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Previously on Californication...
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God, you're Becca!
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I... have some news.
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Yeah, me too. That's why I'm here.
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Are you excited to meet your brother?
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- My brother?
- Hey, everyone.
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Look, I don't want to limit
your sexual exploration,
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but you gotta lay off the
hookers, because it's illegal!
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You need to start dealing with
some real live women, one-on-one.
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Hi.
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Uh, hi, pretty lady.
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I assume that the offer still stands?
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Are you in?
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Yes, I'm in.
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- I have an idea.
- You're not gonna do it?
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No, I'm gonna do it.
Maybe you should do it too.
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- I'm getting married.
- No, you're not!
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Well, there's not a lot you
can do about it, is there?
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- This is ridiculous.
- Any more than this?
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I cannot in good conscience
endorse this shit, Becca.
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We're doing it in New York.
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You can be a part of it or
not... totally up to you.
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And I'm not gonna let you make
me fucking miserable about it.
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I can pay you. What if I pay you?
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You're an asshole.
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Yes, but I'm an asshole who loves you
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- something fierce, baby.
- I know.
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I just want what's best for you.
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I know that too.
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Which is why it's hard
for me to get excited
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when you're g... getting... [Gags]
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[Chokes]
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Married.
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I'm not getting married.
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- You're not?
- No, it's not a good idea.
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It's not? It's not!
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Oh, I'm so happy you're
on the same page with me.
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Between your mother and you,
that almost never happens.
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There's no point in me
getting married, ever.
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Well, now... now, that's a wee bit extreme.
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You could wait till, like, 30 or 35.
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You know, your 20s and early 30s
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are gonna be an endless
procession of douche bags...
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trust me, but just hang tight.
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There's no way I'll ever be able
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to have a successful relationship.
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- Why do you say that?
- Because of you.
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Have you ever been able
to sustain a relationship?
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You say you love me, you say you love mom,
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but what does that mean when
you only ever let us down?
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I'm my father's daughter.
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Becca!
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[Gasps]
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You all right, buddy?
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I'm fine. What the fuck are you doing here?
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Marcy and I had a fight.
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She's gonna sleep with Stu tomorrow.
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Can I sleep here with you tonight?
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Shh.
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[Upbeat music]
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♪
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Hey. Where is she?
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Gone.
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Gone? What do you mean gone?
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Well, she left for New York this morning.
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She's gone to meet his parents.
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- Meet his parents?
- Yeah.
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Jesus Christ, Karen.
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This is more serious than I thought.
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Well, what part of "dad,
I'm getting married"
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- did you not think was serious?
- The whole fucking thing.
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It's like the setup to some
horrible practical joke.
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You know, I... I keep on
expecting Ashton Kutcher
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to make an appearance... he's
not in your bathroom, is he?
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Are you fucking Ashton Kutcher, Karen?
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You might need these.
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They're having the ceremony at
his parents' house this weekend.
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Oh, no, that is... that is crazy.
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Mm-hmm. Maybe, maybe not.
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No, that's not normal.
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That's not the way it's supposed to happen.
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Okay, so what do you want to do...
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like, pretend it's not happening?
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- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, what's wrong with that?
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Well, look at the choices we made.
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- Mm-hmm.
- We decided not to get married.
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We were too cool and, you know,
too bohemian for that shit.
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And look where that got us.
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How cool are we right now?
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Is that what you want for her...
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our life, our ridiculous fucking story?
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No, Karen, I see no reason to
denigrate our beautiful story.
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And I have every reason in the world
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to be mad about the most
recent turn of events here.
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- Where is that gonna get you?
- I don't know!
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It just feels pretty fucking
good right now... that's all.
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Okay, well, stay angry,
then, because you know what?
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You're way too fucking old to
be dragged kicking and screaming
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into doing the right thing.
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How do you know it's the right thing?
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Because she's our kid,
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- and she fucking needs us...
- Yes, yes,
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- and that's all I need to know.-
- that's right. That's the point...
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She's a kid and she's
behaving like a fucking kid.
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- [Cell phone rings]
- What?
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You just gonna let it ring?
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Who is it... Julia?
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- Ashton.
- Julia?
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- Kutcher.
- Great. Okay.
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- It's Anton Kirchner.
- Deal with it. Deal with it, Hank.
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Just fucking deal with
something in your life.
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I'm leaving tonight,
and I'll keep you posted.
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Shouldn't we talk about this some more?
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We're done talking. I'm
all about the doing, okay?
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Hello?
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Julia, just slow down.
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- Jesus Christ.
- I don't want to know.
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Oh, fuck. What, are you kidding me? Again?
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Looking hot, Marcy. Hot.
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- Thanks.
- Yeah.
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I guess you want to look your
best when somebody's paying
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a million bucks to fuck you, right?
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Makes sense. Way to go!
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If you're gonna do it, do it right.
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Get it fucking done!
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Whoo-hoo!
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This is exactly why
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I didn't want you in the house today.
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Oh, oh, right.
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So I wouldn't see you, right?
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That's sweet...
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like a bride on her wedding day, huh?
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- Like that? Is that what you mean?
- Charlie.
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Maybe I got something going on today too.
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Yeah, maybe I'm gonna get fucked today.
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- Whoo-hoo!
- Will you stop whoo-hooing?
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And I told you, I don't
want to know about it.
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And you better not fuck anyone in my house.
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It was my house first, you know.
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And I fucked a lot of ladies here.
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A lot... 102, in fact, to be precise.
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Yep, I fucked 'em here,
right on this chair.
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I fucked 'em there. I fucked 'em there.
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I fucked 'em on the counter.
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I even fucked 'em bent over
this chair right here...
