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Previously on Californication...
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Rath is fucking my shit up.
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He's all about the drama,
I'm all about the fucking fun.
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I'm not that funny.
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Yeah, but you's fucking
witty, and together we can...
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Damn.
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- Who's that piece ass?
- That? That would be Julia.
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Is it cool if I... pursue her?
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- You're not looking to rekindle?
- No, no, not at all.
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Why not?
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- This is...
- It's a terrible idea.
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A terrible idea.
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I don't like the way Rath
is writing my character.
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You're... you're very pleasant,
uh, just very... very real.
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Oh!
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I can do better.
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I want to sleep with Marcy again,
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with your permission and hers, of course.
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I am willing to pay you
guys a cool $1 million
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if you will let me sleep with her again.
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Think about it.
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We were wondering
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if maybe he could
audition for a small part.
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Um, yeah, you can read
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- for something.
- Awesome.
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I want to talk to you about Becca.
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I know. That's why I'm ducking you.
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Well, when are you gonna
tell her about Levon?
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Just don't give up on me, okay?
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I'm still me.
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We're still us.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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I got it.
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I fucking got it.
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How about I just kiss the bitch?
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- What?
- No.
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What? Wait. What did you say?
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What if I just grabbed her face,
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went in for a slow kiss,
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and just made out with her,
you know what I'm saying?
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Okay, guys, I'm calling my fucking agent,
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- 'cause this is bullshit.
- Amy, hold on.
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Wait. How is this bullshit?
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Yo, let's be bold up in this bitch.
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- Yeah, I...
- What does that even mean?
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I'm not really up on the rules
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of television, per se, but
I think the idea is to...
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- is to milk the sexual tension...
- It is.
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For as long as inhumanly possible.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Let's milk the sexual tension, right?
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Fuck that. Let's change that rule.
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I'd have to run that by Rath.
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Yo, where's that motherfucker anyways?
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He's not even around. He's never even here.
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He just sits up in his ivory tower,
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pulling strings, just like,
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"Dance for me, motherfucker!
Dance! Yeah! Unh!"
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Tell him I am not his bojangles.
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He's got, like, a zillion things to do,
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and he... he thinks the
set is a big time-waster,
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and I'm beginning to see his point.
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Let's not waste time, then.
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What if I kiss this
bitch, make her jealous,
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and they just start, like, fighting.
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Can you stop calling
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- us bitches, Hashtag?
- Yeah.
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Oh, I'm sorry, ladies.
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Look, I'm... look, I mean no harm.
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It's just, like... you know,
I got love for both of y'all,
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but it's the way I express myself.
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You got to let me be free with my language.
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That's what makes me
the Bruce Lee of comedy,
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you know what I'm saying?
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"Enter the fucking dragon," whoo!
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Herr Director,
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care to weigh in with your expert opinion?
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I mean, I think Hashtag has a point.
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Network television is
on its fucking deathbed.
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Goethe said it best.
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Let's be bold, mighty
forces will come to our aid.
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- What do you think?
- Huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I don't know who this bitch "Berta" is,
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but I like the way she thinks.
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All right, so I think
you should talk to Rath.
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Half hour, you guys.
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Half hour, everybody.
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You really think this is a good idea?
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I think it's a terrible idea.
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He's a fucking crazy person.
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He terrifies me, Hank,
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but I got to keep him on my side,
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or it's gonna be a long fucking season.
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You're fucking useless, you know that?
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Am I? Am I useless?
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Or am I, like, a strategic thinker?
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Useless.
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Just go talk to Rath.
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He'll shout it down.
We'll do it as scripted.
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Sometimes you got to indulge the children.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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You're not gonna make me kiss
that fucking lunatic, are you?
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- Not if I can help it.
- Thank God...
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'cause I can think of somebody
else I'd much rather be kissing.
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The director?
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God. Did I tell you?
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He texted me a picture of his penis.
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Oh. How'd you respond?
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I texted back, saying,
"Where's the rest of it?"
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Ah!
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He hasn't give me a note since.
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Amy Taylor Walsh, kicking
ass and taking names.
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That's right, motherfucker.
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Yeah, motherfucker.
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- Speaking of notes...
- Yeah?
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Do you want to come to
my trailer and discuss.
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Yeah, I'm... I'm trying to
be a good boy, you know?
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I'm trying to keep my head on straight.
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Why, Hank? Where's the fun in that?
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No, it's not fun. It's not fun at all.
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But I'm not a "funster" right now.
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I'm trying to be a producer.
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That's right.
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- You're a producer. Of course.
- Mm-hmm.
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Actually, I do need some help
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producing something in my trailer.
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You stop!
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I've got to talk to Rath
before we shoot the scene,
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and I don't want a boner
while I'm doing that.
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Fine. Come by afterwards.
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There's a few lines that need sharpening.
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It's more than a few.
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It's triage, Hank.
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We do what we can in the time we have,
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and if we're lucky,
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we have some good old
dirty fun while we're at it.
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Gosh, you make it sound so honorable.
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You know where to find me.
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- Not a good idea, my friend.
- What?
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That woman is a fucking man-eater.
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The stories are legendary.
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I am staying strong, like bull.
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Do better than that, okay?
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You start fucking the actresses,
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the whole show is gonna go down in flames.
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Trust me, I've been
there, a couple of times.
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I believe you.
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- Fun memories, though.
- Okay.
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Back to earth, where Hashtag
wants me to rewrite the scene.
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Fuck that!
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That's what I said, in my head.
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You're producing the episode, Hank.
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You make the call.
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If they want to do something
stupid, don't let them.
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You tell them no. It's that simple.
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It sounds simple when... when you say it.
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All right, let me ask you something.
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What?
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How do I get back in Julia's good graces?
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I don't know, man.
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I think maybe you just got
to let it go for a while.
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You know, wait until...
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wait until we wrap or get canceled.
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I don't know if I can do that, you know?
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- She haunts my dreams.
- Yeah.
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Has she said anything about me?
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No, not really.
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You know, just...
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no.
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You're not sniffing around there, are you?
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I mean, I would understand
the temptation if you were.
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You have the kid in common.
You both have private parts.
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I would imagine shit could
go down pretty easily.
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- Fuck, I got to go.
- Really? What? Where?
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What could be more fascinating
and important than this?
