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♪ You move forward,
I move backwards ♪
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♪ And together
we make nothing at all ♪
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♪ And everybody knows ♪
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♪ How your garden's
growing tonight ♪
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♪ What's this tender fascination ♪
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♪ And the boredom
emulation of love? ♪
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♪ Stories to take home ♪
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♪ We had your garden
grow up just right ♪
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♪ You do it for me ♪
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♪ You do it with quickness ♪
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♪ A man of the hour ♪
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♪ As God is my witness ♪
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♪ Me and my song... ♪
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Yeah, I need a taxi to take me
to Eaton Microtech Labs.
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Oh, I'm not from here.
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Can you get the guy
with the French name on that?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, Mr. Concierge.
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♪ You do it for money ♪
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♪ A man of the hour ♪
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♪ It aches in my belly ♪
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♪ Me and my song ♪
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♪ We'll do it alone... ♪
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It's alive, it's alive, it's alive.
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I really appreciate you
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coming home this morning.
Thank you.
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I gotta shower and shave
and get back to the office.
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I just wanted to bring you this.
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- You were quoted several times.
- Oh, you mean...
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"Susan Fairchild" was quoted?
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- French toast. What's the occasion?
- Dad's birthday.
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I thought that's
why you came home.
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You got him a putter.
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Well, well, well.
Look what the cat dragged in.
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Happy birthday.
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He loves the putter.
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Did you thank him, sweetheart?
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You should come to the
club with me today.
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Play a quick nine?
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Um, I gotta...
I got work I gotta do.
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Good morning, girls.
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Hey, no hello for Daddy,
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who you haven't seen
in almost two days?
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Hi, Daddy.
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Can we take this to school?
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- Is it a calculator?
- No, it's a TV.
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Isn't that thing incredible?
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Yeah, now they can
watch TV all the time.
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I just arranged an exclusive deal
with Kazoku
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to carry them
in our fall catalogue.
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Mm.
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Happy birthday to me, right?
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Whoo-hoo!
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Well, how will your computer
compare to the IBM XT?
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Ours has all the same
features as the XT,
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plus... plus a few bonus extras.
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- Like what?
- Like what?
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Like you can haul it
down to the no-tell motel
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when you screw your secretary
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and you'd still get
your memos typed up.
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"Like what?"
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You try that with an IBM PC,
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hell, you'd throw out your back.
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Now, what about speed?
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That seems to be all
our customers care about.
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I heard you guys
were flirting with the 286.
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Yep.
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Oh, I'm just a carpetbagger
from New York.
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They won't listen to me.
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Gentlemen, I think...
I think all the specs
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are right there in those
packets that we gave you.
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Y'all can read, right?
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First of all, to clarify,
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secretary isn't
included at that price.
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As for the specs, we were
experimenting with the 286,
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but in the end,
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it would only cost your customers
an arm and a leg,
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so we're going with
an eight megahertz 8086.
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That's almost twice as fast
as any PC on the market,
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plus we're including
a floating-point math coprocessor
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that will run circles
around any IBM PC.
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Let's cut to the chase
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and get to the question
you came here to have answered.
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The question your CEO will ask you
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at your post-COMDEX powwow.
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"What do we put
on our third shelf?"
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Not the first shelf...
that's reserved for IBM.
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Not even the second shelf.
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That's where your name brand
computer goes.
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The ones you have
manufactured in Taiwan
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and slap your insignia on.
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The third shelf.
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The "kludge" shelf.
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The shelf your stock boys detest...
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because the computers
are so heavy...
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and the shelves are so low.
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That's the shelf
we're talking about.
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That's the shelf us schmucks
are aiming for, am I right?
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Wrong.
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This isn't an IBM compatible clone.
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This is the new compatible.
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IBM will have to clone us.
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Tell that to your CEO
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and I promise you this
time next year,
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you'll be sitting
in his chair asking,
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"What do we put
on our third shelf?"
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Ripped By mstoll
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Welcome back.
How was your trip?
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- Who are all these people?
- New team of software engineers.
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This is Steve, our software
development manager.
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Steve, this is Cameron.
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I told them all about you.
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You didn't tell me she was a girl.
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I knew your keen analytical skills
would sniff it out.
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Hey...
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Run those to Gordon.
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Look, I can handle
all the software myself.
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I already mapped out
the design on the plane.
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Who told you to do that?
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No one. I thought that...
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Why? How do you think
a project this big works?
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Throwing as many people
at the problem
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as Bosworth will approve.
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Wait, did you send me to Cincinnati
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so that you could hire Steve
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and his little minions
behind my back?
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Don't be paranoid.
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I sent you to Cincinnati
'cause you needed the rest.
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Writing the BIOS almost killed you.
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Have you guys
thought of a name yet?
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I'm deciding between "Alamo,"
"Death Star," and "George."
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I can't believe
you guys don't like "Khan."
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"Khan!"
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Excuse me?
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I wrote the BIOS. I name it.
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"Lovelace."
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"Lovelace."
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Not Linda Lovelace,
you pervs, Ada Lovelace.
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As in the first computer
programmer ever?
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Good name.
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All right,
let's turn this baby on.
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Yeah!
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Yes!
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Champagne.
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- Champagne.
- Good work.
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Why is everyone celebrating?
The screen didn't even turn on.
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- There is no screen.
- We're getting there.
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I just promised a room
full of retailers a briefcase.
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You couldn't fit
this crap in a gym bag.
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You mean overpromised.
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It must be nice to have a job
where you get to say words
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without having
to actually do anything.
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Did you ever sell a computer
before I showed up here?
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Did any of you?
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Well, we should
probably turn it off.
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I think it's starting to smoke.
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Then turn it off, Stan.
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What the hell is this?
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I asked you to do
a failure analysis report.
