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Happiness is hard to find.
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We gotta try taking risks,
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without worrying
about the consequences.
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JENNA:
I know
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that I was the one
who kissed you, but...
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this isn't working.
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Your face is the saddle
Jenna's been giddyupping on?
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No, no, no, no, no.
It was only one kiss.
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Rah!
I'm taking you to get some help.
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Bad dog!
You stay away from me!
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Whoa!
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Dad?
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When your dad had me committed,
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I know it crushed him.
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He was scared
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that you would turn out
the same way.
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He was actually
trying to help us.
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I've been fighting so hard
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to save our friendship,
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instead of focusing
on the relationship
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that actually mattered:
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the one with my father.
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I'm not well when I'm with you.
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♪ ♪
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(rustling)
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Wilfred?
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What the hell's going on?
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I see you.
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Wilfred?
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Ryan...
(screams)
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We don't have time.
Come with me.
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What?
Now!
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Up here.
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(panting):
I don't understand.
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What's happening?
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It'll all be clear in a moment.
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Whoa!
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Mmm...
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WILFRED: Oh, thank
God you're okay.
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(groans)
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What...
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what happened?
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You don't remember?
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We were upstairs
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fighting about
you and Jenna kissing.
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I shoved you, and you tripped
on a tennis ball
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and fell down the stairs.
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I fell down the stairs?
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(crying):
Oh, Ryan, I was so scared.
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Look, I forgive you
for kissing Jenna, okay?
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I'm just glad
you're still alive.
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Oh, these?
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Yeah, I thought you were dead.
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I figured you'd want me to
move on as quickly as possible
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and have at your flesh.
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This isn't how it happened.
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My dad fell down the stairs.
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What are you talking about?
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My dad
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tripped on the tennis ball.
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He... he's the
one who fell.
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He...
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he died.
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You must've hit your head
pretty hard, Ryan.
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I-I saw you fall,
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and I'm pretty sure
your dad's still alive.
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I went to his funeral.
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(sniffing)
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Don't believe me?
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(knocking at door)
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(knocking at door)
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HENRY:
Ryan?
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Ryan?
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You're here.
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Dad.
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Just give me
a chance to explain.
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Please don't run
out on me again.
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Ryan, I know you don't
believe me about the job,
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but these are e-mails
between myself,
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Monty Goldsmith, the entire
executive committee,
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discussing the decision
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to create a new
pro bono division.
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I wasn't lying to you, Ryan.
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This is real.
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Your relationship with
this dog is unhealthy.
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And like I've said, if
you don't take this job,
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we'll have to consider some
other form of treatment.
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But I'm not trying
to manipulate you.
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I love you, Ryan.
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I only want to help.
Don't listen to him, mate.
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He's just trying to get you
back in his clutches.
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- I-I know it sounds like I'm
trying to control you. - Come on.
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Let's just run away together.
And like I've told you before...
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that's partially my fault.
Let's just hit the road. We can be drifters.
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Obviously, I have issues of
my own, but I'm working on them.
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Grow our hair out, stop bathing
and get a bunch of STDs
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and lice.
But that doesn't change the fact that you're
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suffering from some sort of mental illness.
I hear Phish are kicking off
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their next tour
at an airfield in Vermont.
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(imitates electric guitar)
At the office,
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you tried to defend
Wilfred, as if he were
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a friend of yours,
an actual person...
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Stop it!
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You're right.
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I'm not well.
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What?
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Go home, Wilfred.
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You're choosing
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that sneaky bullshitter over me?
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I said, go home.
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I'm glad we're getting
a second chance.
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I won't make the same
mistakes again.
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Me, neither.
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JENNA:
Ryan.
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Just making sure you're still
watching Wilfred on Saturday.
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Drew and I have plans
in the afternoon.
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WILFRED:
Ryan, I forgive you
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for what you said the other day.
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Just like I forgave you
for kissing Jenna.
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That's two forgives,
if you're counting.
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JENNA:
Is something wrong?
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Y... actually, I-I think
I may have underestimated
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how busy I'm gonna be
at my new job.
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I-I don't think I can
look after him anymore.
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I'm sorry, Jenna.
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Oh. Okay.