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I am sitting down with Eddie Nero.
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The network's desperate
for some stunt casting.
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Well... well, give that
pansexual loon my best.
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I will.
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He took a man in his mouth, you know.
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- Really?
- Yeah, it was research
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for a part. He'll tell you all about it.
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He engineered that orgasm
with hands and feet.
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- Can't wait.
- Yeah.
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Stay strong, Hank.
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These are the times that try a man's soul.
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Yeah.
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Psst! Psst!
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- Ooh, ah.
- Hi.
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Let me guess, Rath, huh?
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Lovely.
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Gets my juices flowing. How about yo... mm.
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Mm, well, I guess so.
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Hey, you're not just buttering
me up for notes, are you?
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- I do have one note.
- You do? What is it?
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- Shut up and fuck me.
- Wow!
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You really have caught the
boning bug, haven't you?
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Is there a problem with that?
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No, there's nothing wrong
with it at all. It's just...
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Do you have a problem with
single moms being sexual?
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I-I encourage single moms
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- to be highly sexual.
- Good.
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It's just that I wouldn't want
Levon to find out about it.
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Forget about Levon.
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Yes, but I don't want to get his hopes up.
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Oh, just stay in the moment, okay?
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Oh, my... oh, my God!
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh...
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Mom! Is Hank in there?
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Fucking cock-blocker strikes again.
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Oh.
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Hey, buddy.
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- What's going on?
- What?
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What do you mean?
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- You guys been messing around?
- What?
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Why would you... why would
you... why would you ask that?
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Why would you think that?
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That is a weird fucking
question, dude, right?
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- No, it's not.
- It's fucked up.
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Yeah, well, the energy feels
all weird in here right now...
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- Does it?
- And your makeup's all screwy.
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- You look like a homeless hooker.
- Don't be silly, honey.
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I just have a few
questions about the scene.
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- Yeah.
- Really?
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- Can I help you?
- I need to talk to you.
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Okay, well, let's talk.
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I think we're good?
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Yeah, I just need to fix up my makeup.
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- Get out of here.
- But you got... you know...
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yeah, okay. All right, and you?
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Come back.
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I'm about to do my audition.
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Can... can you be in the room when I do it?
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Ah, I don't have time for that shit
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- right now, kid... sorry.
- Please?
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The casting director hates me.
She thinks it's just a favor.
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- It is just a favor.
- Yeah, I know.
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But at least this way you
can tell Rath you saw me
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and I was fucking awesome.
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I'm worried that she'll tell him I suck,
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and he'll never see it.
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Five minutes... that's all I ask.
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Hey, Hank. Um, Hashtag's looking for you.
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Fuck, where is he?
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Around here somewhere. I don't...
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All right, well, just tell
him I'm on set, all right?
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- Wait. That's a lie.
- So what?
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It's not the fucking boy scouts.
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You don't need to sit in on this, Hank.
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Yet, here I am. Let's
get this party started.
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- Ready, Levon?
- Sure.
255
00:09:40,199 --> 00:09:42,368
Should... should I sit or stand?
256
00:09:42,401 --> 00:09:44,869
Totally up to you, hon.
257
00:09:44,902 --> 00:09:46,802
Relax, kid. You're sweating like a pig.
258
00:09:46,835 --> 00:09:48,036
I know. I know.
259
00:09:48,069 --> 00:09:50,239
I'm really fucking nervous. I'm sorry.
260
00:09:52,244 --> 00:09:55,347
No, no, I don't know if that's
gonna help with the sweating.
261
00:09:55,380 --> 00:09:58,221
Just...
262
00:10:00,328 --> 00:10:02,026
- Oh, my God! Okay.
- You all right?
263
00:10:02,066 --> 00:10:03,331
- Man down.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
264
00:10:03,364 --> 00:10:04,701
I am so sorry.
265
00:10:04,735 --> 00:10:06,775
You know what? No problem.
Don't worry about it.
266
00:10:06,808 --> 00:10:08,640
You all right?
267
00:10:08,673 --> 00:10:10,976
Thank you. Okay, it's just...
268
00:10:11,009 --> 00:10:13,081
- Levon, leave it.
- Great.
269
00:10:13,114 --> 00:10:14,847
- Sorry.
- No, not to worry.
270
00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:16,416
Have a seat.
271
00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,687
Okay.
272
00:10:18,721 --> 00:10:21,520
Slate for the camera.
273
00:10:23,393 --> 00:10:26,094
Hello. I'm Levon Moody...
274
00:10:26,127 --> 00:10:28,094
Hey-o.
275
00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:30,401
Rep... represented by Charles Runkle,
276
00:10:30,434 --> 00:10:32,001
the Runkle Agency.
277
00:10:32,034 --> 00:10:34,833
I'm reading for the part of the kid.
278
00:10:34,874 --> 00:10:36,306
And I'm okay with nudity.
279
00:10:36,339 --> 00:10:38,738
No nudity required.
280
00:10:38,779 --> 00:10:40,750
I know. I'm just letting
you know I-I'm okay with it.
281
00:10:40,783 --> 00:10:42,750
I'm pretty happy with my body right now.
282
00:10:42,783 --> 00:10:45,315
Great. Okay, you ready?
283
00:10:45,348 --> 00:10:47,156
Yes. Yes, I am.
284
00:10:47,189 --> 00:10:49,621
Yo, is your father home?
285
00:10:54,660 --> 00:10:57,197
Oh...
286
00:10:57,230 --> 00:10:59,666
Who... who wants to know?
287
00:10:59,699 --> 00:11:00,729
Danko Jones is who.
288
00:11:00,762 --> 00:11:02,833
Get your old man out here, kid.
289
00:11:08,169 --> 00:11:10,472
Excuse me.
290
00:11:10,505 --> 00:11:11,873
I'm sorry.
291
00:11:11,906 --> 00:11:13,810
I am so sorry. I-I mean, excuse me.
292
00:11:13,843 --> 00:11:15,713
I-I have a really nervous tummy right now.
293
00:11:15,746 --> 00:11:18,144
Can... can I do that again?
294
00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:19,784
You know what? I think we got it.
295
00:11:21,553 --> 00:11:23,586
Sorry. Uh, he didn't believe me, Hank.
296
00:11:23,619 --> 00:11:26,061
- He's coming up the stairs.
