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Good morning, Danny.

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Man, I-I really want to make
fun of that ridiculous outfit,

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but I'm just a little too groggy.

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Ahh! All right.

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Uh, why do you look like you're
in a completely female version

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of "The Hunger Games"?

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Namaste, boys.

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Shell, don't tell me you do yoga, too.

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Hell, yeah, I do.

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My favorite yoga pose
is downward-facing girl.

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Speaking of which, I
have issues with you, sir.

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You were mean to me in my dreams.

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I was about to get it on
with that hot yoga girl,

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and you stole her away from me.

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You can't get mad at me for
something I did in a dream.

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That's banana pants.

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No, I know how he feels.

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I mean, ever since Nicki moved away,

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I've been having these
dreams she's cheating on me

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with her high-school boyfriend.

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It really bums me out.

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Oh, yeah, but that for sure

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is almost definitely actually happening.

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Just apologize to him. He's your buddy.

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I'm not gonna apologize
for yoga girl, okay?

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I've had dream sex with millions of girls,

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including Charlize Theron,

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the local barista at my coffee shop,

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and also an alien

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that was kind of looking like a shark.

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The next time you fall asleep,

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I'm gonna visit you in your subconscious,

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and I'm gonna have my revenge.

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Uh-oh! You've done it.
Look at him, look at him.

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He's already getting
in your head right now.

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I assume it's like a big warehouse,

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just filled with hundreds
of faceless girls,

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posters of Fonzie.

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Hell, I bet, uh, yoga
girl's already in there.

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You tell that cheating bitch I said hi.

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All right, now. Here we go. Come on.

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Okay. We are going.

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This week, Burski dies.

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No, he doesn't.

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Okay, but we can hope, right?

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Synced and corrected by
Mastermonger. www.addic7ed.com

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Hey, Les.

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You do know that was
straight Tequila, don't you?

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Can I have a lime?

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Julius is meeting me here.
He's out parking his car.

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We are finally signing our divorce papers.

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So listen up.

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I'm super happy, I-I'm
not drinking as much,

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and I'm having sex all the time. Got it?

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Shouldn't we go with
things that are believable?

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Hey, Les.

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Hey, Julius.

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Danny.

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Got nothing to say to you.

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You're like a guy who
can pull off a ponytail.

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You don't exist.

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Well, well, well.

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You're less fat than I thought you'd be.

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I should let you know,
buddy, this is my bar.

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And like the sign says,

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management reserves the right
to refuse service to... farts.

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Who changed the damn sign?!

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Uh, remember how I said I
had nothing to say to you?

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Well, uh... I lied,

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'cause I totally have
something to say to you.

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Are you seriously trying

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to do the Val Kilmer
tooth chomp from "Top Gun"?

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I don't know, Maverick. You tell me.

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Well, Iceman...

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You want to back this cowboy up,

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you're gonna have to get
a lot closer than that.

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Maybe I'll get this close.

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Maybe I'll get...

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This close.

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Maybe I'll get this close.

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That's pretty close.

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But maybe...

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I'll get...

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rhis close.

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Um, am I the only one that
wants them to kiss now?

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Danny, those stupid yoga pants

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are really chafing the tip of my penis.

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Good thing no one will ever see it.

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Sorry.

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I-I just... after seeing
Julius today, I needed to vent.

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Oh, well, if you want to be
sad about love on any couch,

92
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this is the couch.

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This baby has caught a lot of my tears.

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Yeah, you know you're, like, proud
of all the wrong things, right?

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Julius really hurt me.

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And... and then today,
at the lawyer's office,

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it was such a drag, and
he kept making me laugh,

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and he's still so charming.

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How did you even meet this creep, Les?

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Uh, I actually knew him
first. I introduced them.

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- Yeah, thanks again.
- Yeah.

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God, he was my best
friend. I worshipped him.

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I probably felt the same way
about him as you do about me.

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Cautiously optimistic that he could change?

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You know what?

