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Fuck off.
Go away.
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Previously,
on Californication...
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And what's this big fan
gonna do with me?
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Hey, you, I'm somebody's mother.
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You're not mine, love.
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This is Chris.
He's in my yoga class.
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Bye.
Bye, now.
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My dick isn't working.
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I can't make sweet love
to my wife.
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You have another family!
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The bottom has just officially
dropped out of our relationship!
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I have a proposal for you.
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I want to sleep with Marcy
again.
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What is wrong with you?
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I don't know.
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- What the fuck?
- I'm so grateful to you
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for giving me an acting job,
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but if the job comes
with strings attached,
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then I cannot
and will not do it.
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I'm broke, Hank.
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The kind of broke that forces
a man to do something desperate.
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Nikki, I'm paying you
very good money
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to be my date tonight.
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I just wanted to make
a little extra cash.
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He said that Hank
would take care of it.
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You got him a hooker?
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We never should've moved
to L.A.
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Oh, that's so good.
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Oh, my God, that's so good.
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- Ohh, yes.
- Yeah, I love it
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when you you pull--
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- Ugh, you again?
- Hello, Hank?
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- What the fuck is this?
- None of your business!
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I'm not sure
that's entirely true, Karen.
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What--what are you
doing here?
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That's none of your
fucking business.
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- Okay, let's get out.
- No, hey, if you must know,
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I came by to give you
an ounce or two of satisfaction.
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Julia found out
about the whole hooker thing,
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and she was most displeased.
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She slapped me, hard.
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Good for her.
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I also came by to give you this.
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- What the fuck is this?
- I got paid for my episode,
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and I thought you might need
a little moolah.
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I don't see you working
very much,
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and even when you are,
you're just working
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on your little sketches
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and playing
with your little models,
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and that can't be
very lucrative.
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What the fuck are you doing?
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You cannot buy my forgiveness.
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Not trying to buy
anything, Karen,
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least of all your forgiveness.
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I haven't done anything wrong!
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Could you leave, please?
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Well, I would, but I don't feel
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like we've settled anything
here, you know?
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There is nothing
to settle, Hank.
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Hank, I believe the lady
asked you to leave.
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Oh, do not start with me,
yoga man.
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You are very rude, Hank.
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- Oh, I'm rude?
- He's rude. Very rude.
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I'm rude?
I'm onto your shtick.
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I know what you do.
You prey on all these
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heartbroken, horny
Westside women.
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Um, this Westside woman
is not heartbroken.
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Oh? I notice you didn't say
"not horny," Karen.
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You know what they call that?
That's a sin of omission.
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Let's go.
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Hey, don't get handsy
with me, bro.
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You need to leave.
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Ow!
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Ow!
Fuck, that hurt!
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- Yeah.
- Agh!
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That's right.
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That happened.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Mmm, mmm.
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Did you get in a fight?
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Shut up.
Where's Levon?
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Oh, he called in sick today.
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- Where's Rath?
- He's eating in his office.
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Is that normal?
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Only when he's seriously
pissed off about something.
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Has he given you notes yet?
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No, radio silence.
Is that normal?
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Happens to me all the time.
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Sometimes, he doesn't say
anything at all...
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and then rewrites every word.
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Maybe he just
doesn't like your writing.
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No, no, no,
he loves my writing.
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- Oh.
- Bullshit.
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He hates your writing.
He says that out loud.
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That's really mean, Alonzo.
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It's not me saying it.
I don't hate your writing.
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I hate your writing.
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Sit and spin, Terry.
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Sit and spin.
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Wait, I like your writing,
sweetie,
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when you're not trying too hard
to be cool.
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- Ooh!
- Which is a lot.
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Stop looking at me like that.
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Ooh.
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Page one rewrite.
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- Oh, no.
- Jesus, that bad?
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I may not be happy with you
right now, Hank,
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for a variety
of damn good reasons,
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but I'm too much
of a professional
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to let that shit
influence the read.
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The writing's fine.
Little smart-alecky, maybe,
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like you're trying too hard
to be cool
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like fuckin' Hugh over there.
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Whoa, well,
that is the meanest thing
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anybody's ever said to me.
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But here's the real problem:
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I just got off the phone
with Julia.
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She doesn't want the part.
We don't have time to recast.
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This is a fucking
thread-puller.
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Without her, the whole story
falls apart,
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so cancel your plans,
'cause we're staying in tonight.
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Gang bang! Ooh! Ooh!
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- Hi.
- What are you doing here?
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Came here to try and talk
some sense into you, woman.
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Hmm.
Yeah, I think
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you just don't want
to rewrite your script.
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You enjoying the view, pal?
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Behave yourself, Lou.
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It's not about
not rewriting a script.
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It's about me trying
to prevent you
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- from not chasing your dreams.
- Mm.
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I don't want you to look back
and have any regrets.
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Oh, I have regrets.
I have tons of regrets.
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I'm trying to minimize
those regrets
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by not being around you,
or Rick Rath or Hashtag Black.
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You're all crazy people.
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I knew it was too good
to be true.
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Nobody ever does anything decent
for another person
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without wanting something
in return,
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- especially a guy.
- Wow.
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Hello, hello.
What's all this?
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It's Levon's dad.
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So this is Levon's father.
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Yeah, well, there hasn't been
a test or anything yet,
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but I am proceeding
as though I am, yes.