- Fuck!
297
00:11:26,094 --> 00:11:27,494
- That was great, kid.
- It stinks in here.
298
00:11:27,527 --> 00:11:28,965
It would have been better
299
00:11:28,998 --> 00:11:32,471
without that one-cheek sneak,
but right up until then, aces.
300
00:11:33,968 --> 00:11:35,535
- Hey. Sorry.
- Oh, hey, Hank.
301
00:11:35,568 --> 00:11:36,974
No, you do not have to apologize.
302
00:11:37,007 --> 00:11:38,776
I'm just... I got to wait for Hashtag.
303
00:11:38,809 --> 00:11:40,281
- He's just, you know...
- Oh, sit down. Stay.
304
00:11:40,314 --> 00:11:41,748
You want a water?
305
00:11:41,781 --> 00:11:43,420
Sure. I'm... I'm a little parched.
306
00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:45,251
- Oh, good.
- Yeah.
307
00:11:45,284 --> 00:11:47,284
- Here you go.
- Thank you.
308
00:11:49,359 --> 00:11:51,231
Oh, look at you.
309
00:11:51,264 --> 00:11:53,232
You kind of feel it, don't you?
310
00:11:53,265 --> 00:11:54,769
Mm, mm-hmm.
311
00:11:54,802 --> 00:11:56,066
What?
312
00:11:56,106 --> 00:11:57,386
You know, like, the us of it all.
313
00:11:57,403 --> 00:11:59,043
- Oh, that!
- Yeah.
314
00:11:59,076 --> 00:12:00,075
So much tension.
315
00:12:00,108 --> 00:12:01,979
- Right, right.
- You know, just...
316
00:12:02,012 --> 00:12:03,380
ever since you started working here...
317
00:12:03,414 --> 00:12:04,646
- Mm-hmm.
- This job has just gotten
318
00:12:04,686 --> 00:12:06,150
to be so much more fun, you know,
319
00:12:06,183 --> 00:12:07,549
like, exponentially more fun.
320
00:12:07,582 --> 00:12:09,517
Well, you know, I-I try to be additive.
321
00:12:09,550 --> 00:12:11,389
Yeah. Yeah, it's just nice
322
00:12:11,422 --> 00:12:13,388
to have some real male energy around here.
323
00:12:13,420 --> 00:12:14,723
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
- You know, Rath... he's cool.
324
00:12:14,756 --> 00:12:15,858
He's great and all,
325
00:12:15,891 --> 00:12:17,722
but, you know, he's just so closed off.
326
00:12:17,763 --> 00:12:19,930
Yeah, I do find him
emotionally unavailable.
327
00:12:19,963 --> 00:12:21,497
- Oh, totally.
- Mm, yeah.
328
00:12:21,530 --> 00:12:23,233
And you don't know what it's
like to sit next to Hugh.
329
00:12:23,266 --> 00:12:24,296
- Oh, I do.
- He's just...
330
00:12:24,329 --> 00:12:25,694
Yeah, it's excruciating.
331
00:12:25,727 --> 00:12:28,661
Yeah, so I just want you
to know that I am into it...
332
00:12:28,702 --> 00:12:29,733
- All right.
- If you are.
333
00:12:29,766 --> 00:12:30,837
Well, into what exactly?
334
00:12:30,870 --> 00:12:32,102
You know, like an interoffice romance...
335
00:12:32,135 --> 00:12:33,407
- Oh, okay, you know what?
- You know, some kind
336
00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:34,576
of a thing like... you know?
337
00:12:34,609 --> 00:12:36,241
- Oh.
- Yeah, you know what, jade?
338
00:12:36,274 --> 00:12:37,843
- Oh.
- I got an idea.
339
00:12:37,884 --> 00:12:39,347
Let's not, and pleasure ourselves
340
00:12:39,380 --> 00:12:40,616
to the thought that we did.
341
00:12:40,650 --> 00:12:41,943
Oh, a little naughty.
342
00:12:41,984 --> 00:12:44,079
Yes, I took the sexual harassment seminar.
343
00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:46,319
- Or I bribed Hugh to take it...
- Uh-huh.
344
00:12:46,352 --> 00:12:47,952
With a sprinkles gift card, you know?
345
00:12:47,985 --> 00:12:49,255
And I just don't think
346
00:12:49,288 --> 00:12:51,856
that my handsome ten
inches is worth the trouble.
347
00:12:51,889 --> 00:12:53,024
You know what they say...
348
00:12:53,057 --> 00:12:54,498
a moment on the lips,
a lifetime on the hips.
349
00:12:54,531 --> 00:12:57,696
- It doesn't really make sense.
- Oh, I am making you flustered!
350
00:12:57,729 --> 00:12:59,736
Aren't I?
351
00:12:59,769 --> 00:13:00,864
Yes, you are.
352
00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:02,472
Come on, it would be so fun, you know.
353
00:13:02,505 --> 00:13:04,368
And it's not love or anything, you know?
354
00:13:04,401 --> 00:13:05,608
- No, no.
- But you are definitely
355
00:13:05,641 --> 00:13:07,105
the hottest guy in the room.
356
00:13:07,138 --> 00:13:08,643
Well, that's... that's not
really saying much, is it?
357
00:13:08,676 --> 00:13:10,315
Oh, I mean, and it's safe to say
358
00:13:10,348 --> 00:13:12,052
that I'm the hottest girl in the room.
359
00:13:12,085 --> 00:13:13,316
Well, you are. You are...
360
00:13:13,349 --> 00:13:15,252
- except for Terry, of course.
- Of course!
361
00:13:15,285 --> 00:13:16,251
- Right.
- Yeah.
362
00:13:16,284 --> 00:13:17,321
Terry is pretty ho...
363
00:13:17,354 --> 00:13:18,753
what is the deal with him, anyway?
364
00:13:18,786 --> 00:13:19,921
I haven't been able to get the
straight story from anybody.
365
00:13:19,954 --> 00:13:21,089
Yeah, I'm not really sure.
366
00:13:21,122 --> 00:13:22,992
Everyone says one thing,
and then he says anoth...
367
00:13:23,025 --> 00:13:24,287
- Yep.
- Oh! Oh, hey.
368
00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:26,524
- Hank, your manager's here.
- Oh, awesome.