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He taught me how to close with a girl

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without even saying a word, like this.

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What are you doing? I'm a guy.

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Stop that.

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What is...

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That's stupid.

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You're stupid.

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You know, you guys were really tight.

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It must have been hard for
you to see him today, too.

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Nah. He's dead to me.

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Aw, thanks.

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You're an amazing brother. Mwah!

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See ya.

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- Bye.
- Wow.

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Danny, that was beautiful.

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No, no. Baby bird, don't... no, no.

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I mean, it warms my heart

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to see you care for your sister like that.

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It's just nice to see you

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coming to my side a little bit, you know?

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Really, don't do this, because, uh...

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Hey, you can come out now. She's gone.

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Baby bird, don't freak out.

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"Baby bird"?!

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That is perfect!

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He's so small and adorable.

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Yeah.

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I promise, man, if we ever get tight,

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I'm totally gonna let
you sit on my shoulder

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and just ride around.

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I can't believe that
you two, in this house,

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wearing the same shirt!

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So that whole thing at the bar...

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that was just an act?

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No, man. That was way
more than an act, man.

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That was like a... that was like
an award-winning performance.

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Oh, my God, no.

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Oh, God! Okay.

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I... oh, God. I really...
I didn't expect this, really.

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I, uh... oh, my gosh,

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that's so much heavier than
it looks like it is on TV.

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Um...

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Hey, I'm gonna go grab
something out of your room.

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Whatever. I'm still friends
with Julius. Who cares?

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How could you do this to Leslie?

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Uh, don't you mean how
could Leslie do this to me?

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You know the famous saying about divorce...

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it's the kids that suffer the most,

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but it's also the brother of the wife

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who was friends with the ex-husband

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that also suffers very, very much.

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Well, I'm just shocked to see you

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hanging out with someone
that's more handsome than you.

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Actually, we're both equally as handsome,

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and I know that because
I slept with the same girl

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that he slept with once, and
I asked her, and she said,

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"you know what? You're both
equally as handsome." So...

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Leslie's not gonna get hurt,
because she doesn't know, okay?

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And you can lie to a loved one

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as long as they're not gonna find out.

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And that's also another saying that I love.

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Where do you get your sayings?

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From a book of sayings
that I've been working on

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that are things that I've
said that pertain to my life.

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I get that Julius was
a lousy husband, okay?

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But he's always a great
friend and a great guy.

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You'd know that if you knew him.

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I don't want to get to know him,

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'cause to quote a great man,

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"it's not our abilities that
show us who we really are,

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it's the choices that we make."

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Yo! Who's quoting Dumbledore out here, huh?

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You a fan? We should
play Quidditch sometime.

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Right. I mean, I always think about that.

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That'd be crazy. We could do that.

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No! What am I doing?

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Listen, hey, I'm sorry, man,

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but, um, it's gonna be very hard for me

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not to see you as the guy
who screwed Leslie over, okay?

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♪ Just a small-town girl ♪

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♪ livin' in a lonely world ♪

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♪ She took the midnight
train going anywhere ♪

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Of all the songs, you had
to pick that one? I'm in.

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♪ Just a city boy ♪

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♪ born and raised in south Detroit ♪

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♪ He took the midnight
train going anywhere ♪

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♪ Don't stop believin' ♪

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So you're still friends with Leslie's ex?

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That doesn't feel right.

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You just bought yourself an ear flick.

196
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Look, even Justin likes Julius.

197
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That's so not true.

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Uh, you guys sang half of
"West Side Story" together.

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That was a beautiful 45-minute slipup.

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All right?

201
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And now Leslie's on her way,
and what are we supposed to say?

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You're supposed to cover for
me and lie like a bro, okay?

203
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Brett, you know how to lie, right?

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I convinced 12 women

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that I enjoyed having
intercourse with them.

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I think I can handle this.

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Bursk?

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Well, people don't usually
listen to what I say anyway,

209
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so I figure if I'm gonna be...

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Shelly, how about you?

