1 00:00:01,502 --> 00:00:03,670 MARY ALICE: Previously on Desperate Housewives. 2 00:00:03,754 --> 00:00:04,922 Gabby's new tenant... 3 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:06,715 I understand you got a room to rent. 4 00:00:06,757 --> 00:00:10,552 We like you. If you have first and last month's rent, we'd like you even more. 5 00:00:10,594 --> 00:00:12,971 MARY ALICE: came with a dangerous secret. 6 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:14,348 I'm your father. 7 00:00:14,431 --> 00:00:17,267 MARY ALICE: Wayne's return meant trouble for Katherine. 8 00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:19,645 She doesn't know you. But I do. 9 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:23,190 Did you have anything to do with the fire at Rick's restaurant? 10 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:25,734 MARY ALICE: Lynette tried to warn Tom about Kayla. 11 00:00:25,776 --> 00:00:29,029 I think we have a seriously troubled young girl. 12 00:00:29,279 --> 00:00:31,615 MARY ALICE: And in his time of weakness, 13 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:35,994 Orson chose the wrong shoulder to cry on. 14 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:40,290 - I don't think... - You're right. 15 00:00:47,965 --> 00:00:50,968 MARY ALICE: "The incident," as it would come to be known, 16 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:54,137 happened late on a Tuesday afternoon. 17 00:00:56,473 --> 00:00:58,892 Witnesses included an old woman, 18 00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:02,563 a blind man, 19 00:01:04,314 --> 00:01:05,983 and a young boy. 20 00:01:07,818 --> 00:01:11,738 The old woman, whose hearing was not what it used to be, 21 00:01:11,822 --> 00:01:13,907 saw Bree Hodge emerge from her house 22 00:01:13,991 --> 00:01:17,244 in a way that told her she was upset about something. 23 00:01:19,329 --> 00:01:22,291 The blind man, whose hearing had become more acute, 24 00:01:22,374 --> 00:01:23,917 heard Edie say... 25 00:01:24,459 --> 00:01:26,336 Oh, hey, Bree. What's up? 26 00:01:27,004 --> 00:01:30,674 ... in a way that suggested Edie wasn't expecting any trouble. 27 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:34,511 The young boy, who was not yet 11, 28 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:36,221 heard Bree Hodge say... 29 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:38,599 I saw you kissing my husband. 30 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:41,768 But he couldn't understand why someone would be angry 31 00:01:41,852 --> 00:01:45,063 about kisses, which he thought grown-ups liked. 32 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:49,193 As the old woman pretended to clip hedges 33 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:50,444 she'd already clipped, 34 00:01:50,527 --> 00:01:53,906 she saw the body language of her neighbours change. 35 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:59,912 As the blind man listened in, he heard Bree say... 36 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:02,372 BREE: What were you thinking, Edie? We're supposed to be friends. 37 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:05,375 We are friends. I am not interested in Orson. 38 00:02:06,043 --> 00:02:08,545 MARY ALICE: The young boy then heard Edie add... 39 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:11,048 So stop acting like such a bitch! 40 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:14,843 ... which included a word he was not allowed to use. 41 00:02:16,220 --> 00:02:20,057 The old woman then saw Bree Hodge clench her fist. 42 00:02:21,308 --> 00:02:23,685 A second later, the blind man heard a slap. 43 00:02:23,727 --> 00:02:24,895 (SLAP) 44 00:02:25,103 --> 00:02:28,023 And the young boy saw Edie grab her cheek. 45 00:02:30,734 --> 00:02:32,778 As the two parted company, 46 00:02:33,237 --> 00:02:37,074 a thought occurred to all those who had witnessed "the incident." 47 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:41,245 That right there on peaceful Wisteria Lane, 48 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:44,873 the battle lines had been drawn, 49 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:48,919 and someone was going to get hurt. 50 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:03,600 It happens the second Sunday of every May. 51 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:07,604 Children purchase tasteful bouquets, 52 00:03:08,772 --> 00:03:10,983 sign sentimental cards, 53 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:14,361 and create homemade jewellery. 54 00:03:14,778 --> 00:03:16,905 All in an attempt to honour 55 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:21,076 that woman known simply as "Mother." 56 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:24,496 - Hey, Mama. - Hey, baby. 57 00:03:25,622 --> 00:03:27,166 Oh, my gosh. 58 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:32,588 Is this my daughter-in-law? Well, I'm gonna hug her! 59 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:36,508 - It's nice to meet you. - Oh, my goodness. 60 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:37,634 Okay. 61 00:03:39,303 --> 00:03:43,640 Oh, my son was right. You are the prettiest thing! 62 00:03:44,141 --> 00:03:48,562 - Michael, I am just taken with her. - Well, good. Thank you. 63 00:03:48,645 --> 00:03:49,980 Come on, Mama. Let's get you unpacked. 64 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:53,567 Oh, yes, let's do. 'Cause I brought you a present. 65 00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:54,985 Let's go. 66 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:05,370 Wow. It's all recipes! 67 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:08,624 Not just any recipes. Some of these have been in my family 68 00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:11,668 since before the War of Northern Aggression. 69 00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:15,130 You mean the Civil War? 70 00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:17,466 I mean what I mean. 71 00:04:20,177 --> 00:04:25,849 Well, I guess Mike didn't tell you that I'm really not a cook. 72 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:27,684 Oh, no, he told me. 73 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:30,229 That's why I gave you these recipes. 74 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:33,774 And I'm gonna teach you how to make them, too. 75 00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:35,984 Isn't that nice, honey? 76 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:38,862 My Meemaw always told me that a lady 77 00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:40,781 should be a chef in the kitchen, 78 00:04:40,864 --> 00:04:44,076 a maid in the living room, and a whore in the bedroom. 79 00:04:44,660 --> 00:04:47,704 And Michael says you've only got one of those covered. 80 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:51,166 So I'm gonna help you with the other two. 81 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:54,127 Excuse me. 82 00:04:58,507 --> 00:05:02,553 The one she won't be helping me with, please tell me it's "whore." 