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<i>Previously on Californication...</i>

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<i>Please, stay.</i>

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We need to get to know one another,

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I mean, our path are gonna be crossing.

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This is so great.

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<i>He would pay you, a million
dollars, to sleep with you?</i>

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<i>Consider this a signing
bonus, 10% up-front.</i>

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This kind of cash could get us
out of all our immediate debts.

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<i>I wanna talk to you about Becca.</i>

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When are you gonna tell her about Levon?

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- When is she getting back?
- In a few weeks.

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In a few weeks then.

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- You guys aren't together, right?
- No, no...

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<i>I asked him about Julia, he
said he wasn't involved with her,</i>

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<i>next thing you know, he
was inside of her, so...</i>

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Wait, does this mean you guys
are getting back together?

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'Cause that would be incredible.

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It's like the world's
fucking greatest love story.

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Hank, I love you...

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but I can't be with you.

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♪ Put your hands up, come on ♪

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Killing bad guys is my business,

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and business is [Bleep] cracking.

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[Gunshot]

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♪ Put your hands up ♪

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♪ everybody put your hands to the sky ♪

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[TV turns off]

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- Oh.
- Oh.

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Oh.

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How was it? [Sighs]

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It wasn't very good, was it?

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Are you fucking kidding me right now, mom?

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It sucked. Hard.

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I can't believe I even work for that show.

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- I deserve way better.
- [Sighs]

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I hope your episode's better
than that fucking atrocity.

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Can't promise anything.

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Whatever.

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Going to bed. Good night, buddy.

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- Love you.
- Night.

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Love you.

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[Door closes]

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Hi. [Giggles]

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Hi.

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We haven't been alone
together in a long time.

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Which explains why my wiener

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feels so weird right now.

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Mm.

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Mmm.

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- Mom.
- [Record scratches]

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What, honey?

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Is it cool if I...

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- What?
- [Mumbles]

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- What the fuck is he saying?
- I don't know.

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- Can I sleep in the annex?
- Oh.

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What the fuck is the annex?
What the fuck are you holding?

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This is my lovey. It's
like my favorite blanket.

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I've had it since I was
a little fucking baby.

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Mm.

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Well, if you really think you need to.

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I do, I'm really worried about the future,

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- our future, all of us.
- Why?

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Show's gonna get canceled, dude,

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sooner rather than later,
and then what are we gonna do?

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All right, well, you
just stick a pin in that

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and go off to the annex and
get a good night's sleep.

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Okay.

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Whoa, thi... this is the annex right here?

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Mm-hmm.

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What the fuck? You
still breast-feeding too?

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I wish.

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Thanks, mom. Good night.

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Good night, dad.

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Good night.

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[Upbeat music]

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♪ ♪

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[upbeat rock music]

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♪ ♪

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Gather round, people.

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Gather round. Gather round.

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- Yeah, so we're canceled.
- No!

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One and out. Holy shit.

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Sorry, did I say that out loud?

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I gotta go call Gersh.

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[Indistinct chatter]

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Technically speaking, we've been asked

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to shut down production and go on hiatus.

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I mean, a hiatus sounds good, you know?

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I mean, I could use a break
from this fucking grind.

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Oh, you're gonna have a nice, long break,

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all right, Hashtag?

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Look.

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We threw a party. Nobody showed up.

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It happens.

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It's been a blast.

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Actually, you know what?
This hasn't been a blast.

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This has been a fucking pain in the ass,

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thankfully a relatively
short pain in the ass.

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Learn from this, people, okay?

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Take it with you to the next job,

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and appreciate what you
have while you have it,

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because usually, it ends just like this.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, are...

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aren't we gonna fight this shit?

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No, we're not gonna fight this shit, Levon.

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They can't just cancel our
show after one fucking episode.

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Yo, this tubby motherfucker is
speaking the truth right now.

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America voted, Hashtag.

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They don't like your shit.

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[Sighs]

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That really fucking
hurts my feelings, Rath.

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Oh, come on, man, it's all right.

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Hashtag, you'll live to butcher

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someone else's dialogue another day.

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That's the beauty of
this business of show...

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how many chances we get to
fuck it up all over again.

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Uh... many.

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All right, I will be in my office drinking

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if anyone wants to say good-bye.

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[Indistinct chatter]

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I understand.

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I'm sorry, Hank.

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What's wrong?

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[Sighs]

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<i>Santa Monica Cop got canceled.</i>

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Lovely.

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There goes that pathetic fucking
trickle of a revenue stream.

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I am sure I can get Hank on another show.

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Oh, God, Charlie.

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I have to fuck Stu.

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[Cries]

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I know it's upsetting, baby.

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[Cries]

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I'm crying because I
know you have to fuck Stu.

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I'm crying because I can't even fucking

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provide for you and our son.

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I'm crying because our
life is so fucking pathetic

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right now, it seems like
this is the only option.

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So now, it's my turn to provide.

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Big fucking deal.

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I just have to go out and schtup my ex,

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so we can make the rent.

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[Cries]

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There's worse things... I guess.

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I'm gonna fucking kill myself!

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Don't kill yourself, baby.

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Don't you think our son has enough shit

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to deal with about his old man,

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you're gonna throw in paternal suicide too?

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That's true. You're right.

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When you're right, you're right.

