.
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Are there some pages
I could look at?
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Sure, I suppose.
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Cool, let's go.
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- What, now?
- Mm-hmm!
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I'm bleedin' working.
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There's no time
like the present, Krull.
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What are you doing?
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I don't know.
Really needed a "me" day.
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- You did, did ya?
- Yeah.
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It's fucked up around here
right now.
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Mom's all pissed, she's talking
about moving back to New York.
249
00:11:20,436 --> 00:11:22,780
- Mm.
- Thinks I've lost my morals.
250
00:11:22,805 --> 00:11:24,315
She doesn't realize
I never really had any
251
00:11:24,340 --> 00:11:26,617
in the first place.
252
00:11:26,642 --> 00:11:28,119
Mm.
253
00:11:28,144 --> 00:11:29,987
I gotta convince her
to do this thing,
254
00:11:30,012 --> 00:11:32,290
and when I say "I,"
I mean "we."
255
00:11:32,315 --> 00:11:34,625
She doesn't want to do it.
She thinks show business
256
00:11:34,650 --> 00:11:36,727
is all fucked up
and corruptive and shit.
257
00:11:36,752 --> 00:11:38,563
She's right.
258
00:11:38,588 --> 00:11:40,164
She doesn't even want me
to work for the show anymore.
259
00:11:40,189 --> 00:11:43,501
She thinks you're
a bad influence on me.
260
00:11:43,526 --> 00:11:46,470
- I am.
- It's cool, though.
261
00:11:46,495 --> 00:11:48,573
If she decides to pack it up
and move back home,
262
00:11:48,598 --> 00:11:50,908
- I'll just move in with you.
- What?
263
00:11:50,933 --> 00:11:52,743
Yeah, I'll move in with you,
at Charlie's,
264
00:11:52,768 --> 00:11:55,770
or we'll get our own place.
How fucking cool would that be?
265
00:11:59,108 --> 00:12:02,920
Here. Here.
266
00:12:09,285 --> 00:12:11,128
Ooh.
267
00:12:11,153 --> 00:12:14,298
That Dr. Dan
is a real fuckin' creeper.
268
00:12:14,323 --> 00:12:16,467
I hate that fuckin' guy.
269
00:12:16,492 --> 00:12:18,102
He's always staring
at mom's tits,
270
00:12:18,127 --> 00:12:20,438
trying to be buddies with me.
I call him Dr. Dick.
271
00:12:20,463 --> 00:12:23,174
Oh, well played.
272
00:12:23,199 --> 00:12:24,508
Mom gets real mad, though.
273
00:12:24,533 --> 00:12:25,843
She says I have to respect
my elders,
274
00:12:25,868 --> 00:12:27,311
but that guy creeps me
the fuck out.
275
00:12:27,336 --> 00:12:29,614
Yeah.
We gotta do something.
276
00:12:29,639 --> 00:12:32,040
Yeah, we do, definitely.
277
00:12:38,414 --> 00:12:42,693
Eh, well,
tomorrow's another day, right?
278
00:12:42,718 --> 00:12:45,630
This is really cool,
smoking weed with you, and shit.
279
00:12:45,655 --> 00:12:47,331
- Get up, we gotta go.
- What?
280
00:12:47,356 --> 00:12:50,201
Yeah, you got a toothache,
you gotta see the dentist.
281
00:12:50,226 --> 00:12:51,936
I'm not going anywhere,
I'm high as fuck right now.
282
00:12:51,961 --> 00:12:53,871
That's why you called in sick
today, the bad tooth.
283
00:12:53,896 --> 00:12:55,006
- Come on.
- I did?
284
00:12:55,031 --> 00:12:56,340
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
285
00:13:01,504 --> 00:13:03,247
But he's so sad
without you, missus.
286
00:13:03,272 --> 00:13:04,882
I know, I know, Irma,
287
00:13:04,907 --> 00:13:06,984
but he let some c-list skank
blow him.
288
00:13:07,009 --> 00:13:09,754
- What was I supposed to do?
- Nada, he's just a man.
289
00:13:09,779 --> 00:13:11,756
His pene grande
make him do stupid things.
290
00:13:11,781 --> 00:13:13,824
You come back?