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What if someone gets in your
face and demands the truth, huh?

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I just plead marijuana-related ignorance.

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Good move.

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Oh, make nice all you want, Danny,

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but when you fall asleep tonight,

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I'm coming for your ass.

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That leaves us with you.

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You're the one I'm concerned about.

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You don't have to be
concerned or worried about me.

220
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I'm a great liar.

221
00:10:01,323 --> 00:10:03,154
That's a lie. I just lied right now.

222
00:10:03,154 --> 00:10:04,887
I'm not good at lying, okay?

223
00:10:04,887 --> 00:10:07,030
Honestly, I can't do
it. I get very nervous.

224
00:10:07,030 --> 00:10:09,639
I move my hands a lot. My
arms just go around and...

225
00:10:09,639 --> 00:10:10,992
Well, look, it's not gonna come up.

226
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But if it does, you're
gonna do whatever you did

227
00:10:13,293 --> 00:10:15,134
on all those lonely nights
in high school, okay?

228
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You're gonna take your medium-sized hands

229
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and stick them in your pockets
and grab hold of something.

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Hey, guys.

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- Hey!
- Hey!

232
00:10:25,241 --> 00:10:28,126
Hey! There she is.

233
00:10:28,476 --> 00:10:29,754
Look at her.

234
00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:32,592
Good to see her. That's a great purse.

235
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Hey, hey.

236
00:10:36,287 --> 00:10:38,368
Why is everyone acting weird?

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Weird?

238
00:10:39,701 --> 00:10:41,207
Who's weird?

239
00:10:41,901 --> 00:10:43,653
Elevator. Bing!

240
00:10:51,526 --> 00:10:53,926
You know what? I-I-I think
that they're not acting weird.

241
00:10:53,926 --> 00:10:56,106
- They're just weird guys, right?
- Right.

242
00:10:56,106 --> 00:10:57,327
Anyway, I, uh...

243
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I can't get that song
"Maria" out of my head.

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Today at the lawyer's office,

245
00:11:00,039 --> 00:11:02,365
Julius wouldn't stop
singing "West Side Story."

246
00:11:04,462 --> 00:11:06,254
Well, the man can carry a tune, you know?

247
00:11:07,683 --> 00:11:08,626
When did you hear him sing?

248
00:11:09,363 --> 00:11:10,267
What?

249
00:11:11,763 --> 00:11:13,389
I-I never... I didn't...
I never heard him...

250
00:11:13,389 --> 00:11:14,931
I never heard him sing. No, I...

251
00:11:14,931 --> 00:11:17,749
well, it's just when you two
walked in here the other day,

252
00:11:17,749 --> 00:11:19,701
uh, you know, together,

253
00:11:19,701 --> 00:11:21,812
I noticed his Adam's apple was really high.

254
00:11:21,812 --> 00:11:22,842
You know, it's kind of up there.

255
00:11:22,842 --> 00:11:24,932
And I've noticed people with
high Adam's apples, they...

256
00:11:24,932 --> 00:11:25,997
you know, they have really good voices

257
00:11:25,997 --> 00:11:27,322
that can kind of just fill a room.

258
00:11:27,322 --> 00:11:28,500
You know, it just really fills a room,

259
00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:30,349
and it can grab people
and kind of pull them...

260
00:11:30,349 --> 00:11:32,057
Hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey.

261
00:11:34,239 --> 00:11:35,600
Pockets.

262
00:11:39,018 --> 00:11:41,057
Did you guys see Julius?

263
00:11:43,183 --> 00:11:44,104
Shelly?

264
00:11:47,064 --> 00:11:49,407
I had four pot brownies for breakfast.

265
00:11:53,141 --> 00:11:54,091
You know what? I remember what it was.

266
00:11:54,091 --> 00:11:56,570
Uh... I was making fun of Justin's singing.

267
00:11:56,570 --> 00:11:57,345
Remember, Justin?

