Yeah, I'm not kidding
Here is where this type Elegant brought me
Yes, you heard me
Hooters!
It is the first date I've been on since the divorce
And the guy brings me to a Hooters
Is Tyler sleeping??
Oh, yes!
Not entirely
What do you do?
Polo on fire!
Why is he singing that?
Oh no, that's all good, it's out
What out?
Oh good I'm coming home
Yeah maybe that's not actually a bad idea
Ok, here's the plan
You are going to call me in 10 minutes
So that I can tell to this fool that I have an emergency
Can you give me my bath now?
Make that five minutes
I got you a spicy shrimp
With the sauce on the side, They go that for me here
The sauce is spicy
Do you realize that you are not actually looking at my face right now?
It is a very tight game going on, I do not want to miss me
Hi Jim - Hello Jim
Here
Cheese Sticks with heart shape
From me, Bunny, Bethany and Britney
Thanks Bubbles
It's very nice
See ya
Hey I noticed that you've made eye contact with Bubbles
But I'm not sure it was her eyes you were looking at
So ...
You organize closets for your living
Yes
Is it hard to find people who can't organize their own closets?
How is that work?
Well, it's not that they can't do it for themselves
I just they don't have the time or they don't do it efficiently
Did you start with organizing compartiments
And work you way up from there or ...?
I'm sorry, I know this is not going well
I have not been on a date in 20 years
I have not been out on a date since I graduated
You married in college?
Yeah
Me too
Really? - Yes
This is not the weird feeling in the world right now?
As the rare Al being the Rare protagonist of Science
Yes, I like that
Did you just came up with that?
Yes
Very good
You know, I think I'll have one of these hot prawns shrimps
And having it with sauce
Excellent
It's hot
God, who does make sauce so hot?
Did you drink my beer?
No, I think you did
Bubbles, Bunny, Britney Can you give me some water?
Here, have some French onion too
You know, I"m curious
With so many possible reasons, Which on is the one your wife left you for?
Cancer
I'm Sorry
I ...
Naturally I assumed you were divorced
That's okay
I naturally assume that your husband shot himself so ...
We're even
I must take this
Hello
Wow, wow, calm down!
An avalanche, in our backyard?
I'll be home right away
It's an emergency, I'm sorry
$ 20 should cover my half
He used the emergency excuse on you?
Like he's the one who had to escape
Like I'm so horrible
Well everyone has a bad blind date story and this loser is yours
Who set you up?
One of the mothers in Tyler's class
Every time I see her
She tells me about her "friend Jim"
Oh! And "I just have to meet Jim"
Well, se is a liar and an idiot
You should drugging her and shave her head
Dick??
Hi
No, I can talk, I'm just at work
Great!
I know, I'm so sore
I love you too
Ok, talk to you later, bye
Did you just use the L word with Dick?
We said it last night
Jen
That's great, why did not you tell me?
You know, you finally went on a date
And it was so awfull
I mean I don't want to make you feel lonelier than you probably already feel
I'm fine actually, and I'm not lonely
I have two wonderful men in my life
Brendan and Tyler
Brendan needs a girlfriend and Tyler need a sedative
You suggesting sex and drugs has a remedy for my childrens behavior
Oh my God this is a dress I've been wanted forever!
What?
No!
Who has that kind of money?
Dick
Try this on, this is a total Milf dress
We did not try on the client clothes
It is one of our selling points
We will not wear your underwear while we organize your closets
I'm just saying
Back to work
I think right at the bottom of this shelf
We can put some shoes and ... Jen!
Kanye come and change the baby
North is wet and do not want to drop him on camera again
Ok, take it off
No
Look, this all rack still has is price tags on
Technically she hasn't take it the owner ship yet
And besides, she is at the tennis club
Now try this on
This dress can change a woman from the kind of men she's on
To the kind of men she's with
I'm going to pee
Expensive, expensive
Oh! Most expensive
Waw! I did not know you're gonna look that good in it!
Honey, what's wrong?
I should have tried harder
I should have dressed sexier
You did nothing wrong, Mark is a pig
Kids do not know that
They just ...
They want us to get back together
I do not know how to explain it to them
It's time for them to learn that their dad is a big crap
I get depressed
I got to wear high sexy heels
Stop jogging - It helps
It's freaking me out
Look at me
I'm ridiculous
Come here
Jen got you
Now I see why they call you closet queens
Instagram - Facebook
Yes!
It was awfull, man, there was no connection at all
I was so happy when you cam out with the Avalanche thing
That saved my life
And the way she dressed was like assistant principal or something
It made me feel like I was on detention
I got a girl for you - Yeah?
A blond lady, from my ballet dance class
A little bit on the plus size
But when she gets to move it all that flap can make it happen
That big woman can make that move like a hurricane
I'm out man, no more dating for me
It is time and money that should be spending with my kids
Look who it is
Hilary my own star
Give me some - Quiet Dad, which is bad enough
Are you going to leave hanging?
Guess what, the new Kodiak arrived
It's time to Spring Break
Are we going camping in our backyard again this year?
Why?, Are you too old for that?
No, it's some guys in my class are going to Florida or Colorado or even Sweden
Ok, you have many rich kids in your school
What do you want from me?, We do not have that kind of money
I know, just be nice go somewhere
You know where you can take that is cheap?
My class dancing wind
Save it, seriously
Excuse me sir
I'm here to collect my basketball uniform
Can I just call you "sir"?
If
I am a girl
That's a rather ugly girl
Hey friend, is his daughter
Hey sweetie, how is the math homework?
Do any of the shortcuts tutor will work?
You went out on a date?
Any date?, Who told you that?
You should change your email password
Miss 072 099
That's the last time you use your birthday as key
I can not believe you read my post
Brendan, I love you
But we have to learn to respect privacy in this house another
Who is Jim?