291
00:13:13,849 --> 00:13:15,059
You put perfect?
292
00:13:16,952 --> 00:13:20,865
Marcy, is that you?
293
00:13:20,890 --> 00:13:22,900
Please tell me
you're not a mirage!
294
00:13:22,925 --> 00:13:25,169
What's the deal
with the hookers, Stu?
295
00:13:25,194 --> 00:13:27,071
Ooh, you find out about that.
296
00:13:27,096 --> 00:13:30,675
Uh, yeah, you sent one of them
to me to get her snatch waxed.
297
00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:32,276
- Hello.
- Oh, yeah, that's right.
298
00:13:32,301 --> 00:13:34,345
I did put in a good word
for you.
299
00:13:34,370 --> 00:13:36,414
I thought maybe
you could use the biz.
300
00:13:36,439 --> 00:13:40,951
Well, thanks for your concern
over my financial well-being,
301
00:13:40,976 --> 00:13:45,423
but why are you banging hookers
all of a sudden?
302
00:13:45,448 --> 00:13:47,725
Well...
303
00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:49,694
I don't want to be
in a relationship
304
00:13:49,719 --> 00:13:51,796
with anyone, Marcy.
305
00:13:51,821 --> 00:13:53,964
- You broke my heart.
- I broke--
306
00:13:53,989 --> 00:13:56,200
you broke my heart.
You cheated on me.
307
00:13:56,225 --> 00:13:58,235
Oh!
Two very rough
308
00:13:58,260 --> 00:14:01,372
and toothy blowjobs, Marcy,
not silky like yours.
309
00:14:01,397 --> 00:14:04,175
The orgasms were painful.
310
00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:06,510
It was like cumming
into a broken beer bottle.
311
00:14:06,535 --> 00:14:09,046
Oy! I don't want to get
into this shit with you, Stu.
312
00:14:09,071 --> 00:14:10,848
Well, you know I have my needs.
313
00:14:10,873 --> 00:14:12,450
Yeah, I know
all about your needs,
314
00:14:12,475 --> 00:14:15,419
- you're fucking insatiable.
- Yeah, well, well,
315
00:14:15,444 --> 00:14:19,557
you have got to get the toxins
out, Marcy, somehow, some way.
316
00:14:19,582 --> 00:14:21,392
It's the only thing
that'll clear a man's head.
317
00:14:21,417 --> 00:14:23,627
And so no muss, no fuss.
318
00:14:23,652 --> 00:14:26,797
You know,
it's a very honest transaction,
319
00:14:26,822 --> 00:14:29,567
and it is
an incredible business.
320
00:14:29,592 --> 00:14:31,402
I mean, they make so much money.
321
00:14:31,427 --> 00:14:33,371
Yeah, well, you're doing TV now.
322
00:14:33,396 --> 00:14:34,796
I guess it was only
a matter of time
323
00:14:34,797 --> 00:14:36,574
before you got
into prostitution.
324
00:14:36,599 --> 00:14:40,244
Well, that is low, Marcy,
and it is completely unfounded.
325
00:14:40,269 --> 00:14:43,071
When is the last time
you saw a good movie?
326
00:14:44,340 --> 00:14:46,217
This was a bad idea.
327
00:14:46,242 --> 00:14:49,220
- Wait, wait, wait, okay.
- Ugh.
328
00:14:49,245 --> 00:14:50,855
Why have you come here?
329
00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:55,025
I--something must have
drawn you to me.
330
00:14:55,050 --> 00:14:57,962
Okay, well,
I had this crazy idea
331
00:14:57,987 --> 00:15:00,464
that I was gonna ask you
for a loan,
332
00:15:00,489 --> 00:15:03,234
but Charlie was right.
No fucking way.
333
00:15:03,259 --> 00:15:06,937
No, no, I don't do loans, Marcy.
334
00:15:06,962 --> 00:15:09,907
But I would pay you.
335
00:15:09,932 --> 00:15:12,300
For what?
336
00:15:14,069 --> 00:15:16,647
- To have sex with me?
- Yeah.
337
00:15:16,672 --> 00:15:19,817
$1 million to be
inside of you again.
