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Jane: See that aspiring model there?
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That's me, Deb,
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until the day I died.
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I thought I'd go straight to heaven,
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but there was a bit of a mix-up,
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and I woke up in someone else's body.
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(Screams)
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So now, I'm Jane,
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a super-busy lawyer with
my very own assistant.
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I got a new life, a new wardrobe,
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and the only people who really
know what's going on with me
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are my girlfriend, Stacy,
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and my guardian angel, Paul.
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I used to think everything
happened for a reason.
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Whoo! (Laughs)
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Well, I sure hope I was right.
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♪ La, la-la, la-la-la-la ♪
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Jane: Previously on "Drop Dead Diva"...
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- I need 12 French tubes and...
- Grayson.
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Charging the 360.
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All clear. Shock.
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- Woman: Asystole.
- Man: Check for pulse.
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Calling it.
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Woman: Time of death 5:17 P.M.
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(Sobs)
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If you're ready, I am happy
to show you to your afterlife.
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Oh, no. I'm not going to the afterlife.
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I'm not done with this life.
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I found this in storage.
It was the last one.
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It's still got the button.
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Jane, it's me. It's Grayson.
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This isn't funny and I'm hanging up.
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I hit "Return", and I'm back.
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When I feel down...
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have to remind myself I'm getting
a second chance with this woman.
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Only woman I've ever loved.
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I need to tell you that Ian's using you.
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I know you can't see clearly now
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because you're grieving for Grayson,
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but trust us he's not good for you.
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And he's not good for the firm, either.
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Owen, Kim...
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I quit.
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(Knocking on door)
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(Gasps) Oh, my God!
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(Chuckling) What a surprise!
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I just heard about Grayson. I am so sorry.
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Oh, yes. Um, that... was awful.
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- (Door closes)
- I would have come sooner,
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but on my musical tour of prisons,
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I dropped my phone in
the toilet at Leavenworth,
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and you don't reach in
there for any reason.
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So I couldn't check my
email. I am the worst friend.
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No, really, it's okay.
I'm so happy to see you.
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Jane, what's going on?
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Oh. Um...
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- Oh, my God.
- Yes.
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There have been some changes
since you've been gone.
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- Oh, my God!
- I know. I know.
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It seems strange to see
another man in my bed
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so soon after Grayson's passing.
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But let me just introduce you.
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- This is...
- Ian Michael Holt.
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I never thought I'd see you again.
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(Grunts)
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Oh.
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(Door closes)
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(Chuckling)
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- Paul.
- Aah!
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I swear, I wasn't watching a video
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of Justin Bieber puking during a concert.
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Okay. We need to talk about Jane.
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As you know, she quit the firm.
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Any clients come looking for her,
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you send them straight
to me, do you understand?
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Jane's clients straight to you. Got it.
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(Laughs)
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- Excuse me.
- (Gasps)
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I swear, I wasn't watching a video
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of Amanda Bynes being
kicked out of a spin class.
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Okay. Um, can you help us?
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We're looking for Jane Bingum.
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Oh. Are you clients?
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Uh, yeah, that's right.
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Jane's no longer at the
firm, but this is her address.
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I'll let her know you're on the way.
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Thank you.
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(Keyboard clacking)
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(Laughing)
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Am I interrupting?
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No, of course not.
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Before you say anything, um, I know.
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I'm a horrible person.
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I really enjoyed our three dates,
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and I'm sorry I didn't
return your last call.
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But between work and Noah getting pinkeye,
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I just... I realized that I'm
not ready for anything serious.
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But it's still no excuse
not to call you back.
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- I'm sorry.
- Apology accepted.
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But that's not why I'm here.
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I need your legal help.
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Great.
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I am way better at law than I am at dating.
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(Chuckles) Please, have a seat.
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So, what's up?
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Well, you know I work for a temp agency.
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Yes, you are a professional assistant.
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I was just fired.
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- Why?
- I tweeted about joining an organization
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called "The Bigfooters."
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As in "Bigfoot"?
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Yes, and last weekend,
we hiked the Sierra Madre.
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We made Sasquatch calls, wood knocks,
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and used thermal imagers at night
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to try and spot a 'Squatch. It was a blast.
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You don't actually
believe in Bigfoot, do you?
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Bigfoot may or may not be real,
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but I choose to live in a world
where anything is possible.
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Okay, uh... Well, as an at will employee,
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the temp agency can fire
you for just about anything.
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But I'm not at will. I have a contract.
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Great.
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Well, then, I will contact the agency
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and set up a meeting to see
about getting your job back.
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While it's true I left the firm,
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I am perfectly capable
of handling your case,
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as long as you don't
mind me working from home.
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Our case is pro bono.
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We're not in a position to be demanding.
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Well, then, great. So, let's get started.
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I'm sorry.
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Didn't realize we had company.
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Oh, yes. These are my new clients.
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And this is...
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I'm Jane's, uh... paralegal.
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Yes. (Laughing) He is my paralegal.
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Uh, Ian, would you like to join us?
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Of course. It's what I do.
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So, to bring my paralegal up to speed,
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uh, Deena and Adam, who just got engaged
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congratulations, by the way
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work for the Sea Defenders,
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a non-profit organization
similar to Greenpeace,
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and Deena recently captained a small ship
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that stopped a Japanese whaling vessel
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from slaughtering an
entire pod of pilot whales.
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- That's awesome.
- Thank you.
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The Okata Corporation,
who owns the whaling fleet,
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is now suing the Sea Defenders
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because Deena used a prop
fouler to cripple their ship.
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They've demanded $10 million in
damages from our organization.
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I assume they're hoping
a lawsuit will deter
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other activists from going after them.
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Yeah, we've already seen two lawyers
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who said that since the Sea Defenders
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violated the law, they can't help us.
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Well, I'm not like other lawyers.
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We'll take your case.
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Owen, we need to talk.
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I know that look. What's wrong?
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Well, we're getting married in three days,
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and I have done everything to
make the day absolutely perfect,
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but the unimaginable has happened.
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My maid of honor and my fiance
are hating on each other.
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I don't hate Jane at all.
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I'm just... I'm worried about her.
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You pushed her out of the firm.
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Jane quit when Kim and I
expressed concern about Ian.
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Sweetheart, Grayson's body was still warm,
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and she shacked up with an ex-con.
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An ex-con who turned out to be innocent.
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- (Scoffs)
- Look, I know it's strange,
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but I respect Jane's decisions,
and I wish you could, too.
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I'm sorry, but...
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For me, would you just
consider letting it go?
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- Stacy...
- I'm just asking you to think about it, okay?
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Jane: Hey, Teri. It's me again.
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Um, I'd really like to talk to you.
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Can you please call me back?
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Thanks.
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- (Cellphone beeps)
- How many messages have you left?
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At least three.
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Why in the world would she slap you?
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As Ian, I must have done
something really awful to her.
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Well, I'm gonna get to the bottom of this.
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In the meantime, thank you
for sitting in as my paralegal.
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Well, I figured I'd make myself useful.
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Besides, saving the whales
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is literally the reason
why I became a lawyer.
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I know.
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- (Cellphone rings)
- Oh.
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- Hello?
- Is it Teri?
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Really?
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That's what he said?
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Okay. Great. Yeah.
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Tell him I am on my way.
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- (Cellphone beeps)
- That was Paul.
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He said that Owen wants to
see me as soon as possible.
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What do you think he wants?
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Oh, I know exactly what he wants.
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He wants to apologize for making
me choose between you and the firm.
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Then he's going to beg me to come back.
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(Laughs)
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Hello, Owen.
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Jane.
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I hear the Sea Defenders
have retained you as Counsel.
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That's right. I'm not
sure why that's relevant.
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I no longer work for the firm,
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so I can represent anyone I want.
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And you can date anyone you want.
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It's no longer any of my business.
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Well, it was none of your
business in the first place.
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Open your eyes. That man is using you.
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- You are hurt, you are lonely...
- (Sighs)
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- and he is taking advantage of your grief.
- Whoa.
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You're about 10 feet over the line.
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And just for the record,
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your apology is getting
off to a very bad start.
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My apology?
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That is why you called me here, isn't it?
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No.
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The Okata Corporation found out that you're
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representing the Sea Defenders.
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They just retained me to
represent them against you.
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- What?
- As your former managing partner,
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they figured that I knew you better
than anyone else professionally speaking.
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I asked you here as a courtesy
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to let you know that I
will see you in court.
