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You're the cutest.

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No, you're the cutest.

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No, you're the cutest.

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No, you're the cutest.

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No, you're the cutest.

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Okay enough.

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You're the cutest.

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Get a room.

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Can we use your office again?

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No, too cramped in there, remember?

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Oh yeah.

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What?

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Oh, Rose again?

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Harry, does Rose like me?

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She totally likes you.

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Don't say anything, but she seems a bit

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jealous of the time we spend together.

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Which comes off as a little...

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Bitchy?

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So does tipping ten percent, doctor.

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Let me guess.

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Rose again.

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Okay, good-bye, handsome.

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Hey.

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Don't say anything, but Laila thinks

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you're a bit jealous...

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Me?

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Jealous?

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Of you and Laila?

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Ha. You're my sperm donor.

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No, I know.

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I told her you're not bitchy.

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She thinks I'm a bitch?

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No-no.

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Bitch-y,

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bitch-y.

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Not a bitch.

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Bitch?!

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Oh. Oh.

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Did you just key my car?

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Where are you?

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Is that Laila?

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Oh, boy.

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Yes.

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I did scratch this car.

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I had no idea it was yours.

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It was an accident.

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You accidentally yelled "bitch" and

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then keyed my car?

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Tell her you're not jealous,

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tell her you're not jealous!

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So glad you understand.

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Nice car.

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Bitchin'.

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Synced and corrected by
Mastermonger. www.addic7ed.com

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Mild salsa?

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No, I can't celebrate
father's day with this.

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Father's day's all about zing.

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Not going to happen.

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Oh, hot salsa is happening.

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Harry, father's day is my time with Billy.

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It's a tradition.

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That was before I came along.

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Now I can take over.

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You're welcome.

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I'm not losing this to
our anonymous sperm donor.

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What part of "father's day is
mine" do you not understand?

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The father part.

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Father's day is like Christmas to Michelle.

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Fine.

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Then I can have Christmas.

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But Christmas is my Halloween.

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Okay, if you give me this then you can have

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half of St. Patrick's day,
and all of black history month.

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No.

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I'm keeping father's day.

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You can have groundhog day.

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But groundhog day is my new year's.

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What am I supposed to
do for father's day then?

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This is the official agenda
of our co-father's day

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this Sunday.

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Honoured guests: Jonathan and Harry?

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Well at least someone wants to give me

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a father's day.

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And I got us matching
father's day t-shirts.

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I'm with my princess?

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Oh, my two gay dads.

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It'll work better with Ana between us.

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I'm not wearing this.

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But it's such a good example of

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proper apostrophe usage.

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Fine.

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You don't have to join us.

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It's father's day.

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It's not daughter's day.

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If Anastasia doesn't want to come,

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I'll simply call up the gentleman

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at laser tag and tell him we're no longer a

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party of three.

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So, you and I are still going to go?

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Don't answer!

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It's probably Stacey.

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Why hello?

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No, I don't need a long distance plan.

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Nobody does.

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What year are you calling from?

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Whoa.

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You seem stressed.

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I have to intercept a stupid call from my

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stupid school.

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They think I broke into
the stupid teacher's lounge

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and stole a stupid history exam.

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Did you?

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That's in the past Harry.

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Nobody cares about the past.

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You keyed Harry's girlfriend's car.

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It was an accident.

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And then you called her a bitch.

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So badass.

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No, I didn't call her a bitch,

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I just happened to say "bitch!"...

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Idiot.

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Not you. Me.

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Also, you are not a bitch.

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I rarely say bitch.

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Just when I'm quoting.

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Like when one reads Huck Finn and says...

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Please stop.

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Look, I called you "a little bitchy",

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which was a little bitchy.

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Maybe I'm a bit jealous
of your relationship

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with Harry.

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Jealous of me and Harry?

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We've never even kissed.

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Okay, so I gave birth to his kid.

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But only once.

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So why don't you come hang with us.

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It's movie night.

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I don't want to be a third wheel.

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We'll be a wheelbarrow.

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A wheelbarrow only has one wheel.

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Hey sweety, thank you for

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the coffee...

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it's for Harry.

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Two creams and six sugars...

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just how you like it.

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Happy father's day week!

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Thank you, my boy.

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Father's day week?

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Yes.

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We need a whole week to celebrate

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my fatherishness.

