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/ previously on...

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/ Gaby's new tenant...

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i understand you got a room to rent. we like you.

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if you have first and last months' rent,

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/ we'd like you even more. ... came with a dangerous secret.

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/ i'm your father. wayne's return meant trouble for Katherine.

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she doesn't know you, but i do.

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did you have anything to do with the fire at rick's restaurant?

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/ Lynette tried to warn tom about kayla...

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i think we have a seriously troubled young girl.

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/ and in his time of weakness,

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/ Orson chose the wrong shoulder to cry on.

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i don't... think...

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you're right.

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/ the incident- as it would come to be known-

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/ happened late on a tuesday afternoon.

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/ witnesses included an old woman...

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/ a blind man...

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/ and a young boy.

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/ the old woman,whose hearing was not what it used to be,

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/ saw Bree hodge emerge from her house

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/ in a way that told her

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/ she was upset about something.

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/ the blind man,whose hearing had become more acute,

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/ heard Edie say... oh,hey,Bree. what's up?

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/ ...in a way that suggested

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/ Edie wasn't expecting any trouble.

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/ the young boy, who was not yet 11,

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/ heard Bree hodge say...

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i saw you kissing my husband.

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/ but he couldn't understand

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/ why someone would be angry about kisses,

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/ which he thought grown-ups liked.

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/ as the old woman pretended

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/ to clip hedges she'd already clipped,

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/ she saw the body language of her neighbors change.

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/ as the blind man listened in,

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/ he heard Bree say...

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what were you thinking,Edie? we're supposed to be friends.

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/ we are friends. i am not interested in Orson.

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/ the young boy then heard Edie add...

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so stop acting like such a bitch!

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/ ...which included a word he was not allowed to use.

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/ the old woman then saw Bree hodge clench her fist.

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/ a second later, the blind man heard a slap...

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/ and the young boy saw Edie grab her cheek.

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/ as the two women parted company,

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/ a thought occurred

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/ to all those who had witnessed the incident...

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/ that right there on peaceful wisteria lane,

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/ the battle lines had been drawn,

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/ and someone...

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/ was going to get hurt.

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/ It happens the second sunday of every may

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/ children purchase tasteful bouquets...

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/ sign sentimental cards...

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/ and create homemade jewelry...

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/ all in an attempt to honor

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/ that woman known simply...

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/ as mother.

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oh!

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hey,mama. hey,baby.

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oh,my gosh!

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is this my daughter-in-law?

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well,i'm gonna hug her. oh! it's nice to meet you.

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oh,my goodness! oh!

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oh,okay.

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oh,my son was right.

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you are the prettiest thing!

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michael, i'm just taken with her.

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oh,well,good. thank you. come on,mama. let's get you unpacked.

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oh,yes,let's do,'cause i brought you a present. oh! oh!

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let's go. come on.

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wow!

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it's all recipes.

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not just any recipes.

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some of these have been in my family

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since before the war of northern aggression.

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you mean the civil war?

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i mean what i mean.

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um,well...

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i guess Mike didn't tell you

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that i'm,uh, really not a cook.

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oh,no,he told me.

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that's why i gave you these recipes,

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and i'm gon' teach you how to make 'em,too.

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isn't that nice,honey?

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oh, my meemaw always told me

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that a lady should be a chef in the kitchen,

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a maid in the living room and a whore in the bedroom.

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and michael says you've only got one of those covered,

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so i'm gon' help you with the other two.

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excuse me.

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the one she won't be helping me with-

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please tell me it's "whore."

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i call the computer. no way! i called it on the bus.

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whoa! whoa,whoa,whoa! guys, wait a minute. wait a minute.

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there's somebody i want you to meet.

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this is dr. dolan. hey,guys. i'm joshua.

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he's gonna hang out and watch us,

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you know,be a family.

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why?

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because we've had a couple of...

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problems lately.

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and my job is to find out what's causing those problems,

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and then i can help you be a stronger family. can we be a stronger family

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while playing "age of empires iii"?

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yeah,sure. i wanna learn how to play that game.

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go get started. i'll join you in a minute.

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so i like what you said

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about making the family stronger,

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but as i told you,kayla's the one you wanna focus on.

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well,i prefer to look at the big picture.

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you see,if a family is dysfunctional,

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it can lead to a child with problems.

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/ yeah, or a child with problems

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can lead to a dysfunctional family.

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i mean,kayla's the one that got my kids to light a fire

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and jump off the roof. honey,it-it sounds like

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dr. dolan has,um, kind of a plan here.

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i understand. it just seems like...

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at $140 an hour,we could skip straight to the part

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where you sit down with kayla

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and tell her to stop being so evil.

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mommy?

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yeah? um... i forgot to give you something.

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oh. it's a drawing i made for you in school.

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oh,well,thank you. it's beautiful. thank you.

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she never does this.

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mmm. don't. we're waiting for ellie.

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she's finishing up with a customer.

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well,maybe when she's done tattooing him,

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she can put "stop hitting the blind guy" on my forehead.

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you know,i've been hitting you a lot less lately,

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and i don't feel

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like i'm getting enough credit for that.

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/ you're right. i'm a bad husband.

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no,seriously.

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we're getting along better. have you noticed that?

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yeah,i think it's because of ellie.

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me,too. it's impossible to argue with her in the house.

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she makes us laugh.

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she takes you off my hands every once in a while. plus,she's always helping around the house.

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i mean,yesterday, without even being asked,

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she washed all the windows.

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she's amazing. i don't know where she gets all her energy.

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okay,so we're square.

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dude,you gotta call me next week.

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i got some great stuff coming in. all right.

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ellie,it's getting cold! i'll be right down!

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so should i sneak out the back?

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oh,no. that's my landlady. she's cool.

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she knows you're dealing?

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/ well,she's not that cool.

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oh,hey,guys!

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you were up there a while. can i see it?

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um,she- she means the tattoo.

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i would love for you to see it...

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but it's kind of down south.

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oh,on his... got it.

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does it hurt?

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it's okay.

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ellie gave me something for the pain.

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and fairview has a top-rated school district,

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which,uh...

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you'll appreciate in a couple of years.

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well,come on in. i'll show you the inside. you go ahead,honey.

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i'll wait until mark wakes up from his nap. all right,we'll see you in a minute.

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okay. all right...

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hi! oh,hi!

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i'm Bree hodge. lauren baxter. nice to meet you.

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so are you thinking of moving onto the lane?

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yes. this house is exactly what we've been looking for.

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do you mind if i ask- is it a safe neighborhood?

