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Hi!
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Hank, I told you!
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I know you told me,
but I wanted to see for myself.
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You're convalescing
quite nicely...
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- quite nicely, indeed.
- Thank you very much.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I
have some food on the stove.
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Oh, you're hungry, are you?
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Hank, I'm making myself something to eat.
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Wouldn't you rather go out to dinner,
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you know, blow the stink off?
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I mean, not that you ever really stink,
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although sometimes in the
morning with the breath,
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but I don't mind that.
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I can kiss right through that shit.
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I love it, actually.
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Your effluvium has always
been quite refreshing to me...
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- Okay!
- Like cucumber lemonade...
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or cucumber spa water.
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Hank, are these words for me or for you?
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For both of us, Karen.
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Wordplay, foreplay...
it's all the same thing.
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You know what? I'm exhausted.
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I want to go lie down. It's just, like...
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Oh, oh, is that an invite?
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J.K., as the kids say. J.K.
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Come on, I'll provide the transpo.
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I won't even try to
finger you while I drive.
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- Oh, please.
- I promise.
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I might try to gauge your heat, though...
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over the clothes.
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I am not a fucking animal.
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You are making it really
hard for me to say no.
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Allow me to appeal to the foodie in you.
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It's at a new place. A pop-up, if you will.
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It's all the rage, four stars.
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The blogosphere is abuzz.
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- That is so mean.
- I know. I know.
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You know how much I love
trying new restaurants.
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- I do.
- Don't say that shit.
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I do know that. I do know that.
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- Karen?
- Hmm?
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- Something is burning.
- [Gasps] Oh!
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I do believe your sad
little solo dinner is ruined.
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- Fire!
- Oh, my!
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[upbeat music]
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Okay, so you didn't forget your wallet.
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Nope.
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This is a new pop-up restaurant?
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Yep.
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So let's get it over
with. I'm fucking starving.
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Oh, I see what you're doing here, Karen.
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You're establishing an attitude
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to combat the romantic mood
that I've established here.
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And you know what? I'm okay with that.
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You know, that actually gives
me something to work with.
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In fact, it's the very essence of drama.
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A guy wants something,
something stands in his way.
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Little Engine That Could... same thing.
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Oh, my God. Hank, just shut the fuck up.
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Refresh yourself. Tranya!
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Have a drink. In vino veritas...
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or something like that.
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In wine, there is truth, I believe.
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Mm-hmm.
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In whiskey, there may be a little more.
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In tequila, there's, like, a lot of truth.
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Okay, great. Where are the Runkles?
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Mm. Oh, those guys?
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Yeah, they went out to
dinner on Abbot Kinney...
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that little pop-up I was telling you about.
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What? They got to go there?
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Well, you know I wanted to try that place.
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Why didn't you just take me there?
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Because I thought this
would be way more charming.
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Dinner at Charlie and Marcy's house?
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Come on, a dinner slaved
over by yours truly...
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at an empty Malibu Beach house?
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This place is ours for hours.
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- Hank.
- Yes.
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Look at me.
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I am not gonna sleep with you.
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- I have no such expectations.
- Bullshit.
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What is all this for if it's
not to pry my legs apart?
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I wanted to do this
for you. You deserve it.
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I mean, ever since I've
come back, I've been adrift.
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Obviously Levon rocked my world.
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Mm-hmm.
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And I've been down some roads
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that have led to some
pretty dirty back alleys,
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but through it all, I've
kept my eye on the prize.
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- Hank.
- Yes.
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Aren't you tired?
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I mean, don't you just, like,
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want to start again with someone new?
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No. God, no. Is that what you want?
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Yeah. I mean, sometimes. Sure.
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Why would I find a new life
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when I haven't perfected
the perfectly good old one?
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Well, exactly. Maybe you can't perfect it.
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I mean, at a certain point,
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it just... you know, it is what it is.
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- And then we die.
- I don't agree.
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I do not agree.
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See, I've learned a lot about myself
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- during our time in the sun.
- Mm-hmm.
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And through it all, I have
only ever wanted one thing...
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you.
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Maybe wanting is not enough.
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- Isn't it, though?
- I don't think so.
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I disagree.
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Yeah, but it's not a debate.
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It's not something you can win.
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I'm not trying to win anything.
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Yes, you are. Yes, you are.
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You're... you're always,
like, trying a new angle,
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- like this, you know...
- No.
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Some huge, grand, romantic gesture.
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- What grand, romantic gesture?
- [Laughing]
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What we really need to do
is just look at our history
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and realize... it doesn't work.
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I mean, we don't work.
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Now, now, Karen,
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let's not turn this into
some dry history lesson.
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Let's just enjoy this glorious meal, okay?
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Have a bite, have another sip of wine.
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Let's, you know, savor
each other's company.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Mangia!
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In vino veritas.
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- You said that already.
- I did?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Well, it's true.
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- Hank?
- Hmm?
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- This is really good.
- I know, right?
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Did you make this by yourself?
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Yeah, yeah.
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No.
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[Both laughing]
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I tried, but I failed miserably.
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What I made looked like sick on a plate,
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tasted even worse.
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So I went out and I procured
some high-end takeout...
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full disclosure.
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- I'm sorry.
- That's okay, sweetie.
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You see that?
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You are charmed by my
failed attempts to charm you.
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- Yeah, a little.
- Have more wine.
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There's truth in it, you know.
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[Knock at door] There's
someone at the door.
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- Hi!
- Hi.
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- Not a good time.
- I'm sorry.
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I just... I felt bad about things,
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and I, uh... I wanted to
see how you were doing.
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- I'm well.
- And how's Karen?
