1 00:00:00,262 --> 00:00:09,894 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:12,453 --> 00:00:15,224 You're not going anywhere until you tell me the truth. 3 00:00:15,292 --> 00:00:17,159 How can I tell you the truth 4 00:00:17,227 --> 00:00:19,160 when I don't even know what you're talking about? 5 00:00:19,228 --> 00:00:20,566 You're not gonna talk? 6 00:00:20,633 --> 00:00:22,237 Okay. 7 00:00:22,305 --> 00:00:24,339 Then I guess I'll just have to make you talk. 8 00:00:24,407 --> 00:00:26,311 That's not... 9 00:00:26,378 --> 00:00:28,414 That's not a can filled with pennies, is it? 10 00:00:28,481 --> 00:00:31,317 Please, please, Ryan. 11 00:00:31,385 --> 00:00:33,593 (screams) 12 00:00:33,661 --> 00:00:35,331 I told you I don't know anything! 13 00:00:35,399 --> 00:00:36,873 Ryan, stop! 14 00:00:36,940 --> 00:00:38,808 Please! 15 00:00:40,314 --> 00:00:43,054 (crying) 16 00:00:43,122 --> 00:00:45,426 Why are you doing this to me?! 17 00:00:45,494 --> 00:00:48,198 Because I know what you really are now. 18 00:00:48,266 --> 00:00:50,137 You're trying to ruin my life. 19 00:00:50,205 --> 00:00:52,310 How is that even possible? 20 00:00:52,378 --> 00:00:54,518 I'm just a dog. 21 00:00:54,588 --> 00:00:57,291 Any complex human emotion you see in me 22 00:00:57,359 --> 00:00:59,161 is just wishful anthropomorphization. 23 00:00:59,229 --> 00:01:02,005 I'm your friend, Ryan, 24 00:01:02,073 --> 00:01:04,545 but haven't we been down this road before? 25 00:01:04,613 --> 00:01:05,682 Ah. 26 00:01:05,749 --> 00:01:07,688 This time... 27 00:01:07,756 --> 00:01:09,160 I have proof. 28 00:01:09,227 --> 00:01:11,265 Remember last night? 29 00:01:11,332 --> 00:01:14,606 I was complaining about my work. 30 00:01:14,674 --> 00:01:16,810 Goldsmith's been such a bitch lately. 31 00:01:16,878 --> 00:01:18,578 (laughter) 32 00:01:18,646 --> 00:01:20,448 I'm so sick of her always riding my ass 33 00:01:20,516 --> 00:01:22,889 about deadlines and bringing in new clients. 34 00:01:22,957 --> 00:01:24,761 (laughter) 35 00:01:24,828 --> 00:01:26,362 Give me the pen, give me the pen. 36 00:01:26,430 --> 00:01:28,266 Give me the pen. (snorting laugh) 37 00:01:28,334 --> 00:01:30,172 (chuckles) Oh! 38 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:32,576 (laughing) 39 00:01:36,081 --> 00:01:37,685 I should send this to Goldsmith. 40 00:01:39,122 --> 00:01:40,290 Yeah, right. 41 00:01:40,358 --> 00:01:41,859 What? You don't think I'd do it? 42 00:01:45,736 --> 00:01:47,406 (chuckles) 43 00:01:47,473 --> 00:01:48,609 (hysterical laughter) 44 00:01:48,677 --> 00:01:51,278 Come on, no way, dude! 45 00:01:51,346 --> 00:01:53,816 (laughter continues) 46 00:02:05,339 --> 00:02:06,776 (groans) 47 00:02:06,844 --> 00:02:08,312 Man, I'm beat. 48 00:02:08,379 --> 00:02:09,848 Yeah, I'm pretty wrecked. 49 00:02:13,523 --> 00:02:15,392 Oh, look at Bear over here. 50 00:02:15,460 --> 00:02:17,629 "I'm a year sober. 51 00:02:17,698 --> 00:02:19,534 "I can have just one. 52 00:02:19,602 --> 00:02:21,340 I'll be fine." 53 00:02:21,408 --> 00:02:22,810 Gross. 54 00:02:22,878 --> 00:02:24,780 It's in your hair. 55 00:02:24,848 --> 00:02:26,616 (snoring softly) 56 00:02:43,844 --> 00:02:45,546 (knocking) 57 00:02:48,486 --> 00:02:50,354 (groans) 58 00:02:56,631 --> 00:02:58,732 Are you just getting up? 59 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:00,667 No, no. 60 00:03:00,734 --> 00:03:02,502 (sighs) Well, I was in the neighborhood 61 00:03:02,570 --> 00:03:03,972 and figured you'd need a friendly reminder 62 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:05,680 about Joffrey's preschool interview today. 