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Happiness is hard to find.
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We gotta try taking risks,
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without worrying
about the consequences.
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Jenna: I know
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that I was the one
who kissed you, but...
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this isn't working.
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Your face is the saddle
Jenna's been giddyupping on?
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No, no, no, no, no.
It was only one kiss.
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Rah!
I'm taking you to get some help.
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Bad dog! You stay away from me!
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Whoa!
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Dad?
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When your dad had me committed,
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I know it crushed him.
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He was scared
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that you would turn out
the same way.
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He was actually
trying to help us.
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I've been fighting so hard
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to save our friendship,
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instead of focusing
on the relationship
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that actually mattered:
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the one with my father.
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I'm not well when I'm with you.
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♪ ♪
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(rustling)
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Wilfred?
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What the hell's going on?
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I see you.
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Wilfred?
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Ryan... (screams)
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We don't have time.
Come with me.
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What? Now!
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Up here.
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(panting): I don't understand.
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What's happening?
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It'll all be clear in a moment.
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Whoa!
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Mmm...
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WILFRED:
Oh, thank God
you're okay.
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(groans)
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What...
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what happened?
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You don't remember?
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We were upstairs
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fighting about
you and Jenna kissing.
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I shoved you, and you tripped
on a tennis ball
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and fell down the stairs.
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I fell down the stairs?
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(crying):
Oh, Ryan, I was so scared.
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Look, I forgive you
for kissing Jenna, okay?
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I'm just glad
you're still alive.
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Oh, these?
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Yeah, I thought you were dead.
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I figured you'd want me to
move on as quickly as possible
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and have at your flesh.
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This isn't how it happened.
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My dad fell down the stairs.
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What are you talking about?
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My dad
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tripped on the tennis ball.
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He... he's the one who fell.
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He...
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he died.
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You must've hit your head
pretty hard, Ryan.
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I-I saw you fall,
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and I'm pretty sure
your dad's still alive.
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I went to his funeral.
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(sniffing)
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Don't believe me?
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(knocking at door)
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(knocking at door)
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Henry: Ryan?
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Ryan?
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You're here.
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Dad.
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Just give me
a chance to explain.
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Please don't run
out on me again.
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Ryan, I know you don't
believe me about the job,
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but these are e-mails
between myself,
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Monty Goldsmith, the entire
executive committee,
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discussing the decision
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to create a new
pro bono division.
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I wasn't lying to you, Ryan.
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This is real.
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Your relationship with
this dog is unhealthy.
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And like I've said, if
you don't take this job,
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we'll have to consider some
other form of treatment.
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But I'm not trying
to manipulate you.
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I love you, Ryan.
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I only want
to help.
Don't listen to him, mate.
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He's just trying to get you
back in his clutches.
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I-I know it sounds like I'm
trying to control you.
Come on.
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Let's just run away together.
And like I've
told you before,
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that's partially my fault.
Let's just hit the road.
We can be drifters.
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Obviously, I have issues of
my own, but I'm working on them.
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Grow our hair out, stop bathing
and get a bunch of STDs
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and lice.
But that doesn't change
the fact that you're
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suffering from some
sort of mental illness.
I hear Phish are kicking off
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their next tour
at an airfield in Vermont.
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(imitates electric guitar)
At the office,
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you tried to defend
Wilfred, as if he were
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a friend of yours,
an actual person...
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Stop it!
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You're right.
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I'm not well.
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What?
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Go home, Wilfred.
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You're choosing
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that sneaky bullshitter over me?
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I said, go home.
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I'm glad we're getting
a second chance.
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I won't make the same
mistakes again.
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Me, neither.
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♪ ♪
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Jenna: Ryan.
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Just making sure you're still
watching Wilfred on Saturday.
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Drew and I have plans
in the afternoon.
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WILFRED: Ryan, I forgive you
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for what you said the other day.
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Just like I forgave you
for kissing Jenna.
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That's two forgives,
if you're counting.
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Jenna: Is something wrong?
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Y... actually, I-I think
I may have underestimated
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how busy I'm gonna be
at my new job.