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your favorite spot.
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Bloop... I slipped right in.
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It was no problem at all.
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Good for you, baby. Mm.
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Good for you.
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We're gonna laugh about
this one day, you know?
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Oh, you sure about that?
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I love you.
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I'm sure about that.
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You better fucking say it back.
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[Mumbling] I love you too.
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You better not have a fucking orgasm.
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I'll do my best.
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I'm so fucking disappointed in you, Levon.
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That hurts my fucking feelings, mom.
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You damage my self-esteem
when you say shit like that.
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You think it's okay if I slap him silly?
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We don't hit in this family, Hank.
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- Yeah, maybe we should.
- Try it.
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I'll see you in court, motherfucker!
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Think I'll see you in
court first, motherfucker.
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Now you have a criminal record.
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And you owe me a shit ton of money.
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- I'm good for it.
- No, you're not.
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- You're unemployed.
- Which is why I was
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seeking comfort in the arms
of a streetwalker, okay?
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I didn't know that shit was illegal.
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- Really?
- I mean, I guess I knew,
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but I thought cops always
looked the other way.
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- Lesson learned.
- This is seriously unhealthy.
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I'm gonna have to send
you back to Dr. Lawson.
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- Who's Dr. Lawson?
- His therapist.
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Why'd he stop?
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'Cause I fucking healed myself.
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- Oh, you did? Good job.
- Yeah.
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- I can't talk to you right now!
- Nice job.
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So why don't you just go home,
and I'll take care of this.
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You're the one who started
this in the first place.
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I know. Just let me see
if I can end it, all right?
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Bye, mom.
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- Come here.
- Ah!
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- Hello?
- Oh, hello, hello, hello.
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Winston, allow me to
introduce you to Hope and Love.
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Hope and Love. Oh.
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Please, come in, come in, come in.
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Yes, enjoy.
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Make yourselves at home. There's shrimp...
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crustaceans to enjoy on the table.
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You have a lovely home.
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Oh, well, thank you. That's
a very nice thing to say.
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Hope's all yours.
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- I want Love.
- Okay.
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It's easy for me to remember that way...
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like, "bend over, Love.
Don't orphan me balls, Love."
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It rolls of the tongue,
you know what I mean?
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Whatever you say, Krull, whatever you say.
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You feeling okay about this?
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[Exhales deeply] Hmm?
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Oh, yeah, just... j...
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I think it's just what the doctor ordered.
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Yeah.
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She's a sure thing, mate.
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Enjoy.
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She'll even give you a good
ass-licking if you like.
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After a bit of exercise, it's quite nice.
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What?
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Don't knock it till you
tried it, pal, all right?
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No more hookers. You hear me?
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Fine. I'm fucking broke anyway.
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- It's not about the money.
- I know.
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I'm a fucking criminal now... I get it.
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It's not about breaking the law either.
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You need to have something approaching
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a real human relationship with someone.
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You can't just keep paying for body parts.
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Yeah, that's easy for you to say.
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You're a handsome guy
with a great fucking body.
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Why, thank you.
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I'm in really good shape right now,
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but my looks are a serious problem.
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And I sweat way too fucking much.
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Girls don't like clammy
hands on their tits.
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- That's a fact.
- [Sighs]
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Hey, isn't that that girl
from that time? Remember?
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Oh, yeah, the one who
wanted a photo with you
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because you were famous
for fucking your students?
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Yeah, that made me feel awesome.
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- Good times, dad.
- You should go talk to her.
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She's all by her lonesome over there.
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- Go on.
- She's not really my type.
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You don't have a type.
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Sure I do. Everyone has a type.
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Well, you shouldn't.
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You should be open
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to anything with a couple
"X" chromosomes, dude.
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Shit, she's staring right at me.
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- What do I do?
- [Mockingly] Aah!
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Wave at her.
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No, not like the Queen of England.
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Come here. Come with me.
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Look, somewhere inside you
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is the courage to put yourself out there.
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- Now reach in and grab it.
- Okay.
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Be funny, be charming,
be bold, motherfucker.
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00:10:12,299 --> 00:10:14,263
- Hey, hey.
- What's up, prof?
252
00:10:14,383 --> 00:10:16,355
Nothing much, former student...
253
00:10:16,475 --> 00:10:18,905
Whose name I can't recall at this time.
254
00:10:18,919 --> 00:10:20,074
Apologies. You remember Levon.
255
00:10:20,116 --> 00:10:22,321
Yeah, you're the actor guy, right?
256
00:10:22,335 --> 00:10:23,701
- Not really, no.
- Yeah.
257
00:10:23,821 --> 00:10:25,021
Ow.
258
00:10:25,054 --> 00:10:27,624
- Okay, aspiring actor, yes.
- Right.
259
00:10:27,976 --> 00:10:29,592
You're Tara, right?
260
00:10:29,625 --> 00:10:31,590
- You remembered.
- Yeah.
261
00:10:31,630 --> 00:10:33,724
I went to school with
this chick named Sara.
262
00:10:33,757 --> 00:10:35,778
She was retarded.
263
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:39,299
Sorry. I guess you're not
supposed to say that anymore,
264
00:10:39,335 --> 00:10:42,130
but she was seriously mentally handicapped,
265
00:10:42,159 --> 00:10:43,617
like, really fucking tweaked.
266
00:10:43,617 --> 00:10:44,891
All the kids made fun of her and shit.
267
00:10:44,941 --> 00:10:47,140
I didn't because I always
felt pretty retarded myself.
268
00:10:47,701 --> 00:10:48,856
That's how I remembered.
269
00:10:48,877 --> 00:10:52,715
Sara, Tara... not that you're
retarded or tweaked or anything.