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Whoa, we agreed that I get father's day.

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Father's day may be your Christmas.

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But father's day week is my hanukkah.

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Father-nukkah.

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You're not Jewish.

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And you're not a father.

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There will be many, many gifts for Harry.

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I need money, mom.

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And I need to bake a cake...

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Billy, focus.

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It's the third day of father-nukkah:

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Spa day.

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Cucumber slices coming right up.

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Oh you know what, throw a few slices

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on some bread too.

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I don't know, I'm feelin' snacky.

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Come on.

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You have mother's week.

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I have mother's day.

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Half of mother's day.

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I share a card with Zoey.

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Oh I know what's going on here.

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Who told you?

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Someone is waiting for a boy to call.

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Yes.

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A boy.

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I gave a boy our landline
number to telephone me.

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Cause that's what teenagers do.

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A mother knows.

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I have got butterflies.

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I'll give you the room.

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Hello.

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Hello, I'm looking for
Mr. or Mrs. Colborne.

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This is Mrs. Colborne. Janet. Me.

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It's about your daughter Anastasia.

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Yes.

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I knew you'd be calling.

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Oh you did?

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How?

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I'm a child psychologist.

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I'm really proud of that fact,

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and mention it a lot.

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I'm calling because there
may have been a mix up-

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Yes, a mix up.

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My daughter did not
steal that history exam.

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So please do not call again.

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Um, I'm calling from Chryobank.

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The sperm bank?

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Uh, yes.

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It's about your donor, XC-3000.

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There might have been a
bit of a labeling error

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that we may have discovered

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due to a court ordered audit...

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Your daughter, Anastasia might be

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the product of a different sperm donor.

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Wait.

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Harry might not be my dad?

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There is no way blood would spray

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out of a horizontal laceration like that.

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It's so unrealistic.

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It's a zombie apocalypse, and that's what

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you find unrealistic?

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She over-hinks everything.

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This is great.

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Just the three of us.

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Terrifying.

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When the...

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Per-someone kills...

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Maims the?

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Whoa.

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Scary.

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Yeah, no, this is intense.

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I gotta check on Charlie.

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This is great.

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I'm so glad we're doing this.

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See, I'm not jealous.

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Come on!

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You can't actually pull out someone's

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lungs like that!

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You are so cute.

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Outrageous.

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I had to learn about a sperm mix-up from

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my daughter?

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Wait.

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Are we even sure she's my mother?

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Yes.

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She gave birth to you.

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You had the birds and
the bees talk with her?

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In one ear and out the other.

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That's not how sex works, mom.

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Look, a simple DNA test
will determine whether

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XC-3000 was in fact your donor.

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We specifically used a sperm bank to avoid

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having a sticky situation on our hands.

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Just look over the consent form,

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sign the part where you

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release us of any wrongdoing,

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and then free of charge,

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you'll get the results.

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I'm so cold.

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You're in shock, dear.

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Okay.

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Oh, by the way, I stole a history exam

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and I'm in trouble at school.

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Anastasia, we're dealing with

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something serious right now.

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Yup.

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That seems unimportant, I agree.

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You realize your gross
incompetence could mean

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no more Harry in our lives?

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Of course, these things do happen.

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Has anyone else been affected?

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No. No-no-no.

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Isolated incident.

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We run a tight ship here.

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Dr. Merrick, your ten o'clock's here.

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What are they doing here?

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Maybe a few other people
who used our clinic

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between 1993 and 2010 were affected.

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Maybe.

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There's a chance you might not be

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Billy's father.

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How low will you stoop to get father's day?

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Harry, there may have been
a mix up at the sperm bank.

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Oh my God.

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No way.

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Of course Billy's my son.

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We have the same hair, same winning smile,

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same inny belly button.

282
00:09:41,813 --> 00:09:43,580
The sperm bank is doing
DNA tests to find out

283
00:09:43,582 --> 00:09:45,949
if you're his father.

284
00:09:45,951 --> 00:09:48,685
Harry might not be my dad?

285
00:09:48,687 --> 00:09:51,554
Whoa, whoa, hey bud, come here.

286
00:09:51,556 --> 00:09:55,725
Even if I'm not your dad, which I am,

287
00:09:55,727 --> 00:09:57,427
nothing will change.