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- She's well...
- She's fine.
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Oh, hi!
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Oh, I'm so sorry! Oh, God, I had no idea.
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- I-I'll be on my way.
- No, please, stay, stay.
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Don't be silly.
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I mean, you're obviously
in the middle of something.
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No, just dinner.
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What do you mean "just
dinner"? "Just dinner"?
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- Oh.
- Please stay.
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We need to get to know one another.
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I mean, our paths are gonna be
crossing here and there, right?
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Well, why don't you guys, you know,
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make a date to meet for coffee next week?
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- That sounds like a good idea.
- You want some wine?
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- You know, after tonight.
- Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, God, I would love a glass of wine.
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Uh-huh, it's kind of good. Here.
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- Thank you, Karen.
- You're welcome, Julia.
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- Wow.
- [Giggling]
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This is so great.
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[Rock music]
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♪ ♪
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We were there at the same time.
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Well, it stands to reason,
and having a kid with him.
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- Holy shit, right?
- Mm.
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- This is still so great.
- Yeah.
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Could we have some more wine, please?
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Do you have any dessert?
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Oh, I'd be happy to, Karen.
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- Hi!
- What? What's wrong?
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What's not wrong? We go to dinner,
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and our credit cards get
declined... all of them.
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Runks got pissy. They called the cops.
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It was a whole big to-do!
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You could've left the
door open for me, you know.
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You knew I was coming in.
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Just slamming it like
that... that's very rude.
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We need to stick together here, Marcy.
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- Hello. Hello.
- Hi.
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You invited Julia to your
romantic dinner with Karen?
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You dirty dog, you.
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I just stopped by unannounced.
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- Oh, I see.
- Marcy Runkle.
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- Hi.
- Your kid's a doll.
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Thank you so much! Wow!
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You have the nicest friends.
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Marcy Runkle, would you like perhaps
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to continue our propositional conversation
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in the bedroom maybe?
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No, I would like to seek outside counsel.
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Karenina, Karenina.
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Now that you're better,
can I ask you a question?
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- Anything.
- Okay.
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Stu wants to sleep with me again.
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- Of course he does.
- For a million dollars.
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What?
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He would pay you a million
dollars to sleep with you?
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Yes.
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Would he pay me a million dollars
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- to sleep with me?
- What the fuck, Karen?
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What are you talking about?
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- That's disgusting.
- What? It's a lot of money.
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Gluten-free artisanal custard tort.
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- Oh, that's lovely.
- Wow!
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Is Stu the big bald producer guy?
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Yeah, that's right.
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You know, I saw the outline
of his penis through his pants
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at the table read the other
day, and it was freakishly big.
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Yeah, that's my ex. Anyway, listen...
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he wouldn't be into you, honey,
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'cause he's only into tiny,
petite little fuck dolls.
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That's my girl... tiny,
little, petite fuck doll.
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- Okay, so should I do it?
- No. No.
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That's my girl.
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- But we are fucking broke!
- I know.
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Jesus Christ! Julia. Julia.
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Would you fuck a guy for a million dollars?
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He's got a great big
cock, fills you right up.
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Jesus, Marcy!
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You know, I have never been
that much of a size queen.
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I prefer a pretty penis.
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That's right, baby.
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I'm sorry, Karen. It's
just... it's very confusing.
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And... and you invited her to join us, so...
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It's true... we have both
experienced his penis.
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- And it...
- Mm-hmm.
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- It is pretty.
- It's okay.
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I've seen it.
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I tugged on it a couple times accidentally.
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That's disgusting.
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It's a nice one... smooth
helmet. Good job, kid.
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Hey, I'm right there with you all.
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It's a good-looking cock, no homo.
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- You guys are swell.
- Well...
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[Knock at door]
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Krull, my good man. Welcome.
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Seriously, with this fucking guy again?
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Hello, love.
252
00:09:54,314 --> 00:09:55,914
I've been seeing a lot of you lately...
253
00:09:55,949 --> 00:09:57,383
in my dreams...
254
00:09:57,417 --> 00:10:00,286
me daydreams, me wide-awake dreams,
255
00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:02,254
when I'm tugging meself.
256
00:10:02,289 --> 00:10:04,456
- Oh. Okay.
- That's neat. Thanks.
257
00:10:04,491 --> 00:10:07,159
Charlie, are you just
gonna let this degenerate
258
00:10:07,193 --> 00:10:08,827
talk to me like that?
259
00:10:08,862 --> 00:10:10,829
This degenerate happens
to be a client, Marcy.
260
00:10:10,864 --> 00:10:13,932
Besides, he is complimenting
you, right, Krull?
261
00:10:13,967 --> 00:10:15,467
- Absolutely, love.
- Oh.
262
00:10:15,502 --> 00:10:17,036
And, yeah, I noticed
you never have a problem
263
00:10:17,070 --> 00:10:18,470
when a certain perverted millionaire
264
00:10:18,505 --> 00:10:20,205
talks to you like that.
265
00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:23,075
Excuse me. I was married to
that perverted millionaire.
266
00:10:23,109 --> 00:10:24,843
Hello, Hank.
267
00:10:24,878 --> 00:10:26,211
Krull, good to see you, my man.
268
00:10:26,246 --> 00:10:27,680
You too, buddy.
269
00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:29,715
- I drove him back, you know.
- Oh, nice.
270
00:10:29,749 --> 00:10:32,184
- On the back of me bike.
- Mm-hmm, for you.
271
00:10:32,218 --> 00:10:33,719
Least you could've done
was give him some suction.
272
00:10:33,753 --> 00:10:36,388
- That was a long ride.