268
00:11:57,345 --> 00:11:59,610
Y-y-yeah. No, I-I-I remember that.

269
00:11:59,610 --> 00:12:01,768
That... that... that definitely
happened, uh, you know?

270
00:12:01,768 --> 00:12:03,023
I was just singing away, like I...

271
00:12:04,610 --> 00:12:05,309
Right, right.

272
00:12:05,309 --> 00:12:08,732
And then I was telling him
how much your ex-husband

273
00:12:08,732 --> 00:12:09,724
liked to do the same thing,

274
00:12:09,724 --> 00:12:10,868
and now you're doing it, also, so...

275
00:12:10,868 --> 00:12:12,458
Oh.

276
00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:14,442
Sorry for accusing you guys.

277
00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:17,015
You always have my back.

278
00:12:17,633 --> 00:12:20,322
Julius was at our house, okay?

279
00:12:22,379 --> 00:12:24,368
And I sang with him, and it was beautiful.

280
00:12:24,368 --> 00:12:25,482
If you were there, you would have loved it.

281
00:12:25,482 --> 00:12:26,770
And Danny's still friends with him.

282
00:12:29,906 --> 00:12:31,649
Are you serious?

283
00:12:33,030 --> 00:12:34,756
Come on, les.

284
00:12:34,756 --> 00:12:36,611
Unbelievable, man.

285
00:12:36,611 --> 00:12:38,825
Why couldn't you lie for me? They all did.

286
00:12:38,825 --> 00:12:40,487
That's true.

287
00:12:40,487 --> 00:12:43,004
I had five pot brownies for breakfast.

288
00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:51,457
Leslie? You here?

289
00:12:51,457 --> 00:12:53,333
Danny wants to apologize.

290
00:12:53,333 --> 00:12:54,972
No, man, I don't want to apologize.

291
00:12:54,972 --> 00:12:55,785
I have to,

292
00:12:55,785 --> 00:12:59,236
all because Johnny Choirboy
decided to grow a conscience.

293
00:12:59,871 --> 00:13:01,583
I heard that, you ass!

294
00:13:03,495 --> 00:13:04,633
Just let me get dressed.

295
00:13:04,633 --> 00:13:07,059
Dude, why couldn't you
just lie for me, man?

296
00:13:07,059 --> 00:13:08,484
I lie for you all the time.

297
00:13:08,484 --> 00:13:10,711
Friends aren't supposed
to lie for each other.

298
00:13:10,711 --> 00:13:12,990
They're supposed to help each
other become better people.

299
00:13:12,990 --> 00:13:14,619
I'm gonna ask you a serious question,

300
00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:16,503
and I want you to be 100% honest.

301
00:13:17,407 --> 00:13:18,375
Are you a Care Bear?

302
00:13:26,156 --> 00:13:28,060
Danny, I'm gonna tell you something,

303
00:13:28,060 --> 00:13:29,689
and it's gonna be a little harsh,

304
00:13:29,689 --> 00:13:31,788
but I want you to know it
comes from a place of love.

305
00:13:31,788 --> 00:13:33,435
Okay, shoot, baby bird.

306
00:13:33,435 --> 00:13:34,756
You're going to die alone.

307
00:13:39,376 --> 00:13:40,724
Whoa, what happened to your hair?

308
00:13:40,724 --> 00:13:43,160
Yeah, what, did you open a plane door?

309
00:13:44,997 --> 00:13:46,990
Oh, great, man. I've seen this before.

310
00:13:46,990 --> 00:13:48,372
She's so mad she can't even even talk.

311
00:13:48,372 --> 00:13:49,720
You just got to wait it out,

312
00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:51,109
and pretty soon, she'll explode

313
00:13:51,109 --> 00:13:53,103
and take everything down
in her path, including you.

314
00:13:53,103 --> 00:13:56,539
You know what, Danny? I
take back what I said before.

315
00:13:56,539 --> 00:13:58,051
You're a horrible brother.

316
00:13:58,051 --> 00:13:59,304
I totally agree with you, Les.