83 00:05:06,849 --> 00:05:09,852 - I call the computer! - No way! I called it on the bus. 84 00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:11,395 TOM: Guys! Wait a minute! Wait a minute. 85 00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:13,397 There's somebody I want you to meet. 86 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:15,899 - This is Dr Dolan. - Hey, guys. I'm Joshua. 87 00:05:15,941 --> 00:05:19,570 He's going to hang out and watch us, you know, be a family. 88 00:05:20,696 --> 00:05:22,239 - Why? - Because we've had 89 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:24,867 a couple of problems lately. 90 00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:28,787 And my job is to find out what's causing those problems, 91 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:31,081 and then I can help you be a stronger family. 92 00:05:31,123 --> 00:05:34,710 Can we be a stronger family while playing Age of Empires III? 93 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:36,920 Yeah, sure. I want to learn how to play that game. 94 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:39,798 Go get started. I'll join you in a minute. 95 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:46,305 LYNETTE: So, I like what you said, about making the family stronger. 96 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:49,516 But as I told you, Kayla's the one you want to focus on. 97 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:52,144 DR DOLAN: Well, I prefer to look at the big picture. 98 00:05:52,186 --> 00:05:57,024 You see, if a family is dysfunctional, it can lead to a child with problems. 99 00:05:57,107 --> 00:06:01,111 Yeah. Or a child with problems can lead to a dysfunctional family. 100 00:06:01,195 --> 00:06:04,031 I mean, Kayla's the one that got my kids to light a fire, 101 00:06:04,114 --> 00:06:05,157 and jump off the roof... 102 00:06:05,199 --> 00:06:08,619 Honey, it sounds like Dr Dolan has kind of a plan here. 103 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:11,455 I understand. It just seems like... 104 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:15,292 At $ 140 an hour, we could skip straight to the part 105 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:19,421 where you sit down with Kayla, and tell her to stop being so evil. 106 00:06:21,131 --> 00:06:22,841 - Mommy? - Yeah? 107 00:06:23,217 --> 00:06:26,929 I forgot to give you something. It's a drawing I made for you in school. 108 00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:29,973 Well, thank you. It's beautiful. Thank you. 109 00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:33,810 She never does this. 110 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:38,315 Mmm. 111 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:42,528 Don't. We're waiting for Ellie. She's finishing up with a customer. 112 00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:44,613 Well, maybe when she's done tattooing him, she can put 113 00:06:44,655 --> 00:06:47,157 "Stop hitting the blind guy" on my forehead. 114 00:06:47,241 --> 00:06:50,077 You know, I've been hitting you a lot less lately. 115 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:52,704 I don't feel like I'm getting enough credit for that. 116 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:55,207 You're right. I'm a bad husband. 117 00:06:55,666 --> 00:06:58,335 No. Seriously, we're getting along better. 118 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:01,672 - Have you noticed that? - Yeah. I think it's because of Ellie. 119 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:05,300 Me too! It's impossible to argue with her in the house. 120 00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:07,219 She makes us laugh, she takes you off my hands 121 00:07:07,261 --> 00:07:08,345 every once in a while... 122 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:10,138 Plus, she's always helping around the house. 123 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:12,307 I mean, yesterday, without even being asked, 124 00:07:12,349 --> 00:07:14,434 she washed all the windows. 125 00:07:14,518 --> 00:07:17,729 She's amazing. I don't know where she gets all her energy. 126 00:07:19,356 --> 00:07:21,191 Okay, so we're square. 127 00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:24,319 Dude, you gotta call me next week. I got some great stuff coming in. 128 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:25,445 All right. 129 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:28,866 - GABRIELLE: Ellie, it's getting cold! - I'll be right down! 130 00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:32,703 - So, should I sneak out the back? - Oh, no, that's my landlady. She's cool. 131 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:36,248 - She knows you're dealing? - Well, she's not that cool. 132 00:07:39,042 --> 00:07:44,381 Hey, guys. You were up there a while. Can I see it? 133 00:07:45,883 --> 00:07:49,094 She means the tattoo. 134 00:07:49,887 --> 00:07:53,849 I would love for you to see it, but it's kind of down south. 135 00:07:57,060 --> 00:08:00,105 Oh, on his... Got it. 136 00:08:01,064 --> 00:08:03,650 - Does it hurt? - It's okay. 137 00:08:04,902 --> 00:08:07,571 Ellie gave me something for the pain. 138 00:08:10,908 --> 00:08:14,077 And Fairview has a top-rated school district, 139 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:17,581 which you'll appreciate in a couple of years. 140 00:08:18,916 --> 00:08:20,792 Well, come on in. I'll show you the inside. 141 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:23,128 You go ahead, honey. I'll wait until Mark wakes up from his nap. 142 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:24,880 - All right, we'll see you in a minute. - LAUREN: Okay. 143 00:08:24,922 --> 00:08:26,089 EDIE: All right... 144 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:33,805 - Hi. - Hi. 145 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:37,392 - I'm Bree Hodge. - Lauren Baxter, nice to meet you. 146 00:08:37,768 --> 00:08:39,937 So, are you thinking of moving onto the lane? 147 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:44,316 Yes. This house is exactly what we've been looking for. 148 00:08:45,108 --> 00:08:47,819 Do you mind if I ask, is it a safe neighbourhood? 149 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:50,280 Oh, yes. The neighbourhood's safe. 150 00:08:50,364 --> 00:08:54,034 I wish I could say the same for your real estate agent. 151 00:08:54,076 --> 00:08:56,036 Well, what do you mean? 152 00:08:58,580 --> 00:09:01,542 What is this? You left it in the printer. 153 00:09:01,625 --> 00:09:04,545 - It's a house listing. - Yeah, for a house in Baltimore. 154 00:09:04,628 --> 00:09:07,130 Yeah, wait till you see it. It's got a pool and a garden... 155 00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:11,260 - This is about Dad, isn't it? - I'm doing this to protect us. 156 00:09:11,969 --> 00:09:15,180 We don't need to be protected. He's changed. 157 00:09:15,389 --> 00:09:19,351 It's all an act, sweetheart. You don't see it now, but you will. 158 00:09:20,811 --> 00:09:23,647 He's only back because he wants something. 