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Previously on Californication...
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Rath is fucking my shit up.
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He's all about the drama,
I'm all about the fucking fun.
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I'm not that funny.
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Yeah, but you's fucking witty,
and together we can...
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Damn.
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- Who's that piece ass?
- That? That would be Julia.
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Is it cool if I...pursue her?
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- You're not looking to rekindle?
- No, no, not at all.
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Why not?
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- This is...
- It's a terrible idea.
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A terrible idea.
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I don't like the way Rath
is writing my character.
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You're--you're very pleasant,
uh, just very--very real.
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- [Gasps]
- Oh!
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[Clears throat]
I can do better.
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I want to sleep
with Marcy again,
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with your permission
and hers, of course.
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I am willing to pay you guys
a cool $1 million
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if you will let me
sleep with her again.
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Think about it.
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We were wondering
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if maybe he could audition
for a small part.
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Um, yeah, you can read
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- for something.
- Awesome.
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I want to talk
to you about Becca.
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I know.
That's why I'm ducking you.
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Well, when are you gonna
tell her about Levon?
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Just don't give up on me, okay?
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I'm still me.
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We're still us.
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I got it.
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I fucking got it.
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How about I just kiss the bitch?
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- What?
- No.
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What?
Wait. What did you say?
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What if I just grabbed her face,
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went in for a slow kiss,
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and just made out with her,
you know what I'm saying?
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Okay, guys,
I'm calling my fucking agent,
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- 'cause this is bullshit.
- Amy, hold on.
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Wait.
How is this bullshit?
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Yo, let's be bold up
in this bitch.
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- Yeah, I--
- What does that even mean?
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I'm not really up on the rules
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of television, per se,
but I think the idea is to--
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- is to milk the sexual tension...
- It is.
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For as long
as inhumanly possible.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Let's milk
the sexual tension, right?
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Fuck that.
Let's change that rule.
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I'd have to run that by Rath.
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Yo, where's
that motherfucker anyways?
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He's not even around.
He's never even here.
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He just sits up
in his ivory tower,
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pulling strings, just like,
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"Dance for me, motherfucker!
Dance! Yeah! Unh!"
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Tell him I am not his bojangles.
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He's got, like,
a zillion things to do,
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and he--he thinks the set
is a big time-waster,
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and I'm beginning
to see his point.
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- [Sighs]
- Let's not waste time, then.
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What if I kiss this bitch,
make her jealous,
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and they just start,
like, fighting.
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Can you stop calling
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- us bitches, Hashtag?
- Yeah.
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Oh, I'm sorry, ladies.
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Look, I'm--
look, I mean no harm.
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It's just, like--you know,
I got love for both of y'all,
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but it's the way
I express myself.
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You got to let me be free
with my language.
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That's what makes me
the Bruce Lee of comedy,
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you know what I'm saying?
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"Enter the fucking dragon,"
whoo!
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Herr Director,
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care to weigh in
with your expert opinion?
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I mean, I think Hashtag has a point.
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Network television is
on its fucking deathbed.
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Goethe said it best.
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Let's be bold, mighty forces
will come to our aid.
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- What do you think?
- Huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I don't know who
this bitch "Berta" is,
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but I like the way she thinks.
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All right, so I think
you should talk to Rath.
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Half hour, you guys.
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Half hour, everybody.
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You really think this
is a good idea?
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I think it's a terrible idea.
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He's a fucking crazy person.
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He terrifies me, Hank,
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but I got to keep him
on my side,
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or it's gonna be
a long fucking season.
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You're fucking useless,
you know that?
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Am I?
Am I useless?
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Or am I, like,
a strategic thinker?
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Useless.
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Just go talk to Rath.
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He'll shout it down.
We'll do it as scripted.
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Sometimes you got to indulge
the children.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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You're not gonna make me kiss
that fucking lunatic, are you?
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- Not if I can help it.
- Thank God...
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'cause I can think of somebody
else I'd much rather be kissing.
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- The director?
- [Laughs]
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God. [Gasps]
Did I tell you?
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He texted me a picture
of his penis.
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Oh.
How'd you respond?
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I texted back, saying,
"Where's the rest of it?"
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- Ah!
- [Laughs]
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He hasn't give me a note since.
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Amy Taylor Walsh,
kicking ass and taking names.
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That's right, motherfucker.
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- Yeah, motherfucker.
- [Laughs]
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- Speaking of notes...
- Yeah?
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Do you want to come
to my trailer and discuss.
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Yeah, I'm--I'm trying to be
a good boy, you know?
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I'm trying to keep
my head on straight.
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[Sighs] Why, Hank?
Where's the fun in that?
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No, it's not fun.
It's not fun at all.
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But I'm not a "funster"
right now.
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- [Laughs]
- I'm trying to be a producer.
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[Gasps] That's right.
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- You're a producer. Of course.
- Mm-hmm.
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Actually, I do need some help
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producing something
in my trailer.
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- You stop!
- [Laughs]
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I've got to talk to Rath
before we shoot the scene,
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and I don't want a boner
while I'm doing that.
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Fine.
Come by afterwards.
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There's a few lines
that need sharpening.
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It's more than a few.
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It's triage, Hank.
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We do what we can
in the time we have,
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and if we're lucky,
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we have some good old dirty fun
while we're at it.
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Gosh, you make it sound
so honorable.
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You know where to find me.
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- Not a good idea, my friend.
- What?
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That woman is
a fucking man-eater.
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The stories are legendary.
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I am staying strong, like bull.
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Do better than that, okay?
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You start fucking the actresses,
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the whole show is gonna
go down in flames.
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Trust me, I've been there,
a couple of times.
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I believe you.
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- Fun memories, though.
- Okay.
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Back to earth, where Hashtag
wants me to rewrite the scene.
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Fuck that!
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That's what I said, in my head.
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You're producing
the episode, Hank.
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You make the call.
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If they want to do something
stupid, don't let them.
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You tell them no.
It's that simple.
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It sounds simple
when--when you say it.
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All right, let me ask
you something.
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What?
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How do I get back
in Julia's good graces?
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I don't know, man.
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I think maybe you just got
to let it go for a while.
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You know, wait until--
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wait until we wrap
or get canceled.
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I don't know
if I can do that, you know?
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- She haunts my dreams.
- Yeah.
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Has she said anything about me?
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No, not really.
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You know, just...
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no.
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You're not sniffing
around there, are you?
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I mean, I would understand
the temptation if you were.
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You have the kid in common.
You both have private parts.
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I would imagine shit
could go down pretty easily.