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(Scoffs)
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Mr. Nasami, you're the
captain of the Akiko Maru,
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a Japanese whaling vessel, correct?
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Yes.
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Can you tell me what's
happening in this photo?
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The Sea Defenders have
just attacked my vessel.
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They trailed a line around the propellers.
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What kind of damage did that cause?
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The boat was disabled.
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We had to be towed to shore.
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Thank you. Your witness.
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Mr. Nasami,
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isn't it true that your vessel is
no more than a mobile slaughterhouse,
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brutally killing one of the world's
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most beautiful and intelligent creatures?
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Objection.
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My client is compliant
with international law,
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allowing his vessel to
capture and sell the meat
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of 1,000 pilot whales per year.
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Sustained.
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Isn't it true that whales
are emotional creatures
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with a social cohesion
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unmatched in other
mammals, including humans?
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- Objection.
- Sustained again.
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Ms. Bingum, in my courtroom,
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you won't prevail on emotion.
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Your honor, the law that
Mr. French referenced
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only permits the capture and sale
of whales for research purposes.
258
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And everyone knows that
Okata sells their whales
259
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for meat and bones, not research.
260
00:10:41,207 --> 00:10:42,706
My client isn't on trial here.
261
00:10:42,708 --> 00:10:44,375
If the defendants would
like to lodge a complaint,
262
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they are welcome to take it up
with the Japanese government.
263
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I agree. We'll take a
recess, and when we return,
264
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if Ms. Bingum doesn't have a legal defense,
265
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I will issue a directed verdict.
266
00:10:54,286 --> 00:10:55,886
(Gavel bangs)
267
00:10:55,888 --> 00:10:58,522
(Indistinct conversations)
268
00:11:01,593 --> 00:11:05,029
Can I get an iced latte?
And make it a double.
269
00:11:05,163 --> 00:11:05,562
Thanks.
270
00:11:05,564 --> 00:11:07,998
Well, you should be ashamed of yourself.
271
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:11,301
- (Sighs)
- How can you represent a client like Okata?
272
00:11:11,303 --> 00:11:13,937
The Sea Defenders broke the law.
273
00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:15,472
Wow.
274
00:11:15,474 --> 00:11:18,142
It's... it's like I don't even know you.
275
00:11:18,376 --> 00:11:20,511
Right now, I could say
the same thing about you.
276
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,880
Look, Jane. I don't support whaling.
277
00:11:22,882 --> 00:11:23,747
It's cruel and inhumane.
278
00:11:23,749 --> 00:11:25,949
But I do believe in the judicial process.
279
00:11:25,951 --> 00:11:27,017
Everything okay here?
280
00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:29,453
Yes, Ian, everything is just peachy.
281
00:11:29,455 --> 00:11:31,989
Um, how about I meet you in the car?
282
00:11:31,991 --> 00:11:33,457
Okay.
283
00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:37,494
What was he doing in the courtroom?
284
00:11:37,496 --> 00:11:42,399
Um, after years of prepping
appeals in the prison library,
285
00:11:42,401 --> 00:11:45,569
Ian has developed a very shrewd legal mind,
286
00:11:45,571 --> 00:11:48,272
and I am happy to get
the help wherever I can.
287
00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:49,940
(Scoffs) You got to be kidding.
288
00:11:49,942 --> 00:11:51,642
Stop judging Ian.
289
00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:54,978
I'm not judging Ian. I'm judging you.
290
00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:57,414
Jane, I think you need help mental help.
291
00:11:57,416 --> 00:11:58,882
If you need to talk to someone,
292
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I can recommend a grief therapist.
293
00:12:00,086 --> 00:12:02,486
If you want to come back to
the firm and go on paid leave,
294
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I will support you 100%.
295
00:12:03,622 --> 00:12:06,356
But I will not pretend that
I think you're doing okay
296
00:12:06,358 --> 00:12:08,559
when obviously you're not...
297
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:09,560
despite Stacy's wishes.
298
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:10,561
- Wait. "Stacy's wishes"?
- (Sighs)
299
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:13,330
She wants me to pretend that
I think everything is okay.
300
00:12:13,332 --> 00:12:14,932
But as your friend, I can't do that.
301
00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:19,369
Jane, imagine if Grayson could see you now.
302
00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:22,940
(Chuckles)
303
00:12:22,942 --> 00:12:26,110
Owen, I know how hard it
must be for you to understand
304
00:12:26,112 --> 00:12:29,680
that I could find someone so
soon after Grayson's death,
305
00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:31,915
and I really appreciate your concern,
306
00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:35,853
but this doesn't have to make sense to you.
307
00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:37,921
This is my life,
308
00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:41,024
and I'm gonna live it the way I want.
309
00:12:47,699 --> 00:12:50,601
My client has a contract.
He can't just be dismissed.
310
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:53,237
It's my client's position
that Mr. Burton violated
311
00:12:53,239 --> 00:12:55,773
the professionalism clause of his contract,
312
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,541
which is why he was terminated.
313
00:12:57,543 --> 00:12:58,709
I tweeted about Bigfoot.
314
00:12:58,711 --> 00:13:00,811
How does that make me unprofessional?
315
00:13:00,813 --> 00:13:01,578
It's not just your tweet.
316
00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:04,248
You discussed your interest in
Bigfoot during multiple assignments.
317
00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:10,087
We cannot recommend someone
who would be seen as a... kook.
318
00:13:10,089 --> 00:13:11,989
Oh, that's just insulting.
319
00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:14,792
Per the employment contract
of Redtail Temporary Services,
320
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:18,495
"Employees will maintain the
highest levels of professionalism.
321
00:13:18,497 --> 00:13:24,001
"Any failure to do so will subject
them to immediate termination."
322
00:13:24,736 --> 00:13:27,504
Look, if Dave promises
not to discuss Bigfoot
323
00:13:27,506 --> 00:13:30,174
in the future, would you
give him another shot?
324
00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:33,277
I'm sorry, but the owner was very clear.
325
00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:38,115
Okay, well, then you can tell the
owner that we'll see him in court.
326
00:13:42,554 --> 00:13:45,522
Thank you for finally returning my call.
327
00:13:45,524 --> 00:13:46,957
What's going on?
328
00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:48,192
Ian's not here, is he?
329
00:13:48,194 --> 00:13:49,393
No. It's just me.
330
00:13:49,395 --> 00:13:51,728
'Cause if I'd known you were together,
331
00:13:51,730 --> 00:13:52,529
I would not have come back.
332
00:13:52,531 --> 00:13:54,298
Are you really shacking up with him?
333
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:55,766
Okay, listen.
334
00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:57,434
I know this sounds really crazy, but...
335
00:13:57,436 --> 00:14:00,404
I'm not trying to judge
you. I'm not like that.
336
00:14:00,406 --> 00:14:02,139
I don't care if your
turn-ons are chocolate
337
00:14:02,141 --> 00:14:05,742
or vanilla or rocky road,
but I do not like that man.
338
00:14:05,744 --> 00:14:07,945
- Why?
- I don't want to discuss it.
339
00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:08,679
Teri, come on.
340
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:12,416
I've never said no to you, but I am now.
341
00:14:12,418 --> 00:14:14,184
And if you ask me again, I'm gonna leave,
342
00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:17,554
and I'm taking that cranberry scone
with me, because it looks delicious.
343
00:14:17,556 --> 00:14:21,458
Fine. I won't ask you about Ian.
344
00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:23,160
Thank you.
345
00:14:31,035 --> 00:14:32,236
Hey, I'm so glad you're home.
346
00:14:32,238 --> 00:14:34,037
- (Door closes)
- I need your help with my seating chart.
347
00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:36,840
Oh, well, keep your Cousin
Bob at the old people's table.
348
00:14:36,842 --> 00:14:41,745
Seriously, he drinks too much, and then
he gets handsy with anyone under 70.
349
00:14:41,747 --> 00:14:43,413
Oh, I invited Teri
350
00:14:43,415 --> 00:14:44,815
you know, 'cause your
Cousin Dora can't make it,
351
00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:48,819
so I thought Teri could replace
her at the slutty singles table.
352
00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:49,319
(Chuckles)
353
00:14:49,321 --> 00:14:51,722
Well, actually, I was
concerned with table number one.
354
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:52,623
- That's your table.
- I know.
355
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:56,226
And I always imagined my
groom on one side of me
356
00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:58,729
and you on the other.
357
00:14:58,830 --> 00:15:04,101
And that puts me and Ian
at the same table as Owen.