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I mean, you were
the one who asked for this,
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but I guess we can
find someone else.
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WILFRED:
Okay, I forgive you
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for ignoring that last forgive.
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That's three forgives now, Ryan.
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That's a lot of forgives.
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Now, will you please tell Jenna
you can watch me on Saturday?
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I forgive you for walking away
and getting in your car.
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Four forgives, Ryan!
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Okay, you know what?
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(engine starts)
I'm taking back the second one.
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Three forgives now.
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You're down
to three forgives, Ryan.
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Okay, right there.
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Right there.
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I forgive you for rolling
through that stop sign.
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You're back to four, Ryan!
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Four forgives!
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And you're not stopping!
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You're back down to three again!
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We can play this game
all day, Ryan!
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This is the deposition
of her son, who claims
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that she had at least ten
psychotic episodes in her home.
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The judge ruled him
incompetent to testify.
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Was there an investigation?
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Harris v. Thompson.
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Counsel is found
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to be constitutionally
ineffective...
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For failing to call
an investigator
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to testify on
behalf of the child.
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(phone buzzing)
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Need to take it?
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No, I...
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It's not important.
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(knocking)
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I was on my way back
from my 11:00
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with the Yonikawa Group,
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and look who I ran into
in the elevator.
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KRISTEN: Sorry I'm late.
The new babysitter showed up,
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and surprise, surprise,
she was super fat.
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I obviously didn't want
Joffrey bonding
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with her and learning
those habits,
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so I had to find
another babysitter
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at the last minute.
(clears throat)
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Well, we better head
to the restaurant.
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Uh, I need to be downtown
at 2:00,
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and I'll be in court
the rest of the day.
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LONNIE:
Actually, before you go,
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would you mind looking over
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the Fisher contract revisions?
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It'll only take a second.
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Genevieve, please print out
the Fisher contract.
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KRISTEN:
Wow.
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Look at you in that suit.
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You look so handsome.
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I'm really glad
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you and Dad
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finally figured out your issues.
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It's like the relationship
we were always supposed to have.
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Shit.
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I'm gonna call
and move that reservation.
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(sighs)
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(phone buzzing)
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Stop calling me.
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I thought I made it pretty clear
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that I didn't want to talk
to you anymore.
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Ryan, I found something.
An envelope.
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An envelope?
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No. An envelope.
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I've just sent it through;
check your e-mail.
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You sent this from my account?
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I wish you'd stop using
my e-mail.
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(beeps)
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Where did this come from?
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I posted a photo of the symbol
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on Reddit, asking what it meant.
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This is what I got back.
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No idea who sent it.
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I'm not interested.
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Are you kidding?
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Ryan, we've spent so much time
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trying to figure out
what's going on here,
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why you see me,
what the symbol means.
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This is our chance
to finally get some answers.
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I know you don't want anything
to do with me right now,
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but come on, this is bigger
than all of that.
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(sighs)
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I promise I won't get
in your way.
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I won't bug you.
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Hell, I won't say a word.
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(sighs)
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It'll be like
I'm not even there.
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(whooping) Yeah!
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(camera clicks)
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Oh-ho, yeah!
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The boys are back, baby!
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Hold on.
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I just want to e-mail this out
so Bear can see
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I got my old sidekick back.
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Stoke the fires of jealousy.
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I told you, this
isn't a reunion.
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God, I hate lying to my dad.
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We're supposed to
be past all that.
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Weird.
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There's only five
chicken nuggets in here.
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Well, if it makes you feel
any better,
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I lied to Jenna today, too.
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You didn't lie.
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You just left.
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Yeah, but she thinks
I'm over at Bandit's house,
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but here's the thing.
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Bandit's owner thinks
he's over at my house.
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Listen, this better
not be bullshit.
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I'm not bullshitting you, Ryan.
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The invitation I got
was very real.
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What's up?
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When I was passed out at
the bottom of the stairs,
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I dreamt that I was cleaning
out my dad's office,
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and I found an envelope.
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An envelope?
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An envelope with a symbol on it.
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Whoa. What happened next?
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I went to the return address,
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and there was this
old statue of you.
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Or some sort of dog person.
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And then I-I thought
I saw you in the woods,
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but it turned out to be
three evil versions of you.