338
00:15:19,842 --> 00:15:22,486
I'm not
a fucking prostitute, Stu!
339
00:15:22,511 --> 00:15:25,580
I know, that's why
you're such a high-value target.
340
00:15:27,783 --> 00:15:32,830
Okay, so you'd seriously pay
$1 million to fuck me?
341
00:15:32,855 --> 00:15:35,423
Yeah.
342
00:15:37,092 --> 00:15:39,303
In a heartbeat.
343
00:15:39,328 --> 00:15:42,106
And it would be the most
delicious orgasm of my life,
344
00:15:42,131 --> 00:15:46,668
and all of the money would go
to my favorite charity: you.
345
00:15:47,770 --> 00:15:49,180
Jesus.
346
00:15:49,205 --> 00:15:50,748
I don't know
whether to be flattered
347
00:15:50,773 --> 00:15:52,516
or throw the fuck up.
348
00:15:52,541 --> 00:15:54,752
Or maybe you could just let me
smell you for a few minutes--
349
00:15:54,777 --> 00:15:56,921
- Okay.
- I could go pleasure myself.
350
00:15:56,946 --> 00:15:58,989
How much could I pay you
for that?
351
00:15:59,014 --> 00:16:00,424
Ew!
352
00:16:00,449 --> 00:16:03,494
You are a sad
and desperate man, Stu.
353
00:16:03,519 --> 00:16:06,497
- Blecch!
- I am.
354
00:16:06,522 --> 00:16:08,699
I fucked up!
355
00:16:08,724 --> 00:16:11,936
The palace is crumbling
without you, Marcy!
356
00:16:11,961 --> 00:16:14,963
Marcy!
357
00:16:17,900 --> 00:16:20,444
- Hello, Rhonda.
- Levon.
358
00:16:20,469 --> 00:16:22,680
Honey, are you all right?
359
00:16:22,705 --> 00:16:25,282
- I have a really bad toothache.
- Yeah.
360
00:16:25,307 --> 00:16:27,985
Real bad.
361
00:16:28,010 --> 00:16:30,621
Have either of you been
smoking marijuana?
362
00:16:32,081 --> 00:16:33,324
- No way.
- Mm, mm-mmm.
363
00:16:33,349 --> 00:16:34,725
Yo, well, how come it smells
364
00:16:34,750 --> 00:16:36,727
like a rock concert in here
all of a sudden?
365
00:16:36,752 --> 00:16:38,529
- Mm.
- Oh, no--listen,
366
00:16:38,554 --> 00:16:40,998
go brush your teeth,
your mother's gonna be furious.
367
00:16:41,023 --> 00:16:43,501
Honey, what's wrong?
368
00:16:43,526 --> 00:16:45,369
- Uh--
- It's a--it seems like
369
00:16:45,394 --> 00:16:48,906
an impacted molar situation,
but what do I know?
370
00:16:48,931 --> 00:16:50,574
- Ahh.
- Oh.
371
00:16:50,599 --> 00:16:52,243
Ahh.
372
00:16:52,268 --> 00:16:54,545
Are you sure you have
a toothache?
373
00:16:54,570 --> 00:16:55,813
Not really.
374
00:16:55,838 --> 00:16:57,414
- Oh.
- Hank made me say it.
375
00:16:57,439 --> 00:17:00,084
Asshole.
376
00:17:00,109 --> 00:17:01,385
Have you been smoking pot?
377
00:17:01,410 --> 00:17:05,322
Yeah, I kinda needed a "me" day.
378
00:17:05,347 --> 00:17:07,858
I understand.
379
00:17:07,883 --> 00:17:11,095
Why are you so understanding
of his flaws, but not mine?
380
00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:13,330
'Cause he's my son,
and you're just an amoral prick.
381
00:17:13,355 --> 00:17:16,100
Oh, I-I may be
an unconventional parent,
382
00:17:16,125 --> 00:17:18,202
and father does not always
know best,
383
00:17:18,227 --> 00:17:21,338
but--but my heart
is in the right place, you know.
384
00:17:21,363 --> 00:17:22,773
I see a problem,
I try to fix it.
385
00:17:22,798 --> 00:17:25,342
Levon was a virgin,
that was bugging him.
