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You're not going anywhere
until you tell me the truth.
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How can I tell you the truth
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when I don't even know
what you're talking about?
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You're not gonna talk?
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Okay.
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Then I guess I'll just have
to make you talk.
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That's not...
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That's not a can filled
with pennies, is it?
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Please, please, Ryan.
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(screams)
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I told you
I don't know anything!
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Ryan, stop!
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Please!
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(crying)
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Why are you doing this to me?!
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Because I know what
you really are now.
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You're trying to ruin my life.
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How is that even possible?
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I'm just a dog.
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Any complex human emotion
you see in me
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is just wishful
anthropomorphization.
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I'm your friend, Ryan,
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but haven't we been
down this road before?
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Ah.
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This time...
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I have proof.
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Remember last night?
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I was complaining about my work.
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Goldsmith's been
such a bitch lately.
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(laughter)
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I'm so sick of her
always riding my ass
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about deadlines and
bringing in new clients.
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(laughter)
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Give me the pen,
give me the pen.
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Give me the pen.
(snorting laugh)
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(chuckles) Oh!
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(laughing)
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I should send this to Goldsmith.
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Yeah, right.
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What? You don't think I'd do it?
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(chuckles)
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(hysterical laughter)
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Come on, no way, dude!
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(laughter continues)
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(groans)
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Man, I'm beat.
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Yeah, I'm pretty wrecked.
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Oh, look at Bear over here.
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"I'm a year sober.
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"I can have just one.
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I'll be fine."
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Gross.
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It's in your hair.
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(snoring softly)
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(knocking)
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(groans)
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Are you just getting up?
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No, no.
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(sighs)
Well, I was in the neighborhood
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and figured you'd need
a friendly reminder
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about Joffrey's
preschool interview today.
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I remember. Yeah, I'm taking
a sick day to be there.
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Okay, don't screw this up, Ryan.
You went to Delmore Academy.
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It'll mean a lot to the
admissions officer to see you
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in that interview with us.
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I'd love for him to go
to Delmore.
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Joffrey getting into Delmore
is the first step
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to him getting
into Johns Hopkins
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and not losing the love
of his mother.
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Are you sure
they'll remember me?
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That's a great point.
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Just bring your yearbook,
and I have to go do
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Joffrey's hair appointment.
Just don't be late.
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2:00 p.m. sharp.
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I'll be there. Don't worry.
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What a night, huh?
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(groans) I could really use
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a little skin of the human
that kicked me.
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Give you a sip?
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There is nothing you can do
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to make me enable your disease.
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Put that back in your pants!
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Stop flaunting it. We get it.
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You're well-endowed.
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I have to run some errands.
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I should be back in a few hours.
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Sweet bag. I didn't know
they made that in gray.
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Oh, man.
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(chuckles)
Remember that drawing?
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Thank God I didn't mail it.
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Goldsmith would've
fired me for sure.
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Hey.
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Take it easy, mate.
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♪ ♪
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(toy squeaking)
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RYAN:
I'll admit, I was surprised
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when you didn't mail
the drawing.
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How dare you think
I'd mail your drawing.
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If I weren't tied up right now,
I'd slap your face.
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(scoffs)
I only took it with
me 'cause I knew
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they were gonna pick up
the trash this afternoon.
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I was trying to not mail it.
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I should've known
you wouldn't mail it.
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That would've been
too... obvious.
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No.
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No, you had another plan
in mind.
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Not only is Joffrey
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the nephew of a former student,
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but he's also Latino.
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Sorry, is there
a bathroom nearby?
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Yes, right down the hall
to your left.
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Hurry back.
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(chuckles)
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Wilfred? Ryan!
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What the hell
are you doing here?
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Go home.
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What are you doing with my bag?
Ryan, wait.
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Give me my bag! What are you...
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(clattering)
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Oh, my... God.
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RYAN:
They kicked us out on the spot.
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Joffrey lost any chance
he'd have
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of getting into that school.
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Kristen won't speak to me.
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She thinks I'm some kind
of sexual deviant.
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And I know exactly
how you did it.