358
00:15:04,103 --> 00:15:05,269
And although you and I know the truth,
359
00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:08,005
- Owen doesn't trust Ian, and...
- I know.
360
00:15:08,007 --> 00:15:10,440
He thinks I need mental help.
361
00:15:10,808 --> 00:15:12,376
(Sighs) Okay.
362
00:15:12,378 --> 00:15:13,210
You know what, Stace?
363
00:15:13,212 --> 00:15:15,112
Ian and I will just sit
at a different table.
364
00:15:15,114 --> 00:15:16,980
But I don't want you at another table.
365
00:15:16,982 --> 00:15:20,684
But I don't want conflict at the wedding.
366
00:15:20,752 --> 00:15:23,253
Owen and I can't even be
in the same room right now
367
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:25,022
without attacking each other.
368
00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:26,623
What am I going to do?
369
00:15:26,625 --> 00:15:32,562
This is your day and
Owen's, and I love you...
370
00:15:33,831 --> 00:15:37,200
So it's killing me to say that...
371
00:15:38,236 --> 00:15:41,104
maybe I shouldn't go to your wedding.
372
00:15:41,506 --> 00:15:43,440
(Sighs)
373
00:15:48,046 --> 00:15:49,713
I won't sugarcoat it.
374
00:15:49,715 --> 00:15:50,647
I wish court had gone better
375
00:15:50,649 --> 00:15:53,517
and that the judge was more
sympathetic to our cause.
376
00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:56,386
A $10 million verdict will
destroy the Sea Defenders.
377
00:15:56,388 --> 00:15:59,556
We'd have to sell off our boats
and all of our other assets.
378
00:15:59,558 --> 00:16:00,457
And if that happens,
379
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:01,892
Japanese whaling will continue unabated.
380
00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:04,194
Which is clearly Okata's goal.
381
00:16:04,196 --> 00:16:06,730
Deena, were you completely
in charge of your boat
382
00:16:06,732 --> 00:16:09,099
when you attacked the whaling ship?
383
00:16:09,101 --> 00:16:10,400
Yeah. Why?
384
00:16:10,402 --> 00:16:12,202
I may have an idea.
385
00:16:12,537 --> 00:16:16,139
The Sea Defenders are not the only
responsible party in this case.
386
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:19,443
Deena Jasper, who captained
the Sea Defenders' boat,
387
00:16:19,445 --> 00:16:22,379
is also responsible as an individual.
388
00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:23,513
You want to interplead an individual
389
00:16:23,515 --> 00:16:26,249
into a lawsuit against an organization?
390
00:16:26,251 --> 00:16:26,817
Yes.
391
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:29,920
Deena was never technically
employed by the Sea Defenders.
392
00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:30,954
She didn't draw a salary.
393
00:16:30,956 --> 00:16:32,322
She received no benefits whatsoever.
394
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:37,260
If you interplead Deena, you'd be
putting her personal assets at risk.
395
00:16:37,262 --> 00:16:37,761
I understand.
396
00:16:37,763 --> 00:16:41,665
I would also like to continue
to represent the Sea Defenders.
397
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:42,232
That's insane.
398
00:16:42,234 --> 00:16:46,136
Maybe so, but I can't see a legal
reason to reject the request.
399
00:16:46,138 --> 00:16:48,271
We will resume this afternoon.
400
00:16:48,273 --> 00:16:52,042
Dr. Panaro, please share your
credentials with the court.
401
00:16:52,044 --> 00:16:53,276
I'm a doctor of cryptozoology.
402
00:16:53,278 --> 00:16:56,480
My field investigates animals whose
existence has not yet been proven.
403
00:16:56,482 --> 00:17:01,351
And do you believe that Bigfoot,
AKA Sasquatches, are real?
404
00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:02,052
Objection, relevance.
405
00:17:02,054 --> 00:17:04,154
Your honor, Redtail Temps fired my client
406
00:17:04,156 --> 00:17:07,657
because they claim he's a
kook for believing in Bigfoot.
407
00:17:07,659 --> 00:17:09,126
If Bigfoot is, in fact, real,
408
00:17:09,128 --> 00:17:12,162
then clearly, my client is not a kook.
409
00:17:12,164 --> 00:17:12,863
I'll allow it.
410
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,565
It is my belief that Sasquatches
are present in North America,
411
00:17:15,567 --> 00:17:19,269
living in densely forested
areas with high protein sources.
412
00:17:19,271 --> 00:17:20,771
Most likely, they are descendants
413
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:21,571
of the Gigantopithecus,
414
00:17:21,573 --> 00:17:25,175
a large prehistoric primate that existed
in the Miocene and Pliocene periods.
415
00:17:25,177 --> 00:17:28,612
I'd like to show a
short video to the court.
416
00:17:29,147 --> 00:17:31,648
(Animal screeching)
417
00:17:38,589 --> 00:17:41,224
Dr. Panaro, what were those sounds?
418
00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:42,726
My hypothesis is we were listening
419
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:45,495
to the vocalization of a young Sasquatch.
420
00:17:45,497 --> 00:17:47,597
I captured that footage on a recent outing.
421
00:17:47,599 --> 00:17:48,932
Your honor, this is ridiculous.
422
00:17:48,934 --> 00:17:52,602
I agree. Ms. Kaswell,
you're testing my patience.
423
00:17:52,604 --> 00:17:54,237
I'm trying to prove that my
client's interest in Bigfoot
424
00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:58,008
isn't that crazy and certainly
doesn't warrant termination.
425
00:17:58,010 --> 00:17:59,109
Fine, but wrap it up.
426
00:17:59,111 --> 00:18:04,014
Dr. Panaro, what percentage of the
American population believes in Bigfoot?
427
00:18:04,016 --> 00:18:07,184
According to a recent university poll, 30%.
428
00:18:07,186 --> 00:18:09,453
Thank you. Your witness.
429
00:18:10,922 --> 00:18:13,190
If 30% of all Americans believe in Bigfoot,
430
00:18:13,192 --> 00:18:16,326
what percentage finds
the idea preposterous?
431
00:18:16,328 --> 00:18:17,127
That would be 70%.
432
00:18:17,129 --> 00:18:19,196
More Americans believe in aliens and ghosts
433
00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:21,264
than believe in Bigfoot, correct?
434
00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:22,032
I believe that's correct.
435
00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:24,768
So, as a doctor, you admit that the
belief in Bigfoot is not mainstream.
436
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,470
Yes, but it doesn't necessarily mean...
437
00:18:26,472 --> 00:18:29,072
Thank you. No further questions.
438
00:18:30,475 --> 00:18:32,776
Stacy: Om.
439
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:37,314
Om.
440
00:18:38,116 --> 00:18:39,716
Om.
441
00:18:39,718 --> 00:18:41,585
- Stacy?
- Hi, Paul.
442
00:18:41,587 --> 00:18:42,119
What you doing?
443
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:45,055
Asking my inner voice for guidance.
444
00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:46,189
What does that mean?
445
00:18:46,191 --> 00:18:47,190
Well, I read an article that says
446
00:18:47,192 --> 00:18:49,893
if you're completely at a loss
on what to do about a problem,
447
00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:52,462
you should close your eyes, meditate,
448
00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:53,763
ask your inner voice,
449
00:18:53,765 --> 00:18:56,933
and (Sighs) the answer will come to you.
450
00:18:56,935 --> 00:18:57,434
Any luck?
451
00:18:57,436 --> 00:19:00,270
The only sound I hear is my stomach
turning from eating a cheesesteak.
452
00:19:00,272 --> 00:19:03,540
Ugh, I swear, one of the
twins is a judgmental vegan.
453
00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:05,876
(Chuckles) Well, hey, maybe I can help you.
454
00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:07,544
I can be your inner voice.
455
00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:09,212
Here is my problem.
456
00:19:09,214 --> 00:19:10,947
Jane and Owen are barely speaking.
457
00:19:10,949 --> 00:19:12,949
Jane might not come to the wedding.
458
00:19:12,951 --> 00:19:15,852
How do I get the two to get along?
459
00:19:16,254 --> 00:19:17,254
You should throw a party.
460
00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:18,955
- What?
- Everyone loves parties.
461
00:19:18,957 --> 00:19:20,423
You just get Jane and Owen to loosen up
462
00:19:20,425 --> 00:19:22,392
and remember how much they
like and respect each other.
463
00:19:22,394 --> 00:19:25,629
- Wow, Paul, that's... Sure.
- Brilliant idea?