159 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:27,568 I don't know what exactly. I just know we're not safe here. 160 00:09:27,651 --> 00:09:30,320 Oh, sure, that's it. Dad has some evil plan. 161 00:09:30,988 --> 00:09:34,157 It couldn't be that he wants to be in my life, that he loves me... 162 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:36,743 He is incapable of love, Dylan. 163 00:09:38,161 --> 00:09:40,497 I found that out the hard way. 164 00:09:40,998 --> 00:09:44,877 And we need to leave before you learn the same horrible lesson. 165 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:55,470 Move if you want. I'm staying here with my father. 166 00:09:59,016 --> 00:10:01,685 But what happened? Things were going fine. 167 00:10:01,685 --> 00:10:04,271 I'm sorry. We need another realtor. 168 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:22,581 All right, biscuits are the foundation of any Southern meal. 169 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:25,375 Like my Meemaw used to say, "Ain't nothing you can make 170 00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:28,003 "don't taste better on a biscuit." 171 00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:30,547 A fount of wisdom, your Meemaw. 172 00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:35,761 Well, I really appreciate this. Thanks, Adele. 173 00:10:35,886 --> 00:10:39,056 "Adele"? If you don't call me "Mama," I'm gonna scream. 174 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,350 Don't do that. Mama. 175 00:10:41,892 --> 00:10:45,896 Right. Now let's get started. We're going to need a flour sifter. 176 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:48,899 - I don't have one. - Pastry cutter? 177 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:51,443 - Sorry. - Dough hooks? 178 00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:53,737 Don't even know what they are. 179 00:10:54,238 --> 00:10:56,448 That's fine. We can improvise. 180 00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:59,868 Why don't you start by measuring out our dry ingredients? 181 00:11:02,746 --> 00:11:04,581 The flour and such. 182 00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:08,460 Michael is going to be so happy. 183 00:11:08,752 --> 00:11:11,755 After a long day of work, he can come home to a nice, 184 00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:13,632 home-cooked Southern meal. 185 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:18,554 Although he also enjoys coming home to sesame chicken from Red Panda, 186 00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:20,264 and they deliver. 187 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:21,390 (CHUCKLING) 188 00:11:22,683 --> 00:11:25,853 You know, it's a shame that Michael has to work so hard. 189 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:29,731 But I guess with all the money troubles you two have been having... 190 00:11:29,773 --> 00:11:33,610 He told you that? Well, we're getting past it. 191 00:11:34,111 --> 00:11:36,947 Only because my son is working himself to the bone. 192 00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:39,867 You know, it wouldn't hurt for you to get a job. 193 00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:41,118 I have a job. 194 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,954 You mean your little drawings? 195 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,291 Well, it's great for a woman to have a hobby. 196 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,042 Personally, I decoupage. 197 00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:51,086 But I'm talking about something that pays. 198 00:11:51,128 --> 00:11:54,631 - Children's books pay. - Really? How much? 199 00:11:56,466 --> 00:12:00,137 You know, I think, actually, I might have those dough hooks somewhere. 200 00:12:01,805 --> 00:12:06,143 Oh, dear, I've insulted you. I'm just trying to be helpful. 201 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:09,646 No, no it's fine, Adele, Mama. 202 00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:17,487 So, we were sort of surprised to get your call. 203 00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:19,781 Don't you need to see Kayla a few more times 204 00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:21,408 before you report back to us? 205 00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:23,493 Well, before continuing with her, 206 00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:26,622 I thought it might be helpful to ask you a few questions. 207 00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:28,582 Yeah. Go ahead. Shoot. 208 00:12:30,334 --> 00:12:32,002 Do you love Kayla? 209 00:12:34,004 --> 00:12:35,339 Lynette? 210 00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:37,007 I was talking to you. 211 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:42,679 Well, sure, I've been very good to her. 212 00:12:43,347 --> 00:12:45,557 That wasn't his question. 213 00:12:46,517 --> 00:12:47,851 Do you have a diploma on your wall, Tom? 214 00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:49,978 I don't think so. Zip it. 215 00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:55,526 Again, do you love her? 216 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:03,867 Of course I do. As much as I can, given the way she joined our family. 217 00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:06,036 It's just... It's complicated. 218 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:09,248 I understand. The problem is, 219 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,834 Kayla has picked up on your ambivalence. 220 00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:15,045 And she's become a very angry girl. 221 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:17,881 So, what do we do? 222 00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:21,218 Oh, God, is this going to be one of those therapy things 223 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,554 where she hits me with a foam bat? 224 00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:27,474 There's a bond that develops between an infant and her mother. 225 00:13:27,558 --> 00:13:32,688 You and Kayla never formed that bond, so what we need to do is recreate it. 226 00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:35,524 It's called "attachment parenting." 227 00:13:35,566 --> 00:13:40,070 And it starts with Kayla being by your side as often as possible. 228 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:44,199 That sounds like exactly what they need. 229 00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:47,286 I mean, I don't have a diploma or anything, but... 230 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,037 DR DOLAN: I'd really like to give this a try. 231 00:13:49,079 --> 00:13:52,249 Whatever keeps you and Kayla close and interacting. 232 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:55,586 Go to the movies, go shopping, maybe take a little trip together, 233 00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:57,462 just the two of you. 234 00:13:58,088 --> 00:14:01,049 Could we revisit the foam bat idea for just a second? 