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I just don't think I can stay here

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knowing you're out there fucking Stu

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without hurting myself.

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I have an idea.

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- You're not gonna do it?
- No, I'm gonna do it.

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I'm gonna do it,

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but I think that maybe
you should do it too.

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Fuck Stu?

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No, you idiot. Fuck someone else.

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If you have to deal with the unpleasantness

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of me fucking Stu,

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I think it's only fair that...

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You should get to fuck somebody else too.

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Really?

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Yes.

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I'm intrigued.

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Continue, please.

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Just once,

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and I don't wanna know about it.

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I'm serious.

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You keep that shit to yourself.

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I have a confession to make.

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I'm incredibly hard right now.

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Really?

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That's funny

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because I'm incredibly wet right now.

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Are we sick people?

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I think that goes without saying.

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Should we bone?

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I think that goes without saying.

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Gotta move fast... I
literally have ten minutes

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before I have to pick up Stuart

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and get him to speech therapy.

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[Groans]

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[Playing upbeat tune]

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Hey.

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- May I?
- I insist.

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You ever thought about giving up

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all this television writing hoo-ha

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and getting back to your music?

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[Chuckles]

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Fuck that, this is the only thing I have

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that's actually pure.

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You know, the second you try

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and get serious about something,

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it loses all its magic.

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- Word to your mother.
- Mm-hmm.

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What's next?

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I have a deal with the studio.

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They'll ask me to step in and save

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some other fucking disaster

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or... or write another pilot.

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Same shit, different year, you know.

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Gotta keep the pool heated, right?

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So my son can defile it some more?

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[Laughs] Yeah.

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The real question is,
what's next for Hank Moody?

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Fuck if I know, man.

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You know, I don't think you should go

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work on another show.

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You don't think I have what it takes?

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No, you have what it takes.

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It's just a waste of what you have.

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I think you should
write a show of your own.

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Well, I appreciate that, but I...

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I... I don't know what I'd write about.

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I don't know about cops
or lawyers or doctors.

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No, no, no, no, fuck that shit.

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Write about what you do
know. Write about you.

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Write about your fucked-up friends.

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Write about your kids,
the ones you know about.

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- Write about Karen.
- And Julia.

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Write about Julia.

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Just leave a little room in there

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for someone to swoop in and steal her away.

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Ah.

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- Just a little.
- [Chuckles]

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Think about it.

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I will.

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<i>[Cheap Trick's Surrender]</i>

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♪ ♪

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♪ mother told me, yes, she told me ♪

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♪ I'd meet girls like you ♪

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♪ she also told me ♪

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♪ "stay away, you'll never know ♪

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♪ what you'll catch" ♪

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♪ just the other day ♪

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♪ I heard a soldier's falling off ♪

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♪ some Indonesian junk ♪

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♪ that's going round ♪

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Hey, pretty lady.

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Hey there, sailor.

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- Charlie.
- Lisa.

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[Clears throat]

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What's the matter, Charlie?
You seem a little nervous.

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I am, I am, I'm a little nervous, yeah,

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more than I thought I would be.

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Aw, what's there to be nervous about?

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You're just a guy talking to a girl.

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I suppose you're right. Yeah.

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- Can I... can I buy you a drink?
- Sure.

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- I like drinks.
- Krull?

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[Knocks on bar] Whatever
the lady would like.

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The lady wants a jager shot.

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Uh, same for the gentleman, I guess.

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♪ Father says, "your mother's right ♪

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♪ she's really up on things" ♪

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Mmm. [Sniffs]

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♪ Mommy served in the
wacs in the Philippines ♪

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- Mmm.
- [Grunts]

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- Mmm.
- [Gags]

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- Married?
- [Sighs]

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- This old thing.
- [Both laugh]

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Yeah, we have kind of an arrangement, yeah.

266
00:12:11,090 --> 00:12:13,124
That's cool. I have a boyfriend.

267
00:12:13,159 --> 00:12:16,795
Right on, right on.

268
00:12:16,829 --> 00:12:18,797
So what did you have in mind?

269
00:12:18,831 --> 00:12:23,068
Oh, uh, a liaison, perhaps?

270
00:12:23,102 --> 00:12:25,070
Oh, liaison.

271
00:12:25,104 --> 00:12:27,672
I know a cheap little motel close by.

272
00:12:27,707 --> 00:12:30,875
- Really? What would you do?
- Do?

273
00:12:30,910 --> 00:12:32,877
- To me in a cheap hotel?
- Oh, oh.

274
00:12:32,912 --> 00:12:35,380
To you, well, you know,
first, I would kiss you.

275
00:12:35,414 --> 00:12:37,716
No kissing. Not hot, not for a liaison.

276
00:12:37,750 --> 00:12:39,784
No kissing. Okay.

277
00:12:39,819 --> 00:12:43,888
I... I would... I would
fondle your boobs...

278
00:12:43,923 --> 00:12:45,457
- [sighs]
- Right?

279
00:12:45,491 --> 00:12:47,792
Because, you know... and
then, I would maybe...

280
00:12:47,827 --> 00:12:49,928
maybe get a sense of your ass, you know?

281
00:12:49,962 --> 00:12:53,698
And then, I suppose my penis
would make an appearance.

282
00:12:53,766 --> 00:12:55,300
- Ta-da.
- [Both laugh]

283
00:12:55,334 --> 00:12:56,868
Yeah? I would put it in your mouth.