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oh,yes, the neighborhood's safe.

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i wish i could say the same for your real estate agent.

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well,what do you mean?

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what is this? you left it in the printer.

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it's a house listing.

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yeah, for a house in baltimore.

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yeah,wait till you see it. it's got a pool and a garden. this is about dad,isn't it?

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i'm doing this to protect us.

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/ we don't need to be protected. he's changed.

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it's all an act, sweetheart.

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you don't see it now, but you will.

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he's only back because he wants something.

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i don't know what exactly. i just know we're not safe here.

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oh,sure. that's it. dad has some evil plan.

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it couldn't be that he wants to be in my life,

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that he loves me. he isn't capable of love,dylan.

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i found that out the hard way,

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and we need to leave

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before you learn the same horrible lesson.

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move if you want.

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i'm staying here with my father.

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but what happened? things were going fine.

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i'm sorry. we need another realtor.

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all right.

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biscuits are the foundation of any southern meal.

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like my meemaw used to say, "ain't nothin' you can make

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don't taste better on a biscuit."

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a fount of wisdom, your meemaw.

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uh-huh.

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well...

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i really appreciate this. thanks,adele.

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"adele"? if you don't call me "mama," i'm gon' scream.

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don't do that... mama.

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now let's get started.

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we're gonna need a flour sifter.

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i don't have one.

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pastry cutter? sorry.

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dough hooks? don't even know what they are.

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that's fine. we can improvise.

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why don't you start by measuring out our dry ingrEdients?

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the flour and such?

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oh.

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michael is gonna be so happy.

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after a long day of work,

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he can come home to a nice, home-cooked southern meal.

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although he also enjoys

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coming home to sesame chicken from red panda,

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and they deliver.

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you know,it's a shame that michael has to work so hard.

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but i guess with all the money troubles

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you two have been havin'... he told you that?

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well,we're getting past it.

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only because my son is working himself to the bone.

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you know,it wouldn't hurt for you to get a job. i have a job.

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oh,you mean your little drawings?

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well,it's great for a woman to have a hobby.

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personally,i decoupage,

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but i'm talking about something that pays.

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children's books pay.

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really? how much?

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you know,i think,actually,

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i might have those dough hooks somewhere.

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oh,dear. i've insulted you.

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now i'm just trying to be helpful.

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no,no. it's fine,adele.

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mama.

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so we were sort of surprised to get your call.

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don't you need to see kayla a few more times

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before you report back to us? well,before continuing with her,

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i thought it might be helpful to ask you a few questions. oh,go ahead. shoot.

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do you love kayla?

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Lynette? hmm?

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i was talking to you.

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oh. well... s-sure.

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i've been very good to her.

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that wasn't his question.

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do you have a diploma on your wall,tom?

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i don't think so. zip it.

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again,um...

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do you love her?

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of course i do...

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as much as i can,given the way she joined our family.

257
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,411
it's just-it's complicated.

258
00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:09,706
i understand. the problem is,

259
00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:12,209
kayla has picked up on your ambivalence,

260
00:13:12,376 --> 00:13:16,588
and she's become a very angry girl.

261
00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:18,340
so what do we do?

262
00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:21,552
oh,god. is this gonna be one of those therapy things

263
00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:23,929
where she hits me with a foam bat?

264
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,722
there's a bond that develops

265
00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:27,933
between an infant and her mother.

266
00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:30,644
you and kayla never formed that bond,

267
00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:33,355
so what we need to do is recreate it.

268
00:13:33,522 --> 00:13:35,941
it's called attachment parenting,

269
00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:39,319
and it starts with kayla being by your side

270
00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:41,530
as often as possible.

271
00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:45,325
that sounds like exactly what they need.

272
00:13:45,534 --> 00:13:47,744
i mean,i don't have a diploma or anything,but...

273
00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:49,496
i'd really like to give this a try.

274
00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:52,791
whatever keeps you and kayla close and interacting-

275
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,459
go to the movies, go shopping,

276
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:58,172
maybe take a little trip together,just the two of you.

277
00:13:58,589 --> 00:14:01,592
could we revisit the foam bat idea for just a second?

278
00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:04,469
the plan sounds great,doc. don't worry.

279
00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:08,098
i will make sure that they are together constantly.

280
00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:12,186
/ as me if i love tom right now.

281
00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:14,688
go ahead. i dare ya.

282
00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:21,820
may i help you?

283
00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:24,031
i haven't seen benjamin in a week.

284
00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:27,826
i was thinking i'd take him for a few hours. it's not really a good time.

285
00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:29,912
well,Bree,whenever i call, it's not a good time,

286
00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,205
so if you don't mind,

287
00:14:31,413 --> 00:14:34,708
i'd like to take my son to the carnival. well,that sounds boring.

288
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:37,336
i know. why don't you take him to Edie's house,

289
00:14:37,503 --> 00:14:41,715
and he can watch you give her a dental exam with your tongue?

290
00:14:43,217 --> 00:14:45,010
Bree,you don't understand.

291
00:14:45,219 --> 00:14:47,930
what you saw was bad judgment on Edie's part

292
00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:50,432
and good judgment on my part. i pushed her away.

293
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:53,977
yes,eventually,with a big, dopey grin on your face.

294
00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:55,479
can we please put this behind us?

295
00:14:55,646 --> 00:14:59,149
i would like to take benjamin. i don't think so. i'd hate for him to be around

296
00:14:59,358 --> 00:15:01,568
when you had another attack of delayed morality,

297
00:15:01,777 --> 00:15:05,364
either with Edie or behind the wheel of your car.

298
00:15:05,656 --> 00:15:07,950
i am not having this argument.

299
00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:10,452
he is my son,too.

300
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:13,372
not exactly.

301
00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:16,583
what? don't even-

302
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,961
strictly speaking, you're not even related to him.

303
00:15:19,169 --> 00:15:21,547
i mean,it was fine for you to masquerade as his father

304
00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:23,006
when we were together, but now that we're not-

305
00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:27,219
this is wrong. i will hire a lawyer.

306
00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:31,598
i've already hired one. you'll be hearing from him shortly.

307
00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:36,395
oh,and if you're in the mood for a carnival,

308
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,897
why not call Edie?

309
00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:42,693
i hear you get three throws for a dollar with her,too.

310
00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:47,489
bye,Gaby.

311
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:48,699
you guys going for another walk?

312
00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:50,325
yeah. we found this sweet hiking trail-

313
00:15:50,409 --> 00:15:53,203
goes right through the middle of the woods. yeah,and unlike some people,

314
00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:56,331
ellie doesn't let the branches hit me in my face.

