1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:05,939 --> 00:00:11,410 Look at that ninth-grade woman. She's putting on makeup. 3 00:00:11,412 --> 00:00:14,179 We're going to be ninth-grade women someday. 4 00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:17,216 This thing goes to ninth grade? 5 00:00:18,124 --> 00:00:19,485 - Why that? - Brings out your eyes. 6 00:00:19,487 --> 00:00:21,220 Why would I want to take out my eyes? 7 00:00:21,222 --> 00:00:22,654 She's not taking out her eyes. 8 00:00:23,957 --> 00:00:25,524 And I think she is. 9 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:29,261 It's an eyelash curler. It doesn't even hurt. 10 00:00:29,263 --> 00:00:31,497 (Chuckles) I have eyelashes. 11 00:00:31,499 --> 00:00:33,732 Watch this. 12 00:00:33,734 --> 00:00:36,668 - Ahh! - Anybody else would stop. 13 00:00:36,670 --> 00:00:38,904 Ahh! 14 00:00:38,906 --> 00:00:41,340 - Open it. - Thanks, daddy. 15 00:00:41,342 --> 00:00:42,674 Yeah, okay. 16 00:00:43,777 --> 00:00:45,444 Yeah, okay. 17 00:00:45,446 --> 00:00:46,833 - Ladies. - Both: Farkle. 18 00:00:46,864 --> 00:00:51,583 School dance. I'm gonna put you both down for dance numbers one through all of them. 19 00:00:51,585 --> 00:00:53,585 We will alternate. You and me, me and you. 20 00:00:53,587 --> 00:00:56,855 When you are not dancing with me, you may not dance with anyone else. 21 00:00:56,857 --> 00:00:59,258 You may sit and wait until you dance with me again. 22 00:00:59,260 --> 00:01:00,759 Yeah, none of this is happening. 23 00:01:00,761 --> 00:01:02,728 Oh. Well, then may I have one dance with each of you? 24 00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:04,596 - Sure. - Ha! That's all I wanted. 25 00:01:04,598 --> 00:01:06,698 You just got played by Farkle. 26 00:01:08,501 --> 00:01:09,968 - Hey, guys. - Lucas! 27 00:01:09,970 --> 00:01:11,537 - Hand. - Lucas! 28 00:01:11,539 --> 00:01:13,338 - Grown-up voice. - Lucas, hello. 29 00:01:13,340 --> 00:01:15,407 - Hey. - Hey, hee haw. 30 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:16,842 You going to tick tock shake your body time? 31 00:01:16,844 --> 00:01:19,244 'Cause, you know, it's not a square-dance, 32 00:01:19,246 --> 00:01:21,713 so not gonna be a whole lot of do-si-doin'. 33 00:01:21,715 --> 00:01:25,017 Well, then I'm sure I'll have no idea what to do and you can make fun of me. 34 00:01:25,019 --> 00:01:26,685 You're not playing this right! 35 00:01:26,687 --> 00:01:29,888 Well, that's certainly not my intention. 36 00:01:29,890 --> 00:01:32,925 - I'll try harder next time. - I will break you! 37 00:01:32,927 --> 00:01:37,996 Well, if that's what makes you happy, then I certainly can't wait for it... 38 00:01:37,998 --> 00:01:39,298 Ma'am. 39 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:44,369 - (Shuddering) Ohhhh! - You going to the school dance, Lucas? 40 00:01:44,371 --> 00:01:46,038 Thought I would. You? 41 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:47,940 (Mimics gagging) 42 00:01:47,942 --> 00:01:50,776 You hear me? (Mimics gagging) 43 00:01:50,778 --> 00:01:54,046 You'll both be there. He'll be the one in the cowboy hat going like this. 44 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:57,983 (School bell rings) 45 00:01:57,985 --> 00:02:00,385 - So, you goin' to class? - Thought I would. You? 46 00:02:03,590 --> 00:02:04,957 It isn't for you! 47 00:02:06,392 --> 00:02:08,594 Okay, fine. 48 00:02:08,596 --> 00:02:11,597 (Theme music plays) 49 00:02:15,602 --> 00:02:17,603 ♪ I've been waiting ♪ 50 00:02:17,605 --> 00:02:19,905 ♪ for a day like this to come ♪ 51 00:02:19,907 --> 00:02:21,540 ♪ struck like lightning ♪ 52 00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:23,976 ♪ my heart's beating like a drum ♪ 53 00:02:23,978 --> 00:02:27,946 ♪ on the edge of something wonderful ♪ 54 00:02:27,948 --> 00:02:31,049 ♪ face to face with changes ♪ 55 00:02:31,051 --> 00:02:34,086 ♪ what's it all about? Life is crazy ♪ 56 00:02:34,088 --> 00:02:36,355 ♪ but I know I can work it out ♪ 57 00:02:36,357 --> 00:02:40,526 ♪ 'cause