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I did.
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I don't understand.
Can I see that?
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It's here.
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It got mixed up
with the supplemental report I did.
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Okay, thanks.
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Next time, just make sure
the report I need is on top.
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If we get rid of fans,
we have a heat problem.
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If we get rid
of the coprocessor,
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we lose floating-point speed.
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That'll get weight out of the case.
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That'll give us one,
two pounds max.
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Joe wants this to be
10 pounds lighter.
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Yeah, I want my wife
to be 10 pounds lighter.
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Life is about compromise.
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This isn't a joke, Ed.
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Everything is riding
on us getting this right.
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And no one's leaving here
until we do, you got that?
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Yes. Rangers scored.
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- Give me that watch.
- Ow, relax.
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Would you rather be
pounding Shiners with Brian
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at 3:00 in the afternoon?
'Cause that can be arranged.
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I'm sorry.
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What if we swapped out
the CRT for an LCD?
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It's lighter and smaller.
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And way over our budget.
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Not if you know a guy.
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What's up?
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I'm Lev. That's Kenneth,
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but everyone calls him Yo-Yo.
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- Are you playing games?
- Jesus, do you mind?
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I assigned you to write print drivers,
not play games.
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- What, when?
- Well, didn't you check the flowchart?
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I mapped out all
the subroutine assignments
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- and which order to do them in.
- Print drivers are remedial.
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Why aren't I working
on a compiler?
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Because I already have
a team on it, number one.
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Number two, I hear
you can't be trusted
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to document your code,
and, number three,
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I need you to document
your code.
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Welcome to the short bus.
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Is that "Adventure"?
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Yeah.
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Classic.
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I could tell by your keystrokes.
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That thing's heroin.
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Took out my graduate seminar
the night before our final.
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We all flunked.
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Hey, Yo-Yo, I'm putting
this up on the mainframe,
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so consider yourself warned.
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Perfect time
for you to come out.
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This place empties out
for the long weekend.
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You won't slow down
anyone's game.
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That was a really nice
gift you got the girls,
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the Kazoku watch.
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I know you think I spoil them.
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No, no, you should spoil them.
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It sounds like you got
a really good relationship
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with the guys over
at Kazoku Electronics.
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Look, all I'm asking
for is an introduction.
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I need a new LCD screen
for my computer
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and Kazoku has
the best technology.
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For a second there,
you had me convinced
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you actually wanted
to play a round of golf
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with me for my birthday.
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I'm sorry, Gary. I just...
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look, I really need this.
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Last time you came
to me for help...
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I won't let Donna
go through that again.
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This isn't like last time,
I promise you.
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- How's it different?
- It's completely different.
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Joe, he's running the project.
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He's got over a decade
at IBM under his belt.
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- Joe MacMillan?
- Yeah.
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Donna keeps telling me
he's all hat and no cattle.
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No, no, no, no.
He's the real deal.
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Honest to God.
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And I got a whole team
of engineers
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that are busting
their asses for me.
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And you know John Bosworth.
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I mean, Cardiff's a solid company.
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The Japs love me.
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You know, I make 'em a bundle.
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They'll have to meet with you.
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They don't do business
without a face-to-face.
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Yeah, I'll clear my schedule.
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Thank you.
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Sorry.
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And these are the directions
to Big Star Ball
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in case you decide to come.
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We had a ball last year.
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Are you forgetting?
I'm from New York.
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I'm trying.
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- Do you want me to call your father?
- What?
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Your father.
You just missed him.
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He has a layover this Thursday in Dallas
on his way to Hong Kong.
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Did he say where he's staying?
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The Kerrington Hotel.
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Call him and tell him I'll meet him
at the lobby bar at 1:00.
257
00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:20,627
What are you doing,
258
00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:22,275
arranging a vendor
meeting without me?
259
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:23,839
They were headed back
to Tokyo in the morning.
260
00:15:24,007 --> 00:15:25,215
It was now or never.
261
00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:27,467
- Never. Cancel it.
- What? No.
262
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:28,719
I don't have time
to explain this to you.
263
00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:31,054
- Just cancel it.
- You keep asking me for the moon
264
00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:33,015
and I finally get it for you
and now you're saying no.
265
00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:34,891
How is Kazoku's screen the moon?
266
00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:36,859
They've developed cutting-edge
LCD technology.
267
00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:38,700
You want our computer
to be under 12 pounds
268
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:41,815
and slim as a briefcase?
This is how we do it.
269
00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:43,442
They'll gouge us.
270
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,319
I have a connection.
He can get 'em down on price.
271
00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:46,778
How do you have a connection?
272
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,406
It's a small industry.
You meet people.
273
00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:51,908
Look, I'm meeting them at Sushi
on McKinney at 7:00.
274
00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:54,077
Are you in or are you out?
275
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:58,624
IBM doesn't even make them
with LCD screens.
276
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,168
Change the reservation
to Woodson's.
277
00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:03,045
Japanese don't come to Dallas
to have a shrimp cocktail
278
00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:05,922
dressed up like a sushi roll.
They come for steak.
279
00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:08,675
Good call.
280
00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:10,802
Hey...
281
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,138
nice work.
282
00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:17,476
What?
283
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:20,937
Your comments.
They're funny.
284
00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:24,691
You be careful. I might ask you
to document all my code.
285
00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:27,194
Check this out...
286
00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:30,656
Oh, no, the printer
only prints text.
287
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,866
Wait, you added a graphics mode?
288
00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:34,826
And auto grayscale conversion?
289
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:40,374
Oh! Cool.
290
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:44,044
Uh, Friday, a bunch of us
are going to that KCYD car thing,
291
00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:46,963
then to dinner
if you're interested.
292
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:48,590
Yeah, maybe.
293
00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:50,300
Now, how are we doing over here?