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Dr. Daniel Allen, DDS.
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- You can call me Dr. Dan.
- If I must.
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Nice to meet you, Dental Dan.
Hank.
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Uh, let me handle this, Julia.
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Will you step into my office,
Hank?
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Well, I've been eager
to meet you, Hank.
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- You have?
- Yes, I have.
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Why?
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Well, because Julia means
a great deal to this office,
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Hank, and, um...
from what I gather,
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you are a serious threat
to her happiness and well-being,
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which is ultimately
a serious threat
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to my happiness
and well-being.
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You have designs on her,
don't you?
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I don't know
what you're insinuating.
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I'm insinuating that you're
one horny fuckin' dentist,
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- Dr. Dan.
- Well,
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I am quite fond of her,
if that's what you mean.
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Of course.
She's quite fond-able.
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All right.
You know, I, um...
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I didn't want to be an astronaut
when I grew up, Hank.
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I didn't want to play
for the Yankees.
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Not me,
I wanted to be a dentist,
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and I wanted to marry
a busty, blonde hygienist.
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- Oh, my.
- When Julia walked in my office
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that very first time,
I knew she was the one.
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Is she aware of her role
in your manifest destiny?
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Well, we haven't discussed it
per se, but...
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- chemistry is quite palpable.
- Oh.
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We are very good
for one another, we're a team.
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Isn't that the very definition
of a great relationship,
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teamwork?
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I thought it was laughter,
hot sex,
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and the occasional Dutch oven.
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At least that's
what my grandma always said.
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Yeah.
Look, don't--
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just please don't
get her hopes up
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with this acting hoo-ha,
Hank, all right?
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It's cruel.
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I'm--look, I'm glad
we had this talk.
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Oh, me too, Dr. Dan,
me fuckin' too.
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Hey, you do me a favor?
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Just stay away
from the office, okay?
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We're all about preserving
smiles here,
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you know, "Miles of Smiles."
That's my motto.
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You got it?
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- Yeah, I got it.
- Okay.
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♪ Regrets, I've had a few ♪
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♪ but then again
too few to mention ♪
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Oh, thank you very much.
My lunch today.
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♪ I saw it though
without exemption ♪
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Krull?
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Hey, how's it going, Churchill?
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What are you doing here?
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What's it look like
I'm doing here?
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Wh-why aren't you on the road
with Atticus right now?
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Eh, I've retired.
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I drove Hank back
to see his lady,
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and I found myself
not wanting to turn around
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and go back on the road
with that fucking nut case.
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I've had enough, pal.
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Been 'round the world
too many times,
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too many lunatics.
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Hank inspired me to look up
the love of me own life.
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- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
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That's fantastic.
How'd that work out for you?
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Not so great.
Turns out she's dead.
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Ah... bummer.
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Yeah, how'd it work out
for Hank?
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Not so great, yeah.
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I mean, she's alive
and everything,
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but, uh, tsk,
wasn't so keen on rekindling.
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It's a long story.
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Oh, well.
Time to relax.
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Time to work on me motorbikes
and me memoirs.
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I bet you've seen
some shit, huh, Krull?
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Oh, I've seen some shit
all right, mate.
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The dirty life and times
of a rock and roll butler.
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Yeah? Who is it
you've worked for?
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- Well, Atticus, obviously.
- Obviously.
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Let's see, now.
Bowie, Stones, Bad Company,
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Hendrix, Paul McCartney, Ringo,
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Fleetwood Mac, the Eagles.
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Wow.
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Pistols, Motorhead, Motley Crue,
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Clapton, Sabbath, Ozzy.
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Jesus, that's gonna be
some fuckin' memoir!
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It's a storied life, gov.
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Have you written any of it down?
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Yeah, all of it,
stacks of pages.
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I don't think
I'm much of a writer, though.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'll be the judge of that.
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Are there some pages
I could look at?
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Sure, I suppose.
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Cool, let's go.
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- What, now?
- Mm-hmm!
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I'm bleedin' working.
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There's no time
like the present, Krull.
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What are you doing?
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I don't know.
Really needed a "me" day.
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- You did, did ya?
- Yeah.
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It's fucked up around here
right now.
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Mom's all pissed, she's talking
about moving back to New York.
249
00:11:12,769 --> 00:11:15,113
- Mm.
- Thinks I've lost my morals.
250
00:11:15,138 --> 00:11:16,648
She doesn't realize
I never really had any
251
00:11:16,673 --> 00:11:18,950
in the first place.
252
00:11:18,975 --> 00:11:20,452
Mm.
253
00:11:20,477 --> 00:11:22,320
I gotta convince her
to do this thing,
254
00:11:22,345 --> 00:11:24,623
and when I say "I,"
I mean "we."
255
00:11:24,648 --> 00:11:26,958
She doesn't want to do it.
She thinks show business
256
00:11:26,983 --> 00:11:29,060
is all fucked up
and corruptive and shit.
257
00:11:29,085 --> 00:11:30,896
She's right.
258
00:11:30,921 --> 00:11:32,497
She doesn't even want me
to work for the show anymore.
259
00:11:32,522 --> 00:11:35,834
She thinks you're
a bad influence on me.
260
00:11:35,859 --> 00:11:38,803
- I am.
- It's cool, though.