No, honey
A jester
Believe
It was nothing
Promise? - I promise
Hey no wheels at home
Like I said
Túmbalo mom, dale
Your dad took you for ice cream back home?
Give a spanking - Chocolate chip
Throw it down! - I'm on top of the world!
Yes! - You're dead!
Stop twisting the nipples
Only have two for the rest of their lives
They have to learn to love and respect them
I always did
How many times have I told you
Do not fill it with sugar before bringing?
Come on, out with dad for an ice cream cone
It is a durable memory for a child
Oh, ok good if
Dad spent more time with
The memories would not have to be as "durable"
I did it again, it's so nice spending time with Lauren
That's not their place
What do we do?
It will explode in 3, 2 ... thank God
It was close
Almost was disorganized for one minute
Hello - How are you?
Well, are you going to party Tyler on Saturday?
Yes!, Of course!
Great, I'll write down
It's what you do best
Mark on the Board, on the Board
Lauren kids do not need a blackboard, need a list
They know they can count on me, that's all
Dad, can you help me with my homework?
Oh, sorry I can not friend I have to go to a "thing"
Ask your mother, this does not prove my behavior
Is he gone?
Hilary? Want to go to ...? - Dad!
Get out
Why do not you play?
Sorry, did not see anything
Thank you very much
No, no, no
There was plenty to do
I just do not see anything weird
What if bumped fists? - No
Both need
We are well
We hear, how are we going here?
I'm talking to mom
Great, what do they talk?
Things Girl
Ok, so you know me too I'm good with girly things
Excuse me a moment
Thanks Dad, but
I just want to talk to Mom
Insurance
Greet her from me
I already ran out of tickets
Now you're out the face, What happened to you?
Can I play with Espn now?
Espn is on her time alone
With Mom invisible?
Invisible, if
How can you see it? - I know
I wish I could
Me too
Come here
Macaroni and cheese? - Macaroni and Cheese
Yes!
He's looking around, looking for you
You knew it was today I put on the calendar
Lauren became the meeting Ultimately, what do you want from me?
You know what, I want you die
Why do not you go to the cafeteria to see if they sell "tranquilizer pills"?
? "Tranquilizer pills"?
Why do not you go back to 1990?
Do you in a baseball game?
I'm going on a mystery tour Dick
That's great
I have no idea where we're going, he is so funny
I'm so excited
Tyler Reynolds!
Well, let Tyler!
Let Tyler - This bat boy?
Well, everyone has to play
Even children as
Best you shut
Or I'll put my whole fist in your mouth
How old is this pitcher? Looks like a Nascar driver
Strike - Come
Okay, sacúdetelo nothing happens
Do not give you attack it?
No, you have two more chances will be fine
Ok, I should go now then
BTW I need a week off
Yeah right, when are the holidays?
Two weeks today
Wait, that will not work
It's spring break and I care of children
Strike 2 - What?
It is well honey, you can
Look what happens when you make the strike in March
If you do not shut up now I will destroy you
Fucking asshole
Mark thought the children would take
For variety, canceled
Business trip?
Now I do not know how to compete with that
You will not, no time
Why not stay home?
You're the best partner in the world
Strike three - I hate this
I suck!
Oh God, here we go again
Maybe they should try badminton
Maybe you should try wash your mouth
And deodorant - And testosterone supplement
And viagra
I'm just assuming
And shave the neck
It is very hairy
What?
Not
Curse
Daddy? - If
What do you miss Mommy?
What strange about it?
All
I miss her laugh
And his smile
And I miss his little nose that I inherited
Luckily mine did not inherit you'd look very strange
If
I miss every time we saw movies
Miss that - I know
We sang songs
Especially "somewhere over the rainbow "
You know what's weird it?
What?
To tell you how much I love
Are you allowed to do that with someone else?
If I allowed?
Your mother, before leaving
One that spoke
To find someone more
But I told him I could not because she was the love of my life
What did Mommy?
Your mom said
My heart is so big
It has room for two
That's another thing I miss your mother
She actually thought it was amazing
I think you're amazing, papi
Thanks
Daddy?
I have a personal coach and I need the car
Well, you can not drive without I still
And someone should stay here with your sisters
Dad, I have a "personal care"
What does that mean? You will murder someone?
Dad, she is menstruating
What? - I got my period!
I forgot to give you these
Tampax Pearl
Refreshing
Medicated and sweet romance
Yes, we go by the still sweet romance
Feminine wash, Poise
Poise??, That's a Nearest little guys
Always clean?
To me those I serve
What is a Diva cup? Is it to make coffee?
I do not ...
What kind do you use?
No! - Hello
Do not tell me
Lauren - Lauren
Hooters
Jim
What happens in the sweater?
Just for the articles?
No, in fact these are
For my son
That progressive mother
I found a couple of pages under bed and destroyed
From a magazine? Is not the internet?
It's old school, I respect that
Why did you do that?
Because she was a woman, I was totally offended
You do not have to be, it's normal growth
Ok, but put the face of our nanny image
Ok, that's sick, need help
It is on the verge of insanity
Funny, if you had children understand - Three daughters
Shit
Have three daughters?
Yes, do you have another child or only the masturbator?
Has a younger brother
Maybe you do better work with the child
I'm just kidding
So what? Are you coming to replace before the child know?
Yes, but I can not tell what magazine was, I just ...
Have some leftover image?
If
I tried to glue it back
You did a good job, I almost do not notice
Snapper Magazine
How do you see?
From the position of the staples
And the texture of the paper
Also since I have this back home
What if bumped fists?
Yeah, that's
Listen, we found something could help both
And save me some embarrassment
I wear this to the box and you wear this for me
Are they for your daughter?