63 00:03:05,708 --> 00:03:07,941 I remember. Yeah, I'm taking a sick day to be there. 64 00:03:08,009 --> 00:03:10,277 Okay, don't screw this up, Ryan. You went to Delmore Academy. 65 00:03:10,344 --> 00:03:12,580 It'll mean a lot to the admissions officer to see you 66 00:03:12,648 --> 00:03:13,950 in that interview with us. 67 00:03:14,018 --> 00:03:15,650 I'd love for him to go to Delmore. 68 00:03:15,716 --> 00:03:17,449 Joffrey getting into Delmore is the first step 69 00:03:17,517 --> 00:03:18,797 to him getting into Johns Hopkins 70 00:03:18,818 --> 00:03:20,552 and not losing the love of his mother. 71 00:03:20,620 --> 00:03:22,089 Are you sure they'll remember me? 72 00:03:22,157 --> 00:03:23,759 That's a great point. 73 00:03:23,826 --> 00:03:26,194 Just bring your yearbook, and I have to go do 74 00:03:26,262 --> 00:03:27,629 Joffrey's hair appointment. Just don't be late. 75 00:03:27,696 --> 00:03:29,097 2:00 p.m. sharp. 76 00:03:29,164 --> 00:03:30,245 I'll be there. Don't worry. 77 00:03:32,937 --> 00:03:35,439 What a night, huh? 78 00:03:35,507 --> 00:03:37,074 (groans) I could really use 79 00:03:37,141 --> 00:03:39,378 a little skin of the human that kicked me. 80 00:03:41,116 --> 00:03:43,049 Give you a sip? 81 00:03:43,116 --> 00:03:44,650 There is nothing you can do 82 00:03:44,718 --> 00:03:47,121 to make me enable your disease. 83 00:03:47,188 --> 00:03:49,058 Put that back in your pants! 84 00:03:49,126 --> 00:03:50,993 Stop flaunting it. We get it. 85 00:03:51,061 --> 00:03:52,060 You're well-endowed. 86 00:03:52,128 --> 00:03:53,496 I have to run some errands. 87 00:03:53,563 --> 00:03:55,599 I should be back in a few hours. 88 00:03:55,667 --> 00:03:57,733 Sweet bag. I didn't know they made that in gray. 89 00:03:57,801 --> 00:03:59,534 Oh, man. 90 00:03:59,602 --> 00:04:01,069 (chuckles) Remember that drawing? 91 00:04:01,136 --> 00:04:02,271 Thank God I didn't mail it. 92 00:04:02,338 --> 00:04:03,778 Goldsmith would've fired me for sure. 93 00:04:07,144 --> 00:04:08,510 Hey. 94 00:04:08,577 --> 00:04:09,577 Take it easy, mate. 95 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:37,888 ♪ ♪ 96 00:04:40,623 --> 00:04:41,989 (toy squeaking) 97 00:05:07,519 --> 00:05:11,484 RYAN: I'll admit, I was surprised 98 00:05:11,552 --> 00:05:13,052 when you didn't mail the drawing. 99 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:16,926 How dare you think I'd mail your drawing. 100 00:05:16,994 --> 00:05:19,832 If I weren't tied up right now, I'd slap your face. 101 00:05:19,899 --> 00:05:21,965 (scoffs) I only took it with me 'cause I knew 102 00:05:22,033 --> 00:05:24,200 they were gonna pick up the trash this afternoon. 103 00:05:24,268 --> 00:05:27,506 I was trying to not mail it. 104 00:05:27,573 --> 00:05:30,777 I should've known you wouldn't mail it. 105 00:05:30,844 --> 00:05:33,046 That would've been too... obvious. 106 00:05:33,114 --> 00:05:34,883 No. 107 00:05:34,951 --> 00:05:36,686 No, you had another plan in mind. 108 00:05:36,754 --> 00:05:38,122 Not only is Joffrey 109 00:05:38,189 --> 00:05:39,790 the nephew of a former student, 110 00:05:39,858 --> 00:05:41,759 but he's also Latino. 111 00:05:41,827 --> 00:05:43,594 Sorry, is there a bathroom nearby? 