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- Fuck, I got to go.
- Really? What? Where?
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What could be more fascinating
and important than this?
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I am sitting down
with Eddie Nero.
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The network's desperate
for some stunt casting.
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Well--well, give
that pansexual loon my best.
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I will.
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He took a man in his mouth,
you know.
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- Really?
- Yeah, it was research
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for a part.
He'll tell you all about it.
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He engineered that orgasm
with hands and feet.
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- Can't wait.
- Yeah.
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- Stay strong, Hank.
- [Groans]
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These are the times
that try a man's soul.
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Yeah.
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Psst! Psst!
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[Sighs heavily]
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- Ooh, ah.
- Hi.
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Let me guess, Rath, huh?
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Lovely.
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Gets my juices flowing.
How about yo--mm.
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Mm, well, I guess so.
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Hey, you're not just buttering
me up for notes, are you?
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- I do have one note.
- You do? What is it?
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- Shut up and fuck me.
- Wow!
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You really have caught
the boning bug, haven't you?
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Is there a problem with that?
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No, there's nothing wrong
with it at all. It's just--
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Do you have a problem
with single moms being sexual?
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I-I encourage single moms
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- to be highly sexual.
- Good. [Laughs]
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It's just that I wouldn't want
Levon to find out about it.
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Forget about Levon.
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Yes, but I don't want
to get his hopes up.
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Oh, just stay
in the moment, okay?
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Oh, my--
oh, my God!
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[Moaning] Oh, my God!
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[Moaning]
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh...
[Knock at door]
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Mom!
Is Hank in there?
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[Sighs]
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Fucking cock-blocker
strikes again.
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Oh.
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Hey, buddy.
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- What's going on?
- What?
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What do you mean?
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- You guys been messing around?
- What?
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Why would you--why would you--
why would you ask that?
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- [Laughs]
- Why would you think that?
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That is a weird fucking
question, dude, right?
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- No, it's not.
- It's fucked up.
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Yeah, well, the energy feels
all weird in here right now...
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- Does it?
- And your makeup's all screwy.
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- You look like a homeless hooker.
- Don't be silly, honey.
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I just have a few questions
about the scene.
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- Yeah.
- Really?
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- Can I help you?
- I need to talk to you.
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Okay, well, let's talk.
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I think we're good?
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Yeah, I just need
to fix up my makeup.
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- Get out of here.
- But you got--you know--
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yeah, okay.
All right, and you?
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[Giggles] Come back.
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I'm about to do my audition.
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Can--can you be in the room
when I do it?
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Ah, I don't have time
for that shit
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- right now, kid--sorry.
- Please?
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The casting director hates me.
She thinks it's just a favor.
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- It is just a favor.
- Yeah, I know.
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But at least this way
you can tell Rath you saw me
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and I was fucking awesome.
247
00:09:05,641 --> 00:09:07,979
I'm worried
that she'll tell him I suck,
248
00:09:08,012 --> 00:09:09,250
and he'll never see it.
249
00:09:09,283 --> 00:09:12,252
Five minutes--
that's all I ask.
250
00:09:23,663 --> 00:09:26,328
Hey, Hank.
Um, Hashtag's looking for you.
251
00:09:26,361 --> 00:09:27,465
Fuck, where is he?
252
00:09:27,498 --> 00:09:28,833
Around here somewhere.
I don't--
253
00:09:28,866 --> 00:09:30,633
All right, well, just tell him
I'm on set, all right?
254
00:09:30,675 --> 00:09:32,275
- Wait. That's a lie.
- So what?
255
00:09:32,308 --> 00:09:34,983
It's not the fucking boy scouts.
256
00:09:40,155 --> 00:09:41,722
You don't need
to sit in on this, Hank.
257
00:09:41,755 --> 00:09:45,194
Yet, here I am.
Let's get this party started.
258
00:09:45,227 --> 00:09:47,466
- Ready, Levon?
- [Sighs] Sure.
259
00:09:47,499 --> 00:09:49,668
Should--should I sit or stand?
260
00:09:49,701 --> 00:09:52,169
Totally up to you, hon.
261
00:09:52,202 --> 00:09:54,102
Relax, kid.
You're sweating like a pig.
262
00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:55,336
I know. I know.
263
00:09:55,369 --> 00:09:57,539
I'm really fucking nervous.
I'm sorry.
264
00:09:57,572 --> 00:09:59,511
[Exhales sharply]
265
00:09:59,544 --> 00:10:02,647
No, no, I don't know if that's
gonna help with the sweating.
266
00:10:02,680 --> 00:10:05,521
- Just--
- [Exhales sharply]
267
00:10:07,628 --> 00:10:09,326
- Oh, my God! Okay.
- You all right?
268
00:10:09,366 --> 00:10:10,631
- Man down.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
269
00:10:10,664 --> 00:10:12,001
I am so sorry.
270
00:10:12,035 --> 00:10:14,075
You know what? No problem.
Don't worry about it.
271
00:10:14,108 --> 00:10:15,940
You all right?
272
00:10:15,973 --> 00:10:18,276
Thank you.
Okay, it's just--
273
00:10:18,309 --> 00:10:20,381
- Levon, leave it.
- Great.
274
00:10:20,414 --> 00:10:22,147
- Sorry.
- No, not to worry.
275
00:10:22,180 --> 00:10:23,716
Have a seat.
276
00:10:23,749 --> 00:10:25,987
Okay.
277
00:10:26,021 --> 00:10:28,820
Slate for the camera.
278
00:10:30,693 --> 00:10:33,394
Hello.
I'm Levon Moody...
279
00:10:33,427 --> 00:10:35,394
Hey-o.
280
00:10:35,428 --> 00:10:37,701
Rep--represented
by Charles Runkle,
281
00:10:37,734 --> 00:10:39,301
the Runkle Agency.
282
00:10:39,334 --> 00:10:42,133
I'm reading for the part
of the kid.
283
00:10:42,174 --> 00:10:43,606
And I'm okay with nudity.
284
00:10:43,639 --> 00:10:46,038
No nudity required.
285
00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:48,050
I know. I'm just letting
you know I-I'm okay with it.
286
00:10:48,083 --> 00:10:50,050
I'm pretty happy
with my body right now.
287
00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,615
Great.
Okay, you ready?
288
00:10:52,648 --> 00:10:54,456
Yes.
Yes, I am.
289
00:10:54,489 --> 00:10:56,921
Yo, is your father home?
290
00:11:00,687 --> 00:11:01,927
[Mouths words]
291
00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:04,497
Oh...