315
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:59,751
you're spoiling him.

316
00:16:03,839 --> 00:16:06,049
what the hell?

317
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,143
ellie,your door is locked!

318
00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:18,145
ellie!

319
00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:37,581
oh,shut up already.

320
00:16:55,974 --> 00:16:56,808
mom,guess what?

321
00:16:56,934 --> 00:16:58,852
dad's coming to my senior recital next week.

322
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:01,522
/ i could swing by and pick you up,if you want.

323
00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:03,941
we could make it a real family outing.

324
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:08,320
dylan,your father and i need to talk... in private.

325
00:17:08,529 --> 00:17:10,322
i'm not done saying good-bye.

326
00:17:10,447 --> 00:17:13,825
yes,you are. please get rid of that gum.

327
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:17,538
i can hear you smacking all the way in the house.

328
00:17:19,331 --> 00:17:21,124
bye,sweetheart. bye,dad.

329
00:17:28,465 --> 00:17:30,259
just so we're clear,

330
00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:32,970
there will be no family outings.

331
00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:34,888
now,kathy, you shouldn't be rude

332
00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:37,558
to a man who still has feelings for you.

333
00:17:37,683 --> 00:17:39,685
meaning what? you still love me?

334
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:42,479
i do. and i know i'm somewhat to blame

335
00:17:42,688 --> 00:17:43,772
for what's happened between us.

336
00:17:43,981 --> 00:17:46,066
that's why i've forgiven you for kidnapping our daughter.

337
00:17:46,191 --> 00:17:50,863
/ the least you can do is meet me halfway.

338
00:17:51,989 --> 00:17:53,782
oh,wayne.

339
00:17:53,866 --> 00:17:55,659
i don't deserve your forgiveness.

340
00:17:55,868 --> 00:17:59,079
maybe not,but i'm gonna give it to you anyway 'cause...

341
00:17:59,371 --> 00:18:03,584
i still think we could be happy together.

342
00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:06,128
/ could we?

343
00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:07,921
given all the things i did

344
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:10,799
that you don't know about?

345
00:18:11,717 --> 00:18:12,926
what's that?

346
00:18:13,010 --> 00:18:15,596
i'm talking about all those men i was with

347
00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:18,015
while we were married.

348
00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:21,518
how can you forgive something like that?

349
00:18:21,602 --> 00:18:23,437
that's a lie.

350
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:24,897
you wouldn't have dared.

351
00:18:25,022 --> 00:18:28,400
unhappy women do dangerous things.

352
00:18:28,609 --> 00:18:30,402
i think the worst

353
00:18:30,611 --> 00:18:32,529
was when i tricked you

354
00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:35,866
into thinking dylan was yours.

355
00:18:37,451 --> 00:18:40,662
i wanted to tell you the truth, but i was scared...

356
00:18:42,247 --> 00:18:44,166
for obvious reasons.

357
00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:46,460
i don't believe you.

358
00:18:47,044 --> 00:18:50,672
but i'm not worried anymore

359
00:18:50,756 --> 00:18:52,841
because you've changed.

360
00:18:54,051 --> 00:18:56,678
so what are you waiting for, wayne?

361
00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:59,056
forgive me.

362
00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:04,144
hey there! mrs. mccluskey.

363
00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:12,110
if she's not mine, then whose is she?

364
00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:14,988
does it matter?

365
00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:20,994
oh,i guess i won't be seeing you at the recital now.

366
00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:24,498
hmm. what a shame.

367
00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:44,059
are you sure it was cocaine?

368
00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:46,061
Carlos,i was a fashion model in the '90s.

369
00:19:46,228 --> 00:19:48,647
i know cocaine.

370
00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:50,941
damn it.

371
00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:54,361
what are you doing? i'm calling the police.

372
00:19:54,653 --> 00:19:55,529
whoa,whoa,whoa,whoa!

373
00:19:55,654 --> 00:19:59,241
shouldn't we hear ellie's side of the story first? here's ellie's side.

374
00:19:59,449 --> 00:20:02,035
"selling drugs brings in more money than waiting tables."

375
00:20:02,161 --> 00:20:05,122
there you go. were you moved?

376
00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:07,040
okay,look, maybe i was wrong.

377
00:20:07,166 --> 00:20:10,085
maybe it was flour. maybe she's a pastry chef.

378
00:20:10,294 --> 00:20:13,005
yeah! and she came up with that tattoo cover story

379
00:20:13,088 --> 00:20:15,799
to hide her illicit baking.

380
00:20:15,883 --> 00:20:17,301
all right,look, i know we have to do something,

381
00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:19,678
but this woman's our friend.

382
00:20:19,803 --> 00:20:23,265
yes,and i'm a convicted felon still on probation.

383
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,267
now if the police find out we're harboring a drug dealer,

384
00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:30,272
they're gonna fry me. we have to turn her in.

385
00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:35,777
well,the priority for me

386
00:20:35,903 --> 00:20:37,988
is working out custody of benjamin.

387
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:39,239
to that end,i've written down

388
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:42,242
all the pertinent facts about the situation.

389
00:20:42,326 --> 00:20:44,244
no,i don't want to do this over the phone.

390
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:45,913
uh,listen. i'm gonna hop in the shower.

391
00:20:46,121 --> 00:20:50,334
how about we meet in your office in about an hour? great. thanks.

392
00:20:56,131 --> 00:20:57,508
Orson?

393
00:21:00,344 --> 00:21:01,637
Orson?

394
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:03,722
the,uh,the door's open.

395
00:21:03,931 --> 00:21:05,307
Edie? what are you doing here?

396
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:07,434
get out here,you wuss.

397
00:21:07,643 --> 00:21:09,520
that puritanical robot bitch of yours

398
00:21:09,770 --> 00:21:12,481
is sabotaging my business.

399
00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:16,860
okay,hang on a second. i'll be right out.

400
00:21:34,878 --> 00:21:37,965
you know,uh,Orson... forget it.

401
00:21:38,173 --> 00:21:41,051
just-just take a nice,long shower.

402
00:21:41,176 --> 00:21:43,262
really? you sure?

403
00:21:43,512 --> 00:21:46,306
yeah. uh, now that i think about it,

404
00:21:46,515 --> 00:21:49,810
i can handle Bree all by myself.

405
00:21:56,817 --> 00:22:01,196
so that's when i saw all those bricks of cocaine under her bed.

406
00:22:01,905 --> 00:22:03,991
i mean,i-i mean, i think it was cocaine,

407
00:22:04,199 --> 00:22:05,409
and i think they're called bricks.