294
00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:54,137
I'm finished.
295
00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:56,306
Did you check off your module
on the flowchart?
296
00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:59,685
No, I just told you I'm finished.
297
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,354
Well, I still need you
to put a check by your name.
298
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,106
It's part of the protocol.
299
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:05,899
Learned it at Stanford B-School.
300
00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:09,444
Mm, does the B stand for bullshit?
301
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:11,238
If you have a problem,
you can come by my office
302
00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:13,323
and we can discuss it like adults.
303
00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:16,493
No need to get your panties in a wad.
304
00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:20,205
Oh, I'm not wearing any panties.
305
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:23,250
But you can stick that
in your flowchart.
306
00:17:25,837 --> 00:17:27,921
You have to get rid of that tool.
307
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:29,464
- Which one?
- I'm not kidding.
308
00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:30,757
He's a terrible manager.
309
00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:32,926
He can't see the forest for the trees.
You have to get rid of him.
310
00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:36,471
I don't have to do anything.
Learn to work with people.
311
00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:38,724
He's assigning drivers
to the fastest coders
312
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:41,351
and compilers to the lunkheads.
It's inefficient.
313
00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:43,687
Cut him some slack.
He's under a lot of pressure.
314
00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:45,605
What... I could handle the pressure.
315
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,525
Why is that so crazy?
316
00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:51,695
Let's see... you're not
exactly a people person.
317
00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:53,363
You have no management experience
318
00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:54,823
or any job experience, really.
319
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:56,151
You dropped out of college...
320
00:17:56,159 --> 00:17:57,399
Because you begged me, asshole.
321
00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:59,411
...and you lack professionalism.
322
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,371
A manager doesn't
swear at his superior,
323
00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:03,623
certainly not with
his office door open.
324
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:12,424
Is that more professional?
325
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,718
Look, if I've given you
the impression
326
00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:16,845
that because of this thing
we've got going on
327
00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:20,807
that you're entitled
to special treatment, I'm sorry.
328
00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:32,027
Cameron, what are you doing?
329
00:18:34,906 --> 00:18:39,367
I'm just taking this little thing
we've got going off the table.
330
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:42,829
Maybe that'll wake you up.
331
00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:48,710
Uh, I left some stuff
at your apartment, so...
332
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,172
you can tell Steve
I'll report for duty tomorrow.
333
00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:02,641
I read that they don't
expect Westerners to bow,
334
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:03,809
but you're supposed to receive
335
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,227
their business cards
with both hands.
336
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:07,103
It's a sign of respect.
337
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:09,773
I've been to Tokyo nine times.
338
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:17,239
Gordon Clark.
It's a pleasure to meet you.
339
00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:20,909
The pleasure is ours.
340
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:25,872
- Hirohiko Taketa.
- Thank you.
341
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,041
Hirohiko Taketa.
342
00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:30,794
"Hirohiko Taketa,
head of International Sales,
343
00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:32,128
Kazoku Electronics."
344
00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:35,841
Mr. Taketa, thank you for being
our guest tonight.
345
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:40,387
We would do anything
for the son-in-law of Gary Emerson.
346
00:19:40,555 --> 00:19:44,432
I-I-I'm Gary's son-in-law.
347
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,351
Oh, hai.
348
00:19:58,781 --> 00:20:01,241
Oh, sorry.
Hope I didn't scare you.
349
00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:02,701
I'm Joe MacMillan.
350
00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:06,037
I know Joe MacMillan.
351
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,874
Senior. He's my son.
352
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,417
Do you know when Joe
will be back?
353
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:15,297
Uh, no, he's...
how did you get in here?
354
00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:17,424
I showed the super my license.
355
00:20:17,592 --> 00:20:19,050
You say something
with the right authority,
356
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,177
you generally get what you want.
357
00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:25,307
Huh, that's fascinating.
358
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:28,101
I'm just here to get my stuff.
359
00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:39,529
I bought this bat for him.
360
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:45,535
Spent hours teaching him
how to swing correctly.
361
00:20:47,622 --> 00:20:49,581
He wasn't exactly a natural.
362
00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:53,793
Didn't know Joe had a girlfriend.
363
00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:56,755
I'm not his girlfriend.
364
00:20:56,923 --> 00:21:00,091
Well, Joe's not exactly
the girlfriend type.
365
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,093
So, what did he do
to make you so mad at him?
366
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,429
What did he do
to make you so mad at him?
367
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,222
Is that what he told you?
368
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:08,642
No, he never talks about you.
369
00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:11,394
But if you had to lie to the super
to get into his apartment,
370
00:21:11,562 --> 00:21:13,521
I'm guessing
you're not exactly chummy.
371
00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:16,149
Touché.
372
00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:21,071
Actually, he stood me up
this afternoon.
373
00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:24,074
Maybe we could
commiserate over a drink.
374
00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:26,201
Thanks, but I've got to get going.
375
00:21:26,369 --> 00:21:28,203
Someone waiting for you?
376
00:21:28,371 --> 00:21:30,246
Yeah.
377
00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:35,502
Well, it was nice to meet you, Miss...
378
00:21:35,670 --> 00:21:37,170
you know, I never
caught your name.
379
00:21:37,338 --> 00:21:38,588
Cameron.
380
00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:40,715
Not Cameron Howe?
381
00:21:40,883 --> 00:21:43,593
How do you know my name?
382
00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:45,762
When my guys
came back to New York,
383
00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:50,141
they couldn't stop talking about
this prodigy named Cameron Howe.
384
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:53,979
- Right.
- Oh, yes.
385
00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:58,149
They said you're
the modern Ada Lovelace.