261
00:11:38,828 --> 00:11:40,906
If she decides to pack it up
and move back home,
262
00:11:40,931 --> 00:11:43,241
- I'll just move in with you.
- What?
263
00:11:43,266 --> 00:11:45,076
Yeah, I'll move in with you,
at Charlie's,
264
00:11:45,101 --> 00:11:48,103
or we'll get our own place.
How fucking cool would that be?
265
00:11:51,441 --> 00:11:55,253
Here. Here.
266
00:12:01,618 --> 00:12:03,461
Ooh.
267
00:12:03,486 --> 00:12:06,631
That Dr. Dan
is a real fuckin' creeper.
268
00:12:06,656 --> 00:12:08,800
I hate that fuckin' guy.
269
00:12:08,825 --> 00:12:10,435
He's always staring
at mom's tits,
270
00:12:10,460 --> 00:12:12,771
trying to be buddies with me.
I call him Dr. Dick.
271
00:12:12,796 --> 00:12:15,507
Oh, well played.
272
00:12:15,532 --> 00:12:16,841
Mom gets real mad, though.
273
00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:18,176
She says I have to respect
my elders,
274
00:12:18,201 --> 00:12:19,644
but that guy creeps me
the fuck out.
275
00:12:19,669 --> 00:12:21,947
Yeah.
We gotta do something.
276
00:12:21,972 --> 00:12:24,373
Yeah, we do, definitely.
277
00:12:30,747 --> 00:12:35,026
Eh, well,
tomorrow's another day, right?
278
00:12:35,051 --> 00:12:37,963
This is really cool,
smoking weed with you, and shit.
279
00:12:37,988 --> 00:12:39,664
- Get up, we gotta go.
- What?
280
00:12:39,689 --> 00:12:42,534
Yeah, you got a toothache,
you gotta see the dentist.
281
00:12:42,559 --> 00:12:44,269
I'm not going anywhere,
I'm high as fuck right now.
282
00:12:44,294 --> 00:12:46,204
That's why you called in sick
today, the bad tooth.
283
00:12:46,229 --> 00:12:47,339
- Come on.
- I did?
284
00:12:47,364 --> 00:12:48,673
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
285
00:12:53,837 --> 00:12:55,580
But he's so sad
without you, missus.
286
00:12:55,605 --> 00:12:57,215
I know, I know, Irma,
287
00:12:57,240 --> 00:12:59,317
but he let some c-list skank
blow him.
288
00:12:59,342 --> 00:13:02,087
- What was I supposed to do?
- Nada, he's just a man.
289
00:13:02,112 --> 00:13:04,089
His pene grande
make him do stupid things.
290
00:13:04,114 --> 00:13:06,157
You come back?
291
00:13:06,182 --> 00:13:07,392
You put perfect?
292
00:13:09,285 --> 00:13:13,198
Marcy, is that you?
293
00:13:13,223 --> 00:13:15,233
Please tell me
you're not a mirage!
294
00:13:15,258 --> 00:13:17,502
What's the deal
with the hookers, Stu?
295
00:13:17,527 --> 00:13:19,404
Ooh, you find out about that.
296
00:13:19,429 --> 00:13:23,008
Uh, yeah, you sent one of them
to me to get her snatch waxed.
297
00:13:23,033 --> 00:13:24,609
- Hello.
- Oh, yeah, that's right.
298
00:13:24,634 --> 00:13:26,678
I did put in a good word
for you.
299
00:13:26,703 --> 00:13:28,747
I thought maybe
you could use the biz.
300
00:13:28,772 --> 00:13:33,284
Well, thanks for your concern
over my financial well-being,
301
00:13:33,309 --> 00:13:37,756
but why are you banging hookers
all of a sudden?
302
00:13:37,781 --> 00:13:40,058
Well...
303
00:13:40,083 --> 00:13:42,027
I don't want to be
in a relationship
304
00:13:42,052 --> 00:13:44,129
with anyone, Marcy.
305
00:13:44,154 --> 00:13:46,297
- You broke my heart.
- I broke--
306
00:13:46,322 --> 00:13:48,533
you broke my heart.
You cheated on me.
307
00:13:48,558 --> 00:13:50,568
Oh!
Two very rough
308
00:13:50,593 --> 00:13:53,705
and toothy blowjobs, Marcy,
not silky like yours.
309
00:13:53,730 --> 00:13:56,508
The orgasms were painful.
310
00:13:56,533 --> 00:13:58,843
It was like cumming
into a broken beer bottle.
311
00:13:58,868 --> 00:14:01,379
Oy! I don't want to get
into this shit with you, Stu.
312
00:14:01,404 --> 00:14:03,181
Well, you know I have my needs.
313
00:14:03,206 --> 00:14:04,783
Yeah, I know
all about your needs,
314
00:14:04,808 --> 00:14:07,752
- you're fucking insatiable.
- Yeah, well, well,
315
00:14:07,777 --> 00:14:11,890
you have got to get the toxins
out, Marcy, somehow, some way.
316
00:14:11,915 --> 00:14:13,725
It's the only thing
that'll clear a man's head.
317
00:14:13,750 --> 00:14:15,960
And so no muss, no fuss.
318
00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:19,130
You know,
it's a very honest transaction,
319
00:14:19,155 --> 00:14:21,900
and it is
an incredible business.
320
00:14:21,925 --> 00:14:23,735
I mean, they make so much money.