- Bumpy too.
273
00:10:36,423 --> 00:10:37,823
It kind of numbed out my taint.
274
00:10:37,857 --> 00:10:39,658
Yeah, that happens. Who's this?
275
00:10:39,693 --> 00:10:42,227
- Hi. I'm Julia.
- Hello, love.
276
00:10:42,262 --> 00:10:43,829
Mm.
277
00:10:43,897 --> 00:10:45,831
[Laughing]
278
00:10:45,865 --> 00:10:47,833
Krull. Rock 'n' roll butler.
279
00:10:47,901 --> 00:10:49,001
That's cool.
280
00:10:49,035 --> 00:10:50,636
Speaking of such things,
281
00:10:50,670 --> 00:10:52,705
I got some pages for you, there, Churchill.
282
00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:54,873
Forgot about the time when
I walked in on Atticus,
283
00:10:54,908 --> 00:10:57,743
and he was blowing himself,
and I surprised him.
284
00:10:57,777 --> 00:10:59,912
He ended up blowing a
load on the pair of us.
285
00:10:59,946 --> 00:11:02,214
I got combat pay for that one, though.
286
00:11:02,248 --> 00:11:03,749
You see, Marcy? You see?
287
00:11:03,783 --> 00:11:05,543
This is exactly the
kind of salacious details
288
00:11:05,552 --> 00:11:07,419
that sells these rock 'n' roll memoirs.
289
00:11:07,454 --> 00:11:09,755
Okay.
290
00:11:09,789 --> 00:11:12,324
Whoa. Hi, Levon.
291
00:11:12,359 --> 00:11:14,526
Hello, hello, hello.
292
00:11:14,561 --> 00:11:16,028
Hey, everyone.
293
00:11:16,062 --> 00:11:17,830
Mom? What are you doing here?
294
00:11:17,864 --> 00:11:19,865
Well, I just... I had to
have a word with your dad.
295
00:11:19,899 --> 00:11:21,333
Didn't I tell you to stay away from him
296
00:11:21,368 --> 00:11:22,701
until he puts a ring on that finger?
297
00:11:22,736 --> 00:11:24,269
Hey, what's that about?
298
00:11:24,304 --> 00:11:26,004
I don't want you taking
advantage of my moms, yo.
299
00:11:26,039 --> 00:11:27,439
What the... nobody's taking
advantage of her, yo.
300
00:11:27,474 --> 00:11:28,774
She's horny, single,
301
00:11:28,808 --> 00:11:30,509
and emotionally vulnerable right now.
302
00:11:30,543 --> 00:11:32,384
Honey, that's enough,
okay? Who is your friend?
303
00:11:32,412 --> 00:11:34,113
- Can I get you a drink?
- Mm-hmm.
304
00:11:34,147 --> 00:11:35,614
Ah.
305
00:11:35,648 --> 00:11:36,949
Why aren't you answering your phone?
306
00:11:36,983 --> 00:11:38,384
'Cause I've been busy hosting.
307
00:11:38,418 --> 00:11:40,519
- Who's your friend?
- This is Mi.
308
00:11:40,553 --> 00:11:42,254
Hey, hang on. I know Mi.
309
00:11:42,288 --> 00:11:43,789
[Laughs]
310
00:11:43,823 --> 00:11:46,859
I knew you look familiar, big boy.
311
00:11:46,893 --> 00:11:48,894
You pick me up on bike.
312
00:11:48,928 --> 00:11:51,230
That's right, outside
the All-American Burger.
313
00:11:51,264 --> 00:11:53,599
Yeah, you jerk off on me.
314
00:11:53,633 --> 00:11:55,134
That's a good memory.
315
00:11:55,168 --> 00:11:56,902
Mi got good head for tricks.
316
00:11:56,936 --> 00:11:59,405
Yeah, you sure do, darling. You sure do.
317
00:11:59,439 --> 00:12:01,039
Oh.
318
00:12:01,074 --> 00:12:02,674
So I went to that comic
book store on Sunset.
319
00:12:02,709 --> 00:12:04,843
I met her when I was coming out.
320
00:12:04,878 --> 00:12:07,112
She was super nice, real friendly.
321
00:12:07,147 --> 00:12:08,747
I guess I owe her more money
322
00:12:08,782 --> 00:12:10,249
than I currently have on my person.
323
00:12:10,283 --> 00:12:11,884
- What did you do?
- Everything, dude.
324
00:12:11,918 --> 00:12:13,619
We went around the fucking world...
325
00:12:13,653 --> 00:12:15,421
- in the butt and everything.
- Holy shit.
326
00:12:15,455 --> 00:12:17,222
She made me wear a condom, though.
327
00:12:17,257 --> 00:12:19,792
- It was really hard to come.
- Too much. How much?
328
00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:22,194
Look, I don't want to limit
your sexual exploration,
329
00:12:22,228 --> 00:12:23,829
but you got to lay off the hookers,
330
00:12:23,863 --> 00:12:25,998
because it's illegal, and there's diseases.
331
00:12:26,032 --> 00:12:27,466
No, mama!
332
00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:30,402
- I make him put bag on it.
- Mi.
333
00:12:30,437 --> 00:12:31,870
That's good, I guess.
334
00:12:31,905 --> 00:12:33,405
He had a tough time... [Imitates explosion]
335
00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:35,274
I did. I'm sorry, mom.
336
00:12:35,308 --> 00:12:37,342
This is not what a
mother wants for her son.
337
00:12:37,377 --> 00:12:38,777
No.
338
00:12:38,812 --> 00:12:40,612
Julia, I told them that the last time.
339
00:12:40,647 --> 00:12:42,281
- You did?