288
00:09:57,429 --> 00:10:01,130
It just might mean you
have some other amazing dad,

289
00:10:01,132 --> 00:10:03,767
since you're so amazing yourself.

290
00:10:04,835 --> 00:10:06,335
You mean...

291
00:10:06,337 --> 00:10:09,272
My real dad could be an astronaut?

292
00:10:09,274 --> 00:10:10,306
Sure.

293
00:10:10,308 --> 00:10:12,241
But no worries, I'm your dad...

294
00:10:12,243 --> 00:10:13,810
I bet he'd take us on the space shuttle.

295
00:10:13,812 --> 00:10:15,444
We'd get to wear spacesuits!

296
00:10:15,446 --> 00:10:16,745
No, I just meant...

297
00:10:16,747 --> 00:10:18,680
but the slightest puncture
in the suit would mean

298
00:10:18,682 --> 00:10:23,151
instant death in the vacuum of space.

299
00:10:23,153 --> 00:10:25,454
I want you to be my dad.

300
00:10:28,357 --> 00:10:29,758
I am your dad.

301
00:10:31,027 --> 00:10:32,895
I don't think we should get the results.

302
00:10:32,897 --> 00:10:34,129
Yeah.

303
00:10:34,131 --> 00:10:36,898
Billy, as far as we will ever know,

304
00:10:36,900 --> 00:10:38,666
Harry is your dad.

305
00:10:40,001 --> 00:10:42,770
I'm ripping up the consent form.

306
00:10:46,643 --> 00:10:47,675
Hey.

307
00:10:47,677 --> 00:10:49,076
Hey, did you hear the good news?

308
00:10:49,078 --> 00:10:51,312
The sperm kids may not be Harry's.

309
00:10:51,314 --> 00:10:52,580
Yeah, I heard.

310
00:10:52,582 --> 00:10:54,348
We're having drink specials to celebrate.

311
00:10:54,350 --> 00:10:56,783
No, I'm just here to
pass off Charlie to Harry.

312
00:10:56,785 --> 00:10:59,820
If Harry isn't too busy
holding hands with Laila?

313
00:10:59,822 --> 00:11:01,755
I'm not jealous.

314
00:11:01,757 --> 00:11:04,691
Wait, Harry still has to
take care of that even if

315
00:11:04,693 --> 00:11:06,092
it's not his thing?

316
00:11:06,094 --> 00:11:07,293
Yes.

317
00:11:07,295 --> 00:11:09,095
The sperm bank mix-up
didn't affect me and Charlie.

318
00:11:09,097 --> 00:11:10,163
Harry's his father.

319
00:11:10,165 --> 00:11:11,665
Right, cause this little poster boy for the

320
00:11:11,667 --> 00:11:14,000
Aryan race looks just like Harry.

321
00:11:14,002 --> 00:11:18,504
I've never questioned that
Charlie is Harry's son.

322
00:11:18,506 --> 00:11:21,707
I got a DNA test after he was born.

323
00:11:21,709 --> 00:11:23,142
Rose!

324
00:11:23,144 --> 00:11:24,543
Laila!

325
00:11:24,545 --> 00:11:25,644
Irene!

326
00:11:25,646 --> 00:11:28,348
Oh, I'm doing great thanks!

327
00:11:29,716 --> 00:11:31,017
It's so good to see you.

328
00:11:31,019 --> 00:11:32,685
So great.

329
00:11:32,687 --> 00:11:33,987
Harry with you?

330
00:11:33,989 --> 00:11:35,588
He's caught up with the
sperm bank craziness.

331
00:11:35,590 --> 00:11:38,958
I'm sure you understand,
you guys share that bond.

332
00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:40,559
Huh.

333
00:11:40,561 --> 00:11:42,628
And a baby.

334
00:11:44,263 --> 00:11:45,498
Rose, if you found the perfect guy,

335
00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:47,032
who loved kids, would you be

336
00:11:47,034 --> 00:11:49,568
interested in a relationship?

337
00:11:49,570 --> 00:11:51,203
Sure?

338
00:11:51,205 --> 00:11:52,270
Cause I, I mean why not,

339
00:11:52,272 --> 00:11:53,238
there's no reason...

340
00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:56,108
I'm not hung up on anyone else, so.

341
00:11:56,110 --> 00:11:57,675
I know just the guy.

342
00:11:57,677 --> 00:11:59,577
I'll set it up.