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I-I don't think I can
look after him anymore.
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I'm sorry, Jenna.
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Oh. Okay.
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I mean, you were
the one who asked for this,
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but I guess we can
find someone else.
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WILFRED: Okay, I forgive you
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for ignoring that last forgive.
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That's three forgives now, Ryan.
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That's a lot of forgives.
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Now, will you please tell Jenna
you can watch me on Saturday?
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I forgive you for walking away
and getting in your car.
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Four forgives, Ryan!
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Okay, you know what?
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(engine starts)
I'm taking back the second one.
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Three forgives now.
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You're down
to three forgives, Ryan.
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Okay, right there.
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Right there.
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I forgive you for rolling
through that stop sign.
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You're back to four, Ryan!
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Four forgives!
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And you're not stopping!
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You're back down to three again!
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We can play this game
all day, Ryan!
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This is the deposition
of her son, who claims
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that she had at least ten
psychotic episodes in her home.
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The judge ruled him
incompetent to testify.
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Was there an investigation?
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Harris v. Thompson.
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Counsel is found
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to be constitutionally
ineffective...
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For failing to call
an investigator
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to testify on
behalf of the child.
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(phone buzzing)
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Need to take it?
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No, I...
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It's not important.
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(knocking)
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I was on my way back
from my 11:00
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with the Yonikawa Group,
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and look who I ran into
in the elevator.
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KRISTEN: Sorry I'm late.
The new babysitter showed up,
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and surprise, surprise,
she was super fat.
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I obviously didn't want
Joffrey bonding
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with her and learning
those habits,
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so I had to find
another babysitter
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at the last minute.
(clears throat)
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Well, we better head
to the restaurant.
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Uh, I need to be downtown
at 2:00,
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and I'll be in court
the rest of the day.
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Lonnie: Actually, before you go,
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would you mind looking over
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the Fisher contract revisions?
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It'll only take a second.
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Genevieve, please print out
the Fisher contract.
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KRISTEN: Wow.
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Look at you in that suit.
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You look so handsome.
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I'm really glad
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you and Dad
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finally figured out your issues.
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Yeah, working together
feels good.
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It's like the relationship
we were always supposed to have.
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Shit.
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I'm gonna call
and move that reservation.
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(sighs)
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(phone buzzing)
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Stop calling me.
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I thought I made it pretty clear
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that I didn't want to talk
to you anymore.
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Ryan, I found something.
An envelope.
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An envelope?
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No. An envelope.
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I've just sent it through;
check your e-mail.
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You sent this from my account?
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I wish you'd stop using
my e-mail.
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(beeps)
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Where did this come from?
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I posted a photo of the symbol
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on Reddit, asking what it meant.
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This is what I got back.
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No idea who sent it.
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I'm not interested.
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Are you kidding?
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Ryan, we've spent so much time
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trying to figure out
what's going on here,
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why you see me,
what the symbol means.
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This is our chance
to finally get some answers.
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I know you don't want anything
to do with me right now,
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but come on, this is bigger
than all of that.
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(sighs)
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I promise I won't get
in your way.
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I won't bug you.
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Hell, I won't say a word.
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(sighs)
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It'll be like
I'm not even there.
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(whooping) Yeah!
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(camera clicks)
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Hell, yeah!
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The boys are back, baby!
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Hold on.
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I just want to e-mail this out
so Bear can see
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I got my old sidekick back.
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Stoke the fires of jealousy.
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I told you, this
isn't a reunion.
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God, I hate lying to my dad.
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We're supposed to
be past all that.
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Weird.
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There's only five
chicken nuggets in here.
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Well, if it makes you feel
any better,
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I lied to Jenna today, too.
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You didn't lie.
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You just left.
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Yeah, but she thinks
I'm over at Bandit's house,
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but here's the thing.
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Bandit's owner thinks
he's over at my house.
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Listen, this better
not be bullshit.
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I'm not bullshitting you, Ryan.
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The invitation I got
was very real.
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What's up?