- Yes!
340
00:12:42,315 --> 00:12:44,082
God, thank you, Karen. That is so sweet.
341
00:12:44,117 --> 00:12:45,818
You're so welcome. I am so sorry.
342
00:12:45,852 --> 00:12:47,152
I don't understand. [Knock at door]
343
00:12:47,187 --> 00:12:48,420
Yes.
344
00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:51,156
Rath. What are you doing here?
345
00:12:51,191 --> 00:12:52,524
Hey. Uh, is Hank around?
346
00:12:52,559 --> 00:12:54,793
Hank, sorry to bother you at home,
347
00:12:54,828 --> 00:12:57,429
but a friend of yours insisted.
348
00:12:59,032 --> 00:13:00,532
Moody!
349
00:13:00,567 --> 00:13:02,007
Eddie Nero... as I live and breathe.
350
00:13:02,035 --> 00:13:05,137
Ah!
351
00:13:07,907 --> 00:13:11,944
- Put me back in my chair.
- Okay. All right.
352
00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:15,714
No! It's okay.
353
00:13:15,748 --> 00:13:18,350
I'll do it myself.
354
00:13:25,158 --> 00:13:27,693
Dare I ask why you're in a wheelchair?
355
00:13:27,727 --> 00:13:30,329
Have you finally had your genitals removed?
356
00:13:30,363 --> 00:13:33,332
No, don't be silly. It was
just a flight of fancy...
357
00:13:33,366 --> 00:13:35,067
an a-lister's daydream.
358
00:13:35,101 --> 00:13:37,302
I thought I'd lost all my loads.
359
00:13:37,337 --> 00:13:41,373
Then your lovely soul
mate taught me otherwise.
360
00:13:41,407 --> 00:13:43,542
- Karen!
- Eddie.
361
00:13:43,576 --> 00:13:46,011
Let me pepper you with kisses.
362
00:13:46,045 --> 00:13:48,347
How are you? It's so nice to see you.
363
00:13:48,381 --> 00:13:50,015
It's so good to see you, Karen.
364
00:13:50,049 --> 00:13:52,317
- Good.
- [Sniffing]
365
00:13:52,352 --> 00:13:54,219
- Okay.
- Ah, can you feel it?
366
00:13:54,254 --> 00:13:57,656
This is the site of our erotic encounter.
367
00:13:57,690 --> 00:14:00,826
The wood of this humble
abode has absorbed my seed,
368
00:14:00,860 --> 00:14:02,494
my very essence.
369
00:14:02,529 --> 00:14:05,030
Are you as moist as I am?
370
00:14:05,064 --> 00:14:06,832
Hey, pussy fart. How are you?
371
00:14:06,866 --> 00:14:08,567
Good, Eddie. How are you?
372
00:14:08,601 --> 00:14:09,935
No, no. I'm on duty.
373
00:14:09,969 --> 00:14:11,370
Ah, of course. Karen?
374
00:14:11,404 --> 00:14:14,039
For my character, that I will be essaying
375
00:14:14,073 --> 00:14:17,075
in an upcoming episode
of TV's Santa Monica Cops,
376
00:14:17,110 --> 00:14:18,777
which I have agreed to do
377
00:14:18,811 --> 00:14:20,379
because all the finest movie stars
378
00:14:20,413 --> 00:14:21,880
are coming to television today.
379
00:14:21,915 --> 00:14:23,282
And why not?
380
00:14:23,316 --> 00:14:25,784
Two days on a set plus a meaty monologue
381
00:14:25,818 --> 00:14:28,420
equals... Emmy nomination!
382
00:14:28,454 --> 00:14:30,022
I'm going for the motherfucking EGOT...
383
00:14:30,056 --> 00:14:33,125
Emmy, Golden Globe, Oscar, Tony.
384
00:14:33,159 --> 00:14:35,060
And for that, I will provide sexual favors
385
00:14:35,094 --> 00:14:36,528
to Neil Patrick Harris, if needed.
386
00:14:36,563 --> 00:14:38,830
[Gagging]
387
00:14:42,268 --> 00:14:45,604
Anyway, Moody, I need you
to write me a monologue.
388
00:14:45,638 --> 00:14:47,539
I miss our collaborations.
389
00:14:47,574 --> 00:14:49,942
Rath is a fine writer, but he's terse.
390
00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:51,677
I need someone who can provide
391
00:14:51,711 --> 00:14:54,012
a glorious golden shower of verbiage.
392
00:14:54,047 --> 00:14:56,081
And the Emmy goes...
393
00:14:56,149 --> 00:14:58,183
to Edward fucking Nero.
394
00:14:58,217 --> 00:14:59,484
Good God, there are some beautiful women
395
00:14:59,519 --> 00:15:01,053
around here tonight.
396
00:15:01,087 --> 00:15:03,422
I'm glad I still have all my loads.
397
00:15:03,456 --> 00:15:06,091
We could have quite
the bukkake party later.
398
00:15:06,125 --> 00:15:09,461
My character... he cannot
achieve an erection.
399
00:15:09,495 --> 00:15:11,096
He's been robbed of his manhood.
400
00:15:11,130 --> 00:15:13,031
But he's still a force to be reckoned with.
401
00:15:13,066 --> 00:15:14,600
Ow!
402
00:15:14,634 --> 00:15:15,968
Ow!
403
00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:18,570
Hey! I know you...
404
00:15:18,605 --> 00:15:20,272
from Sunset and Gardner.
405
00:15:20,306 --> 00:15:22,841
Hey! That right, motherfucker!