343
00:11:59,579 --> 00:12:01,412
I think it's meant to be.

344
00:12:01,414 --> 00:12:04,682
Super, just super.

345
00:12:10,724 --> 00:12:14,091
Life is beautiful.

346
00:12:14,093 --> 00:12:15,126
Who am I going to celebrate

347
00:12:15,128 --> 00:12:16,127
father's day with if you're not

348
00:12:16,129 --> 00:12:17,828
Anastasia's father?

349
00:12:17,830 --> 00:12:19,063
Your daughter.

350
00:12:19,065 --> 00:12:21,665
Hey, whoa whoa.

351
00:12:21,667 --> 00:12:24,502
I am confident I got your wife pregnant.

352
00:12:24,504 --> 00:12:26,603
I hope that's true, Harry.

353
00:12:26,605 --> 00:12:27,871
I do.

354
00:12:27,873 --> 00:12:29,773
Harry you'll always be
my fake dad no matter what

355
00:12:29,775 --> 00:12:31,775
some stupid test says.

356
00:12:31,777 --> 00:12:32,943
Get real.

357
00:12:32,945 --> 00:12:33,844
Would you and your mom hang out

358
00:12:33,846 --> 00:12:35,079
if you weren't family?

359
00:12:35,081 --> 00:12:36,780
Do I need to answer that in front of her?

360
00:12:36,782 --> 00:12:38,615
Ana's right.

361
00:12:38,617 --> 00:12:40,951
Nothing will change.

362
00:12:40,953 --> 00:12:43,954
When I was a kid my mom
had this awesome boyfriend.

363
00:12:43,956 --> 00:12:45,789
We were super close and when they broke up,

364
00:12:45,791 --> 00:12:48,892
we swore nothing would
change between him and I...

365
00:12:48,894 --> 00:12:50,326
See, dad.

366
00:12:50,328 --> 00:12:51,962
I never saw Fred again.

367
00:12:51,964 --> 00:12:53,296
Or was it Ed?

368
00:12:55,867 --> 00:12:57,233
Oh no.

369
00:12:57,235 --> 00:12:58,101
Oh no.

370
00:12:58,103 --> 00:12:59,769
Oh no.

371
00:12:59,771 --> 00:13:02,204
Goodbye dear, dear friend.

372
00:13:02,206 --> 00:13:04,740
I don't want only one dad.

373
00:13:07,410 --> 00:13:11,013
Well, I suppose we don't need to find out

374
00:13:11,015 --> 00:13:14,550
the results of the paternity test.

375
00:13:14,552 --> 00:13:16,418
We'll just always know in our hearts that

376
00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:19,188
Harry isn't really part of the family.

377
00:13:19,190 --> 00:13:20,889
You know, Zoey and Michelle ripped up

378
00:13:20,891 --> 00:13:22,824
their consent form.

379
00:13:27,362 --> 00:13:28,830
Fine.

380
00:13:30,933 --> 00:13:32,601
We don't ever have to set foot inside that

381
00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:34,936
sperm bank again.

382
00:13:41,644 --> 00:13:42,943
I'll need a new consent form.

383
00:13:42,945 --> 00:13:44,111
Absolutely.

384
00:13:44,113 --> 00:13:45,980
And your DNA results
for Anastasia should be

385
00:13:45,982 --> 00:13:48,015
ready in about an hour.

386
00:13:48,017 --> 00:13:49,683
It's just when I look
into my daughter's eyes,

387
00:13:49,685 --> 00:13:52,152
I need to know it's
Harry staring back at me.

388
00:13:52,154 --> 00:13:53,286
That's what you said, right?

389
00:13:53,288 --> 00:13:54,387
We both need to be comfortable with

390
00:13:54,389 --> 00:13:55,990
the decision, Jonathan.

391
00:13:55,992 --> 00:13:57,024
Well then maybe we shouldn't...

392
00:13:57,026 --> 00:13:58,626
We're getting the results.

393
00:13:58,628 --> 00:13:59,827
We're going to get the results.

394
00:13:59,829 --> 00:14:01,928
Nobody could blame us for
wanting to know the truth.

395
00:14:01,930 --> 00:14:03,196
Absolutely.

396
00:14:03,198 --> 00:14:04,998
There's nothing wrong
with what we're doing.

397
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,032
Absolutely.