235 00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:03,969 The plan sounds great, Doc. Don't worry, 236 00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:06,930 I will make sure that they are together constantly. 237 00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:13,061 Ask me if I love Tom right now. Go ahead, I dare you. 238 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:23,530 - May I help you? - I haven't seen Benjamin in a week. 239 00:14:23,614 --> 00:14:25,782 I was thinking I'd take him for a few hours. 240 00:14:25,866 --> 00:14:27,409 It's not really a good time. 241 00:14:27,451 --> 00:14:29,578 Well, Bree, whenever I call is not a good time. 242 00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:32,331 So, if you don't mind, I'd like to take my son to the carnival. 243 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,333 Well, that sounds boring. 244 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,793 I know! Why don't you take him to Edie's house, 245 00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:40,797 and he can watch you give her a dental exam with your tongue? 246 00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:44,551 Bree, you don't understand. 247 00:14:44,635 --> 00:14:47,346 What you saw was bad judgement on Edie's part 248 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,890 and good judgement on my part. I pushed her away. 249 00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:53,393 Yes, eventually, with a big, dopey grin on your face. 250 00:14:53,477 --> 00:14:56,438 Can we please put this behind us? I would like to take Benjamin. 251 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:58,649 I don't think so. I'd hate for him to be around 252 00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:01,068 when you had another attack of delayed morality. 253 00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:04,446 Either with Edie or behind the wheel of your car. 254 00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:08,492 I am not having this argument. He is my son, too. 255 00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:11,662 Not exactly. 256 00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:16,124 What? Don't even... 257 00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:18,460 Strictly speaking, you're not even related to him. 258 00:15:18,502 --> 00:15:20,921 I mean, it was fine for you to masquerade as his father 259 00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:22,339 when we were together, but now that we're not... 260 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:26,635 This is wrong. I will hire a lawyer. 261 00:15:26,677 --> 00:15:30,556 I've already hired one. You'll be hearing from him shortly. 262 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:37,646 And if you're in the mood for a carnival, why not call Edie? 263 00:15:38,355 --> 00:15:41,859 I hear you get three throws for a dollar with her, too. 264 00:15:45,529 --> 00:15:48,073 - Bye, Gabby. - You guys going for another walk? 265 00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:49,658 Yeah, we found this sweet hiking trail. 266 00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:51,368 It goes right through the middle of the woods. 267 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:52,661 Yeah, and unlike some people, 268 00:15:52,703 --> 00:15:55,706 Ellie doesn't let the branches hit me in my face. 269 00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:57,541 You're spoiling him! 270 00:15:58,292 --> 00:15:59,751 (DOOR SHUTS) 271 00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:01,336 (FIRE ALARM BEEPING) 272 00:16:03,297 --> 00:16:04,882 What the hell? 273 00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:11,180 (HANDLE RATTLING) 274 00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:16,518 Ellie! Your door's locked! Ellie? 275 00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:36,079 Shut up, already! 276 00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:59,144 Mom, guess what? Dad's coming to my senior recital next week. 277 00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:01,772 I could swing by and pick you up, if you want. 278 00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:04,149 We could make it a real family outing. 279 00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:07,694 Dylan, your father and I need to talk. In private. 280 00:17:08,779 --> 00:17:10,697 I'm not done saying goodbye. 281 00:17:10,781 --> 00:17:13,700 Yes, you are. And please get rid of that gum. 282 00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:17,621 I could hear your smacking all the way in the house. 283 00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:21,458 - Bye, sweetheart. - Bye, Dad. 284 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:32,219 Just so we're clear, there will be no family outings. 285 00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:37,766 Now, Kathy, you shouldn't be rude to a man who still has feelings for you. 286 00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:40,519 - Meaning what? You still love me? - I do. 287 00:17:41,562 --> 00:17:43,981 And I know I'm somewhat to blame for what's happened between us. 288 00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:46,316 That's why I've forgiven you for kidnapping our daughter. 289 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:49,194 The least you can do is meet me halfway. 290 00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:55,784 Oh, Wayne. I don't deserve your forgiveness. 291 00:17:55,993 --> 00:17:57,786 Maybe not, but I'm gonna give it to you anyway, 292 00:17:57,828 --> 00:18:02,499 'cause I still think we could be happy together. 293 00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:09,590 Could we? Given all the things I did that you don't know about? 294 00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:13,093 What's that? 295 00:18:13,177 --> 00:18:17,014 I'm talking about all those men I was with while we were married. 296 00:18:18,348 --> 00:18:21,018 How can you forgive something like that? 297 00:18:21,852 --> 00:18:24,855 That's a lie. You wouldn't have dared. 298 00:18:25,189 --> 00:18:27,608 Unhappy women do dangerous things. 299 00:18:28,609 --> 00:18:34,239 I think the worst was when I tricked you into thinking Dylan was yours. 300 00:18:37,576 --> 00:18:40,871 I wanted to tell you the truth, but I was scared, 301 00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,249 for obvious reasons. 302 00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:49,713 - I don't believe you. - But I'm not worried any more. 303 00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,799 Because you've changed. 304 00:18:54,218 --> 00:18:57,888 So, what are you waiting for, Wayne? Forgive me. 305 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:03,268 Hey, there, Mrs McCluskey. 306 00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:11,568 If she's not mine, then whose is she? 307 00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:14,196 Doesn't matter. 