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When I was passed out on
the bottom of the stairs,
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I dreamt that I was cleaning
out my dad's office,
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and I found an envelope.
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An envelope?
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An envelope with a symbol on it.
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Whoa. What happened next?
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I went to the return address,
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and there was this
old statue of you.
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Or some sort of dog person.
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And then I-I thought
I saw you in the woods,
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but it turned out to be
three evil versions of you.
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Ryan, you dreamt
about the envelope,
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and then it came true.
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Don't you see what this means?
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It means you're
the magical being.
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(exhales)
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This explains everything.
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The way I can see and talk
to you like you're a person,
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whilst everybody else
just sees you as a carrot.
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Forget it.
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It also means
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your dreams weren't just dreams.
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They were premonitions,
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and one by one,
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just like the envelope,
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they'll all come true.
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I hope not.
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Why not?
273
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Because one of my premonitions
was seeing my dad die.
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And my last premonition
was you betraying me.
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Does it look anything like the
place you went to in your dream?
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Not at all.
277
00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:26,878
The envelope just must've been
a crazy coincidence.
278
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Oh, yeah? Is it a coincidence
that there's a statue
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of a dog-faced humanoid
creature over there?
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That's a statue
of the Virgin Mary.
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Exactly.
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And you wonder why Joseph
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would never admit he hit that.
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It's after 2:00,
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and there's nobody here but...
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Oh, God.
287
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I'm an idiot.
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I can't believe I fell for it.
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00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:47,365
Fell for what?
Where are you going?
290
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:48,867
You created that
fake Reddit post
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to trick me into
hanging out with you.
292
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No, I didn't. I swear!
293
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Get in the car, Wilfred. No!
294
00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:55,573
I'm not leaving yet.
295
00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:56,941
I think we should stay
and explore.
296
00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:58,510
Get in the goddamn car.
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Wilfred!
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Goddamn it!
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00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:05,550
You don't get back here,
I'm going.
300
00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:07,919
I'm not taking
this shit anymore.
301
00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:09,888
Wilfred, I see you.
302
00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:11,122
Let's go.
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00:13:12,892 --> 00:13:14,959
I'm right here, mate.
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CHILDREN:
Welcome. You have come here
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seeking answers.
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Now the darkness
will turn to light.
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00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:37,248
Finally, the mysteries
that haunted you...
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00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:38,783
Oh, dude!
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00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:40,418
Who ripped ass?
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00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,420
Come on, I beefed back there,
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00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:43,788
like, five minutes ago.
312
00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:45,256
You probably dragged it
in your suit.
313
00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:46,791
Oh, God, it reeks.
314
00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:48,293
You messed everything up.
315
00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:49,761
It's a fart. Grow up.
316
00:13:49,763 --> 00:13:51,262
It doesn't even smell that bad.
317
00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:52,630
Yeah, it does. Ryan: Okay,
318
00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:54,766
is this a joke or something?
319
00:13:54,768 --> 00:13:56,601
Why did you invite us here?
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00:13:56,603 --> 00:13:57,769
"Us"?
321
00:13:57,771 --> 00:14:00,471
Me. Why did you invite me here?
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00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:03,474
And why are you wearing
dog suits?
323
00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:05,610
Well, you were asking
questions about that symbol,
324
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:07,278
and we thought that you
wanted to participate
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00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:08,780
in the visitation ritual.
326
00:14:08,782 --> 00:14:10,615
The visitation ritual?
327
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:11,950
What is that?
328
00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:13,618
It has something to do
with the cult
329
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,486
Derek's grandpa was in
back in the early '80s.
330
00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:17,355
It was called the,
um, the Flock of...
331
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,357
The Flock
of the Gray Shepherd.
Yeah.
332
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,626
Uh, my grandpa died last year,
333
00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:24,128
but he used to draw that symbol
and tell us stories
334
00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:26,331
about how he
and the other people in his cult
335
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:29,968
would dress up in dog costumes
and perform messed-up rituals.