386
00:22:00,403 --> 00:22:04,239
Tomorrow, I'm taking
a 20-hour flight to Hong Kong
387
00:22:04,407 --> 00:22:08,076
with Bill Gates and he's
gonna talk circles around me
388
00:22:08,244 --> 00:22:11,162
and I could use
some liquid courage.
389
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,498
I hate to drink alone.
390
00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:18,503
Don't mind me,
I'm just gonna check
391
00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:20,755
the weather report
on the local news.
392
00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:26,803
No, but it's... it's really
an amazing work of engineering.
393
00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:29,931
The one question I have
is how do you scale this
394
00:22:30,099 --> 00:22:32,475
to a bigger size
without the display blurring?
395
00:22:32,643 --> 00:22:34,477
Oh, we make the voltage higher.
396
00:22:34,645 --> 00:22:36,646
Five volts usually enough, yeah.
397
00:22:36,814 --> 00:22:39,357
But if you zap a pixel
with a voltage that high,
398
00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:42,610
the adjacent pixels twist, too.
Don't you get ghosting?
399
00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:50,035
What if you laid in a third layer
of microcapacitors?
400
00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:52,704
Aren't you experimenting
with that technology already?
401
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:55,457
Sony is.
402
00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:59,294
It would cost you more.
403
00:22:59,462 --> 00:23:01,629
- Well, maybe...
- We can't drive up the price
404
00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:04,299
till we're no longer competitive.
Here's our offer.
405
00:23:04,467 --> 00:23:07,302
You take a lower margin
on the individual screens,
406
00:23:07,470 --> 00:23:10,055
we'll give you a percentage
of our profits on the back end.
407
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:12,140
It's the best I can do,
and, frankly,
408
00:23:12,308 --> 00:23:13,475
I don't think you'll get
a better deal
409
00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:15,894
from another PC manufacturer.
410
00:23:25,154 --> 00:23:27,322
- Kanpai.
- Kanpai.
411
00:23:31,494 --> 00:23:34,037
Easy.
412
00:23:34,205 --> 00:23:37,082
Is anyone else stuck
in the maze of twisty little passages?
413
00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:39,375
Try dropping an item.
414
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:42,712
What?
415
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:45,715
A pirate just pounced on me
and stole my treasure.
416
00:23:45,883 --> 00:23:48,676
No, no, no, no, you shut up!
417
00:23:48,844 --> 00:23:50,887
You have bad grammar.
418
00:23:54,517 --> 00:23:56,684
You, come with me.
419
00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:58,770
- Me?
- Yeah, you.
420
00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:00,855
Any of you. All of you.
421
00:24:01,023 --> 00:24:03,358
Get your asses in here, come on.
422
00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:08,029
Come on.
423
00:24:08,197 --> 00:24:11,241
Come here, get in.
424
00:24:11,408 --> 00:24:13,868
How the hell do I get out
of this godforsaken cave?
425
00:24:21,043 --> 00:24:22,919
Really looking forward
to working with you.
426
00:24:23,087 --> 00:24:24,712
Hai.
427
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,966
And the sales guys,
they don't get what we do.
428
00:24:28,134 --> 00:24:30,885
You know, the artistry
that's involved.
429
00:24:31,053 --> 00:24:33,054
All they care about's profit.
430
00:24:33,222 --> 00:24:35,098
Take my father-in-law.
431
00:24:35,266 --> 00:24:38,768
Have you ever even looked
through the "Razor's Edge"?
432
00:24:38,936 --> 00:24:42,814
I mean, you wouldn't believe
the schlock that guy sells.
433
00:24:44,692 --> 00:24:47,986
Schlock, you know, like
434
00:24:48,154 --> 00:24:50,738
stupid stuff.
435
00:24:50,906 --> 00:24:53,241
Hai.
436
00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,747
Schlock.
437
00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:05,086
Schlock.
438
00:25:05,254 --> 00:25:06,974
I noticed an Air Force pin
on your backpack.
439
00:25:07,089 --> 00:25:10,133
- Your father's?
- Yeah.
440
00:25:10,301 --> 00:25:12,510
Vietnam?
441
00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:14,429
Helicopter crew chief.
442
00:25:14,597 --> 00:25:15,930
Tough job.
443
00:25:16,098 --> 00:25:19,100
I was a naval officer
in the Pacific.
444
00:25:19,268 --> 00:25:20,977
If anyone had told me
one day I'd be flying
445
00:25:21,145 --> 00:25:22,937
to Tokyo every month
and bowing to them...
446
00:25:25,274 --> 00:25:28,359
So, when did you
start working for IBM?
447
00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:31,446
Oh, they recruited me in 1945
to work on the Mark I.
448
00:25:31,614 --> 00:25:34,282
With Grace Hopper?
Did you meet her?
449
00:25:34,450 --> 00:25:35,533
Oh, sure.
450
00:25:35,701 --> 00:25:37,535
- Did it really weigh four tons?
- Five.
451
00:25:37,703 --> 00:25:40,872
We used it in the Navy
to calculate artillery firing.
452
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,291
I knew right then I wanted to work
for Big Blue when I got out.
453
00:25:43,459 --> 00:25:45,460
Best company in the world.
454
00:25:45,628 --> 00:25:48,630
And I still don't understand
what possessed Joe to leave.
455
00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:55,053
I was surprised
you turned us down.
456
00:25:55,221 --> 00:25:56,554
You could've been
the next Grace Hopper.
457
00:25:56,722 --> 00:25:59,307
Instead, you're in line
to be another programmer
458
00:25:59,475 --> 00:26:00,642
no one remembers.
459
00:26:00,809 --> 00:26:03,645
Oh, my God, you're right.
460
00:26:03,812 --> 00:26:06,093
Yeah, instead of writing software
for a brand-new machine,
461
00:26:06,148 --> 00:26:07,788
I could've been
getting coffee for the guy
462
00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:10,401
who warms the seat for the guy
who writes the software.