369
00:13:26,557 --> 00:13:27,923
All right, well, you think about it, Hank.
370
00:13:27,956 --> 00:13:29,757
I will, "Jarde."
371
00:13:29,797 --> 00:13:31,494
Think about what?
372
00:13:31,527 --> 00:13:33,230
None of your fucking business, Hugh.
373
00:13:33,263 --> 00:13:34,502
Get out of here.
374
00:13:34,535 --> 00:13:37,398
Close the door.
375
00:13:39,135 --> 00:13:41,578
- Jade's pretty cute, huh?
- Totes.
376
00:13:41,611 --> 00:13:43,685
I'm trying to get the nerve to ask her out.
377
00:13:43,718 --> 00:13:46,285
You should do that. You
should do that right now.
378
00:13:46,319 --> 00:13:47,880
- Yeah, you think I have a shot?
- Yeah.
379
00:13:47,885 --> 00:13:49,920
We're always the last to know, aren't we?
380
00:13:49,953 --> 00:13:52,750
She is totally warm for
your pear-shaped form, dude.
381
00:13:52,783 --> 00:13:54,256
Trust.
382
00:13:54,289 --> 00:13:56,823
What's up, sweet cheeks?
What are you doing here?
383
00:13:56,856 --> 00:13:59,023
I came to support my most important client
384
00:13:59,056 --> 00:14:01,192
as he produces his very
first episode of television.
385
00:14:01,233 --> 00:14:03,095
Yeah, it's really kind
of an imposition, Charlie.
386
00:14:03,128 --> 00:14:04,366
I don't have time to babysit
387
00:14:04,399 --> 00:14:06,131
your pale, pockmarked ass right now.
388
00:14:06,164 --> 00:14:08,445
Actually, I kind of need to
talk to you about something.
389
00:14:08,470 --> 00:14:09,551
Of course it's about you.
390
00:14:09,567 --> 00:14:11,168
I should have figured that out sooner.
391
00:14:11,209 --> 00:14:13,176
I'm in a really bad way right now, Hank.
392
00:14:13,209 --> 00:14:15,743
What is it... still with
the uncooperative ween?
393
00:14:15,776 --> 00:14:17,544
No, that's working
pretty well now, actually.
394
00:14:17,577 --> 00:14:19,577
Well, that's great!
395
00:14:19,618 --> 00:14:22,017
- Right?
- Not exactly.
396
00:14:22,050 --> 00:14:23,482
Come on, Charlie, I don't have all day.
397
00:14:23,523 --> 00:14:25,691
I got to meet Karen for a drink later on.
398
00:14:25,724 --> 00:14:27,952
A drink with Karen...
what's that all about?
399
00:14:27,993 --> 00:14:29,689
Everything is so fucking crazy right now,
400
00:14:29,722 --> 00:14:32,226
I don't feel like I can make
the right move to save my life,
401
00:14:32,259 --> 00:14:33,896
and she centers me, you know?
402
00:14:33,929 --> 00:14:36,231
I could use some
centering myself right now.
403
00:14:36,265 --> 00:14:38,567
Okay. All right, buddy, out with it.
404
00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:39,902
What is it?
405
00:14:39,935 --> 00:14:43,610
Stu has offered me a million dollars
406
00:14:43,643 --> 00:14:45,210
to let him fuck Marcy again.
407
00:14:45,243 --> 00:14:47,074
You're kidding?
408
00:14:47,107 --> 00:14:48,813
- I'm not kidding.
- That is fucked up, Charlie.
409
00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:49,854
I know!
410
00:14:49,887 --> 00:14:51,858
You're not gonna do it, are you?
411
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,721
I don't know yet.
412
00:14:53,762 --> 00:14:56,057
Marcy really wants the money.
413
00:14:56,090 --> 00:14:59,333
- We could really use the cash.
- Wow.
414
00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:01,333
You know, I-I would never
be okay with somebody
415
00:15:01,366 --> 00:15:03,071
fucking Karen for a million dollars.
416
00:15:03,104 --> 00:15:04,713
I mean, I had to put up
with Bates banging her
417
00:15:04,746 --> 00:15:07,247
for that whole time, and I
didn't even get paid for it.
418
00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:08,879
And who knows what kind of nasty shit
419
00:15:08,912 --> 00:15:10,613
is swimming around that guy's urethra?
420
00:15:10,646 --> 00:15:13,276
He's probably got the avian flu
swimming around in his semen.
421
00:15:13,317 --> 00:15:15,453
- Back to me, okay?
- Sure. What?
422
00:15:15,486 --> 00:15:17,619
All right, slightly complicating matters
423
00:15:17,652 --> 00:15:20,653
is the fact that every
single time we discuss it,
424
00:15:20,686 --> 00:15:23,158
we get incredibly turned
on and end up fucking.
425
00:15:23,191 --> 00:15:25,124
What the fuck is wrong with you two?
426
00:15:25,157 --> 00:15:26,831
I don't know.
427
00:15:26,864 --> 00:15:28,569
I'll tell you what's wrong
with you and your dick, Charlie.
428
00:15:28,602 --> 00:15:30,082
It's that deep down, you don't believe
429
00:15:30,105 --> 00:15:31,334
that you deserve to be happy.
430
00:15:31,367 --> 00:15:32,639
That's your fucking problem.
431
00:15:32,672 --> 00:15:34,233
You got to tell your dick that it's okay
432
00:15:34,241 --> 00:15:35,705
to live happily ever after.
433
00:15:35,746 --> 00:15:38,407
- Speak of the fucking devil.
- The handsome devil.
434
00:15:38,439 --> 00:15:40,141
How's everything going on the stage?
435
00:15:40,174 --> 00:15:41,309
It's a fucking nightmare, Stu.
436
00:15:41,342 --> 00:15:44,107
- Care to lend a hand?
- Oh, God, no.
437
00:15:44,148 --> 00:15:46,749
I'm what they call a
"hands-off executive producer."
438
00:15:46,782 --> 00:15:48,317
Except when it comes to the money, right?
439
00:15:48,350 --> 00:15:49,484
Oh, but of course.
440
00:15:49,517 --> 00:15:51,116
Oh, speaking of money,
441
00:15:51,149 --> 00:15:52,819
I'm gonna be putting a clock
442
00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:55,090
on that offer I made you, Charlie.
