So, what did you guys think?
Yeah, you know, it was pretty good.
I think I'm gonna like the re-make better.
They don't call it "Crime Town" for nothing, baby.
Well, I'm glad you liked it.
I missed all the best parts
'cause you were trying to talk to me.
Dude, I still don't know what you're talking about.
Like I said, it wasn't me.
Whatever.
So, what's next?
Who's down for some of my famous homemade Morde-shakes?
Yeah, okay.
Sounds good.
So, what's in a Morde-shake, again?
It's a surprise.
It's just a regular milkshake.
You're really gonna load up on desserts
after that chili-dog incident?
Ugh, yeah, so gross.
Don't remind me.
What?
There's always room for dessert.
Especially when the dessert is Morde-shakes!
Oh, shoot.
I forgot something in the car.
I'll be right back.
What's up?
I can't find my wallet.
Oh, let's see.
Did you check the glove compartment?
Yeah, I checked there... already.
Oh, uh...
Oh, sorry. I shouldn't...
No, it's fine. It's just...
What?
Your breath is really bad.
Ugh! Oh, my gosh.
Uh...
Wait! No!
It's...
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Mordecai!
Yeah, you know, I came up with the name Morde-shakes, so tech...
Morde-shakes are cancelled.
Good night Eileen.
Wait, what?
I need to talk to you.
Come on!
Wha!
Uh, goodnight?
Oh, man, this is bad.
This is really bad.
Dude, what is it?
I kissed Margaret.
Whoa.
I owe Muscle Man so much money.
Ugh!
I'm such an idiot!
But that's what you wanted. What's the problem?
Did you have bad breath or something?
I did!
Seriously?
You didn't check first?
I was in the moment.
You got to pack a mint, Bro.
Ugh!
That was our first kiss, and I blew it!
I'm never gonna be able to face her again!
I wish I could just take it back.
Sounds like you need a Time Machine.
Ha!
Yeah. I wish.
Wait. You mean you still have it?
Oh, you mean the Time Machine you said was a scam
and a waste of money?
Well, yeah!
Who sells a Time Machine for $15?
It was on sale!
So can I use it?
Only if you admit it's actually really cool.
Dude, quit messing around!
My life is on the line!
Okay, okay. Geez.
That's it?
It looks kind of junky.
Oh, so I guess you don't want to use it, then.
No! No, no! I'm sorry!
How does it work?
I don't know. I never used it before.
Gimme.
Uh, where's the "On" switch?
Dude, you're gonna break it!
I just want to go back to 15 minutes ago!
Aah!
Whoa. What happened?
This thing just sent us outside.
No, dude, look!
There we are.
You're really gonna load up on desserts
after that chili-dog incident?
Whoa, this is weird.
Shoot! Here I come!
Well, do something.
Like what?
I don't know!
I can't just barge in there.
Well, here comes Margaret.
Look how nervous you are.
"Hey, baby.
Can you help me find what I'm looking for?"
"Okay."
Dude, quit it!
What happened?
I didn't touch it!
Man, must be kind of glitchy.
That's what you get for $15.
Hey, but it worked!
I can't believe it!
Let me see it for a sec.
Go back two months ago.
Ha ha! Awesome!
Dude, quit fooling around!
Okay, what's a fast way we can fix my bad breath in the so
that when I kiss Margaret, it's not bad?
I told you man. Mints.
Okay, yeah.
We'll go back earlier in the night
and just give my past self a mint.
Two hours ago.
You got those mints?
I got to get out of this place!
I got to get out of Crime Town!
What the...
Dude, that's not gonna work.
Well, I don't want me to see me.
Here.
Rigby, wait.
Psst! Hey, Mordecai.
Shh!
You want some mints?
What?
No dude. Shush.
They're really good.
Here, take a couple.
- Dude, quit it! - Just take 'em!
Stop!
Shhh!
Mordecai!
Dude, we're trying to watch the movie!
Yeah, then you stop trying to talk to...
Wait.
Ugh!
Why wouldn't I just take a mint?
I don't know, man.
But you wouldn't even need a mint if you hadn't eaten that
chili dog earlier.
That's it!
I'll just stop myself from eating it!
Shoot!
I'm about to order!
Ugh! If only that truck wasn't there!
You got it.
Follow me.
You know what you want?
Yeah.