463
00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:12,654
What was I thinking?
464
00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:16,491
Yeah, I'm sorry.
That was out of line.
465
00:26:16,659 --> 00:26:18,201
You're not the one I'm angry at.
466
00:26:18,369 --> 00:26:21,496
It's a tricky thing, fathers and sons.
467
00:26:21,664 --> 00:26:23,498
Your dad's lucky to have a daughter.
468
00:26:23,666 --> 00:26:26,334
I bet you'd never stand him up
if he came to see you.
469
00:26:29,505 --> 00:26:31,506
Oh, God, I'm sorry.
470
00:26:34,885 --> 00:26:37,887
He didn't make it back, did he?
471
00:26:38,055 --> 00:26:40,682
You couldn't have been more
than 10 years old at the time.
472
00:26:40,849 --> 00:26:43,434
I... excuse me.
473
00:26:49,233 --> 00:26:51,192
They picked up the check.
474
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:53,528
Are you too drunk to comprehend
that means they're done with us?
475
00:26:53,696 --> 00:26:55,238
I should never
have let you come.
476
00:26:55,406 --> 00:26:58,032
Let me come?
I arranged this deal.
477
00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:00,285
No, Gary did,
and then you insulted him.
478
00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:01,911
Nothing says, "Don't trust us"
479
00:27:02,079 --> 00:27:04,289
quite like bad-mouthing
your own father-in-law.
480
00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:05,656
Look, your father works at IBM
481
00:27:05,708 --> 00:27:06,874
and you shit on them
all the time to everyone.
482
00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:09,043
Not to the Japanese.
483
00:27:09,211 --> 00:27:10,931
Look, you may be good
with a soldering iron,
484
00:27:11,046 --> 00:27:12,630
but when it comes to business,
485
00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:15,550
the big picture, you have no idea.
486
00:27:15,718 --> 00:27:18,636
Hey, hey. I'm not the one screwing
"Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs."
487
00:27:18,804 --> 00:27:19,804
Leave her out of this.
488
00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:20,972
Like that's not gonna
blow up in our face!
489
00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:22,307
Go back to your workstation
with the rest of the grunts.
490
00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:23,808
I'll fix this in the morning.
491
00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:25,601
With what, Joe, your words?
492
00:27:25,769 --> 00:27:27,645
Donna was right.
You're all hat and no cattle.
493
00:27:27,813 --> 00:27:29,453
Why don't you build
a computer with Donna?
494
00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:32,400
Oh, wait, you tried that.
495
00:27:51,253 --> 00:27:52,893
Your dad's gonna kill me.
496
00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:54,797
Well, I bet it wasn't
as bad as you think.
497
00:27:54,965 --> 00:27:56,591
Look, I'm telling you, it was.
498
00:27:56,759 --> 00:27:58,593
I really screwed
the pooch this time.
499
00:27:58,761 --> 00:28:01,763
Well, I'm sure
it'll work out somehow.
500
00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:04,599
Oh, honey, I've got pies in the oven.
501
00:28:04,767 --> 00:28:06,100
We can talk more about this
when you get home.
502
00:28:06,268 --> 00:28:08,436
Okay. Okay, yeah, I'll...
503
00:28:20,824 --> 00:28:22,325
What, Gordon?
504
00:28:22,493 --> 00:28:25,036
Uh, it's Hunt.
505
00:28:25,204 --> 00:28:27,705
Am I catching you at a bad time?
506
00:28:27,873 --> 00:28:30,541
No, no, no.
It's wonderful.
507
00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:33,795
I mean... what's up?
508
00:28:33,962 --> 00:28:37,799
Well, the reason I'm calling
is 'cause I had a chance
509
00:28:37,966 --> 00:28:39,967
to go over that
other report of yours,
510
00:28:40,135 --> 00:28:43,971
and I wanna say
I was really impressed.
511
00:28:44,139 --> 00:28:46,974
I love that you took
the initiative.
512
00:28:47,142 --> 00:28:49,644
Well, thank you.
513
00:28:49,812 --> 00:28:52,480
Listen...
514
00:28:52,648 --> 00:28:56,317
I wanted to apologize
for snapping at you the other day.
515
00:28:56,485 --> 00:28:58,986
I was getting hammered
from upstairs and, what can I say?
516
00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:00,405
I shouldn't have taken it out on you.
517
00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:02,073
Oh, it's no big deal, really.
518
00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:04,409
I just yelled at my kids
when I got home.
519
00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:07,495
Well, that's what they're there for.
520
00:29:07,663 --> 00:29:09,497
Well, I don't want to
cut into your evening
521
00:29:09,665 --> 00:29:10,998
any more than I already have.
522
00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:13,668
Oh, no, I'm just
making some peach pies
523
00:29:13,836 --> 00:29:16,003
for my parents' barbecue.
524
00:29:16,171 --> 00:29:18,381
Peach pies?
525
00:29:18,549 --> 00:29:20,925
I love peach pie.
526
00:29:25,013 --> 00:29:26,889
Do you put vodka in your dough?
527
00:29:27,057 --> 00:29:29,225
Vodka?
528
00:29:29,393 --> 00:29:32,520
My granny, she used
to substitute half the water
529
00:29:32,688 --> 00:29:33,771
for a shot of vodka.
530
00:29:33,939 --> 00:29:36,566
She said it kept the crust
from getting all soggy
531
00:29:36,733 --> 00:29:38,359
from the fruit filling.
532
00:29:38,527 --> 00:29:40,903
I think she did it
so if her pie didn't turn out,
533
00:29:41,071 --> 00:29:42,738
everyone would be
too drunk to notice.
534
00:29:42,906 --> 00:29:45,199
Oh, well, she sounds
like a smart lady.