406
00:15:22,875 --> 00:15:24,476
[Laughs]
407
00:15:24,510 --> 00:15:28,647
Did not recognize you with the mustache.
408
00:15:28,681 --> 00:15:31,316
Hey. You poop on me.
409
00:15:31,351 --> 00:15:33,485
You're welcome.
410
00:15:42,228 --> 00:15:44,296
Good news...
411
00:15:44,330 --> 00:15:46,865
Rath's hitting it off
with Karen over there.
412
00:15:46,899 --> 00:15:49,101
- Why is that good news?
- Good news for me.
413
00:15:49,135 --> 00:15:51,036
He's staying the fuck
away from my mom for once.
414
00:15:51,070 --> 00:15:53,538
Yeah, well, guess who's
chatting up your fucking mom,
415
00:15:53,573 --> 00:15:56,475
- is Eddie fucking Nero.
- [Scoffs] Yeah, we'll see.
416
00:15:56,509 --> 00:15:58,110
Movie star or not, that guy
will get the fucking stink finger
417
00:15:58,144 --> 00:15:59,611
- if he tries anything.
- No, no, no. No.
418
00:15:59,646 --> 00:16:01,179
Stink finger is powerless over him.
419
00:16:01,214 --> 00:16:02,881
Dude poops on people.
420
00:16:02,915 --> 00:16:04,783
Ugh. That's fucking unsettling.
421
00:16:04,817 --> 00:16:06,385
- You think?
- Yeah.
422
00:16:06,419 --> 00:16:07,419
Hmm.
423
00:16:09,355 --> 00:16:12,057
Hi. What's going on here?
424
00:16:12,091 --> 00:16:14,359
- Hey.
- Hey.
425
00:16:14,394 --> 00:16:16,561
Um, well, I was just having
the greatest conversation
426
00:16:16,596 --> 00:16:18,497
- with your boss.
- Oh.
427
00:16:18,531 --> 00:16:20,799
Yeah, well, he's not
really my boss, per se.
428
00:16:20,833 --> 00:16:22,734
Well, how else would you put it, Hank?
429
00:16:22,769 --> 00:16:25,470
I like to think of us as compatriots,
430
00:16:25,505 --> 00:16:27,572
you know, birds of a
feather, kindred spirits,
431
00:16:27,607 --> 00:16:30,909
writers, men...
432
00:16:30,943 --> 00:16:33,045
- men.
- I hired you. I can fire you.
433
00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:34,413
I'd say that makes me your boss.
434
00:16:34,447 --> 00:16:36,381
Okay, fine. Yeah, be that way.
435
00:16:36,416 --> 00:16:38,083
You know, this evening started out
436
00:16:38,117 --> 00:16:41,920
as an attempted intimate
dinner for the two of us.
437
00:16:41,954 --> 00:16:44,556
And at some point, I would like to...
438
00:16:44,590 --> 00:16:46,224
- Um, yeah.
- Get back to...
439
00:16:46,259 --> 00:16:47,959
- Well, it's okay, sweetie.
- That particular...
440
00:16:47,994 --> 00:16:50,495
'Cause I can... I can
catch up with you anytime.
441
00:16:50,530 --> 00:16:52,264
I mean, you know,
442
00:16:52,298 --> 00:16:54,833
I don't know when I'm
next gonna get to see Rick.
443
00:16:54,867 --> 00:16:57,335
We can see each other as
often as you like, Karen,
444
00:16:57,370 --> 00:16:59,004
because you guys aren't together, right?
445
00:16:59,038 --> 00:17:00,005
- Well...
- Right.
446
00:17:00,039 --> 00:17:01,740
I mean, that's a...
447
00:17:01,774 --> 00:17:03,608
Yeah, well, these things are
very complicated with Hank.
448
00:17:03,643 --> 00:17:05,043
You know, I asked him about Julia.
449
00:17:05,078 --> 00:17:06,611
He said he wasn't involved with her.
450
00:17:06,646 --> 00:17:08,714
Next thing you know, he
was inside of her, so...
451
00:17:08,748 --> 00:17:12,184
Inside of her? Wow.
452
00:17:12,218 --> 00:17:14,219
Um, okay.
453
00:17:14,253 --> 00:17:16,188
Yeah, well, why am I surprised?
454
00:17:16,222 --> 00:17:18,490
I mean, of course he was.
455
00:17:18,524 --> 00:17:20,225
[Sighs]
456
00:17:20,259 --> 00:17:22,427
Well... it's just as
well I like her, I guess.
457
00:17:22,462 --> 00:17:23,995
[Knock at door]
458
00:17:24,030 --> 00:17:27,699
- I'll get that.
- I got it. I got it.
459
00:17:27,734 --> 00:17:29,701
- Hello, Leon.
- It's Levon.
460
00:17:29,736 --> 00:17:32,671
Why is that so fucking
hard for people to get?
461
00:17:32,705 --> 00:17:34,706
Charlie, Marcy,
462
00:17:34,741 --> 00:17:36,975
so sorry to barge in on you guys like this,
463
00:17:37,009 --> 00:17:39,344
but I must have a word.
464
00:17:39,378 --> 00:17:42,314
Hello, Edward. How are you, brah?
465
00:17:42,348 --> 00:17:44,249
Stu, my favorite moneyman!
466
00:17:44,283 --> 00:17:45,984
Stu, I'm not even gonna get
up off this fucking couch
467
00:17:46,018 --> 00:17:47,486
to deal with this shit.
468
00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:49,821
First of all, thanks to Eddie Nero here,
469
00:17:49,856 --> 00:17:51,723
my fucking knee is killing me.
470
00:17:51,758 --> 00:17:54,326
Besides, everyone knows,
Stu. Everyone knows.