308 00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:20,702 I guess I won't be seeing you at that recital now. 309 00:19:21,370 --> 00:19:22,454 (SCOFFS) 310 00:19:22,496 --> 00:19:24,164 What a shame. 311 00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:44,142 Now, are you sure it was cocaine? 312 00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:46,186 Carlos, I was a fashion model in the '90s. 313 00:19:46,270 --> 00:19:47,688 I know cocaine. 314 00:19:49,273 --> 00:19:52,818 - Damn it. - What are you doing? 315 00:19:52,943 --> 00:19:54,611 I'm calling the police. 316 00:19:54,695 --> 00:19:57,614 Shouldn't we hear Ellie's side of the story first? 317 00:19:57,990 --> 00:19:59,408 Here's Ellie's side, 318 00:19:59,449 --> 00:20:01,910 "Selling drugs brings in more money than waiting tables." 319 00:20:01,952 --> 00:20:04,371 There you go. Were you moved? 320 00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:08,667 Okay. Look, maybe I was wrong. Maybe it was flour. 321 00:20:08,959 --> 00:20:10,127 Maybe she's a pastry chef. 322 00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:13,088 Yeah. And she came up with that tattoo cover story 323 00:20:13,130 --> 00:20:15,340 to hide her illicit baking. 324 00:20:15,716 --> 00:20:18,093 All right. Look, I know we have to do something, but 325 00:20:18,135 --> 00:20:19,678 this woman's our friend. 326 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:22,973 Yes. And I'm a convicted felon still on probation. 327 00:20:23,307 --> 00:20:25,350 Now, if the police find out we're harbouring a drug dealer, 328 00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:29,146 they're gonna fry me. We have to turn her in. 329 00:20:34,318 --> 00:20:38,030 Well, the priority for me is working out custody of Benjamin. 330 00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:40,282 To that end, I've written down all the pertinent facts 331 00:20:40,324 --> 00:20:42,075 about the situation. 332 00:20:42,159 --> 00:20:44,203 No, I don't want to do this over the phone. 333 00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:45,871 Listen, I'm going to hop in the shower, 334 00:20:45,913 --> 00:20:48,373 how about we meet in your office in about an hour? 335 00:20:48,457 --> 00:20:49,708 Great. Thanks. 336 00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:57,382 Orson? 337 00:20:58,258 --> 00:20:59,843 (SHOWER RUNNING) 338 00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:03,388 Orson? The door's open. 339 00:21:03,514 --> 00:21:07,559 - Edie? What are you doing here? - Get out here, you wuss. 340 00:21:07,601 --> 00:21:12,022 That puritanical robot bitch of yours is sabotaging my business. 341 00:21:13,232 --> 00:21:16,109 Okay, hang on a second. I'll be right out. 342 00:21:16,193 --> 00:21:17,402 (DOOR CLOSES) 343 00:21:34,545 --> 00:21:37,881 You know, Orson, forget it. 344 00:21:37,965 --> 00:21:40,425 Just take a nice long shower. 345 00:21:40,968 --> 00:21:44,054 - Really? You sure? - Yeah. 346 00:21:45,222 --> 00:21:48,976 Now that I think about it, I can handle Bree all by myself. 347 00:21:56,859 --> 00:22:01,029 So that's when I saw all those bricks of cocaine under her bed. 348 00:22:01,905 --> 00:22:03,949 I mean, I think it was cocaine. 349 00:22:03,991 --> 00:22:05,367 And I think they're called "bricks." 350 00:22:05,409 --> 00:22:09,079 I'm just a simple housewife. I don't know what I'm saying. 351 00:22:09,913 --> 00:22:11,582 Well, you've done the right thing. 352 00:22:11,665 --> 00:22:14,334 And it's thanks to the cooperation of citizens like you... 353 00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:16,879 Yeah, yeah, yeah. When are you gonna get her out of our house? 354 00:22:16,962 --> 00:22:20,048 Well, it's a little more complicated than that. 355 00:22:21,133 --> 00:22:22,676 Meaning? 356 00:22:23,093 --> 00:22:24,303 Bullock. 357 00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:30,601 Oh, my God. 358 00:22:30,684 --> 00:22:33,520 What? What? I can't see anything. 359 00:22:33,604 --> 00:22:37,566 - It's one of Ellie's customers. - Actually, I'm Detective Bullock. 360 00:22:37,608 --> 00:22:40,277 We've been tracking Miss Leonard for several months now. 361 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:43,822 Okay. So if you know what she's doing, then why don't you just bust her? 362 00:22:43,864 --> 00:22:46,700 She's small-time. We're trying to get to her supplier. 363 00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:48,952 So we need her to keep dealing. 364 00:22:49,036 --> 00:22:53,207 Wait. So you're just going to leave a drug dealer in our house? 365 00:22:53,290 --> 00:22:56,376 Yes. For now we just need you to act normal. 366 00:22:56,460 --> 00:23:00,714 Pretend like you don't know anything. We'll move in when the case is made. 367 00:23:00,964 --> 00:23:03,258 Okay, look, I'm all for doing my civic duty, 368 00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:07,596 but this woman, she's sort of a friend. 369 00:23:08,639 --> 00:23:13,018 And now you're asking us to trick her? I'm not sure we're comfortable with this. 370 00:23:14,811 --> 00:23:19,024 - Mr Solis, you're on probation, right? - How'd you like not to be? 371 00:23:29,076 --> 00:23:30,160 (SIGHS) 372 00:23:30,244 --> 00:23:32,204 What on earth could you possibly want? 373 00:23:32,246 --> 00:23:34,122 I wanted to thank you. 374 00:23:34,164 --> 00:23:37,709 After you scared off that couple that were going to buy the Young house, 375 00:23:37,751 --> 00:23:39,628 I found another buyer. 376 00:23:39,670 --> 00:23:42,548 And they're willing to go 10% over asking. 377 00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:45,717 Well, good. When they drop by for their inspection, 378 00:23:45,759 --> 00:23:48,679 I'll just have to have a nice little chat with them, too. 379 00:23:48,762 --> 00:23:50,889 You wouldn't want to do that to me. 380 00:23:51,014 --> 00:23:53,559 And after all, we're family. 381 00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:56,395 - Family? - Well, yes. 382 00:23:56,436 --> 00:23:59,606 Since my nephew Austin is Benjamin's biological father, 383 00:23:59,690 --> 00:24:02,609 that makes me Benjy's great-aunt, 384 00:24:04,027 --> 00:24:07,656 a term I don't exactly love, but it's better than "Grandma." 385 00:24:08,115 --> 00:24:10,075 Which is what you are. 386 00:24:11,368 --> 00:24:12,619 How did you... 387 00:24:12,703 --> 00:24:17,499 Cute story. I went over to Orson's to ask him to get you off my back, 388 00:24:17,875 --> 00:24:21,211 and the poor sap, he'd written the whole sordid tale down 389 00:24:21,295 --> 00:24:23,255 and left it right there on the table. 390 00:24:23,297 --> 00:24:24,923 Oh, my God, Edie. 391 00:24:25,299 --> 00:24:29,344 If word got out, my whole family would be humiliated. 392 00:24:29,386 --> 00:24:32,431 I don't want word to get out. That would ruin everything. 393 00:24:32,472 --> 00:24:36,101 Because right now, I... Well, I own you. 394 00:24:37,394 --> 00:24:40,397 - What does that mean? - Glad you asked. 395 00:24:41,899 --> 00:24:44,818 From this moment on, I am your best friend. 