1 00:01:19,266 --> 00:01:20,808 Wanna hear my song? 2 00:01:20,892 --> 00:01:24,812 ♪ I am beautiful in every single way ♪ 3 00:01:24,896 --> 00:01:28,441 ♪ Yes, words can't bring me down ♪ 4 00:01:28,525 --> 00:01:31,152 ♪ Oh, no ♪ 5 00:01:31,235 --> 00:01:32,612 Hi, I'm Brichelle. 6 00:01:32,695 --> 00:01:34,656 - Hello. - How are you? 7 00:01:34,739 --> 00:01:38,451 Brichelle! You back the fuck off! 8 00:01:39,702 --> 00:01:42,372 She got impulse-control issues, you know? 9 00:01:42,455 --> 00:01:45,500 I'm real smart. I know the whole periodic chart. 10 00:01:45,583 --> 00:01:47,294 I love science! 11 00:01:47,377 --> 00:01:50,087 Okay, Tasha, how about we get you a shaved ice, yes? 12 00:01:50,171 --> 00:01:51,339 What flavor would you like? 13 00:01:51,423 --> 00:01:52,757 - But I was... - Tasha. 14 00:01:54,133 --> 00:01:55,510 Blue. 15 00:02:07,188 --> 00:02:08,773 That looks vile. 16 00:02:08,856 --> 00:02:10,775 It look blue, but it tastes like red. 17 00:02:11,901 --> 00:02:14,737 Blue and red are colors, darlin'. They're not flavors. 18 00:02:14,821 --> 00:02:18,366 Well, it's tasty. I like me somethin' tasty. 19 00:02:18,450 --> 00:02:20,535 Especially on days like now. 20 00:02:20,618 --> 00:02:22,036 People only want the babies. 21 00:02:22,119 --> 00:02:24,246 Of course they want the babies. Babies are cute. 22 00:02:24,331 --> 00:02:25,665 I'm cute. 23 00:02:25,748 --> 00:02:29,627 No, you're big, and your hair's ratsy. 24 00:02:29,711 --> 00:02:32,505 And you're too eager and too dark. 25 00:02:32,589 --> 00:02:36,759 And now your mouth is blue, but I suppose it tastes like red. 26 00:02:37,969 --> 00:02:39,095 You nasty. 27 00:02:39,178 --> 00:02:40,430 Mmm-hmm. 28 00:02:42,098 --> 00:02:44,392 I just call 'em like I see 'em, darlin'. 29 00:02:45,977 --> 00:02:48,062 Your group home in this neighborhood? 30 00:02:48,145 --> 00:02:49,981 How you know I live in a group home? 31 00:02:58,573 --> 00:03:01,618 My dear boy, this feels light to me. 32 00:03:01,701 --> 00:03:04,746 Light ain't right unless you like sleeping on the street. 33 00:03:04,829 --> 00:03:07,749 Nah, it ain't light. It's just big bills. 34 00:03:08,916 --> 00:03:11,836 Well, then, I'll see you at home for dinner, baby. 35 00:03:14,797 --> 00:03:18,468 Aw, shit, you a connect. 36 00:03:18,551 --> 00:03:20,720 I'm a businesswoman. 37 00:03:20,803 --> 00:03:24,348 I couldn't help hear you braggin' on your science back there. 38 00:03:24,432 --> 00:03:25,725 I'm impressed. 39 00:03:25,808 --> 00:03:26,976 I also know pi. 40 00:03:28,019 --> 00:03:29,896 Your ass tells me you know pie. 41 00:03:31,063 --> 00:03:33,858 Pi. Not "pie". 42 00:03:33,941 --> 00:03:35,943 Up to 56 digits. 43 00:03:36,027 --> 00:03:37,278 You care to learn the trade? 44 00:03:37,362 --> 00:03:41,282 Hell, no, not with no connect. 45 00:03:41,366 --> 00:03:44,869 I get in trouble, I never find a forever family. 46 00:03:46,287 --> 00:03:49,582 You might wanna start thinkin' about making your own forever family, Taystee. 47 00:03:51,167 --> 00:03:54,211 You wait around for one to come along, you might die waitin'. 48 00:03:54,295 --> 00:03:55,755 My name is Tasha. 49 00:03:55,838 --> 00:03:58,800 Yeah, but Taystee suits you somehow. 50 00:03:58,883 --> 00:04:02,470 Like you said, everybody like a little somethin' tasty. 51 00:04:03,930 --> 00:04:06,933 I'll be keepin' my eye on you, Taystee Girl. 52 00:04:07,975 --> 00:04:09,060 See you around the way. 53 00:04:11,103 --> 00:04:12,354 This is sweet! 54 00:04:12,439 --> 00:04:15,442 Yo, I'd rock this if I wasn't being all professional. 55 00:04:15,525 --> 00:04:17,944 Why you care? You know it's all bullshit. 56 00:04:18,027 --> 00:04:20,029 Bullshit or no, I wanna win! 57 00:04:20,112 --> 00:04:23,616 Ladies, it's about making a good first impression. 58 00:04:23,700 --> 00:04:26,953 You got anything in white? My mother always said that was my color. 59 00:04:27,036 --> 00:04:30,498 Ugh! I mean, you could smell every inmate that's ever worn this. 60 00:04:30,582 --> 00:04:31,624 You ever wash this shit? 61 00:04:31,708 --> 00:04:34,210 You got something for the larger woman? Big and beautiful? 62 00:04:34,293 --> 00:04:37,672 We have plus size on the end there. 63 00:04:38,881 --> 00:04:41,676 Aw, shit. Man, I don't wanna wear no sack. 64 00:04:41,759 --> 00:04:45,137 I got curves. I'm a plushious woman. 65 00:04:45,221 --> 00:04:47,765 If this is really about career dressing for us, 66 00:04:47,849 --> 00:04:51,227 shouldn't this be all, like, McDonald's and maids' uniforms? 67 00:04:51,310 --> 00:04:53,020 No! Do not think small. 68 00:04:53,104 --> 00:04:56,691 We are dressing ourselves for the career that we want. 69 00:04:56,774 --> 00:05:00,194 You have to put it into the universe, dress for success. 70 00:05:00,277 --> 00:05:01,654 Take the leopard. 71 00:05:01,738 --> 00:05:06,200 Oh, I didn't see the leopard! Ooh, that's cute. 72 00:05:06,283 --> 00:05:09,454 What if I wanna be, like, a marine biologist? 73 00:05:09,537 --> 00:05:10,955 You got a wet suit? 74 00:05:11,038 --> 00:05:14,792 If you want to apply for a job in marine biology, 75 00:05:14,876 --> 00:05:17,419 you might have to go to an office for an interview. 76 00:05:17,504 --> 00:05:19,506 - Ha! - What about this? 77 00:05:20,590 --> 00:05:23,968 The peach tones would look so good with your skin. 78 00:05:25,219 --> 00:05:27,054 Could somebody help zip me, please? 79 00:05:27,138 --> 00:05:29,098 I don't think that's gonna work. 80 00:05:29,181 --> 00:05:30,224 You callin' me fat? 81 00:05:30,307 --> 00:05:34,562 No. I'm just saying that you're... yeah, you're broad. 82 00:05:34,646 --> 00:05:37,064 You're like a broad broad. 83 00:05:38,232 --> 00:05:39,817 She a broad somethin.' 84 00:05:39,901 --> 00:05:41,277 And you a bitch somethin.' 85 00:05:42,654 --> 00:05:45,031 I'm gonna pull in this side here. 86 00:05:45,114 --> 00:05:47,784 - Careful. Careful. - And you pull in that side. 87 00:05:47,867 --> 00:05:49,536 And someone's gotta get the zipper. 88 00:05:49,619 --> 00:05:51,287 - Okay, we can do this. - Okay. 89 00:05:51,370 --> 00:05:53,581 I'll do the zipper. Let's go. Suck it in, girl. 90 00:05:53,665 --> 00:05:54,666 I am sucking. 91 00:05:54,749 --> 00:05:56,083 Fuck. 92 00:05:57,251 --> 00:05:58,252 Oh, God. 93 00:06:00,046 --> 00:06:01,297 How's it look? 94 00:06:01,380 --> 00:06:02,757 Like I don't wanna be anywhere near you 95 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:06,218 when those beads pop off and shoot people in the face. 96 00:06:08,345 --> 00:06:09,931 Out of curiosity, 97 00:06:10,014 --> 00:06:12,600 what kind of job were you thinking of gettin' in that? 98 00:06:12,684 --> 00:06:14,226 I'm just here playin' dress-up. 99 00:06:14,310 --> 00:06:16,938 Ladies, you better get movin.' 100 00:06:17,021 --> 00:06:19,774 We're walkin' over to that chapel in 10 minutes. 101 00:06:19,857 --> 00:06:20,983 I don't have anything. 102 00:06:21,067 --> 00:06:24,195 Hey, can I ask you something? 103 00:06:25,279 --> 00:06:28,115 What would you wear if you were going to a job interview 104 00:06:28,199 --> 00:06:30,451 at a medical supply company in Utica? 105 00:06:30,534 --> 00:06:32,536 Just hypothetically speaking. 106 00:06:33,705 --> 00:06:36,540 How come Flaca gets to do job fair and we're stuck here? 107 00:06:36,624 --> 00:06:37,709 'Cause Flaca asked first, 108 00:06:37,792 --> 00:06:39,794 and if I let everybody go, nobody would be here. 109 00:06:39,877 --> 00:06:41,462 Next time, ask first. 110 00:06:41,545 --> 00:06:43,631 She don't even need job fair. 111 00:06:43,715 --> 00:06:45,675 Her boyfriend's like the king of molly. 112 00:06:45,758 --> 00:06:47,509 He be selling to every club kid in New York. 113 00:06:47,594 --> 00:06:48,636 That shit is blowing up. 114 00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:49,804 What's molly? 115 00:06:49,887 --> 00:06:53,182 The pure powder form of MDMA. 116 00:06:53,265 --> 00:06:57,228 Supposed to be like a clean ecstasy, but it made me grind my teeth. 117 00:06:57,311 --> 00:06:59,271 How come you ain't in jail, Luschek? 118 00:06:59,355 --> 00:07:03,150 I am in jail, every fuckin' day. 119 00:07:03,234 --> 00:07:04,360 You want the radiator on or off? 120 00:07:04,443 --> 00:07:05,987 Off. It's hot enough in here. 121 00:07:06,070 --> 00:07:08,615 And freezing everywhere else. 122 00:07:08,698 --> 00:07:11,784 The pipes in our bathroom froze again, how about deal with that? 123 00:07:11,868 --> 00:07:13,160 I'm not a plumber. 