284
00:12:56,902 --> 00:12:58,436
And then I might take it out again.

285
00:12:58,471 --> 00:13:00,171
Maybe I would slap you
on the forehead with it,

286
00:13:00,206 --> 00:13:02,240
just a little bit, you know, just for fun.

287
00:13:02,274 --> 00:13:03,642
- Just for fun.
- Wow.

288
00:13:03,676 --> 00:13:04,943
You're a dirty little birdie, Charlie.

289
00:13:04,977 --> 00:13:06,277
You have no idea, Lisa.

290
00:13:06,312 --> 00:13:08,980
Really? What else? I like this game.

291
00:13:09,015 --> 00:13:10,982
Okay, I would pull down your pants.

292
00:13:11,017 --> 00:13:12,450
I would tear off your panties
and stuff 'em in your mouth.

293
00:13:12,485 --> 00:13:14,052
Nice.

294
00:13:14,086 --> 00:13:15,587
I would wrap the phone
cord around your neck.

295
00:13:15,621 --> 00:13:17,088
- Not too hard, of course.
- Oh, of course.

296
00:13:17,123 --> 00:13:19,324
- I would like to, you know...
- Rough is fun.

297
00:13:19,358 --> 00:13:23,261
- Holy shit.
- [Both laugh]

298
00:13:23,295 --> 00:13:25,964
You know what, you may
just be my sexual soul mate.

299
00:13:25,998 --> 00:13:27,399
Oh, that's sweet.

300
00:13:27,433 --> 00:13:29,234
And then, I would take you from behind.

301
00:13:29,268 --> 00:13:31,469
I would fucking... oh,
no, no, no, scratch that.

302
00:13:31,504 --> 00:13:32,837
Not from behind, no, because that's...

303
00:13:32,872 --> 00:13:33,805
you know, it gets me going too much.

304
00:13:33,839 --> 00:13:35,440
It's too good.

305
00:13:35,474 --> 00:13:36,775
Yeah, it's like two
seconds, and I'd be done.

306
00:13:36,809 --> 00:13:38,443
Oh, no, we wouldn't want that.

307
00:13:38,477 --> 00:13:39,844
No, no. You know what?

308
00:13:39,879 --> 00:13:41,980
Allow me to demonstrate something for you

309
00:13:42,014 --> 00:13:44,315
that I like to call "La Runkle."

310
00:13:44,350 --> 00:13:45,583
Come here, come here, stand up.

311
00:13:45,618 --> 00:13:47,085
- Look at this.
- Okay.

312
00:13:47,119 --> 00:13:49,688
I find that if I move in little circles,

313
00:13:49,722 --> 00:13:52,457
it keeps me in the game
far longer, far longer.

314
00:13:52,491 --> 00:13:55,026
This simple change from this to that,

315
00:13:55,061 --> 00:13:59,030
and it makes me last a little bit longer.

316
00:13:59,065 --> 00:14:01,299
- [Chuckles]
- What the fuck is this?

317
00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:04,636
I beg your pardon?

318
00:14:05,905 --> 00:14:09,641
Mm. [Snickers]

319
00:14:09,675 --> 00:14:11,710
- Who's the clown?
- Oh.

320
00:14:11,744 --> 00:14:12,944
This is Charlie.

321
00:14:12,978 --> 00:14:15,280
Charlie, this is my boyfriend Mack.

322
00:14:15,314 --> 00:14:17,882
Um, Charlie was just describing
what he'd like to do to me

323
00:14:17,917 --> 00:14:20,085
in a cheap motel.

324
00:14:20,119 --> 00:14:21,920
Oh, yeah?

325
00:14:21,954 --> 00:14:24,589
Wanna know what I'd do to
you in a cheap motel, Charlie?

326
00:14:24,623 --> 00:14:25,657
Or even in a bar?

327
00:14:25,691 --> 00:14:28,793
- [Grunts]
- [Chuckles]

328
00:14:28,828 --> 00:14:31,496
Come on, dirty girl. Let's get naked.

329
00:14:31,530 --> 00:14:33,798
♪ But don't give yourself away ♪

330
00:14:33,833 --> 00:14:37,168
♪ surrender, surrender ♪

331
00:14:37,203 --> 00:14:39,370
♪ but don't give yourself away ♪

332
00:14:39,405 --> 00:14:40,972
- What's up, Harpo?
- You know what, dad?

333
00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:42,474
You got a great fucking body, seriously.

334
00:14:42,508 --> 00:14:43,641
Thanks?

335
00:14:43,676 --> 00:14:45,043
Yeah, I wish the apple fell

336
00:14:45,077 --> 00:14:46,745
a little closer to the bush on that one.

337
00:14:46,779 --> 00:14:47,912
- That's not...
- How do I...

338
00:14:47,947 --> 00:14:50,048
how do I get abs like that?

339
00:14:50,082 --> 00:14:51,783
I would start by laying
off the fucking pizza.

340
00:14:51,817 --> 00:14:53,551
Yeah, like that's gonna happen.

341
00:14:53,586 --> 00:14:54,853
This is a great idea, dad.

342
00:14:54,887 --> 00:14:56,721
I fucking love pizza and movie night.