If, is 15 and her friend just visit
Ok, well these are for a older friend
Heavier friend goes in a larger room
That having your daughter
I missed
I find
Can I fist you crash? - No
Ok, let's do this
They will be $ 13 - Hello, I'm Tom
Here is your change - Hello, I'm Tom
If you told me
Following
I remember these days
You should be exercising
Today I need six of these glued together
Ok, circulating ...
You'll have fun on Saturday hours, is not left-handed?
Not mine, it's for your child
Mother progressive
Yes, I said that too
His teaching is taken home seriously, that's the reason
Can I have those?
She has to go home with the child and get it started, so ...
Beware
If
Hi, I'm Tom
Thanks for selling out back
She never heard
I panicked, sorry - I realized
Thanks
I can not believe you have three girls
What does that mean?
I can not imagine three girls
Do not do
Sorry, what are their names?
Hilary, Lou and Espn
Espn
It is unique, is it biblical?
Not
It's my favorite tv chain
Not - If
What?
Brilliant
OMG
Your wife must be a saint
It was
Your husband must be very patient to deal with ...
Another lovely view Captain cheese sticks
You know what, Hooters is very good for you never take you there again
Guess I'll have to learn to live without going to Hooters
Been doing a good work so far!
This makes no sense
I did not realize they were as big
What is
Guys, unfortunately his father had a business trip that emerged
So our journey postponed until the summer
What?
Do not do anything all week?
I have plans, great to tell the truth
Like what? Going to the mall?
How did you know?
Security is Dad
Maybe it was not your trip business
Hello, is your mom home?
What do you mean? Who are you?
I am Jim
Jim66@DSG.Com??
What's this Dateline NBC? Yes, you're right
What do you want?
I need to talk to your mother, It is no big deal
He said he is not interested in you
Believe me either Frodo i like
Unfortunately I have something to talk
Brendan, who is in the ...?
Hey
Jim
Liar, you like him
What, I didn't lie, he is a buffoon
Just like I said - Don't talk to me
Ever
No sweety, come on
Great
Wich one was the masturbator? The big one?
Why are you here? What do you want?
The old bag at the pharmacy, mixed up our card
That's impossible because I keep my cards very organized
The color I have ...
So to whom I give this? Lauren Reynolds?, You know her?
Have you met her?
God! I don't know what's wrong with me lately, I feel like I'm losing my mind
Just come in
So wait, how do you know where I live?
I googled you and the "Closet Queens" came up
Are you a lesbian?
No
We organize closets and we're the best, so we're queens
"Closet Queens"
Maybe the picture was confusing me
What picture?
Those little weasels
Your girlfriend does she know we went out on a date? is she going to kill me? she looks nuts
Lauren
Here she is - I have to talk to you
I never touched her, she makes me sick
What? - What?
Jen, what's wrong?
It's over between me and Dick
Over? - I thought you don't like Dick
But you guys just started using the "A" word
the "A" word? I saw that, So you guys on that one I'm guessing?
Sorry, who are you? Are you here to fix something?
Because you should probably go and do that
I'm Jim, I'm not a treat
Jim? - The Blind Date Guy
You said that was a disaster - It was
You said he was a chubby loser
He is
You didn't mention he has tha high voice like he drinks a lot of dairy
I know - Standing right here ladies, I'm hearing everything
Alright! Our cards got switched
So we're just dealing with that - What happened with Dick?
He just dropped a mature bomb on me
He's married
No worse
He got kids
Oh, you still here, why?
You still have my card, Why?
Wait, you're just going to break up with him because he has children?
Five children, five
What am I Julie Andrews?
Are we going to use similar costumes and sing to escape the Nazis?
He asked me if I wanted to be part of the team
No I don't
Oh maybe you should go on the trip and you know spend some alone time with dick
No, he wanted the kids to come with us
He wanted me to get to know them on "Fun and neutral environment"
Five kids, is his last name is Theodopolis?
Yes
Incredible, that's my boss
He owns all the Dick shops I manage the Richfield
Of course you do
Dick takes a lot of special needs people and makes them "managers" of something
So they can have a business card and feel important
Good for you!
That explains it, explains a lot
Actually I applied to work at Closet Queens but
They said there is already a gorilla filling that position
It's a thyroid thing
Where was he going to take you?
Africa
It going to be incredible, look at that
Sun, sand, safaris
OMG
He must really like you a lot
Sorry, I'm getting it at all
Ok, this concludes our business
Thanks
So he's just going to go here all by himself with these kids now?
No
He's a heart broken now nobody gets to go
Damn it!
Why he has to have to join custody?, I thought the mother always got the kids
I mean... this is a weekaway, I hope be gets his money back
A weekout
Not a chance
Well maybe do things differently in Africa
I forgot you're an expert in closets and african refund policies
Kick him out
Don't let him talk to you like that
Get out
Jen
My boys would give anything to go on a vacation like this
Mr. Theodopolis, Hi! It's Jim Freedman
I don't want to be a vulture picking on corpse of your dead relationship
But I wonder ...
If you would be willing to sell the vacation
Where you going to go with Freddy Krueger's sister?
I mean I've been saving and saving I could never give a full value for it
But something is better than nothing, Right sir?
It will just be the three of us
It will just be the four of us so we don't need one room
OMG
Wait until I tell the boys
Oh, wait until I tell the girls
We're going to Africa! - We're going to Africa!
I can not believe we're here
This is great, Mom
If
This is better than to go bowling and the mall
Oh, if
Africa
Thanks, great
What face ...? - Brendan!
What's he doing here?
Now we are going on holiday family together?
I have no idea because we Africa continued to
Is this a nightmare?
What is happening now?
You are harassing my mother
You're a predator - Hey
Do not talk to my father, silly
Language!