112 00:05:43,661 --> 00:05:45,394 Yes, right down the hall to your left. 113 00:05:46,864 --> 00:05:48,398 Hurry back. 114 00:05:49,567 --> 00:05:50,635 (chuckles) 115 00:05:53,172 --> 00:05:54,438 Wilfred? Ryan! 116 00:05:54,506 --> 00:05:55,938 What the hell are you doing here? 117 00:05:56,005 --> 00:05:57,706 Go home. 118 00:05:57,773 --> 00:05:58,906 What are you doing with my bag? Ryan, wait. 119 00:05:58,974 --> 00:06:00,641 Give me my bag! What are you... 120 00:06:00,709 --> 00:06:01,542 (clattering) 121 00:06:08,582 --> 00:06:10,116 Oh, my... 122 00:06:10,183 --> 00:06:12,984 RYAN: They kicked us out on the spot. 123 00:06:13,052 --> 00:06:14,686 Joffrey lost any chance he'd have 124 00:06:14,753 --> 00:06:16,153 of getting into that school. 125 00:06:16,221 --> 00:06:17,787 Kristen won't speak to me. 126 00:06:17,855 --> 00:06:20,255 She thinks I'm some kind of sexual deviant. 127 00:06:20,322 --> 00:06:22,623 And I know exactly how you did it. 128 00:06:22,691 --> 00:06:24,491 You got the gerbil from the pet store; 129 00:06:24,559 --> 00:06:26,092 and the lube, the liquor and the ski mask 130 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:27,462 from the convenience store. 131 00:06:27,530 --> 00:06:29,466 This was all premeditated, 132 00:06:29,533 --> 00:06:31,733 because you're not actually Wilfred. 133 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:34,037 You're the evil god, Krungel. 134 00:06:34,105 --> 00:06:36,541 Krungel? 135 00:06:36,609 --> 00:06:38,776 Dr. Grummons told me all about it. 136 00:06:38,844 --> 00:06:43,019 There's Mataman, the god who leads you to happiness, 137 00:06:43,086 --> 00:06:45,186 and then there's you. 138 00:06:45,254 --> 00:06:47,521 Krungel, the other dog god, 139 00:06:47,589 --> 00:06:49,826 whose only purpose is to ruin your life. 140 00:06:49,893 --> 00:06:53,298 Aside from what you think I did to you today, 141 00:06:53,366 --> 00:06:55,734 when else have I ever been out to "ruin your life"? 142 00:06:55,801 --> 00:06:57,402 Really? 143 00:06:57,470 --> 00:06:59,338 Leaving my wallet in front of my neighbor's house? 144 00:06:59,406 --> 00:07:00,705 Oh, that was a good thing. 145 00:07:00,773 --> 00:07:02,339 I helped you stand up to him. 146 00:07:02,407 --> 00:07:04,541 Getting the shit kicked out of me was a good thing? 147 00:07:04,609 --> 00:07:06,450 Or how about when you put a shock collar on me? 148 00:07:06,510 --> 00:07:08,377 Or the night I pulled down my pants 149 00:07:08,445 --> 00:07:09,845 to have sex with a stuffed giraffe 150 00:07:09,912 --> 00:07:11,613 in front of a little kid? Come on. 151 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:13,581 Those were more like practical jokes. 152 00:07:13,649 --> 00:07:14,984 I'm talking about seriously ruining... 153 00:07:15,052 --> 00:07:15,918 Amanda. 154 00:07:19,221 --> 00:07:21,287 You know I had nothing to do with that, Ryan. 155 00:07:21,354 --> 00:07:22,954 She was crazy. 156 00:07:23,022 --> 00:07:24,922 Or maybe she wasn't. 157 00:07:24,990 --> 00:07:27,124 Maybe you used your special dog powers 158 00:07:27,192 --> 00:07:29,393 to secretly talk to her and convince her to steal 159 00:07:29,461 --> 00:07:32,062 all that money and put it in a bank account under my name. 160 00:07:33,331 --> 00:07:36,267 Whether I'm an evil god or not, 161 00:07:36,335 --> 00:07:39,935 rehashing the past isn't gonna do you any good, Ryan. 162 00:07:40,003 --> 00:07:41,838 You've got to move on. 163 00:07:41,906 --> 00:07:43,440 "Move on"? 164 00:07:43,507 --> 00:07:45,310 You destroyed the best relationship 165 00:07:45,378 --> 00:07:46,478 I've ever had. 166 00:07:47,878 --> 00:07:50,713 All right. 167 00:07:50,781 --> 00:07:54,384 If that's how you're gonna be, then you've got to realize 168 00:07:54,451 --> 00:07:56,353 there are two sides to every story. 