535
00:29:45,367 --> 00:29:48,536
Yeah, she was the best.
536
00:29:50,205 --> 00:29:51,914
Well, I...
537
00:29:52,082 --> 00:29:54,542
better let you get back to bakin'.
538
00:29:54,710 --> 00:29:58,880
If you have any left over,
feel free to save me a slice.
539
00:29:59,047 --> 00:30:00,631
Okay.
540
00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:02,300
I'll see you tomorrow.
541
00:30:02,468 --> 00:30:05,052
Good night, Donna.
542
00:30:22,571 --> 00:30:26,073
Can he call you in the morning?
Now's not a really good time.
543
00:30:26,241 --> 00:30:29,076
It's kinda urgent.
544
00:30:29,244 --> 00:30:32,955
Sweetheart, can you
come to the door for a second?
545
00:30:33,123 --> 00:30:35,458
We're hosting game night.
546
00:30:35,626 --> 00:30:37,752
Fun.
547
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:40,421
He's drunk.
548
00:30:40,589 --> 00:30:41,923
What happened?
549
00:31:07,783 --> 00:31:09,825
Are you okay?
550
00:31:09,993 --> 00:31:11,494
Sorry, I don't usually...
551
00:31:11,662 --> 00:31:12,954
No, it's perfectly all right.
552
00:31:13,121 --> 00:31:16,874
I think you're under
a lot of stress at work.
553
00:31:17,042 --> 00:31:20,336
Joe's all wrong about you.
554
00:31:20,504 --> 00:31:24,882
Joe's wrong about a lot of things.
555
00:31:27,469 --> 00:31:30,972
How close is he
to giving up on all this?
556
00:31:31,139 --> 00:31:34,392
I don't know.
He's pretty determined.
557
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:37,019
He just hired a whole team
of programmers
558
00:31:37,187 --> 00:31:39,146
and a manager behind my back.
559
00:31:39,314 --> 00:31:41,524
Really pissed me off.
560
00:31:41,692 --> 00:31:44,485
I hate to say it,
but that sounds like Joe.
561
00:31:44,653 --> 00:31:46,737
Did he pull this at IBM?
562
00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:49,198
All the time.
563
00:31:49,366 --> 00:31:52,535
You know how he got
his three promotions at IBM?
564
00:31:52,703 --> 00:31:54,829
He took them.
565
00:31:54,997 --> 00:31:56,757
One time,
he actually lied to a supervisor...
566
00:31:56,873 --> 00:31:59,083
guy who'd been with us
for over 20 years...
567
00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:01,085
warned him that he
was going to be let go
568
00:32:01,253 --> 00:32:03,713
and then strongly suggested
that he tender his resignation
569
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:07,174
to maintain his dignity.
570
00:32:07,342 --> 00:32:09,719
Poor guy believed him.
571
00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:14,348
Hmm.
572
00:32:14,516 --> 00:32:16,556
Well, if you say something
with the right authority,
573
00:32:16,685 --> 00:32:19,520
you generally get what you want.
574
00:32:21,690 --> 00:32:24,233
You're so full of shit.
575
00:32:25,736 --> 00:32:27,528
What, did you actually
think I was gonna roll over
576
00:32:27,696 --> 00:32:30,031
and just tell Joe
what a great guy you were?
577
00:32:31,199 --> 00:32:33,367
You're both disgusting.
578
00:32:33,535 --> 00:32:35,411
I don't think you understand
579
00:32:35,579 --> 00:32:38,289
who you've gotten into bed with.
580
00:32:38,457 --> 00:32:41,626
It's only a matter of time
until he blows everything up.
581
00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:44,211
He always does.
582
00:32:44,379 --> 00:32:48,215
- Well, you would know.
- I gave him the world...
583
00:32:48,383 --> 00:32:51,260
and he spat in my face.
584
00:32:51,428 --> 00:32:53,804
He thinks everything
belongs to him...
585
00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:56,432
you included.
586
00:33:01,897 --> 00:33:03,981
For when you figure that out.
587
00:34:32,821 --> 00:34:34,989
I'll only be a minute.
588
00:34:35,157 --> 00:34:37,324
We made a mistake last night.
589
00:34:37,492 --> 00:34:40,995
We offended you,
and for that, I am sorry.
590
00:34:41,163 --> 00:34:42,663
Mr. Clark was too ashamed to come,
591
00:34:42,831 --> 00:34:45,207
so I promised I would
apologize on his behalf
592
00:34:45,375 --> 00:34:47,543
for getting drunk,
for giving the impression
593
00:34:47,711 --> 00:34:49,351
that he doesn't respect
his father-in-law,
594
00:34:49,379 --> 00:34:52,673
the man who was gracious enough
to put us into contact with you.
595
00:34:52,841 --> 00:34:55,176
That is not the case.
Not for him,
596
00:34:55,343 --> 00:34:58,220
and certainly not for me.
597
00:34:58,388 --> 00:35:00,139
I'm not exaggerating when I say
598
00:35:00,307 --> 00:35:03,184
that I wouldn't be where I am today
if it weren't for my father.
599
00:35:03,351 --> 00:35:05,603
The day I graduated
from his alma mater,
600
00:35:05,771 --> 00:35:08,606
he brought me
into his company, IBM.
601
00:35:08,774 --> 00:35:12,234
He taught me the ropes.
He taught me everything I know.
602
00:35:12,402 --> 00:35:15,696
He told me to swing for the fences
and I've never stopped swinging.
603
00:35:15,864 --> 00:35:20,701
I know it's a risk showing up like this,
but I will do anything
604
00:35:20,869 --> 00:35:23,579
to make you reconsider
being in business with us.
605
00:35:30,378 --> 00:35:31,921
Excellent.