270
00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:54,842
Thank you.
271
00:10:55,855 --> 00:10:58,118
[Sighs]
272
00:10:58,434 --> 00:10:59,969
No, you're not like that at all.
273
00:11:00,018 --> 00:11:01,265
You're really pretty,
274
00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:02,490
and not in a generic way, like,
275
00:11:02,490 --> 00:11:04,201
"oh, you're so pretty,
do you want to dance?"
276
00:11:04,237 --> 00:11:06,060
You're, like, uniquely pretty.
277
00:11:06,093 --> 00:11:07,460
Like, there's probably no other girl
278
00:11:07,493 --> 00:11:08,996
in the world who looks exactly like you.
279
00:11:09,426 --> 00:11:11,525
And you've got this really cool vibe.
280
00:11:12,025 --> 00:11:13,298
You make me feel good...
281
00:11:13,331 --> 00:11:15,570
not in a creepy "my wiener
feels weird" kind of way.
282
00:11:15,690 --> 00:11:17,801
Like, happy good.
283
00:11:18,425 --> 00:11:20,798
It makes me want to get to know you better.
284
00:11:21,354 --> 00:11:23,685
Would you have a drink with me, Tara?
285
00:11:27,639 --> 00:11:29,031
Sure, Levon.
286
00:11:29,066 --> 00:11:32,256
- I'll have my own, but sure.
- Okay.
287
00:11:33,073 --> 00:11:35,573
I'm just gonna run to the
restroom real quick, okay?
288
00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:38,425
Hey, if you don't come back, it was
289
00:11:38,460 --> 00:11:39,932
nice to see you again.
290
00:11:40,150 --> 00:11:42,353
I'll be back, Levon. I promise.
291
00:11:42,386 --> 00:11:44,987
Cool.
292
00:11:45,419 --> 00:11:47,010
Watch out for the toilet paper.
293
00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:49,081
- Shh.
- It's rough stuff.
294
00:11:53,038 --> 00:11:56,836
Pow, pow, pow. [Laughs]
295
00:11:56,869 --> 00:11:58,559
I like how she says my name.
296
00:11:58,679 --> 00:12:00,373
That's the way it starts, my friend.
297
00:12:00,602 --> 00:12:02,229
- You did good.
- Thanks.
298
00:12:02,257 --> 00:12:03,503
Here, drinks are on me.
299
00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:05,285
Try to make it to dinner, okay?
300
00:12:05,334 --> 00:12:06,937
Dude, if I can get her
to have dinner with me,
301
00:12:06,978 --> 00:12:08,207
I can probably bang her outright...
302
00:12:08,242 --> 00:12:09,609
- No banging.
- No banging?
303
00:12:09,623 --> 00:12:11,345
Just talking, all right?
304
00:12:11,465 --> 00:12:12,530
What about fingering?
305
00:12:12,544 --> 00:12:13,636
I will break that finger right off.
306
00:12:13,671 --> 00:12:15,616
- [Yelps]
- Just enjoy her.
307
00:12:15,649 --> 00:12:18,502
And let her enjoy you, okay? All right?
308
00:12:18,741 --> 00:12:20,354
Try not to fart.
309
00:12:20,959 --> 00:12:22,424
I love you, you know that?
310
00:12:22,544 --> 00:12:24,892
I do. And I fucking love you too, dad.
311
00:12:24,933 --> 00:12:26,960
Good. Good, good, good.
312
00:12:27,016 --> 00:12:28,783
Having a dad is fucking awesome.
313
00:12:28,812 --> 00:12:30,502
Don't cry. Here she comes.
314
00:12:30,558 --> 00:12:31,572
I'm around if you need me.
315
00:12:31,579 --> 00:12:33,001
- Call me. Titty twister.
- Ow.
316
00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:35,881
You're back.
317
00:12:35,902 --> 00:12:38,274
- Hey.
- I just need one of those.
318
00:12:38,307 --> 00:12:40,743
Dirty old game they call pool, huh?
319
00:12:40,776 --> 00:12:42,912
Yeah, show me your best.
320
00:12:43,032 --> 00:12:45,744
- Okay. Oh, right there.
- The white one's the cue ball.
321
00:12:45,777 --> 00:12:49,788
- I'll be the stripes.
- [Billiard balls clack]
322
00:12:53,987 --> 00:12:56,322
[Door opens] Hey.
323
00:12:56,363 --> 00:12:58,624
- I think he's gonna be all right.
- Where is he?
324
00:12:58,657 --> 00:13:00,495
- He's with a girl.
- Alone?
325
00:13:00,528 --> 00:13:01,759
No, he's in a bar,
326
00:13:01,792 --> 00:13:03,576
just like us once upon a time.
327
00:13:03,611 --> 00:13:05,133
- Did you pay her?
- Not a dime.
328
00:13:05,166 --> 00:13:07,294
- No, he did it all himself.
- Oh, that's good.
329
00:13:07,414 --> 00:13:08,329
Yeah.
330
00:13:08,708 --> 00:13:10,338
I hope he doesn't take his penis out.
331
00:13:10,371 --> 00:13:13,040
I hope he does... at the appropriate time.
332
00:13:13,076 --> 00:13:14,963
No, seriously, Julia,
333
00:13:15,252 --> 00:13:16,716
I think he's gonna be fine.
334
00:13:16,836 --> 00:13:18,474
I really do.
335
00:13:18,507 --> 00:13:21,042
No, honestly, getting to know him, just...
336
00:13:21,162 --> 00:13:22,893
he's been maybe
337
00:13:22,905 --> 00:13:25,206
the most pleasant
surprise of my adult life.