464
00:19:25,631 --> 00:19:27,364
But the trick is to keep the party casual.
465
00:19:27,366 --> 00:19:30,600
If Jane and Owen know what we're
really up to, they won't show up.
466
00:19:30,602 --> 00:19:33,570
I'll get the wine,
cheese, and toilet paper.
467
00:19:33,572 --> 00:19:34,604
Why toilet paper?
468
00:19:34,606 --> 00:19:35,605
Because I live with two women,
469
00:19:35,607 --> 00:19:37,407
and we are constantly running out.
470
00:19:37,409 --> 00:19:39,809
See ya. (Grunts)
471
00:19:40,778 --> 00:19:43,513
Ms. Jasper, do you recognize that document?
472
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:46,082
Yes. It's my contract
with the Sea Defenders.
473
00:19:46,084 --> 00:19:48,652
Would you please read paragraph 6C,
474
00:19:48,654 --> 00:19:50,687
concerning your restrictions
475
00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:53,423
as a Sea Defender representative?
476
00:19:53,858 --> 00:19:56,159
"Sea Defender personnel
are specifically barred
477
00:19:56,161 --> 00:19:59,129
"from engaging in,
encouraging, or sanctioning
478
00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:01,431
"any illegal behavior whatsoever."
479
00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:04,534
That means that you led an unauthorized,
480
00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:06,670
illegal attack against Okata's ship?
481
00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:11,041
Yes. I acted entirely outside
the scope of my authority.
482
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,009
Your honor, given that my client
483
00:20:13,011 --> 00:20:14,411
acted outside of her authority,
484
00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:16,079
I'm asking that we dismiss the case
485
00:20:16,081 --> 00:20:16,980
against the Sea Defenders,
486
00:20:16,982 --> 00:20:22,018
as Deena Jasper is 100%
responsible for the attack.
487
00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:23,620
Objection. (Scoffs)
488
00:20:23,622 --> 00:20:24,854
Now I see what's going on.
489
00:20:24,856 --> 00:20:26,790
Ms. Bingum only interpleaded her client
490
00:20:26,792 --> 00:20:28,992
as a ploy to substitute
one defendant for another.
491
00:20:28,994 --> 00:20:31,328
Regardless of the reasons,
Ms. Jasper just took
492
00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:33,797
full responsibility for the attack.
493
00:20:33,799 --> 00:20:35,632
- Given her admission...
- Hold on.
494
00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:38,101
Paragraph 6C is just
boilerplate mumbo jumbo
495
00:20:38,103 --> 00:20:40,770
meant to relieve the Sea
Defenders of legal culpability.
496
00:20:40,772 --> 00:20:44,207
Well, mumbo jumbo or not,
the paragraph is clear.
497
00:20:44,209 --> 00:20:47,677
- Your honor? - I recognize the
validity of the... mumbo jumbo.
498
00:20:47,679 --> 00:20:50,513
And therefore, I'm
issuing a verdict right now
499
00:20:50,515 --> 00:20:51,348
against Ms. Jasper.
500
00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:53,883
Okay, then we are demanding
the full satisfaction
501
00:20:53,885 --> 00:20:56,019
of the $10 million
judgment from Ms. Jasper.
502
00:20:56,021 --> 00:20:58,722
Oh, that's no problem. We're ready to pay.
503
00:20:58,724 --> 00:21:00,523
One second.
504
00:21:01,359 --> 00:21:03,059
Thank you.
505
00:21:03,061 --> 00:21:05,462
The contents of this box
506
00:21:05,464 --> 00:21:09,199
represent all of Deena's assets
507
00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:11,401
a clock radio,
508
00:21:11,403 --> 00:21:13,169
an old phone,
509
00:21:13,171 --> 00:21:17,807
a watch, and $87 in cash.
510
00:21:17,809 --> 00:21:21,978
Oh, and here is Deena's
bankruptcy petition,
511
00:21:21,980 --> 00:21:26,683
so good luck collecting on
the rest of that $10 million.
512
00:21:31,155 --> 00:21:32,989
Okata did not see that coming.
513
00:21:32,991 --> 00:21:34,157
(Laughs) Jane, you were amazing.
514
00:21:34,159 --> 00:21:37,527
- Oh. - It was like you set a
trap and just led 'em right to it.
515
00:21:37,529 --> 00:21:39,062
Well, Ian deserves all the credit.
516
00:21:39,064 --> 00:21:41,998
- Interpleading was his idea.
- Just happy to help.
517
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,167
- To the Sea Defenders.
- Oh.
518
00:21:44,169 --> 00:21:46,169
(Laughing)
519
00:21:46,737 --> 00:21:49,372
Excuse me. Looking for Deena Jasper.
520
00:21:49,374 --> 00:21:52,575
Uh, Ms. Jasper is my
client. What is this about?
521
00:21:52,577 --> 00:21:54,811
I have a warrant for her arrest.
522
00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:56,880
This has to be a mistake.
523
00:21:56,882 --> 00:21:59,983
The Japanese government is
demanding your immediate extradition
524
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:01,785
to face criminal charges in Tokyo.
525
00:22:01,787 --> 00:22:04,220
- What?
- Ma'am, you need to come with us.
526
00:22:04,222 --> 00:22:06,356
No, you can't take her away. Jane.
527
00:22:06,358 --> 00:22:06,990
What do we do?
528
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:10,026
Deena, don't say anything to anyone.
529
00:22:17,368 --> 00:22:20,403
Stacy, why exactly are we
having a cocktail party again?
530
00:22:20,405 --> 00:22:21,404
Planning the wedding has been stressful,
531
00:22:21,406 --> 00:22:25,475
so I thought it might be fun
to have a casual get together.
532
00:22:25,477 --> 00:22:27,377
Hey, how do you like your drink?
533
00:22:27,379 --> 00:22:28,678
Uh, it's fine. Thanks.
534
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,447
The secret ingredient is acceptance,
535
00:22:30,449 --> 00:22:32,849
which is what you should
give Jane when you see her.
536
00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:33,616
Mmm-hmm.
537
00:22:33,618 --> 00:22:36,252
Oh, my God. Is that what this is about?
538
00:22:36,254 --> 00:22:37,554
You wanted to get me and Jane together?
539
00:22:37,556 --> 00:22:39,823
Stacy, I appreciate
what you're trying to do,
540
00:22:39,825 --> 00:22:41,958
but I got to go now.
541
00:22:43,861 --> 00:22:45,528
(Sighs)
542
00:22:48,132 --> 00:22:49,032
What are you doing here?
543
00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:51,668
We're having a pre-wedding cocktail party.
544
00:22:51,670 --> 00:22:52,402
Paul, get her a drink.
545
00:22:52,404 --> 00:22:55,205
You know, I thought your
clients were monsters.
546
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,140
Turns out, the real monster is you.
547
00:22:57,142 --> 00:23:00,810
You had Deena extradited for
trying to save the whales?
548
00:23:00,812 --> 00:23:03,980
You shamed a massive Japanese
corporation in open court.
549
00:23:03,982 --> 00:23:05,548
What did you think was gonna happen?
550
00:23:05,550 --> 00:23:08,017
Hey, who wants to play a party game?
551
00:23:08,019 --> 00:23:09,853
I have prizes.
552
00:23:11,989 --> 00:23:13,990
(Door opens)
553
00:23:18,162 --> 00:23:21,064
- (Knock on door)
- I heard you're still working.
554
00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:22,165
Brought pizza.
555
00:23:22,167 --> 00:23:24,033
Thank you. That's sweet.
556
00:23:24,035 --> 00:23:25,435
Least I could do.
557
00:23:25,437 --> 00:23:27,036
It's, uh, kind of my fault
558
00:23:27,038 --> 00:23:28,772
you have to be at the office so late.
559
00:23:28,774 --> 00:23:30,039
I'm actually glad you're here.
560
00:23:30,041 --> 00:23:31,274
Do you know if any of your co-workers
561
00:23:31,276 --> 00:23:34,043
ever complained to management
about your interest in Bigfoot?
562
00:23:34,045 --> 00:23:38,214
No. In fact, most people seemed fascinated.
563
00:23:38,216 --> 00:23:40,283
Good. That's helpful.
564
00:23:45,523 --> 00:23:50,894
You know, I really did like you... a lot.
565
00:23:51,295 --> 00:23:53,096
I guess the timing wasn't right.
566
00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:55,265
I should have called you back.
567
00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:56,633
It's water under the bridge.