396 00:24:44,902 --> 00:24:47,112 You're going to invite me to all of your fancy parties, 397 00:24:47,154 --> 00:24:50,199 set me up with all your single friends and, 398 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:54,203 well, if I'm ever in the mood for muffins you're going to bake them for me. 399 00:24:54,244 --> 00:24:56,330 Edie, please... 400 00:24:56,413 --> 00:25:01,376 And if you don't, if for one second, I don't feel the love, 401 00:25:02,252 --> 00:25:04,129 I'm going to bury you. 402 00:25:04,755 --> 00:25:06,381 You understand? 403 00:25:07,424 --> 00:25:09,468 - Yeah. - Good. 404 00:25:10,677 --> 00:25:14,389 By the way, I'm having an open house tomorrow. 405 00:25:14,765 --> 00:25:18,143 A plate of banana nut muffins sure would set the mood, 406 00:25:18,435 --> 00:25:20,020 don't you think? 407 00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:24,775 (DOORBELL RINGING) 408 00:25:26,276 --> 00:25:29,071 Hey, honey, could you get that? Thank you. 409 00:25:32,783 --> 00:25:34,451 Hey, Bree. Perfect timing. 410 00:25:34,535 --> 00:25:37,120 We were just getting ready to deal the cards. 411 00:25:37,204 --> 00:25:38,497 Bree, are you okay? 412 00:25:43,794 --> 00:25:48,674 There's something I've been keeping from all of you, and 413 00:25:51,552 --> 00:25:53,262 we need to talk. 414 00:25:58,642 --> 00:26:01,895 Hey, Wayne. I finished that DNA you wanted. 415 00:26:01,979 --> 00:26:03,355 I'm probably gonna get in trouble because 416 00:26:03,397 --> 00:26:05,357 I put it in front of Martin's triple homicide. 417 00:26:05,399 --> 00:26:07,943 You bad girl. Well, I owe you. 418 00:26:07,985 --> 00:26:11,572 I just needed to confirm that the vic and my suspect are related. 419 00:26:11,655 --> 00:26:13,907 Well, actually, they're not. 420 00:26:13,991 --> 00:26:16,201 Yeah, I ran the samples from the cheek swab and the wad of gum 421 00:26:16,243 --> 00:26:19,872 you gave me, and your suspect's not related to the victim at all. 422 00:26:20,998 --> 00:26:22,416 You sure? 423 00:26:22,499 --> 00:26:25,002 Oh, yeah. It's 100% exclusion. 424 00:26:25,252 --> 00:26:27,713 Are you hungry? 'Cause I worked all through lunch 425 00:26:27,754 --> 00:26:30,716 and I thought that you and I could go get... 426 00:26:32,509 --> 00:26:33,719 Wayne? 427 00:26:35,929 --> 00:26:38,182 Oh, my God. 428 00:26:39,433 --> 00:26:41,894 And Edie threatened to use that to... 429 00:26:42,352 --> 00:26:43,520 Yes. 430 00:26:43,770 --> 00:26:46,732 Okay, first of all, you're like the greatest mom ever 431 00:26:46,773 --> 00:26:50,235 - to want to protect Danielle like that. - Thank you. 432 00:26:50,277 --> 00:26:52,779 I can't believe she was blackmailing you. 433 00:26:52,863 --> 00:26:55,032 I can't believe she made a play for Orson. 434 00:26:55,115 --> 00:26:59,119 I can. She went after Carlos and Mike and Karl. 435 00:26:59,203 --> 00:27:01,246 The only person she hasn't gone after is Tom. 436 00:27:01,288 --> 00:27:02,539 Yet. 437 00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:05,292 This woman is out of control. 438 00:27:06,293 --> 00:27:08,295 What are you gonna do? 439 00:27:09,296 --> 00:27:10,631 No. 440 00:27:11,632 --> 00:27:13,467 What are we gonna do? 441 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:42,871 Hey, guys. What's going on? 442 00:27:42,913 --> 00:27:47,626 I told them everything, Edie, about Orson, Benjamin, everything. 443 00:27:47,668 --> 00:27:48,752 You did? 444 00:27:48,836 --> 00:27:52,214 She did. So you can kiss that little blackmail scheme goodbye. 445 00:27:52,923 --> 00:27:54,132 Well, I was only doing it because... 446 00:27:54,174 --> 00:27:56,927 You were only doing it because you're the devil. 447 00:27:57,928 --> 00:28:00,764 Okay, fine. Chew me out, and let's get on with it. 448 00:28:00,931 --> 00:28:04,184 It's not like all the other times, Edie. We're done. 449 00:28:05,435 --> 00:28:06,603 Done? 450 00:28:06,687 --> 00:28:08,689 We're not inviting you to poker, we're not talking to you, 451 00:28:08,772 --> 00:28:10,482 we're not even going to wave when you jog by. 452 00:28:10,524 --> 00:28:12,901 From now on, you are invisible. 453 00:28:13,193 --> 00:28:15,654 And we're going to make sure every woman in a five-mile radius 454 00:28:15,696 --> 00:28:17,322 knows the kind of crap you pulled. 455 00:28:17,364 --> 00:28:18,866 We tried to be your friends, 456 00:28:18,949 --> 00:28:21,201 but you don't even understand what that word means. 457 00:28:21,285 --> 00:28:24,246 So now we're going to be something you do understand. 458 00:28:26,790 --> 00:28:30,669 Guys, wait. Wait. I know I crossed the line this time and, 459 00:28:30,711 --> 00:28:32,629 well, I'm sorry. 460 00:28:33,297 --> 00:28:35,549 - Did you hear something? - No. 461 00:28:35,632 --> 00:28:37,134 Neither did I. 462 00:28:46,226 --> 00:28:48,187 WA YNE ON VIDEO: Over here, honey. Look at the camera. 463 00:28:48,228 --> 00:28:49,563 Look at the camera. 464 00:28:50,147 --> 00:28:51,690 Ready to ride, Dylan? 465 00:28:51,732 --> 00:28:53,525 Now, look, if you're scared, you don't have to. 466 00:28:53,567 --> 00:28:54,735 I want to. 467 00:28:54,818 --> 00:28:56,528 You're a brave girl. 468 00:28:56,570 --> 00:28:58,864 Hold up your arm for the camera, sweetheart. 469 00:28:58,906 --> 00:29:01,158 - How many stitches is that? - 11. 470 00:29:01,408 --> 00:29:03,952 And you didn't cry once, did you? 471 00:29:03,994 --> 00:29:07,039 - Can I ride now, please, Daddy? - Of course, baby. 472 00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:08,874 I love you, Daddy. 473 00:29:18,008 --> 00:29:22,137 Dylan, it's me. You need to come over here tomorrow. 474 00:29:23,764 --> 00:29:27,184 Yeah. I know it's Mother's Day, but it's okay. 475 00:29:27,267 --> 00:29:30,729 I got some things to tell you about your mother. 476 00:29:35,192 --> 00:29:37,319 I want this one. 477 00:29:37,694 --> 00:29:38,820 (EX CLAIMS) 478 00:29:39,029 --> 00:29:42,533 - Yow! It's a little pricey. - But I want it. 479 00:29:42,866 --> 00:29:44,785 You're the one who asked me to go shopping. 480 00:29:44,868 --> 00:29:47,037 Well, I know, but we're supposed to be spending time together, 481 00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:48,664 not going into debt. 482 00:29:52,042 --> 00:29:54,336 How about this one? 483 00:29:55,462 --> 00:29:58,423 What do you mean, "Supposed to"? 484 00:29:58,465 --> 00:30:01,426 I just... It's good for us to hang out. 485 00:30:01,635 --> 00:30:02,928 I enjoy it. 486 00:30:02,970 --> 00:30:05,013 Is this something that the doctor made you do? 487 00:30:05,055 --> 00:30:09,726 No. All my idea. I just wanted to treat you to a real fun day. 488 00:30:11,144 --> 00:30:12,396 All right. 489 00:30:12,479 --> 00:30:15,023 You want me to have fun? Buy me this. 490 00:30:19,236 --> 00:30:20,445 Okay. 491 00:30:21,738 --> 00:30:23,157 Good times. 492 00:30:24,908 --> 00:30:27,286 I'd like an old-fashioned, please. 493 00:30:28,412 --> 00:30:29,580 (YAWNS) 494 00:30:29,663 --> 00:30:31,748 What's the matter, Michael? You tuckered out? 495 00:30:31,832 --> 00:30:33,500 Oh, yeah. I just didn't get much sleep. 496 00:30:33,584 --> 00:30:35,669 Honestly, I wonder how you ever get any. 497 00:30:35,752 --> 00:30:39,548 Well, considering you got Susan in the bed sawing wood all night. 498 00:30:39,590 --> 00:30:40,799 (LAUGHING) 499 00:30:41,592 --> 00:30:43,343 I'm doing what now? 500 00:30:43,927 --> 00:30:45,512 Snoring. 