338
00:13:25,428 --> 00:13:27,142
Mm.
339
00:13:27,175 --> 00:13:28,942
Thank you.
340
00:13:29,978 --> 00:13:31,197
I know the feeling.
341
00:13:31,260 --> 00:13:33,021
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
342
00:13:41,325 --> 00:13:42,656
Wait. Hold on.
343
00:13:43,051 --> 00:13:44,600
Don't you fucking cock-block yourself.
344
00:13:44,621 --> 00:13:46,016
No, no, no, I want to do this right.
345
00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:48,197
You mean, like, with protection?
346
00:13:48,227 --> 00:13:49,516
I think I have condoms somewhere.
347
00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:51,987
No, no, no, I want to
take you out to dinner...
348
00:13:52,192 --> 00:13:54,019
Tonight, all right?
349
00:13:54,607 --> 00:13:55,635
I like dinner.
350
00:13:55,663 --> 00:13:56,557
- You like dinner?
- Mm-hmm.
351
00:13:56,593 --> 00:13:57,776
All right, that settles it, then.
352
00:13:57,797 --> 00:13:59,734
- Okay.
- We're on, all right.
353
00:14:01,220 --> 00:14:04,621
Oh, wear your best dress.
Leave those underwear at home.
354
00:14:04,659 --> 00:14:07,033
[Both laugh]
355
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:19,373
Kruller, looking good.
356
00:14:19,406 --> 00:14:20,150
Hello, Hank.
357
00:14:20,270 --> 00:14:22,981
- Where's Baldo?
- He's in the guest room.
358
00:14:23,312 --> 00:14:25,030
Say hello to Love.
359
00:14:25,227 --> 00:14:26,734
- Hello, Love.
- Hello.
360
00:14:26,770 --> 00:14:28,411
- As you were.
- All right.
361
00:14:28,686 --> 00:14:29,885
- [Moans]
- That's it.
362
00:14:29,919 --> 00:14:31,085
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
363
00:14:31,118 --> 00:14:32,192
Ooh.
364
00:14:32,312 --> 00:14:34,228
Oh, what the fuck is this?
365
00:14:34,256 --> 00:14:35,653
What does it look like?
366
00:14:35,686 --> 00:14:37,010
Why in my bedroom?
367
00:14:37,291 --> 00:14:39,630
I can't fuck another woman
in my marital bed, Hank.
368
00:14:39,663 --> 00:14:41,587
- That's sick.
- Class up the ass, Runks...
369
00:14:41,622 --> 00:14:43,298
class up the fucking ass.
370
00:14:43,418 --> 00:14:45,890
You shouldn't have done
this. It's not worth it.
371
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:48,172
This shit is never worth
it... no disrespect, Milady.
372
00:14:48,292 --> 00:14:50,757
- You are a work of art.
- Thank you.
373
00:14:51,109 --> 00:14:53,989
- I didn't do anything, Hank.
- Yeah, he couldn't get it up.
374
00:14:54,031 --> 00:14:55,144
I did everything I could.
375
00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:57,109
It was like nibbling on
a piece of string cheese.
376
00:14:57,151 --> 00:14:59,102
It's really making me
question my chosen career path.
377
00:14:59,130 --> 00:15:00,926
No, no, no, it's not you.
378
00:15:00,954 --> 00:15:03,144
But you really should consider
going back to law school.
379
00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:05,088
It's definitely not you.
380
00:15:05,116 --> 00:15:06,834
This kid is an absolute fucking mess,
381
00:15:06,854 --> 00:15:08,954
but you should go back to school.
382
00:15:08,990 --> 00:15:10,516
Now, this is great news, Runks.
383
00:15:10,636 --> 00:15:12,939
Put your limp dick away,
get in your girly car,
384
00:15:12,939 --> 00:15:14,517
and drive up to Stu's posthaste.
385
00:15:14,517 --> 00:15:15,828
You got to put an end to this shit.
386
00:15:15,861 --> 00:15:17,525
You'll thank me later. You are welcome.
387
00:15:17,558 --> 00:15:19,214
She probably already fucked him, Hank...
388
00:15:19,242 --> 00:15:21,024
- twice, three times.
- Four times a lady.
389
00:15:21,031 --> 00:15:22,587
You'll never know if you don't try.
390
00:15:22,636 --> 00:15:24,489
Now be bold, you fucking ninny.
391
00:15:25,034 --> 00:15:27,869
There you go. Put some clothes on.
392
00:15:27,904 --> 00:15:29,615
You look like someone
dragged you out of the river.
393
00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:31,323
I'm sorry it didn't work out,
394
00:15:31,327 --> 00:15:33,474
but we could get together
sometime for lunch maybe,
395
00:15:33,507 --> 00:15:34,844
with my wife or not.
396
00:15:34,877 --> 00:15:36,713
We'll see. We'll see.
397
00:15:37,122 --> 00:15:39,747
Um, hey, would you mind
if I practice on you?
398
00:15:39,780 --> 00:15:41,385
- Practice what?
- Sex.
399
00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:43,262
- Oh...
- Thanks for everything, Krull.
400
00:15:43,325 --> 00:15:44,558
That is tempting.
401
00:15:45,051 --> 00:15:47,322
But, you know, I've already
turned down sex once today,
402
00:15:47,355 --> 00:15:48,993
and I think I can do it again.
403
00:15:49,026 --> 00:15:50,392
Are you sure?
404
00:15:50,425 --> 00:15:52,488
- Yeah.
- Aw.
405
00:15:52,529 --> 00:15:53,560
- No.
- No?
406
00:15:53,593 --> 00:15:55,264
Yeah. No.