568
00:23:56,635 --> 00:23:58,768
Or is it "Water off a duck's back"?
569
00:23:58,770 --> 00:24:02,839
- I'm never quite sure.
- (Laughing) I don't know.
570
00:24:03,474 --> 00:24:06,743
You're unlike any guy I've ever met.
571
00:24:06,811 --> 00:24:09,512
Thank you, I think.
572
00:24:13,617 --> 00:24:15,251
Oh, whoa.
573
00:24:15,453 --> 00:24:16,085
I'm sorry.
574
00:24:16,087 --> 00:24:19,222
I think that, uh, I gave
you the wrong impression.
575
00:24:19,224 --> 00:24:20,223
No, no, I'm sorry.
576
00:24:20,225 --> 00:24:23,259
Um, that was totally unprofessional.
577
00:24:23,261 --> 00:24:23,993
Uh, please forgive me.
578
00:24:23,995 --> 00:24:26,496
Um, I... I should probably go.
579
00:24:26,498 --> 00:24:29,532
I... you've got work
to do and pizza to eat.
580
00:24:29,534 --> 00:24:33,236
Yep, I'm (Sighs) super busy and hungry.
581
00:24:33,804 --> 00:24:36,172
- All right.
- Yeah.
582
00:24:38,909 --> 00:24:40,743
Oh, my God.
583
00:24:46,484 --> 00:24:49,285
(Indistinct conversations)
584
00:24:49,287 --> 00:24:50,153
Excuse me, Teri.
585
00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:53,556
Oh, no. What are you doing?
How did you find me here?
586
00:24:53,558 --> 00:24:54,757
You're on tinder. (Chuckles)
587
00:24:54,759 --> 00:24:57,060
Look, I just want to talk.
May I sit down, please?
588
00:24:57,062 --> 00:24:59,963
Go ahead. It's a free
country. Knock yourself out.
589
00:24:59,965 --> 00:25:01,865
But I will be moving tables.
590
00:25:01,867 --> 00:25:03,800
Please. Just give me a minute.
591
00:25:03,802 --> 00:25:06,102
Okay. I'm timing you.
592
00:25:06,104 --> 00:25:07,537
Okay.
593
00:25:07,539 --> 00:25:10,974
I know I must owe you a huge apology.
594
00:25:10,976 --> 00:25:12,542
Well, you can say that again.
595
00:25:12,544 --> 00:25:16,279
What I did was... unforgivable.
596
00:25:16,281 --> 00:25:16,980
You don't say.
597
00:25:16,982 --> 00:25:19,782
I'm lucky you're even
talking to me right now.
598
00:25:19,784 --> 00:25:20,950
I totally get it.
599
00:25:20,952 --> 00:25:22,719
Ian, you really hurt me.
600
00:25:22,721 --> 00:25:26,189
I mean, we were best friends
all through high school.
601
00:25:26,191 --> 00:25:29,225
We rehearsed that "Star Search" audition,
602
00:25:29,227 --> 00:25:31,027
what, for almost a year?
603
00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:31,728
I was gonna be famous.
604
00:25:31,730 --> 00:25:34,030
And then you showed up
too drunk to play piano,
605
00:25:34,032 --> 00:25:36,866
and you messed up my whole act!
606
00:25:38,502 --> 00:25:40,203
I am a horrible person.
607
00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:40,770
Yes. You are.
608
00:25:40,772 --> 00:25:44,274
If you hadn't have screwed up, I
could have had Beyonce's career.
609
00:25:44,276 --> 00:25:46,242
Teri, I am so sorry.
610
00:25:46,244 --> 00:25:50,313
But for what it's worth, I'm a
completely different person today.
611
00:25:50,315 --> 00:25:52,749
Can you ever forgive me?
612
00:25:54,018 --> 00:25:56,452
Your honor, as you can
see, I have filed a petition
613
00:25:56,454 --> 00:25:59,522
challenging my client's
extradition to Japan.
614
00:25:59,524 --> 00:26:01,724
She has not committed a criminal act,
615
00:26:01,726 --> 00:26:03,259
and we need you to act forthwith.
616
00:26:03,261 --> 00:26:04,494
I'd like to direct your attention
617
00:26:04,496 --> 00:26:07,397
to the trial transcript
from the civil case.
618
00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:08,598
Question from Ms. Bingum,
619
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:12,302
"You led an unauthorized,
illegal attack on Okata's ship?
620
00:26:12,304 --> 00:26:15,271
Response from Ms. Jasper. "Yes.
621
00:26:15,273 --> 00:26:17,874
"I acted entirely outside
the scope of my authority."
622
00:26:17,876 --> 00:26:20,843
Under oath, your client
admitted to committing the crime.
623
00:26:20,845 --> 00:26:23,680
Your honor, if you send my client to Japan,
624
00:26:23,682 --> 00:26:26,316
you will effectively
sentence her to prison.
625
00:26:26,318 --> 00:26:27,817
She won't get a fair trial,
626
00:26:27,819 --> 00:26:30,587
and the Japanese will
demand their pound of flesh.
627
00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:33,189
Several Japanese sailors
were injured in the attack,
628
00:26:33,191 --> 00:26:34,524
which provides the Japanese government
629
00:26:34,526 --> 00:26:36,359
further grounds for quick extradition.
630
00:26:36,361 --> 00:26:37,260
Jane: The real issue here
631
00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:40,063
is a powerful company is ticked off
632
00:26:40,065 --> 00:26:43,166
because they were stopped
from killing a pod of whales.
633
00:26:43,168 --> 00:26:45,168
Enough. I'm rejecting the petition.
634
00:26:45,170 --> 00:26:48,638
- Ms. Jasper will be released...
- Wait. Please.
635
00:26:48,706 --> 00:26:51,107
Your honor, I am the one
who encouraged my client
636
00:26:51,109 --> 00:26:53,943
to accept the blame for the attack.
637
00:26:53,945 --> 00:26:57,213
Hence, I would like to now
argue that my client is a victim
638
00:26:57,215 --> 00:26:58,982
of ineffective assistance of counsel.
639
00:26:58,984 --> 00:27:01,351
Come on! Jane Bingum is a brilliant lawyer.
640
00:27:01,353 --> 00:27:03,353
We all know that Mr. French is right.
641
00:27:03,355 --> 00:27:04,988
And while I appreciate your zeal,
642
00:27:04,990 --> 00:27:07,657
your client will be sent to
Japan first thing tomorrow.
643
00:27:07,659 --> 00:27:10,059
Please take Ms. Jasper back into custody.
644
00:27:10,061 --> 00:27:11,694
(Gavel bangs)
645
00:27:11,696 --> 00:27:14,497
No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. Please.
646
00:27:14,499 --> 00:27:15,565
- Ma'am, step up, please.
- Please!
647
00:27:15,567 --> 00:27:18,001
- Deena: Jane? Jane?
- You can't let this happen.
648
00:27:18,003 --> 00:27:19,002
Deena!
649
00:27:19,004 --> 00:27:20,670
- Jane!
- Deena!
650
00:27:34,652 --> 00:27:35,952
You remember that day?
651
00:27:35,954 --> 00:27:37,987
Yeah. How could I forget?
652
00:27:37,989 --> 00:27:39,055
We were at Balboa Park,
653
00:27:39,057 --> 00:27:40,990
and you taught me how to roller skate.
654
00:27:40,992 --> 00:27:44,227
You know, I was only pretending
to fall so you would catch me.
655
00:27:44,229 --> 00:27:46,763
- I had a feeling.
- (Chuckles)
656
00:27:47,297 --> 00:27:47,930
You were up early.
657
00:27:47,932 --> 00:27:50,533
I didn't sleep at all, actually.
658
00:27:50,535 --> 00:27:52,135
I mean, it's Stacy's wedding day,
659
00:27:52,137 --> 00:27:53,236
and I don't even know if I'm attending.
660
00:27:53,238 --> 00:27:57,306
And, not to mention, our client's
flight just took off for Japan.
661
00:27:58,709 --> 00:27:59,709
I'm sorry.
662
00:27:59,711 --> 00:28:01,310
Yeah.
663
00:28:02,046 --> 00:28:04,147
- I have some good news.
- Hmm?
664
00:28:04,149 --> 00:28:06,449
Teri and I have officially reconciled.
665
00:28:06,451 --> 00:28:08,017
- Really?
- Mmm-hmm.
666
00:28:08,019 --> 00:28:09,652
I tracked her down and kept her talking
667
00:28:09,654 --> 00:28:11,554
until she told me what happened.