501 00:30:45,596 --> 00:30:47,556 What'd you say it sounded like, Michael? 502 00:30:47,598 --> 00:30:49,725 A bunch of bulldogs in a bag? 503 00:30:49,766 --> 00:30:50,851 (ADELE LAUGHING) 504 00:30:50,934 --> 00:30:53,770 But it is a sound that I've come to love. 505 00:30:53,854 --> 00:30:56,315 You know what my Meemaw did to Grandpa Boo? 506 00:30:56,607 --> 00:30:59,318 She sewed a marble in the back of his pyjama top. 507 00:30:59,359 --> 00:31:03,322 Then if he rolled on his back to start snoring, it'd wake him right up. 508 00:31:03,530 --> 00:31:05,324 But I guess you can't do that, 509 00:31:05,365 --> 00:31:08,327 seeing as how you sleep in the nude and all. 510 00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:12,664 Well, that's gonna change real soon. 511 00:31:13,540 --> 00:31:16,627 I'm gonna fix my face before I order. Excuse me. 512 00:31:19,796 --> 00:31:22,132 - Well, this is nice. - "Nice"? 513 00:31:22,216 --> 00:31:23,509 She's driving me crazy. 514 00:31:23,550 --> 00:31:26,011 You have got to stop complaining about me to her. 515 00:31:26,053 --> 00:31:27,721 I don't complain. 516 00:31:28,138 --> 00:31:29,973 Well, you could see how I, 517 00:31:30,057 --> 00:31:33,352 as the nude, snoring whore, would think so. 518 00:31:33,393 --> 00:31:36,605 Okay, now, I might vent a little bit, but she's just trying to help. 519 00:31:36,647 --> 00:31:37,814 Well, the next time she tries to help, 520 00:31:37,898 --> 00:31:39,900 she's going to get an old-fashioned in her face, 521 00:31:39,983 --> 00:31:42,653 so you better step up and start defending me. 522 00:31:42,653 --> 00:31:44,238 Okay. Okay. 523 00:31:45,489 --> 00:31:47,950 Well, lovely powder room. 524 00:31:47,991 --> 00:31:50,160 It's amazing that such a busy restaurant 525 00:31:50,244 --> 00:31:53,372 can keep their bathroom cleaner than yours. 526 00:31:55,833 --> 00:31:59,044 Now, Mama, that's not very nice. 527 00:31:59,086 --> 00:32:03,632 Well, you're the one who told me you didn't marry her for her housekeeping. 528 00:32:03,674 --> 00:32:06,218 You just need someone to teach you these things. 529 00:32:06,260 --> 00:32:10,430 You know what? Why don't I stay a few extra weeks, 530 00:32:10,514 --> 00:32:13,016 and you and I can spruce the house up. 531 00:32:13,100 --> 00:32:15,269 And don't worry, I'll leave when the baby comes. 532 00:32:15,352 --> 00:32:19,147 At my age, all that crying just cuts my nerves to shreds. 533 00:32:19,189 --> 00:32:24,570 Now, the first thing we're gonna do is wash your walls. 534 00:32:24,611 --> 00:32:29,783 (ECHOES) Just 'cause we don't walk on them, doesn't mean they don't get dirty. 535 00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:34,955 (ECHOED CHATTERING) 536 00:32:45,799 --> 00:32:48,802 - Oh, my God. My water broke. - What? 537 00:32:48,886 --> 00:32:52,097 My water just broke. I'm in labour. We have to go. 538 00:32:52,973 --> 00:32:54,474 You're not due for a month. 539 00:32:54,558 --> 00:32:57,269 I don't know what to tell you, Mama. Look at me. 540 00:32:57,895 --> 00:32:59,021 (SCREAMS) 541 00:32:59,062 --> 00:33:00,355 Come on. We have to get you to the hospital. 542 00:33:00,397 --> 00:33:02,149 Well, yes. Let's go. 543 00:33:02,232 --> 00:33:05,652 No, no. You should take a cab home and start packing. 544 00:33:05,736 --> 00:33:08,071 This one feels like a crier. 545 00:33:08,155 --> 00:33:09,656 Are you sure I shouldn't... 546 00:33:09,740 --> 00:33:10,866 (SHOUTING) 547 00:33:15,496 --> 00:33:17,372 (GROANS) 548 00:33:18,415 --> 00:33:20,626 You're doing great, honey. Just keep breathing. 549 00:33:20,667 --> 00:33:22,377 How close are the contractions? 550 00:33:22,419 --> 00:33:25,506 A few weeks apart. Wanna go to the movies? 551 00:33:26,089 --> 00:33:28,550 - What? - I'm not in labour, okay? 552 00:33:28,926 --> 00:33:31,720 - But your water broke. I saw it. - That was club soda. 553 00:33:31,762 --> 00:33:34,473 Amniotic fluid doesn't have ice cubes and a lemon wedge. 554 00:33:34,515 --> 00:33:35,599 What, you faked that? 555 00:33:35,682 --> 00:33:37,017 I'm sorry. I panicked. 556 00:33:37,100 --> 00:33:39,937 Your mother just invited herself to stay with us for three weeks, 557 00:33:40,020 --> 00:33:42,481 and you said nothing. I had to come up with a plan. 558 00:33:42,523 --> 00:33:44,483 Well, what happens when we go home with no baby? 559 00:33:44,525 --> 00:33:45,901 I didn't say it was a good plan. 560 00:33:45,943 --> 00:33:48,237 Do you see the effect she has on me? 561 00:33:48,278 --> 00:33:50,489 I just thank God I wasn't drinking coffee. 562 00:33:50,531 --> 00:33:52,825 I could have hurt myself. 563 00:33:52,866 --> 00:33:55,494 Okay. I get it. 564 00:33:55,536 --> 00:33:57,788 - I'll talk to her. - Thank you. 565 00:33:59,289 --> 00:34:02,459 Do you want to go back in there right now and tell her? 566 00:34:02,543 --> 00:34:04,795 No. The restaurant just comped our drinks. 567 00:34:04,878 --> 00:34:06,505 We'll tell her at home. 568 00:34:09,466 --> 00:34:12,803 Well, we've done enough damage for one day. 569 00:34:12,886 --> 00:34:15,347 - Let's go home. - I want a corn dog first. 570 00:34:15,389 --> 00:34:17,015 Oh, honey, we're about to have dinner. 571 00:34:17,057 --> 00:34:19,893 But I'm hungry now. I want a corn dog. 572 00:34:19,977 --> 00:34:21,353 All right. Thank you. 573 00:34:21,395 --> 00:34:22,688 If you're hungry, 574 00:34:22,729 --> 00:34:26,149 I'll get you something healthy and you can have it in the car. 575 00:34:26,650 --> 00:34:29,778 Corn dog. Why can't I have one? 576 00:34:31,071 --> 00:34:34,658 Well, at this point, because of the way you're acting. 577 00:34:34,741 --> 00:34:38,162 Please don't do this, Kayla. We have been having such a nice time. 578 00:34:38,245 --> 00:34:40,455 And we can keep having a nice time. 579 00:34:40,497 --> 00:34:42,457 Just give me what I want, 580 00:34:42,499 --> 00:34:44,835 or you're not gonna like what happens. 581 00:34:46,086 --> 00:34:48,213 Are you threatening me? 582 00:34:48,255 --> 00:34:52,342 I'm just saying. I got that idiot Preston to jump off the roof. 583 00:34:52,426 --> 00:34:54,845 Wonder what I could get Penny to do? 584 00:34:55,512 --> 00:34:56,972 (GASPS) 585 00:34:59,099 --> 00:35:03,061 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done that but that... 586 00:35:05,689 --> 00:35:08,358 That was horrible, what you said. 587 00:35:08,859 --> 00:35:11,737 And you should never say that again. 588 00:35:13,530 --> 00:35:17,034 Okay, so, come on. Let's go. Come on. 589 00:35:22,956 --> 00:35:24,875 Susan, you're up. 590 00:35:24,958 --> 00:35:28,837 Michael told me about your false labour. That was unusual. 591 00:35:28,962 --> 00:35:30,214 Well, it happens. 592 00:35:30,297 --> 00:35:32,633 I know, but usually your water doesn't break. 593 00:35:32,716 --> 00:35:37,012 Oh, that. Turns out I spilled some club soda. 594 00:35:37,429 --> 00:35:39,223 Well, no surprise there. 595 00:35:40,224 --> 00:35:43,143 Michael told me what a Klutzy Kathy you are. 596 00:35:45,771 --> 00:35:49,566 I'm glad he finds that cute. I myself don't have the patience. 597 00:35:49,983 --> 00:35:51,401 Tell her. 598 00:35:51,735 --> 00:35:53,028 (ADELE CHUCKLING) 599 00:35:55,823 --> 00:35:58,408 - Hey, Mama. - Hello, Michael. 