407
00:15:55,298 --> 00:15:56,497
Yes.
408
00:15:56,530 --> 00:15:57,671
No.
409
00:15:57,727 --> 00:16:00,016
Yes. Be gone, Harlot.
410
00:16:00,136 --> 00:16:01,333
I've got writing to do.
411
00:16:01,371 --> 00:16:03,306
And get your ass back in school.
412
00:16:11,781 --> 00:16:15,363
- We have done it all, Marcy.
- [Sighs]
413
00:16:15,483 --> 00:16:17,912
We swam. We played tennis. We had lunch.
414
00:16:17,953 --> 00:16:20,615
We meditated. We did some
yoga. We had massages.
415
00:16:20,648 --> 00:16:22,714
The only things we haven't done is fuck!
416
00:16:23,791 --> 00:16:26,821
My balls are so swollen right now.
417
00:16:26,854 --> 00:16:29,257
- [Clears throat]
- Please...
418
00:16:29,726 --> 00:16:32,186
[Sighs] Take me in your mouth.
419
00:16:32,229 --> 00:16:33,616
What?
420
00:16:33,658 --> 00:16:36,458
The contract doesn't say
anything about blow jobs, Stu.
421
00:16:36,499 --> 00:16:37,799
Intercourse only.
422
00:16:37,828 --> 00:16:40,499
Hey, hey, blow jobs are implied.
423
00:16:40,532 --> 00:16:42,088
Get a better lawyer.
424
00:16:42,095 --> 00:16:42,940
Okay, fine.
425
00:16:42,982 --> 00:16:45,276
Is it all right if I penetrate you, then?
426
00:16:45,609 --> 00:16:47,757
I just feel so weird about all this.
427
00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:50,109
Well, of course it's weird.
428
00:16:50,876 --> 00:16:53,018
It's like riding a bicycle.
429
00:16:53,412 --> 00:16:56,110
I mean, once big daddy
enters the rain forest,
430
00:16:56,124 --> 00:16:58,082
all will be right with the world.
431
00:16:59,021 --> 00:16:59,885
You know what?
432
00:17:00,005 --> 00:17:02,390
I have to check and see
if the money transferred.
433
00:17:02,423 --> 00:17:04,856
- You don't trust me!
- Why would I trust you?
434
00:17:04,919 --> 00:17:06,750
You're a fucking crazy person, Stu.
435
00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:09,201
You go ahead and check. I have to pee.
436
00:17:09,833 --> 00:17:12,082
Do you know how difficult it is to urinate
437
00:17:12,107 --> 00:17:14,872
with an erection this size?
438
00:17:26,602 --> 00:17:29,489
What the actual fuck?
439
00:17:38,353 --> 00:17:41,099
What the fuck is this?
440
00:17:41,599 --> 00:17:44,036
Oh. Um...
441
00:17:45,217 --> 00:17:46,858
this is quite embarrassing.
442
00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:49,282
Not to mention really fucking creepy.
443
00:17:49,331 --> 00:17:53,269
You know, this is not as
creepy as you may think.
444
00:17:53,867 --> 00:17:57,269
She is my loving tribute to you.
445
00:17:57,302 --> 00:17:58,974
Isn't she beautiful?
446
00:17:59,007 --> 00:18:00,818
She's a fuck doll, Stu.
447
00:18:00,825 --> 00:18:04,459
She's an expensive fuck doll... 15 large.
448
00:18:04,473 --> 00:18:05,691
But...
449
00:18:06,918 --> 00:18:08,735
But she's so much more than that.
450
00:18:09,751 --> 00:18:12,220
She's a woman, just like you.
451
00:18:12,922 --> 00:18:16,319
And I have made love to her,
just like I made love to you.
452
00:18:16,868 --> 00:18:18,730
Want me to show you?
453
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:22,298
Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.
This is too fucking weird.
454
00:18:22,339 --> 00:18:23,835
You need help, Stu.
455
00:18:23,868 --> 00:18:26,066
- Wait, wait, wait.
- Marcy, Marcy. No, no! No.
456
00:18:26,108 --> 00:18:27,990
Don't... don't go. Don't go.
457
00:18:28,003 --> 00:18:29,672
Look, I paid you a million dollars
458
00:18:29,679 --> 00:18:31,182
so I could fuck you, woman.
459
00:18:31,215 --> 00:18:33,183
The least you could do is let me fuck you.
460
00:18:33,216 --> 00:18:34,341
Come here.
461
00:18:34,461 --> 00:18:36,150
- No, don't fight it.
- Oh, oh.
462
00:18:36,207 --> 00:18:37,351
Don't fight it.
463
00:18:37,391 --> 00:18:39,507
I will pepper you with kisses,
464
00:18:39,532 --> 00:18:41,697
and you will remember what it is like...
465
00:18:41,730 --> 00:18:43,330
What, you're gonna rape me now?
466
00:18:43,363 --> 00:18:44,934
Oh, come on, Marcy!
467
00:18:44,967 --> 00:18:46,639
How many rape games have we played?
468
00:18:46,672 --> 00:18:48,606
Requested by you, no less.
469
00:18:48,639 --> 00:18:51,206
Those are games, Stu!
"No" means "no," you know!
470
00:18:51,247 --> 00:18:52,976
- Oh, oh, God.
- Ow!
471
00:18:53,017 --> 00:18:54,513
Is that the safe word?
472
00:18:55,639 --> 00:18:57,184
Don't do it, Marcy!
473
00:18:57,217 --> 00:18:58,569
Oh!
474
00:18:58,889 --> 00:19:00,890
Oh, my God.