386
00:17:25,367 --> 00:17:26,777
He's no longer a virgin.
387
00:17:26,802 --> 00:17:28,913
I remedied that shit, but you,
388
00:17:28,938 --> 00:17:30,581
you're a bigger problem,
because you're--
389
00:17:30,606 --> 00:17:32,082
you're running away
from your dream.
390
00:17:32,107 --> 00:17:33,884
Why?
'Cause you're scared.
391
00:17:33,909 --> 00:17:35,920
- Oh, I'm not scared, no.
- Yes, you are scared, you are.
392
00:17:35,945 --> 00:17:37,354
I just don't like
what's happened
393
00:17:37,379 --> 00:17:38,556
ever since you've come
into our lives,
394
00:17:38,581 --> 00:17:40,024
and I don't want a job
395
00:17:40,049 --> 00:17:41,692
just 'cause some guy
wants to fuck me.
396
00:17:41,717 --> 00:17:44,295
Everybody wants to fuck you!
Get used to it.
397
00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:45,729
That's your lot in life.
398
00:17:45,754 --> 00:17:47,932
"Oh, woe is me!
Everybody wants to fuck me."
399
00:17:47,957 --> 00:17:50,267
You think this place is
any different from a TV show?
400
00:17:50,292 --> 00:17:52,303
Dr. Dan has designs on you too,
you know!
401
00:17:52,328 --> 00:17:54,104
No, what are you talking about?
402
00:17:54,129 --> 00:17:55,940
Yeah, he wants to make you his
busty, blonde hygienist bride.
403
00:17:55,965 --> 00:17:58,642
- That's ridiculous.
- It's not ridiculous, Julia.
404
00:17:58,667 --> 00:18:02,046
Oh, Dr. Dan.
Not you too.
405
00:18:02,071 --> 00:18:04,114
I'm afraid so, Julia,
but you can't pretend
406
00:18:04,139 --> 00:18:05,549
that you don't feel it.
407
00:18:05,574 --> 00:18:07,284
Feel what, exactly?
408
00:18:07,309 --> 00:18:09,653
Wha--
409
00:18:09,678 --> 00:18:11,055
The flow of energy between us.
410
00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:12,957
I really love working for you.
411
00:18:12,982 --> 00:18:14,458
Yes, but it's more than that.
412
00:18:14,483 --> 00:18:17,261
It's the electricity
that comes from...
413
00:18:17,286 --> 00:18:19,296
knowing you've found
your soul mate.
414
00:18:19,321 --> 00:18:20,822
Ah.
415
00:18:22,925 --> 00:18:25,469
Oh, God, we never even
went on a date.
416
00:18:25,494 --> 00:18:28,672
I wasn't prepared for this
to happen today, Julia,
417
00:18:28,697 --> 00:18:31,108
but seems this moment
wants to be seized.
418
00:18:31,133 --> 00:18:35,679
So here in front of my patients
and my staff,
419
00:18:35,704 --> 00:18:39,850
I vow to provide you
with the most wonderful life.
420
00:18:39,875 --> 00:18:44,021
- Girl...
- Happy wife, happy life.
421
00:18:44,046 --> 00:18:46,056
Dude, you are not
proposing to my mom right now.
422
00:18:46,081 --> 00:18:47,391
This is not cool.
Mom,
423
00:18:47,416 --> 00:18:48,616
don't you dare say yes to him.
424
00:18:48,617 --> 00:18:49,927
Julia, let me take care of you.
425
00:18:49,952 --> 00:18:51,629
Let me ease your burden.
426
00:18:51,654 --> 00:18:53,815
I know being a single mother
has taken its toll on you,
427
00:18:53,822 --> 00:18:56,133
and it's robbed you of
your youth, if not your beauty.
428
00:18:56,158 --> 00:18:57,601
- Oh!
- I know Levon,
429
00:18:57,626 --> 00:19:00,070
he presents
a great many challenges,
430
00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:02,139
but I do believe
in time I can learn
431
00:19:02,164 --> 00:19:04,041
to love him
as if he were my own.
432
00:19:04,066 --> 00:19:07,211
He's already got someone
learning to do that, this guy!
433
00:19:07,236 --> 00:19:09,480
Yeah, I already have a father,
and he's not a fucking creeper!