606
00:35:34,716 --> 00:35:36,383
Sir?
607
00:35:36,551 --> 00:35:38,135
You forgot your magazine.
608
00:35:38,303 --> 00:35:40,387
I'm done with that.
609
00:35:54,319 --> 00:35:55,778
Oh, don't bother.
610
00:35:55,946 --> 00:35:58,614
- You're fired.
- Excuse you?
611
00:35:58,782 --> 00:36:01,158
Oh, and it's not 'cause you're a tool,
which you are.
612
00:36:01,326 --> 00:36:03,953
You can't fire me.
I'm your boss.
613
00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:08,916
Hey.
614
00:36:09,084 --> 00:36:11,124
Do you want all your software
programmed in 11 weeks
615
00:36:11,127 --> 00:36:12,127
for half of what
you're spending?
616
00:36:12,295 --> 00:36:14,255
Is this a trick question?
617
00:36:14,422 --> 00:36:16,340
Brooks' Law,
"The Mythical Man-Month."
618
00:36:16,508 --> 00:36:18,509
The one useful book
I read in college.
619
00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:20,302
Brooks said that
adding programmers
620
00:36:20,470 --> 00:36:23,013
to speed up a software project
only makes it later.
621
00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:24,541
She's got a real attitude problem.
622
00:36:24,683 --> 00:36:26,433
Oh, also,
I'm taking over Steve's job.
623
00:36:26,601 --> 00:36:27,601
See what I mean?
624
00:36:27,769 --> 00:36:29,270
How would you know
which programmers to keep?
625
00:36:29,437 --> 00:36:31,647
Do you even know their names?
626
00:36:31,815 --> 00:36:34,525
Hey!
627
00:36:34,693 --> 00:36:36,777
Coder monkeys, come here.
628
00:36:36,945 --> 00:36:39,780
How many of you got sucked
into "Adventure" last night?
629
00:36:41,491 --> 00:36:44,118
I knew it. She's sabotaging
the project, Joe.
630
00:36:44,286 --> 00:36:46,495
Okay, just curious...
how many of you figured out
631
00:36:46,663 --> 00:36:49,832
what order to push
the buttons in at the dam?
632
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,959
And how many of you
got out of the cave
633
00:36:52,127 --> 00:36:54,003
by breaking the code?
634
00:36:58,300 --> 00:37:00,634
I had to get home
to feed my cat.
635
00:37:00,802 --> 00:37:02,282
Which back doors did you use?
636
00:37:02,387 --> 00:37:04,346
- "Xyzzy."
- "Plover."
637
00:37:04,514 --> 00:37:06,640
- "Plugh."
- Okay.
638
00:37:06,808 --> 00:37:09,643
Lev, Yo-Yo, the rest
of you guys who cheated,
639
00:37:09,811 --> 00:37:11,562
you get to keep your jobs.
640
00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:13,290
Those of you who played
fair and square,
641
00:37:13,315 --> 00:37:14,607
thank you very much,
but you can go home.
642
00:37:14,774 --> 00:37:16,317
Yes.
643
00:37:16,484 --> 00:37:18,152
Explain.
644
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:19,320
To play an honest game,
645
00:37:19,487 --> 00:37:21,155
you have to be good
at solving puzzles.
646
00:37:21,323 --> 00:37:23,866
But to cheat, you have
to be great at solving code.
647
00:37:24,034 --> 00:37:25,826
Those are the guys
I need on my team...
648
00:37:25,994 --> 00:37:27,870
the ones who can break into the code,
find the back doors,
649
00:37:28,038 --> 00:37:29,997
figure out "Plover" and "Xyzzy"
650
00:37:30,165 --> 00:37:31,874
and "Fee Fie Foe Foo"
to get it done.
651
00:37:32,042 --> 00:37:33,918
- Did you find "Fee Fie Foe Foo"?
- No.
652
00:37:36,004 --> 00:37:40,007
Steve, I'll write you a nice letter
of recommendation.
653
00:37:46,264 --> 00:37:48,264
When I first heard
I'd be working for Gordon Clark,
654
00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:51,018
I wasn't sure he even knew his way
around a motherboard.
655
00:37:51,186 --> 00:37:53,854
Well, I've been proven wrong
a hundred times over,
656
00:37:54,022 --> 00:37:55,856
and, today, my respect for this guy
657
00:37:56,024 --> 00:37:57,524
has been taken
to a whole new level.
658
00:37:57,692 --> 00:38:00,861
To Gordo, for kicking ass
and taking names.
659
00:38:01,029 --> 00:38:02,363
To Gordo.
660
00:38:02,530 --> 00:38:04,365
Thanks, Gordon.
Good job, buddy.
661
00:38:04,532 --> 00:38:06,892
Hey, I see you told them the good news
about the LCD screen.
662
00:38:06,910 --> 00:38:10,079
Yeah, everyone's excited.
663
00:38:10,246 --> 00:38:13,040
Good, I thought maybe
you didn't get my message.
664
00:38:13,208 --> 00:38:14,875
No, I did.
665
00:38:15,043 --> 00:38:16,752
Figured you'd come by my office.
666
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:18,963
I've got work to do.
667
00:38:19,130 --> 00:38:21,048
Don't you think
you owe me a thank-you?
668
00:38:22,717 --> 00:38:26,053
No, Joe. Actually, I don't.
669
00:38:26,221 --> 00:38:28,097
Right.
670
00:38:28,264 --> 00:38:30,057
I only saved your ass, the deal,
671
00:38:30,225 --> 00:38:33,227
and your relationship
with your father-in-law.
672
00:38:34,562 --> 00:38:36,730
Gordon tell you how
he almost tanked the deal?
673
00:38:36,898 --> 00:38:38,232
Joe, don't.
