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previously on...
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Gaby's new tenant...
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i understand you got a room to rent. we like you.
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if you have first and last months' rent,
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we'd like you even more. ... came with a dangerous secret.
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i'm your father. wayne's return meant trouble for Katherine.
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she doesn't know you, but i do.
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did you have anything to do with the fire at rick's restaurant?
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Lynette tried to warn tom about kayla...
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i think we have a seriously troubled young girl.
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and in his time of weakness,
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Orson chose the wrong shoulder to cry on.
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i don't... think...
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you're right.
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the incident- as it would come to be known-
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happened late on a tuesday afternoon.
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witnesses included an old woman...
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a blind man...
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and a young boy.
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the old woman,whose hearing was not what it used to be,
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saw Bree hodge emerge from her house
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in a way that told her
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she was upset about something.
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the blind man,whose hearing had become more acute,
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heard Edie say... oh,hey,Bree. what's up?
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...in a way that suggested
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Edie wasn't expecting any trouble.
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the young boy, who was not yet 11,
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heard Bree hodge say...
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i saw you kissing my husband.
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but he couldn't understand
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why someone would be angry about kisses,
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which he thought grown-ups liked.
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as the old woman pretended
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to clip hedges she'd already clipped,
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she saw the body language of her neighbors change.
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as the blind man listened in,
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he heard Bree say...
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what were you thinking,Edie? we're supposed to be friends.
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we are friends. i am not interested in Orson.
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the young boy then heard Edie add...
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so stop acting like such a bitch!
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...which included a word he was not allowed to use.
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the old woman then saw Bree hodge clench her fist.
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a second later, the blind man heard a slap...
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and the young boy saw Edie grab her cheek.
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as the two women parted company,
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a thought occurred
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to all those who had witnessed the incident...
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that right there on peaceful wisteria lane,
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the battle lines had been drawn,
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and someone...
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was going to get hurt.
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It happened on every second Sunday of May...
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children purchase tasteful bouquets...
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sign sentimental cards...
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and create homemade jewelry...
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all in an attempt to honor
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that woman known simply...
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as mother.
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oh!
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hey,mama. hey,baby.
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oh,my gosh!
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is this my daughter-in-law?
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well,i'm gonna hug her. oh! it's nice to meet you.
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oh,my goodness! oh!
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oh,okay.
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oh,my son was right.
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you are the prettiest thing!
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michael, i'm just taken with her.
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oh,well,good. thank you. come on,mama. let's get you unpacked.
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oh,yes,let's do,'cause i brought you a present. oh! oh!
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let's go. come on.
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wow!
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it's all recipes.
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not just any recipes.
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some of these have been in my family
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since before the war of northern aggression.
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you mean the civil war?
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i mean what i mean.
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um,well...
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i guess Mike didn't tell you
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that i'm,uh, really not a cook.
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oh,no,he told me.
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that's why i gave you these recipes,
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and i'm gon' teach you how to make 'em,too.
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isn't that nice,honey?
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oh, my meemaw always told me
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that a lady should be a chef in the kitchen,
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a maid in the living room and a whore in the bedroom.
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and michael says you've only got one of those covered,
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so i'm gon' help you with the other two.
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excuse me.
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the one she won't be helping me with-
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please tell me it's "whore."
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i call the computer. no way! i called it on the bus.
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whoa! whoa,whoa,whoa! guys, wait a minute. wait a minute.
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there's somebody i want you to meet.
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this is dr. dolan. hey,guys. i'm joshua.
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he's gonna hang out and watch us,
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you know,be a family.
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why?
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because we've had a couple of...
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problems lately.
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and my job is to find out what's causing those problems,
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and then i can help you be a stronger family. can we be a stronger family
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while playing "age of empires iii"?
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yeah,sure. i wanna learn how to play that game.
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go get started. i'll join you in a minute.
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so i like what you said
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about making the family stronger,
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but as i told you,kayla's the one you wanna focus on.
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well,i prefer to look at the big picture.
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you see,if a family is dysfunctional,
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it can lead to a child with problems.
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yeah, or a child with problems
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can lead to a dysfunctional family.
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i mean,kayla's the one that got my kids to light a fire
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and jump off the roof. honey,it-it sounds like
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dr. dolan has,um, kind of a plan here.
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i understand. it just seems like...
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at $140 an hour,we could skip straight to the part
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where you sit down with kayla
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and tell her to stop being so evil.
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mommy?
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yeah? um... i forgot to give you something.
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oh. it's a drawing i made for you in school.
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oh,well,thank you. it's beautiful. thank you.
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she never does this.
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mmm. don't. we're waiting for ellie.
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she's finishing up with a customer.
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well,maybe when she's done tattooing him,
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she can put "stop hitting the blind guy" on my forehead.
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you know,i've been hitting you a lot less lately,
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and i don't feel
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like i'm getting enough credit for that.
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you're right. i'm a bad husband.
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no,seriously.
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we're getting along better. have you noticed that?
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yeah,i think it's because of ellie.
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me,too. it's impossible to argue with her in the house.
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she makes us laugh.
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she takes you off my hands every once in a while. plus,she's always helping around the house.
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i mean,yesterday, without even being asked,
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she washed all the windows.
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she's amazing. i don't know where she gets all her energy.
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okay,so we're square.
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dude,you gotta call me next week.
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i got some great stuff coming in. all right.
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ellie,it's getting cold! i'll be right down!
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so should i sneak out the back?
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oh,no. that's my landlady. she's cool.
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she knows you're dealing?
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well,she's not that cool.
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oh,hey,guys!
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you were up there a while. can i see it?
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um,she- she means the tattoo.
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i would love for you to see it...
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but it's kind of down south.
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oh,on his... got it.
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does it hurt?
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it's okay.
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ellie gave me something for the pain.
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and fairview has a top-rated school district,
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which,uh...