Not correct it, she can tell silly if desired
Silly, silly - You do not
Welcome to South Africa
Mfana at your service
Mfana ...
Jim
I mean ... Dick Theodopolis
Welcome Dick Theodopolis
And you travel ...
A little girl
And two ...
Big girls
Course
And you must be
Miss Palmer - If
Jen Palmer
I see what you did
Me too
Are you ready for the week exciting, amazing and romantic
Their entire lives?
Yes, we are here for package zero romance
Do not want to have children together?
What are you talking about?
I have a new mommy?
Mfana, do us a favor and write two seconds alone
Which means, of course
Thanks - OK
Listen, you can give the my child safe
What do not we go?
We're not dating
I promise
I do not want to get up every day next to that face
You'd be lucky to do
My mom is sexy
Did you just say your mom is sexy?
No, not sexy
That is wrong
Tyler!
Down from there
Oh God please download
OMG
Follow me here
Welcome to your "family moon"
We will keep this - No!
We do want
Do not fight
This is for children
This room is for Mom and Dad
Here you much fun
Forgiveness
What part of that do not go enters this bed?
Ok, you know what?
All in a row
Brenda, Tyler on the couch
Hilary, C-Span, Lou
Espn, Espn
Sorry Espn
Sorry, honey
OMG
Dick was going to propose Jen
A familiar light honey a lunar family
And the idiot ruined your friend
This will happen
The first room we saw, we take this
And you and your kids can stay barracks with love
Hey you eat?
Cherry Panties
What are "Cherry Panties"?
Let me see that
Oh, no!
God, I spit
Why? - Spit it out
No commas Cherry Panties
Spit, spit - Hey Mama
I think this used to be a fire station
Look at this place
Hello sir Snofadopolis
Theodopolis
Hi ...
Girls
Girls, if girls
Twice
Come on guys ... girls
23 seek 23 ...
There it is
Hello - Hello
How are they, I believe we share the table with you
Yeah, hi
I am Eddie Warnick
She is Ginger Warnick and our son Jake
We are from Vancouver
Ok, I'm YOUR son
Ginger would have to parirme at age 6, she is not my mother
Ok, tell all
Share, shall love, do not hold
It is good
Well, do our thing, let
Does not this place great?
So romantic
Yes, we have a good time here
Daddy? - Where should I sit?
Anywhere you want
What about Mom? Where is she sitting?
Where it feels like?
At my side?
So there he lay, sit next to Lou
Your mom beyond
Well?
Ok
Ignore them, ignore the strangeness
Where's the funeral, guys?
Where is the golf tournament, girls?
Oh no, no, no
Mfana!
If, Madam ...? - Reynolds
Palmer, only I am not wife ok?
I'm not going to sit here, will not happen
I fear that should happen, Mrs.
All tables are full and this is your family
It is the best
Try it
All families fight
One reconciles
Yeah? - If
Try the chachalaca
Hello new people - Hello
She is indeed Lauren
And their children's karate kids
Polishing, waxing
Does not this place great?
So romantic
Sorry, what did you say?
So romantic
Calm
Smart, is not it Ginger?
Jake got something on your face
Oh, it's a mole
Hey you can not sit there
Why not? - My mom sits there
Is it in the bathroom or something? - No, sitting there right now
Are you in treatment?
Espn's okay, we'll give Brendan another chair
Thanks - What is
I go to the buffet
Tyler come with me here eat fried caterpillars
Oh, if
Girls, why not go to the buffet too?
Hillary sure to eat enough meat
You have to accumulate to Season
I love you
Stockpiling for the season?
Is it a bear?
Try to make the team this year
There are great girls there
So eating way will open until five elected
OMG
Hi all
My name is Nickens
And we're Tatoo
With a bit of American soul
It's getting hot in here
Finally my big African arms are free
If honey!
This is - No
I would like to welcome our
Fourth year of the honeymoon blended family
What is a blended family?
I do not know, sounds painful
I'm seeing many beautiful stepchildren, stepparents
Stepmothers, half siblings domestic friends
And the classic sex calls that went wrong
Although the emphasis is for the family
We here at our Beautiful resort
We want to make sure they have time alone
Because time alone
Sometimes it can take long
We have many supervised activities children to perform
We have a wild jungle
An electric pool party
Espn, why do not you come? Your mom is afraid of water?
Good, Mom
Animal Time
Boy, do not you want to try with a live animal?
Is he dead?
And our famous teen disco
Hello friend, there are many sexy girls here
What the hell?
What's that?
Are you kidding?
My God, are you kidding?
OMG
My God, alligator
Crocodile Attack
Help me, somebody help me
Lord Flopodopolis Gators are false
Are they fake?
Yes, they are false
Why would be so real?
To scare the monkeys
I almost give you a heart attack
Do not worry about what happens in Africa, stays in Africa
Tyler, ok
Excuse
Ok
That's one way to make that sleep through the night
Did you see that?
I heard, I think I listened to Uganda
It was easier when Lou was age
Whether you're home - Thank you
You're welcome
Okay, lift it
Ok, now I'm scared
Here is your rabbit
Mom is sleeping there
Okay, I can sleep with her?
No, the tread on
I can not, accommodate there, would be nice
I do not want to see that
No, ok
Well let rest, I'll see what I do
I love you - Me too dad
Goodnight - Sleep well
You and I, small
Ok, so
Right in the neck, that will make me a good night
Well girls
It's time to wake up
Africa awaits us
It's a beautiful morning
Lou, do you wake up for Daddy please?