668
00:28:11,556 --> 00:28:12,221
Mmm-hmm.
669
00:28:12,223 --> 00:28:14,791
Apparently, I am a master pianist.
670
00:28:14,793 --> 00:28:16,259
Teri and I went to high school together,
671
00:28:16,261 --> 00:28:19,796
and I showed up drunk the day
of her "Star Search" audition.
672
00:28:19,798 --> 00:28:21,864
And let me guess she
blames you for destroying
673
00:28:21,866 --> 00:28:23,966
her chances of becoming
the Korean Lady Gaga.
674
00:28:23,968 --> 00:28:26,869
Actually, uh, Beyonce. I said I was sorry.
675
00:28:26,871 --> 00:28:30,139
And she accepted my apology
after I paid for her breakfast.
676
00:28:30,141 --> 00:28:32,041
(Chuckles)
677
00:28:32,476 --> 00:28:34,277
- Good morning.
- Morning.
678
00:28:34,279 --> 00:28:36,112
Three wedding gifts were on the porch,
679
00:28:36,114 --> 00:28:38,648
- and this envelope for you.
- For me?
680
00:28:39,049 --> 00:28:41,484
Yeah. It was taped to the door.
681
00:28:44,855 --> 00:28:45,655
Oh, my God.
682
00:28:45,657 --> 00:28:49,125
I got to get dressed. I'm
gonna go see the judge.
683
00:28:49,127 --> 00:28:51,227
(Chuckles)
684
00:28:51,795 --> 00:28:53,529
What do you want, Ms. Bingum?
685
00:28:53,531 --> 00:28:54,630
Just a moment of your time.
686
00:28:54,632 --> 00:28:55,865
- Talk fast.
- Okay.
687
00:28:55,867 --> 00:28:57,734
Please, look at this invoice.
688
00:28:57,736 --> 00:29:01,571
It's for 5,000 tons of whale
meat sold by Okata in 2013.
689
00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:04,440
Okata has the right to sell
the meat. Why is this relevant?
690
00:29:04,442 --> 00:29:06,509
The average whale weighs one ton.
691
00:29:06,511 --> 00:29:09,946
The annual legal limit for
slaughtering whales is 1,000.
692
00:29:09,948 --> 00:29:12,181
But if they sold 5,000 tons of whale meat,
693
00:29:12,183 --> 00:29:14,817
that likely means they killed
approximately 5,000 whales.
694
00:29:14,819 --> 00:29:17,987
They exceeded the maximum
kill five times over.
695
00:29:17,989 --> 00:29:19,956
It seems Okata violated the law.
696
00:29:19,958 --> 00:29:21,090
- Right.
- But, nevertheless,
697
00:29:21,092 --> 00:29:23,426
your client still sabotaged Okata's vessel.
698
00:29:23,428 --> 00:29:25,194
It doesn't change the facts of the case.
699
00:29:25,196 --> 00:29:26,462
Actually, it does.
700
00:29:26,464 --> 00:29:28,931
The U.S. Japanese extradition treaty
701
00:29:28,933 --> 00:29:30,867
forbids the extradition of Americans
702
00:29:30,869 --> 00:29:32,368
charged with political acts.
703
00:29:32,370 --> 00:29:35,505
And if Okata violated international law,
704
00:29:35,507 --> 00:29:39,542
then Deena's protest would
constitute a political act.
705
00:29:40,043 --> 00:29:42,178
You're absolutely right.
706
00:29:42,379 --> 00:29:44,747
Where did you get this invoice?
707
00:29:44,749 --> 00:29:48,751
I... am a really good lawyer.
708
00:29:48,886 --> 00:29:50,753
Okay, when the plane lands in Japan,
709
00:29:50,755 --> 00:29:52,455
I'll have the state
department reach out to...
710
00:29:52,457 --> 00:29:53,556
No, your honor. That will be too late.
711
00:29:53,558 --> 00:29:55,992
The Japanese government
will never send her back.
712
00:29:55,994 --> 00:29:56,759
What do you want me to do?
713
00:29:56,761 --> 00:29:58,928
I have an F.A.A. representative on standby.
714
00:29:58,930 --> 00:30:02,632
One word from you, and that
plane gets turned around.
715
00:30:03,500 --> 00:30:05,668
I better make that call.
716
00:30:07,070 --> 00:30:09,205
Owen: Um, good morning.
717
00:30:09,207 --> 00:30:10,072
Is it morning already?
718
00:30:10,074 --> 00:30:13,643
You're wearing sweats, which
means you were working all night.
719
00:30:13,645 --> 00:30:17,513
- Yeah. - Is this about your
wrongful termination case?
720
00:30:17,515 --> 00:30:20,116
Owen, I tried to kiss a client.
721
00:30:20,118 --> 00:30:21,584
Oh.
722
00:30:21,586 --> 00:30:24,587
(Sighs) I want to blame it
on my post-pregnancy hormones,
723
00:30:24,589 --> 00:30:26,956
- but that's not it.
- Okay.
724
00:30:26,958 --> 00:30:28,691
Something is wrong with me.
725
00:30:28,693 --> 00:30:29,892
There's nothing wrong with you.
726
00:30:29,894 --> 00:30:32,161
You're attracted to a client. It happens.
727
00:30:32,163 --> 00:30:34,597
A few months ago, he was interested in me,
728
00:30:34,599 --> 00:30:38,000
so we went on a few dates,
but I totally blew him off.
729
00:30:38,002 --> 00:30:40,303
And now, in the middle of this case,
730
00:30:40,305 --> 00:30:43,539
I try to... attack him with my lips.
731
00:30:43,541 --> 00:30:45,374
It's not normal.
732
00:30:45,376 --> 00:30:46,542
Ah.
733
00:30:46,544 --> 00:30:48,244
That might be your problem.
734
00:30:48,246 --> 00:30:51,147
- You lost me.
- Kim, we're lawyers.
735
00:30:51,149 --> 00:30:52,648
Everything in our professional life
736
00:30:52,650 --> 00:30:55,084
is based on rules and... and rationale.
737
00:30:55,086 --> 00:30:57,286
We structure our arguments
to be legally sound
738
00:30:57,288 --> 00:30:58,454
and empirically bulletproof.
739
00:30:58,456 --> 00:31:00,957
But you can't do that
with your personal life.
740
00:31:00,959 --> 00:31:01,791
That's not normal.
741
00:31:01,793 --> 00:31:03,960
But I want to. It's so much easier.
742
00:31:03,962 --> 00:31:07,163
Yes. It's easier. It's also boring.
743
00:31:07,165 --> 00:31:10,933
When you surprise yourself,
I say celebrate the moment.
744
00:31:10,935 --> 00:31:13,236
Don't punish yourself for it.
745
00:31:14,071 --> 00:31:15,705
Owen French, Managing Partner,
746
00:31:15,707 --> 00:31:20,276
is telling me to celebrate the
fact that I tried to kiss a client?
747
00:31:20,278 --> 00:31:20,743
No.
748
00:31:20,745 --> 00:31:23,012
Your friend is telling you
not to beat yourself up for it.
749
00:31:23,014 --> 00:31:26,682
The Managing Partner is telling
you to go home, take a shower,
750
00:31:26,684 --> 00:31:29,085
and get your butt to court.
751
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:39,028
Good morning, Mr. Burton.
752
00:31:39,030 --> 00:31:41,464
We're formal now.
753
00:31:41,765 --> 00:31:42,298
I'm sorry.
754
00:31:42,300 --> 00:31:45,301
It's just (Sighs) I'm just
trying to be professional.
755
00:31:45,303 --> 00:31:47,270
Kim, relax.
756
00:31:47,272 --> 00:31:49,405
(Sighs) Are we okay?
757
00:31:49,407 --> 00:31:50,172
Yeah, of course we're okay.
758
00:31:50,174 --> 00:31:53,676
Ms. Kaswell. Whenever you're ready.
759
00:31:54,311 --> 00:31:57,013
Um... your honor,
760
00:31:57,015 --> 00:31:58,848
the defendant would like you to believe
761
00:31:58,850 --> 00:32:01,550
that this case is about
professional etiquette.
762
00:32:01,552 --> 00:32:06,923
But the truth is, it's really
about so much more than that.
763
00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:10,293
It's about the way we
choose to live our lives.
764
00:32:10,295 --> 00:32:14,764
It's about limitations and possibilities.
765
00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:18,267
Now, do I personally believe in Sasquatch?