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Ryan, you dreamt
about the envelope,
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and then it came true.
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Don't you see what this means?
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It means you're
the magical bean.
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(exhales)
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This explains everything.
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The way I can see and talk
to you like you're a person,
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whilst everybody else
just sees you as a carrot.
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Forget it.
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It also means
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00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:36,961
your dreams weren't just dreams.
266
00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:38,829
They were premonitions,
267
00:11:38,896 --> 00:11:40,830
and one by one,
268
00:11:40,898 --> 00:11:42,566
just like the envelope,
269
00:11:42,633 --> 00:11:44,671
they'll all come true.
270
00:11:46,041 --> 00:11:47,474
I hope not.
271
00:11:47,542 --> 00:11:49,676
Why not?
272
00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:52,348
Because one of my premonitions
was seeing my dad die.
273
00:11:52,416 --> 00:11:54,951
And my last premonition
was you betraying me.
274
00:12:03,529 --> 00:12:06,199
Does it look anything like the
place you went to in your dream?
275
00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:08,167
Not at all.
276
00:12:08,235 --> 00:12:10,769
The envelope just must've been
a crazy coincidence.
277
00:12:10,837 --> 00:12:13,704
Oh, yeah? Is it a coincidence
that there's a statue
278
00:12:13,771 --> 00:12:15,671
of a dog-faced humanoid
creature over there?
279
00:12:15,739 --> 00:12:17,741
That's a statue
of the Virgin Mary.
280
00:12:17,808 --> 00:12:19,043
Exactly.
281
00:12:19,111 --> 00:12:20,211
And you wonder why Joseph
282
00:12:20,279 --> 00:12:21,479
would never admit he hit that.
283
00:12:21,513 --> 00:12:23,178
It's after 2:00,
284
00:12:23,246 --> 00:12:25,012
and there's nobody here but...
285
00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:26,714
Oh, God.
286
00:12:26,782 --> 00:12:28,015
I'm an idiot.
287
00:12:28,082 --> 00:12:29,683
I can't believe I fell for it.
288
00:12:29,751 --> 00:12:31,217
Fell for what?
Where are you going?
289
00:12:31,285 --> 00:12:32,752
You created that
fake Reddit post
290
00:12:32,819 --> 00:12:34,299
to trick me into
hanging out with you.
291
00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:36,187
No, I didn't. I swear!
292
00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:38,088
Get in the car, Wilfred.
No!
293
00:12:38,156 --> 00:12:39,422
I'm not leaving yet.
294
00:12:39,490 --> 00:12:40,723
I think we should stay
and explore.
295
00:12:40,791 --> 00:12:42,158
Get in the goddamn car.
296
00:12:43,527 --> 00:12:44,561
Wilfred!
297
00:12:44,628 --> 00:12:46,330
Goddamn it!
298
00:12:46,397 --> 00:12:49,396
You don't get back here,
I'm going.
299
00:12:49,464 --> 00:12:51,732
I'm not taking
this shit anymore.
300
00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:53,633
Wilfred, I see you.
301
00:12:53,701 --> 00:12:54,734
Let's go.
302
00:12:56,705 --> 00:12:58,540
I'm right here, mate.
303
00:13:12,653 --> 00:13:14,513
CHILDREN:
Welcome. You have come here
304
00:13:14,633 --> 00:13:15,744
seeking answers.
305
00:13:15,864 --> 00:13:18,467
Now the darkness
will turn to light.
306
00:13:18,535 --> 00:13:20,934
Finally, the mysteries
that haunted you...
307
00:13:21,002 --> 00:13:22,501
Oh, dude!
308
00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:24,170
Who ripped ass?
309
00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:26,071
Come on, I beefed back there,
310
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,607
like, five minutes ago.
311
00:13:27,675 --> 00:13:28,943
You probably dragged it
in your suit.
312
00:13:29,010 --> 00:13:30,543
Oh, God, it reeks.
313
00:13:30,611 --> 00:13:32,011
You messed everything up.
314
00:13:32,078 --> 00:13:33,446
It's a fart. Grow up.
315
00:13:33,514 --> 00:13:35,016
It doesn't even smell that bad.