124 00:07:13,244 --> 00:07:16,455 Oh, our mistake, you got that whole ass-crack thing going, so... 125 00:07:19,375 --> 00:07:22,336 Inmate, you want me to give you a shot? 126 00:07:22,419 --> 00:07:24,839 Hey, have a job fair brownie. 127 00:07:29,176 --> 00:07:31,929 Maria, stop running your mouth and run the dishwasher. 128 00:07:33,014 --> 00:07:36,517 Daya? Ven, I've got something for you. 129 00:07:36,601 --> 00:07:38,770 Thank God. I'm dying. 130 00:07:39,771 --> 00:07:40,855 Is this gonna work? 131 00:07:40,938 --> 00:07:42,481 It should. Drink up, mami. 132 00:07:45,943 --> 00:07:47,069 What are you giving her over there? 133 00:07:48,279 --> 00:07:49,321 It's nothing. 134 00:07:49,405 --> 00:07:51,866 It's to help her poop. She's backed up. 135 00:07:51,949 --> 00:07:53,492 Why didn't you tell me? 136 00:07:53,575 --> 00:07:55,995 - You don't wanna hear about my bathroom. - Of course I do. 137 00:07:57,038 --> 00:07:58,330 Okay, Aleida. 138 00:07:58,414 --> 00:08:01,375 I haven't shit for five days, you happy? 139 00:08:01,458 --> 00:08:02,501 Ugh! 140 00:08:03,502 --> 00:08:04,754 Thank you, Gloria. 141 00:08:09,634 --> 00:08:10,677 What do you think you're doing? 142 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:12,053 Oh, man, relax. 143 00:08:12,136 --> 00:08:13,595 It's prune juice, olive oil, a little magic. 144 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:15,222 It's not gonna hurt the baby. 145 00:08:15,306 --> 00:08:18,017 You're not her mother, I'm her mother. 146 00:08:18,100 --> 00:08:19,727 I think right now you're more like her aunt. 147 00:08:19,811 --> 00:08:21,896 Uh-uh, no. 148 00:08:21,979 --> 00:08:25,066 I didn't get me a belly full of stretch marks to be no fucking tía. 149 00:08:25,149 --> 00:08:29,737 Look, relax, she came to me, I helped her out. 150 00:08:29,821 --> 00:08:31,155 She's comfortable with me. 151 00:08:32,281 --> 00:08:34,241 Yeah, too comfortable. 152 00:08:35,284 --> 00:08:41,123 So, as you can see, we have a very exciting few days planned for all of you. 153 00:08:41,207 --> 00:08:45,753 And now to start things off, here from Dress for Success, 154 00:08:45,837 --> 00:08:50,758 to give you some dos and don'ts of interview dressing, Mrs. Sackin. 155 00:08:55,972 --> 00:08:57,264 Thank you. 156 00:08:57,348 --> 00:09:03,270 Dress for Success is the premier support network for today's unemployed woman. 157 00:09:03,354 --> 00:09:05,397 Let us begin our journey. Ladies? 158 00:09:05,481 --> 00:09:06,733 Oh! 159 00:09:20,037 --> 00:09:21,998 Okay, right away, what do we see? 160 00:09:22,373 --> 00:09:25,459 That a cocktail dress is not proper interview attire. 161 00:09:25,542 --> 00:09:28,545 This is not corporate or even daytime wear. 162 00:09:28,629 --> 00:09:30,422 - Nope. - Wholly unprofessional. 163 00:09:30,506 --> 00:09:32,633 I'm just showing off my assets. 164 00:09:35,052 --> 00:09:39,974 Next, I'm going to say leopard, little sailor girl, 165 00:09:40,057 --> 00:09:44,270 and our friend in peach here are also not properly attired for an interview. 166 00:09:44,353 --> 00:09:48,649 The animal print is too racy and implies poor judgment, 167 00:09:48,733 --> 00:09:51,819 and the sailor outfit is childish. 168 00:09:51,903 --> 00:09:54,781 - Companies are looking to hire adults. - Adults. 169 00:09:54,864 --> 00:09:59,368 And finally, the peach is simply ill-fitting, dated, and not flattering. 170 00:09:59,451 --> 00:10:01,328 - But you told me to wear it. - Yeah, you did. 171 00:10:01,412 --> 00:10:03,247 I just wanna swim with dolphins. 172 00:10:03,330 --> 00:10:05,582 Thank you, you can leave the stage now. 173 00:10:06,708 --> 00:10:10,171 Okay, let's look at what's going right up here. 174 00:10:10,254 --> 00:10:14,884 This is a good interview outfit. 175 00:10:14,967 --> 00:10:16,468 It fits her well. 176 00:10:16,552 --> 00:10:19,889 The dark stockings give it a conservative, polished finish. 177 00:10:19,972 --> 00:10:24,101 I believe the makeup is a bit gothic and heavy-handed, 178 00:10:24,185 --> 00:10:26,270 but overall the look is solid. 179 00:10:26,353 --> 00:10:28,564 That's right, solid. 180 00:10:31,192 --> 00:10:35,362 Another strong ensemble we have is the pantsuit and blouse. 181 00:10:35,446 --> 00:10:36,989 It's classic. 182 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:43,704 However, we do run into some serious problems with personal grooming here. 183 00:10:43,788 --> 00:10:44,789 Huh? 184 00:10:44,872 --> 00:10:48,375 The hair, it's messy, unpolished, unkempt. 185 00:10:48,459 --> 00:10:50,586 - My hair is clean. - It's wild and slovenly. 186 00:10:50,669 --> 00:10:52,713 I'm sorry it's not uptight and boring! 187 00:10:52,797 --> 00:10:59,011 But here, the hair is nicely coiffed, the makeup is subtle and understated. 188 00:10:59,095 --> 00:11:03,390 However, the shirt is too sheer, and the skirt is too tight. 189 00:11:03,474 --> 00:11:05,309 Uh-uh, hold up. Pause. 190 00:11:06,393 --> 00:11:10,064 At job fair last year, this was the winnin' outfit. I seen it myself. 191 00:11:10,147 --> 00:11:13,567 That's why I picked it instead of the blue dress I know I'd look bangin' in. 192 00:11:13,650 --> 00:11:17,905 Let's talk a moment about dressing for your body type and your skin tone. 193 00:11:17,989 --> 00:11:22,493 A fuller-figured woman might wanna choose a looser-fitting garment, 194 00:11:22,576 --> 00:11:26,205 perhaps a dress as opposed to a shirt and a skirt. 195 00:11:26,288 --> 00:11:30,877 Not as loose as this, which resembles a large burlap muumuu. 196 00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:31,961 No shit. 197 00:11:33,129 --> 00:11:36,382 But something in a jewel tone with a contrasting scarf. 198 00:11:36,465 --> 00:11:38,592 - I know I look good. - Man, I still look hella office. 199 00:11:38,675 --> 00:11:42,263 I walk in, they be like, "Yeah, she know her business". 200 00:11:42,346 --> 00:11:43,847 Yeah! 201 00:11:46,017 --> 00:11:47,809 So, who wins? 202 00:11:47,894 --> 00:11:50,229 Overall, despite the excessive eye makeup, 203 00:11:50,312 --> 00:11:53,149 I would have to give it to this young lady right here. 204 00:11:55,734 --> 00:11:59,030 That's right, Latina, we the winna. 205 00:11:59,113 --> 00:12:01,740 Man, you gave it to Franken-cha-cha? 206 00:12:01,823 --> 00:12:05,327 This is some bullshit, shit to the bull. 207 00:12:11,625 --> 00:12:13,920 Damn, that Kool take you out to dinner first? 208 00:12:14,003 --> 00:12:16,213 Man, you sound just like Marsha. 209 00:12:16,297 --> 00:12:18,340 You know she right there in that kitchen. 210 00:12:18,424 --> 00:12:21,969 Like I care. Only got two weeks left in this shit hole. 211 00:12:22,053 --> 00:12:26,015 Little girl, you look like a dragon with all that smoke coming out of your nose. 212 00:12:26,098 --> 00:12:28,309 Please, you smoke like a hooptie's tailpipe, 213 00:12:28,392 --> 00:12:29,977 puffin' up and down the street. 214 00:12:32,104 --> 00:12:35,691 I'm an adult, it gives me the right to make bad choices. 215 00:12:35,774 --> 00:12:38,819 We heading over to Rayleen's for something delicious. Care to join us? 216 00:12:38,902 --> 00:12:40,279 I gotta work. 217 00:12:40,362 --> 00:12:44,033 Well, we working, too, except our work doesn't leave us smelling like rancid oil. 218 00:12:44,116 --> 00:12:46,410 Yeah, you clean as a drug-dealin' whistle. 219 00:12:47,786 --> 00:12:51,415 You should decline an offer by simply saying, "No, thank you." 220 00:12:51,498 --> 00:12:55,336 Otherwise, people will stop inviting you to things. 221 00:12:56,920 --> 00:12:57,921 I could eat. 222 00:12:59,006 --> 00:13:02,009 Well, come on, then, let's nourish that body. 223 00:13:03,094 --> 00:13:05,429 Bye-bye, Taystee Girl. 224 00:13:12,353 --> 00:13:14,646 Sure you not tryin' to come out and eat, though? 225 00:13:14,730 --> 00:13:16,440 No, RJ, I gotta get to work. 226 00:13:17,774 --> 00:13:19,860 All right, be safe, though. 227 00:13:27,743 --> 00:13:30,204 Is the chicken flavor Cup of Noodles back in stock, 228 00:13:30,287 --> 00:13:32,289 or have you only got the shrimp? 229 00:13:32,373 --> 00:13:33,915 We got cream of chicken. 230 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,251 No, I don't like that one. 231 00:13:35,334 --> 00:13:37,419 You want shrimpy? 232 00:13:37,503 --> 00:13:39,963 Sure, I'll take five of those, 233 00:13:40,047 --> 00:13:43,967 and I don't want the tuna with the spicy sauce, just plain tuna. 234 00:13:44,051 --> 00:13:47,179 Oh, and for the coffee, the dark roast, please. 235 00:13:48,889 --> 00:13:50,391 How's the fitness going, O'Neill? 