408
00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:08,829
i'm just a simple housewife. i don't know what i'm saying.

409
00:22:09,913 --> 00:22:11,999
well,you've done the right thing,and it's thanks

410
00:22:12,207 --> 00:22:13,917
to the cooperation of citizens like you-

411
00:22:14,168 --> 00:22:16,962
yeah,yeah,yeah. when are you gonna get her out of our house?

412
00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:20,966
well,it's a little more complicated than that.

413
00:22:21,133 --> 00:22:22,968
meaning?

414
00:22:23,051 --> 00:22:25,262
bullock!

415
00:22:29,641 --> 00:22:30,642
oh,my god!

416
00:22:30,851 --> 00:22:33,562
/ what? what? i can't see anything.

417
00:22:33,770 --> 00:22:35,355
it's one of ellie's customers.

418
00:22:35,564 --> 00:22:37,566
actually, i'm detective bullock.

419
00:22:37,649 --> 00:22:40,235
we've been tracking miss leonard for several months now.

420
00:22:40,444 --> 00:22:42,446
okay,so if you know what she's doing,

421
00:22:42,446 --> 00:22:45,449
then why don't you just bust her? she's small-time.

422
00:22:45,699 --> 00:22:46,700
we're trying to get to her supplier,

423
00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:49,077
so we need her to keep dealing.

424
00:22:49,286 --> 00:22:53,290
wait. so you're just gonna leave a drug dealer in our house?

425
00:22:53,499 --> 00:22:55,375
yes. for now we just need you

426
00:22:55,584 --> 00:22:58,212
to act normal,pretend like you don't know anything.

427
00:22:58,378 --> 00:23:01,882
we'll move in when the case is made. okay,look,

428
00:23:02,007 --> 00:23:03,383
i'm all for doing my civic duty,

429
00:23:03,592 --> 00:23:08,680
but this woman- she's... sort of a... friend.

430
00:23:08,889 --> 00:23:10,182
and now you're asking us to trick her?

431
00:23:10,307 --> 00:23:13,602
i'm not sure we're comfortable with this.

432
00:23:14,811 --> 00:23:17,481
mr. Solis, you're on probation,right?

433
00:23:17,731 --> 00:23:20,317
/ how'd you like not to be?

434
00:23:30,244 --> 00:23:32,454
/ what on earth could you possibly want?

435
00:23:32,621 --> 00:23:34,248
oh,i wanted to thank you.

436
00:23:34,456 --> 00:23:35,624
after you scared off that couple

437
00:23:35,833 --> 00:23:37,751
that were going to buy the young house,

438
00:23:37,918 --> 00:23:39,753
i,uh,found another buyer,

439
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:42,631
and they're willing to go 10% over asking.

440
00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:45,717
well,good,when they drop by for their inspection,

441
00:23:45,926 --> 00:23:48,846
i'll just have to have a nice little chat with them,too.

442
00:23:48,971 --> 00:23:51,098
you wouldn't wanna do that to me.

443
00:23:51,265 --> 00:23:54,685
and after all, we're family.

444
00:23:54,768 --> 00:23:55,894
family?

445
00:23:56,061 --> 00:23:58,063
well,yes, since my nephew austin

446
00:23:58,272 --> 00:23:59,773
is benjamin's biological father,

447
00:23:59,898 --> 00:24:04,194
that makes me benjy's great-aunt-

448
00:24:04,278 --> 00:24:05,571
a term i don't exactly love,

449
00:24:05,696 --> 00:24:08,198
but it's better than "grandma,"

450
00:24:08,365 --> 00:24:11,285
/ which is what you are.

451
00:24:11,660 --> 00:24:12,786
how did you...

452
00:24:12,995 --> 00:24:13,871
cute story.

453
00:24:14,079 --> 00:24:17,958
i- i went over to Orson's to ask him to get you off my back,

454
00:24:18,167 --> 00:24:19,168
and the poor sap-

455
00:24:19,418 --> 00:24:21,503
he-he'd written the whole sordid tale down

456
00:24:21,712 --> 00:24:24,006
and left it right there on the table.

457
00:24:24,214 --> 00:24:26,300
Edie,if word got out,

458
00:24:26,508 --> 00:24:29,511
my whole family would be... humiliated.

459
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:31,013
oh,i don't want word to get out.

460
00:24:31,221 --> 00:24:34,808
that would ruin everything, because right now i...

461
00:24:35,017 --> 00:24:37,519
well,i own you.

462
00:24:37,728 --> 00:24:38,937
what does that mean?

463
00:24:39,104 --> 00:24:41,940
glad you asked.

464
00:24:42,107 --> 00:24:45,110
from this moment on, i am your best friend.

465
00:24:45,319 --> 00:24:47,237
you're gonna invite me to all of your fancy parties,

466
00:24:47,404 --> 00:24:49,114
set me up with all your single friends,

467
00:24:49,323 --> 00:24:52,701
and,well,if i'm ever in the mood for muffins,

468
00:24:52,868 --> 00:24:54,453
you're gonna bake 'em for me.

469
00:24:54,661 --> 00:24:56,663
Edie... please.

470
00:24:56,872 --> 00:24:58,582
and if you don't,

471
00:24:58,665 --> 00:25:02,377
if for one second i don't feel the love,

472
00:25:02,544 --> 00:25:04,963
i'm gonna bury you.

473
00:25:05,172 --> 00:25:07,174
you understand?

474
00:25:07,841 --> 00:25:09,051
yeah.

475
00:25:09,176 --> 00:25:10,761
good.

476
00:25:10,969 --> 00:25:14,973
oh,by the way,um,i'm having an open house tomorrow.

477
00:25:15,182 --> 00:25:18,644
a plate of banana nut muffins sure would set the mood.

478
00:25:18,769 --> 00:25:21,271
don't you think?

479
00:25:24,983 --> 00:25:26,818
oh! oh!

480
00:25:26,985 --> 00:25:29,821
hey,honey, could you get that? thank you.

481
00:25:33,116 --> 00:25:34,785
hey,Bree,perfect timing.

482
00:25:34,910 --> 00:25:40,290
/ we were just getting ready to deal the cards. Bree,are you okay?

483
00:25:44,086 --> 00:25:48,423
there's something i've been... keeping from all of you,

484
00:25:48,507 --> 00:25:50,092
and,um...

485
00:25:51,802 --> 00:25:54,513
we need to talk.

486
00:25:58,934 --> 00:26:00,561
hey,wayne.