292
00:11:04,530 --> 00:11:06,966
Who--who wants to know?
293
00:11:06,999 --> 00:11:08,029
Danko Jones is who.
294
00:11:08,062 --> 00:11:10,133
Get your old man out here, kid.
295
00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:15,436
[Farts]
296
00:11:15,469 --> 00:11:17,772
[Imitates farting] Excuse me.
297
00:11:17,805 --> 00:11:19,173
I'm sorry.
298
00:11:19,206 --> 00:11:21,110
I am so sorry.
I-I mean, excuse me.
299
00:11:21,143 --> 00:11:23,013
I-I have a really nervous tummy
right now.
300
00:11:23,046 --> 00:11:25,444
- Can--can I do that again?
- [Imitates farting, laughs]
301
00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:27,084
You know what?
I think we got it.
302
00:11:27,117 --> 00:11:28,820
[Knock at door, door opens]
303
00:11:28,853 --> 00:11:30,886
Sorry.
Uh, he didn't believe me, Hank.
304
00:11:30,919 --> 00:11:33,361
- He's coming up the stairs.
- Fuck!
305
00:11:33,394 --> 00:11:34,794
- That was great, kid.
- It stinks in here.
306
00:11:34,827 --> 00:11:36,265
It would have been better
307
00:11:36,298 --> 00:11:39,771
without that one-cheek sneak,
but right up until then, aces.
308
00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:42,835
- Hey. Sorry.
- Oh, hey, Hank.
309
00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:44,274
No, you do not have
to apologize.
310
00:11:44,307 --> 00:11:46,076
I'm just--
I got to wait for Hashtag.
311
00:11:46,109 --> 00:11:47,581
- He's just, you know--
- Oh, sit down. Stay.
312
00:11:47,614 --> 00:11:49,048
You want a water?
313
00:11:49,081 --> 00:11:50,720
Sure. I'm--I'm a little parched.
314
00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:52,551
- Oh, good.
- Yeah.
315
00:11:52,584 --> 00:11:54,584
- Here you go.
- Thank you.
316
00:11:56,659 --> 00:11:58,531
- Oh, look at you.
- [Laughs]
317
00:11:58,564 --> 00:12:00,532
You kind of feel it, don't you?
318
00:12:00,565 --> 00:12:02,069
Mm, mm-hmm.
319
00:12:02,102 --> 00:12:03,366
What?
320
00:12:03,406 --> 00:12:04,686
You know, like,
the us of it all.
321
00:12:04,703 --> 00:12:06,343
- Oh, that!
Both: Yeah.
322
00:12:06,376 --> 00:12:07,375
So much tension.
323
00:12:07,408 --> 00:12:09,279
- Right, right.
- You know, just--
324
00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:10,680
ever since you started
working here...
325
00:12:10,714 --> 00:12:11,946
- Mm-hmm.
- This job has just gotten
326
00:12:11,986 --> 00:12:13,450
to be so much more fun,
you know,
327
00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:14,849
like, exponentially more fun.
328
00:12:14,882 --> 00:12:16,817
Well, you know,
I-I try to be additive.
329
00:12:16,850 --> 00:12:18,689
Yeah. Yeah, it's just nice
330
00:12:18,722 --> 00:12:20,688
to have some real male energy
around here.
331
00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:22,023
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
- You know, Rath--he's cool.
332
00:12:22,056 --> 00:12:23,158
He's great and all,
333
00:12:23,191 --> 00:12:25,022
but, you know,
he's just so closed off.
334
00:12:25,063 --> 00:12:27,230
Yeah, I do find him
emotionally unavailable.
335
00:12:27,263 --> 00:12:28,797
- Oh, totally.
- Mm, yeah.
336
00:12:28,830 --> 00:12:30,533
And you don't know what
it's like to sit next to Hugh.
337
00:12:30,566 --> 00:12:31,596
- Oh, I do.
- He's just--
338
00:12:31,629 --> 00:12:32,994
Yeah, it's excruciating.
339
00:12:33,027 --> 00:12:35,961
Yeah, so I just want you
to know that I am into it...
340
00:12:36,002 --> 00:12:37,033
- All right.
- If you are.
341
00:12:37,066 --> 00:12:38,137
Well, into what exactly?
342
00:12:38,170 --> 00:12:39,402
You know, like
an interoffice romance...
343
00:12:39,435 --> 00:12:40,707
- Oh, okay, you know what?
- You know, some kind
344
00:12:40,740 --> 00:12:41,876
- of a thing like--you know?
- [Laughs]
345
00:12:41,909 --> 00:12:43,541
- Oh.
- Yeah, you know what, jade?
346
00:12:43,574 --> 00:12:45,143
- Oh.
- I got an idea.
347
00:12:45,184 --> 00:12:46,647
Let's not,
and pleasure ourselves
348
00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:47,916
to the thought that we did.
349
00:12:47,950 --> 00:12:49,243
Oh, a little naughty.
350
00:12:49,284 --> 00:12:51,379
Yes, I took
the sexual harassment seminar.
351
00:12:51,420 --> 00:12:53,619
- Or I bribed Hugh to take it...
- Uh-huh.
352
00:12:53,652 --> 00:12:55,252
With a sprinkles gift card,
you know?
353
00:12:55,285 --> 00:12:56,555
And I just don't think
354
00:12:56,588 --> 00:12:59,156
that my handsome ten inches
is worth the trouble.
355
00:12:59,189 --> 00:13:00,324
You know what they say--
356
00:13:00,357 --> 00:13:01,798
a moment on the lips,
a lifetime on the hips.
357
00:13:01,831 --> 00:13:04,996
- It doesn't really make sense.
- Oh, I am making you flustered!
358
00:13:05,029 --> 00:13:07,036
[Laughs] Aren't I?
359
00:13:07,069 --> 00:13:08,164
Yes, you are.
360
00:13:08,205 --> 00:13:09,772
Come on, it would be so fun,
you know.
361
00:13:09,805 --> 00:13:11,668
And it's not love or anything,
you know?
362
00:13:11,701 --> 00:13:12,908
- No, no.
- But you are definitely
363
00:13:12,941 --> 00:13:14,405
the hottest guy in the room.
364
00:13:14,438 --> 00:13:15,943
Well, that's--that's not
really saying much, is it?
365
00:13:15,976 --> 00:13:17,615
Oh, I mean, and it's safe to say
366
00:13:17,648 --> 00:13:19,352
that I'm the hottest girl
in the room.
367
00:13:19,385 --> 00:13:20,616
Well, you are.
You are...