236 00:13:50,474 --> 00:13:54,561 I'm in the forty-seven hundreds. Over 10,000 steps a day. 237 00:13:54,645 --> 00:13:59,691 You'll make it easy, it's still early, and good for you. 238 00:13:59,775 --> 00:14:00,817 One step at a time. 239 00:14:00,901 --> 00:14:03,570 - Uh-oh, problem. - What kind of problem? 240 00:14:03,654 --> 00:14:06,115 No-money-in-account problem. 241 00:14:06,198 --> 00:14:07,824 What are you talking about? 242 00:14:12,413 --> 00:14:15,749 Call your family. I can't sell you shit. 243 00:14:15,832 --> 00:14:17,626 Sorry, next! 244 00:14:24,133 --> 00:14:26,718 Do you understand what this is doing to my plants? 245 00:14:26,802 --> 00:14:29,055 There was frost on my succulent. 246 00:14:29,138 --> 00:14:32,349 This is a desert plant, it should not be freezing. 247 00:14:32,433 --> 00:14:35,061 Look, the furnace needs to be replaced. 248 00:14:35,144 --> 00:14:37,229 I could dickpaw it all day. It's never getting hot again. 249 00:14:37,313 --> 00:14:39,190 Mmm, like your mother. 250 00:14:39,273 --> 00:14:42,234 Ah, delightful, a "your mama" joke? That's priceless. 251 00:14:42,318 --> 00:14:43,360 What did Fig say? 252 00:14:43,444 --> 00:14:45,987 What do you think? She hiked up her skirt... 253 00:14:46,072 --> 00:14:47,073 Yeah. 254 00:14:47,156 --> 00:14:48,240 told me to Band-Aid the old heap 255 00:14:48,324 --> 00:14:51,160 and gave me 50 bucks to buy a space heater for her office. 256 00:14:51,243 --> 00:14:54,496 And you ran off like a good little puppy and you did it for her. 257 00:14:54,580 --> 00:14:56,165 Joke's on her. 258 00:14:56,248 --> 00:14:59,376 Space heater cost 27 bucks, that's 23 bucks profit, man. 259 00:14:59,460 --> 00:15:00,919 That's dinner for two at Sizzler. 260 00:15:04,715 --> 00:15:05,882 Here's $4. 261 00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:10,596 Add it to the 23. 262 00:15:10,679 --> 00:15:13,474 Buy me one of those space heaters, or I'm gonna rat you out. 263 00:15:13,557 --> 00:15:15,267 No Sizzler for you. 264 00:15:15,351 --> 00:15:16,727 Shit. 265 00:15:17,769 --> 00:15:21,440 Don't forget, ladies, your usual meal is 1,500 calories. 266 00:15:21,523 --> 00:15:23,567 Beware of overeating. 267 00:15:23,650 --> 00:15:24,776 Hey, where's your doggy? 268 00:15:24,860 --> 00:15:26,445 Um... 269 00:15:28,155 --> 00:15:31,492 Look what I got, look what I got. That's right, that's right. 270 00:15:31,575 --> 00:15:35,496 Oh! You love that, don't you? Yeah, yeah. 271 00:15:35,579 --> 00:15:38,249 You just lick, lick, lick. You like peanut butter, don't you? 272 00:15:38,332 --> 00:15:42,169 You like to lick that, don't you? Oh, just lick, lick, lick. 273 00:15:42,253 --> 00:15:43,545 Lick. 274 00:15:48,342 --> 00:15:49,343 Lick. 275 00:15:50,051 --> 00:15:51,220 It got weird. 276 00:15:51,303 --> 00:15:54,098 Oh, okay. 277 00:15:55,056 --> 00:15:57,309 Look who's here. 278 00:16:02,939 --> 00:16:04,024 Should I tell Gloria? 279 00:16:04,108 --> 00:16:06,485 Nah, a few weeks ago, Gloria said the roja could eat, 280 00:16:06,568 --> 00:16:08,570 but she just never came in till now. 281 00:16:08,654 --> 00:16:10,697 Why'd she let her off the hook? 282 00:16:10,781 --> 00:16:13,575 Well, you got to figure, she lost her kitchen, 283 00:16:13,659 --> 00:16:17,579 she lost her girls, and her hair is all fucked up. 284 00:16:17,663 --> 00:16:20,707 Let her have some shitty food and get on with her life. 285 00:16:20,791 --> 00:16:21,833 If it was up to me, 286 00:16:21,917 --> 00:16:23,835 _ 287 00:16:23,919 --> 00:16:25,546 That's a bear. 288 00:16:25,629 --> 00:16:27,047 _ 289 00:16:27,131 --> 00:16:28,132 _ 290 00:16:28,215 --> 00:16:30,592 she's hibernating until she gets strong again 291 00:16:30,676 --> 00:16:33,387 _ 292 00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:34,555 and she's gonna shred up 293 00:16:34,638 --> 00:16:39,351 _ 294 00:16:40,352 --> 00:16:42,271 What the fuck do you know about bears? 295 00:16:42,354 --> 00:16:45,149 What, you live by the Bronx Zoo or somethin'? 296 00:16:59,746 --> 00:17:00,747 _ 297 00:17:00,831 --> 00:17:02,123 You can see it in her eyes. 298 00:17:02,208 --> 00:17:03,584 You're full of shit. 299 00:17:03,667 --> 00:17:05,919 No, Daya's the one who's full of shit. 300 00:17:06,002 --> 00:17:07,254 It's true. 301 00:17:07,338 --> 00:17:09,298 It's not funny right now, I'm not in a good way. 302 00:17:09,381 --> 00:17:13,344 She's right, it's our "doodie" not to make fun of her. 303 00:17:13,427 --> 00:17:15,262 Yeah, 'cause that would be crappy. 304 00:17:16,430 --> 00:17:18,849 You guys are such assholes. 305 00:17:18,932 --> 00:17:22,018 At least these assholes are working. Oh, snap! 306 00:17:23,312 --> 00:17:27,608 Inmate Martinez, report for an assignment at the laundry detail. 307 00:17:28,692 --> 00:17:32,363 Ook-lay oo's-hay ere-hay. 308 00:17:32,446 --> 00:17:33,947 Subtle, Morello. 309 00:17:34,030 --> 00:17:36,283 It's just still throwing me, you know? 310 00:17:36,367 --> 00:17:38,494 Not seeing her in her chef's jacket, you know? 311 00:17:38,577 --> 00:17:39,953 Mmm. 312 00:17:40,036 --> 00:17:42,873 It's like when you see a cop in sweat pants in your kitchen 313 00:17:42,956 --> 00:17:44,833 after he's spent the night with your sister. 314 00:17:46,210 --> 00:17:50,547 Little splooge on the sweat pants, and you feel weird about it. 315 00:18:07,105 --> 00:18:09,441 She said she's seeing some shit. 316 00:18:09,525 --> 00:18:10,567 Oh. 317 00:18:12,278 --> 00:18:14,195 She's high as a kite on psych meds. 318 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:15,572 That's too bad. 319 00:18:16,657 --> 00:18:17,824 Care to join us? 320 00:18:17,908 --> 00:18:19,285 No, thanks. 321 00:18:20,744 --> 00:18:23,497 Happy here, nice and quiet, but thank you. 322 00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:24,915 Suit yourself. 323 00:18:37,428 --> 00:18:38,762 There she is. 324 00:18:40,722 --> 00:18:41,765 Penn. 325 00:18:43,517 --> 00:18:45,143 Hi. 326 00:18:45,226 --> 00:18:49,022 We didn't think we were ever gonna see you again, what happened? 327 00:18:49,105 --> 00:18:51,275 Last thing I remember is I was an angel. 328 00:18:55,362 --> 00:18:58,657 Well, I heard y'all beat the holy mess out of each other. 329 00:18:59,783 --> 00:19:02,160 Yeah, I mean, I suppose she got a few licks in. 330 00:19:04,288 --> 00:19:06,039 Well, talk to you later. 331 00:19:10,419 --> 00:19:12,045 I understand. 332 00:19:18,302 --> 00:19:19,928 Would you like to dance? 333 00:19:26,852 --> 00:19:28,520 Hey, Fischer, how you doing? 334 00:19:28,604 --> 00:19:31,565 Fine, sir, thanks for asking, back in the swing of things. 335 00:19:31,648 --> 00:19:34,360 Good to hear. Doggett, take a seat. 336 00:19:34,443 --> 00:19:36,403 Would you close the door, please? 337 00:19:39,030 --> 00:19:41,074 So, out of the penalty box, huh? 338 00:19:41,157 --> 00:19:42,951 I'm sorry, what? 339 00:19:43,034 --> 00:19:45,496 Nothing. Penalty box. Hockey? 340 00:19:45,579 --> 00:19:50,584 No, no, no. No hockey, Mr. Healy. I've been in SHU. 341 00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:54,087 It's been like a month, I think, right? A month? Yeah. 342 00:19:54,170 --> 00:19:57,173 So they just pulled me out, said I was back. 343 00:19:58,425 --> 00:19:59,676 Am I back? 344 00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:01,094 For now. 345 00:20:01,177 --> 00:20:03,805 I suppose you're wondering why I called you down here. 346 00:20:04,848 --> 00:20:09,353 Uh, counseling? Make sure I don't go cuckoo again? 347 00:20:11,062 --> 00:20:14,274 I won't. I got all my marbles back. 348 00:20:14,358 --> 00:20:15,859 I thought we should talk. 349 00:20:17,152 --> 00:20:18,820 Get things straight. 350 00:20:23,033 --> 00:20:24,701 All right. 351 00:20:26,703 --> 00:20:32,000 I mean, I can promise you that I've never felt more saner than I do now. 352 00:20:33,209 --> 00:20:37,839 You know, when you spend that much time down there in solitude, 353 00:20:39,257 --> 00:20:43,470 it's like real purification. You know, my heart feels right. 354 00:20:44,638 --> 00:20:47,265 I suppose you had time to reflect on that evening, then? 355 00:20:49,476 --> 00:20:53,647 Nope, because my head is so fuzzy. 356 00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:55,065 Oh? Is that so? 357 00:20:56,232 --> 00:21:00,779 I mean, I suffered multiple contusions and... 358 00:21:02,322 --> 00:21:05,826 lacerations, and it's just freakin' painful, 359 00:21:05,909 --> 00:21:08,745 and now that I got through it, 360 00:21:08,829 --> 00:21:13,875 I started to remember, and then lots of stuff came back to me. 361 00:21:13,959 --> 00:21:14,960 Yep. 362 00:21:16,336 --> 00:21:19,423 She angered you, you confronted her, and you fought. 