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You got the gerbil
from the pet store;
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and the lube, the liquor
and the ski mask
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from the convenience store.
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This was all premeditated,
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because you're not
actually Wilfred.
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You're the evil god, Krungel.
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Krungel?
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Dr. Grummons told me
all about it.
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There's Mataman, the god
who leads you to happiness,
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and then there's you.
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Krungel, the other dog god,
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whose only purpose
is to ruin your life.
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Aside from what you think
I did to you today,
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when else have I ever been out
to "ruin your life"?
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Really?
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Leaving my wallet in front
of my neighbor's house?
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Oh, that was a good thing.
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I helped you stand up to him.
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Getting the shit kicked
out of me was a good thing?
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Or how about when you put
a shock collar on me?
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Or the night
I pulled down my pants
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to have sex
with a stuffed giraffe
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in front of a little kid?
Come on.
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Those were more like
practical jokes.
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I'm talking
about seriously ruining...
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Amanda.
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You know I had nothing to do
with that, Ryan.
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She was crazy.
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Or maybe she wasn't.
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Maybe you used
your special dog powers
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to secretly talk to her
and convince her to steal
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all that money and put it
in a bank account under my name.
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Whether I'm an evil god or not,
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rehashing the past isn't gonna
do you any good, Ryan.
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You've got to move on.
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"Move on"?
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You destroyed
the best relationship
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I've ever had.
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All right.
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If that's how you're gonna be,
then you've got to realize
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there are two sides
to every story.
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You want to know
what really happened today?
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Goldsmith's been
such a bitch lately.
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(laughing)
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Come on, no way, dude!
Like you said,
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you were going off on your boss,
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so we drew that cartoon,
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and you put it in the envelope.
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"On-velope."
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Envelope.
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Oh, look at Bear over here.
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"I'm a year sober.
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"I can have just one.
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I'll be fine."
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Gross. It's in your hair.
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What a night, huh? (groans)
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I could really use a little skin
of the human that kicked me.
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Dude, give me a sip.
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Give you a sip?
There is nothing you can do
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to make me enable your disease.
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Put that back in your pants.
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Stop flaunting it. We get it.
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You're well-endowed.
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Sweet bag.
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I didn't know they
made that in gray.
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Oh, man.
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(chuckles)
Remember that drawing?
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Thank God I didn't mail it.
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00:09:00,407 --> 00:09:01,907
Goldsmith would've
fired me for sure.
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00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:04,876
(groans)
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00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:06,478
Get your hands off of me.
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00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:08,213
What the hell?
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00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:09,848
I didn't do anything.
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00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:12,217
WILFRED:
Hey, take it easy, mate.
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After you were gone,
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00:09:13,820 --> 00:09:16,555
I realized I had to take off
for an appointment.
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00:09:16,557 --> 00:09:18,390
It's like, I love Bear,
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00:09:18,392 --> 00:09:21,192
but am I in love with Bear?
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(sighs)
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00:09:23,397 --> 00:09:26,831
It's so good to be able to talk
to someone about this, Cheryl.
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00:09:29,869 --> 00:09:31,369
It's great.
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00:09:31,371 --> 00:09:33,238
This is the same length
you usually do?
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00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,941
It just looks different.
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00:09:35,943 --> 00:09:37,409
What do you think?
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That's not my dog.
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00:09:38,712 --> 00:09:39,945
Where's Pickles?
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00:09:39,947 --> 00:09:41,746
Pickles?
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00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:43,782
Pickles! WILFRED: On my way out,
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I figured I may as well grab
a new gerbil for that
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little gerbil game
Bear and I like to play.
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00:09:48,956 --> 00:09:50,622
Gerbil game?
That's sick, Wilfred.
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00:09:50,624 --> 00:09:52,090
How is that sick?
219
00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:53,758
You stick the gerbil
up your asses.
220
00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:56,361
No! (sighs)
221
00:09:56,363 --> 00:09:58,463
We cover the gerbil in some sort
of slippery substance,
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00:09:58,465 --> 00:10:00,432
then we run around
and try to catch it.