487
00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:02,229
i finished that d.n.a. you wanted.

488
00:26:02,437 --> 00:26:03,230
i'm probably gonna get in trouble

489
00:26:03,438 --> 00:26:05,649
because i put it in front of martin's triple homicide.

490
00:26:05,858 --> 00:26:07,359
you bad girl.

491
00:26:07,526 --> 00:26:09,236
well,i owe you. i just needed to confirm

492
00:26:09,361 --> 00:26:14,241
that the vic and my suspect are related. oh,well,actually,they're not.

493
00:26:14,366 --> 00:26:15,826
i ran the samples from the cheek swab

494
00:26:16,034 --> 00:26:16,827
and the wad of gum you gave me,

495
00:26:17,035 --> 00:26:20,330
and your suspect's not related to the victim at all.

496
00:26:21,248 --> 00:26:25,544
are you sure? mm-hmm. oh, yeah,it's 100% exclusion.

497
00:26:25,627 --> 00:26:28,130
are you hungry? 'cause i worked all through lunch,

498
00:26:28,380 --> 00:26:32,384
and i thought that you and i could go get-

499
00:26:32,968 --> 00:26:34,678
wayne?

500
00:26:36,305 --> 00:26:39,683
oh,my god.

501
00:26:39,892 --> 00:26:42,769
and Edie threatened to use that to...

502
00:26:42,895 --> 00:26:43,979
yes.

503
00:26:44,188 --> 00:26:45,480
okay,first of all, you're,like,

504
00:26:45,689 --> 00:26:48,775
the greatest mom ever to wanna protect danielle like that.

505
00:26:48,984 --> 00:26:50,569
thank you.

506
00:26:50,777 --> 00:26:53,280
i can't believe she was blackmailing you.

507
00:26:53,488 --> 00:26:55,407
i can't believe she made a play for Orson.

508
00:26:55,574 --> 00:26:59,495
/ i can. she went after Carlos and Mike and karl.

509
00:26:59,745 --> 00:27:01,622
the only person she hasn't gone after is tom.

510
00:27:01,830 --> 00:27:03,332
/ yet.

511
00:27:03,415 --> 00:27:05,918
this woman is outta control.

512
00:27:06,710 --> 00:27:09,421
what are you gonna do?

513
00:27:09,713 --> 00:27:14,218
/ no. what are we gonna do?

514
00:27:40,577 --> 00:27:43,288
hey,guys,what's going on?

515
00:27:43,372 --> 00:27:45,374
i told them everything, Edie,

516
00:27:45,582 --> 00:27:47,292
about Orson,benjamin,

517
00:27:47,459 --> 00:27:49,169
everything. you did?

518
00:27:49,378 --> 00:27:50,587
she did, so you can kiss

519
00:27:50,671 --> 00:27:53,382
that little blackmail scheme good-bye.

520
00:27:53,590 --> 00:27:54,758
well,i was only doing it because-

521
00:27:54,883 --> 00:27:57,970
you were only doing it because you're the devil.

522
00:27:58,387 --> 00:28:01,390
okay,fine,chew me out and let's get on with it.

523
00:28:01,598 --> 00:28:03,517
it's not like all the other times,Edie.

524
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:05,227
we're done.

525
00:28:06,228 --> 00:28:07,104
done?

526
00:28:07,312 --> 00:28:09,231
we're not inviting you to poker. we're not talking to you.

527
00:28:09,398 --> 00:28:11,024
we're not even gonna wave when you jog by.

528
00:28:11,108 --> 00:28:16,196
from now on,you are invisible. and we're gonna make sure every woman in a 5-mile radius

529
00:28:16,321 --> 00:28:17,906
knows the kind of crap you pulled.

530
00:28:18,031 --> 00:28:20,325
we tried to be your friends, but you don't even understand

531
00:28:20,409 --> 00:28:22,828
what that word means, so now we're gonna be something

532
00:28:22,911 --> 00:28:25,330
you do understand.

533
00:28:27,332 --> 00:28:31,420
guys,wait. wait. i know i crossed a line this time,

534
00:28:31,503 --> 00:28:33,797
and,well,i'm-i'm sorry.

535
00:28:34,047 --> 00:28:35,174
did you hear something?

536
00:28:35,340 --> 00:28:36,175
mnh-mnh.

537
00:28:36,341 --> 00:28:38,760
neither did i.

538
00:28:45,767 --> 00:28:47,644
/ over here, honey,look at the camera.

539
00:28:47,853 --> 00:28:51,773
/ look at the camera. you ready to ride,dylan?

540
00:28:51,857 --> 00:28:54,276
/ now look,if you're scared, you don't have to. i want to.

541
00:28:54,443 --> 00:28:56,069
/ no,you're a brave girl.

542
00:28:56,236 --> 00:28:58,572
/ hold up your arm for the camera,sweetheart.

543
00:28:58,655 --> 00:29:00,949
/ how many stitches is that? 11.

544
00:29:01,158 --> 00:29:03,368
/ and you didn't cry once, did you?

545
00:29:03,660 --> 00:29:05,662
/ can i ride now,please, daddy?

546
00:29:05,913 --> 00:29:06,580
/ of course,baby.

547
00:29:06,788 --> 00:29:08,582
/ i love you,daddy.

548
00:29:17,716 --> 00:29:19,801
dylan,it's me.

549
00:29:20,010 --> 00:29:23,013
uh,you need to come over here tomorrow.

550
00:29:23,305 --> 00:29:26,808
yeah,i know it's mother's day, but it's okay.

551
00:29:27,017 --> 00:29:30,479
i got some things to tell you about your mother.

552
00:29:35,108 --> 00:29:37,110
ooh,i want this one.

553
00:29:37,319 --> 00:29:40,948
oh. yow! it's a little pricey.

554
00:29:41,031 --> 00:29:44,451
but i want it. you're the one who asked me to go shopping.

555
00:29:44,660 --> 00:29:46,745
well,i know,but we're supposed to be spending time together,

556
00:29:46,829 --> 00:29:49,122
not going into debt.

557
00:29:51,750 --> 00:29:53,043
oh.

558
00:29:53,126 --> 00:29:54,920
how about this one?

559
00:29:55,128 --> 00:29:57,923
what do you mean, "supposed to"?

560
00:29:58,131 --> 00:29:59,424
i just...

561
00:29:59,633 --> 00:30:02,553
it's good for us to hang out. i enjoy it.

562
00:30:02,719 --> 00:30:04,555
is this something that the doctor made you do?

563
00:30:04,721 --> 00:30:06,431
no. all my idea.