343
00:14:56,756 --> 00:14:58,923
Just what the doctor ordered, you know?

344
00:14:58,958 --> 00:14:59,891
So what if I'm unemployed now?

345
00:14:59,925 --> 00:15:01,760
Well, I talked to Rath,

346
00:15:01,794 --> 00:15:03,828
and he's gonna let you stay
on for as long as he can.

347
00:15:03,863 --> 00:15:05,230
Yeah, but then what?

348
00:15:05,264 --> 00:15:06,798
Then you go out, and you get another job.

349
00:15:06,832 --> 00:15:08,166
Yeah, but how am I just gonna luck

350
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,801
into another job like I did with this one?

351
00:15:09,835 --> 00:15:11,669
Well, maybe you don't
luck into another job.

352
00:15:11,704 --> 00:15:14,506
Maybe you actually go out and you find one.

353
00:15:14,540 --> 00:15:18,409
Mm, yeah, that's... that's
never really worked for me.

354
00:15:18,444 --> 00:15:19,911
I'm gonna throw some clothes on.

355
00:15:19,945 --> 00:15:23,081
Hurry up, dude. Pizza's gonna get cold.

356
00:15:23,115 --> 00:15:24,516
[Sighs]

357
00:15:26,819 --> 00:15:29,320
Fuck. God damn it.

358
00:15:32,625 --> 00:15:34,225
[Doorbell rings]

359
00:15:34,260 --> 00:15:35,260
Mom? Thank God.

360
00:15:35,294 --> 00:15:38,329
You gotta help me.

361
00:15:41,801 --> 00:15:43,768
Oh, my God. Hi.

362
00:15:43,803 --> 00:15:45,570
- Hi.
- You're... you're Becca.

363
00:15:45,604 --> 00:15:49,040
Yes, I am. And you are...

364
00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:50,975
Levon. I'm... I'm Levon. Hi!

365
00:15:51,010 --> 00:15:54,445
Nice to meet you, Levon.

366
00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:56,147
You said my name right.

367
00:15:56,182 --> 00:15:58,983
- Is that unusual?
- Yeah.

368
00:15:59,018 --> 00:16:01,619
I'm sorry, did you... do you know about me?

369
00:16:01,654 --> 00:16:02,954
No.

370
00:16:02,988 --> 00:16:04,389
You don't know about me? Shit.

371
00:16:04,423 --> 00:16:06,591
I'm looking for my father.

372
00:16:06,625 --> 00:16:09,327
Yeah, he's... he's getting dressed.

373
00:16:09,361 --> 00:16:10,728
Where's Charlie and Marcy?

374
00:16:10,763 --> 00:16:12,730
I don't know. They're weird.

375
00:16:12,765 --> 00:16:14,299
Yeah, they are.

376
00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:16,601
You're a lot hotter than your pictures.

377
00:16:16,635 --> 00:16:18,002
Thanks?

378
00:16:18,037 --> 00:16:21,072
Um, I'm sorry. That's weird.

379
00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:23,441
But your mom's totally hot, makes sense.

380
00:16:23,475 --> 00:16:25,076
- You know my mom?
- Yeah, she's cool.

381
00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:26,444
Super milfy. Where is she?

382
00:16:26,478 --> 00:16:27,812
Parking the car.

383
00:16:27,847 --> 00:16:29,347
So how do you know my father?

384
00:16:29,381 --> 00:16:33,184
Let's get this pizza-movie night started.

385
00:16:35,187 --> 00:16:36,821
[Chuckles] [Laughs]

386
00:16:36,856 --> 00:16:37,922
Sweetie.

387
00:16:37,957 --> 00:16:40,058
Oh. [Groans]

388
00:16:40,092 --> 00:16:41,893
[Grunts]

389
00:16:41,927 --> 00:16:43,261
[Laughs]

390
00:16:43,295 --> 00:16:45,897
Oh.

391
00:16:45,931 --> 00:16:47,298
[Laughs]

392
00:16:47,333 --> 00:16:51,669
So I met your strange little friend.

393
00:16:51,704 --> 00:16:53,271
Yeah.

394
00:16:53,305 --> 00:16:55,206
About my strange little friend...

395
00:16:55,241 --> 00:16:56,641
Will you just tell her already?

396
00:16:56,675 --> 00:16:58,810
The suspense is fucking
killing me here, dude.

397
00:16:58,844 --> 00:17:00,812
Tell me what?

398
00:17:00,846 --> 00:17:02,280
I... I have some news.

399
00:17:02,314 --> 00:17:03,882
Yeah, me too. That's why I'm here.

400
00:17:03,916 --> 00:17:05,483
Great, why don't you go first?

401
00:17:05,517 --> 00:17:07,518
No, you first, dude. This is ridiculous.

402
00:17:07,553 --> 00:17:09,020
I wanna give her a fucking hug already.

403
00:17:09,054 --> 00:17:10,722
[Groans]

404
00:17:10,756 --> 00:17:13,358
Why?

405
00:17:13,392 --> 00:17:14,993
Can't do it, can you?

406
00:17:15,027 --> 00:17:20,164
You're embarrassed of
me. I fucking knew it.

407
00:17:20,199 --> 00:17:21,699
I wanted to tell you,
but I didn't wanna do it

408
00:17:21,734 --> 00:17:23,735
over the phone.