336
00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:32,003
We found some of
his old costumes,
337
00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,805
and we've been coming out
here every couple of months
338
00:14:33,807 --> 00:14:35,506
and dressing up and stuff.
339
00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:37,375
Wait, you guys
are wearing clothes?
340
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,611
I thought you said we had
to be naked underneath.
341
00:14:41,313 --> 00:14:43,047
Wait, were you guys
watching me get changed?
342
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:45,350
Is that the only reason
you invited me?
343
00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:46,551
You guys are gross.
344
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,052
I'm your cousin, Jimmy.
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00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:49,821
Ask them
about the visitation ritual.
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00:14:49,823 --> 00:14:53,057
What is the visitation ritual?
347
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:55,560
Uh, my grandpa said that
if you dress up in the costumes,
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00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,662
then chant and dance
or something,
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some sort of half-man,
half-dog God
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00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:02,367
comes down to visit
the chosen one,
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00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:06,004
and if it's you, the God
leads you to happiness.
352
00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:07,405
Jimmy: Oh, and the God's name.
353
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,040
Yeah, his name was Mataman.
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00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:10,541
Mataman.
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00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:12,343
Matama...
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00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:14,045
Matt Damon?
357
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:16,414
The-the God's name
is Matt Damon?
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00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,182
WILFRED (chuckles): Wow!
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00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:19,851
That is a crazy coincidence.
360
00:15:19,853 --> 00:15:21,853
Two gods, the same name!
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00:15:21,855 --> 00:15:23,087
Thanks.
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00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:24,856
Jesus.
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00:15:24,858 --> 00:15:26,524
That's insane.
364
00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:29,193
Okay, I can see me sending
the envelope to myself,
365
00:15:29,195 --> 00:15:31,396
but you think I went online
and hired kid actors
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00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:34,198
and created those costumes and
gave them scripts to perform?
367
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,367
I don't know how you did it,
but you must have somehow.
368
00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:37,735
What about your premonitions?
369
00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:40,405
H-How could I possibly have
known about your premonitions?
370
00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:41,873
I don't know.
I must have mumbled them
371
00:15:41,875 --> 00:15:43,408
when I was passed out
on the stairs.
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00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:44,909
Or maybe they were premonitions
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00:15:44,911 --> 00:15:46,444
and this is all real!
374
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,546
I'm not getting
sucked in, Wilfred.
375
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:50,882
Things are going so well
between my dad and me right now.
376
00:15:50,884 --> 00:15:53,451
Look, if he found out about
our little adventure today,
377
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,386
uh, it would ruin everything.
378
00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:58,056
I'm not lying, and I'm not
trying to ruin anything.
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00:15:58,058 --> 00:16:00,558
I want answers
just as much as you do.
380
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,293
I have to go back to the office.
381
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,795
I also want my friend back.
382
00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:06,831
Go home, Wilfred.
383
00:16:20,446 --> 00:16:22,513
(phone buzzing)
384
00:16:26,418 --> 00:16:27,585
Hey, Dad.
385
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:29,120
How'd the hearing go?
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00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:31,255
Come on, Ryan.
387
00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:33,124
I know you've been lying to me
about Wilfred.
388
00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:36,260
I know you left the office
to be with that dog today.
389
00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:38,162
I...
390
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:39,797
Ryan,
391
00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:41,933
I saw you in the car
with the dog.
392
00:16:41,935 --> 00:16:43,768
You know I saw you.
393
00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:45,670
God, this is worse
than I thought.
394
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:47,739
I'm taking you to get some help.
395
00:16:49,141 --> 00:16:50,508
God, this is worse
than I thought.
396
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,343
I'm taking you to get some help.
397
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:53,611
Stay there.
398
00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:55,880
I'm coming to the office.
399
00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:21,439
♪ ♪
400
00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:36,054
(line ringing)
401
00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:37,321
Henry: Hello?
402
00:17:37,323 --> 00:17:38,656
Dad, it's me.
403
00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:40,158
If you're coming
from the courthouse,
404
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,492
don't go anywhere.
I'm coming to you.
