Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Turtles, count it off!
One, two, three, four
- Turtles - Mutant chain reaction
- Turtles - Livlng underground
- Turtles - Ninjitsu action
- Turtles - It`s a shell of a town
Turtles, count it off!
Live by the code of the martial arts
Never fight unless someone else starts
Always stick together, no matter what
If all else falls, then it`s time to kick butt
I love being a
I love being a turtle
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Turtles, count it off!
One, two, three, four
- Turtles - There`s no one better
- Turtles - Watch out for Shredder!
- Turtles - They`re Iike no others
- Turtles - Those teenage brothers
One, two, three, four
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Professor Honeycutt.
You honor us with your esteemed presence.
Oh, why, thank you.
Wait! How do you know who l am?
We learned your identity from an old friend of yours.
General Blanque.
We know you hold the secret of the ultimate weapon
inside that robot brain of yours,
and the Triceraton Republic will have it
one way or another.
Ensign, l want this scout ship inventoried
and inspected for damage when we land.
The hull`s been breached.
Sir, stowaways!
This chamber had no atmosphere.
They can`t possibly be alive.
Get your paws off me, you ugly 3-horned dinosaur!
Alive! But how?
It`s called Chi Kung, internal breathing.
Our ninja training teaches us
how to slow our breath and heart rate,
enabling us to survive the loss of atmosphere.
For a while, anyway.
I don`t know about you, bros,
but now l`m ready for a taste of good old oxygen.
Oxygen? We Triceratons breathe a hearty mixture
of nitrogen and sulfur.
Take them away for interrogation.
And get me four atmosphere converters.
Behold, the Triceraton home world!
Glorious, is it not?
Come. The High Council awaits.
I can offer you protection from your Federation pursuers,
plus full rights as a citizen of the Triceraton Republic.
You need no longer be a fugitive robot.
That`s very kind of you, Prime Leader Zandramon.
But l cannot in good conscience build a device
that could potentially be used for such destructive purposes.
You will be crushed into submission!
I mean...
My friend, the Triceratons only seek stability, not conquest.
Your teleportal will be a weapon of peace, not war.
I only wish l could believe that.
Please excuse us, Prime Leader,
but we found something on the scout ship.
This had better be good, ensign.
Put it on-screen.
We discovered these stowaways in the hold.
The turtles! Here? How?
You know these creatures?
Please don`t harm them!
As you wish.
Keep the creatures alive, ensign.
For now.
Let`s skip the diplomacy, shall we?
You have one orbital cycle
to begin work on your teleportal.
If you refuse, your friends will be executed.
Prisoners, move out.
Hey, watch it!
Have mercy, please!
No! Please don`t take me to the games!
Anything but the games!
Let me go!
Okay, l`ll bite. What are the games?
Pray you`ll never find out, alien.
Fresh meat.
Ready for processing!
Prisoners, step back with your hands up.
Inside, alien scum!
Who you calling alien, dino-beak?
Your boss wants us alive.
I can make you wish you weren`t.
Move it out. Chow time.
Finally. l`m so hungry l can`t think straight.
And here l thought you were just born that way.
Oh, a wise guy!
No one touches Rynokk!
Hey!
Raph, we gotta keep a low profile.
You don`t want to mess with Rynokk.
He`s the king of this cellblock.
I`d make nice with him if l were you.
Now, remember, desserts are the main commodity on the inside.
You can use them to buy and sell just about anything.
No way anyone`s getting my dessert.
You! Wax detail!
I want to see that floor shine!
Those are the desserts over there.
That`s the floor-wax dispenser.
Floor wax?
Not off to a good start, are we?
It will get worse when they realize
your friend just hurled in the salad bar.
What am l to do?
If l build my teleportal,
l can help the turtles return to their home planet.
On the other hand,
l can`t put the most dangerous weapon in the galaxy
in the hands of those horrible Triceratons.
Yet l can`t let them execute those poor little fellows.
Oh, l should have never designed the teleportal device
in the first place.
We need to step up our escape plan.
I got spoons. What did you guys swipe?
I got a cup.
I got some floor wax.
I got a rock.
Oh, right, like we`re gonna use floor wax to bust out of here.
Maybe.
If my theory is correct about its chemical composition,
mix this with a little soot,
add a drop of moisture,
and you`ve got a crude but effective smoke bomb.
Yes!
I love it when l`m right.
I`ve been timing the cellblock gate.
Once it`s open,
there`s a 5-second delay before the lock resets.
Once we get past that, we can access the drainage system.
That`ll get us into the exercise yard.
From there, we stick to the shadows
and scale the outer wall.
We still need to lift a guard`s key card.
That`ll require a distraction.
Finally! Something l`m good at.
Then it`s settled. We go tonight.
All right, l`ve wrapped the smoke bomb in a damp cloth.
It`ll act like a fuse,
delaying the chemical reaction by about six hours.
Showtime, bros.
Hold up.
We got trouble.
Give it up, weaklings.
Hand over yours, freak.
Who you calling ``freak, `` freak?
No one touches Rynokk!
Raph, wait! Don`t!
Wait.
This should be good.
Green guy! Green guy!
These shellbacks have spunk.
They`ll make prime candidates for the games.
I`ve seen enough!
Take him to solitary.
Get your hands off me!
All right, plan ``B.
We can still make it into the drainage system from solitary.
We just need to spring Raph first.
But how do we get close enough to a guard
to swipe his key card?
If a prisoner`s really sick,
they have to take him to the infirmary, right?
How do you make that convincing?
No. No way.
Oh, come on, guys.
Help! Help!
Guard! Guards, we need help!
Help! Come quick!
My brother`s really sick.
Fools! That trick won`t work in here.
Disgusting.
Code red, cafeteria!
Repeat, code red, cafeteria!
I`ll deal with you filth later.
Did you grab their key card, Donnie?
I thought you were gonna get it.
Raph better appreciate this.
I`m not touching that key card.
At least not any more than l have to.
Five seconds till the lock resets.
Move!
You try moving after losing your lunch.
Now, if l read my Triceratonese correctly,
this should be where they`re holding Raph.
Maybe we should see what`s behind door number two.
- At least it`s not a total loss. - Hey!
What do you think?
That l don`t want to know where those brushes have been.
Not exactly katanas, but...
What took you guys so long?
Something came up.
Actually, a lot of something came up.
Trust me, you don`t want to know.
You bring me a weapon at least?
Come on.
We can access the drainage system this way.
Professor Honeycutt, your time is up.
Now watch as the first of your friends is executed
before your very eyes.
You could have saved them.
Gone!
Guards!
Congratulations, guys. We just made early release.
Subdue the prisoners!
I said subdue the prisoners!
Not so tough without your little shock button, are you?
What do you know?
These things clean all kinds of toilets.
Hi-yo, Triceraton, away!
Hey, not bad for a bunch of cleaning supplies.
Yikes! Whoa!
Set your blasters on stun!
The prime leader wants them alive!
If we`re gonna go down,
we`re gonna take a piece of them with us!
Word`s come down from the top.
They`re to be shipped off to the games.
So, what exactly are these ``games``?
For you off-worlders, certain doom!
You know,
l`m really starting to miss the Shredder right about now.