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you'll appreciate in a couple of years.
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well,come on in. i'll show you the inside. you go ahead,honey.
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i'll wait until mark wakes up from his nap. all right,we'll see you in a minute.
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okay. all right...
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hi! oh,hi!
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i'm Bree hodge. lauren baxter. nice to meet you.
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so are you thinking of moving onto the lane?
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yes. this house is exactly what we've been looking for.
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do you mind if i ask- is it a safe neighborhood?
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oh,yes, the neighborhood's safe.
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i wish i could say the same for your real estate agent.
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well,what do you mean?
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what is this? you left it in the printer.
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it's a house listing.
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yeah, for a house in baltimore.
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yeah,wait till you see it. it's got a pool and a garden. this is about dad,isn't it?
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i'm doing this to protect us.
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we don't need to be protected. he's changed.
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it's all an act, sweetheart.
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you don't see it now, but you will.
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he's only back because he wants something.
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i don't know what exactly. i just know we're not safe here.
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oh,sure. that's it. dad has some evil plan.
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it couldn't be that he wants to be in my life,
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that he loves me. he isn't capable of love,dylan.
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i found that out the hard way,
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and we need to leave
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before you learn the same horrible lesson.
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move if you want.
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i'm staying here with my father.
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but what happened? things were going fine.
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i'm sorry. we need another realtor.
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all right.
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biscuits are the foundation of any southern meal.
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like my meemaw used to say, "ain't nothin' you can make
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don't taste better on a biscuit."
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a fount of wisdom, your meemaw.
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uh-huh.
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well...
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i really appreciate this. thanks,adele.
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"adele"? if you don't call me "mama," i'm gon' scream.
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don't do that... mama.
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now let's get started.
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we're gonna need a flour sifter.
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i don't have one.
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pastry cutter? sorry.
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dough hooks? don't even know what they are.
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that's fine. we can improvise.
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why don't you start by measuring out our dry ingrEdients?
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the flour and such?
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oh.
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michael is gonna be so happy.
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after a long day of work,
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he can come home to a nice, home-cooked southern meal.
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although he also enjoys
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coming home to sesame chicken from red panda,
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and they deliver.
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you know,it's a shame that michael has to work so hard.
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but i guess with all the money troubles
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you two have been havin'... he told you that?
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well,we're getting past it.
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only because my son is working himself to the bone.
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you know,it wouldn't hurt for you to get a job. i have a job.
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oh,you mean your little drawings?
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well,it's great for a woman to have a hobby.
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personally,i decoupage,
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but i'm talking about something that pays.
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children's books pay.
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really? how much?
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you know,i think,actually,
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i might have those dough hooks somewhere.
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oh,dear. i've insulted you.
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now i'm just trying to be helpful.
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no,no. it's fine,adele.
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mama.
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so we were sort of surprised to get your call.
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don't you need to see kayla a few more times
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before you report back to us? well,before continuing with her,
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i thought it might be helpful to ask you a few questions. oh,go ahead. shoot.
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do you love kayla?
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Lynette? hmm?
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i was talking to you.
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oh. well... s-sure.
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i've been very good to her.
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that wasn't his question.
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do you have a diploma on your wall,tom?
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i don't think so. zip it.
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again,um...
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do you love her?
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of course i do...
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as much as i can,given the way she joined our family.
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it's just-it's complicated.
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i understand. the problem is,
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kayla has picked up on your ambivalence,
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and she's become a very angry girl.
264
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so what do we do?
265
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oh,god. is this gonna be one of those therapy things
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where she hits me with a foam bat?
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there's a bond that develops
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between an infant and her mother.
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you and kayla never formed that bond,
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so what we need to do is recreate it.
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it's called attachment parenting,
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and it starts with kayla being by your side
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as often as possible.
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that sounds like exactly what they need.
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i mean,i don't have a diploma or anything,but...
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i'd really like to give this a try.
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whatever keeps you and kayla close and interacting-
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go to the movies, go shopping,
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maybe take a little trip together,just the two of you.
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could we revisit the foam bat idea for just a second?
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the plan sounds great,doc. don't worry.
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i will make sure that they are together constantly.
283
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as me if i love tom right now.
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go ahead. i dare ya.
285
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may i help you?
286
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i haven't seen benjamin in a week.
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i was thinking i'd take him for a few hours. it's not really a good time.
288
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well,Bree,whenever i call, it's not a good time,
289
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so if you don't mind,
290
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i'd like to take my son to the carnival. well,that sounds boring.
291
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i know. why don't you take him to Edie's house,
292
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and he can watch you give her a dental exam with your tongue?
293
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Bree,you don't understand.
294
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what you saw was bad judgment on Edie's part
295
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and good judgment on my part. i pushed her away.
296
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yes,eventually,with a big, dopey grin on your face.
297
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can we please put this behind us?
298
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i would like to take benjamin. i don't think so. i'd hate for him to be around
299
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when you had another attack of delayed morality,
300
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either with Edie or behind the wheel of your car.
301
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i am not having this argument.
302
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he is my son,too.
303
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not exactly.
304
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what? don't even-
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strictly speaking, you're not even related to him.
306
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i mean,it was fine for you to masquerade as his father
307
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when we were together, but now that we're not-
308
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this is wrong. i will hire a lawyer.
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i've already hired one. you'll be hearing from him shortly.
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oh,and if you're in the mood for a carnival,
311
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why not call Edie?
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i hear you get three throws for a dollar with her,too.
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bye,Gaby.
314
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you guys going for another walk?
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yeah. we found this sweet hiking trail-
316
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goes right through the middle of the woods. yeah,and unlike some people,
317
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ellie doesn't let the branches hit me in my face.
318
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you're spoiling him.
319
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what the hell?
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ellie,your door is locked!
321
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ellie!
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oh,shut up already.