409
00:17:23,769 --> 00:17:25,370
Hey, I got three bottles.
I hope it's enough.

410
00:17:25,404 --> 00:17:27,639
I know you like to drink.

411
00:17:27,673 --> 00:17:31,075
Holy shit. Is this Becca?

412
00:17:31,110 --> 00:17:33,077
Holy shit. Oh, my gosh.

413
00:17:33,112 --> 00:17:35,413
It's so great to finally meet you.

414
00:17:35,447 --> 00:17:36,714
- Oh.
- Who are you?

415
00:17:36,749 --> 00:17:38,583
I'm Julia, Levon's mom.

416
00:17:38,617 --> 00:17:41,853
Are you excited to meet your brother?

417
00:17:44,189 --> 00:17:46,157
My brother?

418
00:17:56,869 --> 00:17:58,603
Missus, you back!

419
00:17:58,637 --> 00:18:01,372
- Hi, Irma.
- You put perfect?

420
00:18:01,407 --> 00:18:05,443
- Is he in?
- Yes, of course, he's in.

421
00:18:05,477 --> 00:18:07,178
Marcy?

422
00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:10,048
- Hi, Stu.
- Hi.

423
00:18:10,082 --> 00:18:11,182
How are you?

424
00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:14,385
- Never better.
- Can we talk?

425
00:18:14,420 --> 00:18:16,888
- Of course.
- Alone.

426
00:18:18,424 --> 00:18:20,959
Irma, you hear the woman of the house.

427
00:18:20,993 --> 00:18:23,828
- Be gone with you!
- Oh. [Squeals]

428
00:18:23,862 --> 00:18:25,797
What can I do for you, Marcy?

429
00:18:25,831 --> 00:18:29,467
Um, I assume that the offer still stands?

430
00:18:29,501 --> 00:18:32,270
Well, of course it d...

431
00:18:32,304 --> 00:18:35,239
don't toy with me, woman.

432
00:18:35,274 --> 00:18:37,408
Are you in?

433
00:18:37,443 --> 00:18:39,978
- Yes, I'm in.
- [Laughs]

434
00:18:40,012 --> 00:18:41,946
Okay.

435
00:18:41,981 --> 00:18:44,182
Let's do it.

436
00:18:44,216 --> 00:18:45,783
- Yeah.
- Here we... come on.

437
00:18:45,818 --> 00:18:47,552
Oh. Oh.

438
00:18:47,586 --> 00:18:49,420
Okay.

439
00:18:49,455 --> 00:18:52,023
[Sighs]

440
00:18:52,057 --> 00:18:56,260
[Exhales]

441
00:18:56,295 --> 00:18:57,762
[Mutters]

442
00:18:57,796 --> 00:19:01,799
So just sign right here.

443
00:19:01,834 --> 00:19:03,001
Okay.

444
00:19:03,035 --> 00:19:06,237
And if you could initial here...

445
00:19:06,271 --> 00:19:07,338
- Okay.
- Yeah.

446
00:19:07,373 --> 00:19:09,807
- And right there.
- Okay.

447
00:19:09,842 --> 00:19:11,342
And we are done.

448
00:19:11,377 --> 00:19:12,977
And I'll take that. Thank you.

449
00:19:13,012 --> 00:19:14,312
All right, so let's just...

450
00:19:14,346 --> 00:19:17,382
should we do this? Let's do this.

451
00:19:17,416 --> 00:19:19,984
- What? What, now?
- Yeah.

452
00:19:20,019 --> 00:19:21,519
Now, there's no time like the present.

453
00:19:21,553 --> 00:19:23,621
I mean, let's get this shit over with.

454
00:19:23,655 --> 00:19:25,623
No offense.

455
00:19:25,657 --> 00:19:27,825
Yeah, let... let's just do it.

456
00:19:27,860 --> 00:19:30,395
- Let's do it now.
- Yeah.

457
00:19:30,429 --> 00:19:32,397
Okay.

458
00:19:32,431 --> 00:19:34,132
[Sighs]

459
00:19:34,166 --> 00:19:35,933
- Come here.
- Okay.

460
00:19:35,968 --> 00:19:38,870
- Yeah.
- All right.

461
00:19:38,904 --> 00:19:40,338
- Okay.
- I've missed you.

462
00:19:40,372 --> 00:19:42,807
Okay.

463
00:19:42,841 --> 00:19:45,476
Aw. Okay.

464
00:19:45,511 --> 00:19:46,844
Oh.

465
00:19:46,879 --> 00:19:48,212
- Oh...
- [Grunts]

466
00:19:48,247 --> 00:19:50,581
Okay. All right, Stu.

467
00:19:50,616 --> 00:19:52,350
- Maybe not now.
- Ow.

468
00:19:52,384 --> 00:19:54,685
I just... it's too much.
My head's not in the game.

469
00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:57,321
- Can we just do this tomorrow?
- Absolutely, darling.

470
00:19:57,356 --> 00:20:00,024
Absolutely, it would give
me more time to prepare.

471
00:20:00,059 --> 00:20:04,529
I need to groom myself, could use a wax.

472
00:20:04,563 --> 00:20:05,963
Do you want to...

473
00:20:05,998 --> 00:20:08,399
To wax you before I fuck you for money?

474
00:20:08,434 --> 00:20:11,369
No, Stu. God, no.