321
00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:25,704
Yeah, well, you're doing TV now.
322
00:14:25,729 --> 00:14:27,129
I guess it was only
a matter of time
323
00:14:27,130 --> 00:14:28,907
before you got
into prostitution.
324
00:14:28,932 --> 00:14:32,577
Well, that is low, Marcy,
and it is completely unfounded.
325
00:14:32,602 --> 00:14:35,404
When is the last time
you saw a good movie?
326
00:14:36,673 --> 00:14:38,550
This was a bad idea.
327
00:14:38,575 --> 00:14:41,553
- Wait, wait, wait, okay.
- Ugh.
328
00:14:41,578 --> 00:14:43,188
Why have you come here?
329
00:14:43,213 --> 00:14:47,358
I--something must have
drawn you to me.
330
00:14:47,383 --> 00:14:50,295
Okay, well,
I had this crazy idea
331
00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:52,797
that I was gonna ask you
for a loan,
332
00:14:52,822 --> 00:14:55,567
but Charlie was right.
No fucking way.
333
00:14:55,592 --> 00:14:59,270
No, no, I don't do loans, Marcy.
334
00:14:59,295 --> 00:15:02,240
But I would pay you.
335
00:15:02,265 --> 00:15:04,633
For what?
336
00:15:06,402 --> 00:15:08,980
- To have sex with me?
- Yeah.
337
00:15:09,005 --> 00:15:12,150
$1 million to be
inside of you again.
338
00:15:12,175 --> 00:15:14,819
I'm not
a fucking prostitute, Stu!
339
00:15:14,844 --> 00:15:17,913
I know, that's why
you're such a high-value target.
340
00:15:20,116 --> 00:15:25,163
Okay, so you'd seriously pay
$1 million to fuck me?
341
00:15:25,188 --> 00:15:27,756
Yeah.
342
00:15:29,425 --> 00:15:31,636
In a heartbeat.
343
00:15:31,661 --> 00:15:34,439
And it would be the most
delicious orgasm of my life,
344
00:15:34,464 --> 00:15:39,001
and all of the money would go
to my favorite charity: you.
345
00:15:40,103 --> 00:15:41,513
Jesus.
346
00:15:41,538 --> 00:15:43,081
I don't know
whether to be flattered
347
00:15:43,106 --> 00:15:44,849
or throw the fuck up.
348
00:15:44,874 --> 00:15:47,085
Or maybe you could just let me
smell you for a few minutes--
349
00:15:47,110 --> 00:15:49,254
- Okay.
- I could go pleasure myself.
350
00:15:49,279 --> 00:15:51,322
How much could I pay you
for that?
351
00:15:51,347 --> 00:15:52,757
Ew!
352
00:15:52,782 --> 00:15:55,827
You are a sad
and desperate man, Stu.
353
00:15:55,852 --> 00:15:58,830
- Blecch!
- I am.
354
00:15:58,855 --> 00:16:01,032
I fucked up!
355
00:16:01,057 --> 00:16:04,269
The palace is crumbling
without you, Marcy!
356
00:16:04,294 --> 00:16:07,296
Marcy!
357
00:16:10,233 --> 00:16:12,777
- Hello, Rhonda.
- Levon.
358
00:16:12,802 --> 00:16:15,013
Honey, are you all right?
359
00:16:15,038 --> 00:16:17,615
- I have a really bad toothache.
- Yeah.
360
00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:20,318
Real bad.
361
00:16:20,343 --> 00:16:22,954
Have either of you been
smoking marijuana?
362
00:16:24,414 --> 00:16:25,657
- No way.
- Mm, mm-mmm.
363
00:16:25,682 --> 00:16:27,058
Yo, well, how come it smells
364
00:16:27,083 --> 00:16:29,060
like a rock concert in here
all of a sudden?
365
00:16:29,085 --> 00:16:30,862
- Mm.
- Oh, no--listen,
366
00:16:30,887 --> 00:16:33,331
go brush your teeth,
your mother's gonna be furious.
367
00:16:33,356 --> 00:16:35,834
Honey, what's wrong?
368
00:16:35,859 --> 00:16:37,702
- Uh--
- It's a--it seems like
369
00:16:37,727 --> 00:16:41,239
an impacted molar situation,
but what do I know?
370
00:16:41,264 --> 00:16:42,907
- Ahh.
- Oh.
371
00:16:42,932 --> 00:16:44,576
Ahh.
372
00:16:44,601 --> 00:16:46,878
Are you sure you have
a toothache?
373
00:16:46,903 --> 00:16:48,146
Not really.
374
00:16:48,171 --> 00:16:49,747
- Oh.
- Hank made me say it.
375
00:16:49,772 --> 00:16:52,417
Asshole.
376
00:16:52,442 --> 00:16:53,718
Have you been smoking pot?
377
00:16:53,743 --> 00:16:57,655
Yeah, I kinda needed a "me" day.
378
00:16:57,680 --> 00:17:00,191
I understand.
379
00:17:00,216 --> 00:17:03,428
Why are you so understanding
of his flaws, but not mine?
380
00:17:03,453 --> 00:17:05,663
'Cause he's my son,
and you're just an amoral prick.
381
00:17:05,688 --> 00:17:08,433
Oh, I-I may be
an unconventional parent,
382
00:17:08,458 --> 00:17:10,535
and father does not always
know best,
383
00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:13,671
but--but my heart
is in the right place, you know.