443
00:15:55,123 --> 00:15:57,026
I think you know which
one I'm talking about.
444
00:15:57,059 --> 00:15:59,258
Yeah, we know all about
your indecent proposal, Stu.
445
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:00,963
Well, I think it is very decent...
446
00:16:00,996 --> 00:16:02,996
- Oh! Oh-ho!
- Oh!
447
00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:04,468
- My man, butterbean!
- Oh!
448
00:16:04,501 --> 00:16:05,933
- Champion!
- Jesus!
449
00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:07,902
Runkle, are you out of your mind?
450
00:16:07,935 --> 00:16:09,575
You insulted my man's pride.
451
00:16:09,608 --> 00:16:10,911
- That's right.
- Insulted him?
452
00:16:10,944 --> 00:16:12,439
I made a very generous offer,
453
00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:14,975
and I think it speaks to the depth
454
00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:17,513
of my feelings for Marcy
that the offer still stands,
455
00:16:17,554 --> 00:16:21,786
in spite of this completely
unwarranted aggression.
456
00:16:21,827 --> 00:16:23,955
Hashtag's looking for you, Hank.
457
00:16:23,996 --> 00:16:27,859
What the fuck does that asshole want now?
458
00:16:27,900 --> 00:16:30,931
He's standing right behind me, isn't he?
459
00:16:32,205 --> 00:16:33,445
I thought we was friends, Moody.
460
00:16:33,467 --> 00:16:35,104
We are, Hashtag. We are.
461
00:16:35,137 --> 00:16:37,000
It's just... it's... I'm
in such a frenzy here,
462
00:16:37,033 --> 00:16:40,507
and this bitch is running
off the rails as we speak.
463
00:16:40,540 --> 00:16:42,410
Come on, walk with me.
464
00:16:42,443 --> 00:16:44,482
Man, what the fuck is up
with that motherfucker?
465
00:16:44,515 --> 00:16:45,747
Which one?
466
00:16:45,780 --> 00:16:47,917
The one whose gender
confuses the shit out of me.
467
00:16:47,950 --> 00:16:50,760
- Terry, yep.
- Yeah, Terry.
468
00:16:50,793 --> 00:16:52,329
What's the deal with that lady-dude?
469
00:16:52,362 --> 00:16:53,899
I haven't been able to
get a straight answer.
470
00:16:53,932 --> 00:16:55,835
- I don't know.
- You smoke weed?
471
00:16:55,868 --> 00:16:58,373
- I most certainly do.
- Smoke with me.
472
00:16:58,406 --> 00:17:00,871
- Vaporizer.
- I will.
473
00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:06,415
Level with me, Moody.
474
00:17:06,449 --> 00:17:08,815
- You think I got what it takes?
- What it takes?
475
00:17:08,848 --> 00:17:10,320
Yeah, to handle superstardom.
476
00:17:10,353 --> 00:17:14,657
Sure. Why not, Hashtag?
You're as cool as they come.
477
00:17:14,690 --> 00:17:17,857
I present myself that
way, but I don't know, man.
478
00:17:17,898 --> 00:17:20,067
It's like, sometimes I want
to go back to the clubs,
479
00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:21,667
you know, make motherfuckers
laugh their asses off,
480
00:17:21,700 --> 00:17:23,572
- you know what I'm saying?
- Yeah, I get it.
481
00:17:23,605 --> 00:17:25,907
Sometimes I want to go
back to my childhood bedroom
482
00:17:25,940 --> 00:17:28,003
and write a short story
and then pleasure myself
483
00:17:28,044 --> 00:17:31,136
to my trusty old copy of Penthouse Letters.
484
00:17:31,177 --> 00:17:32,945
You know, if this shit flops, right,
485
00:17:32,978 --> 00:17:34,915
my face is on every billboard.
486
00:17:34,948 --> 00:17:36,818
That's why I'm so particular about my shit.
487
00:17:36,851 --> 00:17:38,647
I-I understand. It's just...
488
00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:40,150
I wouldn't steer you wrong, Hashtag.
489
00:17:40,183 --> 00:17:44,216
So what you think about Amy Taylor Walsh?
490
00:17:44,257 --> 00:17:45,752
Very talented.
491
00:17:45,785 --> 00:17:47,393
Yeah, yeah, she's a good actor and all.
492
00:17:47,426 --> 00:17:49,892
I'm saying, like, you know,
she's crazy hot, right?
493
00:17:49,933 --> 00:17:52,053
Hey, why don't you write me
a scene where me and her...
494
00:17:52,069 --> 00:17:53,437
like, we're just making out.
495
00:17:53,470 --> 00:17:55,374
I mean, I don't care if
it's, like, a dream sequence.
496
00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:56,438
That way, if the show get canceled,
497
00:17:56,471 --> 00:17:57,438
at least I'll have that.
498
00:17:57,469 --> 00:17:58,971
I could do that for you, Hashtag,
499
00:17:59,004 --> 00:18:01,104
but I think the third
episode is too soon, you know?
500
00:18:01,137 --> 00:18:03,506
I trust your instincts.
501
00:18:03,539 --> 00:18:05,210
I thought you were into Julia.
502
00:18:05,243 --> 00:18:08,049
Nah, Julia, man... it's too complicated.
503
00:18:08,082 --> 00:18:09,774
You got a kid with her. Rath digs her.
504
00:18:09,815 --> 00:18:11,213
I'm good, man.
505
00:18:11,246 --> 00:18:13,213
I'm not trying to have a
project on my hands, you feel me?
506
00:18:13,246 --> 00:18:16,013
Copy that, motherfucker.
507
00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:17,317
Yeah, man.
508
00:18:17,350 --> 00:18:18,590
You know, I'm happy we had this talk.
509
00:18:18,623 --> 00:18:20,318
I feel like we connected on a human level.
510
00:18:20,359 --> 00:18:21,453
Me too.
511
00:18:21,486 --> 00:18:23,525
- I really respect your writing.
- Thank you.
512
00:18:23,558 --> 00:18:25,956
And I really respect your taste in weed.
513
00:18:25,990 --> 00:18:28,429
Hey, we can smoke anytime.
514
00:18:28,462 --> 00:18:30,197
Boys! Ah!