405
00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:42,560
Ryan, I think...
406
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,562
(line beeps) Dad?
407
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,798
Dad?
408
00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:55,173
Sir, you can't come any closer.
409
00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:57,508
Stand back, please. Wait...
410
00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:59,343
That's my dad's car.
411
00:17:59,345 --> 00:18:00,678
Where is he?
412
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,847
My God.
413
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:05,016
No! No, no, no, no, no, no.
414
00:18:05,018 --> 00:18:07,151
Not again! Not again!
415
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,692
WILFRED:
I still don't understand
416
00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:16,194
how this statue
is connected to anything.
417
00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:17,528
I mean,
418
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,897
the Noid, yeah,
the guy's dangerous,
419
00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:22,033
but not to us.
It's not like we're pizzas.
420
00:18:22,035 --> 00:18:24,035
I told you, it's
a statue of you.
421
00:18:24,037 --> 00:18:25,570
I'm the Noid?
422
00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:27,905
Well, I guess that makes sense.
423
00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:30,274
I have destroyed
my share of pizzas.
424
00:18:32,878 --> 00:18:34,245
(sighs)
425
00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:36,314
How you holding up, man?
426
00:18:40,219 --> 00:18:43,020
(sighs)
427
00:18:44,223 --> 00:18:45,957
I don't get it.
428
00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:49,360
My dad and I were better
than we'd ever been.
429
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:51,963
And then,
430
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:53,564
I lied to him about you,
431
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,233
and he clearly
followed me that day.
432
00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:57,401
Otherwise, how could he
have seen us in the car?
433
00:18:57,403 --> 00:18:59,770
Why were we given
a second chance
434
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:01,772
if it was always supposed
to end like this?
435
00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:03,107
You know,
436
00:19:03,109 --> 00:19:04,976
back in Wisconsin,
437
00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:07,745
there was a fence post
438
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:09,814
up the street from Jenna.
439
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:12,416
Every day,
I'd go up to the post,
440
00:19:12,418 --> 00:19:14,919
chew it, sniff it,
take a leak on it.
441
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,821
I loved that damn post.
442
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:19,157
But one day, I was licking it,
443
00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:22,326
and it gave me a splinter
in my tongue.
444
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,662
Ah, I just felt so betrayed.
445
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,432
So I just started
walking past it,
446
00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:29,934
just pretending
it wasn't even there.
447
00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:32,003
Then one day, suddenly,
448
00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:34,005
the post was gone.
449
00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:35,439
I felt devastated
450
00:19:35,441 --> 00:19:37,508
and guilty.
451
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:42,513
I never had a chance
to make amends.
452
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:48,186
You got that moment, mate.
453
00:19:50,155 --> 00:19:52,823
Maybe you are the God
who leads you to happiness.
454
00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:54,892
(chuckles)
455
00:19:56,461 --> 00:19:59,197
I'm sorry about the way
I've been treating you.
456
00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:01,632
It's okay.
457
00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:03,134
Seven forgives.
458
00:20:03,136 --> 00:20:04,702
I mean, as crazy as it is,
459
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,771
the premonitions were real.
460
00:20:07,973 --> 00:20:10,007
Well, except the last one.
461
00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:12,076
You never actually betrayed me.
462
00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:19,650
Ryan, I have a confession
to make.
463
00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:21,385
I did betray you.
464
00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:23,721
When we were driving
465
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,356
to the park, I...
466
00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:28,159
I stole one
of your chicken nuggets.
467
00:20:28,161 --> 00:20:30,828
(laughs)
468
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:32,563
I forgive you.
469
00:20:35,534 --> 00:20:36,701
(sighs) Oh, man.
470
00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:38,169
This is gonna take a while.
471
00:20:38,171 --> 00:20:40,004
I have to go
through my dad's e-mails,
472
00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:42,707
get his contacts, let everybody
know what happened.
473
00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:44,575
If you grab some more tape,
I can help with the boxes
474
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:45,843
while you're doing that.
475
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,078
That'd be great.
476
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,279
Thanks.