398
00:14:06,034 --> 00:14:07,734
Even though we told Harry and our kids

399
00:14:07,736 --> 00:14:08,735
we wouldn't find out.

400
00:14:08,737 --> 00:14:10,036
I don't know, Mich...

401
00:14:10,038 --> 00:14:12,339
Oh it's too late to back out now, babe.

402
00:14:12,341 --> 00:14:14,907
You said one hour?

403
00:14:14,909 --> 00:14:15,908
I did.

404
00:14:17,811 --> 00:14:19,012
Rose Mabely?

405
00:14:19,014 --> 00:14:20,246
Let me help you...

406
00:14:20,248 --> 00:14:21,480
Sure, want to come on
an awkward blind date?

407
00:14:21,482 --> 00:14:23,115
Especially awkward because I have feelings

408
00:14:23,117 --> 00:14:24,016
for someone else.

409
00:14:24,018 --> 00:14:26,418
Oh God.

410
00:14:26,420 --> 00:14:27,753
Rose, get it together.

411
00:14:27,755 --> 00:14:29,321
This could be great, right?

412
00:14:29,323 --> 00:14:31,223
I could be meeting my future husband.

413
00:14:31,225 --> 00:14:33,725
I meant help you to your table.

414
00:14:33,727 --> 00:14:36,495
Your future husband is over there.

415
00:14:36,497 --> 00:14:37,496
Harry?

416
00:14:38,998 --> 00:14:40,431
You on a date too?

417
00:14:40,433 --> 00:14:41,899
I'm meeting Laila.

418
00:14:41,901 --> 00:14:43,734
Weird, cause Laila told me to come here

419
00:14:43,736 --> 00:14:44,902
to meet someone.

420
00:14:44,904 --> 00:14:45,836
Weird.

421
00:14:45,838 --> 00:14:47,104
She said she had a surprise for me.

422
00:14:48,307 --> 00:14:52,310
She said she knew the perfect guy for me.

423
00:14:56,215 --> 00:14:57,649
Oh God.

424
00:14:57,651 --> 00:15:00,417
Your girlfriend is setting us up.

425
00:15:00,419 --> 00:15:01,618
What?

426
00:15:01,620 --> 00:15:04,421
She said you and I share a special bond.

427
00:15:05,923 --> 00:15:08,958
That it's meant to be.

428
00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:11,127
Laila thinks we should be together.

429
00:15:11,129 --> 00:15:12,529
Why would she...?

430
00:15:14,332 --> 00:15:17,266
You don't think that, do you?

431
00:15:21,605 --> 00:15:24,007
Harry I am jealous of you and Laila.

432
00:15:24,009 --> 00:15:26,009
And I think it's because I like you.

433
00:15:27,044 --> 00:15:29,212
Like, like you.

434
00:15:29,214 --> 00:15:32,381
Like, want to kiss you, like you.

435
00:15:37,522 --> 00:15:40,423
Say something, Harry.

436
00:15:40,425 --> 00:15:43,491
Hey guys, so sorry we're late.

437
00:15:43,493 --> 00:15:45,393
Rose, this is Ted.

438
00:15:45,395 --> 00:15:46,294
Your date.

439
00:15:46,296 --> 00:15:47,696
Surprise.

440
00:15:47,698 --> 00:15:50,099
We're having a couple's brunch.

441
00:15:50,101 --> 00:15:54,169
Why don't they have us at a table for four?

442
00:15:54,171 --> 00:15:55,370
Hi, Ted.

443
00:15:55,372 --> 00:15:56,571
Hi.

444
00:16:03,785 --> 00:16:06,219
So, what are you going to get?

445
00:16:06,221 --> 00:16:07,620
Hm... oh, um...

446
00:16:09,589 --> 00:16:10,924
I'm not sure.

447
00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:12,258
I think I'm going to
get the steak and eggs.

448
00:16:12,260 --> 00:16:14,193
Let me get this straight.

449
00:16:14,195 --> 00:16:16,429
You want steak now?

450
00:16:16,431 --> 00:16:18,231
You could've had steak anytime!

451
00:16:18,233 --> 00:16:19,799
But you always wanted someone else...

452
00:16:19,801 --> 00:16:22,568
Something else.

453
00:16:22,570 --> 00:16:25,170
I'm sure there's enough steak for everyone.