323
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mom,guess what?
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dad's coming to my senior recital next week.
325
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i could swing by and pick you up,if you want.
326
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we could make it a real family outing.
327
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dylan,your father and i need to talk... in private.
328
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i'm not done saying good-bye.
329
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yes,you are. please get rid of that gum.
330
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i can hear you smacking all the way in the house.
331
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bye,sweetheart. bye,dad.
332
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just so we're clear,
333
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there will be no family outings.
334
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now,kathy, you shouldn't be rude
335
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to a man who still has feelings for you.
336
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meaning what? you still love me?
337
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i do. and i know i'm somewhat to blame
338
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for what's happened between us.
339
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that's why i've forgiven you for kidnapping our daughter.
340
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the least you can do is meet me halfway.
341
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oh,wayne.
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i don't deserve your forgiveness.
343
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maybe not,but i'm gonna give it to you anyway 'cause...
344
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i still think we could be happy together.
345
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could we?
346
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given all the things i did
347
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that you don't know about?
348
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what's that?
349
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i'm talking about all those men i was with
350
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while we were married.
351
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how can you forgive something like that?
352
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that's a lie.
353
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you wouldn't have dared.
354
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unhappy women do dangerous things.
355
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i think the worst
356
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was when i tricked you
357
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into thinking dylan was yours.
358
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i wanted to tell you the truth, but i was scared...
359
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for obvious reasons.
360
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i don't believe you.
361
00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:48,510
but i'm not worried anymore
362
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because you've changed.
363
00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:54,550
so what are you waiting for, wayne?
364
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forgive me.
365
00:18:58,730 --> 00:19:02,060
hey there! mrs. mccluskey.
366
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if she's not mine, then whose is she?
367
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does it matter?
368
00:19:14,930 --> 00:19:18,870
oh,i guess i won't be seeing you at the recital now.
369
00:19:19,150 --> 00:19:22,380
hmm. what a shame.
370
00:19:40,050 --> 00:19:41,870
are you sure it was cocaine?
371
00:19:42,030 --> 00:19:43,880
Carlos,i was a fashion model in the '90s.
372
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i know cocaine.
373
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damn it.
374
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what are you doing? i'm calling the police.
375
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:53,310
whoa,whoa,whoa,whoa!
376
00:19:53,470 --> 00:19:57,080
shouldn't we hear ellie's side of the story first? here's ellie's side.
377
00:19:57,250 --> 00:19:59,800
"selling drugs brings in more money than waiting tables."
378
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there you go. were you moved?
379
00:20:03,070 --> 00:20:04,850
okay,look, maybe i was wrong.
380
00:20:04,990 --> 00:20:07,890
maybe it was flour. maybe she's a pastry chef.
381
00:20:08,050 --> 00:20:10,720
yeah! and she came up with that tattoo cover story
382
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to hide her illicit baking.
383
00:20:13,670 --> 00:20:15,090
all right,look, i know we have to do something,
384
00:20:15,250 --> 00:20:17,410
but this woman's our friend.
385
00:20:17,570 --> 00:20:21,010
yes,and i'm a convicted felon still on probation.
386
00:20:21,170 --> 00:20:23,060
now if the police find out we're harboring a drug dealer,
387
00:20:23,210 --> 00:20:28,000
they're gonna fry me. we have to turn her in.
388
00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:33,500
well,the priority for me
389
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is working out custody of benjamin.
390
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to that end,i've written down
391
00:20:37,130 --> 00:20:39,920
all the pertinent facts about the situation.
392
00:20:40,070 --> 00:20:41,970
no,i don't want to do this over the phone.
393
00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:43,660
uh,listen. i'm gonna hop in the shower.
394
00:20:43,820 --> 00:20:48,010
how about we meet in your office in about an hour? great. thanks.
395
00:20:53,890 --> 00:20:55,270
Orson?
396
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,320
Orson?
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the,uh,the door's open.
398
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:03,000
Edie? what are you doing here?
399
00:21:03,170 --> 00:21:05,140
get out here,you wuss.
400
00:21:05,310 --> 00:21:07,280
that puritanical robot bitch of yours
401
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:10,190
is sabotaging my business.
402
00:21:10,940 --> 00:21:14,530
okay,hang on a second. i'll be right out.
403
00:21:32,530 --> 00:21:35,670
you know,uh,Orson... forget it.
404
00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:38,710
just-just take a nice,long shower.
405
00:21:38,870 --> 00:21:40,970
really? you sure?
406
00:21:41,130 --> 00:21:43,960
yeah. uh, now that i think about it,
407
00:21:44,130 --> 00:21:47,470
i can handle Bree all by myself.
408
00:21:54,490 --> 00:21:58,820
so that's when i saw all those bricks of cocaine under her bed.
409
00:21:59,580 --> 00:22:01,650
i mean,i-i mean, i think it was cocaine,
410
00:22:01,810 --> 00:22:03,020
and i think they're called bricks.
411
00:22:03,180 --> 00:22:06,490
i'm just a simple housewife. i don't know what i'm saying.
412
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,660
well,you've done the right thing,and it's thanks
413
00:22:09,820 --> 00:22:11,550
to the cooperation of citizens like you-
414
00:22:11,710 --> 00:22:14,510
yeah,yeah,yeah. when are you gonna get her out of our house?
415
00:22:14,670 --> 00:22:18,560
well,it's a little more complicated than that.
416
00:22:18,730 --> 00:22:20,530
meaning?
417
00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:22,860
bullock!
418
00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:28,260
oh,my god!
419
00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:31,180
what? what? i can't see anything.
420
00:22:31,330 --> 00:22:32,950
it's one of ellie's customers.
421
00:22:33,100 --> 00:22:35,110
actually, i'm detective bullock.
422
00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:37,870
we've been tracking miss leonard for several months now.