368
00:13:20,649 --> 00:13:22,552
- except for Terry, of course.
- Of course!
369
00:13:22,585 --> 00:13:23,551
- Right.
- Yeah.
370
00:13:23,584 --> 00:13:24,621
Terry is pretty ho--
371
00:13:24,654 --> 00:13:26,053
what is the deal
with him, anyway?
372
00:13:26,086 --> 00:13:27,221
I haven't been able to get
the straight story from anybody.
373
00:13:27,254 --> 00:13:28,389
Yeah, I'm not really sure.
374
00:13:28,422 --> 00:13:30,292
Everyone says one thing,
and then he says anoth--
375
00:13:30,325 --> 00:13:31,587
- Yep.
- Oh! Oh, hey.
376
00:13:31,620 --> 00:13:33,824
- Hank, your manager's here.
- Oh, awesome.
377
00:13:33,857 --> 00:13:35,223
All right, well,
you think about it, Hank.
378
00:13:35,256 --> 00:13:37,057
I will, "Jarde."
379
00:13:37,097 --> 00:13:38,794
- [Laughs]
- Think about what?
380
00:13:38,827 --> 00:13:40,530
None of your
fucking business, Hugh.
381
00:13:40,563 --> 00:13:41,802
Get out of here.
382
00:13:41,835 --> 00:13:44,698
Close the door.
383
00:13:44,739 --> 00:13:46,402
[Sighs]
384
00:13:46,435 --> 00:13:48,878
- Jade's pretty cute, huh?
- Totes.
385
00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:50,985
I'm trying to get the nerve
to ask her out.
386
00:13:51,018 --> 00:13:53,585
You should do that.
You should do that right now.
387
00:13:53,619 --> 00:13:55,180
- Yeah, you think I have a shot?
- Yeah.
388
00:13:55,185 --> 00:13:57,220
We're always the last
to know, aren't we?
389
00:13:57,253 --> 00:14:00,050
She is totally warm
for your pear-shaped form, dude.
390
00:14:00,083 --> 00:14:01,556
Trust.
391
00:14:01,589 --> 00:14:04,123
What's up, sweet cheeks?
What are you doing here?
392
00:14:04,156 --> 00:14:06,323
I came to support
my most important client
393
00:14:06,356 --> 00:14:08,492
as he produces his very first
episode of television.
394
00:14:08,533 --> 00:14:10,395
Yeah, it's really
kind of an imposition, Charlie.
395
00:14:10,428 --> 00:14:11,666
I don't have time to babysit
396
00:14:11,699 --> 00:14:13,431
your pale, pockmarked
ass right now.
397
00:14:13,464 --> 00:14:15,745
Actually, I kind of need
to talk to you about something.
398
00:14:15,770 --> 00:14:16,851
Of course it's about you.
399
00:14:16,867 --> 00:14:18,468
I should have figured
that out sooner.
400
00:14:18,509 --> 00:14:20,476
I'm in a really bad way
right now, Hank.
401
00:14:20,509 --> 00:14:23,043
What is it--still
with the uncooperative ween?
402
00:14:23,076 --> 00:14:24,844
No, that's working
pretty well now, actually.
403
00:14:24,877 --> 00:14:26,877
Well, that's great!
404
00:14:26,918 --> 00:14:29,317
- Right?
- Not exactly.
405
00:14:29,350 --> 00:14:30,782
Come on, Charlie,
I don't have all day.
406
00:14:30,823 --> 00:14:32,991
I got to meet Karen
for a drink later on.
407
00:14:33,024 --> 00:14:35,252
A drink with Karen--
what's that all about?
408
00:14:35,293 --> 00:14:36,989
Everything
is so fucking crazy right now,
409
00:14:37,022 --> 00:14:39,526
I don't feel like I can make
the right move to save my life,
410
00:14:39,559 --> 00:14:41,196
and she centers me, you know?
411
00:14:41,229 --> 00:14:43,531
I could use some centering
myself right now.
412
00:14:43,565 --> 00:14:45,867
Okay.
All right, buddy, out with it.
413
00:14:45,900 --> 00:14:47,202
- [Sighs]
- What is it?
414
00:14:47,235 --> 00:14:50,910
Stu has offered me
a million dollars
415
00:14:50,943 --> 00:14:52,510
to let him fuck Marcy again.
416
00:14:52,543 --> 00:14:54,374
[Laughs] You're kidding?
417
00:14:54,407 --> 00:14:56,113
- I'm not kidding.
- That is fucked up, Charlie.
418
00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:57,154
I know!
419
00:14:57,187 --> 00:14:59,158
You're not gonna do it, are you?
420
00:14:59,191 --> 00:15:01,021
I don't know yet.
421
00:15:01,062 --> 00:15:03,357
Marcy really wants the money.
422
00:15:03,390 --> 00:15:06,633
- We could really use the cash.
- Wow.
423
00:15:06,666 --> 00:15:08,633
You know, I-I would never
be okay with somebody
424
00:15:08,666 --> 00:15:10,371
fucking Karen
for a million dollars.
425
00:15:10,404 --> 00:15:12,013
I mean, I had to put up
with Bates banging her
426
00:15:12,046 --> 00:15:14,547
for that whole time, and
I didn't even get paid for it.
427
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,179
And who knows what kind
of nasty shit
428
00:15:16,212 --> 00:15:17,913
is swimming around
that guy's urethra?
429
00:15:17,946 --> 00:15:20,576
He's probably got the avian flu
swimming around in his semen.
430
00:15:20,617 --> 00:15:22,753
- Back to me, okay?
- Sure. What?
431
00:15:22,786 --> 00:15:24,919
All right,
slightly complicating matters
432
00:15:24,952 --> 00:15:27,953
is the fact that every
single time we discuss it,
433
00:15:27,986 --> 00:15:30,458
we get incredibly turned on
and end up fucking.
434
00:15:30,491 --> 00:15:32,424
What the fuck is wrong
with you two?
435
00:15:32,457 --> 00:15:34,131
I don't know.
436
00:15:34,164 --> 00:15:35,869
I'll tell you what's wrong
with you and your dick, Charlie.
437
00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:37,382
It's that deep down,
you don't believe
438
00:15:37,405 --> 00:15:38,634
that you deserve to be happy.
439
00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:39,939
That's your fucking problem.
440
00:15:39,972 --> 00:15:41,533
You got to tell your dick
that it's okay
441
00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:43,005
to live happily ever after.
442
00:15:43,046 --> 00:15:45,707
- Speak of the fucking devil.
- The handsome devil.