In the name of Lucifer, let me sleep
Above the two, I have a great day planned
I need a coffee
Good morning
A day planned? - Oh yeah
7:15 walk outdoors Zoo 8:30
10:00 Presentations
The boys are very excited
Oh yeah?, My girls also
Still can not believe you are here
Cream?? - No thanks
Sugar? - Yes, please
They are up, right? - No
The girls? - Maybe sleep the rest of the trip
Maybe an exorcism for smaller
We'll see what happens
Good
It is beautiful here - Oh yeah
See you around - Yeah, have fun
You will not see that in New Jersey
Use your body
Oh yeah, finish!
That's it, yes!
Yes!
Well-done
What's that?, Let give me the ball
Friend
Above
And here we go, give
We will move
What are you doing?
Larry??
Come on, give
Frighten him, let
Are you dancing?
What are you doing?
Take the ball
That is, I confúndelo
We will
Why did you move it? Is bra?
If it is, pluck need not equal
What?
Where are you going? - Just started
Your child is okay? Why wear a bra?
It's a girl
Your stink
Tyler slows
Let mom We are 4 miles per hour
It is sufficient
You are safe
It's okay to go fast
Ok Mfana
Look at me!
Going in the wrong direction!
Care grandmother!
Forgiveness
The blending process is going very well for us
The 13 year old son from my husband
Still having problems with hate to my
But it is becoming less physical
So it's a start
Good for you
I got up this morning with a pillow choking
But I could feel a little of guilt after
So that's progress
Hold on girls, there is a light the end of the tunnel
This little angel is finally starting to look like
A second mother
Not like his former teacher of aerobics
What are you drawing honey?
An elephant head pisoteándote until you die
Enough
Do not worry, what happens in Africa, stays in Africa
We bumped fists??
You're very funny - If
Sorry - Why so many knots?
Because you did not want to fall
Oh my God, what happened face?
She painted, is a kitten
Are you using eye shadows?
Daddy did a princess but I washed
But not all because Lady Gaga seems
Why the child wear a helmet?
Are you taking it to the vet or something?
No, I tied many times
I can not take
The best thing about working in a sports store
Swiss Knife
Just be careful - Slowly
Thanks
Papi need the toilet
Ok
Can she take?
She has her own problems What do you do?
Numero 1 - I can do
Ok - Your what care?
And I mean to take care of him
Yes, I got
Do not worry - Ok
What was number 1?
Sure it does on purpose
It's just a good daddy you do not have a vagina
Ok honey, your hands wash them
It's a bad daddy made me look Walking the Dead
No!
It is well
Nothing happens
Let's see what we have in the bag Magic
Perfect
It is well
You're pretty
You're prettier
I said you're it - Shut up and let me makeup
Perhaps there are
Tyler?
Tyler get down from there right now!
Quiet, safety instructor is attentive
Well!
Yes, I win, I'm the King of Africa
I won!
Are you kidding?
You're a fool, okay?
He could have broken his neck
Mom, did you see that?
No Fell won
If I saw - Thanks for taking me on this trip, Mom
It's the best day of my life
Ok
Great, good
I love you both
Good thing you have fun
You're welcome
Thank you very much
Would you are teaching your finger my dad?
Of course not
Look for a white girl neighborhood
Truth? Brothers?
I can not believe your dad my mom likes
He does not like, she likes it
Not at all, he is a clown and chubby
My mom is a beautiful excellent body
Hey that's sick, man
He was out of context!
What was it?
You should go talk to her because
Probably not bite
I can not
Have a boyfriend at home?
All the guys in my school assume I'm a lesbian
And not the sexy kind
Well, did you ever considered, say ...
Change your hair style?
Our barber only know this and honguito style
So ... - A barber?
The one with the suit color outside?
He cut the hair of my grandfather
I cut my dad's hair
And now short enough for us
Can I ...?
You have a beautiful face
It's funny because just I was on my way to the salon
Will you go with me?
What?
To fix our hair
For a girl
In this century
I would go but I have to ask money to my dad and ...
No, I pay
Really?
I would be happy
Because I can not do this with my children
Let Prince Valiant
I do not know why that, but we
Where do you buy your clothes? - Dad gets most of the work
So we should thank who does not work at Hooters
Our mom worked there
She what?
My mom worked at Hooters
Administered one on our street
He's lucky not kicked him in nuts
Oh, my nuts
Espn
It is the best fruit I've ever had, I try
Y Tu Mama Tambien suit
Thanks
You're welcome
And how did you two meet?
Yes, give them the tough questions, i like
We met at a Blind Date
Those are the worst
I have been on 10 dates Blind in my life
All fat
Very Chubby
No offense, Jim
What happened where it got you?
Indeed, Hooters
Here we go
Which was a wonderful service
Nice people
Really great
That romantic
All now move
Why do not you move?
Move
Jim?
Where is Larry?
What happened to Larry?
I'm here Dad
How does this ...?
What is happening now?
Lauren gave me an appointment in the lounge
They put extensions and makeup
They gave indications as I stylize to do and not
She is amazing
It was amazing, right?
Want to eat sushi bar?
Quiet scarecrow she has to accumulate
Pork chops, lamb chops, red meat
Red meat
Will we encarnizarnos?
Yeah?
I think someone new came to dinner someone called Cupid
Cupido!
What is the problem?
I just saw my daughter and did not recognize
I puzzled for a moment
Well has 15
You know, I had to grow sometime
I know, call me crazy is just I thought
That would be my decision, Is my daughter!
Ok, awkward moment
I do not feel well, no stress
I leave the table, who is? - I
We will
Can I ask
What made you think you could do that with my daughter without my permission?
You're right, sorry
Seriously
Just find it hypocritical of someone that almost killed my son
Do you want to put a hand that was?
It is not that but
I just ... she's beautiful
Certain
Without that guy hairstyle
It looks good with that hairstyle - And that outfit
Are you kidding?
He was dying inside to leave
His mother was well at her age
And that was fine with me
You met your wife when he was 15?