434
00:19:09,505 --> 00:19:11,749
Hey, watch your language, son.
435
00:19:11,774 --> 00:19:16,044
I will not tolerate
that kind of talk in my home!
436
00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:19,490
I don't blame you, though.
437
00:19:19,515 --> 00:19:22,660
It's obvious you just need
a positive male role model.
438
00:19:22,685 --> 00:19:23,661
Oh!
439
00:19:23,686 --> 00:19:24,662
- Honey!
- Oh, yeah.
440
00:19:24,687 --> 00:19:26,296
Levon!
441
00:19:27,756 --> 00:19:29,600
You chubby, little
fuckin' asshole!
442
00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:31,435
Hey, don't
talk to my son like--
443
00:19:31,460 --> 00:19:34,505
- Oh! Oh, my gosh!
444
00:19:36,432 --> 00:19:38,475
My tooth!
445
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:41,311
You broke my fuckin' tooth!
You're a goddamn animal!
446
00:19:41,336 --> 00:19:44,014
That's right, motha-fucka!
447
00:19:44,039 --> 00:19:45,249
- I still got it.
- Way to go, dad.
448
00:19:45,274 --> 00:19:46,554
I still got it.
I still got it.
449
00:19:53,182 --> 00:19:55,559
Look what I found.
450
00:19:55,584 --> 00:19:58,996
Julia!
Have you had a change of heart?
451
00:19:59,021 --> 00:20:00,731
I'm in, I'm all in.
452
00:20:00,756 --> 00:20:05,135
Music to my ears.
Gang bang averted, kids.
453
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,904
Yes!
454
00:20:06,929 --> 00:20:08,105
I fuckin' love gang bangs.
455
00:20:08,130 --> 00:20:09,339
- Thank God.
- Bam.
456
00:20:09,364 --> 00:20:10,644
I had some notes on the script,
457
00:20:10,666 --> 00:20:11,946
some thoughts
about my character.
458
00:20:11,967 --> 00:20:14,144
- What do you--
- What kind of thoughts?
459
00:20:14,169 --> 00:20:15,779
Thank you very much, Hank.
460
00:20:15,804 --> 00:20:18,282
- I really appreciate it.
- It was the least I could do.
461
00:20:18,307 --> 00:20:21,085
And, well, maybe I was
withholding a little bit
462
00:20:21,110 --> 00:20:23,754
about the writing.
You did a good job.
463
00:20:23,779 --> 00:20:25,589
- Oh.
- You did a really good job.
464
00:20:25,614 --> 00:20:27,324
- Not like Hugh?
- Not like Hugh.
465
00:20:27,349 --> 00:20:29,593
Thank goodness.
466
00:20:29,618 --> 00:20:30,861
- What?
- Don't forget
467
00:20:30,886 --> 00:20:32,429
- what we talked about.
- Oh, oh, yeah.
468
00:20:32,454 --> 00:20:33,931
Levon was a big help today.
469
00:20:33,956 --> 00:20:35,332
In fact, I couldn't have
done it without him,
470
00:20:35,357 --> 00:20:37,468
and we were wondering
if maybe he could
471
00:20:37,493 --> 00:20:39,436
audition for a small part
at some point.
472
00:20:39,461 --> 00:20:40,938
- Yeah.
- You know, just read for it.
473
00:20:40,963 --> 00:20:42,306
What do you think?
474
00:20:42,331 --> 00:20:43,707
Didn't you call in sick today?
475
00:20:43,732 --> 00:20:45,809
- Yeah.
- Well, he needed a "me" day.
476
00:20:45,834 --> 00:20:48,479
Uh-huh, and you fucked
in my pool.
477
00:20:48,504 --> 00:20:52,049
Mm, yeah, I'm-I'm--
I am really sorry about that.
478
00:20:52,074 --> 00:20:55,543
It was kind of a--
like, a bucket list thing.
479
00:20:57,579 --> 00:20:59,990
Um, yeah,
you can read for something.
480
00:21:00,015 --> 00:21:02,459
- Awesome.
- At some point, maybe.
481
00:21:02,484 --> 00:21:04,128
- Say thank you.