223
00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:02,067
It's called Catch the Gerbil.
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00:10:02,069 --> 00:10:04,135
It's just innocent fun, Ryan.
225
00:10:05,871 --> 00:10:07,238
Of course,
whoever catches the gerbil
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00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:08,740
gets to put it up their ass.
227
00:10:08,742 --> 00:10:10,041
It feels so good.
228
00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:11,409
Get back to the story.
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00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:13,311
WILFRED:
I had to pick up a lubricant
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00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:15,814
for Catch the Gerbil, so I
topped by a convenience store.
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00:10:20,086 --> 00:10:21,152
Dennis!
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00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:22,420
I ran into Dennis
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00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:23,488
trying to buy some alcohol.
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00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:24,556
You remember Dennis, right?
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00:10:24,558 --> 00:10:26,257
My best friend?
236
00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:27,592
Well, Dennis and I are not only
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00:10:27,594 --> 00:10:29,127
super, super close
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00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,629
to the point
of being practically family,
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00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:32,163
but I'm also his A.A. sponsor.
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00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:34,633
You don't want
to do this, Dennis.
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00:10:36,402 --> 00:10:38,336
You know,
Bear's back on the wagon.
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00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:40,138
(beeping)
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00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,807
What do you mean, Bear just
texted you and said to meet
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00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:45,276
in a hotel room in Van Nuys
and bring the booze
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00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:47,579
'cause Bear's got an eight ball?
(groans)
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00:10:47,581 --> 00:10:49,414
Since my new haircut
was hideous...
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00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:51,950
I'm not going back to Cheryl,
by the way...
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00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:54,753
I needed to find something fast
to cover it up.
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00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:56,955
And while I was at it, I figured
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I should pick up a gift
for Joffrey
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00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:01,426
to congratulate him
on starting school.
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00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:03,962
I pictured him standing
on the corner
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00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:07,132
waiting for the bus
every morning, no fur.
254
00:11:07,134 --> 00:11:09,434
People don't know this
about Southern California,
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00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:11,703
but it gets cold.
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00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:14,939
I'd assumed the interview
was just a formality,
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00:11:14,941 --> 00:11:18,810
so I walked over to the school
with Joffrey's gift.
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00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:20,612
Is that when you took my bag?
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00:11:20,614 --> 00:11:22,514
Right, almost forgot.
260
00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:24,315
That wasn't your bag.
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00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:26,618
On my way over, I spotted
your exact same backpack
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00:11:26,620 --> 00:11:28,219
in a shop window.
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00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:31,056
Well, you know how much
I love that shade of gray.
264
00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:34,459
So, naturally, I snatched it...
four-claw discount...
265
00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:37,328
and moved all my stuff into it.
266
00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:38,797
What are you doing
with my bag?
Ryan, wait.
267
00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:40,331
Give me my bag! You...
268
00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:42,033
I was only trying
to get my bag back.
269
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,668
Yours was still in the office.
270
00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:45,236
I wasn't out
to ruin your life, Ryan.
271
00:11:45,238 --> 00:11:49,207
It was all a complete
misunderstanding.
272
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:53,044
I-I guess you're right.
273
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,413
Everything in your story
makes total sense.
274
00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:57,082
Mmm.
275
00:11:57,084 --> 00:11:59,217
Except for one thing.
276
00:12:00,753 --> 00:12:03,021
I always write my initials
on the tags of my backpacks.
277
00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:04,689
Nerd. This is my bag, Wilfred.
278
00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:06,391
You lied to me.
279
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:07,759
What are you hiding?! Aah!
280
00:12:07,761 --> 00:12:09,527
Nothing! I swear!
281
00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:12,063
(doorbell rings)
282
00:12:13,766 --> 00:12:15,600
(sighs) Oh.
283
00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:17,435
You're-you're back.
284
00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:18,737
Yeah. I just got in.
285
00:12:18,739 --> 00:12:20,772
Are you...? I'm alone.
286
00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:23,575
Uh, Drew decided
to stay back in Wisconsin.
287
00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:25,877
Look, I-I'm not in the mood
to talk about it.