169 00:07:56,421 --> 00:07:58,523 You want to know what really happened today? 170 00:08:00,790 --> 00:08:03,191 Goldsmith's been such a bitch lately. 171 00:08:03,259 --> 00:08:05,661 (laughing) 172 00:08:05,729 --> 00:08:08,399 Come on, no way, dude! Like you said, 173 00:08:08,467 --> 00:08:10,067 you were going off on your boss, 174 00:08:10,135 --> 00:08:12,101 so we drew that cartoon, 175 00:08:12,168 --> 00:08:13,802 and you put it in the envelope. 176 00:08:13,870 --> 00:08:15,705 "On-velope." 177 00:08:17,109 --> 00:08:18,010 Envelope. 178 00:08:18,078 --> 00:08:19,413 Oh, look at Bear over here. 179 00:08:19,481 --> 00:08:21,451 "I'm a year sober. 180 00:08:21,518 --> 00:08:23,451 "I can have just one. 181 00:08:23,519 --> 00:08:25,486 I'll be fine." 182 00:08:25,554 --> 00:08:28,523 Gross. It's in your hair. 183 00:08:30,470 --> 00:08:32,237 What a night, huh? (Groans) 184 00:08:32,305 --> 00:08:35,267 I could really use a little skin of the human that kicked me. 185 00:08:36,387 --> 00:08:38,692 Dude, give me a sip. 186 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:40,962 Give you a sip? There is nothing you can do 187 00:08:41,030 --> 00:08:43,799 to make me enable your disease. 188 00:08:44,415 --> 00:08:46,716 Put that back in your pants. 189 00:08:46,784 --> 00:08:48,652 Stop flaunting it. We get it. 190 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:49,854 You're well-endowed. 191 00:08:49,922 --> 00:08:51,459 Sweet bag. 192 00:08:51,526 --> 00:08:53,193 I didn't know they made that in gray. 193 00:08:53,261 --> 00:08:54,394 Oh, man. 194 00:08:54,462 --> 00:08:55,996 (chuckles) Remember that drawing? 195 00:08:56,064 --> 00:08:57,297 Thank God I didn't mail it. 196 00:08:57,365 --> 00:08:58,805 Goldsmith would've fired me for sure. 197 00:09:00,638 --> 00:09:01,705 (groans) 198 00:09:01,773 --> 00:09:03,341 Get your hands off of me. 199 00:09:03,408 --> 00:09:05,077 What the hell? 200 00:09:05,145 --> 00:09:06,746 I didn't do anything. 201 00:09:06,814 --> 00:09:09,081 WILFRED: Hey, take it easy, mate. 202 00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:10,784 After you were gone, 203 00:09:10,852 --> 00:09:13,390 I realized I had to take off for an appointment. 204 00:09:13,458 --> 00:09:15,424 It's like, I love Bear, 205 00:09:15,491 --> 00:09:18,159 but am I in love with Bear? 206 00:09:18,227 --> 00:09:20,295 (sighs) 207 00:09:20,362 --> 00:09:23,530 It's so good to be able to talk to someone about this, Cheryl. 208 00:09:26,802 --> 00:09:28,270 It's great. 209 00:09:28,338 --> 00:09:30,138 This is the same length you usually do? 210 00:09:30,205 --> 00:09:32,804 It just looks different. 211 00:09:32,872 --> 00:09:34,371 What do you think? 212 00:09:34,439 --> 00:09:35,606 That's not my dog. 213 00:09:35,674 --> 00:09:36,841 Where's Pickles? 214 00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:38,710 Pickles? 215 00:09:38,778 --> 00:09:40,812 Pickles! WILFRED: On my way out, 216 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:43,982 I figured I may as well grab a new gerbil for that 217 00:09:44,049 --> 00:09:45,951 little gerbil game Bear and I like to play. 218 00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:47,520 Gerbil game? That's sick, Wilfred. 219 00:09:47,588 --> 00:09:49,087 How is that sick? 220 00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:50,621 You stick the gerbil up your asses. 