600 00:35:58,909 --> 00:36:01,286 Do you have a Mother's Day present for me? 601 00:36:01,328 --> 00:36:03,914 He sure does. But I want mine first. 602 00:36:05,833 --> 00:36:08,335 - Mama, we need to talk. - About what? 603 00:36:08,418 --> 00:36:11,505 About the way you talk to people. 604 00:36:11,588 --> 00:36:15,551 I mean, sometimes you can be a little too 605 00:36:15,592 --> 00:36:16,885 honest. 606 00:36:16,927 --> 00:36:18,053 (SUSAN MOANS) 607 00:36:21,098 --> 00:36:22,808 Sorry. Go on. 608 00:36:23,934 --> 00:36:26,770 It's just, you don't realise how things sound 609 00:36:26,854 --> 00:36:29,314 when they're coming out of your mouth. I know you mean well. 610 00:36:29,356 --> 00:36:30,941 (EX CLAIMS) 611 00:36:31,024 --> 00:36:32,109 I'm getting to it. 612 00:36:32,150 --> 00:36:35,320 No, no, no. I love where this is going. 613 00:36:35,362 --> 00:36:38,574 It's just that, Mama, sometimes when you're talking to Susan... 614 00:36:38,615 --> 00:36:41,451 Susan, you look a little pale. Are you okay? 615 00:36:41,535 --> 00:36:44,079 She's fine. And I wish she'd cut it out. 616 00:36:44,163 --> 00:36:45,289 No, I'm not trying to... 617 00:36:45,372 --> 00:36:46,456 (CRIES OUT) 618 00:36:46,498 --> 00:36:47,624 Susan? 619 00:36:48,542 --> 00:36:50,669 Are you going into labour? For real? 620 00:36:50,711 --> 00:36:53,088 Maybe. Who cares? Let her have it. 621 00:36:53,297 --> 00:36:56,508 Okay, okay. Mama, you've gotta stop taking potshots at Susan. 622 00:36:56,550 --> 00:36:59,845 She's my wife and I love her and I can't have you upsetting her. 623 00:36:59,887 --> 00:37:02,973 Sweetheart, I am deeply sorry 624 00:37:03,056 --> 00:37:04,558 and mortified 625 00:37:04,641 --> 00:37:09,479 if I've caused you any distress. I never meant to hurt your feelings. 626 00:37:09,813 --> 00:37:12,399 Apology accepted. Let's go. 627 00:37:17,779 --> 00:37:19,907 Happy Mother's Day. 628 00:37:20,991 --> 00:37:23,869 Oh, my gosh. 629 00:37:24,036 --> 00:37:28,165 That is so sweet. Thank you so much. 630 00:37:28,248 --> 00:37:30,626 - We're gonna go get your present. - Yeah. 631 00:37:30,667 --> 00:37:32,252 Okay. 632 00:37:32,503 --> 00:37:34,463 I hope you like turtles. 633 00:37:35,672 --> 00:37:36,715 So... 634 00:37:38,592 --> 00:37:39,968 No Kayla? 635 00:37:40,469 --> 00:37:42,513 Well, she's still pretty upset. 636 00:37:42,554 --> 00:37:46,266 Again, I know I crossed the line and I am so sorry. 637 00:37:46,350 --> 00:37:49,353 You know what, let's not get into this. I'm just gonna get angry all over again. 638 00:37:49,436 --> 00:37:52,314 Tom, if you had been there and heard what she said... 639 00:37:53,607 --> 00:37:56,151 It doesn't matter. You hit her. 640 00:37:58,195 --> 00:38:03,534 She's just a little girl. And now, thanks to you, she's a frightened little girl. 641 00:38:05,035 --> 00:38:08,622 Sorry to bother you, Dr Dolan, but you said I could call any time. 642 00:38:10,457 --> 00:38:11,667 My mom, 643 00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:14,378 she hit me. 644 00:38:15,796 --> 00:38:17,673 No, it's not the first time. 645 00:38:18,215 --> 00:38:21,844 I was afraid to tell you 'cause I knew what she would do if she found out. 646 00:38:21,927 --> 00:38:24,930 Please help me. I don't feel safe here. 647 00:38:26,557 --> 00:38:28,851 I have to go. She's coming. 648 00:38:35,649 --> 00:38:37,234 (TURNS ON TV) 649 00:38:43,282 --> 00:38:46,660 WAYNE: Sorry about the mess. Maid took the week off. 650 00:38:47,327 --> 00:38:51,665 You said you wanted to talk to me, tell me things about Mom? 651 00:38:52,499 --> 00:38:55,627 You know what, kiddo? I had kind of a bad day yesterday. 652 00:38:55,669 --> 00:38:59,423 I sat around here drinking, feeling sorry for myself, 653 00:39:01,425 --> 00:39:03,302 and then I called you. 654 00:39:03,343 --> 00:39:07,848 That's okay. If you're feeling sad or whatever, you should always call me. 655 00:39:08,682 --> 00:39:11,059 None of this is your fault. I hope you know that. 656 00:39:11,101 --> 00:39:12,936 None of what? 657 00:39:13,020 --> 00:39:16,773 I tried so hard to let the past just be the past. 658 00:39:16,857 --> 00:39:20,819 I didn't want to bring up who did what to who, or why... 659 00:39:20,861 --> 00:39:22,070 What did Mom say to you? 660 00:39:22,112 --> 00:39:24,948 And it turns out, I've been kidding myself all this time. 661 00:39:24,990 --> 00:39:26,909 This family that I've been fighting for, it just... 662 00:39:26,950 --> 00:39:28,452 It doesn't even 663 00:39:31,121 --> 00:39:32,372 exist. 664 00:39:32,956 --> 00:39:34,458 We don't need her. 665 00:39:34,541 --> 00:39:37,377 I'm fine with just you and me. I'm happy now. 666 00:39:41,924 --> 00:39:44,301 Ow! Dad, you're hurting me. 667 00:39:46,637 --> 00:39:48,639 Dad, what's the matter? 668 00:39:52,100 --> 00:39:53,519 You have to go. 669 00:39:55,145 --> 00:39:56,813 What's wrong? Did I do something? 670 00:39:56,897 --> 00:39:59,024 Get out of here. Now. 671 00:40:08,492 --> 00:40:09,660 (SHATTERS) 672 00:40:13,497 --> 00:40:14,665 (SIGHS) 673 00:40:15,499 --> 00:40:18,418 Ellie, brunch is almost ready. 674 00:40:19,670 --> 00:40:21,338 This is gonna be so hard. 675 00:40:21,421 --> 00:40:23,048 You can't think of her as your friend. 676 00:40:23,131 --> 00:40:24,341 Think of her as a drug dealer who 677 00:40:24,424 --> 00:40:26,552 could have gotten us into a lot of trouble. 678 00:40:26,593 --> 00:40:28,011 I'll try. 679 00:40:31,682 --> 00:40:35,227 Oh, shoot. I wanted to surprise you. 680 00:40:35,269 --> 00:40:36,520 What's this? 681 00:40:36,603 --> 00:40:38,939 Well, you know, it's Mother's Day and 682 00:40:40,023 --> 00:40:43,318 I have kind of a crappy relationship with my mom, so 683 00:40:44,486 --> 00:40:48,949 this is my way of saying thanks for being nicer to me than she ever was. 684 00:40:50,117 --> 00:40:51,201 (GASPS) 685 00:40:53,036 --> 00:40:54,872 Oh, honey. 686 00:40:57,207 --> 00:41:00,210 I'm glad I didn't get you the chocolates. 687 00:41:02,045 --> 00:41:03,964 No, Travers, no. 688 00:41:04,047 --> 00:41:06,550 I decided spending Mother's Day with you is more important 689 00:41:06,633 --> 00:41:10,053 than spending time showing people stupid houses. 690 00:41:11,597 --> 00:41:14,183 I love you, too, sweetheart. 691 00:41:15,017 --> 00:41:16,810 Actually, I think Mommy's gonna be 692 00:41:16,894 --> 00:41:19,605 spending a lot more time with you from now on. 693 00:41:19,688 --> 00:41:22,149 But we'll talk about that when I get there. Okay? 694 00:41:22,232 --> 00:41:24,943 I love you, baby. I'll see you soon. 695 00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:36,747 MARY ALICE: It happens the second Sunday of every May. 696 00:41:38,207 --> 00:41:41,585 We celebrate the women who give us life 697 00:41:41,919 --> 00:41:43,629 and so much more. 698 00:41:46,673 --> 00:41:49,718 The ones who protect us at all costs. 699 00:41:53,096 --> 00:41:57,434 Who have the courage to fight those who would do us harm. 700 00:42:00,270 --> 00:42:03,774 Who put our happiness ahead of their own. 701 00:42:06,109 --> 00:42:07,694 But mostly, 702 00:42:07,778 --> 00:42:10,280 we celebrate a mother's love. 703 00:42:11,323 --> 00:42:14,201 Which is constant, eternal, 704 00:42:15,035 --> 00:42:18,622 and there from the very beginning.