515
00:18:30,230 --> 00:18:32,597
- What up? What up?
- Oh, whoo!
516
00:18:32,630 --> 00:18:34,364
Hey, y'all got some pitches for me?
517
00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:36,469
Yeah! Yo, man, we got a phone book
518
00:18:36,502 --> 00:18:38,405
full of funny shit right
here, brother, right here.
519
00:18:38,438 --> 00:18:39,804
We're shitting jokes on
the walk over here, boy.
520
00:18:39,837 --> 00:18:41,074
Shitting jokes? Shitting jokes!
521
00:18:41,107 --> 00:18:42,876
What? What? What?
522
00:18:42,909 --> 00:18:44,676
Shit them jokes! Hey,
fuck exposition, right?
523
00:18:44,709 --> 00:18:46,475
Wait, wait, hold it. What
are you talking about?
524
00:18:46,516 --> 00:18:48,840
Oh, I had them rewrite the
scene, you know what I'm saying?
525
00:18:48,881 --> 00:18:50,909
- Punch it up, make it funny.
- My... my scene?
526
00:18:50,942 --> 00:18:52,814
The one I wrote, the
one we're about to shoot?
527
00:18:52,847 --> 00:18:54,150
I mean, you said you
didn't want to rewrite it,
528
00:18:54,183 --> 00:18:56,380
so I had these boys come
in, you know, make it funny.
529
00:18:56,413 --> 00:18:58,485
And plus, you know what?
You're not a comedy writer.
530
00:18:58,518 --> 00:19:01,119
But I'm witty, right?
531
00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:04,193
- Sorry, Moody.
- I still love you, Moody.
532
00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:06,434
Amy Taylor Walsh wants to see you...
533
00:19:06,467 --> 00:19:08,570
- in her trailer.
- Lovely.
534
00:19:08,603 --> 00:19:09,939
Do you want me to chaperone?
535
00:19:09,972 --> 00:19:11,932
I do have a lot of experience
with these weirdoes.
536
00:19:11,941 --> 00:19:14,278
That is a kind offer, Terry, but...
537
00:19:14,311 --> 00:19:15,414
but, no, thank you.
538
00:19:15,448 --> 00:19:17,680
But... but can I ask you something?
539
00:19:17,713 --> 00:19:20,952
Yes.
540
00:19:20,985 --> 00:19:23,823
Never mind.
541
00:19:23,857 --> 00:19:25,558
Forget it.
542
00:19:33,925 --> 00:19:36,733
Come in.
543
00:19:40,935 --> 00:19:42,039
Wowza.
544
00:19:42,072 --> 00:19:44,469
Just wanted your thoughts on my wardrobe.
545
00:19:44,510 --> 00:19:46,109
- Huh.
- What do you think?
546
00:19:46,142 --> 00:19:48,044
I think it looks great.
547
00:19:48,077 --> 00:19:50,076
Is... is there another option?
548
00:19:50,109 --> 00:19:51,676
Nope.
549
00:19:51,709 --> 00:19:54,683
I just really wanted you to
see me in my lacy underthings.
550
00:19:54,716 --> 00:19:57,716
Mission accomplished,
and thank you for that.
551
00:19:57,749 --> 00:19:59,418
You're welcome.
552
00:19:59,450 --> 00:20:01,416
You know, I do need to fix something.
553
00:20:01,449 --> 00:20:04,657
- What is that?
- This.
554
00:20:07,688 --> 00:20:09,422
- Mm.
- There, done.
555
00:20:09,455 --> 00:20:11,125
What... what exactly did you fix?
556
00:20:11,158 --> 00:20:13,026
I just... I didn't think it was right
557
00:20:13,059 --> 00:20:15,258
that you'd gone down on me,
and we hadn't even kissed yet.
558
00:20:15,291 --> 00:20:16,361
Oh, you're right.
559
00:20:16,394 --> 00:20:18,062
That does seem a little improper.
560
00:20:18,096 --> 00:20:19,661
- Mm-hmm.
- Absolutely right.
561
00:20:19,695 --> 00:20:21,491
Yeah, very.
562
00:20:21,524 --> 00:20:23,394
Oh, you... ooh, you know
what, Amy Taylor Walsh?
563
00:20:23,426 --> 00:20:24,994
I'm gonna go out on a limb here
564
00:20:25,027 --> 00:20:29,769
and suggest that perhaps
this is not the best of ideas.
565
00:20:29,802 --> 00:20:31,297
Why is that?
566
00:20:31,338 --> 00:20:35,968
Because these are the
times that try men's souls.
567
00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:37,773
Is that what I'm doing?
568
00:20:37,806 --> 00:20:40,370
- Yeah.
- Am I trying your soul?
569
00:20:40,403 --> 00:20:43,271
Among other things.
570
00:20:45,572 --> 00:20:48,308
Mm. Are you high?
571
00:20:48,341 --> 00:20:50,840
Um, a little bit more than I'd like to be.
572
00:20:50,873 --> 00:20:54,536
Hmm. Who'd you get high with?
573
00:20:54,577 --> 00:20:57,476
Amy Taylor Walsh!
574
00:20:57,509 --> 00:21:00,044
What the... what the...
575
00:21:00,077 --> 00:21:02,043
- What the fuck is this shit?
- What the fuck?
576
00:21:02,076 --> 00:21:03,796
You can't just come
busting into my trailer!
577
00:21:03,811 --> 00:21:05,043
Lock the fucking door.
578
00:21:05,084 --> 00:21:07,347
I wasn't expecting any fucking visitors.
579
00:21:07,380 --> 00:21:09,052
- Listen, I'm gonna go...
- This is my joint, okay?
580
00:21:09,085 --> 00:21:11,053
I'm number one on the call sheet!
581
00:21:11,086 --> 00:21:13,094
I don't give a shit what number you are,
582
00:21:13,127 --> 00:21:14,463
I'm not gonna fuck you, Hashtag.
583
00:21:14,496 --> 00:21:15,830
Well, you making a mistake,
584
00:21:15,863 --> 00:21:17,860
'cause bitches love me, and
I need an on-set romance!
585
00:21:17,893 --> 00:21:19,691
Go fuck an extra! That's what they're for.
586
00:21:19,732 --> 00:21:22,727
- I'm too pretty for that.
- Get out!
587
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:24,063
Bullshit!