454
00:16:25,172 --> 00:16:26,305
Yeah.

455
00:16:26,307 --> 00:16:29,107
What's your beef with Rose and steak?

456
00:16:32,446 --> 00:16:34,680
Yes, I want steak.

457
00:16:35,882 --> 00:16:38,317
There, I'm not afraid to say it.

458
00:16:38,319 --> 00:16:40,185
You know what, I don't even want to

459
00:16:40,187 --> 00:16:42,120
talk about steak anymore.

460
00:16:42,122 --> 00:16:42,888
I'm not feeling well.

461
00:16:42,890 --> 00:16:43,956
My stomach hurts.

462
00:16:43,958 --> 00:16:45,857
Upper or lower abdomen?

463
00:16:45,859 --> 00:16:47,725
Ted's a G.I. Specialist.

464
00:16:47,727 --> 00:16:50,195
Gee I, don't want to brag.

465
00:16:53,834 --> 00:16:54,399
Great.

466
00:16:54,401 --> 00:16:55,667
Now this too?

467
00:16:55,669 --> 00:16:57,169
It's Anastasia and Billy.

468
00:16:57,171 --> 00:16:59,204
I got to go.

469
00:16:59,206 --> 00:17:00,772
Okay.

470
00:17:00,774 --> 00:17:01,840
Know what, I'm going to get

471
00:17:01,842 --> 00:17:03,108
the steak too.

472
00:17:03,110 --> 00:17:07,811
The chance to eat a good
t-bone is so... rare.

473
00:17:14,719 --> 00:17:18,655
Who's your daddy's?

474
00:17:18,657 --> 00:17:22,460
I have the DNA results right here.

475
00:17:22,462 --> 00:17:25,996
And the envelope please...

476
00:17:25,998 --> 00:17:27,464
You said you weren't doing the DNA test.

477
00:17:27,466 --> 00:17:28,699
You lied.

478
00:17:28,701 --> 00:17:30,033
How did you know that we were here?

479
00:17:30,035 --> 00:17:31,568
The clinic called to
confirm your appointment.

480
00:17:31,570 --> 00:17:32,903
I pretended to be you.

481
00:17:32,905 --> 00:17:34,104
"I'm Janet."

482
00:17:34,106 --> 00:17:35,639
"I'm smarter and better than you."

483
00:17:35,641 --> 00:17:37,140
It's uncanny.

484
00:17:37,142 --> 00:17:38,108
Honest mistake.

485
00:17:38,110 --> 00:17:39,175
Billy, I'm sorry.

486
00:17:39,177 --> 00:17:40,811
We were just trying to protect you.

487
00:17:42,780 --> 00:17:44,515
The results are...

488
00:17:47,118 --> 00:17:50,320
Whoa whoa whoa, don't read that yet!

489
00:17:50,322 --> 00:17:52,489
I'm XC-3000.

490
00:17:56,193 --> 00:17:58,861
Whatever that envelope says,

491
00:17:58,863 --> 00:18:02,532
I'm going to love you both no matter what.

492
00:18:02,534 --> 00:18:05,068
You'll let me be part of your life, right,

493
00:18:05,070 --> 00:18:06,802
even if we don't share DNA?

494
00:18:06,804 --> 00:18:08,870
Yes of course...

495
00:18:08,872 --> 00:18:10,005
Yeah.

496
00:18:10,007 --> 00:18:11,840
I'm not a jerk.

497
00:18:11,842 --> 00:18:14,143
Hey, look, I think the important thing to

498
00:18:14,145 --> 00:18:16,145
remember is that you all
continue to love each other

499
00:18:16,147 --> 00:18:17,879
no matter what and that
you've waived the right

500
00:18:17,881 --> 00:18:19,648
to litigation.

501
00:18:19,650 --> 00:18:20,315
Harry.

502
00:18:20,317 --> 00:18:22,351
Rose?

503
00:18:22,353 --> 00:18:23,585
We need to talk.

504
00:18:23,587 --> 00:18:24,453
Well...

505
00:18:24,455 --> 00:18:25,354
Hey everyone.

506
00:18:25,356 --> 00:18:26,555
Hi!

507
00:18:26,557 --> 00:18:28,356
Ana tweeted that she was coming here.

508
00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:29,990
Yeah, but hashtag private.