I met her when I was 13, I liked it
I had no idea why I also liked
It was 90% and 10% loser jester
Good
I was 60% tasks
And 40% nerd
I'll put it this way but had used braces my teeth would be hitting you
I'm sorry I yelled
I feel like a fool because I went your child in an ostrich without permission and ...
No, listen, you're right
I have to drop the reins slightly
Just want to say ...
On behalf of the two
How happy are
See you two lovers finally
Blending
We are not blending
We were just talking
We are happy to not have killed
If they are blended
Yes, they are playing
Let's eat
Thank you, goodbye
I think they are blended there, come
Blend Here
Daddy, look!
What, I thought I had seen an eagle
I saw a camel
Hey Hilary
Will you come with me?
Should not you be in your coffin? The sun is strong
Go for a walk
Hey
Go
OMG
The poor pig has lost their parents
But Mom and Dad Lion caregivers
Even in nature
There are blended families
What a nice
Perhaps the situation misunderstandings
Emotional, time passes
Changes
P. .. difficult
You gotta let it go
Turn the page, move on
It was a girl makes ... - Procésalo, accept
The circle of life
So if painful
Does it hurt?
Not me, I have a boy
But you're fucked
Thanks
The view is splendid
Would you please mum?
What, That? Are you crazy?, No
If he can do it Also, it is completely safe
There is no way to let do that
Unless
I do the first
And I can assure you handle it
You have nothing to I worry, is sure
These strings endure much
Just worry about malaria
Do not swallow anything unusual up there
Ok
What if I need to ask for help or change your mind ...?
OMG
It is beautiful
Come on Mom, come on!
Giraffes
There you giraffes right there, I can see them
Salúdalas from me
This is so pretty
My God, elephants
Elephants
Why is screaming?
He's not screaming, is howling
He's having fun
You look good up there
Fly like the wind
Tyler, have to try this
Why low speed?
We ran out of gas
Do not have gasoline as well?
We gasoline but not anymore
Oh my God, what's wrong?
Jim?
We ran out of gas
What?
This is all your fault
Do not worry my dad will think of a plan
What is the plan?
Search for a faucet
Stink
Listen
As you approach the ground
Start running fast
I have the legs of a corky dog
That does not matter now, move them
I can not let them see me my children die as well
OMG
Rino!
OMG
Open your legs
I did not think you were the kind of man he liked the massages
It is the first thing I'll do in my life
I have to do to see if I pancreas neck down
My God, you're certainly
Why?
"Why?" For saving
You did not save me
You told me to keep running
Why do not you catch me?
Is it supposed to do?
I'm Batman?
I navigated myself to 7 miles per hour
Weights about 50 kilos
Inertia had torn my arms body
That's me when I hold weight 50 Your left buttock
I do not know how much it weighs a woman
You know nothing
Have a good massage - We'll see
Ok now do the same with your partner while I look straight in the eye
What's this?
The truth is that I have no idea
Ma'am?
Yes, I booked a massage
If booked the Art couples massage
It is exactly what they need
We will train massage
Unacceptable
Just kidding
We will - No seriously ...
Here
Ok
Begin to heat, rubbing the neck of your partner
Ok - Come
Do not be shy
Surrender to the pleasure of touch your partner
Hello - How are you?
Was a little softer maybe?
Brush your fingers across your skin
Oh God, what's got a bug? - No. ..
No bug I just ...
I try to ...
Soften skin as she said
That hurts me in the jugular
I do not know ...
Ok, then
Indeed it is well
God
Now I feel relaxed, it's ...
It is wonderful
Excuse me, I get some action here or
The man is one who makes all work in Africa?
Very funny Mr. Boptopolis
But he's right
Women's time into action
While his family by his shoulders low
Estírense and touch your ears
Gently rub your thumbs and pinkies as
If they were rubbing the dew Morning of a rose petal
Are these the petals of a flower? - Yes, rub them
I think that would make you a great favor
If you take out these things
Shut up, little shoulders
Well if they are small
But you know you help?
If you need to work in your stance
Raise your arms slightly
I'll show
It is well
You're good
Have nice shoulders
Yeah? - Have enough muscle
Not as much as your
Of lugging your son while head banging
Oh, if
Mr. Warnick
Those are not shoulder his wife
I was caught!
But I love, I respect your view
I understand
Had to do it, no? - If
That was so relaxing ...
I hope you returned your pancreas back to where it belongs
I do not know where he is now
That's different
You were very nice, thank you
You're a strong woman
Strong hands
I'm glad you liked my hands
Daddy?
Can I go to bed?
Affection
Daddy put you to sleep in a second
But I love Lauren
Lauren ...
Another time Lauren will
But I want you to do tonight
And Daddy says no
Not
No!
I love Lauren
I'm flattered
Ok, how about now? Are you comfortable?
If
Daddy?
Can we have some time alone?
I can go to the bathroom outside, does it want? Well
I bounce my own tent
The mine
It seems
Did I rub you head to have good dreams?
Course
Have a nice head
You could not go further Carp?
What do you want from me?, They could have gorillas ready to kill
Why do not you give that Flow Max or something?
Yes, I'm getting older, I admit
Can you sing?
Insurance
There is a bouncer there!
Just kidding, sorry
I'm sorry, I got emotional again, it's just ...
Relax, I did not certify thee
Add the elbow, is balance
This is
Keep your weight there
How you can play cricket?
We do not play cricket, play baseball
But the hotel had only that stupid bat
Who is this guy?
It's a guy named Dale
He will throw
In cricket not launched, We Roll
Hey Dale, how much am I paying?
Brooklyn 5-pin your sports store
They will be 4 if you make me correct
Ok Dale, spear or wheel
I suck at this - Do not you, is not you
Dale, could you reach the plate? That would help
In fact in cricket bounced ...