384
00:17:13,696 --> 00:17:15,106
I see a problem,
I try to fix it.
385
00:17:15,131 --> 00:17:17,675
Levon was a virgin,
that was bugging him.
386
00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:19,110
He's no longer a virgin.
387
00:17:19,135 --> 00:17:21,246
I remedied that shit, but you,
388
00:17:21,271 --> 00:17:22,914
you're a bigger problem,
because you're--
389
00:17:22,939 --> 00:17:24,415
you're running away
from your dream.
390
00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:26,217
Why?
'Cause you're scared.
391
00:17:26,242 --> 00:17:28,253
- Oh, I'm not scared, no.
- Yes, you are scared, you are.
392
00:17:28,278 --> 00:17:29,687
I just don't like
what's happened
393
00:17:29,712 --> 00:17:30,889
ever since you've come
into our lives,
394
00:17:30,914 --> 00:17:32,357
and I don't want a job
395
00:17:32,382 --> 00:17:34,025
just 'cause some guy
wants to fuck me.
396
00:17:34,050 --> 00:17:36,628
Everybody wants to fuck you!
Get used to it.
397
00:17:36,653 --> 00:17:38,062
That's your lot in life.
398
00:17:38,087 --> 00:17:40,265
"Oh, woe is me!
Everybody wants to fuck me."
399
00:17:40,290 --> 00:17:42,600
You think this place is
any different from a TV show?
400
00:17:42,625 --> 00:17:44,636
Dr. Dan has designs on you too,
you know!
401
00:17:44,661 --> 00:17:46,437
No, what are you talking about?
402
00:17:46,462 --> 00:17:48,273
Yeah, he wants to make you his
busty, blonde hygienist bride.
403
00:17:48,298 --> 00:17:50,975
- That's ridiculous.
- It's not ridiculous, Julia.
404
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:54,379
Oh, Dr. Dan.
Not you too.
405
00:17:54,404 --> 00:17:56,447
I'm afraid so, Julia,
but you can't pretend
406
00:17:56,472 --> 00:17:57,882
that you don't feel it.
407
00:17:57,907 --> 00:17:59,617
Feel what, exactly?
408
00:17:59,642 --> 00:18:01,986
Wha--
409
00:18:02,011 --> 00:18:03,388
The flow of energy between us.
410
00:18:03,413 --> 00:18:05,290
I really love working for you.
411
00:18:05,315 --> 00:18:06,791
Yes, but it's more than that.
412
00:18:06,816 --> 00:18:09,594
It's the electricity
that comes from...
413
00:18:09,619 --> 00:18:11,629
knowing you've found
your soul mate.
414
00:18:11,654 --> 00:18:13,155
Ah.
415
00:18:15,258 --> 00:18:17,802
Oh, God, we never even
went on a date.
416
00:18:17,827 --> 00:18:21,005
I wasn't prepared for this
to happen today, Julia,
417
00:18:21,030 --> 00:18:23,441
but seems this moment
wants to be seized.
418
00:18:23,466 --> 00:18:28,012
So here in front of my patients
and my staff,
419
00:18:28,037 --> 00:18:32,183
I vow to provide you
with the most wonderful life.
420
00:18:32,208 --> 00:18:36,354
- Girl...
- Happy wife, happy life.
421
00:18:36,379 --> 00:18:38,389
Dude, you are not
proposing to my mom right now.
422
00:18:38,414 --> 00:18:39,724
This is not cool.
Mom,
423
00:18:39,749 --> 00:18:40,949
don't you dare say yes to him.
424
00:18:40,950 --> 00:18:42,260
Julia, let me take care of you.
425
00:18:42,285 --> 00:18:43,962
Let me ease your burden.
426
00:18:43,987 --> 00:18:46,148
I know being a single mother
has taken its toll on you,
427
00:18:46,155 --> 00:18:48,466
and it's robbed you of
your youth, if not your beauty.
428
00:18:48,491 --> 00:18:49,934
- Oh!
- I know Levon,
429
00:18:49,959 --> 00:18:52,403
he presents
a great many challenges,
430
00:18:52,428 --> 00:18:54,472
but I do believe
in time I can learn
431
00:18:54,497 --> 00:18:56,374
to love him
as if he were my own.
432
00:18:56,399 --> 00:18:59,544
He's already got someone
learning to do that, this guy!
433
00:18:59,569 --> 00:19:01,813
Yeah, I already have a father,
and he's not a fucking creeper!
434
00:19:01,838 --> 00:19:04,082
Hey, watch your language, son.
435
00:19:04,107 --> 00:19:08,377
I will not tolerate
that kind of talk in my home!
436
00:19:10,013 --> 00:19:11,823
I don't blame you, though.
437
00:19:11,848 --> 00:19:14,993
It's obvious you just need
a positive male role model.
438
00:19:15,018 --> 00:19:15,994
Oh!
439
00:19:16,019 --> 00:19:16,995
- Honey!
- Oh, yeah.
440
00:19:17,020 --> 00:19:18,629
Levon!
441
00:19:20,089 --> 00:19:21,933
You chubby, little
fuckin' asshole!
442
00:19:21,958 --> 00:19:23,768
Hey, don't
talk to my son like--
443
00:19:23,793 --> 00:19:26,838
- Oh! Oh, my gosh!