- Oh, thank you so much.
482
00:21:04,153 --> 00:21:05,863
- Look him in the eye.
- You will not regret it, sir.
483
00:21:05,888 --> 00:21:08,031
- All right.
- Don't mention it.
484
00:21:08,056 --> 00:21:10,124
Welcome back.
485
00:21:11,827 --> 00:21:13,971
I'm confused if this was
the same day as that,
486
00:21:13,996 --> 00:21:16,039
- or a different time.
- The same day.
487
00:21:16,064 --> 00:21:19,309
Hey, Marcy, hey.
You remember Krull, right?
488
00:21:19,334 --> 00:21:20,978
'Ello, missus.
489
00:21:21,003 --> 00:21:23,313
What the fuck is he doing here?
490
00:21:23,338 --> 00:21:27,417
Um, why are you being so rude
to a guest in our home?
491
00:21:27,442 --> 00:21:30,754
Um, because the last time
this guest was in our home,
492
00:21:30,779 --> 00:21:32,356
he asked me to give him suction.
493
00:21:32,381 --> 00:21:35,092
Ah, okay.
Well, ahem...
494
00:21:35,117 --> 00:21:39,363
it wasn't exactly our home
at that time, if you recall.
495
00:21:39,388 --> 00:21:41,365
Yeah, and the last time
I was here,
496
00:21:41,390 --> 00:21:43,367
Atticus was eating
a chocolate bar
497
00:21:43,392 --> 00:21:44,601
out your front bottom.
498
00:21:44,626 --> 00:21:48,438
- Jesus.
- Well, he was, actually, Marcy.
499
00:21:48,463 --> 00:21:52,009
Uh, Charlie, I need to speak
with you for a moment.
500
00:21:52,034 --> 00:21:54,044
Won't you please excuse us?
501
00:21:54,069 --> 00:21:56,880
Be right back, Krull.
Just a second.
502
00:21:56,905 --> 00:21:58,615
We're having
a business meeting in there.
503
00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:00,250
I know.
504
00:22:00,275 --> 00:22:01,585
- Wasn't a social hour.
- Listen, listen, listen.
505
00:22:01,610 --> 00:22:04,354
What if I told you
I know how we can
506
00:22:04,379 --> 00:22:06,857
get out from under our
current financial crisis?
507
00:22:06,882 --> 00:22:09,660
I do too!
Krull has a memoir.
508
00:22:09,685 --> 00:22:11,695
He has the most incredible
stories, Marcy,
509
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:13,697
he's been
a rock and roll butler!
510
00:22:13,722 --> 00:22:15,432
I can sell that shit!
I know I can.
511
00:22:15,457 --> 00:22:16,733
For how much?
512
00:22:16,758 --> 00:22:19,436
Mmm... probably not so much,
513
00:22:19,461 --> 00:22:21,505
but for something, you know?
514
00:22:21,530 --> 00:22:22,906
You know, something--
enough to put us
515
00:22:22,931 --> 00:22:24,541
back on the road to Wellville.
516
00:22:24,566 --> 00:22:30,047
Okay.
What if I told you I know how
517
00:22:30,072 --> 00:22:34,284
we could make a million dollars?
518
00:22:34,309 --> 00:22:36,086
You been talking to Stu.
519
00:22:36,111 --> 00:22:37,621
How did you know?
520
00:22:37,646 --> 00:22:39,289
Because he made me
the same offer.
521
00:22:39,314 --> 00:22:40,691
Why didn't you tell me?
522
00:22:40,716 --> 00:22:42,793
Because it's disgusting, Marcy!
523
00:22:42,818 --> 00:22:44,528
And crazy, and not at all
524
00:22:44,553 --> 00:22:46,396
how human beings
are supposed to behave!
525
00:22:46,421 --> 00:22:48,232
That's bullshit, Charlie!
526
00:22:48,257 --> 00:22:50,701
If a client gets an offer,
you fucking bring it to them!
527
00:22:50,726 --> 00:22:53,604
I'm not your fucking pimp,
Marcy.
528
00:22:53,629 --> 00:22:57,207
Okay, look,
I was pissed when he first
529
00:22:57,232 --> 00:22:58,976
- told me about it, okay?