288
00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:28,680
Can I just get Wilfred, please?
289
00:12:28,682 --> 00:12:32,617
Actually, uh, uh, I'm in the
middle of giving him a bath.
290
00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:34,452
Uh, can I drop him
off in a little bit?
291
00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:35,520
Sure.
292
00:12:39,725 --> 00:12:41,259
That was Jenna.
293
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,461
As soon as you're ready
to tell the truth...
294
00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:44,529
(shouts)
295
00:12:51,203 --> 00:12:53,204
(grunting)
296
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:54,906
Get me out of here, Wilfred!
297
00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:56,875
Good morning.
298
00:12:56,877 --> 00:12:59,277
It seems you've been a little
299
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,746
tied up lately.
300
00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:04,015
Okay, that was lame. Do-over.
301
00:13:07,086 --> 00:13:09,087
Good morning.
302
00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:12,624
Have you been down here
learning the ropes?
303
00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:14,559
What? Th-That doesn't
even make any sense.
304
00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:15,794
You're losing
your edge, Wilfred.
305
00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:18,663
Okay, I got it.
306
00:13:21,267 --> 00:13:23,835
Since you're tied to a chair
307
00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:26,271
and you're probably super bored,
308
00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:30,275
how was your night,
Mr. Chairman of the Board?
309
00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:31,743
Nailed it.
310
00:13:31,745 --> 00:13:32,744
If you think you're gonna...
311
00:13:32,746 --> 00:13:34,646
Ow! What the...?!
312
00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:36,948
That's for calling me a mailman.
313
00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:39,851
I would never mail
a letter for you.
314
00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:42,420
Whatever you want from me,
you're not getting it.
315
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:45,356
Oh, I don't want
anything from you, Ryan.
316
00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:51,763
Except to give you a little
taste of your own medicine.
317
00:13:53,199 --> 00:13:55,466
Prepare yourself
318
00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:59,037
for the most excruciatingly
painful experience
319
00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:01,372
of your life.
320
00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:05,043
Aah!
321
00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:07,378
(panting)
322
00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:10,949
Okay.
323
00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:13,451
I'm gonna go upstairs
and get my blowtorch
324
00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:16,054
and my bag of red ants.
325
00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:18,523
Uh, what?
326
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:21,659
Y-You think this
has gone too far,
327
00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:24,395
and you don't want to be
a part of this anymore?
328
00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:26,364
What are you gonna do about it?!
329
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,967
Huh?!
330
00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:31,202
You just do as you're told.
331
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,705
Keep an eye on him
while I'm gone.
332
00:14:48,988 --> 00:14:51,055
♪ ♪
333
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,803
(grunting)
334
00:15:14,546 --> 00:15:17,015
Thanks, Bear.
335
00:15:18,117 --> 00:15:19,951
(laughs)
336
00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:23,254
Are you guys ready to get
your fiery stings on?
337
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,757
(laughing)
338
00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:27,358
Aah!
339
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,294
Why were you lying to me?!
What are you trying to hide?!
340
00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:30,561
I'll never tell!
341
00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:34,465
(grunting)
342
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:37,201
Is that the crinkling
of a dog food packet
343
00:15:37,203 --> 00:15:38,703
when it's not meal time?
344
00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:39,771
(moaning)
345
00:15:41,974 --> 00:15:45,476
Aah! The unrealized
expectation of food!
346
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:48,279
All right, all right!
I'll tell you everything!
347
00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:52,583
The only part of my story
I lied about
348
00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:55,019
was when I got to the school.
349
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,592
(school bell rings)
350
00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:04,395
I'll see you tomorrow. Bye.
351
00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:09,467
How you doing?
352
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:10,768
Good. How are you?
353
00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:13,004
Let's get out of here.
Yes, please.
354
00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:14,839
RYAN:
She's out of the institution?
355
00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:18,076
Apparently.
356
00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:20,111
She looked healthy.
357
00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:21,813
Sane.
358
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:23,781
She and her boyfriend seemed
359
00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:26,284
happy together. I...