564
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:10,727
i just wanted to treat you to a real fun day.

565
00:30:11,186 --> 00:30:13,272
all right. you want me to have fun?

566
00:30:13,397 --> 00:30:13,897
mm-hmm.

567
00:30:14,064 --> 00:30:16,567
buy me this.

568
00:30:18,986 --> 00:30:21,363
okay.

569
00:30:21,572 --> 00:30:23,574
good times.

570
00:30:24,700 --> 00:30:27,786
i'd like an old-fashioned, please.

571
00:30:29,288 --> 00:30:31,373
what's the matter,michael? you tuckered out?

572
00:30:31,582 --> 00:30:33,292
oh,yeah,i just didn't get much sleep.

573
00:30:33,375 --> 00:30:35,377
/ honestly,i wonder how you ever get any,

574
00:30:35,502 --> 00:30:37,462
well,considering you got Susan in the bed

575
00:30:37,588 --> 00:30:39,965
sawing wood all night.

576
00:30:41,341 --> 00:30:43,427
i'm doing what now?

577
00:30:43,719 --> 00:30:45,512
snoring.

578
00:30:45,637 --> 00:30:47,431
what'd you say it sounded like,michael?

579
00:30:47,639 --> 00:30:50,142
a bunch of bulldogs in a bag?

580
00:30:50,517 --> 00:30:53,312
but it is a sound that i've come to love.

581
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:56,315
you know what my meemaw did to grandpa boo?

582
00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:59,109
she sewed a marble in the back of his pajama top,

583
00:30:59,234 --> 00:31:01,236
then if he rolled on his back to start snorin',

584
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:05,115
it'd wake him right up. but i guess you can't do that,

585
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:08,327
seeing as how you sleep in the nude and all.

586
00:31:09,828 --> 00:31:12,831
well, that's gonna change real soon.

587
00:31:13,373 --> 00:31:17,753
i'm gon' fix my face before i order. excuse me.

588
00:31:19,671 --> 00:31:20,964
oh,this is nice.

589
00:31:21,173 --> 00:31:23,258
nice? she's driving me crazy.

590
00:31:23,467 --> 00:31:25,761
you have got to stop complaining about me to her.

591
00:31:25,969 --> 00:31:27,971
i don't... complain.

592
00:31:28,180 --> 00:31:31,975
well,you could see how i, as the nude,snoring whore,

593
00:31:32,059 --> 00:31:33,477
would think so.

594
00:31:33,685 --> 00:31:35,270
okay, now i might vent a little bit,

595
00:31:35,354 --> 00:31:37,648
but she's just trying to help. well, the next time she tries to help,

596
00:31:37,856 --> 00:31:39,775
she's gonna get an old-fashioned in her face,

597
00:31:39,858 --> 00:31:45,072
so you better step up and start defending me. okay,okay.

598
00:31:45,322 --> 00:31:47,825
well,lovely powder room.

599
00:31:47,991 --> 00:31:49,993
it's amazing that such a busy restaurant

600
00:31:50,202 --> 00:31:53,997
can keep their bathroom cleaner than yours.

601
00:31:55,707 --> 00:31:58,919
now,mama,that's- that's not very nice.

602
00:31:59,127 --> 00:32:00,003
well,you're the one who told me

603
00:32:00,212 --> 00:32:03,298
you didn't marry her for her housekeepin'.

604
00:32:03,590 --> 00:32:06,218
you just need someone to teach these things.

605
00:32:06,301 --> 00:32:07,511
you know what?

606
00:32:07,594 --> 00:32:10,305
why don't i stay a few extra weeks,

607
00:32:10,389 --> 00:32:12,891
and you and i can spruce the house up?

608
00:32:13,100 --> 00:32:15,102
and don't worry. i'll leave when the baby comes.

609
00:32:15,269 --> 00:32:19,064
at my age,all that crying just cuts my nerves to shreds.

610
00:32:19,147 --> 00:32:21,859
now the first thing we're gonna do...

611
00:32:21,942 --> 00:32:24,570
/ is wash your walls.

612
00:32:24,736 --> 00:32:26,947
just 'cause we don't walk on 'em

613
00:32:27,156 --> 00:32:29,950
doesn't mean they don't get dirty.

614
00:32:30,242 --> 00:32:33,245
now how do you remember that?

615
00:32:43,255 --> 00:32:45,757
...science project. now when you used to read...

616
00:32:46,008 --> 00:32:48,886
oh,my god! my water broke. what?

617
00:32:49,011 --> 00:32:51,180
my water just broke. i'm in labor.

618
00:32:51,305 --> 00:32:54,391
we have to go. you're not due for a month.

619
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:57,477
i don't know what to tell you, mama. look at me.

620
00:32:58,395 --> 00:33:00,480
aah! come on. we have to get you to the hospital.

621
00:33:00,689 --> 00:33:01,982
well,yes,let's go.

622
00:33:02,191 --> 00:33:05,485
no,no,no,you should take a cab home and start packing.

623
00:33:05,611 --> 00:33:07,488
this one feels like a crier.

624
00:33:07,988 --> 00:33:08,906
well, are you sure i should-

625
00:33:08,989 --> 00:33:10,991
aah! aah! come on.

626
00:33:11,074 --> 00:33:15,412
aah! aah! aah!

627
00:33:15,579 --> 00:33:18,290
ah. ah.

628
00:33:18,540 --> 00:33:20,626
you're doing great,honey. just keep breathing.

629
00:33:20,751 --> 00:33:22,252
how close are the contractions?

630
00:33:22,419 --> 00:33:25,923
a few weeks apart. wanna go to the movies?

631
00:33:26,131 --> 00:33:26,715
what?

632
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:28,842
i'm not in labor,okay?

633
00:33:29,051 --> 00:33:30,636
but your water broke. i saw it.

634
00:33:30,844 --> 00:33:31,637
that was club soda.

635
00:33:31,845 --> 00:33:35,432
amniotic fluid doesn't have ice cubes and a lemon wedge. what,you faked that?

636
00:33:35,641 --> 00:33:37,017
i'm sorry. i panicked.

637
00:33:37,142 --> 00:33:39,853
your mother just invited herself to stay with us for three weeks,

638
00:33:40,020 --> 00:33:42,523
and you said nothing. i had to come up with a plan.

639
00:33:42,648 --> 00:33:44,441
well,what happens if we go home with no baby?

640
00:33:44,650 --> 00:33:45,734
i didn't say it was a good plan.

641
00:33:45,943 --> 00:33:48,153
do you see the effect she has on me?