I got you to live it with me ♪ 58 00:02:40,528 --> 00:02:44,630 ♪ I feel all right, I'm gonna take on the world ♪ 59 00:02:44,632 --> 00:02:48,000 ♪ light up the stars, I've got some pages to turn ♪ 60 00:02:48,002 --> 00:02:49,835 ♪ I'm singing "go-o-o" ♪ 61 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:52,905 ♪ oh oh oh oh ♪ 62 00:02:52,907 --> 00:02:55,941 ♪ take on the world, take on the world ♪ 63 00:02:55,943 --> 00:02:57,285 ♪ take on the world ♪ 64 00:02:57,316 --> 00:02:59,912 ♪ take on the world, take on the world ♪ 65 00:02:59,914 --> 00:03:01,680 ♪ take on the world. ♪ 66 00:03:07,353 --> 00:03:09,488 Mom, can I ask you a question? 67 00:03:09,490 --> 00:03:12,057 You can ask me a question. 68 00:03:12,059 --> 00:03:14,092 It's a girl thing, Auggie. 69 00:03:14,094 --> 00:03:17,396 You think I don't know about girls? 70 00:03:17,398 --> 00:03:20,065 - Okay, I'm at a certain age... - I don't care. 71 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:24,636 You're at a certain age? 72 00:03:24,638 --> 00:03:25,938 You had to know this was going to happen. 73 00:03:25,940 --> 00:03:29,041 I know a lot of things are going to happen. 74 00:03:29,043 --> 00:03:31,043 - Which one is this? - Makeup. 75 00:03:31,045 --> 00:03:32,978 - Oh, good. - I can have some? 76 00:03:32,980 --> 00:03:35,547 - No. - Why not? 77 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:38,016 Well, because makeup leads to other things that... 78 00:03:38,018 --> 00:03:39,952 we have our first school dance on Friday night. 79 00:03:39,954 --> 00:03:41,853 And we're there. 80 00:03:41,855 --> 00:03:44,489 Riley: What's the difference between daytime makeup 81 00:03:44,491 --> 00:03:45,490 and nighttime makeup? 82 00:03:45,492 --> 00:03:46,725 No difference... 83 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:48,660 Because you're not wearing any. 84 00:03:48,662 --> 00:03:50,095 Riley: What about when I do? 85 00:03:50,097 --> 00:03:53,055 When we decide that you're at the right age to start wearing makeup... 86 00:03:53,086 --> 00:03:53,432 Friday? 87 00:03:53,434 --> 00:03:55,067 No... 88 00:03:55,069 --> 00:03:56,568 you might find that you prefer 89 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:57,936 a more natural look during the day. 90 00:03:57,938 --> 00:04:01,039 Some women prefer to go a bit bolder at night. 91 00:04:01,041 --> 00:04:03,475 You are not allowed to hang out with those women. 92 00:04:03,477 --> 00:04:06,478 I wanna paint my face! 93 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:09,114 Wait. The dance is Friday? 94 00:04:09,116 --> 00:04:10,616 You're doin' that thing with your voice. 95 00:04:10,618 --> 00:04:13,051 But Friday is the last night for the coney island cyclone. 96 00:04:13,053 --> 00:04:15,053 But it's our first dance! 97 00:04:15,055 --> 00:04:18,056 And dad takes me to ride the roller coaster a bunch of times, right? 98 00:04:18,058 --> 00:04:20,192 Your father thinks of it as a tradition. 99 00:04:20,194 --> 00:04:20,843 How bad is this? 100 00:04:20,874 --> 00:04:24,997 Your father thinks of it as the reason he wakes up in the morning. 101 00:04:24,999 --> 00:04:26,898 Maybe he won't remember it this year. 102 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:29,968 Three days till cyclone day! 103 00:04:31,437 --> 00:04:32,302 When's my birthday? 104 00:04:32,333 --> 00:04:35,071 A hundred forty-eight days from cyclone day! 105 00:04:35,102 --> 00:04:37,142 Good luck to you. 106 00:04:37,144 --> 00:04:39,044 - Daddy! - Auggie! 107 00:04:39,046 --> 00:04:42,914 Hey! Tell me stuff! 108 00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:44,583 Riley wants to wear makeup. 109 00:04:44,585 --> 00:04:48,520 - Hey, ya little spy! - Don't call him a spy. 110 00:04:48,522 --> 00:04:49,955 He is not a spy. 111 00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:52,991 I am a spy. You made me a card. 112 00:04:54,661 --> 00:04:56,094 All right, he is a spy. 113 00:04:56,096 --> 00:04:58,463 And guess what? He's working for me. 114 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:00,632 And he just got promoted. 