I'll try
Well
Elbow up, let
I do not want to do this!
Hey, what do you do?
Do not throw your bat or this thing is called
Bat - Thank you
You're an athlete, sportsman
You have to respect your team
Yessir
We're not leaving here until batees as well as ride an ostrich
Pick up the bat
I know you're alone, scary
You feel all the pressure is about you
But guess what?
The pressure is on him
There seems to feel pressure
If it feels
Just do not let you expire
Look into his eyes
And let him know that you are the owner
Forward
That is, boy
Look Ugly
What is your problem?
Look at that, you scared
Well, Dale throws if you dare
Yes!
Did you see that? The murdered
Let's do it 100 times
Perhaps my father and attend games - What's going on?
Jim showed me how to make the my dog ??launcher
My brother does not need to teach how to hit
Ok, do you want to teach?
Let's see what you have
I have nothing to prove, asshole
Dale, do I just called jerk?
Shit got serious
I'll kill you
Ok, see
Lift your gloves, protect yourself
Hang in there, Brendan
What? - Hold on, Jim
You have to see your target
What if I get a picture of your nanny, if I see there?
Oh, if
Leave her out of this
You're right handed, you're better that hand, right?
It is well
You look upset
I've just hit
No, before that, from day
I just think my mother you might get something better
First of all you can not get any better
Because there is nobody better than me
I am the best
Second, I feel good that you want to protect your mother
Calm down
But it was good, showed something there
Listen to a man it is not scream when something bothers you
If you do not deal with what have in front
Lidia me
Are you okay?
That was a low blow
But I'm fine
Now I am a man, Jimbo?
Not
Ask me if it was ok
That was the beginning
Yes, I knew who exercised together, but it makes sense
And then what happened?
He threw the ball and sent it to fly about a mile
If then Jim taught me as boxing
And basically in 5 minutes I knock him out
Yes!
That was nice of him
It came out well on this trip
This is
Lauren, you looked so sexy in this dress I had to buy it for you
And by "buy" I mean "steal
I hope you're having fun on my vacation
Dad, do you peinaste hair?
No, I got out of the shower so I guess
Have you bathed?
I shower, I have allowed OMG
I have not bathed since we arrived - I love your smell
If I smell bad
Very bad
You're a horror
Where is Lauren?
Look Mom
Hello
Dad say something
If you look very pretty
Well thanks, I bathed you
Do not think I do? I swim all the time
Ladies and gentlemen
It's the final night
From our experience blended families
Here in Africa
Our tradition is to make children Ios Pool go
For our famous buffet only safari Children and chocolate fountain 10 feet
Can I go to that? - If on, stay with your sister
My son is a chocoholic
You must be careful
Will get inside and will as a beautiful bar of Hershey
Did you see that?
I did smile
He tried not to, but he could not hold
We will be a family
Yes, we are
I love you
Now that the kids have gone
Tonight, the Dining room is ...
Adults only
If, for that matter
Come all those blended lovers to the dance floor
Are you crazy, no?
Track
I took the word "splendid"
And replaced it with "blended"
He is so smart, that rhymes
But the real word is "Splendor"
So it would not be "sound"?
What?
I'm just teasing, I do not listen
Are you ready Mr. Ellaesunapedalista?
"She is a rider" okay
He got good
Ready for what?
His programming experience to see the stars
So ...
Ms. Ellaesunapedalista, Would you like to join me?
If
Well
It will be fun
Ok, thank you
Here we are
Dinner for two
Oh, if
It is good
I must hand it to Dick, is perhaps the most romantic man on the planet
Yeah, got the moves there's no doubt
I bet here was going to ask Jen to marry the
Maybe
We were able to get everything you asked this morning
Except the cheese sticks Heart Shaped
Cheese Sticks??
Your've started this?
I wanted to do it again
On the first date fiasco
I'm better than that
Which means:
"Lovers crave time their souls mingle
In a whisper
Let this be the time "
Did you eat pork chops with
Tuna for lunch?
Yes, it is
I could tell
Apologies
I always brush my teeth Mr. Lolipopolis
I wash 2 times a day, And did you call me Lolipopolis?
It Theodopolis, attesting
I know, I just like to have fun
Jim Freedman
What?
That was good
How does appear Tatoo everywhere?
They were in my shower this morning
I also quite fun
There it is, thank you very much
Good job with Bubbles that queue
Health to meet you
The real you because
You know me my this time
You ...
Have the most wonderful ...
Offspring
Thanks - Seriously
You're a good mother also
You also
Thanks
Tyler has a set of series on Saturday
Yeah?
Y. ..
I believe that
First
It will be discouraged
Thank you
Tell your father ...
The more you work with it, feel more confident
And more will give increasingly to be there
Yeah, well ...
If father was not very interested in that, you know?
Because to do that you must be present, but
He does
You have to be present for your children
It should be boring as reliable a parent
I know that many people do not understand
But if your
Your children must come first 100% of the time
Absolutely, 99%
And 1% use it for do what we want
God
I've forgotten what it is want something
I vaguely remember
It feels good
I can not do this
I can not, sorry
I really ...
Are not you
I thought I could do it, it's just
Sorry about that
Yet it is amazing
I'm sorry I did that
Did He do not kissed IT?
He's an idiot
Although you must recognize that monkeys playing violins and stuff ...
It's hilarious
I can not believe we found good types and we will not be with them
Are you going to answer that?
Hi, is not a good time now
A word with you both
What I'm going to do for at least one and a half
Ok
That was my mom
Is it well
Ok, I'll give Dick another chance
Why?, Get rid of your children?
I will know their children
You should try to say that without both contort your face
I will know their children
Best
Sorry about Jim
Me too
Why do not you kiss her, man?