221 00:09:50,689 --> 00:09:53,288 No! (Sighs) 222 00:09:53,356 --> 00:09:55,392 We cover the gerbil in some sort of slippery substance, 223 00:09:55,460 --> 00:09:57,361 then we run around and try to catch it. 224 00:09:57,428 --> 00:09:58,996 It's called Catch the Gerbil. 225 00:09:59,064 --> 00:10:00,866 It's just innocent fun, Ryan. 226 00:10:02,870 --> 00:10:04,170 Of course, whoever catches the gerbil 227 00:10:04,238 --> 00:10:05,605 gets to put it up their ass. 228 00:10:05,673 --> 00:10:06,940 It feels so good. 229 00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:08,440 Get back to the story. 230 00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:10,342 WILFRED: I had to pick up a lubricant 231 00:10:10,409 --> 00:10:12,769 for Catch the Gerbil, so I stopped by a convenience store. 232 00:10:17,019 --> 00:10:18,086 Dennis! 233 00:10:18,153 --> 00:10:19,354 I ran into Dennis 234 00:10:19,421 --> 00:10:20,422 trying to buy some alcohol. 235 00:10:20,489 --> 00:10:21,489 Your remember Dennis, right? 236 00:10:21,557 --> 00:10:23,158 My best friend? 237 00:10:23,226 --> 00:10:24,506 Well, Dennis and I are not only 238 00:10:24,561 --> 00:10:26,129 super, super close 239 00:10:26,197 --> 00:10:27,564 to the point of being practically family, 240 00:10:27,632 --> 00:10:29,131 but I'm also his A.A. sponsor. 241 00:10:29,199 --> 00:10:31,366 You don't want to do this, Dennis. 242 00:10:33,469 --> 00:10:35,137 You know, Bear's back on the wagon. 243 00:10:37,343 --> 00:10:39,813 What do you mean, Bear just texted you and said to meet 244 00:10:39,881 --> 00:10:42,248 in a hotel room in Van Nuys and bring the booze 245 00:10:42,316 --> 00:10:44,619 'cause Bear's got an eight ball? (groans) 246 00:10:44,687 --> 00:10:46,456 Since my new haircut was hideous-- 247 00:10:46,523 --> 00:10:48,994 I'm not going back to Cheryl, by the way-- 248 00:10:49,062 --> 00:10:51,963 I needed to find something fast to cover it up. 249 00:10:52,031 --> 00:10:54,101 And while I was at it, I figured 250 00:10:54,168 --> 00:10:56,336 I should pick up a gift for Joffrey 251 00:10:56,403 --> 00:10:58,471 to congratulate him on starting school. 252 00:10:58,539 --> 00:11:01,074 I pictured him standing on the corner 253 00:11:01,142 --> 00:11:04,180 waiting for the bus every morning, no fur. 254 00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:06,484 People don't know this about Southern California, 255 00:11:06,552 --> 00:11:08,653 but it gets cold. 256 00:11:08,721 --> 00:11:12,022 I'd assumed the interview was just a formality, 257 00:11:12,090 --> 00:11:15,827 so I walked over to the school with Joffrey's gift. 258 00:11:15,894 --> 00:11:17,492 Is that when you took my bag? 259 00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:19,428 Right, almost forgot. 260 00:11:19,496 --> 00:11:21,264 That wasn't your bag. 261 00:11:21,332 --> 00:11:23,499 On my way over, I spotted your exact same backpack 262 00:11:23,567 --> 00:11:25,167 in a shop window. 263 00:11:25,235 --> 00:11:28,070 Well, you know how much I love that shade of gray. 264 00:11:28,138 --> 00:11:31,372 So, naturally, I snatched it-- four-claw discount-- 265 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:34,407 and moved all my stuff into it. 266 00:11:34,475 --> 00:11:35,809 What are you doing with my bag? Ryan, wait. 267 00:11:35,877 --> 00:11:37,443 Give me my bag! You... 268 00:11:37,511 --> 00:11:39,031 I was only trying to get my bag back. 269 00:11:39,045 --> 00:11:40,779 Yours was still in the office. 270 00:11:40,847 --> 00:11:42,287 I wasn't out to ruin your life, Ryan. 271 00:11:42,315 --> 00:11:46,119 It was all a complete misunderstanding. 