509
00:18:29,992 --> 00:18:32,760
Ah, I'm going to do this, ok.

510
00:18:35,597 --> 00:18:37,265
Ah...

511
00:18:37,267 --> 00:18:38,666
Interesting...

512
00:18:40,035 --> 00:18:41,001
Okay...

513
00:18:44,173 --> 00:18:45,673
These are not your results.

514
00:18:45,675 --> 00:18:46,774
Ughhhh.

515
00:18:46,776 --> 00:18:47,741
I'm just gonna need a few...

516
00:18:47,743 --> 00:18:51,178
Is there somewhere we can talk?

517
00:18:51,180 --> 00:18:54,181
Ya, I think he's gotta...

518
00:19:02,757 --> 00:19:04,324
Look, about what I said
at the restaurant...

519
00:19:04,326 --> 00:19:05,392
I know, my timing's not great...

520
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:06,259
Not great?

521
00:19:06,261 --> 00:19:07,094
No.

522
00:19:07,096 --> 00:19:08,228
Terrible.

523
00:19:09,597 --> 00:19:11,598
You decide to tell me
you like me when I'm in

524
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:14,233
the first real relationship of my life.

525
00:19:14,235 --> 00:19:15,735
It's not fair, cause I liked you first.

526
00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:17,670
No, I liked you first!

527
00:19:17,672 --> 00:19:18,938
No, I did.

528
00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:20,106
Oh please.

529
00:19:20,108 --> 00:19:21,074
I subconsciously chose you as my anonymous

530
00:19:21,076 --> 00:19:22,341
sperm donor after meeting you.

531
00:19:22,343 --> 00:19:23,209
Fine!

532
00:19:23,211 --> 00:19:23,910
But I liked you most recently.

533
00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:25,211
Fine!

534
00:19:25,213 --> 00:19:27,246
Okay, well, I'm with someone now.

535
00:19:27,248 --> 00:19:29,348
I've moved on...

536
00:19:29,350 --> 00:19:30,016
I've moved on too.

537
00:19:30,018 --> 00:19:32,250
Since brunch?

538
00:19:32,252 --> 00:19:33,218
Yes.

539
00:19:34,854 --> 00:19:36,788
So we're good then?

540
00:19:38,057 --> 00:19:39,190
Absolutely.

541
00:19:42,662 --> 00:19:43,996
Alright, fine.

542
00:20:00,712 --> 00:20:01,712
Whoa.

543
00:20:03,282 --> 00:20:04,282
Whoa.

544
00:20:14,325 --> 00:20:15,859
You got a girl?

545
00:20:16,894 --> 00:20:18,995
I only got magazines.

546
00:20:24,162 --> 00:20:26,397
Should we find out if you're the father?

547
00:20:26,399 --> 00:20:29,933
XC-3000 you may already be a winner.

548
00:20:32,604 --> 00:20:35,206
So, with your spermission...

549
00:20:35,208 --> 00:20:38,409
Oh please, oh please...

550
00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:40,244
Billy's donor is...

551
00:20:46,751 --> 00:20:47,950
XC-3000.

552
00:20:50,788 --> 00:20:52,155
That's my boy! See?

553
00:20:52,157 --> 00:20:53,689
Told ya, buddy.

554
00:20:55,326 --> 00:20:58,128
Anastasia's donor is - drrrr...

555
00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:04,789
Now I know how they feel at the Oscars...

556
00:21:05,982 --> 00:21:07,494
XC-3000.

557
00:21:09,042 --> 00:21:10,404
Coupla buds.

558
00:21:10,404 --> 00:21:11,971
Coupla tight buds.

559
00:21:14,197 --> 00:21:15,929
Dakota's donor is...

560
00:21:15,929 --> 00:21:17,352
XC-3000.

561
00:21:17,352 --> 00:21:18,452
Hurray!

562
00:21:19,212 --> 00:21:20,613
What?

563
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,811
Who's Dakota?

564
00:21:23,562 --> 00:21:24,154
Um.

565
00:21:24,154 --> 00:21:26,530
This information is confidential.

566
00:21:26,530 --> 00:21:28,244
Never mind.

567
00:21:30,389 --> 00:21:32,851
I have another kid?

568
00:21:34,484 --> 00:21:36,406
Happy father-nukkah!

569
00:21:40,361 --> 00:21:46,096
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