588
00:21:24,096 --> 00:21:26,630
Can you believe how
unprofessional some people are?
589
00:21:26,663 --> 00:21:27,933
- So unprofessional.
- So crazy.
590
00:21:29,334 --> 00:21:31,365
Moody, I can't believe this, man.
591
00:21:31,398 --> 00:21:33,867
After the talk we had? This is bullshit.
592
00:21:33,900 --> 00:21:35,433
Get out.
593
00:21:35,466 --> 00:21:37,034
They're ready on set.
594
00:21:37,067 --> 00:21:39,442
All right, let's make some television!
595
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:48,572
- Are you on your way?
- Yeah, I'm on my way.
596
00:21:48,613 --> 00:21:51,306
- How about you?
- I will be, shortly...
597
00:21:51,347 --> 00:21:52,513
very shortly.
598
00:21:52,546 --> 00:21:53,776
We just got to rehearse this scene.
599
00:21:53,809 --> 00:21:55,744
- 30 minutes or less.
- Oh, Hank.
600
00:21:55,777 --> 00:21:57,945
I don't want to wait
for what already promises
601
00:21:57,985 --> 00:22:00,048
to be a pretty unpleasant conversation.
602
00:22:00,081 --> 00:22:01,582
Why you got to be like that?
603
00:22:01,615 --> 00:22:03,454
I'm looking forward to this. And thank you.
604
00:22:03,487 --> 00:22:05,087
- Thank you for doing it.
- It's okay.
605
00:22:05,121 --> 00:22:06,520
You know, I just want to talk
606
00:22:06,554 --> 00:22:09,054
about how and when you plan to tell Becca
607
00:22:09,087 --> 00:22:11,092
about all the shiny,
new people in your life,
608
00:22:11,125 --> 00:22:12,492
and then... and then I want to go, okay?
609
00:22:12,525 --> 00:22:13,723
I want to go home.
610
00:22:13,756 --> 00:22:15,593
- Deal?
- Deal.
611
00:22:15,626 --> 00:22:17,296
But I just got to see you smile
612
00:22:17,329 --> 00:22:20,362
before you go home, okay? One time?
613
00:22:20,394 --> 00:22:22,064
I can't make any promises.
614
00:22:22,097 --> 00:22:24,396
Perfect. I wouldn't want it any other way.
615
00:22:24,429 --> 00:22:26,466
I'll see you soon.
616
00:22:35,401 --> 00:22:36,841
- I thought you could use this.
- Oh.
617
00:22:36,936 --> 00:22:38,935
Thanks, kid, you read my mind.
618
00:22:38,976 --> 00:22:41,342
How did I do? Was I any good?
619
00:22:41,374 --> 00:22:43,643
I don't really remember
it, except for the fart,
620
00:22:43,676 --> 00:22:46,474
which was good... solid, solid fart.
621
00:22:46,507 --> 00:22:48,778
Yeah, it was fucking embarrassing, though.
622
00:22:48,811 --> 00:22:50,242
It was memorable.
623
00:22:50,283 --> 00:22:52,776
You were right. Eddie
Nero is a fucking psycho.
624
00:22:52,816 --> 00:22:54,741
I mean, the guy wouldn't
stop talking about you
625
00:22:54,782 --> 00:22:56,308
and taking a man in his mouth.
626
00:22:56,349 --> 00:22:59,008
I think what he really wants
is to take you in his mouth.
627
00:22:59,041 --> 00:23:00,974
Oh, well, it's always nice to be wanted.
628
00:23:01,014 --> 00:23:02,612
Yeah. How's it going?
629
00:23:02,645 --> 00:23:04,675
Not great.
630
00:23:04,715 --> 00:23:06,483
- Are you stoned?
- Huh?
631
00:23:06,516 --> 00:23:09,083
- Are you stoned?
- Not as much as I'd like to be.
632
00:23:09,116 --> 00:23:11,249
- And try one.
- We'll just try it.
633
00:23:11,282 --> 00:23:13,615
- Will you just listen?
- And action.
634
00:23:13,648 --> 00:23:15,015
- Freeze!
- Freeze!
635
00:23:15,056 --> 00:23:17,346
You got the right to remain sexy.
636
00:23:17,379 --> 00:23:18,616
Oh, come on!
637
00:23:18,649 --> 00:23:21,982
And anything you say
will be held against me.
638
00:23:22,015 --> 00:23:23,654
One time, do it like the script... once.
639
00:23:23,687 --> 00:23:26,515
Do you understand the kisses
that's coming out of my mouth?
640
00:23:26,548 --> 00:23:28,988
What the fuck is this? Cut!
641
00:23:29,021 --> 00:23:31,492
Who the hell is yelling
"Cut" on my se... oh, sorry.
642
00:23:31,525 --> 00:23:33,155
I call "Cut" when I see the inmates
643
00:23:33,196 --> 00:23:34,226
running the fucking asylum!
644
00:23:34,259 --> 00:23:36,160
Hank, what's going on here, man?
645
00:23:36,193 --> 00:23:37,989
I think Hashtag is just working some shit
646
00:23:38,022 --> 00:23:40,156
through his system, and... and, you know,
647
00:23:40,189 --> 00:23:41,996
we're gonna circle back and get it all.
648
00:23:42,029 --> 00:23:43,365
- It's gonna be fine.
- You're the adult.
649
00:23:43,398 --> 00:23:44,894
You have to babysit them,
650
00:23:44,935 --> 00:23:46,469
or they're gonna rollerblade all over you.
651
00:23:46,502 --> 00:23:48,637
Wait, wait, wait. Moody's
your idea of an adult...
652
00:23:48,670 --> 00:23:50,333
when he's sticking his pecker
in all the female actresses?
653
00:23:50,374 --> 00:23:51,406
For real?
654
00:23:51,439 --> 00:23:53,111
Okay, let's not rehash ancient history.
655
00:23:53,144 --> 00:23:54,742
That was weeks ago. We're past that.
656
00:23:54,775 --> 00:23:55,806
Now let's deal with this.
657
00:23:55,847 --> 00:23:58,047
Oh, no, it was five minutes ago!
658
00:23:58,080 --> 00:23:59,783
I caught him macking on Amy Taylor Walsh.
659
00:23:59,816 --> 00:24:01,349
What the fuck did I tell you?