471
00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:56,728
Well, in that case...
472
00:17:56,763 --> 00:17:58,964
[Gasps]
473
00:17:58,998 --> 00:18:01,233
Look away, Marcy! Look away!
474
00:18:01,267 --> 00:18:05,003
- But it's so beautiful.
- And it's all yours.
475
00:18:05,037 --> 00:18:06,805
Just say the word
476
00:18:06,839 --> 00:18:10,609
and, uh, sign right here on the dotted line
477
00:18:10,643 --> 00:18:13,011
and if you could initial here and here.
478
00:18:13,045 --> 00:18:15,680
Stu, was is it about this woman?
479
00:18:15,715 --> 00:18:18,850
Edward, I'm so glad you asked me.
480
00:18:18,885 --> 00:18:20,752
Entering her is like walking
481
00:18:20,787 --> 00:18:23,622
into the most wonderful
candy store in the world.
482
00:18:23,656 --> 00:18:27,859
Spending time inside of her
is akin to cocooning yourself
483
00:18:27,894 --> 00:18:30,629
in the softest, most exotic of silks.
484
00:18:30,663 --> 00:18:32,931
I remember I used to be able to press
485
00:18:32,965 --> 00:18:34,833
on her cute little tummy
486
00:18:34,867 --> 00:18:36,568
and feel myself just
throbbing away in there.
487
00:18:36,602 --> 00:18:37,803
The hum was electric.
488
00:18:37,837 --> 00:18:39,838
You have to remember that, Marcy.
489
00:18:39,872 --> 00:18:44,376
- Yeah, I guess I do.
- I'm gonna throw the fuck up.
490
00:18:44,410 --> 00:18:46,812
If sex is what allows us
491
00:18:46,846 --> 00:18:50,482
to transcend this average,
everyday, humdrum existence
492
00:18:50,516 --> 00:18:53,785
and get us that much closer to God,
493
00:18:53,820 --> 00:18:55,554
then it was with Marcy
494
00:18:55,588 --> 00:19:00,225
that I came within spitting
distance of my maker.
495
00:19:00,259 --> 00:19:02,561
What has happened to you, Stu?
496
00:19:02,595 --> 00:19:04,462
Have you lost your fucking mind?
497
00:19:04,497 --> 00:19:06,798
Perhaps I need to experience
this pint-sized powerhouse.
498
00:19:06,833 --> 00:19:08,500
I've seen her go at it.
499
00:19:08,534 --> 00:19:10,769
She's like a feral cat
with a greedy snatch.
500
00:19:10,803 --> 00:19:12,904
Greedy snatch! Give me, give me, give me!
501
00:19:12,939 --> 00:19:14,773
- All for it, none for you.
- What?
502
00:19:14,807 --> 00:19:18,810
Well, consider this a
signing bonus... 10% up front.
503
00:19:18,845 --> 00:19:22,214
Do with it what you will.
504
00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:24,249
- We have to talk.
- Ow!
505
00:19:24,283 --> 00:19:26,084
Come here.
506
00:19:26,118 --> 00:19:27,552
- Listen to me.
- What?
507
00:19:27,587 --> 00:19:29,254
This kind of cash could get us
508
00:19:29,288 --> 00:19:31,189
out of all of our immediate debt.
509
00:19:31,224 --> 00:19:33,859
Marcy, I have put out
feelers about the Krull book,
510
00:19:33,893 --> 00:19:36,561
and I could get us at least that much...
511
00:19:36,596 --> 00:19:38,029
Almost.
512
00:19:38,064 --> 00:19:39,898
What about next month? And the month after?
513
00:19:39,932 --> 00:19:42,100
Runkle, don't kid yourself.
Things are tough out there.
514
00:19:42,134 --> 00:19:43,869
I'm offering you some sweet relief.
515
00:19:43,903 --> 00:19:45,871
I mean, give yourself a break.
516
00:19:45,905 --> 00:19:49,040
And you got to think
about little Stuart, huh?
517
00:19:49,075 --> 00:19:50,675
My namesake.
518
00:19:50,710 --> 00:19:53,044
Stu, you have got to stop disrespecting me
519
00:19:53,079 --> 00:19:54,746
in my own home!
520
00:19:54,780 --> 00:19:59,451
Oh, this is clearly a rental.
521
00:19:59,485 --> 00:20:01,286
Hit him!
522
00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:02,654
Ow! Ow!
523
00:20:02,688 --> 00:20:04,556
Ow!
524
00:20:04,590 --> 00:20:06,524
Okay, Runkle...
525
00:20:06,559 --> 00:20:09,561
now you pushed me too far.
526
00:20:09,595 --> 00:20:11,730
[Gasps]
527
00:20:11,764 --> 00:20:13,932
I'm gonna...
528
00:20:13,966 --> 00:20:18,136
- Aah! Aah! Aah!
- Stop it!
529
00:20:18,170 --> 00:20:19,371
Charlie!
530
00:20:23,242 --> 00:20:25,277
All right.
531
00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:29,180
My boy Runkle's got some serious
retard strength right now.
532
00:20:29,215 --> 00:20:31,082
- Just... yeah.
- Come on.
533
00:20:31,117 --> 00:20:32,217
Get him off.
534
00:20:32,251 --> 00:20:34,552
No fighting! Not on my watch!
535
00:20:34,587 --> 00:20:36,321
Holy shit. That thing is real?
536
00:20:36,355 --> 00:20:38,056
When I'm in research mode, I go all out.
537
00:20:38,090 --> 00:20:39,991
I'm not fucking around.