642
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:50,614
i just thank god i wasn't drinking coffee.

643
00:33:50,864 --> 00:33:56,578
i could've hurt myself. okay, i get it. i'll talk to her.

644
00:33:56,787 --> 00:33:58,372
thank you.

645
00:33:59,373 --> 00:34:02,459
do you wanna go back in there right now and tell her?

646
00:34:02,668 --> 00:34:04,795
no. no. the restaurant just comped our drinks.

647
00:34:04,962 --> 00:34:07,089
we'll tell her at home.

648
00:34:09,466 --> 00:34:12,886
well,we've done enough damage for one day.

649
00:34:12,970 --> 00:34:13,679
let's go home.

650
00:34:13,887 --> 00:34:15,389
i want a corn dog first.

651
00:34:15,472 --> 00:34:17,057
oh,honey,we're about to have dinner.

652
00:34:17,182 --> 00:34:19,893
but i'm hungry now. i want a corn dog.

653
00:34:20,060 --> 00:34:22,688
all right. thank you. if you're hungry,

654
00:34:22,938 --> 00:34:26,608
i'll get you something healthy, and you can have it in the car.

655
00:34:26,733 --> 00:34:30,404
corn. dog. why can't i have one?

656
00:34:31,029 --> 00:34:32,531
well,at this point,

657
00:34:32,698 --> 00:34:34,700
because of the way you're acting.

658
00:34:34,908 --> 00:34:36,034
please don't do this, kayla.

659
00:34:36,201 --> 00:34:38,120
we have been having such a nice time.

660
00:34:38,203 --> 00:34:40,414
and we can keep having a nice time.

661
00:34:40,497 --> 00:34:42,416
just give me what i want,

662
00:34:42,624 --> 00:34:45,335
or you're not gonna like what happens.

663
00:34:46,128 --> 00:34:48,338
are you... threatening me?

664
00:34:48,422 --> 00:34:49,631
i'm just saying,

665
00:34:49,798 --> 00:34:52,301
i got that idiot preston to jump off the roof.

666
00:34:52,551 --> 00:34:56,471
wonder what i could get penny to do.

667
00:34:59,057 --> 00:35:00,767
i'm sorry.

668
00:35:00,851 --> 00:35:04,146
i'm sorry. i shouldn't have done that,but that was...

669
00:35:05,856 --> 00:35:08,859
that was horrible,what you said.

670
00:35:09,067 --> 00:35:09,651
and-and...

671
00:35:09,860 --> 00:35:12,571
you should never say that again.

672
00:35:13,655 --> 00:35:15,157
okay,so...

673
00:35:15,365 --> 00:35:18,660
come on. let's go. come on.

674
00:35:22,164 --> 00:35:24,041
oh,Susan,you're up.

675
00:35:24,208 --> 00:35:26,084
michael told me about your false labor.

676
00:35:26,293 --> 00:35:29,421
that was unusual. well,it happens.

677
00:35:29,588 --> 00:35:31,882
i know,but usually your water doesn't break.

678
00:35:32,090 --> 00:35:33,800
oh,that. um...

679
00:35:34,009 --> 00:35:36,720
turns out i spilled some club soda.

680
00:35:36,887 --> 00:35:39,306
well,no surprise there.

681
00:35:39,515 --> 00:35:43,519
michael told me what a klutzy kathy you are.

682
00:35:45,020 --> 00:35:46,688
i'm glad he finds that cute.

683
00:35:46,813 --> 00:35:49,816
i myself don't have the patience.

684
00:35:55,113 --> 00:35:56,198
hey,mama.

685
00:35:56,323 --> 00:35:57,825
hello,michael.

686
00:35:58,158 --> 00:36:00,661
do you have a mother's day present for me?

687
00:36:00,744 --> 00:36:04,748
he sure does, but i want mine first.

688
00:36:05,123 --> 00:36:06,959
mama,we need to talk.

689
00:36:07,042 --> 00:36:10,838
about what? about the way you talk to people.

690
00:36:11,046 --> 00:36:16,426
i mean,um,sometimes you can be a little too... honest.

691
00:36:20,347 --> 00:36:23,141
sorry. go on.

692
00:36:23,225 --> 00:36:26,144
it's just... you don't realize how things sound

693
00:36:26,228 --> 00:36:27,229
when they're coming out of your mouth.

694
00:36:27,396 --> 00:36:30,482
i know you mean well- ohh!

695
00:36:30,691 --> 00:36:34,695
i'm getting to it. no,no,no, i-i love where this is going.

696
00:36:34,903 --> 00:36:37,990
it's just that,mama,sometimes when you're talking to Susan-

697
00:36:38,198 --> 00:36:40,784
Susan,you look a little pale. are you okay?

698
00:36:40,993 --> 00:36:43,370
oh,she's fine. and i wish she'd cut it out.

699
00:36:43,579 --> 00:36:45,581
no,i'm not trying to-ow!

700
00:36:45,789 --> 00:36:47,291
Susan?

701
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,002
are-are you going into labor? for real?

702
00:36:50,169 --> 00:36:52,588
maybe. who cares? let her have it.

703
00:36:52,796 --> 00:36:53,797
okay,okay.

704
00:36:53,881 --> 00:36:55,799
mama,you've gotta stop taking potshots at Susan.

705
00:36:55,966 --> 00:36:57,384
she's my wife, and i love her,

706
00:36:57,467 --> 00:36:59,094
and i can't have you upsetting her.

707
00:36:59,344 --> 00:37:04,224
sweetheart,i-i am deeply sorry and mortified.

708
00:37:04,308 --> 00:37:06,727
if-if i've caused you any distress,

709
00:37:06,810 --> 00:37:08,937
i never meant to hurt your feelings.

710
00:37:09,146 --> 00:37:11,815
apology accepted. let's go.

711
00:37:12,733 --> 00:37:13,734
oh. whoo!

712
00:37:17,112 --> 00:37:20,240
happy mother's day!

713
00:37:20,407 --> 00:37:21,408
oh.

714
00:37:21,742 --> 00:37:23,327
oh,my gosh!

715
00:37:23,535 --> 00:37:27,623
that is so sweet. thank you so much.

716
00:37:27,748 --> 00:37:30,042
we're gonna go get your present. yeah.

717
00:37:30,125 --> 00:37:31,835
okay.

718
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:34,254
i hope you like turtles.

719
00:37:35,088 --> 00:37:36,882
so...

720
00:37:37,966 --> 00:37:39,760
no kayla?