475
00:19:00,923 --> 00:19:02,627
I was totally hoping that you would make
476
00:19:02,660 --> 00:19:04,366
some lame attempt to rescue me.
477
00:19:04,399 --> 00:19:06,872
Am I too late? Did you guys already fuck?
478
00:19:06,905 --> 00:19:08,369
No!
479
00:19:08,402 --> 00:19:09,570
I couldn't do it!
480
00:19:09,611 --> 00:19:11,980
That is fantastic news!
481
00:19:12,013 --> 00:19:13,876
What have you been doing all day?
482
00:19:13,917 --> 00:19:15,652
Everything but.
483
00:19:15,971 --> 00:19:17,748
You mean, like, anal?
484
00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:19,471
No, he didn't even finger me.
485
00:19:19,513 --> 00:19:20,894
I didn't.
486
00:19:21,014 --> 00:19:23,094
And things got so weird
487
00:19:23,127 --> 00:19:26,676
because I found that fucking
sex-doll thing over there... me.
488
00:19:26,690 --> 00:19:28,690
Solid. I'd throw a shot into her.
489
00:19:28,810 --> 00:19:31,984
Uh, look, guys, you know, this is obviously
490
00:19:32,007 --> 00:19:33,503
a really terrible idea.
491
00:19:33,536 --> 00:19:35,330
Uh, look...
492
00:19:35,380 --> 00:19:37,606
I am sorry I messed
with you guys' marriage.
493
00:19:37,633 --> 00:19:39,773
Why don't you just give me the money back,
494
00:19:39,806 --> 00:19:41,613
- we call it even?
- Fine.
495
00:19:41,646 --> 00:19:42,866
Let's go, Runks.
496
00:19:42,887 --> 00:19:44,267
No, no, no, no. You know what?
497
00:19:44,816 --> 00:19:47,381
Fuck you, Stu. We're keeping the money.
498
00:19:47,414 --> 00:19:49,546
Hey! The hell you are, Runkle!
499
00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:51,116
A million bucks is still a million bucks.
500
00:19:51,149 --> 00:19:52,684
Hey, you said it yourself, Stu.
501
00:19:52,717 --> 00:19:54,083
You fucked with our marriage.
502
00:19:54,124 --> 00:19:56,019
I could sue you for
alienation of affection.
503
00:19:56,060 --> 00:19:58,123
Yeah, and you would lose, motherfucker.
504
00:19:58,156 --> 00:19:59,894
Maybe, but I could still leak a story
505
00:19:59,926 --> 00:20:01,892
about a freaky, washed-up producer
506
00:20:01,933 --> 00:20:04,130
who's into prostitutes and sex dolls.
507
00:20:04,163 --> 00:20:05,529
I'm not washed-up.
508
00:20:05,562 --> 00:20:06,896
You try me, Stu.
509
00:20:06,929 --> 00:20:08,400
I will fuck you up!
510
00:20:08,433 --> 00:20:10,479
I will make you eat all of my balls.
511
00:20:10,521 --> 00:20:14,043
You are getting some fucking
teeth at last, Runkle!
512
00:20:14,076 --> 00:20:15,211
Good for you!
513
00:20:15,803 --> 00:20:18,782
Listen, I realize I have sinned.
514
00:20:18,816 --> 00:20:20,552
The money is my penance.
515
00:20:20,585 --> 00:20:21,983
I'm sorry, guys.
516
00:20:22,017 --> 00:20:24,288
Whatever I did, I did out of love.
517
00:20:24,321 --> 00:20:27,259
It just fucks with a man's head.
518
00:20:27,761 --> 00:20:30,775
[Sobbing] I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
519
00:20:31,198 --> 00:20:32,993
I'm sorry.
520
00:20:33,508 --> 00:20:36,578
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
521
00:20:37,167 --> 00:20:38,934
[Continues sobbing]
522
00:20:38,967 --> 00:20:40,933
[Foo Fighters' These Days]
523
00:20:40,974 --> 00:20:46,099
♪ One of the days,
the ground will drop ♪
524
00:20:46,331 --> 00:20:51,110
♪ out from beneath your feet ♪
525
00:20:51,143 --> 00:20:54,742
♪
526
00:20:54,775 --> 00:21:00,807
♪ one of the days,
your heart will stop ♪
527
00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:06,810
♪ and play its final beat ♪
528
00:21:06,843 --> 00:21:08,610
Let me guess.
529
00:21:08,643 --> 00:21:10,444
You were expecting someone else?
530
00:21:11,019 --> 00:21:12,634
Yeah.
531
00:21:13,516 --> 00:21:15,367
Me too.
532
00:21:16,615 --> 00:21:17,923
Fucking guy.
533
00:21:18,156 --> 00:21:20,184
Fucking guy.
534
00:21:22,093 --> 00:21:24,187
Do you want me to go?
535
00:21:24,220 --> 00:21:26,909
- Do you want to go?
- No, no fucking way.
536
00:21:27,690 --> 00:21:29,952
Then stay.
537
00:21:31,652 --> 00:21:33,127
All right.
538
00:21:36,826 --> 00:21:39,193
- [Laughs]
- Yeah.
539
00:21:39,226 --> 00:21:41,590
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
540
00:21:41,623 --> 00:21:44,233
- Funny running into you here.