538
00:20:40,026 --> 00:20:42,426
Okay, I'm calling the network.
I cannot work with this guy.
539
00:20:42,428 --> 00:20:45,563
- I thought Hashtag was bad.
- No one should fight like this.
540
00:20:45,598 --> 00:20:46,998
No man should fight like this.
541
00:20:47,033 --> 00:20:49,367
Last time I was here,
I fought much like this
542
00:20:49,402 --> 00:20:51,469
with a man named Hank Moody,
543
00:20:51,504 --> 00:20:54,739
who bested me that night and deservedly so.
544
00:20:54,774 --> 00:20:56,174
And do you know why?
545
00:20:56,208 --> 00:20:58,777
Because I slept with his woman.
546
00:20:58,811 --> 00:20:59,978
Wheelchair or not, Nero,
547
00:21:00,012 --> 00:21:02,013
I will kick you in the fucking cock.
548
00:21:02,048 --> 00:21:04,883
There's no need. I have
a confession to make.
549
00:21:04,917 --> 00:21:08,520
I did not penetrate
your beloved that night.
550
00:21:08,554 --> 00:21:10,522
I fully intended to,
551
00:21:10,556 --> 00:21:15,193
but I hadn't come with a woman
in so long that I merely...
552
00:21:15,227 --> 00:21:18,730
- made wet in my tunic.
- Whoa.
553
00:21:18,764 --> 00:21:20,365
She did me the great honor
554
00:21:20,399 --> 00:21:22,801
of making it seem like we made sweet love,
555
00:21:22,835 --> 00:21:24,669
which is why she is
such an incredible woman.
556
00:21:24,704 --> 00:21:26,471
What is this, fucking Christmas?
557
00:21:26,505 --> 00:21:28,773
This is great news. Why
didn't you tell me that?
558
00:21:28,808 --> 00:21:31,242
Because I didn't want to
betray Eddie's confidence.
559
00:21:31,277 --> 00:21:32,944
Uh-huh.
560
00:21:32,979 --> 00:21:34,679
Her loveliness is giving
me an erection right now...
561
00:21:34,714 --> 00:21:36,348
No.
562
00:21:36,382 --> 00:21:37,615
In spite of my best efforts
to stay in character.
563
00:21:37,650 --> 00:21:39,084
You know, and also,
564
00:21:39,118 --> 00:21:41,052
I kind of wanted you to think that we had.
565
00:21:41,087 --> 00:21:42,854
Oh, really? You did, did you?
566
00:21:42,888 --> 00:21:46,358
Karen, if you would
grant me another chance,
567
00:21:46,392 --> 00:21:48,994
I am reasonably sure I could penetrate you
568
00:21:49,028 --> 00:21:51,062
in a satisfactory manner...
569
00:21:51,097 --> 00:21:52,464
[Laughs]
570
00:21:52,498 --> 00:21:54,566
Although you would have to lift me up
571
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:56,735
off of the chair into the bed.
572
00:21:56,769 --> 00:21:58,529
Have you ever had sex
with a handicapped man?
573
00:21:58,537 --> 00:22:00,071
Eddie, I think we had a moment,
574
00:22:00,106 --> 00:22:02,207
and I think that moment's passed.
575
00:22:02,241 --> 00:22:04,743
Oh.
576
00:22:04,777 --> 00:22:06,678
Thank you for your honesty.
577
00:22:06,712 --> 00:22:07,979
What about you, Goldilocks?
578
00:22:08,014 --> 00:22:10,015
You ever made love to a paraplegic?
579
00:22:10,049 --> 00:22:11,583
Actually, I did once.
580
00:22:11,617 --> 00:22:14,386
I really liked him, but
then Levon scared him away.
581
00:22:14,420 --> 00:22:15,887
He told him if he tried anything funny,
582
00:22:15,921 --> 00:22:18,423
he'd pushed him into traffic.
583
00:22:18,457 --> 00:22:20,558
What? I was young and angry, okay?
584
00:22:20,593 --> 00:22:23,061
I didn't have a fucking father.
585
00:22:23,095 --> 00:22:24,596
He was really good at oral sex.
586
00:22:24,630 --> 00:22:26,698
[Scoffs] Gross. That's fucking foul.
587
00:22:26,732 --> 00:22:29,198
I knew I should've pushed
that fucking gimp into traffic.
588
00:22:29,199 --> 00:22:30,179
Hey, that's not nice.
589
00:22:30,180 --> 00:22:33,018
He wasn't... he wasn't
as good as yours truly...
590
00:22:32,738 --> 00:22:35,073
I'm sorry to say, yes. I
mean, he was really good.
591
00:22:35,107 --> 00:22:36,541
- That's rough.
- Whoa!
592
00:22:36,575 --> 00:22:38,910
Not any better than Edward R. Nero,
593
00:22:38,944 --> 00:22:41,579
who is nothing if not a cunning linguist.
594
00:22:41,614 --> 00:22:43,381
You know, I'm a single mom, Eddie.
595
00:22:43,416 --> 00:22:45,083
And I'm not easily wooed.
596
00:22:45,117 --> 00:22:47,285
I'm a single father
with millions of dollars
597
00:22:47,319 --> 00:22:49,154
and unlimited loads.
598
00:22:49,188 --> 00:22:53,324
"Unrimited roads"? [Laughing]
599
00:22:53,359 --> 00:22:56,027
Empty your pockets, bitches!
600
00:22:56,062 --> 00:22:58,129
Everyone do exactly what she says.
601
00:22:58,164 --> 00:22:59,898
I am in extraordinary shape,
602
00:22:59,932 --> 00:23:04,302
but I do not think I could
survive a bullet in the head.