316
00:13:35,084 --> 00:13:36,352
Yeah, it does.
RYAN: Okay,
317
00:13:36,419 --> 00:13:38,453
is this a joke or something?
318
00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:40,287
Why did you invite us here?
319
00:13:40,354 --> 00:13:41,421
"Us"?
320
00:13:41,489 --> 00:13:44,257
Me. Why did you invite me here?
321
00:13:44,325 --> 00:13:47,327
And why are you wearing
dog suits?
322
00:13:47,395 --> 00:13:49,396
Well, you were asking
questions about that symbol,
323
00:13:49,463 --> 00:13:50,996
and we thought that you
wanted to participate
324
00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:52,429
in the visitation ritual.
325
00:13:52,497 --> 00:13:54,262
The visitation ritual?
326
00:13:54,330 --> 00:13:55,698
What is that?
327
00:13:55,766 --> 00:13:57,300
It has something to do
with the cult
328
00:13:57,367 --> 00:13:59,333
Derek's grandpa was in
back in the early '80s.
329
00:13:59,401 --> 00:14:01,234
It was called the,
um, the Flock of...
330
00:14:01,302 --> 00:14:03,203
The Flock of the Gray Shepherd.
Yeah.
331
00:14:03,271 --> 00:14:05,374
Uh, my grandpa died last year,
332
00:14:05,442 --> 00:14:07,841
but he used to draw that symbol
and tell us stories
333
00:14:07,908 --> 00:14:10,110
about how he
and the other people in his cult
334
00:14:10,178 --> 00:14:13,746
would dress up in dog costumes
and perform messed-up rituals.
335
00:14:13,813 --> 00:14:15,812
We found some of
his old costumes,
336
00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:17,481
and we've been coming out
here every couple of months
337
00:14:17,548 --> 00:14:19,316
and dressing up and stuff.
338
00:14:19,383 --> 00:14:21,218
Wait, you guys
are wearing clothes?
339
00:14:21,286 --> 00:14:23,206
I thought you said we had
to be naked underneath.
340
00:14:25,124 --> 00:14:26,891
Wait, were you guys
watching me get changed?
341
00:14:26,959 --> 00:14:29,059
Is that the only reason
you invited me?
342
00:14:29,127 --> 00:14:30,259
You guys are gross.
343
00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:31,893
I'm your cousin, Jimmy.
344
00:14:31,961 --> 00:14:33,495
Ask them
about the visitation ritual.
345
00:14:33,563 --> 00:14:36,833
What is the visitation ritual?
346
00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:39,300
Uh, my grandpa said that
if you dress up in the costumes,
347
00:14:39,368 --> 00:14:41,405
then chant and dance
or something,
348
00:14:41,472 --> 00:14:44,045
some sort of half-man,
half-dog god
349
00:14:44,113 --> 00:14:46,178
comes down to visit
the chosen one,
350
00:14:46,246 --> 00:14:49,780
and if it's you, the god
leads you to happiness.
351
00:14:49,848 --> 00:14:51,115
JIMMY:
Oh, and the god's name.
352
00:14:51,183 --> 00:14:52,750
Yeah, his name was Mataman.
353
00:14:52,817 --> 00:14:54,249
Mataman.
354
00:14:54,316 --> 00:14:55,984
Matama...
355
00:14:56,052 --> 00:14:57,822
Matt Damon?
356
00:14:57,889 --> 00:15:00,191
The-the god's name
is Matt Damon?
357
00:15:00,259 --> 00:15:01,859
WILFRED (chuckles):
Wow!
358
00:15:01,927 --> 00:15:03,561
That is a crazy coincidence.
359
00:15:03,629 --> 00:15:05,530
Two gods, the same name!
360
00:15:05,598 --> 00:15:06,797
Thanks.
361
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:08,532
(muttering)
362
00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:10,267
That's insane.
363
00:15:10,334 --> 00:15:12,967
Okay, I can see me sending
the envelope to myself,
364
00:15:13,034 --> 00:15:15,203
but you think I went online
and hired kid actors
365
00:15:15,271 --> 00:15:17,971
and created those costumes and
gave them scripts to perform?