443
00:15:45,739 --> 00:15:47,441
How's everything going
on the stage?
444
00:15:47,474 --> 00:15:48,609
It's a fucking nightmare, Stu.
445
00:15:48,642 --> 00:15:51,407
- Care to lend a hand?
- Oh, God, no.
446
00:15:51,448 --> 00:15:54,049
I'm what they call a
"hands-off executive producer."
447
00:15:54,082 --> 00:15:55,617
Except when it comes
to the money, right?
448
00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:56,784
Oh, but of course.
449
00:15:56,817 --> 00:15:58,416
Oh, speaking of money,
450
00:15:58,449 --> 00:16:00,119
I'm gonna be putting a clock
451
00:16:00,152 --> 00:16:02,390
on that offer
I made you, Charlie.
452
00:16:02,423 --> 00:16:04,326
I think you know which one
I'm talking about.
453
00:16:04,359 --> 00:16:06,558
Yeah, we know all about
your indecent proposal, Stu.
454
00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:08,263
Well, I think
it is very decent--
455
00:16:08,296 --> 00:16:10,296
- Oh! Oh-ho!
- Oh!
456
00:16:10,329 --> 00:16:11,768
- My man, butterbean!
- Oh!
457
00:16:11,801 --> 00:16:13,233
- Champion!
- Jesus!
458
00:16:13,266 --> 00:16:15,202
Runkle, are you
out of your mind?
459
00:16:15,235 --> 00:16:16,875
You insulted my man's pride.
460
00:16:16,908 --> 00:16:18,211
- That's right.
- Insulted him?
461
00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:19,739
I made a very generous offer,
462
00:16:19,780 --> 00:16:22,275
and I think it speaks
to the depth
463
00:16:22,316 --> 00:16:24,813
of my feelings for Marcy
that the offer still stands,
464
00:16:24,854 --> 00:16:29,086
in spite of this completely
unwarranted aggression.
465
00:16:29,127 --> 00:16:31,255
Hashtag's looking for you, Hank.
466
00:16:31,296 --> 00:16:35,159
What the fuck does
that asshole want now?
467
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:38,231
He's standing right behind me,
isn't he?
468
00:16:39,505 --> 00:16:40,745
I thought we was friends, Moody.
469
00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:42,404
We are, Hashtag.
We are.
470
00:16:42,437 --> 00:16:44,300
It's just--it's--
I'm in such a frenzy here,
471
00:16:44,333 --> 00:16:47,807
and this bitch is running off
the rails as we speak.
472
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,710
Come on, walk with me.
473
00:16:49,743 --> 00:16:51,782
Man, what the fuck is up
with that motherfucker?
474
00:16:51,815 --> 00:16:53,047
Which one?
475
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,217
The one whose gender confuses
the shit out of me.
476
00:16:55,250 --> 00:16:58,060
- Terry, yep.
- Yeah, Terry.
477
00:16:58,093 --> 00:16:59,629
What's the deal
with that lady-dude?
478
00:16:59,662 --> 00:17:01,199
I haven't been able to get
a straight answer.
479
00:17:01,232 --> 00:17:03,135
- I don't know.
- You smoke weed?
480
00:17:03,168 --> 00:17:05,673
- I most certainly do.
- Smoke with me.
481
00:17:05,706 --> 00:17:08,171
- Vaporizer.
- I will.
482
00:17:11,980 --> 00:17:13,715
Level with me, Moody.
483
00:17:13,749 --> 00:17:16,115
- You think I got what it takes?
- What it takes?
484
00:17:16,148 --> 00:17:17,620
Yeah, to handle superstardom.
485
00:17:17,653 --> 00:17:21,957
Sure. Why not, Hashtag?
You're as cool as they come.
486
00:17:21,990 --> 00:17:25,157
I present myself that way,
but I don't know, man.
487
00:17:25,198 --> 00:17:27,367
It's like, sometimes
I want to go back to the clubs,
488
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:28,967
you know, make motherfuckers
laugh their asses off,
489
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,872
- you know what I'm saying?
- Yeah, I get it.
490
00:17:30,905 --> 00:17:33,207
Sometimes I want to go back
to my childhood bedroom
491
00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:35,303
and write a short story
and then pleasure myself
492
00:17:35,344 --> 00:17:38,436
to my trusty old copy
of Penthouse Letters.
493
00:17:38,477 --> 00:17:40,245
You know,
if this shit flops, right,
494
00:17:40,278 --> 00:17:42,215
my face is on every billboard.
495
00:17:42,248 --> 00:17:44,118
That's why I'm so particular
about my shit.
496
00:17:44,151 --> 00:17:45,947
I-I understand.
It's just--
497
00:17:45,980 --> 00:17:47,450
I wouldn't steer you wrong,
Hashtag.
498
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:51,516
So what you think
about Amy Taylor Walsh?
499
00:17:51,557 --> 00:17:53,052
Very talented.
500
00:17:53,085 --> 00:17:54,693
Yeah, yeah,
she's a good actor and all.
501
00:17:54,726 --> 00:17:57,192
I'm saying, like, you know,
she's crazy hot, right?
502
00:17:57,233 --> 00:17:59,353
Hey, why don't you write me
a scene where me and her--
503
00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:00,737
like, we're just making out.
504
00:18:00,770 --> 00:18:02,674
I mean, I don't care if it's,
like, a dream sequence.
505
00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:03,738
That way,
if the show get canceled,
506
00:18:03,771 --> 00:18:04,738
at least I'll have that.
507
00:18:04,769 --> 00:18:06,271
I could do that for you,
Hashtag,
508
00:18:06,304 --> 00:18:08,404
but I think the third episode
is too soon, you know?
509
00:18:08,437 --> 00:18:10,806
I trust your instincts.
510
00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:12,510
I thought you were into Julia.
511
00:18:12,543 --> 00:18:15,349
Nah, Julia, man--
it's too complicated.
512
00:18:15,382 --> 00:18:17,074
You got a kid with her.
Rath digs her.
513
00:18:17,115 --> 00:18:18,513
[Clicks tongue] I'm good, man.
514
00:18:18,546 --> 00:18:20,513
I'm not trying to have a project
on my hands, you feel me?
515
00:18:20,546 --> 00:18:23,313
- Copy that, motherfucker.
- [Laughs]
516
00:18:23,354 --> 00:18:24,617
Yeah, man.
517
00:18:24,650 --> 00:18:25,890
You know, I'm happy
we had this talk.
518
00:18:25,923 --> 00:18:27,618
I feel like we connected
on a human level.