603
00:23:04,336 --> 00:23:06,604
- Okay.
- Come on!
604
00:23:06,639 --> 00:23:08,773
- Are you fucking kidding?
- Nope.
605
00:23:08,808 --> 00:23:11,443
Hurry! Now!
606
00:23:11,477 --> 00:23:12,977
I thought you used to be a cop.
607
00:23:13,012 --> 00:23:15,246
- Shut up.
- I was a fucking transit cop.
608
00:23:15,281 --> 00:23:17,549
Okay? What difference does it make anyway.
609
00:23:17,583 --> 00:23:19,651
I don't have a gun on me.
610
00:23:20,753 --> 00:23:23,555
[Screaming]
611
00:23:24,957 --> 00:23:28,460
[Screaming]
612
00:23:28,494 --> 00:23:32,063
[Laughing] Edward!
613
00:23:32,098 --> 00:23:34,065
Ow!
614
00:23:34,100 --> 00:23:37,268
Later, bitches! [Laughing]
615
00:23:37,303 --> 00:23:39,170
[Shouts indistinctly] Bye, Mi.
616
00:23:39,205 --> 00:23:40,839
- Hey!
- I had fun tonight.
617
00:23:40,873 --> 00:23:44,809
That's mine! [Horn blares]
618
00:23:44,844 --> 00:23:46,344
Aren't you glad we didn't go
619
00:23:46,378 --> 00:23:48,780
to some boring place on Abbot Kinney?
620
00:23:48,814 --> 00:23:51,382
Do you think Eddie's gonna be okay?
621
00:23:51,417 --> 00:23:53,137
He seemed all right as
they were loading him
622
00:23:53,152 --> 00:23:54,752
into the ambulance.
623
00:23:54,787 --> 00:23:57,088
He asked me to email him the
draft of the monologue asap
624
00:23:57,123 --> 00:23:59,457
so he can start learning his lines.
625
00:23:59,492 --> 00:24:01,092
[Laughs]
626
00:24:01,127 --> 00:24:02,894
It's not like he's
actually human or anything.
627
00:24:02,928 --> 00:24:05,763
I think he's gonna be fine.
628
00:24:05,798 --> 00:24:08,032
Isn't it crazy how
nothing good ever happens
629
00:24:08,067 --> 00:24:10,135
in Charlie and Marcy's house?
630
00:24:10,169 --> 00:24:12,103
It's like that place was built
631
00:24:12,138 --> 00:24:15,507
on some Indian burial ground or something.
632
00:24:15,541 --> 00:24:17,375
Yeah. It's like there's a whole bunch
633
00:24:17,409 --> 00:24:21,679
of horny Malibu Indians
rolling around underneath there.
634
00:24:21,714 --> 00:24:23,815
I don't know.
635
00:24:23,849 --> 00:24:28,052
- Good night.
- Good night.
636
00:24:28,087 --> 00:24:31,289
Hey, at least I learned that you
didn't do sex with Eddie Nero,
637
00:24:31,323 --> 00:24:35,226
so I will sleep easier tonight.
638
00:24:35,261 --> 00:24:38,863
And I learned that you recently did do sex
639
00:24:38,898 --> 00:24:42,033
with the mother of your first child.
640
00:24:42,067 --> 00:24:44,836
I'm sorry about that.
641
00:24:44,870 --> 00:24:47,639
Why? It's your life.
642
00:24:47,673 --> 00:24:49,474
If there's something
about it you don't like,
643
00:24:49,508 --> 00:24:50,575
you could change it.
644
00:24:50,609 --> 00:24:53,645
- I am trying.
- Hank...
645
00:24:53,679 --> 00:24:55,480
again, I ask you why.
646
00:24:55,514 --> 00:24:58,716
You thrive on chaos.
647
00:24:58,751 --> 00:25:02,353
I mean, you need to be in the middle
648
00:25:02,388 --> 00:25:06,524
of some kind of mess of
your own creation, right?
649
00:25:06,559 --> 00:25:11,229
That's what makes you attractive...
650
00:25:11,263 --> 00:25:16,267
and also impossible to live with.
651
00:25:16,302 --> 00:25:19,971
"Impossible" is a very strong word, Karen.
652
00:25:23,642 --> 00:25:26,277
Hank, I love you...
653
00:25:28,914 --> 00:25:31,449
but I can't be with you.
654
00:25:31,483 --> 00:25:34,118
When will you accept that?
655
00:25:34,153 --> 00:25:37,622
Never.
656
00:25:37,656 --> 00:25:41,292
It's also what makes me attractive.
657
00:25:41,327 --> 00:25:43,795
[Laughs]
658
00:25:43,829 --> 00:25:45,697
Yeah...
659
00:25:45,731 --> 00:25:48,800
and very lonely.
660
00:25:48,834 --> 00:25:53,104
♪ Tell myself you never loved me ♪
661
00:25:53,138 --> 00:25:56,341
♪ no ♪
662
00:25:56,408 --> 00:26:01,827
♪ oh, no ♪
663
00:26:01,947 --> 00:26:05,750
♪ Time cast a spell on you ♪
664
00:26:05,784 --> 00:26:10,221
♪ but you won't forget me ♪
665
00:26:12,124 --> 00:26:16,461
♪ I know I could have loved you ♪
666
00:26:16,495 --> 00:26:20,231
♪ but you would not let me ♪
667
00:26:22,368 --> 00:26:25,136
♪ I will follow you down ♪
668
00:26:25,170 --> 00:26:28,413
♪ till the sound of my voice ♪
669
00:26:28,999 --> 00:26:35,873
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