366
00:15:18,039 --> 00:15:20,036
I don't know how you did it,
but you must have somehow.
367
00:15:20,104 --> 00:15:21,937
What about your premonitions?
368
00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:24,173
H-How could I possibly have
known about your premonitions?
369
00:15:24,241 --> 00:15:25,574
I don't know.
I must have mumbled them
370
00:15:25,642 --> 00:15:27,108
when I was passed out
on the stairs.
371
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:28,642
Or maybe they were premonitions
372
00:15:28,709 --> 00:15:30,241
and this is all real!
373
00:15:30,309 --> 00:15:32,275
I'm not getting
sucked in, Wilfred.
374
00:15:32,342 --> 00:15:34,644
Things are going so well
between my dad and me right now.
375
00:15:34,712 --> 00:15:37,179
Look, if he found out about
our little adventure today,
376
00:15:37,247 --> 00:15:39,183
uh, it would ruin everything.
377
00:15:39,250 --> 00:15:41,751
I'm not lying, and I'm not
trying to ruin anything.
378
00:15:41,817 --> 00:15:44,249
I want answers
just as much as you do.
379
00:15:44,317 --> 00:15:46,015
I have to go back to the office.
380
00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:47,517
I also want my friend back.
381
00:15:47,584 --> 00:15:50,383
Go home, Wilfred.
382
00:16:04,196 --> 00:16:06,063
(phone buzzing)
383
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,269
Hey, Dad.
384
00:16:11,336 --> 00:16:12,802
How'd the hearing go?
385
00:16:12,870 --> 00:16:14,940
Come on, Ryan.
386
00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:16,942
I know you've been lying to me
about Wilfred.
387
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:19,914
I know you left the office
to be with that dog today.
388
00:16:19,981 --> 00:16:21,885
I...
389
00:16:21,952 --> 00:16:23,621
Ryan,
390
00:16:23,689 --> 00:16:25,592
I saw you in the car
with the dog.
391
00:16:25,660 --> 00:16:27,495
You know I saw you.
392
00:16:27,562 --> 00:16:29,364
God, this is worse
than I thought.
393
00:16:29,432 --> 00:16:31,300
I'm taking you to get some help.
394
00:16:33,001 --> 00:16:34,201
God, this is worse
than I thought.
395
00:16:34,269 --> 00:16:36,070
I'm taking you to get some help.
396
00:16:36,138 --> 00:16:37,272
Stay there.
397
00:16:37,339 --> 00:16:39,442
I'm coming to the office.
398
00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:04,998
♪ ♪
399
00:17:17,673 --> 00:17:19,807
(line ringing)
400
00:17:19,875 --> 00:17:20,976
HENRY:
Hello?
401
00:17:21,043 --> 00:17:22,445
Dad, it's me.
402
00:17:22,512 --> 00:17:23,952
If you're coming
from the courthouse,
403
00:17:24,013 --> 00:17:25,180
don't go anywhere.
I'm coming to you.
404
00:17:25,248 --> 00:17:26,381
Ryan, I think...
405
00:17:26,449 --> 00:17:28,283
(line beeps)
Dad?
406
00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:30,354
Dad?
407
00:17:41,263 --> 00:17:42,997
That's my dad's car.
408
00:17:43,065 --> 00:17:44,331
Where is he?
409
00:17:44,399 --> 00:17:46,466
My God.
410
00:17:46,534 --> 00:17:48,668
No! No, no, no, no, no, no.
411
00:17:48,736 --> 00:17:50,704
Not again! Not again!
412
00:17:57,665 --> 00:17:59,164
WILFRED:
I still don't understand
413
00:17:59,231 --> 00:18:00,565
how this statue
is connected to anything.
414
00:18:00,632 --> 00:18:01,357
I mean,
415
00:18:01,477 --> 00:18:03,869
the Noid, yeah,
the guy's dangerous,
416
00:18:03,912 --> 00:18:05,552
but not to us.
It's not like we're pizzas.
417
00:18:06,051 --> 00:18:07,884
I told you, it's
a statue of you.
418
00:18:07,952 --> 00:18:09,419
I'm the Noid?
419
00:18:09,487 --> 00:18:11,857
Well, I guess that makes sense.