519
00:18:27,659 --> 00:18:28,753
Me too.
520
00:18:28,786 --> 00:18:30,825
- I really respect your writing.
- Thank you.
521
00:18:30,858 --> 00:18:33,256
And I really respect
your taste in weed.
522
00:18:33,290 --> 00:18:35,729
Hey, we can smoke anytime.
523
00:18:35,762 --> 00:18:37,497
Boys! Ah!
524
00:18:37,530 --> 00:18:39,897
- [Laughs] What up? What up?
- Oh, whoo!
525
00:18:39,930 --> 00:18:41,664
Hey, y'all got
some pitches for me?
526
00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:43,769
Yeah!
Yo, man, we got a phone book
527
00:18:43,802 --> 00:18:45,705
full of funny shit right here,
brother, right here.
528
00:18:45,738 --> 00:18:47,104
We're shitting jokes
on the walk over here, boy.
529
00:18:47,137 --> 00:18:48,374
Shitting jokes?
Shitting jokes!
530
00:18:48,407 --> 00:18:50,176
What? What? What?
[Laughter]
531
00:18:50,209 --> 00:18:51,976
Shit them jokes!
Hey, fuck exposition, right?
532
00:18:52,009 --> 00:18:53,775
Wait, wait, hold it.
What are you talking about?
533
00:18:53,816 --> 00:18:56,140
Oh, I had them rewrite the
scene, you know what I'm saying?
534
00:18:56,181 --> 00:18:58,209
- Punch it up, make it funny.
- My--my scene?
535
00:18:58,242 --> 00:19:00,114
The one I wrote,
the one we're about to shoot?
536
00:19:00,147 --> 00:19:01,450
I mean, you said
you didn't want to rewrite it,
537
00:19:01,483 --> 00:19:03,680
so I had these boys come in,
you know, make it funny.
538
00:19:03,713 --> 00:19:05,785
And plus, you know what?
You're not a comedy writer.
539
00:19:05,818 --> 00:19:08,419
But I'm witty, right?
[Laughter]
540
00:19:08,460 --> 00:19:11,493
- Sorry, Moody.
- I still love you, Moody.
541
00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:13,734
Amy Taylor Walsh
wants to see you...
542
00:19:13,767 --> 00:19:15,870
- in her trailer.
- Lovely.
543
00:19:15,903 --> 00:19:17,239
Do you want me to chaperone?
544
00:19:17,272 --> 00:19:19,232
I do have a lot of experience
with these weirdoes.
545
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:21,578
That is a kind offer,
Terry, but--
546
00:19:21,611 --> 00:19:22,714
but, no, thank you.
547
00:19:22,748 --> 00:19:24,980
But--but can I ask
you something?
548
00:19:25,013 --> 00:19:28,252
Yes.
549
00:19:28,285 --> 00:19:31,123
Never mind.
550
00:19:31,157 --> 00:19:32,858
Forget it.
551
00:19:41,225 --> 00:19:44,033
[Knock at door]
Come in.
552
00:19:48,235 --> 00:19:49,339
Wowza.
553
00:19:49,372 --> 00:19:51,769
Just wanted your thoughts
on my wardrobe.
554
00:19:51,810 --> 00:19:53,409
- Huh.
- What do you think?
555
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:55,344
I think it looks great.
556
00:19:55,377 --> 00:19:57,376
Is--is there another option?
557
00:19:57,409 --> 00:19:58,976
Nope.
[Laughs]
558
00:19:59,009 --> 00:20:01,983
I just really wanted you to see
me in my lacy underthings.
559
00:20:02,016 --> 00:20:05,016
Mission accomplished,
and thank you for that.
560
00:20:05,049 --> 00:20:06,718
You're welcome.
561
00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:08,716
You know, I do need
to fix something.
562
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:11,957
- What is that?
- This.
563
00:20:14,988 --> 00:20:16,722
- Mm.
- There, done.
564
00:20:16,755 --> 00:20:18,425
What--what exactly
did you fix?
565
00:20:18,458 --> 00:20:20,326
I just--I didn't think
it was right
566
00:20:20,359 --> 00:20:22,558
that you'd gone down on me,
and we hadn't even kissed yet.
567
00:20:22,591 --> 00:20:23,661
Oh, you're right.
568
00:20:23,694 --> 00:20:25,362
That does seem
a little improper.
569
00:20:25,396 --> 00:20:26,961
- Mm-hmm.
- Absolutely right.
570
00:20:26,995 --> 00:20:28,791
Yeah, very.
571
00:20:28,824 --> 00:20:30,694
Oh, you--ooh, you know what,
Amy Taylor Walsh?
572
00:20:30,726 --> 00:20:32,294
I'm gonna go out on a limb here
573
00:20:32,327 --> 00:20:37,069
and suggest that perhaps
this is not the best of ideas.
574
00:20:37,102 --> 00:20:38,597
Why is that?
575
00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:43,268
Because these are the times
that try men's souls.
576
00:20:43,301 --> 00:20:45,073
[Laughs]
Is that what I'm doing?
577
00:20:45,106 --> 00:20:47,670
- Yeah.
- Am I trying your soul?
578
00:20:47,703 --> 00:20:50,571
- Among other things.
- [Chuckles]
579
00:20:52,872 --> 00:20:55,608
Mm.
Are you high?
580
00:20:55,641 --> 00:20:58,140
Um, a little bit more
than I'd like to be.
581
00:20:58,173 --> 00:21:01,836
Hmm.
Who'd you get high with?
582
00:21:01,877 --> 00:21:04,776
[Door opens] Amy Taylor Walsh!
583
00:21:04,809 --> 00:21:07,344
What the--
what the--
584
00:21:07,377 --> 00:21:09,343
- What the fuck is this shit?
- What the fuck?
585
00:21:09,376 --> 00:21:11,096
You can't just come busting
into my trailer!
586
00:21:11,111 --> 00:21:12,343
Lock the fucking door.
587
00:21:12,384 --> 00:21:14,647
I wasn't expecting
any fucking visitors.
588
00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:16,352
- Listen, I'm gonna go--
- This is my joint, okay?
589
00:21:16,385 --> 00:21:18,353
I'm number one
on the call sheet!
590
00:21:18,386 --> 00:21:20,394
I don't give a shit
what number you are,
591
00:21:20,427 --> 00:21:21,763
I'm not gonna fuck you, Hashtag.
592
00:21:21,796 --> 00:21:23,130
Well, you making a mistake,
593
00:21:23,163 --> 00:21:25,160
'cause bitches love me,
and I need an on-set romance!
