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Okay, I have a question:
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This sauce recipe calls
for a cup of onions,
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but all of our cups are different sizes.
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Relax, Dude.
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I'm pretty sure they
always mean the biggest.
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I'm just trying to do
something special for Georgie
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and I want to do it right.
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This isn't too weird for
you, is it? Us dating?
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No, not at all. I can tell when
two people are meant to be together,
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like you and Georgie...
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- Look at you be all mature.
- ...And me and Riley.
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Look at you being all irrational.
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No, Dude, it's true. We've
been hanging out a lot lately
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and I can tell that something has changed.
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Yeah, she doesn't seem to
want you dead so much anymore.
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I know. Right? It's awesome!
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I definitely won her friendship back,
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now I just gotta convince her
that we're destined to be together.
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- How do you plan on doing that?
- I just gotta figure out
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a way for us to spend some time alone...
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But I gotta be subtle and not too obvious.
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Knock knock! Hey, so guess
who gets to spend 30 hours
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on some stupid train to go
to some stupid family reunion.
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I'll go! Can I go? Let me go! It'll be fun.
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Not so subtle, but you've
got the obvious part down.
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- Still afraid of flying?
- Oh no, I love flying.
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It's the plummeting 30,000 feet to my
death that I'm just not a huge fan of.
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So Danny can watch Emma
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and we'll have ourselves
a little train adventure.
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Should be fun...
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and innocent.
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- What are you up to?
- Nothing.
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Why would I be up to anything?
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You are so distrustful.
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We'll be all alone, right?
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And now I see what you're up to.
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Okay. Ben, if we do this,
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"all aboard" only means "get on the train."
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Okay?
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We are just friends. You got it?
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Yeah, I got it.
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Emma.
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- Synced and corrected by Retrojex -
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Tucker Dobbs audition
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for "The Mary Hart Show," take one.
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- Okay.
- Three...
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two, one.
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♪ Mary puts the "Hart" in "heart" ♪
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♪ Mary! ♪
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Hello, everyone, and welcome
to "The Mary Hart Show."
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I'm Mary Hart,
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and I'd like to introduce
you to my new co-host.
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Hello, America. I'm Tucker Dobbs.
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Now sit back, relax and let me tuck you in.
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"Tuck you in"?
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- Yeah.
- Congratulations.
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You've managed to be boring and creepy.
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Okay, would it kill you
to be a little supportive?
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Hey, you want support, stop wearing boxers.
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You said Mary was looking for a co-host.
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I mean, I'm sure that she
wants one with some pizzaz.
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Well, the co-host was the network's idea.
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I mean, all she wants
is a bigger shoe budget
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- and a masseuse named Julio.
- Yeah.
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Well, Tucker, I think you should go for it.
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Really? You think I'd make a good co-host?
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No, I think you could pass
for a masseuse named Julio.
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Waza.
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All right, okay. How's this? How's this?
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Hello, ladies. Let me tuckle your fancy.
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Well, I don't know if that's a good intro,
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but it does explain why you're single.
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Oh, Ben, thank you so much
for getting the tickets.
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That's so sweet. I can't believe
we have our own compartment.
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That is so...
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Just like you,
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because there is only one bed.
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Why is there only one bed?
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And what exactly did you think
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was going to happen in this one bed?
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I'm sure it's just a mistake.
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I had nothing to do with this.
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Ah. Mr. Wheeler,
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the bed's been made up
just as you requested.
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Sounds like you and the missus have
quite the romantic night planned.
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Romantic night?
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I don't know where he'd get
such an inappropriate idea.
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From your e-mail.
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Ben Wheeler, I...
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I told you this train
wasn't going to "Sex Town".
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God, you have a one-track mind.
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Get out. Get out. Get
out, get out, get out.
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Oh God. Both of you.
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You were supposed to make
up the bed after dinner.
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Well, it's dinnertime somewhere.
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And that's all the time we have for today.
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Until next time, let's
tuck it out, America.
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So? What do you think?
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When they told me Tucker
wanted to submit a tape,
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my first thought was, "who?"
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But now I have to say I
think I found my new co-host.
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Really?! You did?!
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Oh, this is like my dream come true.
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She is hilarious.
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Yes, she is.
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Wait wait wait, hold up.
He... she who-sh... who?
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Bonnie. She is exactly what
I'm looking for in a co-host...
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Someone who makes my pretty and
funny seem prettier and funnier.
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How soon do you think we can
get her in for a camera test?
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Wait wait wait, Bonnie Wheeler?
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Okay, are you sure there wasn't anyone else
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in that audition that
might've caught your eye?
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Well, you were, but you
were just boring and creepy.
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Mary, I was just being silly,
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you silly.
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- Don't ever touch me again.
- Yes, ma'am.
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Okay.
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Look, the only problem is
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I'm just not so sure that Bonnie
is that interested in the job.
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Yeah!
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Oh yeah!
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Yes, I'm gonna be on TV!
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Oh, you stop judging
me. You cry all the time.
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What does it say to do next?
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Hello?
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So this whole Riley thing
is a complete disaster.
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What is wrong with me?
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I've tried to tell you
that a gabillion times,
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and now you're ready to hear it?
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Hang on a sec.
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- Hello?
- Hi. Oh my God,
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why is your brother just such a jerk?
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Weird. I was about to
answer the same question.
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We just got back to friends
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and now he wants to skip right to benefits.
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Can you hold on for like two seconds?
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Yeah.
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I think you should move on.
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Move on? I have moved on.
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He's the one who keeps moving in.
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Are you not listening to me?
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Sorry, I'll be right back.
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- Ben?
- Yeah.
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I think you just need to move on.
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Move on? I was just starting to move in.
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Yeah, I know. I heard.
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Danny, she thinks all I care about is sex.
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- And you don't?
- Well,
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I mean, yeah, it's pretty
high up on the list,
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but that's not the
whole point of this trip.
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Listen, I think you should just relax
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- and stop being so pushy.
- Relax?
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I... I am relaxed.
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I am about to just pushy
him right off this train.
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Um, hold please.
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- Ben?
- Yeah.
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I think you should probably
just lay low for a while.
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Well, since she kicked me out of the cabin,
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it's gonna be kind of hard
to find a place to do that.
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Um, hold that thought.
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I think you should probably
just lay low for a while.
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Dude, are you having a stroke?
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You literally just said that.
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Damn it.
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- Riley?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, don't worry about Ben.
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I think he's just gonna
lay low for a while.
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Well, God knows he's been trying to lay
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just everywhere else.
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- Oh my God. Ben.
- Yeah, I get it.
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- He's a jerk. I know.
- No no no, his screensaver...
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It's a picture of us. Oh my
God, I remember this day so well.
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I just... I wanted it to last forever.
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God, what... what is the matter with me?
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Why am I fighting this?
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I have been pushing him away for so long
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that I can't even remember why.
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Obviously, he wants to be with me,
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and God knows I can't
stop thinking about him.
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Maybe I should just say yes.
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Ahh!
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Thank you so much, Danny.
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You were amazing.
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Hello?
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I won't say anything if you don't.
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Are you kidding me?
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Table for one?
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Look at him.
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Laughing, flirting.
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It's... it's like he doesn't even care.
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Oh, Peaches, it's like I always say...
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women are like trains.
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You miss one, there's
always another one coming.
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Well, this one is going.
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So this Riley girl sounds pretty special.
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Oh, she's not just special.
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She's the one.
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I just wish I knew how
to make her see that.
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Okay, Emma,
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"Add egg, onion and salt to taste."
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Taste like what? Salt tastes like salt.
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Hello?
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- Danny.
- Oh, Tucker, perfect timing.
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- Hey, I need some advice.
- Yeah, me too.
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How many tablespoons are in a teaspoon?
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I don't know, maybe like 30?
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Oh, thanks, Dude, I was way under.
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- What's up?
- Danny, I'm the one that called you.
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I know. I said, "what's up?"
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No. No no no, before.
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You know what? Never mind.
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All right, what would you do
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if another player tried to
take your position on the team
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and you wanted to get rid of her
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but still seem like the nice guy?
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Easy. There are no girls in hockey.
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Problem solved.
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Hang on a sec.
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- Hello?
- Oh my God, Danny, I lost Ben.
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Did you check The Lost and Found?
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No, he met someone else.
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What are... what are the
chances of that even happening?
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Well, it's Ben, so 100%?
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So what do I do now? Do I just walk away?
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Hang on a sec.
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Okay, here's the deal:
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You need to fight for what
you want, no matter what.
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Otherwise, you're never gonna get it.
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Fight for what I want.
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You know what? You're right.
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For once, I... I am going to fight.
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- Riley?
- Thank you, Danny.
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That was... that was really good advice.
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- Tucker?
- Yup.
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Still here. I read a
book and knitted a scarf.
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- Still here.
- Okay, here's the deal:
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You need to fight for what you want,
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otherwise, you will never get
it. Don't take no for an answer.
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Don't think of anyone else's
feelings other than your own.
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Thanks, dude.
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You know, that's really good advice.
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Yeah, I'm kind of on a roll.
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Oh, excuse me, Mr. Porter guy,
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could you maybe help me
with something in here?
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What I wouldn't give to go a day
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without getting hit on.
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I'm Tucker Dobbs.
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Dude, perfect, right?
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Hey, Tuck Tuck. Thanks
for warming my chair.
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Now how about warming my
tummy with some coffee?
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Chop chop.
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I cannot believe that you are
really going through with this.
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Well, I'm sorry. But The Mary Hart
wants what The Mary Hart wants.
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And Mary Hart wants me, not you.
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This is my calling.
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Ring ring.
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Oh, wait. Oh, look,
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I'm my calling...
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Calling to tell your calling
that you stole my calling.
260
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But you know what? I'm a professional,
261
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and my job is to help you.
262
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Well, how hard could it be?
263
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I just have to read these cards.
264
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Yeah, fine, you know? Just read the cards.
265
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That is if you wanna totally suck.
266
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I mean, you know what?
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Just lose the cards.
268
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- Really?
- Yeah, Mary responds to spontaneity.
269
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- Oh my God, thank you, Tucker.
- Yeah.
270
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Oh God, I would've made a fool of myself.
271
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Nobody wants that.
272
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Oh, anything else?
273
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- Actually, yeah.
- Oh yeah? Good, give it.
274
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Yeah, touch her as much as possible.
275
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- Oh. Okay.
- Mary loves to be touched.
276
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And don't worry about time. The
longer your anecdotes, the better.
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And remember: Any thought,
no matter how small, silly
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or offensive it may seem,
just throw it out there.
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Throw it out there. Okay. Okay.
280
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Oh, here's Mary.
281
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Okay, people, I have a
charity event at 7:00,
282
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but that means I have to be there at 6:45
283
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to find out what it's about.
284
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All right, people, are we
ready to make some memories?
285
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- Yes.
- I know I am.
286
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Bonnie Wheeler camera test.
287
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And we are rolling in five, four, three...
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Hello, everybody and welcome
to "The Mary Hart Show."
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I'm Mary Hart and this
is my new co-host...
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- Bonnie Wheeler!
- Bonnie Wheeler. I'm supposed to say that.
291
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Bonnie is a newly-single mom.
292
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- She just moved here to...
- Who is definitely in the mood to mingle..
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with young people.
294
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Male people. Young male people.
295
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Did I mention I was single?
296
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Oh, now that is a juicy story.
297
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It turns out my first husband was gay,
298
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which is why I'm making
sure my second one is rich.
299
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You know what I'm talking
about, right, Mary? Huh?
300
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You know, Mary Hart.
301
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Mrs. Wheeler?
302
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Yes, come in. Come in.
303
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Hi. Finally. Did you give Ben my note?
304
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- What took you so long?
- I'm sorry.
305
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I have this bad habit of taking
care of people who tip me first.
306
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Here here here.
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Relax. He'll be here any minute.
308
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Riley, hey, I got your...
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Riley?
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- Is everything okay?
- Yeah, I guess I just misunderstood.
311
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Then should we finish what we started?
312
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Yup, and if we do it right,
313
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tonight is going to be amazing.
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Oh, you have no idea
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how amazing it is going to be.
316
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Oh!
317
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And that is why you never mix
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box wine with rollerblades.
319
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True story.
320
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Oh! That looks like that is
all the time we have for today.
321
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For "The Mary Hart
Show," I'm Bonnie Wheeler.
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That's your cue.
323
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And she's Mary Hart! Good night, America!
324
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And we're out!
325
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- All right, great job, everyone.
- Right!
326
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Oh, that was amazing! Oh,
Mary, I just have to...
327
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- And Mary has to go. Run along now.
- Okay.
328
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- That woman is wild.
- Yes, I'm afraid so.
329
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- She never even looked at her cards.
- Not a one.
330
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- She totally winged it.
- Never knew what she was gonna say.
331
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- And I loved it!
- You what?
332
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It was invigorating.
333
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I mean, I should be more like Bonnie.
334
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I am so marrie to my cards
335
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But you love the cards.
336
00:15:22,030 --> 00:15:24,331
You know, actually, Mare-Mare,
337
00:15:24,366 --> 00:15:26,233
losing the cards was Tucker's idea.
338
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- He is a great producer.
- You know what? You're right.
339
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Congratulations, Tucker. I am
making you our new senior producer.
340
00:15:34,175 --> 00:15:37,077
Really? Oh my God, thank you.
341
00:15:37,112 --> 00:15:38,279
I'm so sorry.
342
00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:41,248
And, Bonnie, you've got the job.
343
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You can start on Monday.
344
00:15:43,418 --> 00:15:47,254
Oh! Thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you, thank you.
345
00:15:47,289 --> 00:15:50,257
Oh, this is going to be so amazing.
346
00:15:50,292 --> 00:15:52,426
You will not regret this, Mary.
347
00:15:52,460 --> 00:15:55,162
Me and you, we're a team, you know?
348
00:15:55,196 --> 00:15:57,998
Like this fabulous mother and daughter act.
349
00:15:58,033 --> 00:15:59,333
You know?
350
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You're like the wise, old sage
351
00:16:01,936 --> 00:16:04,938
and I'm the young buck,
learning from the master.
352
00:16:05,649 --> 00:16:08,343
Oh, this is gonna be
so much fun, Mare bear.
353
00:16:08,376 --> 00:16:11,912
Oh!
354
00:16:11,946 --> 00:16:15,082
Where's...?
355
00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:21,388
So, as your new senior producer,
356
00:16:21,423 --> 00:16:23,357
is there anything I can do for you?
357
00:16:23,391 --> 00:16:26,991
Yes. You can fire Bonnie Wheeler.
358
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I hope it's not too awkward for you.
359
00:16:31,196 --> 00:16:33,164
Oh, it won't be awkward at all.
360
00:16:35,133 --> 00:16:38,402
♪ Tucker puts the
hart in Mary, Tucker. ♪
361
00:16:42,074 --> 00:16:44,175
So, would you like me to pour?
362
00:16:44,209 --> 00:16:45,309
Can't drink if you don't pour.
363
00:16:46,378 --> 00:16:48,279
Really?
364
00:16:48,313 --> 00:16:51,148
Really? Candles, wine,
365
00:16:51,183 --> 00:16:54,151
a girl who's name I'm sure
you've just already forgotten.
366
00:16:54,186 --> 00:16:56,287
- It's Samantha.
- It's irrelevant.
367
00:16:56,321 --> 00:16:59,090
Riley, are you okay? What happened to you?
368
00:16:59,124 --> 00:17:02,293
You! You! You happened to me. That's what.
369
00:17:02,327 --> 00:17:06,063
And don't even try to tell me
that this isn't what it looks like,
370
00:17:06,098 --> 00:17:08,299
because if you say that this
isn't what it looks like,
371
00:17:08,333 --> 00:17:12,269
I will scream, and we all know
just exactly what that looks like.
372
00:17:12,304 --> 00:17:14,171
Me screaming!
373
00:17:16,174 --> 00:17:18,109
Okay, Riley, you need to calm down.
374
00:17:18,143 --> 00:17:19,377
Oh my God! I am calm, okay?
375
00:17:19,411 --> 00:17:22,947
I am as calm as a cucumber.
376
00:17:22,981 --> 00:17:24,281
I'm pretty sure that's "cool as a..."
377
00:17:24,316 --> 00:17:25,916
Oh, stuff it, Liquor Lady!
378
00:17:27,185 --> 00:17:30,221
I can't believe that I was
about to throw myself at you!
379
00:17:30,255 --> 00:17:33,290
I was... I was willing
to give us another chance!
380
00:17:33,325 --> 00:17:36,193
We were gonna have sex.
381
00:17:38,230 --> 00:17:40,064
Hey, can I get this dinner to go?
382
00:17:40,098 --> 00:17:42,299
Oh. Oh, sure.
383
00:17:42,334 --> 00:17:44,935
Let me pack this up for you.
384
00:17:47,239 --> 00:17:49,140
Ha!
385
00:17:49,174 --> 00:17:52,143
What do you think of that?
386
00:17:52,210 --> 00:17:54,311
I think you're gonna feel really silly
387
00:17:54,346 --> 00:17:55,980
when I tell you who that dinner was for.
388
00:17:56,014 --> 00:17:58,983
I didn't do all of this for
some waitress I just met.
389
00:17:59,017 --> 00:18:00,918
Actually, I'm a bartender.
390
00:18:00,952 --> 00:18:03,254
Oh, Sweetie, nobody cares.
391
00:18:06,992 --> 00:18:09,060
I did this for you.
392
00:18:09,094 --> 00:18:12,029
And I just want you to know that no
matter how many times you turn me down,
393
00:18:12,064 --> 00:18:13,964
I'm still gonna be here waiting.
394
00:18:13,999 --> 00:18:17,201
Riley, you are the only one for me.
395
00:18:20,939 --> 00:18:22,173
Oh.
396
00:18:24,209 --> 00:18:27,044
Why didn't you say so?
397
00:18:31,316 --> 00:18:33,217
I'll have a white wine.
398
00:18:35,187 --> 00:18:38,989
I guarantee this is gonna be
the best lasagna you've ever had.
399
00:18:39,024 --> 00:18:40,958
And fair warning,
400
00:18:40,992 --> 00:18:42,126
I still cannot find my watch,
401
00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:43,194
so eat carefully.
402
00:18:43,228 --> 00:18:45,296
Here you go.
403
00:18:45,330 --> 00:18:48,065
Ah. Just because one girl had to cancel
404
00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:50,334
doesn't mean I can't have
dinner with my other best girl.
405
00:18:50,368 --> 00:18:52,336
Don't tell Georgie,
406
00:18:52,370 --> 00:18:55,139
but you really are my favorite...
407
00:18:55,173 --> 00:18:59,877
Okay, that was officially
the worst day ever.
408
00:18:59,911 --> 00:19:02,046
Oh, I don't know. It wasn't so bad.
409
00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:04,248
Ooh, lasagna.
410
00:19:04,282 --> 00:19:07,952
- Help yourself.
- Oh, that Mary Hart.
411
00:19:07,986 --> 00:19:10,154
You know, she seems so sweet and innocent.
412
00:19:10,188 --> 00:19:12,890
Don't let her fool you. She is evil.
413
00:19:13,925 --> 00:19:16,327
She had the nerve to hire and fire me
414
00:19:16,361 --> 00:19:19,063
on the same day. Oh, and get this...
415
00:19:19,097 --> 00:19:22,967
She made poor Tucker here
do her dirty work for her.
416
00:19:23,001 --> 00:19:24,068
It was awful.
417
00:19:26,037 --> 00:19:28,239
Well, I hope you like it.
418
00:19:28,273 --> 00:19:29,373
It's the first thing I've ever made.
419
00:19:29,407 --> 00:19:32,771
Oh my God, Honey, it smells incredible.
420
00:19:32,806 --> 00:19:36,307
Uh. Mm-oh my... tastes...
421
00:19:39,143 --> 00:19:41,177
- Oh my God!
- Move!
422
00:19:41,212 --> 00:19:43,079
- Move! You move!
- Oh God, I can still taste it!
423
00:19:50,254 --> 00:19:53,924
Oh my God, it's starting to get light.
424
00:19:53,958 --> 00:19:56,393
I can't believe we stayed
up all night just... talking.
425
00:19:56,427 --> 00:19:59,195
I know. That's a first for me.
426
00:20:00,998 --> 00:20:03,400
So, I think we got this friend thing down.
427
00:20:03,434 --> 00:20:05,368
What do you say we go
back up to the compartment
428
00:20:05,403 --> 00:20:07,003
and not be friends?
429
00:20:08,172 --> 00:20:10,373
I would enjoy not being your friend...
430
00:20:10,408 --> 00:20:13,076
... very much.
431
00:20:13,110 --> 00:20:16,980
We'll be arriving in five minutes, people.
432
00:20:17,014 --> 00:20:20,283
Everyone off the train. Last
stop... Orlando, Florida.
433
00:20:20,318 --> 00:20:24,321
Land of sun, surf and a father
I haven't spoken to in 15 years.
434
00:20:29,427 --> 00:20:33,330
Wow. I guess our timing's a little off.
435
00:20:33,364 --> 00:20:35,031
You wanna go back up and pack up?
436
00:20:35,066 --> 00:20:37,033
Oh yeah, about that...
437
00:20:37,068 --> 00:20:40,403
Um, I may have thrown your
luggage out the window.
438
00:20:48,579 --> 00:20:50,747
- Okay, I'm ready.
- Are you sure?
439
00:20:50,753 --> 00:20:52,554
- This may hurt.
- I can handle it.
440
00:20:52,588 --> 00:20:54,522
I mean, I didn't get the
job, but somebody had to.
441
00:20:54,557 --> 00:20:56,859
- She as good as me?
- Well, let's just say that
442
00:20:56,893 --> 00:20:58,626
they definitely have all the qualities
443
00:20:58,661 --> 00:21:00,695
Mary's looking for in a co-host.
444
00:21:00,730 --> 00:21:04,099
Hello, everybody, and welcome
to "The Mary Hart Show."
445
00:21:04,133 --> 00:21:07,502
I'm Mary Hart and this is my new co-host,
446
00:21:07,737 --> 00:21:10,438
- Julio.
- Buenos dias.
447
00:21:10,473 --> 00:21:12,407
Isn't he adorable?
448
00:21:14,777 --> 00:21:16,644
God, she's good.
449
00:21:16,712 --> 00:21:17,712
Mmm!
450
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