420
00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:13,991
I have destroyed
my share of pizzas.
421
00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:18,095
(sighs)
422
00:18:18,162 --> 00:18:20,029
How you holding up, man?
423
00:18:24,132 --> 00:18:26,770
(sighs)
424
00:18:28,105 --> 00:18:29,973
I don't get it.
425
00:18:30,041 --> 00:18:33,110
My dad and I were better
than we'd ever been.
426
00:18:34,779 --> 00:18:35,879
And then,
427
00:18:35,947 --> 00:18:37,547
I lied to him about you,
428
00:18:37,615 --> 00:18:39,147
and he clearly
followed me that day.
429
00:18:39,214 --> 00:18:41,316
Otherwise, how could he
have seen us in the car?
430
00:18:41,384 --> 00:18:43,754
Why were we given
a second chance
431
00:18:43,822 --> 00:18:45,624
if it was always supposed
to end like this?
432
00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:46,990
You know,
433
00:18:47,058 --> 00:18:48,857
back in Wisconsin,
434
00:18:48,925 --> 00:18:51,596
there was a fence post
435
00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:53,798
up the street from Jenna.
436
00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:56,365
Every day,
I'd go up to the post,
437
00:18:56,433 --> 00:18:58,736
chew it, sniff it,
take a leak on it.
438
00:18:58,803 --> 00:19:00,769
I loved that damn post.
439
00:19:00,837 --> 00:19:03,171
But one day, I was licking it,
440
00:19:03,238 --> 00:19:06,240
and it gave me a splinter
in my tongue.
441
00:19:06,308 --> 00:19:08,341
Ah, I just felt so betrayed.
442
00:19:10,245 --> 00:19:12,378
So I just started
walking past it,
443
00:19:12,446 --> 00:19:13,745
just pretending
it wasn't even there.
444
00:19:13,813 --> 00:19:15,880
Then one day, suddenly,
445
00:19:15,948 --> 00:19:17,883
the post was gone.
446
00:19:17,951 --> 00:19:19,316
I felt devastated
447
00:19:19,384 --> 00:19:21,217
and guilty.
448
00:19:23,722 --> 00:19:26,223
I never had a chance
to make amends.
449
00:19:28,995 --> 00:19:31,897
You got that moment, mate.
450
00:19:34,199 --> 00:19:36,699
Maybe you are the god
who leads you to happiness.
451
00:19:36,767 --> 00:19:38,602
(chuckles)
452
00:19:40,406 --> 00:19:43,107
I'm sorry about the way
I've been treating you.
453
00:19:43,174 --> 00:19:45,442
It's okay.
454
00:19:45,510 --> 00:19:47,011
Seven forgives.
455
00:19:47,079 --> 00:19:48,615
I mean, as crazy as it is,
456
00:19:48,682 --> 00:19:50,483
the premonitions were real.
457
00:19:51,886 --> 00:19:53,854
Well, except the last one.
458
00:19:53,922 --> 00:19:55,789
You never actually betrayed me.
459
00:20:01,162 --> 00:20:03,495
Ryan, I have a confession
to make.
460
00:20:03,563 --> 00:20:05,264
I did betray you.
461
00:20:05,332 --> 00:20:07,634
When we were driving
462
00:20:07,701 --> 00:20:09,338
to the park, I...
463
00:20:09,405 --> 00:20:12,008
I stole one
of your chicken nuggets.
464
00:20:12,076 --> 00:20:14,677
(laughs)
465
00:20:14,745 --> 00:20:16,244
I forgive you.
466
00:20:19,546 --> 00:20:20,579
(sighs)
Oh, man.
467
00:20:20,647 --> 00:20:22,147
This is gonna take a while.
468
00:20:22,215 --> 00:20:23,916
I have to go
through my dad's e-mails,
469
00:20:23,984 --> 00:20:26,690
get his contacts, let everybody
know what happened.
470
00:20:26,757 --> 00:20:28,494
If you grab some more tape,
I can help with the boxes
471
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:29,696
while you're doing that.
472
00:20:29,763 --> 00:20:30,963
That'd be great.
473
00:20:31,031 --> 00:20:31,964
Thanks.
474
00:20:41,095 --> 00:20:51,248
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