363 00:21:20,507 --> 00:21:21,592 Yes. 364 00:21:21,675 --> 00:21:24,052 That's it, end of story. 365 00:21:27,848 --> 00:21:31,017 No, there's more. 366 00:21:31,101 --> 00:21:32,268 What more? 367 00:21:34,187 --> 00:21:35,606 What are you talking about? 368 00:21:35,689 --> 00:21:38,692 There's, like, angles, and there's, like, extenuations and then there's... 369 00:21:38,775 --> 00:21:41,111 I didn't know what I was seeing, Doggett. 370 00:21:43,029 --> 00:21:45,449 Do you hear what I'm saying? 371 00:21:45,532 --> 00:21:48,326 I had no idea that you two were gonna... 372 00:21:50,454 --> 00:21:55,876 You could have been having a talk, a lovers' quarrel, even, I don't know, 373 00:21:55,959 --> 00:21:57,919 and I certainly didn't see a weapon. 374 00:21:58,003 --> 00:21:59,963 Holiday times, tensions get high. 375 00:22:00,046 --> 00:22:02,633 I mean, God knows Katya was testier than ever then, 376 00:22:02,716 --> 00:22:04,384 but don't think for a second 377 00:22:04,468 --> 00:22:07,721 that anyone is gonna believe a meth-addled hillbilly over me. 378 00:22:10,348 --> 00:22:13,184 Be 100% fucking clear about that. 379 00:22:18,439 --> 00:22:20,651 Well, they might just... 380 00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:27,198 believe the poster girl for the right-to-life movement. 381 00:22:27,282 --> 00:22:29,618 You know, I was on Greta Van Susteren, 382 00:22:29,701 --> 00:22:34,039 and what if they knew you were about to let me get killed? 383 00:22:35,582 --> 00:22:38,251 I ought to throw you back in seg and let you rot. 384 00:22:44,758 --> 00:22:47,719 What would help you forget what you think you saw? 385 00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:49,721 Mmm. 386 00:22:50,722 --> 00:22:53,892 Uh, I'm still not sure how that answers the questions I have regarding the budget. 387 00:22:53,975 --> 00:22:55,435 That's why I invited you today. 388 00:22:55,518 --> 00:22:59,522 Programs like Dress for Success, our job fair, 389 00:22:59,606 --> 00:23:02,233 our Christmas pageant, Readers to Readers, 390 00:23:02,317 --> 00:23:07,781 are not a top priority for the DOC, but they are so important for morale, 391 00:23:07,864 --> 00:23:12,243 for education, for rehabilitation. 392 00:23:12,327 --> 00:23:15,956 Until we can get the government on board for some serious reform, 393 00:23:16,039 --> 00:23:18,917 a little shifting of funds is a necessity, 394 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,753 but I assure you all of the money is being used 395 00:23:21,837 --> 00:23:25,090 for the good of the prison and its residents. 396 00:23:26,717 --> 00:23:28,468 Okay. 397 00:23:28,551 --> 00:23:32,472 And I noticed that your husband is running for state senate. 398 00:23:32,555 --> 00:23:35,767 Is your passion for education a value he shares? 399 00:23:35,851 --> 00:23:37,102 Absolutely. 400 00:23:37,185 --> 00:23:42,232 Uh, but any questions you have for Jason, you can direct towards his office. 401 00:23:43,233 --> 00:23:46,903 I hope I've shed some light on how the money 402 00:23:46,987 --> 00:23:50,573 is being used to benefit the inmates here at Litchfield. 403 00:23:50,657 --> 00:23:52,743 Uh, well, actually, I've got a few more questions... 404 00:23:52,826 --> 00:23:56,246 Because I'm afraid, sadly, I have to get back to work. 405 00:23:57,455 --> 00:23:58,665 Prison doesn't run itself. 406 00:24:03,086 --> 00:24:06,715 I mean, she gave me the freakin' outfit. It was one big setup. 407 00:24:06,798 --> 00:24:09,509 So now the two black girls, the lesbo junkie girl, 408 00:24:09,592 --> 00:24:12,470 and some Mexican get to go on and do the interview part, 409 00:24:12,553 --> 00:24:14,264 and I'm back here. 410 00:24:14,347 --> 00:24:16,141 Well, your makeup looks real pretty. 411 00:24:16,224 --> 00:24:18,143 Like, I didn't even know you had eyelashes till today. 412 00:24:18,226 --> 00:24:19,645 You look really nice. 413 00:24:19,728 --> 00:24:22,773 Thanks, Ange. That's nice of you to say. 414 00:24:22,856 --> 00:24:26,234 Hey, did you know that Penn's out of seg? 415 00:24:26,317 --> 00:24:28,361 - What? - Mmm-hmm. 416 00:24:28,444 --> 00:24:29,946 How do you know? 417 00:24:30,030 --> 00:24:33,616 'Cause I seen her, after lunch, walking to Healy's office. 418 00:24:33,700 --> 00:24:35,285 How'd she look? 419 00:24:35,368 --> 00:24:37,704 She looked pretty rough. 420 00:24:37,788 --> 00:24:42,292 I mean, if her teeth was bad before? Woof, ain't much left in there. 421 00:24:43,710 --> 00:24:45,754 Guard Thompson to the tower. 422 00:24:47,297 --> 00:24:50,008 Don't get me wrong or nothin, ' but since she's been away, 423 00:24:50,091 --> 00:24:53,219 hasn't it been, like, kind of nice in here? 424 00:24:53,303 --> 00:24:55,138 - What do you mean? - I don't know, like... 425 00:24:56,639 --> 00:24:59,559 like, peaceful, easy. 426 00:24:59,642 --> 00:25:02,270 No yelling, no telling everyone they're going to hell, just... 427 00:25:03,438 --> 00:25:05,857 Just quiet, you know? 428 00:25:05,941 --> 00:25:07,025 Yeah. 429 00:25:09,152 --> 00:25:10,904 But you won't tell her I said nothing, right? 430 00:25:10,987 --> 00:25:11,988 'Course not. 431 00:25:12,072 --> 00:25:14,574 Ladies, check the board for work assignments. 432 00:25:24,125 --> 00:25:26,502 So, where's Piper now? 433 00:25:28,004 --> 00:25:29,505 Still in Chicago, I imagine it. 434 00:25:29,589 --> 00:25:31,717 Larry, I wanted to talk about you, not her. 435 00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:33,719 She staying there? In Chicago? 436 00:25:33,802 --> 00:25:36,137 She hates deep-dish. 437 00:25:36,221 --> 00:25:37,347 Don't know if she's staying. 438 00:25:37,430 --> 00:25:39,682 Don't think she's eating a whole lot of pizza. 439 00:25:39,766 --> 00:25:41,559 - Larry... - How'd she seem to you? 440 00:25:41,642 --> 00:25:45,105 Seemed like an idiot to me. I gave her advice, and she didn't take it. 441 00:25:45,188 --> 00:25:48,859 You gave her love, and she cheated on you. I'm not a fan, and end of topic. 442 00:25:50,193 --> 00:25:52,779 - I miss her. - Well, then, find a distraction, son, 443 00:25:52,863 --> 00:25:56,366 something that doesn't involve moping around, eating crap 444 00:25:56,449 --> 00:25:59,160 - and playing that World of Warlock. - Warcraft. 445 00:25:59,244 --> 00:26:00,370 Warcraft, perfect. 446 00:26:00,453 --> 00:26:03,039 You can join the tank corps, another waste of time. 447 00:26:03,123 --> 00:26:04,124 Go get laid. 448 00:26:04,207 --> 00:26:07,002 - I'm not ready. - For what? 449 00:26:07,085 --> 00:26:10,171 For sticking your dick in something new and cute and moving it around? 450 00:26:10,255 --> 00:26:11,965 All guys are ready for that. 451 00:26:12,048 --> 00:26:15,218 These two over here are ready for it any moment now. 452 00:26:15,301 --> 00:26:16,552 Get on with your life. 453 00:26:30,566 --> 00:26:33,736 You're right. No, you're right. 454 00:26:35,363 --> 00:26:38,241 She cheated, right? I mean... 455 00:26:39,409 --> 00:26:42,203 She lied, why am I holding on? 456 00:26:42,287 --> 00:26:44,289 Prison changed her. It changes people. 457 00:26:44,372 --> 00:26:46,499 - I heard that. - I mean, she was not a lesbian anymore, 458 00:26:46,582 --> 00:26:47,583 not with me. 459 00:26:47,667 --> 00:26:50,211 You know? Then she's in prison, what, a few weeks? Bam! A lesbian again. 460 00:26:50,295 --> 00:26:52,923 Or bi? I don't even know. 461 00:26:53,924 --> 00:26:56,759 It was good with us, I know it was. 462 00:26:58,053 --> 00:27:01,014 I think, shit, I mean, what if that was a lie, too? 463 00:27:01,097 --> 00:27:03,308 But I don't think it was, I don't think it was, I mean, 464 00:27:03,391 --> 00:27:07,645 you know, I know I have some talent, I'm very attentive and thorough, 465 00:27:07,728 --> 00:27:10,356 you know, I do good work, I'm not small. 466 00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:12,525 - Larry. - You're right, I should get out there. 467 00:27:12,608 --> 00:27:14,444 I need to get out there. I'm gonna get out there. 468 00:27:14,527 --> 00:27:16,988 I made her come vaginally, do you know how hard that is to do? 469 00:27:17,072 --> 00:27:18,531 - Please, Larry. - My point is... 470 00:27:18,614 --> 00:27:22,118 I don't even know what my point is anymore. 471 00:27:29,584 --> 00:27:31,586 - Dad? - Yeah? 472 00:27:32,712 --> 00:27:35,006 Why did you bring us to a gay bathhouse? 473 00:27:36,299 --> 00:27:40,011 It's a nice place, clean. A shvitz is a shvitz. 