766
00:32:18,269 --> 00:32:19,869
No, I don't.
767
00:32:19,871 --> 00:32:23,572
But as a metaphor, absolutely.
768
00:32:24,541 --> 00:32:25,841
See, as a lawyer,
769
00:32:25,843 --> 00:32:31,981
my life is empirical and logical.
770
00:32:34,518 --> 00:32:36,786
But the truth is...
771
00:32:37,654 --> 00:32:39,755
I'd rather live in my client's world,
772
00:32:39,757 --> 00:32:44,794
where endless possibilities still exist
773
00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:48,397
and where the imagination is celebrated.
774
00:32:50,500 --> 00:32:52,268
Thank you.
775
00:32:52,402 --> 00:32:54,770
Ms. Kaswell, that was a
very thoughtful speech,
776
00:32:54,772 --> 00:32:56,973
but the law's not on your side.
777
00:32:56,975 --> 00:32:59,909
I'm ruling in favor of
Redtail Temporary Services.
778
00:32:59,911 --> 00:33:01,544
The dismissal is upheld.
779
00:33:01,546 --> 00:33:03,412
(Gavel bangs)
780
00:33:04,614 --> 00:33:06,582
I'm really sorry.
781
00:33:06,584 --> 00:33:07,850
(Door opens)
782
00:33:07,852 --> 00:33:10,186
Did you mean everything you said?
783
00:33:10,988 --> 00:33:13,189
Believe it or not, I did.
784
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:32,508
(Footsteps approach)
785
00:33:33,010 --> 00:33:33,676
Why are you still here?
786
00:33:33,678 --> 00:33:35,011
Aren't you getting married this evening?
787
00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:38,014
Yeah, I'm just finishing up some paperwork.
788
00:33:38,782 --> 00:33:43,119
Listen, I know you taped
the invoice to my door.
789
00:33:43,620 --> 00:33:45,521
I don't know what you mean.
790
00:33:45,523 --> 00:33:46,522
Owen, you are the only one
791
00:33:46,524 --> 00:33:48,991
who would have access
to a document like that.
792
00:33:48,993 --> 00:33:51,227
Actually, you should have
had access to it, as well.
793
00:33:51,229 --> 00:33:52,661
I mean, it belonged in discovery.
794
00:33:52,663 --> 00:33:55,297
As an officer of the court, I
was obligated to hand it over.
795
00:33:55,299 --> 00:33:59,001
I believe in the judicial process.
796
00:33:59,003 --> 00:34:00,603
Did you get to the judge in time?
797
00:34:00,605 --> 00:34:03,105
Yes, Deena lands at L.A.X. in an hour,
798
00:34:03,107 --> 00:34:05,207
and Adam's on his way to meet her.
799
00:34:05,209 --> 00:34:06,542
That's great.
800
00:34:06,544 --> 00:34:08,310
Thank you.
801
00:34:09,446 --> 00:34:11,280
You know...
802
00:34:11,448 --> 00:34:15,718
I'm picking up Stacy
and my tux at your place.
803
00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:16,485
Would you care to join me?
804
00:34:16,487 --> 00:34:19,755
We could all head over
to the wedding together.
805
00:34:20,524 --> 00:34:21,824
Are you sure?
806
00:34:21,826 --> 00:34:24,593
It... it would mean a lot to Stacy.
807
00:34:26,496 --> 00:34:28,030
And me.
808
00:34:30,267 --> 00:34:31,801
- Shall we?
- Yes.
809
00:34:31,803 --> 00:34:33,736
(Chuckles)
810
00:34:35,872 --> 00:34:37,873
I just need an hour to get
ready, and then we can go.
811
00:34:37,875 --> 00:34:41,377
- An hour? (Chuckles)
- All right, an hour and a half.
812
00:34:41,379 --> 00:34:43,212
(Gasps)
813
00:34:44,714 --> 00:34:45,981
Wow.
814
00:34:45,983 --> 00:34:47,516
Stacy.
815
00:34:47,984 --> 00:34:50,019
You are stunning! (Gasps)
816
00:34:50,021 --> 00:34:52,421
But wait Owen's not supposed to see this.
817
00:34:52,423 --> 00:34:53,022
Oh. Oh!
818
00:34:53,024 --> 00:34:56,292
Does this mean that you
two are talking again?
819
00:34:56,294 --> 00:34:58,561
Yeah, we're... we're good.
820
00:34:58,563 --> 00:34:59,562
Thank God!
821
00:34:59,564 --> 00:35:00,396
Okay, group hug.
822
00:35:00,398 --> 00:35:02,431
- Yes! Oh.
- (Laughs)
823
00:35:02,433 --> 00:35:05,000
Did someone just spill something?
824
00:35:05,602 --> 00:35:07,069
- I felt it, too.
- Yeah.
825
00:35:07,071 --> 00:35:08,471
- (Gasps) Oh, my God, Stacy.
- Oh.
826
00:35:08,473 --> 00:35:09,305
I think your water just broke.
827
00:35:09,307 --> 00:35:11,707
Nope. I am not due for another month.
828
00:35:11,709 --> 00:35:13,042
Twins. Twins. We knew this could happen.
829
00:35:13,044 --> 00:35:14,510
- I'll get the baby bag.
- Hold on!
830
00:35:14,512 --> 00:35:15,311
There are 200 guests
831
00:35:15,313 --> 00:35:17,546
about to show up at the
Four Seasons, all right?
832
00:35:17,548 --> 00:35:19,415
I will just hold the babies in...
833
00:35:19,417 --> 00:35:20,616
- Mmm.
- until after the appetizers.
834
00:35:20,618 --> 00:35:24,587
I am not missing those
truffle stuffed mushrooms.
835
00:35:24,589 --> 00:35:26,188
I know they're good, but no.
836
00:35:26,190 --> 00:35:27,823
- Oh, my God.
- Oh. What?
837
00:35:27,825 --> 00:35:28,724
Ah, aah! Contraction!
838
00:35:28,726 --> 00:35:29,925
- (Groans)
- I got the baby bag!
839
00:35:29,927 --> 00:35:31,360
Okay. Okay. Sweetheart, I love you.
840
00:35:31,362 --> 00:35:32,795
I love you so much.
Forget about the mushrooms.
841
00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:34,797
We're gonna get you to the hospital, okay?
842
00:35:34,799 --> 00:35:36,632
Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
843
00:35:36,634 --> 00:35:38,300
- (Groaning)
- Good.
844
00:35:38,302 --> 00:35:41,170
- Aah!
- Aah!
845
00:35:45,242 --> 00:35:45,875
Do we have babies yet?
846
00:35:45,877 --> 00:35:47,576
No, not yet, but Owen's last text said
847
00:35:47,578 --> 00:35:49,612
that they should be here any minute.
848
00:35:49,614 --> 00:35:50,246
How's Stacy doing?
849
00:35:50,248 --> 00:35:51,647
You know, she still thinks
she can pop out the twins,
850
00:35:51,649 --> 00:35:54,416
take a shower, and make
it to her own wedding.
851
00:35:54,418 --> 00:35:55,885
- Excuse me.
- Hi, Teri.
852
00:35:55,887 --> 00:35:58,320
I stopped by the Four Seasons,
and the caterer gave me
853
00:35:58,322 --> 00:36:00,890
a box of stuffed mushrooms
and his phone number.
854
00:36:00,892 --> 00:36:02,224
Anybody hungry?
855
00:36:02,226 --> 00:36:03,292
I really missed you.
856
00:36:03,294 --> 00:36:04,059
I missed you, too.
857
00:36:04,061 --> 00:36:05,628
Although there was an inmate at Chowchilla
858
00:36:05,630 --> 00:36:07,897
who had your same haircut and smooth skin.
859
00:36:07,899 --> 00:36:10,666
I nicknamed her Paula,
and we became very close.
860
00:36:10,668 --> 00:36:12,935
Jane, can I talk to you for a second?
861
00:36:12,937 --> 00:36:14,870
Sure.
862
00:36:15,739 --> 00:36:18,741
I know that I said I
wanted to take a month off,
863
00:36:18,743 --> 00:36:23,879
but, um, I need to extend
my leave of absence.
864
00:36:23,881 --> 00:36:24,980
Is this about Ian?
865
00:36:24,982 --> 00:36:26,916
Because he told me the two of you made up.
866
00:36:26,918 --> 00:36:29,418
It's about me and my music career.
867
00:36:29,420 --> 00:36:31,787
I'm having the time of my life.