317
00:13:59,304 --> 00:14:01,175
Nobody's talking to you, cabbage patch.

318
00:14:03,758 --> 00:14:05,438
You know what? I am your sister!

319
00:14:05,438 --> 00:14:08,293
Does that not mean anything to you?!

320
00:14:08,293 --> 00:14:12,633
No, because you're insensitive
and selfish and a jerk,

321
00:14:12,633 --> 00:14:15,949
and you're also... What?

322
00:14:15,949 --> 00:14:18,264
Yes! You're gonna die alone!

323
00:14:20,407 --> 00:14:21,253
And y-you know what?

324
00:14:21,253 --> 00:14:22,774
Get out of here. Just g-go!

325
00:14:22,774 --> 00:14:23,786
- Get out, get out!
- Why, why?

326
00:14:23,786 --> 00:14:24,926
Why are you hustling us out?

327
00:14:24,926 --> 00:14:26,134
- Go!
- I'm trying to apologize to you.

328
00:14:26,134 --> 00:14:26,724
Get out of here!

329
00:14:26,724 --> 00:14:28,424
Leslie, what's going on?
Who are you talking to?

330
00:14:35,063 --> 00:14:37,128
What is wrong with this family?

331
00:14:49,762 --> 00:14:50,746
Did you just see that?

332
00:14:50,746 --> 00:14:51,489
See what?

333
00:14:58,657 --> 00:15:00,794
Is someone there? Hello?

334
00:15:00,794 --> 00:15:01,919
Dream ninja!

335
00:15:01,919 --> 00:15:06,088
- Aah!
- Aah.

336
00:15:06,088 --> 00:15:08,419
Now your turn, bright eyes.

337
00:15:08,419 --> 00:15:09,882
Eat steel, bitch!

338
00:15:11,312 --> 00:15:12,427
Shelly!

339
00:15:18,571 --> 00:15:20,067
Hello again.

340
00:15:21,763 --> 00:15:23,640
Just say it, bro. It's the only way.

341
00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:25,553
Listen, man, Shelly, I'm so sorry

342
00:15:25,553 --> 00:15:26,557
for what I did to you in your dream.

343
00:15:28,941 --> 00:15:32,405
And like that... poof!... You're free.

344
00:15:37,050 --> 00:15:38,757
So, Shelly visited my dreams.

345
00:15:38,757 --> 00:15:41,410
Oh, my g... well, sit down
and tell me all about it.

346
00:15:41,410 --> 00:15:43,003
Come on. Sit that ass down.

347
00:15:43,003 --> 00:15:44,479
You know what I just
realized? I don't care.

348
00:15:45,874 --> 00:15:47,174
Eh, whatever. It doesn't matter.

349
00:15:47,174 --> 00:15:48,366
Julius is coming by anyway,

350
00:15:48,366 --> 00:15:50,087
and he loves when I tell him my dreams.

351
00:15:50,087 --> 00:15:52,553
You're not still hanging
out with him, are you?

352
00:15:52,553 --> 00:15:54,128
Yeah. Leslie had sex with him again,

353
00:15:54,128 --> 00:15:55,306
so obviously I can do whatever I want.

354
00:15:56,693 --> 00:15:58,420
Look, I don't think you get it.

355
00:15:58,420 --> 00:15:59,690
All right.

356
00:15:59,690 --> 00:16:01,810
You want to know why
Shelly got into your dream?

357
00:16:01,810 --> 00:16:03,690
Because he's a magical creature

358
00:16:03,690 --> 00:16:05,573
that we all made up in our imagination?

359
00:16:06,854 --> 00:16:07,545
Maybe.

360
00:16:08,559 --> 00:16:10,599
Or maybe it's because deep down,

361
00:16:10,599 --> 00:16:11,920
you actually have a conscience.

362
00:16:13,724 --> 00:16:15,139
Yeah, I know. It's hard
for me to believe, too.