660
00:24:01,382 --> 00:24:02,445
You were macking on her?
661
00:24:02,486 --> 00:24:04,350
- What does "macking" mean?
- Nothing.
662
00:24:04,383 --> 00:24:06,022
It means, like, making out.
663
00:24:06,055 --> 00:24:08,793
You were... you were macking on
her when you were inside of me?
664
00:24:08,826 --> 00:24:10,627
- Julia, hold on.
- Wait. You were inside her?
665
00:24:10,657 --> 00:24:12,359
- What the fuck, man?
- That didn't happen.
666
00:24:12,392 --> 00:24:13,727
May I suggest a sidebar?
667
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:16,264
See, I-I should have
trusted my gut with you.
668
00:24:16,297 --> 00:24:18,136
I never should have hired you. I was right.
669
00:24:18,169 --> 00:24:20,873
You are a fucking toddler
with a toxic personality.
670
00:24:20,906 --> 00:24:22,475
Wait. Does this mean you guys
are getting back together?
671
00:24:22,508 --> 00:24:23,939
'Cause that would be incredible.
672
00:24:23,980 --> 00:24:25,408
It's like the world's
greatest fucking love story.
673
00:24:25,441 --> 00:24:26,807
I can't believe I'm playing second fiddle
674
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,142
to a fucking guest star.
675
00:24:28,175 --> 00:24:30,312
- Come on, really?
- That's not very nice.
676
00:24:30,345 --> 00:24:32,649
Look, I'm not trying to be a bitch.
677
00:24:32,682 --> 00:24:34,217
- I'm...
- Wait, wait. Wait, wait.
678
00:24:34,250 --> 00:24:35,847
Time-out, time-out.
What's the rules?
679
00:24:35,888 --> 00:24:37,520
She said "bitch." I can't say "bitch"?
680
00:24:37,553 --> 00:24:39,321
Nobody's talking to you!
681
00:24:39,354 --> 00:24:40,888
- A woman can say it. Exactly.
- Oh, women can say it?
682
00:24:40,922 --> 00:24:42,426
I'm sorry. I just... I'm
feeling slightly used.
683
00:24:42,459 --> 00:24:44,564
That's all it was.
Sorry. I know the feeling.
684
00:24:44,597 --> 00:24:46,164
You knew I liked her. Where's
your fucking sense of honor?
685
00:24:46,197 --> 00:24:48,867
This guy... he has no honor and no shame!
686
00:24:48,900 --> 00:24:50,501
Watch it, you fucking worm.
You want that stink finger?
687
00:24:50,542 --> 00:24:52,077
'Cause I'll fucking give it to you!
688
00:24:52,110 --> 00:24:53,644
All right, you know what?
You're fucking fired.
689
00:24:53,677 --> 00:24:56,037
Take your fucking stink fingers
and get the fuck off my set,
690
00:24:56,044 --> 00:24:57,411
before you give somebody pinkeye!
691
00:24:57,444 --> 00:24:58,914
Okay, excuse me.
692
00:24:58,947 --> 00:25:00,411
Whose set is this?
693
00:25:00,444 --> 00:25:02,148
You want to fire someone,
you got to go through me.
694
00:25:02,181 --> 00:25:04,745
- I'm an executive producer.
- In name only.
695
00:25:04,786 --> 00:25:06,418
- Can I fire him?
- No!
696
00:25:06,451 --> 00:25:08,617
You're lucky I live to shoot.
697
00:25:08,650 --> 00:25:10,886
- Rath, look, it's complicated.
- It's not complicated.
698
00:25:10,919 --> 00:25:12,987
I asked you, "Are you
okay with me pursuing her?"
699
00:25:13,020 --> 00:25:14,523
- Yes.
- You said you were, right?
700
00:25:14,556 --> 00:25:15,891
- Yes, yes.
- Then you move in on her?
701
00:25:15,924 --> 00:25:17,619
- What the fuck is that?
- I didn't move in on her.
702
00:25:17,659 --> 00:25:19,122
But it's like you said...
703
00:25:19,155 --> 00:25:21,461
we share a kid. We both have private parts.
704
00:25:21,494 --> 00:25:22,997
Shit happens.
705
00:25:23,030 --> 00:25:24,964
And I'm not... I'm not gonna
apologize for any of this shit.
706
00:25:24,997 --> 00:25:26,394
It's none of your business who she fucks
707
00:25:26,435 --> 00:25:29,696
or who she doesn't fuck,
'cause it's up to her.
708
00:25:29,729 --> 00:25:31,566
She doesn't exist to service us.
709
00:25:31,599 --> 00:25:34,197
We're lucky she even looks
in our direction occasionally.
710
00:25:34,238 --> 00:25:36,573
Oh, I want to be mad at you,
but then you're so sweet!
711
00:25:36,606 --> 00:25:39,467
I know. What a fucking asshole.
712
00:25:39,508 --> 00:25:42,369
- What the...
- Okay, back to work!
713
00:25:42,402 --> 00:25:44,241
Let's do the fucking scene, all right?
714
00:25:44,274 --> 00:25:46,040
If there is so much as
a comma out of place,
715
00:25:46,073 --> 00:25:49,375
we stay all night until we get it!
716
00:25:49,408 --> 00:25:52,414
This isn't the fucking
Improv Olympics, all right?
717
00:25:52,447 --> 00:25:54,812
It's Rick Rath's finishing
school for assholes,
718
00:25:54,845 --> 00:25:57,746
where the script is
innocent until proven guilty!
719
00:26:03,786 --> 00:26:06,385
Karen, I am so sorry. I'm on my way.
720
00:26:06,418 --> 00:26:08,459
Hank, it's Marcy.
721
00:26:08,492 --> 00:26:10,425
Marcy, what are you
doing with Karen's phone?
722
00:26:10,459 --> 00:26:12,496
And what's this I hear about
you fucking Stu for money?
723
00:26:12,529 --> 00:26:14,025
Hank, shut up and listen to me.
724
00:26:14,066 --> 00:26:16,088
I got to try to get
through this without crying.
725
00:26:16,208 --> 00:26:18,684
I'm at the hospital.
726
00:26:18,804 --> 00:26:22,442
Karen was in a car accident.
727
00:26:32,663 --> 00:26:43,455
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