- Yeah.
530
00:22:59,001 --> 00:23:01,378
But when I was driving home,
I started to think about it,
531
00:23:01,403 --> 00:23:03,080
and I thought,
"What is the big fucking deal?
532
00:23:03,105 --> 00:23:05,249
I fucked that guy, like,
1,000 times."
533
00:23:05,274 --> 00:23:08,218
You're not
supposed to do it again!
534
00:23:08,243 --> 00:23:10,787
It's--it's--
it's against human nature.
535
00:23:10,812 --> 00:23:13,180
Why?
536
00:23:15,284 --> 00:23:17,327
What if you enjoy it?
537
00:23:17,352 --> 00:23:19,730
Well...
538
00:23:19,755 --> 00:23:23,834
I probably will, to some extent,
539
00:23:23,859 --> 00:23:28,705
but I don't love him, Charlie.
I love you.
540
00:23:28,730 --> 00:23:32,542
Okay?
I don't think I ever loved Stu.
541
00:23:32,567 --> 00:23:37,381
I liked being loved by him,
and it--it felt good
542
00:23:37,406 --> 00:23:39,816
after all the stupid shit
that we've been through,
543
00:23:39,841 --> 00:23:43,420
and if the guy wants to stick it
in me for a million bucks,
544
00:23:43,445 --> 00:23:46,256
and that million bucks keeps us
afloat for years to come,
545
00:23:46,281 --> 00:23:50,427
baby, what is
the big fucking deal?
546
00:23:50,452 --> 00:23:53,964
I guess when you
put it like that--
547
00:23:53,989 --> 00:23:55,132
Okay, are you--
548
00:23:55,157 --> 00:23:56,967
I am!
549
00:23:58,260 --> 00:24:00,304
- Why?
- I don't know.
550
00:24:00,329 --> 00:24:03,407
I guess it's all this talk
of illicit sex, or something.
551
00:24:03,432 --> 00:24:06,410
- Okay, come on, let's go.
- Where?
552
00:24:06,435 --> 00:24:08,512
To Fucky Town.
Come on!
553
00:24:08,537 --> 00:24:10,981
This is too weird, Marcy.
We're talking about you
554
00:24:11,006 --> 00:24:13,083
fucking another guy for money.
555
00:24:13,108 --> 00:24:15,485
Ours is not to reason why,
Charlie,
556
00:24:15,510 --> 00:24:17,788
ours is to take advantage
of that hard thing
557
00:24:17,813 --> 00:24:19,589
and fuck it.
Come here.
558
00:24:19,614 --> 00:24:22,693
Okay, God.
559
00:24:24,319 --> 00:24:26,129
Okay.
560
00:24:26,154 --> 00:24:27,431
Oh, yeah.
561
00:24:27,456 --> 00:24:29,266
Not too fast. Okay.
562
00:24:29,291 --> 00:24:31,201
Yes! Baby!
563
00:24:34,162 --> 00:24:36,306
Ohh!
564
00:24:36,331 --> 00:24:37,374
- No.
- Oh.
565
00:24:37,399 --> 00:24:39,509
Ohh.
566
00:24:39,534 --> 00:24:41,211
Uhh.
567
00:24:41,236 --> 00:24:44,114
- This is so fucked up.
- Yeah.
568
00:24:44,139 --> 00:24:45,415
But it's kinda hot, though.
569
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:46,974
I'll say.
570
00:24:55,317 --> 00:24:57,127
Hey, come on.
571
00:24:57,152 --> 00:24:59,863
Not in front of your mother.
572
00:24:59,888 --> 00:25:02,799
All right, I'm going to bed.
I'm fucking baked.
573
00:25:02,824 --> 00:25:05,936
- Good night, mom.
- Good night, baby.
574
00:25:05,961 --> 00:25:07,371
Good night, dad.
575
00:25:07,396 --> 00:25:08,538
Whoa.
576
00:25:08,563 --> 00:25:09,806
- We're kissing now?
- Yeah.
577
00:25:09,831 --> 00:25:11,875
- Whatevs.
- Okay, love you guys.
578
00:25:11,900 --> 00:25:14,878
Love you, baby.