594
00:21:25,193 --> 00:21:26,991
Go fuck an extra!
That's what they're for.
595
00:21:27,032 --> 00:21:30,027
- I'm too pretty for that.
- Get out!
596
00:21:30,060 --> 00:21:31,363
Bullshit!
[Door slams]
597
00:21:31,396 --> 00:21:33,930
Can you believe how
unprofessional some people are?
598
00:21:33,963 --> 00:21:35,233
- So unprofessional.
- So crazy.
599
00:21:35,266 --> 00:21:36,601
[Door opens]
600
00:21:36,634 --> 00:21:38,665
Moody,
I can't believe this, man.
601
00:21:38,698 --> 00:21:41,167
After the talk we had?
This is bullshit.
602
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:42,733
Get out.
603
00:21:42,766 --> 00:21:44,334
They're ready on set.
604
00:21:44,367 --> 00:21:46,742
All right,
let's make some television!
605
00:21:53,740 --> 00:21:55,872
- Are you on your way?
- Yeah, I'm on my way.
606
00:21:55,913 --> 00:21:58,606
- How about you?
- I will be, shortly...
607
00:21:58,647 --> 00:21:59,813
very shortly.
608
00:21:59,846 --> 00:22:01,076
We just got to rehearse
this scene.
609
00:22:01,109 --> 00:22:03,044
- 30 minutes or less.
- Oh, Hank.
610
00:22:03,077 --> 00:22:05,245
I don't want to wait
for what already promises
611
00:22:05,285 --> 00:22:07,348
to be a pretty
unpleasant conversation.
612
00:22:07,381 --> 00:22:08,882
Why you got to be like that?
613
00:22:08,915 --> 00:22:10,754
I'm looking forward to this.
And thank you.
614
00:22:10,787 --> 00:22:12,387
- Thank you for doing it.
- It's okay.
615
00:22:12,421 --> 00:22:13,820
You know, I just want to talk
616
00:22:13,854 --> 00:22:16,354
about how and when you plan
to tell Becca
617
00:22:16,387 --> 00:22:18,392
about all the shiny, new people
in your life,
618
00:22:18,425 --> 00:22:19,792
and then--and then
I want to go, okay?
619
00:22:19,825 --> 00:22:21,023
I want to go home.
620
00:22:21,056 --> 00:22:22,893
- Deal?
- Deal.
621
00:22:22,926 --> 00:22:24,596
But I just got to see you smile
622
00:22:24,629 --> 00:22:27,662
before you go home, okay?
One time?
623
00:22:27,694 --> 00:22:29,364
I can't make any promises.
624
00:22:29,397 --> 00:22:31,696
Perfect. I wouldn't want it
any other way.
625
00:22:31,729 --> 00:22:33,766
I'll see you soon.
626
00:22:42,701 --> 00:22:44,141
- I thought you could use this.
- Oh.
627
00:22:44,236 --> 00:22:46,235
Thanks, kid, you read my mind.
628
00:22:46,276 --> 00:22:48,642
How did I do?
Was I any good?
629
00:22:48,674 --> 00:22:50,943
I don't really remember it,
except for the fart,
630
00:22:50,976 --> 00:22:53,774
which was good--
solid, solid fart.
631
00:22:53,807 --> 00:22:56,078
Yeah, it was fucking
embarrassing, though.
632
00:22:56,111 --> 00:22:57,542
It was memorable.
633
00:22:57,583 --> 00:23:00,076
You were right.
Eddie Nero is a fucking psycho.
634
00:23:00,116 --> 00:23:02,041
I mean, the guy wouldn't stop
talking about you
635
00:23:02,082 --> 00:23:03,608
and taking a man in his mouth.
636
00:23:03,649 --> 00:23:06,308
I think what he really wants
is to take you in his mouth.
637
00:23:06,341 --> 00:23:08,274
Oh, well, it's always nice
to be wanted.
638
00:23:08,314 --> 00:23:09,912
Yeah.
How's it going?
639
00:23:09,945 --> 00:23:11,975
Not great.
640
00:23:12,015 --> 00:23:13,783
- Are you stoned?
- Huh?
641
00:23:13,816 --> 00:23:16,383
- Are you stoned?
- Not as much as I'd like to be.
642
00:23:16,416 --> 00:23:18,549
- And try one.
- We'll just try it.
643
00:23:18,582 --> 00:23:20,915
- Will you just listen?
- And action.
644
00:23:20,948 --> 00:23:22,315
- Freeze!
- Freeze!
645
00:23:22,356 --> 00:23:24,646
You got the right
to remain sexy.
646
00:23:24,679 --> 00:23:25,916
Oh, come on!
647
00:23:25,949 --> 00:23:29,282
And anything you say
will be held against me.
648
00:23:29,315 --> 00:23:30,954
One time, do it like the script--once.
649
00:23:30,987 --> 00:23:33,815
Do you understand the kisses
that's coming out of my mouth?
650
00:23:33,848 --> 00:23:36,288
What the fuck is this?
Cut!
651
00:23:36,321 --> 00:23:38,792
Who the hell is yelling "Cut"
on my se--oh, sorry.
652
00:23:38,825 --> 00:23:40,455
I call "Cut" when I see the inmates
653
00:23:40,496 --> 00:23:41,526
running the fucking asylum!
654
00:23:41,559 --> 00:23:43,460
Hank, what's going on here, man?
655
00:23:43,493 --> 00:23:45,289
I think Hashtag is just
working some shit
656
00:23:45,322 --> 00:23:47,456
through his system,
and--and, you know,
657
00:23:47,489 --> 00:23:49,296
we're gonna circle back
and get it all.
658
00:23:49,329 --> 00:23:50,665
- It's gonna be fine.
- You're the adult.
659
00:23:50,698 --> 00:23:52,194
You have to babysit them,
660
00:23:52,235 --> 00:23:53,769
or they're gonna
rollerblade all over you.
661
00:23:53,802 --> 00:23:55,937
Wait, wait, wait.
Moody's your idea of an adult...
662
00:23:55,970 --> 00:23:57,633
when he's sticking his pecker
in all the female actresses?
663
00:23:57,674 --> 00:23:58,706
For real?
664
00:23:58,739 --> 00:24:00,411
Okay, let's not rehash
ancient history.
665
00:24:00,444 --> 00:24:02,042
That was weeks ago.
We're past that.
666
00:24:02,075 --> 00:24:03,106
Now let's deal with this.
667
00:24:03,147 --> 00:24:05,347
Oh, no, it was five minutes ago!