423
00:22:38,020 --> 00:22:40,000
okay,so if you know what she's doing,
424
00:22:40,030 --> 00:22:43,050
then why don't you just bust her? she's small-time.
425
00:22:43,210 --> 00:22:44,220
we're trying to get to her supplier,
426
00:22:44,390 --> 00:22:46,680
so we need her to keep dealing.
427
00:22:46,850 --> 00:22:50,850
wait. so you're just gonna leave a drug dealer in our house?
428
00:22:51,010 --> 00:22:52,990
yes. for now we just need you
429
00:22:53,150 --> 00:22:55,740
to act normal,pretend like you don't know anything.
430
00:22:55,910 --> 00:22:59,430
we'll move in when the case is made. okay,look,
431
00:22:59,590 --> 00:23:00,950
i'm all for doing my civic duty,
432
00:23:01,100 --> 00:23:06,260
but this woman- she's... sort of a... friend.
433
00:23:06,410 --> 00:23:07,700
and now you're asking us to trick her?
434
00:23:07,860 --> 00:23:11,120
i'm not sure we're comfortable with this.
435
00:23:12,370 --> 00:23:15,080
mr. Solis, you're on probation,right?
436
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:17,810
how'd you like not to be?
437
00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:29,950
what on earth could you possibly want?
438
00:23:30,110 --> 00:23:31,730
oh,i wanted to thank you.
439
00:23:31,900 --> 00:23:33,190
after you scared off that couple
440
00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:35,250
that were going to buy the young house,
441
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:37,280
i,uh,found another buyer,
442
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:40,120
and they're willing to go 10% over asking.
443
00:23:40,260 --> 00:23:43,290
well,good,when they drop by for their inspection,
444
00:23:43,450 --> 00:23:46,310
i'll just have to have a nice little chat with them,too.
445
00:23:46,470 --> 00:23:48,590
you wouldn't wanna do that to me.
446
00:23:48,750 --> 00:23:52,110
and after all, we're family.
447
00:23:52,270 --> 00:23:53,350
family?
448
00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:55,560
well,yes, since my nephew austin
449
00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:57,240
is benjamin's biological father,
450
00:23:57,390 --> 00:24:01,630
that makes me benjy's great-aunt-
451
00:24:01,790 --> 00:24:03,010
a term i don't exactly love,
452
00:24:03,170 --> 00:24:05,680
but it's better than "grandma,"
453
00:24:05,850 --> 00:24:08,700
which is what you are.
454
00:24:09,190 --> 00:24:10,290
how did you...
455
00:24:10,460 --> 00:24:11,360
cute story.
456
00:24:11,530 --> 00:24:15,460
i- i went over to Orson's to ask him to get you off my back,
457
00:24:15,610 --> 00:24:16,660
and the poor sap-
458
00:24:16,810 --> 00:24:18,940
he-he'd written the whole sordid tale down
459
00:24:19,100 --> 00:24:21,460
and left it right there on the table.
460
00:24:21,610 --> 00:24:23,770
Edie,if word got out,
461
00:24:23,950 --> 00:24:26,980
my whole family would be... humiliated.
462
00:24:27,140 --> 00:24:28,440
oh,i don't want word to get out.
463
00:24:28,610 --> 00:24:32,240
that would ruin everything, because right now i...
464
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,940
well,i own you.
465
00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:36,340
what does that mean?
466
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:39,300
glad you asked.
467
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:42,530
from this moment on, i am your best friend.
468
00:24:42,700 --> 00:24:44,670
you're gonna invite me to all of your fancy parties,
469
00:24:44,820 --> 00:24:46,560
set me up with all your single friends,
470
00:24:46,730 --> 00:24:50,120
and,well,if i'm ever in the mood for muffins,
471
00:24:50,290 --> 00:24:51,850
you're gonna bake 'em for me.
472
00:24:52,020 --> 00:24:54,070
Edie... please.
473
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:55,930
and if you don't,
474
00:24:56,090 --> 00:24:59,780
if for one second i don't feel the love,
475
00:24:59,940 --> 00:25:02,350
i'm gonna bury you.
476
00:25:02,510 --> 00:25:04,580
you understand?
477
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:06,400
yeah.
478
00:25:06,580 --> 00:25:08,190
good.
479
00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:12,340
oh,by the way,um,i'm having an open house tomorrow.
480
00:25:12,510 --> 00:25:16,010
a plate of banana nut muffins sure would set the mood.
481
00:25:16,170 --> 00:25:18,670
don't you think?
482
00:25:22,300 --> 00:25:24,150
oh! oh!
483
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:27,110
hey,honey, could you get that? thank you.
484
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:32,110
hey,Bree,perfect timing.
485
00:25:32,270 --> 00:25:37,650
we were just getting ready to deal the cards. Bree,are you okay?
486
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:45,730
there's something i've been... keeping from all of you,
487
00:25:45,890 --> 00:25:47,490
and,um...
488
00:25:49,180 --> 00:25:51,820
we need to talk.
489
00:25:56,230 --> 00:25:57,850
hey,wayne.
490
00:25:58,010 --> 00:25:59,590
i finished that d.n.a. you wanted.
491
00:25:59,750 --> 00:26:00,580
i'm probably gonna get in trouble
492
00:26:00,740 --> 00:26:02,990
because i put it in front of martin's triple homicide.
493
00:26:03,150 --> 00:26:04,650
you bad girl.
494
00:26:04,820 --> 00:26:06,500
well,i owe you. i just needed to confirm
495
00:26:06,650 --> 00:26:11,510
that the vic and my suspect are related. oh,well,actually,they're not.
496
00:26:11,660 --> 00:26:13,190
i ran the samples from the cheek swab
497
00:26:13,340 --> 00:26:14,190
and the wad of gum you gave me,
498
00:26:14,350 --> 00:26:17,600
and your suspect's not related to the victim at all.