272 00:11:46,187 --> 00:11:50,085 I-I guess you're right. 273 00:11:50,153 --> 00:11:52,353 Everything in your story makes total sense. 274 00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:54,055 Mmm. 275 00:11:54,122 --> 00:11:55,990 Except for one thing. 276 00:11:57,891 --> 00:12:00,123 I always write my initials on the tags of my backpacks. 277 00:12:00,191 --> 00:12:01,592 Nerd. This is my bag, Wilfred. 278 00:12:01,659 --> 00:12:03,428 You lied to me. 279 00:12:03,496 --> 00:12:04,698 What are you hiding?! Aah! 280 00:12:04,765 --> 00:12:06,468 Nothing! I swear! 281 00:12:06,536 --> 00:12:08,837 (doorbell rings) 282 00:12:10,875 --> 00:12:12,545 (sighs) Oh. 283 00:12:12,613 --> 00:12:14,381 You're-you're back. 284 00:12:14,449 --> 00:12:15,783 Yeah. I just got in. 285 00:12:15,851 --> 00:12:18,020 Are you...? I'm alone. 286 00:12:18,089 --> 00:12:20,621 Uh, Drew decided to stay back in Wisconsin. 287 00:12:20,689 --> 00:12:22,858 Look, I-I'm not in the mood to talk about it. 288 00:12:22,926 --> 00:12:25,725 Can I just get Wilfred, please? 289 00:12:25,793 --> 00:12:29,695 Actually, uh, uh, I'm in the middle of giving him a bath. 290 00:12:29,763 --> 00:12:31,397 Uh, can I drop him off in a little bit? 291 00:12:31,465 --> 00:12:32,331 Sure. 292 00:12:36,702 --> 00:12:38,268 That was Jenna. 293 00:12:38,336 --> 00:12:40,435 As soon as you're ready to tell the truth... 294 00:12:40,502 --> 00:12:41,769 (shouts) 295 00:12:48,227 --> 00:12:49,994 (grunting) 296 00:12:50,062 --> 00:12:51,663 Get me out of here, Wilfred! 297 00:12:51,731 --> 00:12:53,633 Good morning. 298 00:12:53,701 --> 00:12:56,133 It seems you've been a little 299 00:12:56,201 --> 00:12:58,502 tied up lately. 300 00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:00,638 Okay, that was lame. Do-over. 301 00:13:03,911 --> 00:13:05,910 Good morning. 302 00:13:05,978 --> 00:13:09,451 Have you been down here learning the ropes? 303 00:13:09,519 --> 00:13:11,588 What? Th-That doesn't even make any sense. 304 00:13:11,656 --> 00:13:12,556 You're losing your edge, Wilfred. 305 00:13:12,623 --> 00:13:15,292 Okay, I got it. 306 00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:20,700 Since you're tied to a chair 307 00:13:20,768 --> 00:13:23,102 and you're probably super bored, 308 00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:27,076 how was your night, Mr. Chairman of the Board? 309 00:13:27,143 --> 00:13:28,544 Nailed it. 310 00:13:28,612 --> 00:13:29,545 If you think you're gonna... 311 00:13:29,613 --> 00:13:31,447 Ow! What the...?! 312 00:13:31,515 --> 00:13:33,783 That's for calling me a mailman. 313 00:13:33,850 --> 00:13:36,991 I would never mail a letter for you. 314 00:13:37,059 --> 00:13:39,261 Whatever you want from me, you're not getting it. 315 00:13:39,329 --> 00:13:41,996 Oh, I don't want anything from you, Ryan. 316 00:13:44,837 --> 00:13:48,443 Except to give you a little taste of your own medicine. 317 00:13:50,112 --> 00:13:52,380 Prepare yourself 318 00:13:52,447 --> 00:13:55,849 for the most excruciatingly painful experience 319 00:13:55,917 --> 00:13:58,217 of your life. 320 00:13:58,285 --> 00:14:02,055 Aah! 321 00:14:02,122 --> 00:14:04,025 (panting) 322 00:14:05,860 --> 00:14:07,894 Okay. 323 00:14:07,962 --> 00:14:10,298 I'm gonna go upstairs and get my blowtorch 324 00:14:10,366 --> 00:14:13,134 and my bag of red ants. 325 00:14:13,201 --> 00:14:15,504 Uh, what? 326 00:14:15,571 --> 00:14:18,575 Y-You think this has gone too far, 327 00:14:18,643 --> 00:14:21,444 and you don't want to be a part of this anymore? 