474 00:27:43,806 --> 00:27:45,766 - I had a Groupon. - Ah, gotcha. 475 00:27:45,851 --> 00:27:49,229 Wait, so, I could put that on my résumé thing? 476 00:27:49,312 --> 00:27:50,563 - Workin' for my cousin? - Sure. 477 00:27:50,646 --> 00:27:57,570 But instead of saying that you helped make sure that no one stole shit, 478 00:27:58,571 --> 00:28:04,244 you could say that you monitored inventory and provided security. 479 00:28:04,327 --> 00:28:08,748 Ah, okay, okay, I see that, I could do that. 480 00:28:08,831 --> 00:28:12,377 I want the kind of job where I could just chill, you know? 481 00:28:12,460 --> 00:28:14,295 Chill out, collect a check. 482 00:28:14,379 --> 00:28:19,050 According to this aptitude test, I should be a professional athlete, 483 00:28:19,134 --> 00:28:22,888 a park ranger, or a correctional officer. 484 00:28:22,971 --> 00:28:26,641 Working at Storky's means I have experience in the food service industry. 485 00:28:26,724 --> 00:28:27,808 That's it. 486 00:28:27,893 --> 00:28:30,311 And because I can remember shit and add real fast, 487 00:28:30,395 --> 00:28:33,731 I have high retention abilities and exceptional math skills. 488 00:28:33,814 --> 00:28:34,815 You're getting it. 489 00:28:34,900 --> 00:28:39,570 Well, I just wanna get married to Christopher and have his babies 490 00:28:39,654 --> 00:28:41,656 and make the house look nice. 491 00:28:41,739 --> 00:28:47,495 Maybe in the sunshine, like on the beach, surrounded by, mmm, beautiful people. 492 00:28:48,663 --> 00:28:52,000 Are you at all aware that you just told an inmate in prison 493 00:28:52,083 --> 00:28:54,085 that she should become a correctional officer? 494 00:28:55,336 --> 00:28:56,504 What the fuck is wrong with you? 495 00:28:56,587 --> 00:28:58,381 I do want to be a professional athlete, 496 00:28:58,464 --> 00:29:00,466 but you just don't snap your fingers and become that. 497 00:29:00,550 --> 00:29:04,262 I was hoping to work with mentally ill children. 498 00:29:05,263 --> 00:29:08,975 I think I could offer some insight into what they might be experiencing 499 00:29:09,059 --> 00:29:11,019 and help them to heal and recover. 500 00:29:12,020 --> 00:29:15,315 Maybe I'll Pinterest. I hear that's a thing. 501 00:29:15,398 --> 00:29:18,568 I went from wearing a habit to wearing a prison uniform. 502 00:29:19,777 --> 00:29:22,989 I don't think the fashion industry would be a viable option for me. 503 00:29:23,073 --> 00:29:25,909 I would also like to work with round objects. 504 00:29:27,452 --> 00:29:31,622 Yeah, round things are very pleasing to me. 505 00:29:31,706 --> 00:29:33,499 Maybe I can umpire women's softball. 506 00:29:33,583 --> 00:29:34,875 Then I could get laid. 507 00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:38,588 So I also can rhyme real good. What do I say about that? 508 00:29:38,671 --> 00:29:40,090 Poetic inclinations. 509 00:29:41,257 --> 00:29:42,258 Ha! 510 00:29:42,342 --> 00:29:46,804 That's what I'm talking about! See, you and me, we gonna be friends! 511 00:29:46,887 --> 00:29:50,350 Yeah, give it to me! Give it to me! Yeah! That's what I'm talking about. 512 00:29:50,433 --> 00:29:51,517 Now let's keep going. 513 00:29:52,685 --> 00:29:55,646 Vasily, what happened to your face? 514 00:29:55,730 --> 00:29:57,690 Did Ganya's people do that to you? 515 00:29:57,773 --> 00:30:01,277 No. No, Ma. Lida hit me in the face with a bag of change. 516 00:30:01,361 --> 00:30:02,528 What? 517 00:30:02,612 --> 00:30:05,698 She has this bag of quarters for the laundry sitting on the table. 518 00:30:05,781 --> 00:30:08,784 I stumbled in late a little drunk. She grabbed it, and whack. 519 00:30:08,868 --> 00:30:09,910 Good for her. 520 00:30:11,204 --> 00:30:12,788 Yeah, I appreciate your sympathy, Ma, thank you. 521 00:30:12,872 --> 00:30:15,791 I didn't raise you to come home drunk and upset your wife. 522 00:30:15,875 --> 00:30:16,876 She's not my wife. 523 00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:19,045 She's the mother of my grandson, what should I call her? 524 00:30:19,129 --> 00:30:21,506 A violent criminal who hurt your baby boy. 525 00:30:21,589 --> 00:30:23,967 - This hurts, Ma. - Why won't you marry her? 526 00:30:24,050 --> 00:30:26,552 She's a nice girl, she puts up with you. 527 00:30:26,636 --> 00:30:27,720 I have a fear of commitment. 528 00:30:27,803 --> 00:30:30,681 Okay, mamochka, why don't we talk about you for a little bit? 529 00:30:30,765 --> 00:30:34,644 Because my life is sad and small and a burden to those I love. 530 00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:40,316 Papa didn't put any money in the account this month. 531 00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:42,902 - What's going on? - Wanna know what's going on? 532 00:30:42,986 --> 00:30:44,904 Ma, the store is empty, okay? 533 00:30:44,988 --> 00:30:48,366 Everyone's afraid to go in because they know Ganya's mad at you and Pop 534 00:30:48,449 --> 00:30:49,700 for blowing the prison contract. 535 00:30:49,784 --> 00:30:52,162 I got him that contract in the first place. 536 00:30:52,245 --> 00:30:56,124 Yeah? Well, maybe you should remind him, because he doesn't remember that part. 537 00:30:56,207 --> 00:30:57,667 Why didn't Papa come? 538 00:30:57,750 --> 00:30:59,835 He's at the store all day, half the night, 539 00:30:59,919 --> 00:31:02,088 he just sits there, waiting for someone to come in. 540 00:31:02,172 --> 00:31:03,298 He's got no help, Ma. 541 00:31:03,381 --> 00:31:06,676 - So, why don't you help him? - Ma, I'm working. I got a family, too. 542 00:31:06,759 --> 00:31:09,595 Don't you think I wish I can go there and help him out some more? 543 00:31:09,679 --> 00:31:11,889 You know, maybe I should've gone to college like you said. 544 00:31:11,972 --> 00:31:15,476 - What about Yuri and Maxim? - We're all working. We're all hustling. 545 00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:18,479 We're all trying to avoid crazy women with weapons, okay? 546 00:31:18,563 --> 00:31:21,441 It's just rough times right now. I'm gonna put some things together. 547 00:31:21,524 --> 00:31:24,110 I'll get you money next week, I promise. 548 00:31:24,194 --> 00:31:25,278 Thank you. 549 00:31:26,446 --> 00:31:31,326 You're a good son. Not great, but pretty good. 550 00:31:32,327 --> 00:31:33,619 I'll take it. 551 00:31:35,038 --> 00:31:36,414 God, she already looks so different. 552 00:31:36,497 --> 00:31:38,708 - Yeah. - Hello! 553 00:31:38,791 --> 00:31:41,544 Yeah, that's right, I'm your mommy! 554 00:31:41,627 --> 00:31:46,549 And I love you so, so, so much! 555 00:31:46,632 --> 00:31:50,970 And soon we're gonna be spending lots of time together, I promise. 556 00:31:51,054 --> 00:31:55,225 Before you can even remember stuff, we're gonna be together. 557 00:31:56,517 --> 00:32:01,314 When is that? When you can remember? Like, when you're four or five, right? 558 00:32:01,397 --> 00:32:04,275 I think I remember something from when I was four. 559 00:32:04,359 --> 00:32:05,360 Don't know. 560 00:32:07,362 --> 00:32:09,155 Her head smells so good. 561 00:32:10,406 --> 00:32:12,367 And she looks like you, you know, but pretty. 562 00:32:14,244 --> 00:32:15,995 Is she a good baby? 563 00:32:16,079 --> 00:32:19,249 - Does she sleep okay? Is she eating? - Yeah. 564 00:32:21,417 --> 00:32:24,337 - It's so good talking to you. - Yeah. 565 00:32:28,007 --> 00:32:31,136 See, I ain't worried. I'm gonna rock that interview, 566 00:32:31,219 --> 00:32:33,263 then I'm gonna be the winner of the job fair 567 00:32:33,346 --> 00:32:35,431 and they gonna hook me up with a real job. 568 00:32:35,515 --> 00:32:40,228 I'm gonna be like an assistant to Judge Joe Brown or one of them TV judges. 569 00:32:40,311 --> 00:32:41,979 Or maybe even Judy. 570 00:32:42,062 --> 00:32:44,524 Yeah, man, she don't take shit from nobody! 571 00:32:44,607 --> 00:32:46,359 I know we'd vibe. 572 00:32:46,442 --> 00:32:48,528 Yo, what the fuck are you talkin' about, real job? 573 00:32:48,611 --> 00:32:50,946 Last year, the girl who did the best, 574 00:32:51,030 --> 00:32:54,867 the job fair people hooked her up with a real job once she was released. 575 00:32:54,950 --> 00:32:57,703 They don't announce it or nothing 'cause people get all crazy, 576 00:32:57,787 --> 00:32:59,455 but she told me on the low-low. 577 00:32:59,539 --> 00:33:03,209 - Wait, who won last year? - Pocano. 578 00:33:03,293 --> 00:33:06,337 - Ocampo? - The Filipino chick with the mole? 579 00:33:06,421 --> 00:33:07,463 Ocampo. 580 00:33:07,547 --> 00:33:09,174 Man, the one that worked in the woodshop. 