499
00:26:18,580 --> 00:26:22,830
are you sure? mm-hmm. oh, yeah,it's 100% exclusion.
500
00:26:22,990 --> 00:26:25,440
are you hungry? 'cause i worked all through lunch,
501
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:29,610
and i thought that you and i could go get-
502
00:26:30,210 --> 00:26:31,920
wayne?
503
00:26:33,530 --> 00:26:36,980
oh,my god.
504
00:26:37,130 --> 00:26:40,020
and Edie threatened to use that to...
505
00:26:40,190 --> 00:26:41,280
yes.
506
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:42,750
okay,first of all, you're,like,
507
00:26:42,900 --> 00:26:46,060
the greatest mom ever to wanna protect danielle like that.
508
00:26:46,220 --> 00:26:47,870
thank you.
509
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:50,560
i can't believe she was blackmailing you.
510
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:52,680
i can't believe she made a play for Orson.
511
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:56,750
i can. she went after Carlos and Mike and karl.
512
00:26:56,910 --> 00:26:58,880
the only person she hasn't gone after is tom.
513
00:26:59,050 --> 00:27:00,510
yet.
514
00:27:00,670 --> 00:27:03,180
this woman is outta control.
515
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:06,620
what are you gonna do?
516
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:11,450
no. what are we gonna do?
517
00:27:37,780 --> 00:27:40,410
hey,guys,what's going on?
518
00:27:40,570 --> 00:27:42,560
i told them everything, Edie,
519
00:27:42,730 --> 00:27:44,450
about Orson,benjamin,
520
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:46,360
everything. you did?
521
00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:47,720
she did, so you can kiss
522
00:27:47,890 --> 00:27:50,540
that little blackmail scheme good-bye.
523
00:27:50,700 --> 00:27:51,900
well,i was only doing it because-
524
00:27:52,060 --> 00:27:55,130
you were only doing it because you're the devil.
525
00:27:55,570 --> 00:27:58,570
okay,fine,chew me out and let's get on with it.
526
00:27:58,730 --> 00:28:00,630
it's not like all the other times,Edie.
527
00:28:00,790 --> 00:28:02,310
we're done.
528
00:28:03,380 --> 00:28:04,290
done?
529
00:28:04,450 --> 00:28:06,390
we're not inviting you to poker. we're not talking to you.
530
00:28:06,540 --> 00:28:08,120
we're not even gonna wave when you jog by.
531
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:13,320
from now on,you are invisible. and we're gonna make sure every woman in a 5-mile radius
532
00:28:13,470 --> 00:28:15,020
knows the kind of crap you pulled.
533
00:28:15,170 --> 00:28:17,440
we tried to be your friends, but you don't even understand
534
00:28:17,590 --> 00:28:19,930
what that word means, so now we're gonna be something
535
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:22,450
you do understand.
536
00:28:24,430 --> 00:28:28,520
guys,wait. wait. i know i crossed a line this time,
537
00:28:28,690 --> 00:28:30,970
and,well,i'm-i'm sorry.
538
00:28:31,130 --> 00:28:32,270
did you hear something?
539
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:33,250
mnh-mnh.
540
00:28:33,420 --> 00:28:35,810
neither did i.
541
00:28:42,870 --> 00:28:44,760
over here, honey,look at the camera.
542
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:48,810
look at the camera. you ready to ride,dylan?
543
00:28:48,970 --> 00:28:51,390
now look,if you're scared, you don't have to. i want to.
544
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:53,180
no,you're a brave girl.
545
00:28:53,340 --> 00:28:55,630
hold up your arm for the camera,sweetheart.
546
00:28:55,780 --> 00:28:58,060
how many stitches is that? 11.
547
00:28:58,230 --> 00:29:00,400
and you didn't cry once, did you?
548
00:29:00,750 --> 00:29:02,790
can i ride now,please, daddy?
549
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:03,680
of course,baby.
550
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:05,680
i love you,daddy.
551
00:29:14,700 --> 00:29:16,860
dylan,it's me.
552
00:29:17,030 --> 00:29:20,030
uh,you need to come over here tomorrow.
553
00:29:20,380 --> 00:29:23,860
yeah,i know it's mother's day, but it's okay.
554
00:29:24,020 --> 00:29:27,510
i got some things to tell you about your mother.
555
00:29:32,110 --> 00:29:34,150
ooh,i want this one.
556
00:29:34,330 --> 00:29:37,900
oh. yow! it's a little pricey.
557
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:41,490
but i want it. you're the one who asked me to go shopping.
558
00:29:41,660 --> 00:29:43,730
well,i know,but we're supposed to be spending time together,
559
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:46,170
not going into debt.
560
00:29:48,770 --> 00:29:50,010
oh.
561
00:29:50,170 --> 00:29:51,980
how about this one?
562
00:29:52,140 --> 00:29:54,990
what do you mean, "supposed to"?
563
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:56,490
i just...
564
00:29:56,660 --> 00:29:59,540
it's good for us to hang out. i enjoy it.
565
00:29:59,710 --> 00:30:01,540
is this something that the doctor made you do?
566
00:30:01,700 --> 00:30:03,460
no. all my idea.
567
00:30:03,620 --> 00:30:07,760
i just wanted to treat you to a real fun day.
568
00:30:08,130 --> 00:30:10,210
all right. you want me to have fun?
569
00:30:10,370 --> 00:30:10,890
mm-hmm.
570
00:30:11,050 --> 00:30:13,560
buy me this.
571
00:30:15,940 --> 00:30:18,390
okay.
572
00:30:18,550 --> 00:30:20,500
good times.
573
00:30:21,660 --> 00:30:24,730
i'd like an old-fashioned, please.
574
00:30:26,230 --> 00:30:28,390
what's the matter,michael? you tuckered out?