328 00:14:21,512 --> 00:14:23,281 What are you gonna do about it?! 329 00:14:23,349 --> 00:14:25,852 Huh?! 330 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:28,187 You just do as you're told. 331 00:14:28,255 --> 00:14:30,422 Keep an eye on him while I'm gone. 332 00:14:46,008 --> 00:14:47,776 ♪ ♪ 333 00:15:00,893 --> 00:15:02,728 (grunting) 334 00:15:11,508 --> 00:15:13,776 Thanks, Bear. 335 00:15:15,213 --> 00:15:17,016 (laughs) 336 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:20,184 Are you guys ready to get your fiery stings on? 337 00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:22,686 (laughing) 338 00:15:22,754 --> 00:15:24,290 Aah! 339 00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:26,293 Why were you lying to me?! What are you trying to hide?! 340 00:15:26,361 --> 00:15:27,462 I'll never tell! 341 00:15:27,530 --> 00:15:31,498 (grunting) 342 00:15:31,566 --> 00:15:34,099 Is that the crinkling of a dog food packet 343 00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:35,600 when it's not meal time? 344 00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:36,501 (moaning) 345 00:15:39,073 --> 00:15:42,509 Aah! The unrealized expectation of food! 346 00:15:42,577 --> 00:15:45,012 All right, all right! I'll tell you everything! 347 00:15:46,949 --> 00:15:49,549 The only part of my story I lied about 348 00:15:49,617 --> 00:15:51,785 was when I got to the school. 349 00:15:56,959 --> 00:15:58,460 (school bell rings) 350 00:15:58,528 --> 00:16:01,328 I'll see you tomorrow. Bye. 351 00:16:01,396 --> 00:16:02,830 (children clamoring) 352 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:06,367 How you doing? 353 00:16:06,435 --> 00:16:07,735 Good. How are you? 354 00:16:07,803 --> 00:16:10,040 Let's get out of here. Yes, please. 355 00:16:10,108 --> 00:16:11,743 RYAN: She's out of the institution? 356 00:16:12,978 --> 00:16:14,944 Apparently. 357 00:16:15,011 --> 00:16:17,045 She looked healthy. 358 00:16:17,112 --> 00:16:18,713 Sane. 359 00:16:18,780 --> 00:16:20,648 She and her boyfriend seemed 360 00:16:20,716 --> 00:16:23,217 happy together. I... 361 00:16:23,285 --> 00:16:26,720 I was worried, if you saw that, it would make you upset. 362 00:16:26,788 --> 00:16:29,153 I was scrambling to think of a way 363 00:16:29,221 --> 00:16:31,924 to get you out of there, when I realized I had 364 00:16:31,993 --> 00:16:34,796 the perfect combination of a deviant's delights-- 365 00:16:34,864 --> 00:16:38,797 the gerbil, the lube, the alcohol... 366 00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:41,131 the ski mask. 367 00:16:41,199 --> 00:16:43,366 When you went to the bathroom, I stole your backpack 368 00:16:43,434 --> 00:16:45,701 and put my things in it. 369 00:16:45,769 --> 00:16:48,737 I had to get you kicked out of there. 370 00:16:48,805 --> 00:16:50,771 I couldn't let you see her. 371 00:16:52,006 --> 00:16:53,273 I don't believe you. 372 00:16:54,575 --> 00:16:56,642 She was there, Ryan. 373 00:16:56,710 --> 00:16:58,210 I swear. 374 00:16:58,278 --> 00:16:59,912 Maybe she was. 375 00:16:59,979 --> 00:17:02,981 And maybe she is healthy and sane. 376 00:17:03,049 --> 00:17:04,782 But a boyfriend? 377 00:17:04,850 --> 00:17:06,651 A trickster god obviously couldn't stand 378 00:17:06,718 --> 00:17:09,620 to see me rekindle the relationship he destroyed. 379 00:17:09,688 --> 00:17:13,256 That could only bring me happiness, right? 