444
00:19:28,765 --> 00:19:30,808
My tooth!
445
00:19:30,833 --> 00:19:33,644
You broke my fuckin' tooth!
You're a goddamn animal!
446
00:19:33,669 --> 00:19:36,347
That's right, motha-fucka!
447
00:19:36,372 --> 00:19:37,582
- I still got it.
- Way to go, dad.
448
00:19:37,607 --> 00:19:38,887
I still got it.
I still got it.
449
00:19:45,515 --> 00:19:47,892
Look what I found.
450
00:19:47,917 --> 00:19:51,329
Julia!
Have you had a change of heart?
451
00:19:51,354 --> 00:19:53,064
I'm in, I'm all in.
452
00:19:53,089 --> 00:19:57,468
Music to my ears.
Gang bang averted, kids.
453
00:19:57,493 --> 00:19:59,237
Yes!
454
00:19:59,262 --> 00:20:00,438
I fuckin' love gang bangs.
455
00:20:00,463 --> 00:20:01,672
- Thank God.
- Bam.
456
00:20:01,697 --> 00:20:02,977
I had some notes on the script,
457
00:20:02,999 --> 00:20:04,279
some thoughts
about my character.
458
00:20:04,300 --> 00:20:06,477
- What do you--
- What kind of thoughts?
459
00:20:06,502 --> 00:20:08,112
Thank you very much, Hank.
460
00:20:08,137 --> 00:20:10,615
- I really appreciate it.
- It was the least I could do.
461
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:13,418
And, well, maybe I was
withholding a little bit
462
00:20:13,443 --> 00:20:16,087
about the writing.
You did a good job.
463
00:20:16,112 --> 00:20:17,922
- Oh.
- You did a really good job.
464
00:20:17,947 --> 00:20:19,657
- Not like Hugh?
- Not like Hugh.
465
00:20:19,682 --> 00:20:21,926
Thank goodness.
466
00:20:21,951 --> 00:20:23,194
- What?
- Don't forget
467
00:20:23,219 --> 00:20:24,762
- what we talked about.
- Oh, oh, yeah.
468
00:20:24,787 --> 00:20:26,264
Levon was a big help today.
469
00:20:26,289 --> 00:20:27,665
In fact, I couldn't have
done it without him,
470
00:20:27,690 --> 00:20:29,801
and we were wondering
if maybe he could
471
00:20:29,826 --> 00:20:31,769
audition for a small part
at some point.
472
00:20:31,794 --> 00:20:33,271
- Yeah.
- You know, just read for it.
473
00:20:33,296 --> 00:20:34,639
What do you think?
474
00:20:34,664 --> 00:20:36,040
Didn't you call in sick today?
475
00:20:36,065 --> 00:20:38,142
- Yeah.
- Well, he needed a "me" day.
476
00:20:38,167 --> 00:20:40,812
Uh-huh, and you fucked
in my pool.
477
00:20:40,837 --> 00:20:44,382
Mm, yeah, I'm-I'm--
I am really sorry about that.
478
00:20:44,407 --> 00:20:47,876
It was kind of a--
like, a bucket list thing.
479
00:20:49,912 --> 00:20:52,323
Um, yeah,
you can read for something.
480
00:20:52,348 --> 00:20:54,792
- Awesome.
- At some point, maybe.
481
00:20:54,817 --> 00:20:56,461
- Say thank you.
- Oh, thank you so much.
482
00:20:56,486 --> 00:20:58,196
- Look him in the eye.
- You will not regret it, sir.
483
00:20:58,221 --> 00:21:00,364
- All right.
- Don't mention it.
484
00:21:00,389 --> 00:21:02,457
Welcome back.
485
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:06,304
I'm confused if this was
the same day as that,
486
00:21:06,329 --> 00:21:08,372
- or a different time.
- The same day.
487
00:21:08,397 --> 00:21:11,642
Hey, Marcy, hey.
You remember Krull, right?
488
00:21:11,667 --> 00:21:13,311
'Ello, missus.
489
00:21:13,336 --> 00:21:15,646
What the fuck is he doing here?
490
00:21:15,671 --> 00:21:19,750
Um, why are you being so rude
to a guest in our home?
491
00:21:19,775 --> 00:21:23,087
Um, because the last time
this guest was in our home,
492
00:21:23,112 --> 00:21:24,689
he asked me to give him suction.
493
00:21:24,714 --> 00:21:27,425
Ah, okay.
Well, ahem...
494
00:21:27,450 --> 00:21:31,696
it wasn't exactly our home
at that time, if you recall.
495
00:21:31,721 --> 00:21:33,698
Yeah, and the last time
I was here,
496
00:21:33,723 --> 00:21:35,700
Atticus was eating
a chocolate bar
497
00:21:35,725 --> 00:21:36,934
out your front bottom.
498
00:21:36,959 --> 00:21:40,771
- Jesus.
- Well, he was, actually, Marcy.
499
00:21:40,796 --> 00:21:44,342
Uh, Charlie, I need to speak
with you for a moment.
500
00:21:44,367 --> 00:21:46,377
Won't you please excuse us?
501
00:21:46,402 --> 00:21:49,213
Be right back, Krull.
Just a second.
502
00:21:49,238 --> 00:21:50,948
We're having
a business meeting in there.
503
00:21:50,973 --> 00:21:52,583
I know.