360
00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:29,787
I was worried, if you saw that,
it would make you upset.
361
00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:32,190
I was scrambling
to think of a way
362
00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:34,792
to get you out of there,
when I realized I had
363
00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:37,829
the perfect combination
of a deviant's delights...
364
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:41,866
the gerbil, the lube,
the alcohol...
365
00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:44,135
the ski mask.
366
00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:46,337
When you went to the bathroom,
I stole your backpack
367
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,706
and put my things in it.
368
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:51,809
I had to get you
kicked out of there.
369
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:54,012
I couldn't let you see her.
370
00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:56,514
I don't believe you.
371
00:16:57,616 --> 00:16:59,717
She was there, Ryan.
372
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:01,219
I swear.
373
00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:02,787
Maybe she was.
374
00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:06,024
And maybe she is
healthy and sane.
375
00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:07,558
But a boyfriend?
376
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,627
A trickster god
obviously couldn't stand
377
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:12,563
to see me rekindle the
relationship he destroyed.
378
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:16,234
That could only bring
me happiness, right?
379
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:17,702
What are you doing?
380
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:19,437
The opposite of what
you want me to.
381
00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:22,040
Ryan, stop!
382
00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:25,209
You don't want to see her!
383
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:50,068
Amanda.
384
00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:52,603
Wait! (stammers)
Look, I know this is awkward,
385
00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:54,205
but we-we can't just pretend
that we haven't seen...
386
00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:56,741
I can't do this, Ryan!
387
00:18:02,714 --> 00:18:06,551
At the hospital, they gave me
all sorts of different things
388
00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:08,553
to try and help me.
389
00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:11,856
Medication, therapy...
390
00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:15,493
other... stronger
types of treatment.
391
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:22,400
Once we found the right
combination, I got better.
392
00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:24,869
And after a year, the court
393
00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:27,171
let my parents take me in.
394
00:18:28,373 --> 00:18:30,541
I wanted to call you.
395
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:32,343
So badly.
396
00:18:33,412 --> 00:18:36,614
But our relationship,
397
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,483
it triggered something.
398
00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:42,186
Those highs and lows,
I-I can't handle them again.
399
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:46,124
I know it doesn't look
like I'm doing so great,
400
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:49,293
but I am on a good path.
401
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,629
And if I want to get healthy
402
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:54,632
and keep moving
forward on that path,
403
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,568
I can't look back.
404
00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,837
I can't have you in my
life right now, Ryan.
405
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:01,906
Amanda... I'm sorry.
406
00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:04,675
(mop slams against floor)
407
00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:23,361
You saw her in the halls.
408
00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:26,998
I didn't want you
to see her like that.
409
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,033
You were trying to protect me.
410
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,669
And I was thinking,
411
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,538
if you wanted to patch
things up with Kristen,
412
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:36,040
you could tell her Drew put
all that stuff in your bag.
413
00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:38,776
You know, to make you look pervy
as revenge for kissing his wife.
414
00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:40,278
That's crazy.
415
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,013
You're right.
No one would ever believe
416
00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:43,181
Drew's that smart.
417
00:19:44,483 --> 00:19:46,484
Although... (quiet laugh)
418
00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,553
it's my best option.
419
00:19:50,956 --> 00:19:52,490
Listen.
420
00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:55,293
I've been doing
some thinking, too.
421
00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:58,663
Maybe your version
of the story is true.
422
00:19:58,665 --> 00:20:01,966
Maybe you haven't been
undermining me since we met.
423
00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:03,134
(quiet laugh)
424
00:20:03,136 --> 00:20:05,136
Either way,
425
00:20:05,138 --> 00:20:08,139
I'm done punishing
you for the past.
426
00:20:08,141 --> 00:20:10,041
I'm done looking back.
427
00:20:11,977 --> 00:20:13,711
I'm just gonna need
428
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:16,581
some time to figure things out.
429
00:20:23,255 --> 00:20:25,056
Stay.
430
00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:28,059
Until I know for sure.
431
00:20:29,428 --> 00:20:32,263
I'm sorry.
432
00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:37,401
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