575
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:30,210
oh,yeah,i just didn't get much sleep.
576
00:30:30,380 --> 00:30:32,300
honestly,i wonder how you ever get any,
577
00:30:32,470 --> 00:30:34,410
well,considering you got Susan in the bed
578
00:30:34,590 --> 00:30:36,960
sawing wood all night.
579
00:30:38,260 --> 00:30:40,380
i'm doing what now?
580
00:30:40,690 --> 00:30:42,420
snoring.
581
00:30:42,590 --> 00:30:44,330
what'd you say it sounded like,michael?
582
00:30:44,500 --> 00:30:47,070
a bunch of bulldogs in a bag?
583
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:50,290
but it is a sound that i've come to love.
584
00:30:50,460 --> 00:30:53,210
you know what my meemaw did to grandpa boo?
585
00:30:53,370 --> 00:30:56,020
she sewed a marble in the back of his pajama top,
586
00:30:56,190 --> 00:30:58,130
then if he rolled on his back to start snorin',
587
00:30:58,290 --> 00:31:02,000
it'd wake him right up. but i guess you can't do that,
588
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:05,280
seeing as how you sleep in the nude and all.
589
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:09,750
well, that's gonna change real soon.
590
00:31:10,210 --> 00:31:14,670
i'm gon' fix my face before i order. excuse me.
591
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:17,880
oh,this is nice.
592
00:31:18,050 --> 00:31:20,190
nice? she's driving me crazy.
593
00:31:20,340 --> 00:31:22,680
you have got to stop complaining about me to her.
594
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:24,880
i don't... complain.
595
00:31:25,030 --> 00:31:28,820
well,you could see how i, as the nude,snoring whore,
596
00:31:28,980 --> 00:31:30,380
would think so.
597
00:31:30,550 --> 00:31:32,120
okay, now i might vent a little bit,
598
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:34,540
but she's just trying to help. well, the next time she tries to help,
599
00:31:34,700 --> 00:31:36,620
she's gonna get an old-fashioned in her face,
600
00:31:36,790 --> 00:31:41,910
so you better step up and start defending me. okay,okay.
601
00:31:42,190 --> 00:31:44,680
well,lovely powder room.
602
00:31:44,860 --> 00:31:46,840
it's amazing that such a busy restaurant
603
00:31:47,010 --> 00:31:50,820
can keep their bathroom cleaner than yours.
604
00:31:52,510 --> 00:31:55,780
now,mama,that's- that's not very nice.
605
00:31:55,950 --> 00:31:56,880
well,you're the one who told me
606
00:31:57,050 --> 00:32:00,180
you didn't marry her for her housekeepin'.
607
00:32:00,460 --> 00:32:03,000
you just need someone to teach these things.
608
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:04,320
you know what?
609
00:32:04,490 --> 00:32:07,110
why don't i stay a few extra weeks,
610
00:32:07,270 --> 00:32:09,760
and you and i can spruce the house up?
611
00:32:09,910 --> 00:32:11,910
and don't worry. i'll leave when the baby comes.
612
00:32:12,060 --> 00:32:15,810
at my age,all that crying just cuts my nerves to shreds.
613
00:32:15,990 --> 00:32:18,630
now the first thing we're gonna do...
614
00:32:18,790 --> 00:32:21,380
is wash your walls.
615
00:32:21,570 --> 00:32:23,760
just 'cause we don't walk on 'em
616
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:26,710
doesn't mean they don't get dirty.
617
00:32:27,020 --> 00:32:30,030
now how do you remember that?
618
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,550
...science project. now when you used to read...
619
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:45,620
oh,my god! my water broke. what?
620
00:32:45,790 --> 00:32:47,920
my water just broke. i'm in labor.
621
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:51,160
we have to go. you're not due for a month.
622
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:54,240
i don't know what to tell you, mama. look at me.
623
00:32:55,100 --> 00:32:57,260
aah! come on. we have to get you to the hospital.
624
00:32:57,410 --> 00:32:58,760
well,yes,let's go.
625
00:32:58,930 --> 00:33:02,230
no,no,no,you should take a cab home and start packing.
626
00:33:02,390 --> 00:33:04,270
this one feels like a crier.
627
00:33:04,790 --> 00:33:05,600
well, are you sure i should-
628
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:07,730
aah! aah! come on.
629
00:33:07,890 --> 00:33:12,140
aah! aah! aah!
630
00:33:12,310 --> 00:33:15,050
ah. ah.
631
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:17,330
you're doing great,honey. just keep breathing.
632
00:33:17,490 --> 00:33:18,990
how close are the contractions?
633
00:33:19,150 --> 00:33:22,690
a few weeks apart. wanna go to the movies?
634
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:23,410
what?
635
00:33:23,570 --> 00:33:25,530
i'm not in labor,okay?
636
00:33:25,700 --> 00:33:27,390
but your water broke. i saw it.
637
00:33:27,550 --> 00:33:28,380
that was club soda.
638
00:33:28,530 --> 00:33:32,180
amniotic fluid doesn't have ice cubes and a lemon wedge. what,you faked that?
639
00:33:32,340 --> 00:33:33,700
i'm sorry. i panicked.
640
00:33:33,860 --> 00:33:36,530
your mother just invited herself to stay with us for three weeks,
641
00:33:36,700 --> 00:33:39,200
and you said nothing. i had to come up with a plan.
642
00:33:39,370 --> 00:33:41,150
well,what happens if we go home with no baby?
643
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:42,490
i didn't say it was a good plan.
644
00:33:42,660 --> 00:33:44,890
do you see the effect she has on me?
645
00:33:45,060 --> 00:33:47,340
i just thank god i wasn't drinking coffee.
646
00:33:47,510 --> 00:33:53,270
i could've hurt myself. okay, i get it. i'll talk to her.
647
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:55,040
thank you.