581 00:33:09,257 --> 00:33:12,635 She won for best outfit, and she had the best résumé. 582 00:33:12,718 --> 00:33:14,637 Why didn't you tell us there was a prize? 583 00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:17,723 Man, why you think? We are the competition. 584 00:33:17,807 --> 00:33:20,893 Now we out the way, so it's just her and the little skinny Mexican 585 00:33:20,976 --> 00:33:22,061 doing the interview tomorrow. 586 00:33:22,145 --> 00:33:24,355 Man, that shit ain't right, man, you should've told us. 587 00:33:24,439 --> 00:33:28,151 But I'm a child of the system, no one ever taught me right from wrong. 588 00:33:28,234 --> 00:33:29,402 Girl, fuck you! 589 00:33:29,485 --> 00:33:32,613 Like you would've did better in your potato sack? 590 00:33:35,575 --> 00:33:38,828 Man, I got a chance here, and I'm doing it for all of us. 591 00:33:40,037 --> 00:33:43,583 Man, come on! I need y'all rootin' for me. 592 00:33:43,666 --> 00:33:45,835 We can't let Skinny Bean win. 593 00:33:45,918 --> 00:33:47,462 They already got the kitchen, 594 00:33:47,545 --> 00:33:49,129 and they got the best seats at movie night. 595 00:33:49,214 --> 00:33:50,215 - True. - True. 596 00:33:50,298 --> 00:33:52,217 Y'all gonna let them take this, too? 597 00:33:52,300 --> 00:33:54,510 You had your shot. You had several shots. 598 00:33:54,594 --> 00:33:57,638 Now you got a change of heart? Get outta here. 599 00:33:57,722 --> 00:34:02,017 I can't stay no more in that place, and I can't start over in another home. 600 00:34:03,353 --> 00:34:05,605 Excuse me, ma'am? 601 00:34:05,688 --> 00:34:08,316 I was just walking through your store, hoping to buy some bubble wrap 602 00:34:08,399 --> 00:34:10,818 and maybe ship some chocolates to my aunt in Carolina. 603 00:34:10,901 --> 00:34:13,654 And that's about all I'm gonna sell you, is some bubble wrap, 604 00:34:13,738 --> 00:34:16,199 anything else, you've got the wrong shop. 605 00:34:16,282 --> 00:34:19,452 What you talking about? We all good. I paid you $800 last month. 606 00:34:19,535 --> 00:34:21,787 For real? You gonna make me go to the books? 607 00:34:21,871 --> 00:34:24,123 He paid you $800, right? 608 00:34:24,207 --> 00:34:28,878 What was the initial agreed-upon price for the quantity in question? 609 00:34:30,963 --> 00:34:34,049 Well, look at you, using your big words. 610 00:34:34,133 --> 00:34:37,177 $1,250. Plus, he owes me $130 from before. 611 00:34:37,262 --> 00:34:41,474 $1,250 and $130. He in the hole to you for $580, 612 00:34:41,557 --> 00:34:42,600 unless there's a vig. 613 00:34:42,683 --> 00:34:44,977 You can bet your ass there's a vig. 614 00:34:45,060 --> 00:34:47,647 So that would bring it up to $182, 615 00:34:47,730 --> 00:34:51,567 plus $50 penalty for partial payment on the $1,250, 616 00:34:51,651 --> 00:34:54,820 now we talkin' $682. 617 00:34:54,904 --> 00:34:56,822 Fuckin' Goldberg over here. 618 00:34:56,906 --> 00:35:00,159 Come on, Vee, I got customers waitin' on me. 619 00:35:00,243 --> 00:35:02,578 You're my wholesaler. Help a brother out. 620 00:35:03,829 --> 00:35:04,914 What you think? 621 00:35:06,916 --> 00:35:09,209 I think he seem pretty desperate. 622 00:35:09,294 --> 00:35:13,548 I say give him half now and the other half when that debt drops to zero. 623 00:35:13,631 --> 00:35:14,799 This is fucked. 624 00:35:20,471 --> 00:35:21,639 Careful, now. 625 00:35:22,765 --> 00:35:25,100 He up to $1,307 now. 626 00:35:25,184 --> 00:35:26,769 You find me by week's end. 627 00:35:33,776 --> 00:35:37,905 Well, looks like adding up all them little nickels and dimes 628 00:35:37,988 --> 00:35:42,827 at Burger McFat-Ass done taught you a thing or two, huh, Taystee Girl? 629 00:35:47,122 --> 00:35:48,499 You ready to work? 630 00:35:53,421 --> 00:35:55,172 I'm gonna go check on inventory. 631 00:36:32,292 --> 00:36:34,879 - Hey. - Oh, thank God. Come in. 632 00:36:34,962 --> 00:36:36,464 - Did you bring the beer? - Coronas, right? 633 00:36:36,547 --> 00:36:39,133 No! No, no, no, dark beer. 634 00:36:39,216 --> 00:36:41,427 It's supposed to be dark beer. It helps my milk come in. 635 00:36:41,511 --> 00:36:45,014 I'm not making fucking fish tacos, Larry. I'm trying to feed my child. 636 00:36:46,140 --> 00:36:48,851 And you brought the dark beer, thank you. 637 00:36:48,934 --> 00:36:50,185 You're welcome. 638 00:36:50,269 --> 00:36:52,187 I'm sorry, I'm going bat-shit. 639 00:36:53,439 --> 00:36:58,819 Uh, Polly, your breast is kind of... 640 00:36:58,903 --> 00:37:01,572 Please, they're always out. I'm the UPS guy's new favorite stop. 641 00:37:03,658 --> 00:37:08,203 Hey, have you talked to Piper at all? 642 00:37:09,246 --> 00:37:11,499 No, and you know that. 643 00:37:12,542 --> 00:37:14,502 And I know you broke up. 644 00:37:14,585 --> 00:37:19,006 And I know she freaked out and got sent to live in a shoe or something, 645 00:37:19,089 --> 00:37:22,301 and now she's in Chicago. She fucking hates deep-dish. 646 00:37:22,385 --> 00:37:23,428 I know! 647 00:37:24,762 --> 00:37:26,389 Well, I heard all this from her mom. 648 00:37:27,515 --> 00:37:31,143 Look, Larry, she's my friend, and I'll always take her side over yours, 649 00:37:31,226 --> 00:37:35,565 and I'll always be friends with her, and who knows how long I'll know you? 650 00:37:35,648 --> 00:37:40,945 But just between us, I think she's being an idiot and self-destructive and stupid, 651 00:37:41,028 --> 00:37:43,406 and my sympathies are with you all the way on this one. 652 00:37:44,824 --> 00:37:47,535 Well, thank you. 653 00:37:48,911 --> 00:37:51,330 For what? I never said a thing. 654 00:37:51,414 --> 00:37:54,291 I don't talk about Piper with you. That would be disloyal and wrong. 655 00:37:55,375 --> 00:37:56,836 Gotcha. 656 00:37:56,919 --> 00:37:58,588 So, when is Pete back? 657 00:37:59,755 --> 00:38:03,593 I don't know, I may not let him come back. The baby is less than three months old 658 00:38:03,676 --> 00:38:05,886 and suddenly he has to go on a vision quest in the fucking tundra? 659 00:38:05,970 --> 00:38:07,847 Well, to be fair, he said you told him to go. 660 00:38:07,930 --> 00:38:12,226 I'm a hormonal moron! I didn't mean it. I didn't think he would actually go. 661 00:38:12,309 --> 00:38:14,394 I haven't showered in three days, Larry. 662 00:38:14,479 --> 00:38:17,189 My mother is in a fucking pinochle tournament for the whole week, 663 00:38:17,272 --> 00:38:18,816 not that she's any help when she's here, 664 00:38:18,899 --> 00:38:22,277 and I don't have a goddamn baby nurse because I'm trying attachment parenting, 665 00:38:22,361 --> 00:38:23,696 and it's fucking bullshit. 666 00:38:23,779 --> 00:38:26,741 Here, take this child before I drown him in my tears and sweat. 667 00:38:26,824 --> 00:38:30,285 Hey, hey, hey, buddy, hello. 668 00:38:30,369 --> 00:38:35,791 Hello, baby, hi, it's your Uncle Larry. 669 00:38:35,875 --> 00:38:40,546 Hi, how's it going, buddy? We're gonna hang out tonight, man, yeah. 670 00:38:41,672 --> 00:38:45,510 We're gonna order some Thai food, maybe watch a little TV. How's that sound? 671 00:38:45,593 --> 00:38:46,594 Cool with that? 672 00:38:46,677 --> 00:38:48,638 I'm gonna take a shower. Can you change him? 673 00:38:50,723 --> 00:38:53,851 Yeah, I mean, sure, I can try. 674 00:38:53,934 --> 00:38:55,102 Okay. 675 00:38:59,398 --> 00:39:00,399 Mmm! 676 00:39:00,483 --> 00:39:04,654 He's all new and just happy. 677 00:39:04,737 --> 00:39:07,447 Yep, don't worry, Pete and I will fuck that right up. 678 00:39:09,283 --> 00:39:11,326 No, is that true? 679 00:39:11,410 --> 00:39:14,539 Come, now. That's not true. You stay happy, buddy, okay? 680 00:39:14,622 --> 00:39:18,375 You just... you just stay happy, all right? 681 00:39:19,669 --> 00:39:21,796 You know, I got the idea from when you was a baby. 682 00:39:21,879 --> 00:39:24,214 No one was allowed to ever give you yogurt, 683 00:39:24,298 --> 00:39:26,341 'cause you would, like, fucking explode. 684 00:39:26,425 --> 00:39:28,177 There'd be shit everywhere. 685 00:39:28,260 --> 00:39:31,556 Up your back, in your hair. It was so disgusting. 686 00:39:31,639 --> 00:39:35,434 But now it's coming in handy, right? 687 00:39:36,561 --> 00:39:38,062 Right? 688 00:39:38,145 --> 00:39:39,146 Is it working? 689 00:39:39,229 --> 00:39:41,941 Could you just please give me some privacy here? 690 00:39:42,024 --> 00:39:44,944 You're making me really, really uncomfortable. 691 00:39:45,027 --> 00:39:46,278 I'm your mother. 692 00:39:46,361 --> 00:39:49,615 God, can I just shit in peace? 