115 00:05:03,102 --> 00:05:05,070 Superspy! 116 00:05:05,072 --> 00:05:07,873 - Dad. - Yeah? 117 00:05:07,875 --> 00:05:10,876 Dad...? 118 00:05:10,878 --> 00:05:13,745 Hey, superspy, tell me stuff. 119 00:05:13,747 --> 00:05:16,181 Riley wants to go to the school dance on... 120 00:05:16,183 --> 00:05:19,151 dun dun dun... cyclone night. 121 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:22,621 Oh. Wow. 122 00:05:22,623 --> 00:05:24,690 It's the same night? 123 00:05:24,692 --> 00:05:26,091 I understand. 124 00:05:26,093 --> 00:05:29,027 I understand completely. 125 00:05:29,029 --> 00:05:30,862 I'm sorry you'll have to miss the dance. 126 00:05:32,265 --> 00:05:34,266 Try again. 127 00:05:34,268 --> 00:05:35,801 (Clears throat) 128 00:05:35,803 --> 00:05:38,203 I'm sorry you'll have to miss the dance. 129 00:05:38,205 --> 00:05:40,739 Nope, same thing. 130 00:05:41,808 --> 00:05:44,009 But it's my first dance, dad. 131 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:47,612 - Oh! - Oh, boy. 132 00:05:47,614 --> 00:05:50,816 No, no, I'm down with this. 133 00:05:50,818 --> 00:05:53,085 Yeah, I said that. 134 00:05:53,087 --> 00:05:56,555 Dad, when it comes to this stuff, I don't think there's anything you can teach me. 135 00:05:56,557 --> 00:05:59,157 - Oh, boy! - (Groans loudly) 136 00:05:59,159 --> 00:06:00,992 I'm growing up, dad. 137 00:06:00,994 --> 00:06:04,963 - Oh, boy! - Goodbye! 138 00:06:06,032 --> 00:06:07,766 You're breaking him! 139 00:06:09,635 --> 00:06:11,737 You were a great father to me when I was a kid. 140 00:06:11,739 --> 00:06:14,206 Don't take this the wrong way, dad, 141 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:17,576 but there's just some things that mom can naturally teach me. 142 00:06:17,578 --> 00:06:19,211 Like, what do you know about makeup? 143 00:06:21,013 --> 00:06:23,181 I know it's what you're going to have to do with me. 144 00:06:27,186 --> 00:06:30,956 - Mom? - That went better than I thought. 145 00:06:35,094 --> 00:06:38,930 Friar. Farkle. Hart. 146 00:06:38,932 --> 00:06:40,899 You. 147 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:43,001 - Dad, I didn't... - Ferp! 148 00:06:43,003 --> 00:06:45,771 Okay. 149 00:06:48,207 --> 00:06:51,576 Well, guys, I've got your test results on Darwin to give back to you. 150 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:56,314 And, uh, I'm pleased to see some of you have evolved since the last quiz. 151 00:06:58,885 --> 00:06:59,985 Ha! 152 00:07:01,954 --> 00:07:03,155 Thanks, Farkle. 153 00:07:03,157 --> 00:07:04,956 Well, you were drowning, sir. 154 00:07:08,161 --> 00:07:09,961 Ms. Hart. 155 00:07:12,231 --> 00:07:14,366 Mr. Friar, nice work. 156 00:07:14,368 --> 00:07:18,036 - Thank you, sir. - Mr. Farkle. 157 00:07:18,038 --> 00:07:20,972 "A" number seven hundred. Huzzah! 158 00:07:20,974 --> 00:07:22,774 (Blows noisemaker) 159 00:07:24,677 --> 00:07:26,244 You. 160 00:07:26,246 --> 00:07:30,015 - You okay? - He gave me an "F." 161 00:07:30,017 --> 00:07:33,652 That's nuts. You're a solid "D" student. 162 00:07:35,054 --> 00:07:38,023 Mr. Friar, I took particular note of your position 163 00:07:38,025 --> 00:07:42,027 that evolution does not preclude the existence of... how did you put it? 164 00:07:42,029 --> 00:07:45,964 "A guiding hand that has your best interest at heart." 165 00:07:47,166 --> 00:07:50,735 - Yes, Ms. Hart? - You failed me. 166 00:07:53,906 --> 00:07:55,841 Why don't we talk about this after class. 167 00:07:55,843 --> 00:08:00,145 What's there to talk about? You failed me. 168 00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:02,814 You think I'm a failure. 169 00:08:04,183 --> 00:08:06,117 There's nothing more for you to teach me. 170 00:08:07,186 --> 00:08:10,155 Oh, come on! Both of you gotta say that? 171 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:16,761 What, you mean I lost you both? 172 00:08:16,763 --> 00:08:19,998 Maya! 173 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,666 You do not walk out of here! 174 00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:30,442 Go. 175 00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:39,284 No! 176 00:08:42,922 --> 00:08:44,222 Redecorating your locker? 