475
00:20:11,403 --> 00:20:12,870
Understood. Understood.

476
00:20:12,905 --> 00:20:14,372
- So tomorrow.
- Okay.

477
00:20:14,406 --> 00:20:16,074
- Okay.
- Tomorrow.

478
00:20:16,108 --> 00:20:19,710
I will enter you tomorrow.

479
00:20:19,745 --> 00:20:21,312
- Yes, you will.
- [Laughs]

480
00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:24,382
- I can't wait.
- Yes.

481
00:20:24,416 --> 00:20:26,684
Good times. Yeah.

482
00:20:26,718 --> 00:20:30,655
- Good times.
- Okay.

483
00:20:30,689 --> 00:20:33,024
<i>Manana.</i>

484
00:20:38,430 --> 00:20:39,730
[Laughs]

485
00:20:42,801 --> 00:20:43,768
[Sighs]

486
00:20:43,802 --> 00:20:46,771
[Rock music]

487
00:20:46,805 --> 00:20:54,745
♪ ♪

488
00:21:11,630 --> 00:21:15,433
Tomorrow, my dear.

489
00:21:15,467 --> 00:21:17,068
Tonight...

490
00:21:20,939 --> 00:21:22,807
we practice.

491
00:21:22,841 --> 00:21:24,876
[Groans]

492
00:21:24,910 --> 00:21:28,079
Uh-huh.

493
00:21:28,113 --> 00:21:30,047
[Groans]

494
00:21:30,082 --> 00:21:31,949
Yeah.

495
00:21:31,984 --> 00:21:35,953
Who's your daddy? Who's the daddy?

496
00:21:35,988 --> 00:21:38,089
- So you knocked up...
- Julia.

497
00:21:38,123 --> 00:21:41,459
Sorry, so you knocked up Julia

498
00:21:41,493 --> 00:21:42,927
before you met mom?

499
00:21:42,961 --> 00:21:44,262
Oh, let's hope so.

500
00:21:44,296 --> 00:21:46,464
Oh, give me a break, Karen. Come on.

501
00:21:46,498 --> 00:21:47,865
Yeah, I didn't think about that.

502
00:21:47,900 --> 00:21:49,100
Do you think he was sleeping

503
00:21:49,134 --> 00:21:50,768
with both of us at the same time?

504
00:21:50,802 --> 00:21:52,703
W... yeah, I mean, I
guess anything's possible.

505
00:21:52,738 --> 00:21:54,172
It's Hank we're talking about, right?

506
00:21:54,206 --> 00:21:55,239
I guess you're right.

507
00:21:55,274 --> 00:21:58,509
Ladies, I'm right here.

508
00:21:58,544 --> 00:22:02,513
Yes, I impregnated Julia
just before I met your mom.

509
00:22:02,548 --> 00:22:04,682
Who you then quickly impregnated.

510
00:22:04,716 --> 00:22:06,317
What a fucking baller, huh?

511
00:22:06,351 --> 00:22:08,452
Honey, don't talk like that.

512
00:22:08,487 --> 00:22:10,488
Sorry, just... just
trying to keep it light.

513
00:22:10,522 --> 00:22:12,023
My b, my b.

514
00:22:12,057 --> 00:22:14,025
Honey, I know this is a really shitty way

515
00:22:14,059 --> 00:22:15,626
to find out about something so huge,

516
00:22:15,661 --> 00:22:17,195
and I'm sorry.

517
00:22:17,229 --> 00:22:19,297
I don't know, given the story of my life,

518
00:22:19,331 --> 00:22:21,999
this seems perfectly appropriate.

519
00:22:22,034 --> 00:22:23,701
Yeah.

520
00:22:23,735 --> 00:22:27,605
So where... where do
we go from here, Becca?

521
00:22:27,639 --> 00:22:30,141
What do you mean?

522
00:22:30,175 --> 00:22:31,709
What do you mean, what do I mean?

523
00:22:31,743 --> 00:22:34,278
I have a fucking sister. How cool is that?

524
00:22:34,313 --> 00:22:36,314
You have a fucking
brother. How cool is that?

525
00:22:36,348 --> 00:22:38,849
I don't know yet.

526
00:22:38,884 --> 00:22:40,851
You're sarcastic, just like dad.

527
00:22:40,886 --> 00:22:42,954
I love it, I wanna fucking
party with you, kid.

528
00:22:42,988 --> 00:22:45,223
Can you not call him that?

529
00:22:45,257 --> 00:22:47,625
But he's my father.

530
00:22:47,659 --> 00:22:49,794
<i>He's my father.</i>

531
00:22:49,828 --> 00:22:53,097
Okay, so he's our father.
Deal with it, Becca.

532
00:22:53,131 --> 00:22:54,732
Hey, stop being such a dick.

533
00:22:54,766 --> 00:22:56,601
She's just absorbing the
information right now.

534
00:22:56,635 --> 00:22:58,369
I knew you were gonna take her side.

535
00:22:58,403 --> 00:23:00,605
- I am not siding with anyone.
- That's all right.

536
00:23:00,672 --> 00:23:02,139
You love her more, don't you?

537
00:23:02,174 --> 00:23:03,507
Why wouldn't you? She's your real kid.

538
00:23:03,542 --> 00:23:05,309
That's your real family.