Let me get a Sloppy Dan Dog with extra onions.
Extra? You sure?
Yeah!
Pile 'em on!
One Sloppy Dan with...
What the...
Ew!
What?
Five-second rule!
Ugh.
That was really gross.
See, I told ya.
Ugh! What's wrong with me?
Yeah, man.
I can't believe Margaret let you kiss her.
Quiet! If only I had eaten something earlier,
I wouldn't have even wanted that dumb chili dog!
Seven hours ago!
Hey.
Saved you guys the last piece of apple pie.
No thanks.
We're saving room for chili dogs tonight!
Okay.
Margaret, we'll take that pie after all!
Sure!
Here you go.
What? We said no.
Huh?
Yeah, chili dogs tonight, remember?
Oh. Sorry.
It's been a long day.
Margaret, where's the pie?
Can we get some sandwiches, too?
With fries!
Sure thing.
Here's your food.
The fries will be out in a minute.
Uh, are you feeling all right?
Come on, guys!
If you're messing with me, it's not funny!
We're not. I swear!
Great! Now Margaret's mad at me.
I guess you're just destined to ruin your chances with her.
I'm not giving up!
There's got to be a way to fix my bad breath!
I got it!
Aw, yeah.
That's what the ladies like.
Aah!
Grab the mouthwash!
Rigby?
What?! Unh!
Ugh!
Open your mouth!
It's for your own good!
What the heck?
Get off, man!
Oh, man.
This can't be good.
Wait, who are you guys?
We're from the future.
Oh, no!
Where am I?
What year is this?
Relax.
It's the same day, just later at night.
Well, take me back!
I don't want to cease to exist or something!
Wait.
If we removed me from the past, does that mean I'm gonna disappear?
I don't know.
I'm not an expert on time travel.
Just tell him what's up!
Okay, look.
We finally kiss Margaret tonight.
What? No way.
No, really!
But it's bad!
We had bad breath, and she pushed us away,
and it was really embarrassing.
So Rigby and I have been traveling back in time
trying to fix it.
Wait, don't tell me you're actually trying to use
that "Time Machine" Rigby was scammed into buying.
It wasn't a scam.
It really works.
Whatever.
All I know is guys from the future lie.
Remember that lip-syncing fiasco?
But this is different!
And what's this we kissed Margaret business?
I haven't kissed Margaret yet.
Just because you messed up doesn't mean I'm gonna.
Dude, that's not how it works!
No, dude.
Just stop trying to block my lip-lock.
Give me that piece of junk.
Wait!
Don't worry.
He's not gonna figure out how to use it.
Take me back to this morning.
Well, I guess he's smarter than you somehow.
Ugh! Great!
Well, that's it, then!
We lost the Time Machine!
I can't believe I have to live with this kiss.
Never say "Never," man.
I didn't say "Never."
Who's your best friend?
What are you talking about?
Ba-ba-ba-bam!
What? How?
Dude, remember when I sent myself back two months ago?
You thought I was fooling around,
but I went back and bought a second Time Machine!
Rigby, you're a genius!
Yeah, I saved 3 bucks with the double order.
All right, come on.
We got to stop me before it's too late.
Back to this morning!
Dude, stop! We're trying to help you!
Yeah, right! You can't keep me from kissing Margaret!
Whatever, dude.
It's not like you'll ever figure out
I kissed her in the car at 11:55.
Dude, what are you doing?
I have a plan.
Shoot!
I can't believe I just gave that away!
I'm such an idiot!
Hmm-hmm.
11:55!
Hey!
Hey, sorry, man, but you ain't getting my kiss tonight.
Oh, hey, Margaret.
What's up?
Aah!
Just stay away from me!
Aah!
Okay, Rigby, quick!
Go back to the present and remember to destroy
the Time Machine!
Yeah, fine.
But you owe me 27 bucks!
Well, you will owe me, I guess.
Back to the present!
Aah!
What's up?
I, uh...
I can't find my wallet.
Oh, let's see.
Did you check the glove compartment?
Yeah, I checked there... already.
Oh, uh...
Oh! Found it!
Oh. Great.
That's great!
So anyway, do you...
...want to head inside?
Sure.
Who's ready for Morde-shakes?
Yeah!
Took you long enough.
You have no idea.
Come on.
You know, I came up with the name Morde-shakes.
Yeah, yeah.