668
00:24:05,380 --> 00:24:07,083
I caught him macking
on Amy Taylor Walsh.
669
00:24:07,116 --> 00:24:08,649
What the fuck did I tell you?
670
00:24:08,682 --> 00:24:09,745
- You were macking on her?
- [Sighs]
671
00:24:09,786 --> 00:24:11,650
- What does "macking" mean?
- Nothing.
672
00:24:11,683 --> 00:24:13,322
It means, like, making out.
673
00:24:13,355 --> 00:24:16,093
You were--you were macking on
her when you were inside of me?
674
00:24:16,126 --> 00:24:17,927
- Julia, hold on.
- Wait. You were inside her?
675
00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:19,659
- What the fuck, man?
- That didn't happen.
676
00:24:19,692 --> 00:24:21,027
May I suggest a sidebar?
677
00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:23,564
See, I-I should have trusted
my gut with you.
678
00:24:23,597 --> 00:24:25,436
I never should have hired you.
I was right.
679
00:24:25,469 --> 00:24:28,173
You are a fucking toddler
with a toxic personality.
680
00:24:28,206 --> 00:24:29,775
Wait. Does this mean you guys
are getting back together?
681
00:24:29,808 --> 00:24:31,239
'Cause that would be incredible.
682
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:32,708
It's like the world's greatest
fucking love story.
683
00:24:32,741 --> 00:24:34,107
I can't believe
I'm playing second fiddle
684
00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:35,442
to a fucking guest star.
685
00:24:35,475 --> 00:24:37,612
- Come on, really?
- That's not very nice.
686
00:24:37,645 --> 00:24:39,949
Look, I'm not trying
to be a bitch.
687
00:24:39,982 --> 00:24:41,517
- I'm--
- Wait, wait. Wait, wait.
688
00:24:41,550 --> 00:24:43,147
Time-out, time-out.
What's the rules?
689
00:24:43,188 --> 00:24:44,820
She said "bitch."
I can't say "bitch"?
690
00:24:44,853 --> 00:24:46,621
Nobody's talking to you!
691
00:24:46,654 --> 00:24:48,188
- A woman can say it. Exactly.
- Oh, women can say it?
692
00:24:48,222 --> 00:24:49,726
I'm sorry. I just--
I'm feeling slightly used.
693
00:24:49,759 --> 00:24:51,864
That's all it was. Sorry.
I know the feeling.
694
00:24:51,897 --> 00:24:53,464
You knew I liked her. Where's
your fucking sense of honor?
695
00:24:53,497 --> 00:24:56,167
This guy--he has no honor
and no shame!
696
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:57,801
Watch it, you fucking worm.
You want that stink finger?
697
00:24:57,842 --> 00:24:59,377
'Cause I'll fucking give it
to you!
698
00:24:59,410 --> 00:25:00,944
All right, you know what?
You're fucking fired.
699
00:25:00,977 --> 00:25:03,337
Take your fucking stink fingers
and get the fuck off my set,
700
00:25:03,344 --> 00:25:04,711
before you give
somebody pinkeye!
701
00:25:04,744 --> 00:25:06,214
Okay, excuse me.
702
00:25:06,247 --> 00:25:07,711
Whose set is this?
703
00:25:07,744 --> 00:25:09,448
You want to fire someone,
you got to go through me.
704
00:25:09,481 --> 00:25:12,045
- I'm an executive producer.
- In name only.
705
00:25:12,086 --> 00:25:13,718
- Can I fire him?
- No!
706
00:25:13,751 --> 00:25:15,917
You're lucky I live to shoot.
707
00:25:15,950 --> 00:25:18,186
- Rath, look, it's complicated.
- It's not complicated.
708
00:25:18,219 --> 00:25:20,287
I asked you, "Are you okay
with me pursuing her?"
709
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:21,823
- Yes.
- You said you were, right?
710
00:25:21,856 --> 00:25:23,191
- Yes, yes.
- Then you move in on her?
711
00:25:23,224 --> 00:25:24,919
- What the fuck is that?
- I didn't move in on her.
712
00:25:24,959 --> 00:25:26,422
But it's like you said--
713
00:25:26,455 --> 00:25:28,761
we share a kid.
We both have private parts.
714
00:25:28,794 --> 00:25:30,297
Shit happens.
715
00:25:30,330 --> 00:25:32,264
And I'm not--I'm not gonna
apologize for any of this shit.
716
00:25:32,297 --> 00:25:33,694
It's none of your business
who she fucks
717
00:25:33,735 --> 00:25:36,996
or who she doesn't fuck,
'cause it's up to her.
718
00:25:37,029 --> 00:25:38,866
She doesn't exist to service us.
719
00:25:38,899 --> 00:25:41,497
We're lucky she even looks
in our direction occasionally.
720
00:25:41,538 --> 00:25:43,873
Oh, I want to be mad at you,
but then you're so sweet!
721
00:25:43,906 --> 00:25:46,767
I know.
What a fucking asshole.
722
00:25:46,808 --> 00:25:49,669
- What the--
- Okay, back to work!
723
00:25:49,702 --> 00:25:51,541
Let's do the fucking scene,
all right?
724
00:25:51,574 --> 00:25:53,340
If there is so much
as a comma out of place,
725
00:25:53,373 --> 00:25:56,675
we stay all night
until we get it!
726
00:25:56,708 --> 00:25:59,714
This isn't the fucking
Improv Olympics, all right?
727
00:25:59,747 --> 00:26:02,112
It's Rick Rath's
finishing school for assholes,
728
00:26:02,145 --> 00:26:05,046
where the script is innocent
until proven guilty!
729
00:26:05,079 --> 00:26:08,087
[Cell phone ringing]
730
00:26:11,086 --> 00:26:13,685
Karen, I am so sorry.
I'm on my way.
731
00:26:13,718 --> 00:26:15,759
Hank, it's Marcy.
732
00:26:15,792 --> 00:26:17,725
Marcy, what are you doing
with Karen's phone?
733
00:26:17,759 --> 00:26:19,796
And what's this I hear
about you fucking Stu for money?
734
00:26:19,829 --> 00:26:21,325
Hank, shut up and listen to me.
735
00:26:21,366 --> 00:26:23,388
I got to try to get through this
without crying.
736
00:26:23,508 --> 00:26:25,984
I'm at the hospital.
737
00:26:26,104 --> 00:26:29,742
Karen was in a car accident.
738
00:26:36,846 --> 00:26:39,843
[Engine turning]
739
00:26:39,963 --> 00:26:50,755
Sync & corrections by honeybunny
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