I could not
I was afraid that no right out
What have I done?
That does not hurt enough
I do the best I can, sit still
Do I look pretty? - You look fantastic, if
If
You look good
Thanks
Where are you going?
I'll go on a date with Jake
How can you do that? He lives in Vancouver
Hello Mr. Freedman
Hi Skeletor
Listen, I eat enough meat, has evidence this week
Pork chops, lamb,
Understood - That is
Braids? Crooked?
I do not know - You're terrible
So when returning to see Laurie?
Something happened between you?
No, are you crazy? Nothing happened
Dad going, I saw looked like
She also
Undeniably, you are infatuated each other
Jake, do not get
Sorry sir
Do not they have anything better to do than watch how people look?
What should I do?, Change all our lives just because I'm in love with her?
Yes!
So romantic!
Take the risk
Go for it!
I know you're confused
I had to make
For my wife and my daughters
And for your children and for you
I just do not have lies
It was I who drank your beer
In Hooters
And you know why I did it?, I get beer Free trip so ...
I just panicked
Yeah?
It is the 323, right?
If
Lauren was looking for
You and me too
Jim!
Boy, look at you!
Mom is not home
This is my father
Mark
Yeah, who are you?
Jim, the great type of safari
Want rodarme some balls?
Surely your father wants do that with you
Not to
No, no, go get your bat boy
Hey, we can all play
Brendan has an extra glove never use it
He has not stopped talking that trip to Africa
Your children are amazing
If
So it is that Lauren and I tried make things work again
For them
I did not know that
If
I'll tell you came
I will put these in the Room
Next to where we make love
Ok
Tell Tyler to say goodbye
Where does Jim?
Change your mind, I guess
Can we play the two, then?
If course
I except the hood
Hello how are you?
Hello
Will they do a photo shoot GQ here?
Oh no, I'm just ...
Chillin
Sorry it took me long
But thanks for caring for children
I finished and I guess you have somewhere to go so ...
How is it that you always see so well?
Yeah?
I have not washed my hair in three days, thanks for noticing
You're so funny
It's hard for me to imagine with someone else
Really?
It was not so hard to imagine you same with someone else
When I cheated
No matter what I always say salts with that
You might say, "hey look at that house"
And you say, "we lived in a home when I cheated "
Or you could say, "Pass the pickle" and you say
Something about the Gherkin and I cheated
It's fun to laugh with you again, Lauren
We should do that all along
Did you bring flowers?
If
Why did you bring flowers?
Because you deserve flowers
Lauren, when you go to Africa, think much
You and I have so much history together
Two children - A receptionist
Listen, I made a mistake!
At least four errors of which I am aware
"I made", past tense
He was a jerk
Lauren
You're the best thing in my life
You and the kids
And the kids need their parents
This is
I know I'm a good father
I just need to prove it
You can do it, it is not too late
Is it too late ...
For this?
What are you doing?
I'm coming home, baby
Mark, stay away
You do not live here anymore
Is there anyone else?
No and it does not concern you anyway
Interested in being a good parent?
Tyler has a game on Saturday, go see
Daddy?
Apology not want to wake
I was talking to mom before sleep
Y. ..
She said that
I had many things to do
Yeah?
If, then ...
May no longer be able to be here a while
Ok
He also said he You will increase my counter for $ 5
It is very generous
I just ...
I do not want to disappear
Affection
She never disappear
Never, ever
You can let her go, she will always be here
And I'll always be here, I promise
Certainly
Mom loved the trip Africa
Me too
The strange
Your mother was the best
I mean Lauren
Me too
Do not let go too, right?
Come here
Brendan do not forget that you gather to go to scouts
So do not take the bus home
Thanks for telling everyone that still in scouts, Mom
You're a good boy, Be proud of who you are
Say the word and you're dead
Driving a minivan
It's Dick
I'm going to buy toilet paper Tim Theodopolis
When Tim needed, the captain goes with him and believe me
These children never stop going to the bathroom
Children in need
Need some ... Wal-Mart?
I'm fine
See you at the parent meeting
Ok, Foxy
This is so good, honey
This is family
This is fun for me
Well done, Dad
Now the batter with number 23
Tyler Reynolds
Hey that's not nice
Shut up, that child is terrible
Let Tyler!
Tracy!
What makes your head here?
Strike 1!
Sorry Mike did not come
I do not understand your children have first to be 100% of the time
Well 99% and you're left with 1% for you
That's good news
No matter what, you must be there for your children
As
Let Tyler, Big Time
Looking good there!
Raise your elbow
Elbow up
Incredible
Let Tyler
Strike 2
Come on!
Nice turn
Turn down the speed a little
Bend those knees
And rock, ok?
Take it easy, that's
Upload, the higher
Remember, look bad
The mustache was frightened
Let Tyler!
Look intently
You gave!
Tyler Run! Run!
Follows, we will
Come on!
Go on, come on, do not stop
Come to my
Go ahead, Tyler
Come home, friend
Let's go home!
A safe!
Do you believe in miracles?
That's my brother!
If
You did good, Big Time
Oh my God
What are you doing?
I love you!
That was amazing
I was so sorry to appear in your house the other day and
I saw your ex husband say no to Tyler when he wanted to practice
I know you try to fix you but things that broke my heart
We're not fixing anything, that will never happen
Really?
What are you doing in my house?
I went on to say that
I think it's fine now
Ok, what else?
That's okay to have one of those very rare moments
Where to get what we want
What do we want?
You know what we want
If
I think the guys also want
Not as much as I, small shoulders
Waiting
I can not do this
You are kidding
Sure, I had to take revenge at Africa
Come here
You know what?
Your mom is sexy
Your dad is also
No sexy
Come on you deserve a massage.