648
00:33:56,090 --> 00:33:59,140
do you wanna go back in there right now and tell her?
649
00:33:59,300 --> 00:34:01,460
no. no. the restaurant just comped our drinks.
650
00:34:01,620 --> 00:34:03,780
we'll tell her at home.
651
00:34:06,130 --> 00:34:09,500
well,we've done enough damage for one day.
652
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:10,370
let's go home.
653
00:34:10,530 --> 00:34:12,010
i want a corn dog first.
654
00:34:12,180 --> 00:34:13,710
oh,honey,we're about to have dinner.
655
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:16,580
but i'm hungry now. i want a corn dog.
656
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:19,390
all right. thank you. if you're hungry,
657
00:34:19,540 --> 00:34:23,200
i'll get you something healthy, and you can have it in the car.
658
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:27,060
corn. dog. why can't i have one?
659
00:34:27,620 --> 00:34:29,160
well,at this point,
660
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:31,360
because of the way you're acting.
661
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:32,660
please don't do this, kayla.
662
00:34:32,820 --> 00:34:34,710
we have been having such a nice time.
663
00:34:34,870 --> 00:34:37,010
and we can keep having a nice time.
664
00:34:37,170 --> 00:34:39,070
just give me what i want,
665
00:34:39,240 --> 00:34:41,970
or you're not gonna like what happens.
666
00:34:42,750 --> 00:34:44,910
are you... threatening me?
667
00:34:45,070 --> 00:34:46,260
i'm just saying,
668
00:34:46,410 --> 00:34:48,990
i got that idiot preston to jump off the roof.
669
00:34:49,150 --> 00:34:53,080
wonder what i could get penny to do.
670
00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:57,310
i'm sorry.
671
00:34:57,470 --> 00:35:00,720
i'm sorry. i shouldn't have done that,but that was...
672
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:05,470
that was horrible,what you said.
673
00:35:05,630 --> 00:35:06,260
and-and...
674
00:35:06,410 --> 00:35:09,180
you should never say that again.
675
00:35:10,260 --> 00:35:11,740
okay,so...
676
00:35:11,900 --> 00:35:15,250
come on. let's go. come on.
677
00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:20,610
oh,Susan,you're up.
678
00:35:20,770 --> 00:35:22,680
michael told me about your false labor.
679
00:35:22,850 --> 00:35:25,990
that was unusual. well,it happens.
680
00:35:26,150 --> 00:35:28,450
i know,but usually your water doesn't break.
681
00:35:28,620 --> 00:35:30,390
oh,that. um...
682
00:35:30,550 --> 00:35:33,280
turns out i spilled some club soda.
683
00:35:33,470 --> 00:35:35,860
well,no surprise there.
684
00:35:36,030 --> 00:35:40,060
michael told me what a klutzy kathy you are.
685
00:35:41,570 --> 00:35:43,210
i'm glad he finds that cute.
686
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:46,300
i myself don't have the patience.
687
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:52,700
hey,mama.
688
00:35:52,860 --> 00:35:54,350
hello,michael.
689
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:57,130
do you have a mother's day present for me?
690
00:35:57,280 --> 00:36:01,210
he sure does, but i want mine first.
691
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:03,400
mama,we need to talk.
692
00:36:03,570 --> 00:36:07,360
about what? about the way you talk to people.
693
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:12,910
i mean,um,sometimes you can be a little too... honest.
694
00:36:16,850 --> 00:36:19,630
sorry. go on.
695
00:36:19,780 --> 00:36:22,600
it's just... you don't realize how things sound
696
00:36:22,770 --> 00:36:23,700
when they're coming out of your mouth.
697
00:36:23,850 --> 00:36:26,970
i know you mean well- ohh!
698
00:36:27,130 --> 00:36:31,170
i'm getting to it. no,no,no, i-i love where this is going.
699
00:36:31,340 --> 00:36:34,440
it's just that,mama,sometimes when you're talking to Susan-
700
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:37,220
Susan,you look a little pale. are you okay?
701
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:39,890
oh,she's fine. and i wish she'd cut it out.
702
00:36:40,030 --> 00:36:42,030
no,i'm not trying to-ow!
703
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,760
Susan?
704
00:36:44,410 --> 00:36:46,460
are-are you going into labor? for real?
705
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:49,050
maybe. who cares? let her have it.
706
00:36:49,220 --> 00:36:50,200
okay,okay.
707
00:36:50,350 --> 00:36:52,260
mama,you've gotta stop taking potshots at Susan.
708
00:36:52,420 --> 00:36:53,800
she's my wife, and i love her,
709
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:55,590
and i can't have you upsetting her.
710
00:36:55,750 --> 00:37:00,630
sweetheart,i-i am deeply sorry and mortified.
711
00:37:00,780 --> 00:37:03,100
if-if i've caused you any distress,
712
00:37:03,260 --> 00:37:05,390
i never meant to hurt your feelings.
713
00:37:05,550 --> 00:37:08,260
apology accepted. let's go.
714
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:10,140
oh. whoo!
715
00:37:13,570 --> 00:37:16,660
happy mother's day!
716
00:37:16,820 --> 00:37:17,820
oh.
717
00:37:18,190 --> 00:37:19,770
oh,my gosh!
718
00:37:19,940 --> 00:37:24,010
that is so sweet. thank you so much.
719
00:37:24,170 --> 00:37:26,420
we're gonna go get your present. yeah.
720
00:37:26,580 --> 00:37:28,220
okay.
721
00:37:28,380 --> 00:37:30,610
i hope you like turtles.
722
00:37:31,470 --> 00:37:33,200
so...
723
00:37:34,310 --> 00:37:36,120
no kayla?
724
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:38,240
well, she's still pretty upset.
725
00:37:38,390 --> 00:37:40,490
again, i know i crossed the line,
726
00:37:40,650 --> 00:37:42,110
and i am so sorry.