868
00:36:31,789 --> 00:36:36,225
Yes. Sorry. Please, go. Take
as much time as you need.
869
00:36:36,227 --> 00:36:36,825
Thanks.
870
00:36:36,827 --> 00:36:40,996
And for what it's worth, I'm
so happy that you are happy.
871
00:36:40,998 --> 00:36:42,565
- Thank you.
- I hate to say it,
872
00:36:42,567 --> 00:36:46,001
but Ian turned out to be a really good guy.
873
00:36:46,003 --> 00:36:46,468
Mmm-hmm.
874
00:36:46,470 --> 00:36:51,874
Truth be told, he really
reminds me of... Grayson.
875
00:36:53,210 --> 00:36:55,611
Yeah. Yeah, me, too.
876
00:36:57,547 --> 00:36:59,281
Are you okay?
877
00:36:59,283 --> 00:36:59,882
Yeah.
878
00:36:59,884 --> 00:37:02,851
Yeah, I'm just gonna miss you.
879
00:37:02,853 --> 00:37:05,254
You know, you're my rock.
880
00:37:07,724 --> 00:37:10,392
(Voice breaking) I love you, Teri.
881
00:37:13,697 --> 00:37:14,597
(Sniffles)
882
00:37:14,599 --> 00:37:17,166
Oh, God. Paul, what are you doing?
883
00:37:17,168 --> 00:37:18,267
They're called "Pushups."
884
00:37:18,269 --> 00:37:19,802
Yeah, I know they're called pushups.
885
00:37:19,804 --> 00:37:22,137
- I mean... (Gasps)
- Everybody!
886
00:37:23,240 --> 00:37:24,673
I'm a dad.
887
00:37:24,675 --> 00:37:26,342
(Cheering)
888
00:37:26,344 --> 00:37:27,142
Stacy's doing great.
889
00:37:27,144 --> 00:37:30,479
The twins are... are
healthy and just beautiful.
890
00:37:30,481 --> 00:37:34,683
Um, obviously, we need to
postpone the wedding, but...
891
00:37:34,685 --> 00:37:37,253
Cheetos and Coke from the
vending machine, on me!
892
00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:40,723
- All: (Laughing)
- Oh, so generous!
893
00:37:41,758 --> 00:37:43,559
Congratulations.
894
00:37:44,995 --> 00:37:46,562
Thank you.
895
00:37:47,330 --> 00:37:49,765
So, uh, the doctor had to
give Stacy some painkillers,
896
00:37:49,767 --> 00:37:51,300
so no visitors till tomorrow.
897
00:37:51,302 --> 00:37:55,671
She's a little loopy. She
keeps calling me "Big Bird."
898
00:37:55,673 --> 00:37:57,439
(Chuckles)
899
00:37:58,008 --> 00:37:59,341
Where's Jane?
900
00:37:59,343 --> 00:38:00,809
Hey, sweetie.
901
00:38:00,811 --> 00:38:02,745
- Hi!
- (Laughing) Hi.
902
00:38:02,747 --> 00:38:05,080
We had to postpone the wedding.
903
00:38:05,082 --> 00:38:05,481
I know.
904
00:38:05,483 --> 00:38:08,350
But I have a box of
stuffed mushrooms for you
905
00:38:08,352 --> 00:38:10,085
when you're feeling better.
906
00:38:10,087 --> 00:38:12,187
You are the best!
907
00:38:12,189 --> 00:38:17,559
Listen, there's 50 pounds of
shrimp in a cooler at the hotel.
908
00:38:17,561 --> 00:38:20,062
You should pick some up.
Bring it to the office.
909
00:38:20,064 --> 00:38:23,198
I know that Kim loves shrimp.
910
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:24,833
Okay. Okay. Sure. Sure.
911
00:38:24,835 --> 00:38:26,168
Whatever it is you want.
912
00:38:26,170 --> 00:38:28,437
- Hey, listen to this.
- What?
913
00:38:28,439 --> 00:38:31,440
I got the best wedding present ever
914
00:38:31,442 --> 00:38:33,776
two perfect little babies.
915
00:38:33,778 --> 00:38:34,843
- Oh.
- (Whimpers)
916
00:38:34,845 --> 00:38:36,645
Yes, you did. You did.
917
00:38:36,647 --> 00:38:39,114
Your face looks a little blurry,
918
00:38:39,116 --> 00:38:43,118
so I'm just gonna close my
eyes so I can see you better.
919
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:45,788
I think you should close your eyes.
920
00:38:45,790 --> 00:38:46,955
(Sighs)
921
00:38:46,957 --> 00:38:49,024
- Hey, Jane?
- Yes?
922
00:38:49,026 --> 00:38:52,861
I don't know what I would do without you.
923
00:38:54,331 --> 00:38:57,099
Well, good thing I'm not going anywhere.
924
00:38:59,602 --> 00:39:02,304
And, just for the record, if we have kids,
925
00:39:02,306 --> 00:39:04,273
I think you'll be an amazing father.
926
00:39:04,275 --> 00:39:05,808
What do you mean, "If we have kids"?
927
00:39:05,810 --> 00:39:06,575
We're gonna have kids.
928
00:39:06,577 --> 00:39:10,045
Two boys, two girls,
and a dog named Violet.
929
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:12,548
(Both chuckling)
930
00:39:17,053 --> 00:39:19,722
- Whoa.
- (Chuckles)
931
00:39:19,823 --> 00:39:21,657
Why is there a piano in our living room?
932
00:39:21,659 --> 00:39:24,693
Because Teri told me that you can play,
933
00:39:24,695 --> 00:39:27,830
and I would like to see that for myself.
934
00:39:27,832 --> 00:39:30,165
You bought this for me?
935
00:39:30,167 --> 00:39:32,534
I bought it for both of us.
936
00:39:35,705 --> 00:39:38,607
I wonder how long it's been since I played.
937
00:39:38,609 --> 00:39:41,410
They say it's like riding a bike, right?
938
00:39:43,346 --> 00:39:45,247
(Piano plays)
939
00:39:45,249 --> 00:39:47,216
Oh, my God. You're really good.
940
00:39:47,218 --> 00:39:49,651
(Chuckles) Are you kidding?
941
00:39:49,653 --> 00:39:51,487
I'm freaking great.
942
00:39:55,625 --> 00:39:58,827
♪ It had to be you ♪
943
00:39:59,729 --> 00:40:03,198
♪ It had to be you ♪
944
00:40:03,967 --> 00:40:07,069
Wow, I can sing!
945
00:40:07,071 --> 00:40:08,237
I never had a voice before.
946
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:10,639
Oh, you can say that again.
947
00:40:11,374 --> 00:40:13,542
♪ I've wandered around ♪
948
00:40:13,544 --> 00:40:16,078
♪ And finally found ♪
949
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:18,781
♪ Somebody who ♪
950
00:40:20,984 --> 00:40:24,052
♪ Could make me be true ♪
951
00:40:25,321 --> 00:40:29,191
♪ Could make me be blue ♪
952
00:40:31,261 --> 00:40:33,862
♪ Or even be glad ♪
953
00:40:33,864 --> 00:40:36,265
♪ Just to be sad ♪
954
00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:39,802
♪ Thinking of you ♪
955
00:40:41,237 --> 00:40:44,606
♪ Some others I've seen ♪
956
00:40:45,241 --> 00:40:49,611
♪ They might never be mean ♪
957
00:40:50,113 --> 00:40:53,615
♪ They might never be cross ♪
958
00:40:53,617 --> 00:40:56,285
♪ Or try to be boss ♪
959
00:40:56,287 --> 00:40:58,887
♪ But they wouldn't do ♪
960
00:41:01,191 --> 00:41:03,725
♪ 'Cause nobody else ♪
961
00:41:03,727 --> 00:41:05,961
♪ Gave me a thrill ♪
962
00:41:05,963 --> 00:41:10,732
♪ With all your faults, I love you still ♪
963
00:41:10,734 --> 00:41:13,969
♪ It had to be you ♪
964
00:41:14,137 --> 00:41:15,804
♪ Wonderful you ♪
965
00:41:15,806 --> 00:41:19,708
♪ It had to be you ♪
966
00:41:21,211 --> 00:41:24,413
♪ It had to be you ♪
967
00:41:24,415 --> 00:41:26,882
♪ Wonderful you ♪
968
00:41:26,884 --> 00:41:30,552
♪ It had to be you ♪
969
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:45,000
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