504
00:21:52,608 --> 00:21:53,918
- Wasn't a social hour.
- Listen, listen, listen.
505
00:21:53,943 --> 00:21:56,687
What if I told you
I know how we can
506
00:21:56,712 --> 00:21:59,190
get out from under our
current financial crisis?
507
00:21:59,215 --> 00:22:01,993
I do too!
Krull has a memoir.
508
00:22:02,018 --> 00:22:04,028
He has the most incredible
stories, Marcy,
509
00:22:04,053 --> 00:22:06,030
he's been
a rock and roll butler!
510
00:22:06,055 --> 00:22:07,765
I can sell that shit!
I know I can.
511
00:22:07,790 --> 00:22:09,066
For how much?
512
00:22:09,091 --> 00:22:11,769
Mmm... probably not so much,
513
00:22:11,794 --> 00:22:13,838
but for something, you know?
514
00:22:13,863 --> 00:22:15,239
You know, something--
enough to put us
515
00:22:15,264 --> 00:22:16,874
back on the road to Wellville.
516
00:22:16,899 --> 00:22:22,380
Okay.
What if I told you I know how
517
00:22:22,405 --> 00:22:26,617
we could make a million dollars?
518
00:22:26,642 --> 00:22:28,419
You been talking to Stu.
519
00:22:28,444 --> 00:22:29,954
How did you know?
520
00:22:29,979 --> 00:22:31,622
Because he made me
the same offer.
521
00:22:31,647 --> 00:22:33,024
Why didn't you tell me?
522
00:22:33,049 --> 00:22:35,126
Because it's disgusting, Marcy!
523
00:22:35,151 --> 00:22:36,861
And crazy, and not at all
524
00:22:36,886 --> 00:22:38,729
how human beings
are supposed to behave!
525
00:22:38,754 --> 00:22:40,565
That's bullshit, Charlie!
526
00:22:40,590 --> 00:22:43,034
If a client gets an offer,
you fucking bring it to them!
527
00:22:43,059 --> 00:22:45,937
I'm not your fucking pimp,
Marcy.
528
00:22:45,962 --> 00:22:49,540
Okay, look,
I was pissed when he first
529
00:22:49,565 --> 00:22:51,309
- told me about it, okay?
- Yeah.
530
00:22:51,334 --> 00:22:53,711
But when I was driving home,
I started to think about it,
531
00:22:53,736 --> 00:22:55,413
and I thought,
"What is the big fucking deal?
532
00:22:55,438 --> 00:22:57,582
I fucked that guy, like,
1,000 times."
533
00:22:57,607 --> 00:23:00,551
You're not
supposed to do it again!
534
00:23:00,576 --> 00:23:03,120
It's--it's--
it's against human nature.
535
00:23:03,145 --> 00:23:05,513
Why?
536
00:23:07,617 --> 00:23:09,660
What if you enjoy it?
537
00:23:09,685 --> 00:23:12,063
Well...
538
00:23:12,088 --> 00:23:16,167
I probably will, to some extent,
539
00:23:16,192 --> 00:23:21,038
but I don't love him, Charlie.
I love you.
540
00:23:21,063 --> 00:23:24,875
Okay?
I don't think I ever loved Stu.
541
00:23:24,900 --> 00:23:29,714
I liked being loved by him,
and it--it felt good
542
00:23:29,739 --> 00:23:32,149
after all the stupid shit
that we've been through,
543
00:23:32,174 --> 00:23:35,753
and if the guy wants to stick it
in me for a million bucks,
544
00:23:35,778 --> 00:23:38,589
and that million bucks keeps us
afloat for years to come,
545
00:23:38,614 --> 00:23:42,760
baby, what is
the big fucking deal?
546
00:23:42,785 --> 00:23:46,297
I guess when you
put it like that--
547
00:23:46,322 --> 00:23:47,465
Okay, are you--
548
00:23:47,490 --> 00:23:49,300
I am!
549
00:23:50,593 --> 00:23:52,637
- Why?
- I don't know.
550
00:23:52,662 --> 00:23:55,740
I guess it's all this talk
of illicit sex, or something.
551
00:23:55,765 --> 00:23:58,743
- Okay, come on, let's go.
- Where?
552
00:23:58,768 --> 00:24:00,845
To Fucky Town.
Come on!
553
00:24:00,870 --> 00:24:03,314
This is too weird, Marcy.
We're talking about you
554
00:24:03,339 --> 00:24:05,416
fucking another guy for money.
555
00:24:05,441 --> 00:24:07,818
Ours is not to reason why,
Charlie,
556
00:24:07,843 --> 00:24:10,121
ours is to take advantage
of that hard thing
557
00:24:10,146 --> 00:24:11,922
and fuck it.
Come here.
558
00:24:11,947 --> 00:24:15,026
Okay, God.
559
00:24:16,652 --> 00:24:18,462
Okay.
560
00:24:18,487 --> 00:24:19,764
Oh, yeah.
561
00:24:19,789 --> 00:24:21,599
Not too fast. Okay.
562
00:24:21,624 --> 00:24:23,534
Yes! Baby!
563
00:24:26,495 --> 00:24:28,639
Ohh!
564
00:24:28,664 --> 00:24:29,707
- No.
- Oh.
565
00:24:29,732 --> 00:24:31,842
Ohh.