363
00:16:17,196 --> 00:16:19,788
Look, I want you to think about
Leslie for a minute here, okay?

364
00:16:19,788 --> 00:16:20,842
Think about this.

365
00:16:20,842 --> 00:16:22,649
You know how much Julius hurt her.

366
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,896
You know how twisted up she was

367
00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:26,147
about having to sign those divorce papers.

368
00:16:26,147 --> 00:16:28,541
You don't think falling back
into bed with him just once

369
00:16:28,541 --> 00:16:29,784
wouldn't totally mess her up?

370
00:16:29,784 --> 00:16:31,511
Look, you don't know my sister at all.

371
00:16:31,511 --> 00:16:33,897
She's the toughest human
being I've ever met, man.

372
00:16:33,897 --> 00:16:35,643
Yeah, so she slept with
her ex. It doesn't matter.

373
00:16:35,643 --> 00:16:37,364
She's probably brushing it off right now.

374
00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:39,298
Really? Okay.

375
00:16:40,893 --> 00:16:43,341
Does that look like someone
who's just brushing it off?

376
00:16:44,055 --> 00:16:46,054
Cheers.

377
00:16:51,141 --> 00:16:53,361
I cannot believe I slept with Julius.

378
00:16:53,361 --> 00:16:54,513
I'm such an idiot.

379
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:56,339
It's okay.

380
00:16:56,339 --> 00:16:57,535
I'd have done the same thing.

381
00:16:59,578 --> 00:17:01,154
Now, you see how they're
all taking care of her?

382
00:17:01,953 --> 00:17:03,929
Granted, Burski's just
looking for an excuse

383
00:17:03,929 --> 00:17:04,836
to play with her bra.

384
00:17:08,567 --> 00:17:09,727
Still, I got to say it.

385
00:17:09,727 --> 00:17:12,183
Daniel, I'm disappointed in you.

386
00:17:12,183 --> 00:17:15,304
All right, look, I know you like acting

387
00:17:15,304 --> 00:17:16,806
like you're a disappointed dad, okay?

388
00:17:16,806 --> 00:17:18,229
But don't do "disappointed dad" to me...

389
00:17:18,229 --> 00:17:20,048
Even though you are dressed like it.

390
00:17:22,310 --> 00:17:25,566
I just expected a lot more from you, son.

391
00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:36,707
Hey, uh, there's something
I need to say to you.

392
00:17:38,064 --> 00:17:38,978
You know how you're always trying

393
00:17:38,978 --> 00:17:39,906
to make me a better person?

394
00:17:40,704 --> 00:17:41,591
Yeah.

395
00:17:41,591 --> 00:17:44,135
I seriously hate you so much for that.

396
00:17:50,163 --> 00:17:51,247
Hey, Les.

397
00:17:51,247 --> 00:17:54,431
I bought and ate an entire cake.

398
00:17:58,632 --> 00:18:00,405
I'm gonna keep moving.

399
00:18:01,335 --> 00:18:02,889
Hey, Danny, you ready to go?

400
00:18:02,889 --> 00:18:04,616
Look, I'm pissed at you, man,

401
00:18:04,616 --> 00:18:06,510
and I want to... I wanted to talk to you

402
00:18:06,510 --> 00:18:07,286
in front of my sister.

403
00:18:07,980 --> 00:18:09,888
What, so you lied to get me down here?

404
00:18:09,888 --> 00:18:11,273
Did you know about this, Justin?

405
00:18:11,273 --> 00:18:14,948
Me, know about this today,
all this stuff together?

406
00:18:14,948 --> 00:18:16,226
No! What? Are you nuts?

407
00:18:16,226 --> 00:18:17,070
Yeah, I knew.

408
00:18:19,281 --> 00:18:20,933
Look, you can't just sleep with my sister

409
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:21,715
and mess with her head.

410
00:18:22,311 --> 00:18:24,546
You're mad at me for sleeping with Leslie?

411
00:18:24,546 --> 00:18:26,916
Buddy, it... it takes two
people to make that decision.