177 00:08:44,224 --> 00:08:47,392 Nope. Cleaning it out. 178 00:08:47,394 --> 00:08:50,095 You want one? 'Cause it's the last one you're gonna get. 179 00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:54,432 - (Circus music plays) - (Whirs) 180 00:08:57,169 --> 00:08:59,104 Maya, it's just one "F." 181 00:08:59,106 --> 00:09:02,173 It's not about the paper, Riley. Your dad failed me. 182 00:09:02,175 --> 00:09:06,011 Yeah, I know. And I'm not going on the cyclone. I failed him. 183 00:09:06,013 --> 00:09:09,314 - Can't we just call it even? - No. We can just call it I'm leaving. 184 00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:12,050 Maya, I know you. You'll make a big deal about this, 185 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:14,986 pretend to leave school forever, and you'll be back by gym class. 186 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:19,190 - No, this time I mean it. - All right, Maya. I'll see you tomorrow. 187 00:09:19,192 --> 00:09:22,027 - No. You won't. - You'll pick me up at 7:00. 188 00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:24,329 I won't be there. 189 00:09:28,334 --> 00:09:31,736 Riley on computer: Hold me, daddy! Daddy, hold me! 190 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:33,905 Cory: I've got you, Riley! 191 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:37,976 - Riley: Daddy! - (Screaming) 192 00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:44,082 You okay, buddy? 193 00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:49,087 I lost the two most important girls in my life. 194 00:09:53,392 --> 00:09:55,493 How ya doin'? 195 00:09:55,495 --> 00:09:58,330 Still got that one. 196 00:09:58,332 --> 00:10:00,365 I'm hangin' on. 197 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:04,002 Well, I will always be here for you, daddy. 198 00:10:05,071 --> 00:10:07,772 Me and you, together forever. 199 00:10:09,075 --> 00:10:10,542 Thank you, Auggie. 200 00:10:10,544 --> 00:10:13,411 But you know that's really not the way it works, right? 201 00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:15,113 I know. 202 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:19,084 (Both moaning) 203 00:10:19,086 --> 00:10:21,953 Aw, my two sad, little men. 204 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:25,190 (Whispering) I'm not really sad, I'm just doing it for him. 205 00:10:25,192 --> 00:10:27,025 (Whispering) I know. 206 00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:30,028 - (Whispering) You got this? - (Whispering) I got it. 207 00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:37,035 You got it, Topanga? Are you gonna make this all better? 208 00:10:41,107 --> 00:10:43,241 Riley on computer: I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay. 209 00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:46,111 Hold me, daddy! Daddy! Hold me! 210 00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:51,249 - Daddy! - (Screaming) 211 00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:57,222 We always get the very last ride of the season. 212 00:10:57,224 --> 00:11:01,092 And I know once we stop going, we're never going back. 213 00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:02,894 Honey, it's just for this year. 214 00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:06,031 No. Topanga, this is exactly how traditions end. 215 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:10,168 Once we got moving on that ride, you should've heard her: 216 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:12,370 Whee! Ahhh! 217 00:11:13,939 --> 00:11:16,207 Whee! 218 00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:19,210 The best part was right before the big drop. 219 00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:22,047 I mean, you're going up, and it starts slowing down, 220 00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:23,448 but you know what's coming. 