566
00:24:31,867 --> 00:24:33,544
Uhh.
567
00:24:33,569 --> 00:24:36,447
- This is so fucked up.
- Yeah.
568
00:24:36,472 --> 00:24:37,748
But it's kinda hot, though.
569
00:24:37,773 --> 00:24:39,307
I'll say.
570
00:24:47,650 --> 00:24:49,460
Hey, come on.
571
00:24:49,485 --> 00:24:52,196
Not in front of your mother.
572
00:24:52,221 --> 00:24:55,132
All right, I'm going to bed.
I'm fucking baked.
573
00:24:55,157 --> 00:24:58,269
- Good night, mom.
- Good night, baby.
574
00:24:58,294 --> 00:24:59,704
Good night, dad.
575
00:24:59,729 --> 00:25:00,871
Whoa.
576
00:25:00,896 --> 00:25:02,139
- We're kissing now?
- Yeah.
577
00:25:02,164 --> 00:25:04,208
- Whatevs.
- Okay, love you guys.
578
00:25:04,233 --> 00:25:07,211
Love you, baby.
579
00:25:09,472 --> 00:25:12,049
Oh, look at him.
He's so happy.
580
00:25:12,074 --> 00:25:14,785
Why wouldn't he be happy?
581
00:25:14,810 --> 00:25:18,789
His mom is happy,
Dr. Dick is out of the pic.
582
00:25:18,814 --> 00:25:20,358
He's stoned.
583
00:25:20,383 --> 00:25:22,326
Order has been restored
to his universe.
584
00:25:22,351 --> 00:25:23,728
Mm.
585
00:25:23,753 --> 00:25:25,863
Thanks for never taking no
for an answer.
586
00:25:25,888 --> 00:25:28,499
It's what I do.
587
00:25:28,524 --> 00:25:33,170
- I should go.
- Mmm, don't go.
588
00:25:33,195 --> 00:25:36,640
- Why not?
- Well...
589
00:25:36,665 --> 00:25:39,243
you've ingested enough whiskey
and weed to stun a horse.
590
00:25:39,268 --> 00:25:42,337
Oh, yeah.
That is true, there's that.
591
00:25:44,573 --> 00:25:46,183
- You know...
- Mm?
592
00:25:46,208 --> 00:25:47,651
You were right.
593
00:25:47,676 --> 00:25:50,488
I'm always right.
What was I right about?
594
00:25:50,513 --> 00:25:54,558
I'm scared, but I'm not scared
about acting or not acting.
595
00:25:54,583 --> 00:25:56,894
I'm scared about having feelings
for you again.
596
00:25:59,722 --> 00:26:01,532
'Cause he's so happy
having you in his life,
597
00:26:01,557 --> 00:26:04,668
and seeing him happy
makes me happy.
598
00:26:04,693 --> 00:26:06,504
It just reminds me of a time
599
00:26:06,529 --> 00:26:09,240
before everything
got so fucking serious.
600
00:26:09,265 --> 00:26:11,876
You're just as funny and cute
as you ever were.
601
00:26:11,901 --> 00:26:14,512
I know.
It's really unfair
602
00:26:14,537 --> 00:26:16,046
to be this charming, isn't it?
603
00:26:16,071 --> 00:26:18,549
I'm like--I'm like
a bioterrorist of love.
604
00:26:20,109 --> 00:26:21,552
Or not.
605
00:26:21,577 --> 00:26:23,687
- Shut up.
- Yeah, I'm gonna shut up.
606
00:26:23,712 --> 00:26:25,713
I'm gonna shut up.
607
00:26:27,983 --> 00:26:30,785
- You know what this calls for?
- What?
608
00:26:35,057 --> 00:26:37,201
- Tickle fight!
- Oh, no! Not that, no!
609
00:26:37,226 --> 00:26:38,502
Yeah, oh, yeah.
610
00:26:38,527 --> 00:26:40,171
I'm too ticklish!
Stop it!
611
00:26:40,196 --> 00:26:42,606
Your tits are too big,
I can't get to your armpits,
612
00:26:42,631 --> 00:26:44,041
they're blocked!
613
00:26:44,066 --> 00:26:46,544
- Pbbt!
- Oh, my God!
614
00:26:46,569 --> 00:26:48,412
Stop it!
615
00:26:49,939 --> 00:26:51,882
That's so weird!
616
00:26:58,080 --> 00:26:59,256
Mmm.
617
00:26:59,281 --> 00:27:03,260
♪ You're shining down on me ♪
618
00:27:03,285 --> 00:27:05,196
Didn't we say
that was a bad idea
619
00:27:05,221 --> 00:27:07,398
and that we shouldn't
do that again?
620
00:27:07,423 --> 00:27:08,933
- Yeah.
- Yeah, we did.
621
00:27:08,958 --> 00:27:11,936
All right, I'm gonna--
I'm gonna go.
622
00:27:11,961 --> 00:27:13,904
No, I'm gonna--
I'm gonna take a cab.
623
00:27:13,929 --> 00:27:17,741
I'm sorry, but
I'm not taking no for an answer.
624
00:27:17,766 --> 00:27:23,781
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625
00:27:26,308 --> 00:27:33,457
♪ Why don't we go and
take a walk down the street? ♪
626
00:27:35,885 --> 00:27:43,868
♪ meet some friends
and then find some "e" ♪