693 00:39:50,616 --> 00:39:52,242 Fine. 694 00:39:52,326 --> 00:39:56,455 But if you have any action, you let me know, okay? 695 00:39:56,539 --> 00:40:00,710 - I fucking care. - Fine, fine, just go. 696 00:40:11,554 --> 00:40:13,556 All right, here, stand up. 697 00:40:14,890 --> 00:40:16,892 This should fit you better around the waist now. 698 00:40:18,143 --> 00:40:21,564 Yeah, thanks for lookin' out, P. 699 00:40:21,647 --> 00:40:22,857 It's what you do for family. 700 00:40:22,940 --> 00:40:25,525 Yeah, what, you my crazy Aunt Poussey now? 701 00:40:25,610 --> 00:40:27,820 No, I'm your sister from another mister 702 00:40:27,903 --> 00:40:31,490 about to beat your ass down if you don't read that book till you know it cold. 703 00:40:31,574 --> 00:40:34,577 You got some interview ass-kickin' to do. 704 00:40:34,660 --> 00:40:35,870 Make me proud. 705 00:40:47,214 --> 00:40:50,509 Guess who's back and better than ever? Hey! 706 00:40:53,428 --> 00:40:57,516 I know you said to get AnyStamp, but the hobby shop was mad fun, yo! 707 00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:58,893 You ever been in there? 708 00:40:58,976 --> 00:41:02,647 Made me wanna get all crafty, get some puffy paint, 709 00:41:02,730 --> 00:41:04,982 or a rhinestone machine. 710 00:41:05,065 --> 00:41:08,861 They had a whole fucking aisle of pipe cleaners! 711 00:41:08,944 --> 00:41:10,320 Pipe cleaners! 712 00:41:10,404 --> 00:41:15,450 Man, in group home, all we got was broken crayons and dried up glue sticks. 713 00:41:15,534 --> 00:41:17,870 Are we marking scag-bags or we decorating your journal? 714 00:41:17,953 --> 00:41:19,538 I don't know, though, Vee. 715 00:41:19,622 --> 00:41:22,708 I mean, maybe you wanna consider one of these for your trademark, you know? 716 00:41:22,792 --> 00:41:24,960 Glue a pair of these on every bag, 717 00:41:25,044 --> 00:41:27,546 or call it googly smag, you know? 718 00:41:27,630 --> 00:41:28,631 Shit's all gangster! 719 00:41:28,714 --> 00:41:32,176 All right, maybe I got a little carried away, 720 00:41:32,259 --> 00:41:35,345 but look how cute this one is. 721 00:41:35,429 --> 00:41:36,430 Can I have my change, please? 722 00:41:36,513 --> 00:41:38,933 I did not send you to the store with a C-note to bring back googly eyes. 723 00:41:39,016 --> 00:41:40,059 Okay. 724 00:41:41,101 --> 00:41:42,186 But for serious, 725 00:41:42,269 --> 00:41:44,271 like, why couldn't you use something different for a stamp? 726 00:41:44,354 --> 00:41:47,357 Like Mr. Owl here? 727 00:41:47,441 --> 00:41:48,525 People do this shit, right? 728 00:41:48,608 --> 00:41:51,737 Like, there's dope with all sorts of crazy shit on it. 729 00:41:51,821 --> 00:41:53,488 It's not about what you put on the package, 730 00:41:53,572 --> 00:41:55,783 it's about the quality of your product. 731 00:41:55,866 --> 00:41:57,993 I don't know, though, she kind of right. 732 00:41:58,077 --> 00:42:00,245 You pick something weird, 733 00:42:00,329 --> 00:42:02,539 people gonna remember that shit for sure. 734 00:42:03,540 --> 00:42:04,959 That owl looks drunk. 735 00:42:06,126 --> 00:42:07,419 I like the horse and the bicycle. 736 00:42:07,502 --> 00:42:10,005 Okay, say we use the horse. 737 00:42:10,089 --> 00:42:13,884 Call our shit Horsey Horse, get it? 738 00:42:13,968 --> 00:42:17,054 Because heroin's called horse. Yo, that's money! 739 00:42:17,137 --> 00:42:19,264 I'm telling you, people be like, "Ooh, 740 00:42:19,348 --> 00:42:22,768 "I need me some more of that Horsey Horse. This shit was so good!" 741 00:42:22,852 --> 00:42:25,229 Before you know it, you've got a call brand. 742 00:42:25,312 --> 00:42:27,982 Listen to her trying to teach me how to deal. 743 00:42:28,065 --> 00:42:30,484 Y'all laughing now, but I'm telling you, 744 00:42:30,567 --> 00:42:32,695 come visit me one day when I'm on Wall Street 745 00:42:32,778 --> 00:42:34,822 and having some white boy get me lunch, 746 00:42:34,905 --> 00:42:37,574 and I'm wheelin' a big old deal, and he talking about, 747 00:42:37,657 --> 00:42:40,285 "Ms. Jefferson, you have a call on line two." 748 00:42:40,369 --> 00:42:41,871 Think you've been watching too many movies. 749 00:42:41,954 --> 00:42:45,916 I'm just saying, yo, this is not my forever career. 750 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:47,001 Girl, you from this hood, 751 00:42:47,084 --> 00:42:49,003 you don't get a career, you get a job. 752 00:42:49,086 --> 00:42:51,213 This right here is the best-paying job around. 753 00:42:51,296 --> 00:42:52,297 Preach it, Vee. 754 00:42:52,381 --> 00:42:55,217 - You know what people respect? Money. - Hmm. 755 00:42:55,300 --> 00:42:58,220 You keep working for me, that's exactly what you gonna have. 756 00:42:58,303 --> 00:43:00,305 Ain't that right, RJ? Don't I take care of my people? 757 00:43:00,389 --> 00:43:01,640 - Yes, ma'am. - Eh, whatever. 758 00:43:02,808 --> 00:43:05,936 Look here, taste this, girl. Tell me if it needs some more salt. 759 00:43:10,107 --> 00:43:13,318 - Mmm! That is good. - I know. 760 00:43:13,402 --> 00:43:15,821 - What's that, pumpkin? - Butternut squash and ginger, 761 00:43:15,905 --> 00:43:17,197 - and I threw in some leeks, just 'cause. - Mmm! 762 00:43:17,281 --> 00:43:20,785 All right, now, listen, RJ, clear off that table, grab this salad. 763 00:43:20,868 --> 00:43:23,996 - Is anybody else coming home for dinner? - Uh, think it's just us. 764 00:43:24,079 --> 00:43:27,416 All right, grab some bowls, please. 765 00:43:29,251 --> 00:43:31,837 Oh, yes, ooh, this smells good. 766 00:43:31,921 --> 00:43:35,049 Get the placemats. All right. 767 00:43:36,508 --> 00:43:38,468 "Horsey Horse". 768 00:43:38,552 --> 00:43:41,721 That's kind of fun. But, Lord, have mercy, it's silly, just like you. 769 00:43:42,890 --> 00:43:45,309 I tried a new bread tonight, y'all. 770 00:43:45,392 --> 00:43:49,271 It's a whole grain flaxseed bread. 771 00:43:49,354 --> 00:43:50,940 Y'all need some more fiber in your diet. 772 00:43:51,023 --> 00:43:53,108 Grab a knife for this bread, too, Taste. 773 00:43:53,192 --> 00:43:55,694 Bring the bowls, girl. What you waiting for? 774 00:44:09,249 --> 00:44:10,292 Hey, Red. 775 00:44:11,585 --> 00:44:16,256 These are great seats, you can really see the stage from here. 776 00:44:17,549 --> 00:44:19,259 You really don't need to do this. 777 00:44:19,343 --> 00:44:22,930 I mean, I appreciate the gesture and everything, but... 778 00:44:23,013 --> 00:44:27,810 But what? We'll be ostracized? Already no one notices us. 779 00:44:27,893 --> 00:44:32,314 We're old and invisible, so why not be old together? 780 00:44:32,397 --> 00:44:34,149 We keep each other company. 781 00:44:35,359 --> 00:44:37,111 You calling me old? 782 00:44:37,194 --> 00:44:38,778 I'm 23. 783 00:44:38,863 --> 00:44:42,741 How about matured? Like a big, branchy tree. 784 00:44:42,825 --> 00:44:46,203 With snow-white roots. 785 00:44:46,286 --> 00:44:50,082 Oh, shit. I gotta deal with that, huh? 786 00:44:50,165 --> 00:44:53,043 Or just let it go. Fuck it. 787 00:44:54,253 --> 00:44:56,505 Who we trying to impress? 788 00:45:00,968 --> 00:45:02,761 She looks rough for 23. 789 00:45:20,654 --> 00:45:22,197 Where we going? 790 00:45:22,281 --> 00:45:23,532 We're going to town. 791 00:45:24,783 --> 00:45:25,951 Really? 792 00:45:26,035 --> 00:45:28,745 Medical center. She's going to the oral surgeon. 793 00:45:28,828 --> 00:45:30,455 Hope you got lots of those magazines, 794 00:45:30,539 --> 00:45:34,293 'cause it's gonna be hours and hours and hours. 795 00:45:34,376 --> 00:45:35,961 Oh, I got plenty. 796 00:45:36,045 --> 00:45:38,923 And I got my radio shows. I'll be fine. 797 00:45:40,215 --> 00:45:42,301 Good for you, Doggett. 798 00:45:42,384 --> 00:45:45,554 - Congratu-fucking-lations. - Thank you. 799 00:45:46,888 --> 00:45:48,140 That's right, 800 00:45:48,223 --> 00:45:50,517 we at the Philip Morris Companies believe in second chances. 801 00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:53,228 We welcome people who can handle the challenges 802 00:45:53,312 --> 00:45:56,273 of manufacturing and marketing products meant for adults 803 00:45:56,356 --> 00:45:59,693 in a highly regulated and restricted environment 804 00:45:59,776 --> 00:46:04,990 while striving each day to operate responsibly. Thank you. 805 00:46:08,118 --> 00:46:11,080 Man, I thought special guests meant like Mo'Nique 806 00:46:11,163 --> 00:46:12,664 or Wesley Snipes or somethin.' 