727
00:37:42,270 --> 00:37:43,290
you know what? let's not get into this.
728
00:37:43,450 --> 00:37:45,270
i'm just gonna get angry all over again.
729
00:37:45,420 --> 00:37:49,260
tom,if you had been there and heard what she said...
730
00:37:49,410 --> 00:37:53,670
it doesn't matter. you hit her.
731
00:37:53,940 --> 00:37:56,000
honey, she's just a little girl.
732
00:37:56,160 --> 00:38:00,760
and now thanks to you, she's a frightened little girl.
733
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:02,460
sorry to bother you, dr. dolan,
734
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:05,820
but you said i could call anytime.
735
00:38:06,180 --> 00:38:08,110
my mom...
736
00:38:08,750 --> 00:38:11,020
she hit me.
737
00:38:11,570 --> 00:38:13,820
no,it's not the first time.
738
00:38:13,980 --> 00:38:14,960
i was afraid to tell you
739
00:38:15,130 --> 00:38:17,610
'cause i knew what she would do if she found out.
740
00:38:17,790 --> 00:38:19,230
please help me.
741
00:38:19,380 --> 00:38:22,050
i don't feel safe here.
742
00:38:22,330 --> 00:38:25,960
i have to go. she's coming.
743
00:38:38,390 --> 00:38:42,690
uh,sorry about the mess. the maid took the week off.
744
00:38:43,170 --> 00:38:45,950
you said you wanted to talk to me and...
745
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:48,250
tell me things about mom?
746
00:38:48,410 --> 00:38:51,500
you know what,kiddo? i-i had kind of a bad day yesterday.
747
00:38:51,660 --> 00:38:55,210
i sat around here drinking, feeling sorry for myself.
748
00:38:57,100 --> 00:38:59,060
and... and then i called you.
749
00:38:59,220 --> 00:39:00,110
that's okay.
750
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:02,120
if you're feeling sad or whatever,
751
00:39:02,300 --> 00:39:04,390
you should always call me.
752
00:39:04,550 --> 00:39:06,860
none of this is your fault. i hope you know that.
753
00:39:07,020 --> 00:39:08,650
none of what?
754
00:39:08,810 --> 00:39:12,640
i tried so hard to let the past just be the past.
755
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:13,990
i didn't- i didn't wanna bring up
756
00:39:14,150 --> 00:39:16,570
who did what to who or why.
757
00:39:16,730 --> 00:39:17,830
what did mom say to you?
758
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,790
and it turns out i've been kidding myself all this time.
759
00:39:20,950 --> 00:39:22,510
this family that i've been fighting for-
760
00:39:22,660 --> 00:39:25,680
it just- it doesn't even...
761
00:39:26,930 --> 00:39:28,680
exist.
762
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:30,270
we don't need her.
763
00:39:30,450 --> 00:39:32,250
i'm fine with just you and me.
764
00:39:32,410 --> 00:39:34,940
i'm happy now.
765
00:39:37,810 --> 00:39:40,550
ow! dad,you're hurting me.
766
00:39:42,310 --> 00:39:44,750
dad,what's the matter?
767
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:50,270
you have to go.
768
00:39:50,900 --> 00:39:52,660
what's wrong? did i do something?
769
00:39:52,820 --> 00:39:56,930
get outta here! now!
770
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:15,300
ellie? brunch is almost ready!
771
00:40:15,460 --> 00:40:17,150
this is gonna be so hard.
772
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:18,800
you can't think of her as your friend.
773
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:19,930
think of her as a drug dealer
774
00:40:20,090 --> 00:40:23,890
who could've gotten us into a lot of trouble. i'll try.
775
00:40:27,450 --> 00:40:29,380
oh! shoot.
776
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:32,340
i wanted to surprise you. what's this?
777
00:40:32,490 --> 00:40:35,020
well,you know, it's mother's day,and...
778
00:40:35,770 --> 00:40:38,580
i have kind of a crappy relationship with my mom,
779
00:40:38,740 --> 00:40:40,230
so...
780
00:40:40,390 --> 00:40:42,370
this is my way of saying thanks for being nicer to me
781
00:40:42,530 --> 00:40:45,130
than she ever was.
782
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:47,720
oh.
783
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:51,890
oh,honey!
784
00:40:53,110 --> 00:40:55,490
i'm glad i didn't get you the chocolates.
785
00:40:57,830 --> 00:41:01,480
no,travers,no,i decided spending mother's day with you
786
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:02,690
is more important
787
00:41:02,850 --> 00:41:07,130
than spending time showing people stupid houses.
788
00:41:07,590 --> 00:41:10,550
oh,love you,too,sweetheart.
789
00:41:10,850 --> 00:41:12,800
actually,i think mommy's gonna be spending
790
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:15,260
a lot more time with you from now on.
791
00:41:15,420 --> 00:41:18,150
but we'll talk about that when i get there,okay?
792
00:41:18,300 --> 00:41:21,730
i love you,baby. i'll see you soon.
793
00:41:28,900 --> 00:41:33,230
it happens the second sunday of every may.
794
00:41:34,010 --> 00:41:36,030
we celebrate the women
795
00:41:36,190 --> 00:41:37,830
who give us life...
796
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,530
and so much more.
797
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:46,500
the ones who protect us at all costs...
798
00:41:48,970 --> 00:41:54,090
who have the courage to fight those who would do us harm...
799
00:41:56,070 --> 00:42:00,430
who put our happiness ahead of their own.
800
00:42:01,950 --> 00:42:03,590
but mostly...
801
00:42:03,750 --> 00:42:06,490
we celebrate a mother's love,
802
00:42:07,150 --> 00:42:10,840
which is constant,eternal...
803
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:14,760
and there from the very beginning.
804
00:42:14,910 --> 00:42:16,840
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