579
00:25:17,139 --> 00:25:19,716
Oh, look at him.
He's so happy.
580
00:25:19,741 --> 00:25:22,452
Why wouldn't he be happy?
581
00:25:22,477 --> 00:25:26,456
His mom is happy,
Dr. Dick is out of the pic.
582
00:25:26,481 --> 00:25:28,025
He's stoned.
583
00:25:28,050 --> 00:25:29,993
Order has been restored
to his universe.
584
00:25:30,018 --> 00:25:31,395
Mm.
585
00:25:31,420 --> 00:25:33,530
Thanks for never taking no
for an answer.
586
00:25:33,555 --> 00:25:36,166
It's what I do.
587
00:25:36,191 --> 00:25:40,837
- I should go.
- Mmm, don't go.
588
00:25:40,862 --> 00:25:44,307
- Why not?
- Well...
589
00:25:44,332 --> 00:25:46,910
you've ingested enough whiskey
and weed to stun a horse.
590
00:25:46,935 --> 00:25:50,004
Oh, yeah.
That is true, there's that.
591
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:53,850
- You know...
- Mm?
592
00:25:53,875 --> 00:25:55,318
You were right.
593
00:25:55,343 --> 00:25:58,155
I'm always right.
What was I right about?
594
00:25:58,180 --> 00:26:02,225
I'm scared, but I'm not scared
about acting or not acting.
595
00:26:02,250 --> 00:26:04,561
I'm scared about having feelings
for you again.
596
00:26:07,389 --> 00:26:09,199
'Cause he's so happy
having you in his life,
597
00:26:09,224 --> 00:26:12,335
and seeing him happy
makes me happy.
598
00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:14,171
It just reminds me of a time
599
00:26:14,196 --> 00:26:16,907
before everything
got so fucking serious.
600
00:26:16,932 --> 00:26:19,543
You're just as funny and cute
as you ever were.
601
00:26:19,568 --> 00:26:22,179
I know.
It's really unfair
602
00:26:22,204 --> 00:26:23,713
to be this charming, isn't it?
603
00:26:23,738 --> 00:26:26,216
I'm like--I'm like
a bioterrorist of love.
604
00:26:27,776 --> 00:26:29,219
Or not.
605
00:26:29,244 --> 00:26:31,354
- Shut up.
- Yeah, I'm gonna shut up.
606
00:26:31,379 --> 00:26:33,380
I'm gonna shut up.
607
00:26:35,650 --> 00:26:38,452
- You know what this calls for?
- What?
608
00:26:42,724 --> 00:26:44,868
- Tickle fight!
- Oh, no! Not that, no!
609
00:26:44,893 --> 00:26:46,169
Yeah, oh, yeah.
610
00:26:46,194 --> 00:26:47,838
I'm too ticklish!
Stop it!
611
00:26:47,863 --> 00:26:50,273
Your tits are too big,
I can't get to your armpits,
612
00:26:50,298 --> 00:26:51,708
they're blocked!
613
00:26:51,733 --> 00:26:54,211
- Pbbt!
- Oh, my God!
614
00:26:54,236 --> 00:26:56,079
Stop it!
615
00:26:57,606 --> 00:26:59,549
That's so weird!
616
00:27:05,747 --> 00:27:06,923
Mmm.
617
00:27:06,948 --> 00:27:10,927
♪ You're shining down on me ♪
618
00:27:10,952 --> 00:27:12,863
Didn't we say
that was a bad idea
619
00:27:12,888 --> 00:27:15,065
and that we shouldn't
do that again?
620
00:27:15,090 --> 00:27:16,600
- Yeah.
- Yeah, we did.
621
00:27:16,625 --> 00:27:19,603
All right, I'm gonna--
I'm gonna go.
622
00:27:19,628 --> 00:27:21,571
No, I'm gonna--
I'm gonna take a cab.
623
00:27:21,596 --> 00:27:25,408
I'm sorry, but
I'm not taking no for an answer.
624
00:27:25,433 --> 00:27:31,448
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625
00:27:33,975 --> 00:27:41,124
♪ Why don't we go and
take a walk down the street? ♪
626
00:27:43,552 --> 00:27:51,535
♪ meet some friends
and then find some "e" ♪