539
00:23:05,344 --> 00:23:07,812
We're just the dirty
one-night stand of families.

540
00:23:07,846 --> 00:23:09,513
I'm a retard, and my mom's a slut.

541
00:23:09,548 --> 00:23:12,049
Honey, don't talk like
that. Behave yourself.

542
00:23:12,084 --> 00:23:13,985
Look, he's just... I'm
sorry, he's emotional.

543
00:23:14,019 --> 00:23:15,486
Hey, hey... will you four

544
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,822
please excuse me while I go hang myself?

545
00:23:17,856 --> 00:23:20,291
No. You don't get to do that.

546
00:23:20,325 --> 00:23:23,427
You don't get to feel sorry for yourself.

547
00:23:23,462 --> 00:23:25,263
- Not even a little bit?
- No, this is your life.

548
00:23:25,297 --> 00:23:26,731
- Deal with it.
- Yeah.

549
00:23:26,765 --> 00:23:28,833
This is your life, Hank
Moody. Deal with it.

550
00:23:28,867 --> 00:23:31,802
<i>I am dealing with it.</i>

551
00:23:33,038 --> 00:23:34,171
How was your trip, honey?

552
00:23:34,206 --> 00:23:36,974
It was amazing, actually.

553
00:23:37,009 --> 00:23:38,409
That's fantastic.

554
00:23:38,443 --> 00:23:41,512
How was...

555
00:23:41,546 --> 00:23:44,048
Now is not the time to be a dick, dad.

556
00:23:44,082 --> 00:23:46,117
[Laughs] Up high, sis.

557
00:23:50,222 --> 00:23:52,023
You're a little uptight.
Anyone ever tell you that?

558
00:23:52,057 --> 00:23:54,025
I'm not... I'm not... I'm not being a dick.

559
00:23:54,059 --> 00:23:57,461
I... I... seriously, I... I don't
remember the gentleman's name.

560
00:23:57,496 --> 00:23:59,830
- Ross.
- Roscoe.

561
00:23:59,865 --> 00:24:02,133
Yeah, Roscoe. Good ol' Roscoe.

562
00:24:02,167 --> 00:24:03,200
Did he behave himself? Did Roscoe...

563
00:24:03,235 --> 00:24:04,669
Tread carefully, Hank.

564
00:24:04,703 --> 00:24:05,870
Why? What? I don't... I don't get it.

565
00:24:05,904 --> 00:24:07,471
Becca has news.

566
00:24:07,506 --> 00:24:09,607
Yes, she said that
earlier, that she had news.

567
00:24:09,641 --> 00:24:11,776
Now's not the time, mom.

568
00:24:11,810 --> 00:24:13,377
You're right. I'm sorry.

569
00:24:13,412 --> 00:24:14,545
No, no, no, now is the time.

570
00:24:14,579 --> 00:24:17,748
I just came clean. Your turn.

571
00:24:21,353 --> 00:24:23,554
- I'm getting married.
- Wow.

572
00:24:23,588 --> 00:24:25,189
- Congratulations.
- Uh, no, you're not.

573
00:24:25,223 --> 00:24:28,659
- I am, dad.
- No, you're not.

574
00:24:28,694 --> 00:24:31,529
Yeah, well, there's not a lot
you can do about it, is there?

575
00:24:31,563 --> 00:24:32,963
Besides, don't you have your hands full

576
00:24:32,998 --> 00:24:34,765
at the moment, juggling your two families?

577
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:36,567
Becca, this is ridiculous.

578
00:24:36,601 --> 00:24:39,503
- Any more than this?
- I love weddings.

579
00:24:39,538 --> 00:24:44,175
I mean, brother of the
bride. Are you kidding me?

580
00:24:44,209 --> 00:24:46,143
I'm invited, right?
'Cause I'll totally come.

581
00:24:46,178 --> 00:24:47,478
Honey, I think we should go.

582
00:24:47,512 --> 00:24:49,413
What about pizza and movie night?

583
00:24:49,448 --> 00:24:51,382
- Do it another time.
- Don't bother.

584
00:24:51,416 --> 00:24:52,917
- I wanna go home...
- Okay, sweetie.

585
00:24:52,951 --> 00:24:56,187
Wherever the fuck that is these days.

586
00:24:59,591 --> 00:25:02,593
<i>[Gregory Alan Isakov's
She Always Takes It Black]</i>

587
00:25:02,627 --> 00:25:05,663
♪ ♪

588
00:25:05,697 --> 00:25:09,767
♪ dreaming up this golden grain ♪

589
00:25:09,801 --> 00:25:12,336
♪ but I'm falling from the shack ♪

590
00:25:12,371 --> 00:25:14,939
♪ ♪

591
00:25:14,973 --> 00:25:17,208
♪ talking sweet to the queen ♪

592
00:25:17,242 --> 00:25:20,678
[sighs] Sorry, baby.

593
00:25:20,712 --> 00:25:22,947
For what?

594
00:25:22,981 --> 00:25:25,783
Where the fuck do I begin?

595
00:25:25,817 --> 00:25:27,585
I'm not mad about Levon.

596
00:25:27,619 --> 00:25:31,122
It's kinda nice not being
the only child anymore.

597
00:25:31,156 --> 00:25:33,090
I look forward to getting to know him,

598
00:25:33,125 --> 00:25:34,592
sort of.