412
00:18:26,916 --> 00:18:27,905
Oh, come on, man.

413
00:18:27,905 --> 00:18:29,316
I know that it was you
putting on the moves.

414
00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:30,665
She hasn't slept with a single human being

415
00:18:30,665 --> 00:18:31,698
since you guys split up.

416
00:18:31,698 --> 00:18:32,637
Pbht!

417
00:18:32,637 --> 00:18:34,447
I don't know why that's relevant.

418
00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:40,476
Look, you had the best wife
in the world, and you blew it.

419
00:18:42,930 --> 00:18:44,260
I am sorry, Les.

420
00:18:44,260 --> 00:18:47,657
Well, what about, um...
what about you and me?

421
00:18:47,657 --> 00:18:48,911
Can... can we still hang out?

422
00:18:51,573 --> 00:18:54,254
It's okay, Danny. You
can do whatever you want.

423
00:18:54,254 --> 00:18:56,422
She doesn't mean it. It's a trap.

424
00:19:01,378 --> 00:19:05,161
Look, buddy, uh, I'm sorry,
but it's just... it's over.

425
00:19:08,166 --> 00:19:09,912
Are you breaking up with me?

426
00:19:11,465 --> 00:19:13,086
Well, I mean, we can still be friends.

427
00:19:13,086 --> 00:19:15,043
- No, you can't!
- Right, I know. Yeah, sorry.

428
00:19:16,528 --> 00:19:18,840
Danny, what about Iceman?

429
00:19:23,711 --> 00:19:25,128
It's not you. It's me.

430
00:19:28,115 --> 00:19:29,411
I can change.

431
00:19:34,511 --> 00:19:37,056
Look, you don't have to do this.

432
00:19:38,104 --> 00:19:39,600
I just did.

433
00:19:43,761 --> 00:19:44,849
Is he gone?

434
00:19:46,487 --> 00:19:47,256
He's not.

435
00:19:50,414 --> 00:19:53,655
I know I already said
this, and I took it back.

436
00:19:54,437 --> 00:19:57,711
I'm gonna say it again,
and I mean it this time.

437
00:19:57,711 --> 00:20:02,255
You are the best little
brother in the whole world.

438
00:20:04,599 --> 00:20:06,722
I'm so glad mom didn't let
me put you in the microwave.

439
00:20:09,593 --> 00:20:11,747
Well, we're probably gonna
have to talk about that later.

440
00:20:11,747 --> 00:20:13,040
But, look, I always got your back.

441
00:20:15,122 --> 00:20:18,826
Hey, um, I know that, um,
it's only been like a minute,

442
00:20:18,826 --> 00:20:20,786
but do you think that
Julius thinks about me?

443
00:20:23,957 --> 00:20:24,559
Hey, man...

444
00:20:26,815 --> 00:20:29,990
Uh, y-you're not involved
in this hug, okay?

445
00:20:31,535 --> 00:20:33,063
Did you hear that, guys?

446
00:20:33,063 --> 00:20:34,760
Danny wants a group hug.

447
00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:35,451
Get out.

448
00:20:35,451 --> 00:20:37,258
No. Stop it.

449
00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:46,512
I can't believe we're doing this again,

450
00:20:46,512 --> 00:20:48,781
but I just can't stop myself.

451
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:50,990
Just follow your body's lead.

452
00:20:52,179 --> 00:20:56,665
I don't know who or
what brought us together,

453
00:20:56,665 --> 00:20:59,951
but if they were here, I would thank them.

454
00:21:00,610 --> 00:21:02,785
Oh, you're welcome.

455
00:21:02,785 --> 00:21:05,232
Now you two kids just make out.

456
00:21:15,237 --> 00:21:16,810
Thanks, bro.

457
00:21:20,092 --> 00:21:22,436
Just promise me you'll
use this power for good.

458
00:21:24,243 --> 00:21:25,852
No

459
00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:29,813
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