674
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:40,067
First, he does
eight shots of whiskey
675
00:38:40,235 --> 00:38:42,903
trying to keep up with
the Japanese... huge mistake.
676
00:38:43,071 --> 00:38:44,571
So now he's wasted
677
00:38:44,739 --> 00:38:46,339
and he follows the
chief engineer into...
678
00:38:46,449 --> 00:38:48,409
Joe, I hate to bust your bubble,
679
00:38:48,576 --> 00:38:50,744
but you didn't save a damn thing.
680
00:38:50,912 --> 00:38:54,581
Gary did after I went to his house
and asked him...
681
00:38:54,749 --> 00:38:57,084
no, I begged him...
got down on my knees
682
00:38:57,252 --> 00:39:00,254
to convince them to reconsider.
683
00:39:01,589 --> 00:39:05,759
The deal was done before
you ever got to the hotel.
684
00:39:05,927 --> 00:39:09,179
Do you want his phone number
to thank him?
685
00:39:15,979 --> 00:39:17,771
Look, you guys take off.
686
00:39:17,939 --> 00:39:21,108
I'll figure out the heating problem.
687
00:39:24,779 --> 00:39:26,488
Cameron...
688
00:39:28,450 --> 00:39:30,951
are you going to this
bowling alley thing later?
689
00:39:31,119 --> 00:39:32,870
I don't know.
It sounds dumb,
690
00:39:33,038 --> 00:39:35,706
but some of the coders are going.
691
00:39:35,874 --> 00:39:38,876
It's amazing what passes
for culture in Dallas.
692
00:39:41,838 --> 00:39:45,132
I saw you took your stuff
out of my apartment last night.
693
00:39:47,135 --> 00:39:49,053
And a few things
that don't belong to you.
694
00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:51,346
What things?
695
00:39:51,514 --> 00:39:52,994
Don't get me wrong,
I think it's sweet
696
00:39:53,141 --> 00:39:54,141
that you wanted
to read the article
697
00:39:54,309 --> 00:39:55,976
in the "Wall Street Quarterly."
698
00:39:56,144 --> 00:39:58,562
I didn't take it.
699
00:39:58,730 --> 00:40:01,315
There's no shame
in caring about our project.
700
00:40:01,483 --> 00:40:04,359
I just need it back so I can send it
to some retailers.
701
00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:08,238
Your dad came by the apartment.
702
00:40:08,406 --> 00:40:12,242
He took it.
703
00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:14,578
Did you talk to him?
704
00:40:14,746 --> 00:40:18,832
Uh, I didn't stay long.
705
00:40:20,502 --> 00:40:23,337
The guys are waiting for me.
706
00:40:40,897 --> 00:40:42,689
We just drove this spanking new
707
00:40:42,857 --> 00:40:45,859
1983 Datsun 280ZX off the lot.
708
00:40:46,027 --> 00:40:47,694
Now, the Japs say their cars
are stronger than ours.
709
00:40:47,862 --> 00:40:49,238
We're gonna see about that.
710
00:40:49,405 --> 00:40:52,032
Step up, folks.
It's only $5 a swing.
711
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:55,077
We're gonna stay here
until that sucker is flat as a pancake.
712
00:40:55,245 --> 00:40:57,037
Come on up here, ladies!
713
00:41:05,713 --> 00:41:07,214
♪ Stand back, what'd you say? ♪
714
00:41:07,382 --> 00:41:08,715
♪ Stand back, I won't pay ♪
715
00:41:08,883 --> 00:41:09,883
♪ Stand back, I'd rather play ♪
716
00:41:10,051 --> 00:41:12,719
♪ Stand back, it's my freedom ♪
717
00:41:12,887 --> 00:41:15,722
♪ Yeah, don't worry about me, babe ♪
718
00:41:15,890 --> 00:41:18,517
♪ I've got to be free, babe ♪
719
00:41:18,685 --> 00:41:21,311
♪ Hey, hey, hey, yeah ♪
720
00:41:23,231 --> 00:41:25,482
♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do ♪
721
00:41:25,650 --> 00:41:28,402
♪ Living in the USA... ♪
722
00:41:28,570 --> 00:41:31,321
♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do ♪
723
00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:33,615
♪ Living in the USA ♪
724
00:41:33,783 --> 00:41:37,161
- ♪ Stand back, dietician... ♪
- Whoo!
725
00:41:37,328 --> 00:41:40,414
♪ Stand back, politician,
stand back, mortician... ♪
726
00:41:44,085 --> 00:41:46,920
♪ Living in the USA ♪
727
00:41:47,088 --> 00:41:49,464
♪ Come on, baby ♪
728
00:41:49,632 --> 00:41:51,091
♪ Ow ♪
729
00:41:51,259 --> 00:41:53,927
♪ I see a yellow man, a brown man ♪
730
00:41:54,095 --> 00:41:56,847
♪ A white man, a red man ♪
731
00:41:57,015 --> 00:41:59,808
♪ Looking for Uncle Sam... ♪
732
00:41:59,976 --> 00:42:02,477
♪ To give you a helpin' hand ♪
733
00:42:02,645 --> 00:42:05,314
♪ But everybody's kickin' sand ♪
734
00:42:05,481 --> 00:42:08,275
♪ Even politicians ♪
735
00:42:08,443 --> 00:42:11,111
♪ We're living in a plastic land ♪
736
00:42:11,279 --> 00:42:15,616
♪ Somebody give me a hand, yeah ♪
737
00:42:17,035 --> 00:42:19,995
♪ We're gonna make it, baby ♪
738
00:42:20,163 --> 00:42:22,664
♪ Yeah ♪
739
00:42:22,832 --> 00:42:25,959
♪ We're going to shake it, baby... ♪
740
00:42:32,870 --> 00:42:40,870
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