599
00:25:34,626 --> 00:25:38,429
He seems... amusing.

600
00:25:38,463 --> 00:25:40,765
He is. He's a good kid.

601
00:25:40,799 --> 00:25:42,400
That's very mature of
you to acknowledge that,

602
00:25:42,434 --> 00:25:43,901
but that's not surprising.

603
00:25:43,935 --> 00:25:46,570
You were always the
mature one in the family.

604
00:25:46,605 --> 00:25:48,906
Ain't that the truth.

605
00:25:48,940 --> 00:25:51,442
Yeah.

606
00:25:51,476 --> 00:25:54,412
So what's all this about
you getting married?

607
00:25:54,446 --> 00:25:57,748
Just that. I'm getting married.

608
00:25:57,783 --> 00:25:58,983
I know you think you're all head over heels

609
00:25:59,017 --> 00:26:00,451
in love with this guy at this point...

610
00:26:00,485 --> 00:26:03,421
Please don't be condescending right now.

611
00:26:03,455 --> 00:26:05,756
In exchange, I promise
not to be condescending

612
00:26:05,791 --> 00:26:09,326
about your latest in a long
line of chronic fuck-ups.

613
00:26:09,361 --> 00:26:11,095
Deal?

614
00:26:11,129 --> 00:26:15,232
My chronic fuck-ups aside,
this is not a good idea, Becca.

615
00:26:15,267 --> 00:26:17,635
- Why?
- 'Cause you're so young.

616
00:26:17,669 --> 00:26:21,305
I'm young, and you're old...

617
00:26:21,339 --> 00:26:22,907
Er.

618
00:26:22,941 --> 00:26:24,308
Thank you.

619
00:26:24,342 --> 00:26:26,544
What's your point?

620
00:26:26,578 --> 00:26:28,078
Looking back, can you honestly say

621
00:26:28,113 --> 00:26:30,548
that you're happy you never got married?

622
00:26:30,582 --> 00:26:31,682
Didn't it basically doom you

623
00:26:31,716 --> 00:26:33,117
to a lifetime of loneliness?

624
00:26:33,151 --> 00:26:34,819
It's not about being married

625
00:26:34,853 --> 00:26:36,487
or not being married, Becca.

626
00:26:36,521 --> 00:26:37,655
- What's it about then?
- [Sighs]

627
00:26:37,689 --> 00:26:39,990
I don't know.

628
00:26:40,025 --> 00:26:42,793
Honestly, I couldn't tell you right now.

629
00:26:42,828 --> 00:26:45,763
But what are the odds that
this particular clown...

630
00:26:45,797 --> 00:26:50,034
this particular young gentleman is the one?

631
00:26:50,068 --> 00:26:52,102
You're one to talk about odds.

632
00:26:52,137 --> 00:26:53,704
Didn't you get it right the first time?

633
00:26:53,738 --> 00:26:55,639
Isn't that what you're
always bragging about?

634
00:26:55,674 --> 00:26:57,041
What makes you so fucking special?

635
00:26:57,075 --> 00:26:58,175
Why couldn't it happen to me too?

636
00:26:58,210 --> 00:26:59,510
Okay, okay, so why the rush?

637
00:26:59,544 --> 00:27:02,947
Because he asked, and I answered.

638
00:27:02,981 --> 00:27:06,083
And it feels right to
me. I'm trusting my gut.

639
00:27:06,117 --> 00:27:09,119
I would think you of all
people could understand that.

640
00:27:11,423 --> 00:27:15,125
I cannot in good conscience
endorse this shit, Becca.

641
00:27:18,063 --> 00:27:19,530
You've got a lot of fucking nerve, dad,

642
00:27:19,564 --> 00:27:20,865
after all the shit you've asked me

643
00:27:20,899 --> 00:27:23,834
to endorse over the years?

644
00:27:23,869 --> 00:27:25,269
That's fair, fair enough.

645
00:27:25,303 --> 00:27:27,838
I come home with good news, great news,

646
00:27:27,873 --> 00:27:29,039
the biggest news in my life,

647
00:27:29,074 --> 00:27:30,508
and I can't even get it out

648
00:27:30,542 --> 00:27:31,742
before I'm confronted with the wreckage

649
00:27:31,776 --> 00:27:35,546
of your fucking past.

650
00:27:39,684 --> 00:27:42,453
I'm sorry.

651
00:27:44,489 --> 00:27:47,925
I don't...

652
00:27:47,959 --> 00:27:52,496
I don't know what else to say.

653
00:27:52,531 --> 00:27:56,133
Yeah, me too.

654
00:27:56,167 --> 00:27:57,234
We're doing it in New York.

655
00:27:57,269 --> 00:27:58,769
You can be a part of it or not.

656
00:27:58,803 --> 00:28:01,171
Totally up to you.

657
00:28:01,206 --> 00:28:03,741
But it's happening.

658
00:28:03,775 --> 00:28:04,875
And I'm not gonna let you make me

659
00:28:04,910 --> 00:28:07,878
fucking miserable about it.

660
00:28:14,286 --> 00:28:19,223
♪ I've heard the road to every truth ♪

661
00:28:19,257 --> 00:28:20,524
♪ it's just a cul-de-sac ♪

662
00:28:20,525 --> 00:28:26,525
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