807 00:46:12,747 --> 00:46:15,292 Not some cigarette-hawkin' fuck-nut reminding us 808 00:46:15,375 --> 00:46:16,793 that the only people who want to hire felons 809 00:46:16,876 --> 00:46:18,670 are already hated by everybody else. 810 00:46:18,753 --> 00:46:20,339 Nah, see, they ain't so bad. 811 00:46:20,422 --> 00:46:23,258 See, people can decide for theyselves if they wanna smoke. 812 00:46:23,342 --> 00:46:27,346 The real evil are them companies killin' us without consent. 813 00:46:27,429 --> 00:46:33,393 Monsanto. Rio Tinto. Big Pharma, BP, Halliburton. 814 00:46:33,477 --> 00:46:36,938 I been readin' there's some dark shit goin' down. 815 00:46:37,022 --> 00:46:39,399 Not that any of 'em motherfuckers ever wanna hire us. 816 00:46:39,483 --> 00:46:43,612 But the real criminals, they don't bother with us small-timers. 817 00:46:45,447 --> 00:46:50,369 And now Mr. Slovin will "interview" two "prospective employees". 818 00:46:50,452 --> 00:46:56,125 Many lessons to be learned here, ladies. Please pay close attention. 819 00:47:04,716 --> 00:47:07,927 Hello, and thank you for coming in today. 820 00:47:08,012 --> 00:47:10,305 Well, hello to you, too. 821 00:47:10,389 --> 00:47:14,434 Hello, and thank you so much for taking the time to see me today. 822 00:47:14,518 --> 00:47:16,478 The best boss I ever had? 823 00:47:17,604 --> 00:47:21,108 I would have to say Gloria in the kitchen right here 824 00:47:21,191 --> 00:47:26,655 because she's really organized, and she plays real good music. 825 00:47:26,738 --> 00:47:30,242 My greatest strength, I'd have to say, is my positive attitude, 826 00:47:30,325 --> 00:47:34,038 and my aptitude for rote memorization. 827 00:47:34,121 --> 00:47:36,081 I see something once, and I got it down. 828 00:47:36,165 --> 00:47:40,001 I use my time very efficiently. I'm almost never late. 829 00:47:40,085 --> 00:47:41,920 She was late today. 830 00:47:42,003 --> 00:47:44,923 For example, in my old job, a long-term client 831 00:47:45,006 --> 00:47:46,925 was about to take his business to a competitor. 832 00:47:47,008 --> 00:47:51,096 I was able to meet with the customer and change the way we handled his account 833 00:47:51,180 --> 00:47:54,183 on a day-to-day basis in order to keep the business. 834 00:47:54,266 --> 00:47:57,186 I think it's important to have close, 835 00:47:57,269 --> 00:48:00,980 intimate relationships with your co-workers. 836 00:48:01,065 --> 00:48:03,775 It's good for morale, you know? 837 00:48:05,694 --> 00:48:07,821 Okay, that's, like, a foul. 838 00:48:07,904 --> 00:48:11,408 It was lovely meeting both of you, thank you. 839 00:48:11,491 --> 00:48:15,454 Thank you, Mr. Slovin, and may I say what a privilege it would be 840 00:48:15,537 --> 00:48:17,622 to work for the Philip Morris Corporation, 841 00:48:17,706 --> 00:48:21,000 a company that has remained the largest cigarette manufacturer 842 00:48:21,085 --> 00:48:23,503 in the US since 1983, 843 00:48:23,587 --> 00:48:27,882 plus has increased its dividends 46 times in the last 44 years. 844 00:48:27,966 --> 00:48:30,844 You all tore this market up in the face of a world 845 00:48:30,927 --> 00:48:33,263 that was trying to tear you down. 846 00:48:33,347 --> 00:48:35,307 Now, see, that's the company for me. 847 00:48:35,390 --> 00:48:38,393 - Yeah! Yeah! - Yeah, Taystee! 848 00:48:38,477 --> 00:48:40,312 Thank you, Miss Jefferson. 849 00:48:40,395 --> 00:48:43,940 Yeah, yes, let's hear a round of applause for Miss Jefferson, 850 00:48:44,023 --> 00:48:45,609 and Miss Gonzales. 851 00:48:46,610 --> 00:48:50,489 Taystee! Taystee! Taystee! 852 00:49:10,967 --> 00:49:13,262 They gonna need that picture, boo. 853 00:49:14,429 --> 00:49:16,515 I'm afraid to see him lying there. 854 00:49:17,849 --> 00:49:20,519 I think once you see him, you won't be scared. 855 00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:25,357 He's still our RJ. He's just not in that body anymore. 856 00:49:26,441 --> 00:49:31,280 But it's like, once the funeral is over, he's really gone, you know? 857 00:49:33,157 --> 00:49:34,283 Yeah. 858 00:49:36,743 --> 00:49:38,245 I raised that boy. 859 00:49:39,663 --> 00:49:45,210 Watched that smile go from snaggletooth to lady-killer. 860 00:49:45,294 --> 00:49:49,298 I swear he could charm the fish out of water. 861 00:49:49,381 --> 00:49:51,966 Man, how can they get away with this? 862 00:49:52,050 --> 00:49:53,802 Ain't nobody gonna do nothing? 863 00:49:56,137 --> 00:49:59,057 Cops claim he was armed. 864 00:49:59,140 --> 00:50:01,560 I don't know, maybe he was. I... 865 00:50:01,643 --> 00:50:05,355 I told him to not carry a piece. 866 00:50:05,439 --> 00:50:08,567 A black man walking around this city at night... 867 00:50:11,069 --> 00:50:14,573 We had plans to go to the Statue of Liberty together. 868 00:50:15,615 --> 00:50:18,368 Neither of us ever been. 869 00:50:19,369 --> 00:50:23,582 We had reservations to walk up into the head and everything. 870 00:50:23,665 --> 00:50:26,210 So stupid. 871 00:50:30,171 --> 00:50:32,257 I'll take you. 872 00:50:32,341 --> 00:50:34,259 I got you now, Taystee Girl. 873 00:50:34,343 --> 00:50:36,345 You can't promise that. 874 00:50:39,180 --> 00:50:40,765 I protect my babies. 875 00:50:42,183 --> 00:50:43,893 This one got away, 876 00:50:45,812 --> 00:50:50,650 but I swear to you, I will die before I see that happen again. 877 00:50:51,985 --> 00:50:54,696 I will keep you safe. 878 00:51:19,388 --> 00:51:20,930 Come on, come. 879 00:51:22,432 --> 00:51:24,351 Come on, I've got you. 880 00:51:30,607 --> 00:51:32,651 - Well? - How'd it go in there? 881 00:51:32,734 --> 00:51:36,112 - Victory. - Yeah! That's my girl! 882 00:51:36,195 --> 00:51:38,573 Good for you, you must feel so much better. 883 00:51:38,657 --> 00:51:41,326 - I just feel free. - It was the yogurt, right? A mother knows. 884 00:51:41,410 --> 00:51:44,371 The drink that I gave you has helped women in my family dookie 885 00:51:44,454 --> 00:51:45,747 for 14 generations. 886 00:51:45,830 --> 00:51:47,874 You know, I think it was a combination of both things. 887 00:51:47,957 --> 00:51:51,503 Whatever it was, it don't matter. I am so happy, you guys. 888 00:51:54,005 --> 00:51:56,007 Hey, what's going on here? 889 00:51:56,090 --> 00:51:58,134 - Daya finally shit! - A big one. 890 00:51:58,217 --> 00:52:00,011 She feels so much better now. 891 00:52:00,094 --> 00:52:04,265 My God! I can't believe you guys! I've never been so humiliated. Jesus! 892 00:52:07,352 --> 00:52:08,603 Well, go on. 893 00:52:08,687 --> 00:52:11,523 Go after her. Tell her it's gonna be okay. 894 00:52:12,899 --> 00:52:13,983 Okay. 895 00:52:18,863 --> 00:52:20,156 We embarrassed her. 896 00:52:20,239 --> 00:52:22,534 Whatever, happens, mothers embarrass their kids. 897 00:52:23,952 --> 00:52:24,994 Yeah. 898 00:52:25,078 --> 00:52:28,623 Hey, where the fuck did you get the yogurt? 899 00:52:30,417 --> 00:52:33,002 So, Mr. Slovin, who gets the job? 900 00:52:35,296 --> 00:52:36,715 Miss Tasha Jefferson. 901 00:52:45,098 --> 00:52:48,226 That's right! In your face, Skinny Bean! 902 00:52:48,309 --> 00:52:50,770 Whatever, it don't even mean nothing. 903 00:52:50,854 --> 00:52:52,522 I don't even smoke. 904 00:52:52,606 --> 00:52:54,441 Taystee! 905 00:52:54,524 --> 00:52:57,527 Okay, and that concludes job fair. 906 00:52:57,611 --> 00:52:59,946 Thank you, everyone. Thank you. 907 00:53:03,908 --> 00:53:07,203 Hey, so, how do I get a hold of someone about that job? 908 00:53:07,286 --> 00:53:08,287 Excuse me? 909 00:53:08,372 --> 00:53:11,165 A job. I heard you get hooked up with one if you win this thing. 910 00:53:11,249 --> 00:53:13,126 Winning is a victory in itself. 911 00:53:14,669 --> 00:53:18,006 But last year, Ocampo got set up with some receptionist gig. 912 00:53:18,089 --> 00:53:20,467 That's simply untrue. This isn't a contest. 913 00:53:20,550 --> 00:53:23,094 You do your best because that's what you're supposed to do. 914 00:53:23,177 --> 00:53:25,514 Why is it so hard for you people to understand? 915 00:53:25,597 --> 00:53:29,350 You're like babies. "Where's my present?" "Pay attention to me." 916 00:53:29,434 --> 00:53:31,811 "Give me things." "Fix the heat." "Build a gym." 917 00:53:31,895 --> 00:53:35,314 I'm not your goddamn mommy. Grow up! 918 00:53:40,862 --> 00:53:45,534 In acknowledgment of your hard work and success, 919 00:53:45,617 --> 00:53:49,663 an award of $10 will be added to your commissary fund. Enjoy. 920 00:53:49,746 --> 00:53:51,164 Yeah, that's something. 921 00:53:51,247 --> 00:53:53,750 That is something. Thank you, Miss Figueroa. 922 00:54:02,509 --> 00:54:03,718 Oh, shit. 923 00:54:07,557 --> 00:54:14,557 - Resynced by SpliNT and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -