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♪ Put your hands up, come on ♪

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Killing bad guys is my business,

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and business is [Bleep] cracking.

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[Gunshot]

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♪ Put your hands up ♪

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♪ everybody put your hands to the sky ♪

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[TV turns off]

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- Oh.
- Oh.

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Oh.

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How was it? [Sighs]

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It wasn't very good, was it?

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Are you fucking kidding me right now, mom?

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It sucked. Hard.

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I can't believe I even work for that show.

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- I deserve way better.
- [Sighs]

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I hope your episode's better
than that fucking atrocity.

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Can't promise anything.

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Whatever.

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Going to bed. Good night, buddy.

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- Love you.
- Night.

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Love you.

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[Door closes]

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Hi. [Giggles]

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Hi.

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We haven't been alone
together in a long time.

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Which explains why my wiener

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feels so weird right now.

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Mm.

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Mmm.

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- Mom.
- [Record scratches]

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What, honey?

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Is it cool if I...

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- What?
- [Mumbles]

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- What the fuck is he saying?
- I don't know.

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- Can I sleep in the annex?
- Oh.

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What the fuck is the annex?
What the fuck are you holding?

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This is my lovey. It's
like my favorite blanket.

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I've had it since I was
a little fucking baby.

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Mm.

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Well, if you really think you need to.

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I do, I'm really worried about the future,

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- our future, all of us.
- Why?

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Show's gonna get canceled, dude,

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sooner rather than later,
and then what are we gonna do?

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All right, well, you
just stick a pin in that

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and go off to the annex and
get a good night's sleep.

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Okay.

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Whoa, thi... this is the annex right here?

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Mm-hmm.

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What the fuck? You
still breast-feeding too?

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I wish.

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Thanks, mom. Good night.

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Good night, dad.

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Good night.

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[Upbeat music]

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♪ ♪

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[upbeat rock music]

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♪ ♪

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Gather round, people.

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Gather round. Gather round.

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- Yeah, so we're canceled.
- No!

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- One and out.
- Holy shit.

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Sorry, did I say that out loud?

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I gotta go call Gersh.

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[Indistinct chatter]

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Technically speaking, we've been asked

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to shut down production and go on hiatus.

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I mean, a hiatus sounds good, you know?

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I mean, I could use a break
from this fucking grind.

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Oh, you're gonna have a nice, long break,

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all right, Hashtag?

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Look.

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We threw a party. Nobody showed up.

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It happens.

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It's been a blast.

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Actually, you know what?
This hasn't been a blast.

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This has been a fucking pain in the ass,

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thankfully a relatively
short pain in the ass.

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Learn from this, people, okay?

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Take it with you to the next job,

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and appreciate what you
have while you have it,

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because usually, it ends just like this.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, are...

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aren't we gonna fight this shit?

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No, we're not gonna fight this shit, Levon.

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They can't just cancel our
show after one fucking episode.

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Yo, this tubby motherfucker is
speaking the truth right now.

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America voted, Hashtag.

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They don't like your shit.

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[Sighs]

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That really fucking
hurts my feelings, Rath.

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Oh, come on, man, it's all right.

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Hashtag, you'll live to butcher

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someone else's dialogue another day.

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That's the beauty of
this business of show...

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how many chances we get to
fuck it up all over again.

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Uh... many.

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All right, I will be in my office drinking

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if anyone wants to say good-bye.

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[Indistinct chatter]

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I understand.

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I'm sorry, Hank.

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What's wrong?

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[Sighs]

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<i>Santa Monica Cop got canceled.</i>

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Lovely.

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There goes that pathetic fucking
trickle of a revenue stream.

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I am sure I can get Hank on another show.

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Oh, God, Charlie.

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I have to fuck Stu.

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[Cries]

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I know it's upsetting, baby.

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[Cries]

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I'm crying because I
know you have to fuck Stu.

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I'm crying because I can't even fucking

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provide for you and our son.

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I'm crying because our
life is so fucking pathetic

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right now, it seems like
this is the only option.

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So now, it's my turn to provide.

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Big fucking deal.

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I just have to go out and schtup my ex,

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so we can make the rent.

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[Cries]

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There's worse things... I guess.

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I'm gonna fucking kill myself!

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Don't kill yourself, baby.

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Don't you think our son has enough shit

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to deal with about his old man,

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you're gonna throw in paternal suicide too?

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That's true. You're right.

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When you're right, you're right.

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I just don't think I can stay here

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knowing you're out there fucking Stu

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without hurting myself.

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I have an idea.

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- You're not gonna do it?
- No, I'm gonna do it.

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I'm gonna do it,

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but I think that maybe
you should do it too.

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Fuck Stu?

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No, you idiot. Fuck someone else.

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If you have to deal with the unpleasantness

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of me fucking Stu,

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I think it's only fair that...

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You should get to fuck somebody else too.

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Really?

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Yes.

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I'm intrigued.

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Continue, please.

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Just once,

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and I don't wanna know about it.

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I'm serious.

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You keep that shit to yourself.

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I have a confession to make.

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I'm incredibly hard right now.

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Really?

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That's funny

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because I'm incredibly wet right now.

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Are we sick people?

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I think that goes without saying.

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Should we bone?

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I think that goes without saying.

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Gotta move fast... I
literally have ten minutes

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before I have to pick up Stuart

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and get him to speech therapy.

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[Groans]

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[Playing upbeat tune]

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Hey.

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- May I?
- I insist.

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You ever thought about giving up

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all this television writing hoo-ha

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and getting back to your music?

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[Chuckles]

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Fuck that, this is the only thing I have

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that's actually pure.

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You know, the second you try

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and get serious about something,

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it loses all its magic.

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- Word to your mother.
- Mm-hmm.

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What's next?

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I have a deal with the studio.

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They'll ask me to step in and save

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some other fucking disaster

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or... or write another pilot.

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Same shit, different year, you know.

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Gotta keep the pool heated, right?

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So my son can defile it some more?

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[Laughs] Yeah.

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The real question is,
what's next for Hank Moody?

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Fuck if I know, man.

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You know, I don't think you should go

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work on another show.

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You don't think I have what it takes?

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No, you have what it takes.

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It's just a waste of what you have.

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I think you should
write a show of your own.

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Well, I appreciate that, but I...

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I... I don't know what I'd write about.

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I don't know about cops
or lawyers or doctors.

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No, no, no, no, fuck that shit.

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Write about what you do
know. Write about you.

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Write about your fucked-up friends.

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Write about your kids,
the ones you know about.

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- Write about Karen.
- And Julia.

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Write about Julia.

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Just leave a little room in there

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for someone to swoop in and steal her away.

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Ah.

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- Just a little.
- [Chuckles]

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Think about it.

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I will.

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<i>[Cheap Trick's Surrender]</i>

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♪ ♪

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♪ mother told me, yes, she told me ♪

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♪ I'd meet girls like you ♪

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♪ she also told me ♪

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♪ "stay away, you'll never know ♪

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♪ what you'll catch" ♪

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♪ just the other day ♪

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♪ I heard a soldier's falling off ♪

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♪ some Indonesian junk ♪

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♪ that's going round ♪

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Hey, pretty lady.

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Hey there, sailor.

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- Charlie.
- Lisa.

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[Clears throat]

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What's the matter, Charlie?
You seem a little nervous.

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I am, I am, I'm a little nervous, yeah,

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more than I thought I would be.

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Aw, what's there to be nervous about?

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You're just a guy talking to a girl.

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I suppose you're right. Yeah.

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- Can I... can I buy you a drink?
- Sure.

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- I like drinks.
- Krull?

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[Knocks on bar] Whatever
the lady would like.

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The lady wants a jager shot.

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Uh, same for the gentleman, I guess.

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♪ Father says, "your mother's right ♪

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♪ she's really up on things" ♪

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Mmm. [Sniffs]

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♪ Mommy served in the
wacs in the Philippines ♪

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- Mmm.
- [Grunts]

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- Mmm.
- [Gags]

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- Married?
- [Sighs]

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- This old thing.
- [Both laugh]

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Yeah, we have kind of an arrangement, yeah.

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That's cool. I have a boyfriend.

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Right on, right on.

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So what did you have in mind?

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Oh, uh, a liaison, perhaps?

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Oh, liaison.

251
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I know a cheap little motel close by.

252
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- Really? What would you do?
- Do?

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- To me in a cheap hotel?
- Oh, oh.

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To you, well, you know,
first, I would kiss you.

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No kissing. Not hot, not for a liaison.

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No kissing. Okay.

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I... I would... I would
fondle your boobs...

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- [sighs]
- Right?

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Because, you know... and
then, I would maybe...

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maybe get a sense of your ass, you know?

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And then, I suppose my penis
would make an appearance.

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- Ta-da.
- [Both laugh]

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Yeah? I would put it in your mouth.

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And then I might take it out again.

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00:12:03,671 --> 00:12:05,371
Maybe I would slap you
on the forehead with it,

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just a little bit, you know, just for fun.

267
00:12:07,474 --> 00:12:08,842
- Just for fun.
- Wow.

268
00:12:08,876 --> 00:12:10,143
You're a dirty little birdie, Charlie.

269
00:12:10,177 --> 00:12:11,477
You have no idea, Lisa.

270
00:12:11,512 --> 00:12:14,180
Really? What else? I like this game.

271
00:12:14,215 --> 00:12:16,182
Okay, I would pull down your pants.

272
00:12:16,217 --> 00:12:17,650
I would tear off your panties
and stuff 'em in your mouth.

273
00:12:17,685 --> 00:12:19,252
Nice.

274
00:12:19,286 --> 00:12:20,787
I would wrap the phone
cord around your neck.

275
00:12:20,821 --> 00:12:22,288
- Not too hard, of course.
- Oh, of course.

276
00:12:22,323 --> 00:12:24,524
- I would like to, you know...
- Rough is fun.

277
00:12:24,558 --> 00:12:28,461
- Holy shit.
- [Both laugh]

278
00:12:28,495 --> 00:12:31,164
You know what, you may
just be my sexual soul mate.

279
00:12:31,198 --> 00:12:32,599
Oh, that's sweet.

280
00:12:32,633 --> 00:12:34,434
And then, I would take you from behind.

281
00:12:34,468 --> 00:12:36,669
I would fucking... oh,
no, no, no, scratch that.

282
00:12:36,704 --> 00:12:38,037
Not from behind, no, because that's...

283
00:12:38,072 --> 00:12:39,005
you know, it gets me going too much.

284
00:12:39,039 --> 00:12:40,640
It's too good.

285
00:12:40,674 --> 00:12:41,975
Yeah, it's like two
seconds, and I'd be done.

286
00:12:42,009 --> 00:12:43,643
Oh, no, we wouldn't want that.

287
00:12:43,677 --> 00:12:45,044
No, no. You know what?

288
00:12:45,079 --> 00:12:47,180
Allow me to demonstrate something for you

289
00:12:47,214 --> 00:12:49,515
that I like to call "La Runkle."

290
00:12:49,550 --> 00:12:50,783
Come here, come here, stand up.

291
00:12:50,818 --> 00:12:52,285
- Look at this.
- Okay.

292
00:12:52,319 --> 00:12:54,888
I find that if I move in little circles,

293
00:12:54,922 --> 00:12:57,657
it keeps me in the game
far longer, far longer.

294
00:12:57,691 --> 00:13:00,226
This simple change from this to that,

295
00:13:00,261 --> 00:13:04,230
and it makes me last a little bit longer.

296
00:13:04,265 --> 00:13:06,499
- [Chuckles]
- What the fuck is this?

297
00:13:06,533 --> 00:13:09,836
I beg your pardon?

298
00:13:11,105 --> 00:13:14,841
Mm. [Snickers]

299
00:13:14,875 --> 00:13:16,910
- Who's the clown?
- Oh.

300
00:13:16,944 --> 00:13:18,144
This is Charlie.

301
00:13:18,178 --> 00:13:20,480
Charlie, this is my boyfriend Mack.

302
00:13:20,514 --> 00:13:23,082
Um, Charlie was just describing
what he'd like to do to me

303
00:13:23,117 --> 00:13:25,285
in a cheap motel.

304
00:13:25,319 --> 00:13:27,120
Oh, yeah?

305
00:13:27,154 --> 00:13:29,789
Wanna know what I'd do to
you in a cheap motel, Charlie?

306
00:13:29,823 --> 00:13:30,857
Or even in a bar?

307
00:13:30,891 --> 00:13:33,993
- [Grunts]
- [Chuckles]

308
00:13:34,028 --> 00:13:36,696
Come on, dirty girl. Let's get naked.

309
00:13:36,730 --> 00:13:38,998
♪ But don't give yourself away ♪

310
00:13:39,033 --> 00:13:42,368
♪ surrender, surrender ♪

311
00:13:42,403 --> 00:13:44,570
♪ but don't give yourself away ♪

312
00:13:44,605 --> 00:13:46,172
- What's up, Harpo?
- You know what, dad?

313
00:13:46,206 --> 00:13:47,674
You got a great fucking body, seriously.

314
00:13:47,708 --> 00:13:48,841
Thanks?

315
00:13:48,876 --> 00:13:50,243
Yeah, I wish the apple fell

316
00:13:50,277 --> 00:13:51,945
a little closer to the bush on that one.

317
00:13:51,979 --> 00:13:53,112
- That's not...
- How do I...

318
00:13:53,147 --> 00:13:55,248
how do I get abs like that?

319
00:13:55,282 --> 00:13:56,983
I would start by laying
off the fucking pizza.

320
00:13:57,017 --> 00:13:58,751
Yeah, like that's gonna happen.

321
00:13:58,786 --> 00:14:00,053
This is a great idea, dad.

322
00:14:00,087 --> 00:14:01,921
I fucking love pizza and movie night.

323
00:14:01,956 --> 00:14:04,123
Just what the doctor ordered, you know?

324
00:14:04,158 --> 00:14:05,091
So what if I'm unemployed now?

325
00:14:05,125 --> 00:14:06,960
Well, I talked to Rath,

326
00:14:06,994 --> 00:14:09,028
and he's gonna let you stay
on for as long as he can.

327
00:14:09,063 --> 00:14:10,430
Yeah, but then what?

328
00:14:10,464 --> 00:14:11,998
Then you go out, and you get another job.

329
00:14:12,032 --> 00:14:13,366
Yeah, but how am I just gonna luck

330
00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:15,001
into another job like I did with this one?

331
00:14:15,035 --> 00:14:16,869
Well, maybe you don't
luck into another job.

332
00:14:16,904 --> 00:14:19,706
Maybe you actually go out and you find one.

333
00:14:19,740 --> 00:14:23,609
Mm, yeah, that's... that's
never really worked for me.

334
00:14:23,644 --> 00:14:25,111
I'm gonna throw some clothes on.

335
00:14:25,145 --> 00:14:28,281
Hurry up, dude. Pizza's gonna get cold.

336
00:14:28,315 --> 00:14:29,716
[Sighs]

337
00:14:32,019 --> 00:14:34,520
Fuck. God damn it.

338
00:14:37,825 --> 00:14:39,425
[Doorbell rings]

339
00:14:39,460 --> 00:14:40,460
Mom? Thank God.

340
00:14:40,494 --> 00:14:43,529
You gotta help me.

341
00:14:47,001 --> 00:14:48,968
Oh, my God. Hi.

342
00:14:49,003 --> 00:14:50,770
- Hi.
- You're... you're Becca.

343
00:14:50,804 --> 00:14:54,240
Yes, I am. And you are...

344
00:14:54,274 --> 00:14:56,175
Levon. I'm... I'm Levon. Hi!

345
00:14:56,210 --> 00:14:59,645
Nice to meet you, Levon.

346
00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:01,347
You said my name right.

347
00:15:01,382 --> 00:15:04,183
- Is that unusual?
- Yeah.

348
00:15:04,218 --> 00:15:06,819
I'm sorry, did you... do you know about me?

349
00:15:06,854 --> 00:15:08,154
No.

350
00:15:08,188 --> 00:15:09,589
You don't know about me? Shit.

351
00:15:09,623 --> 00:15:11,791
I'm looking for my father.

352
00:15:11,825 --> 00:15:14,527
Yeah, he's... he's getting dressed.

353
00:15:14,561 --> 00:15:15,928
Where's Charlie and Marcy?

354
00:15:15,963 --> 00:15:17,930
I don't know. They're weird.

355
00:15:17,965 --> 00:15:19,499
Yeah, they are.

356
00:15:19,533 --> 00:15:21,801
You're a lot hotter than your pictures.

357
00:15:21,835 --> 00:15:23,202
Thanks?

358
00:15:23,237 --> 00:15:26,272
Um, I'm sorry. That's weird.

359
00:15:26,306 --> 00:15:28,641
But your mom's totally hot, makes sense.

360
00:15:28,675 --> 00:15:30,276
- You know my mom?
- Yeah, she's cool.

361
00:15:30,310 --> 00:15:31,644
Super milfy. Where is she?

362
00:15:31,678 --> 00:15:33,012
Parking the car.

363
00:15:33,047 --> 00:15:34,547
So how do you know my father?

364
00:15:34,581 --> 00:15:38,384
Let's get this pizza-movie night started.

365
00:15:40,387 --> 00:15:42,021
[Chuckles] [Laughs]

366
00:15:42,056 --> 00:15:43,122
Sweetie.

367
00:15:43,157 --> 00:15:45,258
Oh. [Groans]

368
00:15:45,292 --> 00:15:47,093
[Grunts]

369
00:15:47,127 --> 00:15:48,461
[Laughs]

370
00:15:48,495 --> 00:15:51,097
Oh.

371
00:15:51,131 --> 00:15:52,498
[Laughs]

372
00:15:52,533 --> 00:15:56,869
So I met your strange little friend.

373
00:15:56,904 --> 00:15:58,471
Yeah.

374
00:15:58,505 --> 00:16:00,406
About my strange little friend...

375
00:16:00,441 --> 00:16:01,841
Will you just tell her already?

376
00:16:01,875 --> 00:16:04,010
The suspense is fucking
killing me here, dude.

377
00:16:04,044 --> 00:16:06,012
Tell me what?

378
00:16:06,046 --> 00:16:07,480
I... I have some news.

379
00:16:07,514 --> 00:16:09,082
Yeah, me too. That's why I'm here.

380
00:16:09,116 --> 00:16:10,683
Great, why don't you go first?

381
00:16:10,717 --> 00:16:12,718
No, you first, dude. This is ridiculous.

382
00:16:12,753 --> 00:16:14,220
I wanna give her a fucking hug already.

383
00:16:14,254 --> 00:16:15,922
[Groans]

384
00:16:15,956 --> 00:16:18,558
Why?

385
00:16:18,592 --> 00:16:20,193
Can't do it, can you?

386
00:16:20,227 --> 00:16:25,364
You're embarrassed of
me. I fucking knew it.

387
00:16:25,399 --> 00:16:26,899
I wanted to tell you,
but I didn't wanna do it

388
00:16:26,934 --> 00:16:28,935
over the phone.

389
00:16:28,969 --> 00:16:30,570
Hey, I got three bottles.
I hope it's enough.

390
00:16:30,604 --> 00:16:32,839
I know you like to drink.

391
00:16:32,873 --> 00:16:36,275
Holy shit. Is this Becca?

392
00:16:36,310 --> 00:16:38,277
Holy shit. Oh, my gosh.

393
00:16:38,312 --> 00:16:40,613
It's so great to finally meet you.

394
00:16:40,647 --> 00:16:41,914
- Oh.
- Who are you?

395
00:16:41,949 --> 00:16:43,783
I'm Julia, Levon's mom.

396
00:16:43,817 --> 00:16:47,053
Are you excited to meet your brother?

397
00:16:49,389 --> 00:16:51,357
My brother?

398
00:17:02,069 --> 00:17:03,803
Missus, you back!

399
00:17:03,837 --> 00:17:06,572
- Hi, Irma.
- You put perfect?

400
00:17:06,607 --> 00:17:10,643
- Is he in?
- Yes, of course, he's in.

401
00:17:10,677 --> 00:17:12,378
Marcy?

402
00:17:12,412 --> 00:17:15,248
- Hi, Stu.
- Hi.

403
00:17:15,282 --> 00:17:16,382
How are you?

404
00:17:16,416 --> 00:17:19,585
- Never better.
- Can we talk?

405
00:17:19,620 --> 00:17:22,088
- Of course.
- Alone.

406
00:17:23,624 --> 00:17:26,159
Irma, you hear the woman of the house.

407
00:17:26,193 --> 00:17:29,028
- Be gone with you!
- Oh. [Squeals]

408
00:17:29,062 --> 00:17:30,997
What can I do for you, Marcy?

409
00:17:31,031 --> 00:17:34,667
Um, I assume that the offer still stands?

410
00:17:34,701 --> 00:17:37,470
Well, of course it d...

411
00:17:37,504 --> 00:17:40,439
don't toy with me, woman.

412
00:17:40,474 --> 00:17:42,608
Are you in?

413
00:17:42,643 --> 00:17:45,178
- Yes, I'm in.
- [Laughs]

414
00:17:45,212 --> 00:17:47,146
Okay.

415
00:17:47,181 --> 00:17:49,382
Let's do it.

416
00:17:49,416 --> 00:17:50,983
- Yeah.
- Here we... come on.

417
00:17:51,018 --> 00:17:52,752
Oh. Oh.

418
00:17:52,786 --> 00:17:54,620
Okay.

419
00:17:54,655 --> 00:17:57,223
[Sighs]

420
00:17:57,257 --> 00:18:01,460
[Exhales]

421
00:18:01,495 --> 00:18:02,962
[Mutters]

422
00:18:02,996 --> 00:18:06,999
So just sign right here.

423
00:18:07,034 --> 00:18:08,201
Okay.

424
00:18:08,235 --> 00:18:11,437
And if you could initial here...

425
00:18:11,471 --> 00:18:12,538
- Okay.
- Yeah.

426
00:18:12,573 --> 00:18:15,007
- And right there.
- Okay.

427
00:18:15,042 --> 00:18:16,542
And we are done.

428
00:18:16,577 --> 00:18:18,177
And I'll take that. Thank you.

429
00:18:18,212 --> 00:18:19,512
All right, so let's just...

430
00:18:19,546 --> 00:18:22,582
should we do this? Let's do this.

431
00:18:22,616 --> 00:18:25,184
- What? What, now?
- Yeah.

432
00:18:25,219 --> 00:18:26,719
Now, there's no time like the present.

433
00:18:26,753 --> 00:18:28,821
I mean, let's get this shit over with.

434
00:18:28,855 --> 00:18:30,823
No offense.

435
00:18:30,857 --> 00:18:33,025
Yeah, let... let's just do it.

436
00:18:33,060 --> 00:18:35,595
- Let's do it now.
- Yeah.

437
00:18:35,629 --> 00:18:37,597
Okay.

438
00:18:37,631 --> 00:18:39,332
[Sighs]

439
00:18:39,366 --> 00:18:41,133
- Come here.
- Okay.

440
00:18:41,168 --> 00:18:44,070
- Yeah.
- All right.

441
00:18:44,104 --> 00:18:45,538
- Okay.
- I've missed you.

442
00:18:45,572 --> 00:18:48,007
Okay.

443
00:18:48,041 --> 00:18:50,676
Aw. Okay.

444
00:18:50,711 --> 00:18:52,044
Oh.

445
00:18:52,079 --> 00:18:53,412
- Oh...
- [Grunts]

446
00:18:53,447 --> 00:18:55,781
Okay. All right, Stu.

447
00:18:55,816 --> 00:18:57,550
- Maybe not now.
- Ow.

448
00:18:57,584 --> 00:18:59,885
I just... it's too much.
My head's not in the game.

449
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:02,521
- Can we just do this tomorrow?
- Absolutely, darling.

450
00:19:02,556 --> 00:19:05,224
Absolutely, it would give
me more time to prepare.

451
00:19:05,259 --> 00:19:09,729
I need to groom myself, could use a wax.

452
00:19:09,763 --> 00:19:11,163
Do you want to...

453
00:19:11,198 --> 00:19:13,599
To wax you before I fuck you for money?

454
00:19:13,634 --> 00:19:16,569
No, Stu. God, no.

455
00:19:16,603 --> 00:19:18,070
Understood. Understood.

456
00:19:18,105 --> 00:19:19,572
- So tomorrow.
- Okay.

457
00:19:19,606 --> 00:19:21,274
- Okay.
- Tomorrow.

458
00:19:21,308 --> 00:19:24,910
I will enter you tomorrow.

459
00:19:24,945 --> 00:19:26,512
- Yes, you will.
- [Laughs]

460
00:19:26,546 --> 00:19:29,582
- I can't wait.
- Yes.

461
00:19:29,616 --> 00:19:31,884
Good times. Yeah.

462
00:19:31,918 --> 00:19:35,855
- Good times.
- Okay.

463
00:19:35,889 --> 00:19:38,224
<i>Manana.</i>

464
00:19:43,630 --> 00:19:44,930
[Laughs]

465
00:19:48,001 --> 00:19:48,968
[Sighs]

466
00:19:49,002 --> 00:19:51,971
[Rock music]

467
00:19:52,005 --> 00:19:59,945
♪ ♪

468
00:20:16,830 --> 00:20:20,633
Tomorrow, my dear.

469
00:20:20,667 --> 00:20:22,268
Tonight...

470
00:20:26,139 --> 00:20:28,007
we practice.

471
00:20:28,041 --> 00:20:30,076
[Groans]

472
00:20:30,110 --> 00:20:33,279
Uh-huh.

473
00:20:33,313 --> 00:20:35,247
[Groans]

474
00:20:35,282 --> 00:20:37,149
Yeah.

475
00:20:37,184 --> 00:20:41,153
Who's your daddy? Who's the daddy?

476
00:20:41,188 --> 00:20:43,289
- So you knocked up...
- Julia.

477
00:20:43,323 --> 00:20:46,659
Sorry, so you knocked up Julia

478
00:20:46,693 --> 00:20:48,127
before you met mom?

479
00:20:48,161 --> 00:20:49,462
Oh, let's hope so.

480
00:20:49,496 --> 00:20:51,664
Oh, give me a break, Karen. Come on.

481
00:20:51,698 --> 00:20:53,065
Yeah, I didn't think about that.

482
00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:54,300
Do you think he was sleeping

483
00:20:54,334 --> 00:20:55,968
with both of us at the same time?

484
00:20:56,002 --> 00:20:57,903
W... yeah, I mean, I
guess anything's possible.

485
00:20:57,938 --> 00:20:59,372
It's Hank we're talking about, right?

486
00:20:59,406 --> 00:21:00,439
I guess you're right.

487
00:21:00,474 --> 00:21:03,709
Ladies, I'm right here.

488
00:21:03,744 --> 00:21:07,713
Yes, I impregnated Julia
just before I met your mom.

489
00:21:07,748 --> 00:21:09,882
Who you then quickly impregnated.

490
00:21:09,916 --> 00:21:11,517
What a fucking baller, huh?

491
00:21:11,551 --> 00:21:13,652
Honey, don't talk like that.

492
00:21:13,687 --> 00:21:15,688
Sorry, just... just
trying to keep it light.

493
00:21:15,722 --> 00:21:17,223
My b, my b.

494
00:21:17,257 --> 00:21:19,225
Honey, I know this is a really shitty way

495
00:21:19,259 --> 00:21:20,826
to find out about something so huge,

496
00:21:20,861 --> 00:21:22,395
and I'm sorry.

497
00:21:22,429 --> 00:21:24,497
I don't know, given the story of my life,

498
00:21:24,531 --> 00:21:27,199
this seems perfectly appropriate.

499
00:21:27,234 --> 00:21:28,901
Yeah.

500
00:21:28,935 --> 00:21:32,805
So where... where do
we go from here, Becca?

501
00:21:32,839 --> 00:21:35,341
What do you mean?

502
00:21:35,375 --> 00:21:36,909
What do you mean, what do I mean?

503
00:21:36,943 --> 00:21:39,478
I have a fucking sister. How cool is that?

504
00:21:39,513 --> 00:21:41,514
You have a fucking
brother. How cool is that?

505
00:21:41,548 --> 00:21:44,049
I don't know yet.

506
00:21:44,084 --> 00:21:46,051
You're sarcastic, just like dad.

507
00:21:46,086 --> 00:21:48,154
I love it, I wanna fucking
party with you, kid.

508
00:21:48,188 --> 00:21:50,423
Can you not call him that?

509
00:21:50,457 --> 00:21:52,825
But he's my father.

510
00:21:52,859 --> 00:21:54,994
<i>He's my father.</i>

511
00:21:55,028 --> 00:21:58,297
Okay, so he's our father.
Deal with it, Becca.

512
00:21:58,331 --> 00:21:59,932
Hey, stop being such a dick.

513
00:21:59,966 --> 00:22:01,801
She's just absorbing the
information right now.

514
00:22:01,835 --> 00:22:03,569
I knew you were gonna take her side.

515
00:22:03,603 --> 00:22:05,805
- I am not siding with anyone.
- That's all right.

516
00:22:05,872 --> 00:22:07,339
You love her more, don't you?

517
00:22:07,374 --> 00:22:08,707
Why wouldn't you? She's your real kid.

518
00:22:08,742 --> 00:22:10,509
That's your real family.

519
00:22:10,544 --> 00:22:13,012
We're just the dirty
one-night stand of families.

520
00:22:13,046 --> 00:22:14,713
I'm a retard, and my mom's a slut.

521
00:22:14,748 --> 00:22:17,249
Honey, don't talk like
that. Behave yourself.

522
00:22:17,284 --> 00:22:19,185
Look, he's just... I'm
sorry, he's emotional.

523
00:22:19,219 --> 00:22:20,686
Hey, hey... will you four

524
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:23,022
please excuse me while I go hang myself?

525
00:22:23,056 --> 00:22:25,491
No. You don't get to do that.

526
00:22:25,525 --> 00:22:28,627
You don't get to feel sorry for yourself.

527
00:22:28,662 --> 00:22:30,463
- Not even a little bit?
- No, this is your life.

528
00:22:30,497 --> 00:22:31,931
- Deal with it.
- Yeah.

529
00:22:31,965 --> 00:22:34,033
This is your life, Hank
Moody. Deal with it.

530
00:22:34,067 --> 00:22:37,002
<i>I am dealing with it.</i>

531
00:22:38,238 --> 00:22:39,371
How was your trip, honey?

532
00:22:39,406 --> 00:22:42,174
It was amazing, actually.

533
00:22:42,209 --> 00:22:43,609
That's fantastic.

534
00:22:43,643 --> 00:22:46,712
How was...

535
00:22:46,746 --> 00:22:49,248
Now is not the time to be a dick, dad.

536
00:22:49,282 --> 00:22:51,317
[Laughs] Up high, sis.

537
00:22:55,422 --> 00:22:57,223
You're a little uptight.
Anyone ever tell you that?

538
00:22:57,257 --> 00:22:59,225
I'm not... I'm not... I'm not being a dick.

539
00:22:59,259 --> 00:23:02,661
I... I... seriously, I... I don't
remember the gentleman's name.

540
00:23:02,696 --> 00:23:05,030
- Ross.
- Roscoe.

541
00:23:05,065 --> 00:23:07,333
Yeah, Roscoe. Good ol' Roscoe.

542
00:23:07,367 --> 00:23:08,400
Did he behave himself? Did Roscoe...

543
00:23:08,435 --> 00:23:09,869
Tread carefully, Hank.

544
00:23:09,903 --> 00:23:11,070
Why? What? I don't... I don't get it.

545
00:23:11,104 --> 00:23:12,671
Becca has news.

546
00:23:12,706 --> 00:23:14,807
Yes, she said that
earlier, that she had news.

547
00:23:14,841 --> 00:23:16,976
Now's not the time, mom.

548
00:23:17,010 --> 00:23:18,577
You're right. I'm sorry.

549
00:23:18,612 --> 00:23:19,745
No, no, no, now is the time.

550
00:23:19,779 --> 00:23:22,948
I just came clean. Your turn.

551
00:23:26,553 --> 00:23:28,754
- I'm getting married.
- Wow.

552
00:23:28,788 --> 00:23:30,389
- Congratulations.
- Uh, no, you're not.

553
00:23:30,423 --> 00:23:33,859
- I am, dad.
- No, you're not.

554
00:23:33,894 --> 00:23:36,729
Yeah, well, there's not a lot
you can do about it, is there?

555
00:23:36,763 --> 00:23:38,163
Besides, don't you have your hands full

556
00:23:38,198 --> 00:23:39,965
at the moment, juggling your two families?

557
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,767
Becca, this is ridiculous.

558
00:23:41,801 --> 00:23:44,703
- Any more than this?
- I love weddings.

559
00:23:44,738 --> 00:23:49,375
I mean, brother of the
bride. Are you kidding me?

560
00:23:49,409 --> 00:23:51,343
I'm invited, right?
'Cause I'll totally come.

561
00:23:51,378 --> 00:23:52,678
Honey, I think we should go.

562
00:23:52,712 --> 00:23:54,613
What about pizza and movie night?

563
00:23:54,648 --> 00:23:56,582
- Do it another time.
- Don't bother.

564
00:23:56,616 --> 00:23:58,117
- I wanna go home...
- Okay, sweetie.

565
00:23:58,151 --> 00:24:01,387
Wherever the fuck that is these days.

566
00:24:04,791 --> 00:24:07,793
<i>[Gregory Alan Isakov's
She Always Takes It Black]</i>

567
00:24:07,827 --> 00:24:10,863
♪ ♪

568
00:24:10,897 --> 00:24:14,967
♪ dreaming up this golden grain ♪

569
00:24:15,001 --> 00:24:17,536
♪ but I'm falling from the shack ♪

570
00:24:17,571 --> 00:24:20,139
♪ ♪

571
00:24:20,173 --> 00:24:22,408
♪ talking sweet to the queen ♪

572
00:24:22,442 --> 00:24:25,878
[sighs] Sorry, baby.

573
00:24:25,912 --> 00:24:28,147
For what?

574
00:24:28,181 --> 00:24:30,983
Where the fuck do I begin?

575
00:24:31,017 --> 00:24:32,785
I'm not mad about Levon.

576
00:24:32,819 --> 00:24:36,322
It's kinda nice not being
the only child anymore.

577
00:24:36,356 --> 00:24:38,290
I look forward to getting to know him,

578
00:24:38,325 --> 00:24:39,792
sort of.

579
00:24:39,826 --> 00:24:43,629
He seems... amusing.

580
00:24:43,663 --> 00:24:45,965
He is. He's a good kid.

581
00:24:45,999 --> 00:24:47,600
That's very mature of
you to acknowledge that,

582
00:24:47,634 --> 00:24:49,101
but that's not surprising.

583
00:24:49,135 --> 00:24:51,770
You were always the
mature one in the family.

584
00:24:51,805 --> 00:24:54,106
Ain't that the truth.

585
00:24:54,140 --> 00:24:56,642
Yeah.

586
00:24:56,676 --> 00:24:59,612
So what's all this about
you getting married?

587
00:24:59,646 --> 00:25:02,948
Just that. I'm getting married.

588
00:25:02,983 --> 00:25:04,183
I know you think you're all head over heels

589
00:25:04,217 --> 00:25:05,651
in love with this guy at this point...

590
00:25:05,685 --> 00:25:08,621
Please don't be condescending right now.

591
00:25:08,655 --> 00:25:10,956
In exchange, I promise
not to be condescending

592
00:25:10,991 --> 00:25:14,526
about your latest in a long
line of chronic fuck-ups.

593
00:25:14,561 --> 00:25:16,295
Deal?

594
00:25:16,329 --> 00:25:20,432
My chronic fuck-ups aside,
this is not a good idea, Becca.

595
00:25:20,467 --> 00:25:22,835
- Why?
- 'Cause you're so young.

596
00:25:22,869 --> 00:25:26,505
I'm young, and you're old...

597
00:25:26,539 --> 00:25:28,107
Er.

598
00:25:28,141 --> 00:25:29,508
Thank you.

599
00:25:29,542 --> 00:25:31,744
What's your point?

600
00:25:31,778 --> 00:25:33,278
Looking back, can you honestly say

601
00:25:33,313 --> 00:25:35,748
that you're happy you never got married?

602
00:25:35,782 --> 00:25:36,882
Didn't it basically doom you

603
00:25:36,916 --> 00:25:38,317
to a lifetime of loneliness?

604
00:25:38,351 --> 00:25:40,019
It's not about being married

605
00:25:40,053 --> 00:25:41,687
or not being married, Becca.

606
00:25:41,721 --> 00:25:42,855
- What's it about then?
- [Sighs]

607
00:25:42,889 --> 00:25:45,190
I don't know.

608
00:25:45,225 --> 00:25:47,993
Honestly, I couldn't tell you right now.

609
00:25:48,028 --> 00:25:50,963
But what are the odds that
this particular clown...

610
00:25:50,997 --> 00:25:55,234
this particular young gentleman is the one?

611
00:25:55,268 --> 00:25:57,302
You're one to talk about odds.

612
00:25:57,337 --> 00:25:58,904
Didn't you get it right the first time?

613
00:25:58,938 --> 00:26:00,839
Isn't that what you're
always bragging about?

614
00:26:00,874 --> 00:26:02,241
What makes you so fucking special?

615
00:26:02,275 --> 00:26:03,375
Why couldn't it happen to me too?

616
00:26:03,410 --> 00:26:04,710
Okay, okay, so why the rush?

617
00:26:04,744 --> 00:26:08,147
Because he asked, and I answered.

618
00:26:08,181 --> 00:26:11,283
And it feels right to
me. I'm trusting my gut.

619
00:26:11,317 --> 00:26:14,319
I would think you of all
people could understand that.

620
00:26:16,623 --> 00:26:20,325
I cannot in good conscience
endorse this shit, Becca.

621
00:26:23,263 --> 00:26:24,730
You've got a lot of fucking nerve, dad,

622
00:26:24,764 --> 00:26:26,065
after all the shit you've asked me

623
00:26:26,099 --> 00:26:29,034
to endorse over the years?

624
00:26:29,069 --> 00:26:30,469
That's fair, fair enough.

625
00:26:30,503 --> 00:26:33,038
I come home with good news, great news,

626
00:26:33,073 --> 00:26:34,239
the biggest news in my life,

627
00:26:34,274 --> 00:26:35,708
and I can't even get it out

628
00:26:35,742 --> 00:26:36,942
before I'm confronted with the wreckage

629
00:26:36,976 --> 00:26:40,746
of your fucking past.

630
00:26:44,884 --> 00:26:47,653
I'm sorry.

631
00:26:49,689 --> 00:26:53,125
I don't...

632
00:26:53,159 --> 00:26:57,696
I don't know what else to say.

633
00:26:57,731 --> 00:27:01,333
Yeah, me too.

634
00:27:01,367 --> 00:27:02,434
We're doing it in New York.

635
00:27:02,469 --> 00:27:03,969
You can be a part of it or not.

636
00:27:04,003 --> 00:27:06,371
Totally up to you.

637
00:27:06,406 --> 00:27:08,941
But it's happening.

638
00:27:08,975 --> 00:27:10,075
And I'm not gonna let you make me

639
00:27:10,110 --> 00:27:13,078
fucking miserable about it.

640
00:27:19,486 --> 00:27:24,423
♪ I've heard the road to every truth ♪

641
00:27:24,457 --> 00:27:25,724
♪ it's just a cul-de-sac ♪

642
00:27:25,725 --> 00:27:31,725
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