- [Laughs]
541
00:21:44,893 --> 00:21:52,162
♪
542
00:21:52,203 --> 00:21:58,304
♪ one of these days,
the clocks will stop ♪
543
00:21:58,337 --> 00:22:03,607
♪ and time won't mean a thing ♪
544
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:06,374
♪
545
00:22:06,407 --> 00:22:12,546
♪ one of these days,
their bombs will drop ♪
546
00:22:12,579 --> 00:22:17,787
♪ and silence everything ♪
547
00:22:17,820 --> 00:22:21,356
♪
548
00:22:21,389 --> 00:22:25,025
♪ but it's all right ♪
549
00:22:25,058 --> 00:22:26,728
♪ yeah, it's all right ♪
550
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:28,623
[engine sputters]
551
00:22:28,656 --> 00:22:30,380
♪ Said it's all right ♪
552
00:22:30,852 --> 00:22:32,158
Fuck.
553
00:22:32,199 --> 00:22:35,501
♪ Easy for you to say ♪
554
00:22:35,621 --> 00:22:37,628
Good-bye, old girl.
555
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:42,060
♪ Your pride has never been stolen ♪
556
00:22:42,093 --> 00:22:44,496
♪ not yet, not yet ♪
557
00:22:44,529 --> 00:22:47,231
♪ one of these days ♪
558
00:22:47,588 --> 00:22:49,167
Karen.
559
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:50,715
I made it.
560
00:22:51,736 --> 00:22:53,470
Hey, g... good for you.
561
00:22:53,503 --> 00:22:55,144
Our baby's getting married.
562
00:22:56,572 --> 00:22:58,068
What do you want...
563
00:22:58,101 --> 00:23:00,404
like, a pat on the back
for doing the right thing?
564
00:23:00,437 --> 00:23:04,210
Come on, a little positive
affirmation never hurt anyone.
565
00:23:04,243 --> 00:23:06,241
Okay, it's good.
566
00:23:06,554 --> 00:23:07,910
Don't ask.
567
00:23:07,943 --> 00:23:09,509
- Oh, come on, please?
- No.
568
00:23:09,542 --> 00:23:11,244
I need to sit next to this woman.
569
00:23:11,272 --> 00:23:12,385
No, you don't. He doesn't.
570
00:23:12,416 --> 00:23:13,984
Good. Move it along.
571
00:23:14,017 --> 00:23:16,264
All right, all right. Karen, that's fine.
572
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:18,317
But... but I wrote you something,
573
00:23:18,350 --> 00:23:19,392
because every time I open my mouth,
574
00:23:19,427 --> 00:23:20,596
something stupid comes out,
575
00:23:20,653 --> 00:23:22,329
and the words don't mean
what I want them to mean,
576
00:23:22,357 --> 00:23:24,885
not even half of what I
want them to mean, so...
577
00:23:25,557 --> 00:23:26,827
Here.
578
00:23:26,860 --> 00:23:28,923
Okay, thank you.
579
00:23:28,964 --> 00:23:30,660
Go ahead.
580
00:23:30,693 --> 00:23:33,098
Hank, I'm tired of reading you.
581
00:23:33,131 --> 00:23:34,729
Seriously?
582
00:23:34,762 --> 00:23:36,736
I thought I was your favorite author.
583
00:23:37,571 --> 00:23:39,877
Ha ha. Okay, well, that just means
584
00:23:39,905 --> 00:23:41,180
I'm gonna have to read it to you...
585
00:23:41,208 --> 00:23:42,568
- No.
- Out loud!
586
00:23:42,601 --> 00:23:44,676
- Hank, stop it. Don't be stupid...
- "Dear Karen."
587
00:23:44,697 --> 00:23:45,901
That's how it starts.
588
00:23:45,929 --> 00:23:47,106
God, I'm sorry.
589
00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:48,388
"I've been thinking about us."
590
00:23:48,409 --> 00:23:50,536
That's us with a capital "U".
591
00:23:51,279 --> 00:23:52,510
"The story of us.
592
00:23:52,543 --> 00:23:54,910
How the fuck do I sum it up?"
593
00:23:55,177 --> 00:23:56,846
"Has it been perfect?
594
00:23:56,887 --> 00:23:58,251
Hardly.
595
00:23:58,284 --> 00:23:59,948
Any story with me at the center of it
596
00:23:59,981 --> 00:24:03,725
will never be anything less
than a big, smiling mess."
597
00:24:03,758 --> 00:24:05,725
"But here's what I know for sure.
598
00:24:05,758 --> 00:24:07,523
Our time in the sun has been a thing
599
00:24:07,556 --> 00:24:09,961
of absolute fucking beauty."
600
00:24:09,994 --> 00:24:13,628
"The nightmares, the hangovers,
the fucking and the punching,
601
00:24:13,748 --> 00:24:16,461
the gorgeous, shimmering
insanity of this city of ours,
602
00:24:16,741 --> 00:24:18,523
where for years I woke up,
603
00:24:18,572 --> 00:24:20,769
fucked up, said I was sorry,
604
00:24:20,794 --> 00:24:23,094
passed out, and did it all over again."
605
00:24:24,087 --> 00:24:27,284
"As a writer, I'm a
sucker for happy endings.
606
00:24:27,502 --> 00:24:29,115
The guy gets the girl.
607
00:24:29,235 --> 00:24:32,465
She saves him from himself...
fade to fucking black.
608
00:24:32,498 --> 00:24:34,403
As a guy who loves a girl,
609
00:24:34,436 --> 00:24:36,937
I realize there's no such thing.
610
00:24:36,970 --> 00:24:38,766
There's no sunset."
611
00:24:38,799 --> 00:24:41,826
"There's just now, and
there's just the two of us,
612
00:24:42,435 --> 00:24:45,608
which can be scary fucking ugly sometimes.
613
00:24:46,741 --> 00:24:48,276
But if you close your eyes
614
00:24:48,309 --> 00:24:50,611
and listen for the whisper of your heart,
615
00:24:50,903 --> 00:24:54,448
if you simply keep trying
and never, ever give up,
616
00:24:54,481 --> 00:24:57,247
no matter how many times you get it wrong,
617
00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:59,385
until the beginning and end
618
00:24:59,418 --> 00:25:02,503
blur into something called
'until we meet again'."