380 00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:14,724 What are you doing? 381 00:17:14,792 --> 00:17:16,227 The opposite of what you want me to. 382 00:17:17,395 --> 00:17:18,996 Ryan, stop! 383 00:17:19,063 --> 00:17:21,966 You don't want to see her! 384 00:17:43,756 --> 00:17:47,125 Amanda. 385 00:17:47,193 --> 00:17:51,034 Wait! (Stammers) Look, I know this is awkward, 386 00:17:51,102 --> 00:17:53,603 I can't do this, Ryan! 387 00:17:59,665 --> 00:18:02,652 At the hospital, they gave me all sorts of different things 388 00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:05,481 to try and help me. 389 00:18:05,549 --> 00:18:08,817 Medication, therapy... 390 00:18:08,885 --> 00:18:12,256 other... stronger types of treatment. 391 00:18:15,992 --> 00:18:19,631 Once we found the right combination, I got better. 392 00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:21,832 And after a year, the court 393 00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:23,933 let my parents take me in. 394 00:18:25,403 --> 00:18:27,440 I wanted to call you. 395 00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:29,109 So badly. 396 00:18:30,411 --> 00:18:33,512 But our relationship, 397 00:18:33,579 --> 00:18:35,513 it triggered something. 398 00:18:35,580 --> 00:18:38,949 Those highs and lows, I-I can't handle them again. 399 00:18:40,379 --> 00:18:43,121 I know it doesn't look like I'm doing so great, 400 00:18:43,188 --> 00:18:46,322 but I am on a good path. 401 00:18:46,390 --> 00:18:47,973 And if I want to get healthy 402 00:18:48,093 --> 00:18:51,557 and keep moving forward on that path, 403 00:18:51,625 --> 00:18:54,558 I can't look back. 404 00:18:54,626 --> 00:18:56,860 I can't have you in my life right now, Ryan. 405 00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:58,796 Amanda... I'm sorry. 406 00:18:58,863 --> 00:19:01,430 (mop slams against floor) 407 00:19:16,138 --> 00:19:18,373 You saw her in the halls. 408 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:22,075 I didn't want you to see her like that. 409 00:19:22,143 --> 00:19:24,332 You were trying to protect me. 410 00:19:25,014 --> 00:19:26,815 And I was thinking, 411 00:19:26,882 --> 00:19:28,548 if you wanted to patch things up with Kristen, 412 00:19:28,616 --> 00:19:31,118 you could tell her Drew put all that stuff in your bag. 413 00:19:31,186 --> 00:19:33,756 You know, to make you look pervy as revenge for kissing his wife. 414 00:19:33,824 --> 00:19:35,292 That's crazy. 415 00:19:35,359 --> 00:19:36,960 You're right. No one would ever believe 416 00:19:37,028 --> 00:19:37,996 Drew's that smart. 417 00:19:39,633 --> 00:19:41,469 Although... (quiet laugh) 418 00:19:41,536 --> 00:19:43,369 it's my best option. 419 00:19:46,140 --> 00:19:47,675 Listen. 420 00:19:47,742 --> 00:19:50,379 I've been doing some thinking, too. 421 00:19:50,447 --> 00:19:53,746 Maybe your version of the story is true. 422 00:19:53,814 --> 00:19:56,915 Maybe you haven't been undermining me since we met. 423 00:19:56,982 --> 00:19:58,149 (quiet laugh) 424 00:19:58,217 --> 00:20:00,218 Either way, 425 00:20:00,285 --> 00:20:03,119 I'm done punishing you for the past. 426 00:20:03,186 --> 00:20:04,855 I'm done looking back. 427 00:20:06,993 --> 00:20:08,661 I'm just gonna need 428 00:20:08,728 --> 00:20:11,394 some time to figure things out. 429 00:20:18,308 --> 00:20:19,875 Stay. 430 00:20:21,177 --> 00:20:22,877 Until I know for sure. 431 00:20:24,446 --> 00:20:27,081 I'm sorry. 432 00:20:27,597 --> 00:20:35,776 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com