721
00:37:39,885 --> 00:37:41,887
well, she's still pretty upset.

722
00:37:41,970 --> 00:37:44,056
again, i know i crossed the line,

723
00:37:44,264 --> 00:37:45,766
and i am so sorry.

724
00:37:45,849 --> 00:37:46,850
you know what? let's not get into this.

725
00:37:47,059 --> 00:37:48,852
i'm just gonna get angry all over again.

726
00:37:49,061 --> 00:37:52,856
tom,if you had been there and heard what she said...

727
00:37:53,065 --> 00:37:57,277
it doesn't matter. you hit her.

728
00:37:57,569 --> 00:37:59,655
honey, she's just a little girl.

729
00:37:59,780 --> 00:38:04,368
and now thanks to you, she's a frightened little girl.

730
00:38:04,618 --> 00:38:06,119
sorry to bother you, dr. dolan,

731
00:38:06,328 --> 00:38:09,498
but you said i could call anytime.

732
00:38:09,832 --> 00:38:11,792
my mom...

733
00:38:12,417 --> 00:38:14,711
she hit me.

734
00:38:15,212 --> 00:38:17,506
no,it's not the first time.

735
00:38:17,631 --> 00:38:18,632
i was afraid to tell you

736
00:38:18,799 --> 00:38:21,301
'cause i knew what she would do if she found out.

737
00:38:21,426 --> 00:38:22,928
please help me.

738
00:38:23,011 --> 00:38:25,722
i don't feel safe here.

739
00:38:26,014 --> 00:38:29,601
i have to go. she's coming.

740
00:38:42,072 --> 00:38:46,368
uh,sorry about the mess. the maid took the week off.

741
00:38:46,869 --> 00:38:49,663
you said you wanted to talk to me and...

742
00:38:50,164 --> 00:38:51,957
tell me things about mom?

743
00:38:52,166 --> 00:38:55,252
you know what,kiddo? i-i had kind of a bad day yesterday.

744
00:38:55,335 --> 00:38:58,964
i sat around here drinking, feeling sorry for myself.

745
00:39:00,841 --> 00:39:02,759
and... and then i called you.

746
00:39:02,968 --> 00:39:03,844
that's okay.

747
00:39:03,969 --> 00:39:05,846
if you're feeling sad or whatever,

748
00:39:06,096 --> 00:39:08,098
you should always call me.

749
00:39:08,307 --> 00:39:10,601
/ none of this is your fault. i hope you know that.

750
00:39:10,809 --> 00:39:12,394
none of what?

751
00:39:12,603 --> 00:39:16,398
i tried so hard to let the past just be the past.

752
00:39:16,607 --> 00:39:17,691
i didn't- i didn't wanna bring up

753
00:39:17,900 --> 00:39:20,277
who did what to who or why.

754
00:39:20,486 --> 00:39:21,612
what did mom say to you?

755
00:39:21,778 --> 00:39:24,490
and it turns out i've been kidding myself all this time.

756
00:39:24,698 --> 00:39:26,283
this family that i've been fighting for-

757
00:39:26,408 --> 00:39:29,411
it just- it doesn't even...

758
00:39:30,704 --> 00:39:32,414
exist.

759
00:39:32,581 --> 00:39:33,999
we don't need her.

760
00:39:34,208 --> 00:39:36,001
i'm fine with just you and me.

761
00:39:36,210 --> 00:39:38,712
i'm happy now.

762
00:39:41,632 --> 00:39:44,343
ow! dad,you're hurting me.

763
00:39:46,136 --> 00:39:48,555
dad,what's the matter?

764
00:39:51,642 --> 00:39:54,019
you have to go.

765
00:39:54,728 --> 00:39:56,438
what's wrong? did i do something?

766
00:39:56,647 --> 00:40:00,734
/ get outta here! now!

767
00:40:15,165 --> 00:40:19,169
ellie? brunch is almost ready!

768
00:40:19,294 --> 00:40:20,963
this is gonna be so hard.

769
00:40:21,171 --> 00:40:22,673
you can't think of her as your friend.

770
00:40:22,798 --> 00:40:23,799
think of her as a drug dealer

771
00:40:23,882 --> 00:40:27,678
who could've gotten us into a lot of trouble. i'll try.

772
00:40:31,265 --> 00:40:33,183
oh! shoot.

773
00:40:33,392 --> 00:40:36,186
i wanted to surprise you. what's this?

774
00:40:36,270 --> 00:40:38,897
well,you know, it's mother's day,and...

775
00:40:39,565 --> 00:40:42,401
i have kind of a crappy relationship with my mom,

776
00:40:42,609 --> 00:40:44,111
so...

777
00:40:44,236 --> 00:40:46,238
this is my way of saying thanks for being nicer to me

778
00:40:46,405 --> 00:40:49,032
than she ever was.

779
00:40:49,825 --> 00:40:51,618
oh.

780
00:40:52,703 --> 00:40:55,706
oh,honey!

781
00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:59,334
i'm glad i didn't get you the chocolates.

782
00:41:01,712 --> 00:41:05,340
no,travers,no,i decided spending mother's day with you

783
00:41:05,507 --> 00:41:06,508
is more important

784
00:41:06,717 --> 00:41:11,013
than spending time showing people stupid houses.

785
00:41:11,430 --> 00:41:14,433
oh,love you,too,sweetheart.

786
00:41:14,766 --> 00:41:16,768
actually,i think mommy's gonna be spending

787
00:41:16,852 --> 00:41:19,146
a lot more time with you from now on.

788
00:41:19,354 --> 00:41:22,065
but we'll talk about that when i get there,okay?

789
00:41:22,274 --> 00:41:25,652
i love you,baby. i'll see you soon.

790
00:41:32,868 --> 00:41:37,164
/ it happens the second sunday of every may.

791
00:41:37,956 --> 00:41:39,958
/ we celebrate the women

792
00:41:40,083 --> 00:41:41,752
/ who give us life...

793
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:44,463
/ and so much more.

794
00:41:46,423 --> 00:41:50,511
/ the ones who protect us at all costs...

795
00:41:52,888 --> 00:41:58,018
/ who have the courage to fight those who would do us harm...

796
00:42:00,020 --> 00:42:04,399
/ who put our happiness ahead of their own.

797
00:42:05,901 --> 00:42:07,486
/ but mostly...

798
00:42:07,694 --> 00:42:10,405
/ we celebrate a mother's love,

799
00:42:11,114 --> 00:42:14,827
/ which is constant,eternal...

800
00:42:14,993 --> 00:42:18,705
/ and there from the very beginning.