619
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:06,486
And that's... that's it.
620
00:25:06,519 --> 00:25:09,594
I... I didn't know how to finish it...
621
00:25:10,522 --> 00:25:12,152
Because it's not over.
622
00:25:12,186 --> 00:25:15,056
It'll never be over as long as there's you,
623
00:25:15,089 --> 00:25:19,130
there's me, and there's hope...
624
00:25:19,163 --> 00:25:21,249
and grace.
625
00:25:22,299 --> 00:25:24,265
Uh, excuse me.
626
00:25:24,306 --> 00:25:27,023
You can sit next to me if you want.
627
00:25:29,540 --> 00:25:31,146
Oh, fine.
628
00:25:31,179 --> 00:25:33,343
Take the fucking seat.
629
00:25:33,376 --> 00:25:35,298
Thank you.
630
00:25:36,774 --> 00:25:39,854
It's a middle. Thank you very much.
631
00:25:47,112 --> 00:25:50,439
That hasn't necessarily won me over.
632
00:25:50,454 --> 00:25:52,594
Oh, I... no, of course not.
633
00:25:53,449 --> 00:25:56,414
[Plane engines whirring]
634
00:25:59,181 --> 00:26:03,650
♪ Rocket man ♪
635
00:26:03,683 --> 00:26:06,414
Till the fucking wheels come off, baby.
636
00:26:06,455 --> 00:26:09,623
♪ Rocket man ♪
637
00:26:09,656 --> 00:26:13,926
[echoing] ♪ rocket man ♪
638
00:26:13,959 --> 00:26:21,466
♪ she packed my bags
last night preflight ♪
639
00:26:21,499 --> 00:26:25,865
♪ zero hour, 9:00 A.M. ♪
640
00:26:28,065 --> 00:26:33,005
♪ And I'm gonna be high ♪
641
00:26:33,039 --> 00:26:36,039
♪ as a kite by then ♪
642
00:26:36,072 --> 00:26:41,783
♪
643
00:26:41,816 --> 00:26:45,686
♪ I miss the earth so
much, I miss my wife ♪
644
00:26:45,719 --> 00:26:49,549
♪
645
00:26:49,590 --> 00:26:53,219
♪ it's lonely out in space ♪
646
00:26:55,221 --> 00:27:00,657
♪ on such a timeless flight ♪
647
00:27:00,698 --> 00:27:08,663
♪
648
00:27:08,704 --> 00:27:12,533
♪ and I think it's gonna
be a long, long time ♪
649
00:27:12,566 --> 00:27:15,870
♪ till touchdown brings
me round again to find ♪
650
00:27:15,903 --> 00:27:18,877
♪ I'm not the man they
think I am at home ♪
651
00:27:18,910 --> 00:27:21,842
♪ oh, no, no, no ♪
652
00:27:21,875 --> 00:27:25,578
♪ I'm a rocket man ♪
653
00:27:25,611 --> 00:27:30,913
♪ rocket man burning out
his fuse up here alone ♪
654
00:27:30,954 --> 00:27:35,751
♪
655
00:27:35,784 --> 00:27:40,524
♪ Mars ain't the kind of
place to raise your kids ♪
656
00:27:40,557 --> 00:27:43,858
♪
657
00:27:43,891 --> 00:27:46,426
♪ in fact, it's cold as hell ♪
658
00:27:46,459 --> 00:27:49,530
♪
659
00:27:49,563 --> 00:27:55,029
♪ and there's no one
there to raise them ♪
660
00:27:55,062 --> 00:27:57,501
♪ if you did ♪
661
00:27:57,534 --> 00:28:03,404
♪
662
00:28:03,437 --> 00:28:07,738
♪ and all this science
I don't understand ♪
663
00:28:10,138 --> 00:28:14,839
♪ it's just my job five days a week ♪
664
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:22,045
♪ a rocket man ♪
665
00:28:22,085 --> 00:28:24,917
♪ rocket man ♪
666
00:28:24,950 --> 00:28:30,250
♪
667
00:28:30,290 --> 00:28:33,751
♪ and I think it's gonna
be a long, long time ♪
668
00:28:33,792 --> 00:28:37,360
♪ till touchdown brings
me round again to find ♪
669
00:28:37,393 --> 00:28:40,360
♪ I'm not the man they
think I am at home ♪
670
00:28:40,393 --> 00:28:43,033
♪ oh, no, no, no ♪
671
00:28:43,066 --> 00:28:46,601
♪ I'm a rocket man ♪
672
00:28:46,634 --> 00:28:53,472
♪ rocket man burning out
his fuse up here alone ♪
673
00:28:53,513 --> 00:28:57,311
♪ rocket man ♪
674
00:28:57,344 --> 00:29:00,750
♪ and I think it's gonna
be a long, long time ♪
675
00:29:00,783 --> 00:29:04,319
♪ till touchdown brings
me round again to find ♪
676
00:29:04,352 --> 00:29:07,117
♪ I'm not the man they
think I am at home ♪
677
00:29:07,150 --> 00:29:09,955
♪ oh, no, no, no ♪
678
00:29:09,988 --> 00:29:13,757
♪ I'm a rocket man ♪
679
00:29:13,790 --> 00:29:19,333
♪ rocket man burning out
his fuse up here alone ♪
680
00:29:22,005 --> 00:29:25,102
♪ and I think it's gonna
be a long, long time ♪
681
00:29:25,103 --> 00:29:31,084
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