221 00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:25,917 Riley, she starts leaning closer to me, 222 00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:30,055 she puts her arms around me and holds on. 223 00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:32,257 What else is ever gonna be like that? 224 00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:34,626 Life. 225 00:11:34,628 --> 00:11:38,063 Oh, besides that. 226 00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:41,533 Cory, her first dance is hardly the end of your relationship. 227 00:11:41,535 --> 00:11:44,335 She said I have nothing left to teach her. 228 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:48,473 Our daddy-daughter story is... over. 229 00:11:49,408 --> 00:11:52,143 Her and Maya, gone. 230 00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:54,646 They moved on without me. 231 00:11:54,648 --> 00:11:56,548 They both got married. 232 00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:00,085 They have children now. 233 00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:03,955 They live in California, by some other roller coaster. 234 00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:08,660 Please. You know, no matter what, you are always going to be there. 235 00:12:08,662 --> 00:12:12,063 I mean, even if all someone wants is a little bit of alone time, 236 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:16,267 which is normal for a woman, you are there. 237 00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:21,039 Always. 238 00:12:22,975 --> 00:12:25,410 California. 239 00:12:30,449 --> 00:12:33,118 You made your point, okay? 240 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,954 You didn't come to school today and your teacher is really upset with you. 241 00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:40,091 He's not my teacher anymore. I now attend a prestigious online academy. 242 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:44,229 (Man with Brooklyn accent) Welcome to the Frank Mantucci on da computer school, 243 00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:47,632 where youse get out of it what you put into it. 244 00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:51,569 And what you need to put into it is 400 dollars. Gimme. 245 00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:54,973 - You paid that? - Free trial. 246 00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:57,108 I took the test to see if I qualify for the free trial. 247 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,277 Maya, it's a scam! They take anybody! 248 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:02,247 - Man: Congratulations! - I got in! 249 00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:05,150 Man: You are the first person to ever fail 250 00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:09,053 the Frank Mantucci on da computer school. 251 00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:11,956 - How'd you do dat? - (Mimics) How'd you do dat? 252 00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:16,060 Man: We asked: "Name?" You didn't put nuttin'. 253 00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:18,696 Well, at least you were smart enough not to give them your name. 254 00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:21,166 - It's not that I'm smart enough. - Then what is it? 255 00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:24,169 Maybe sometimes... 256 00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:26,104 I'm not so proud of who I am. 257 00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:29,040 - (Door opens) - How's it going in here? 258 00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:33,678 Mom, tell Maya to come back to school... regular school. 259 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:36,047 Hm... so you don't like this, huh? 260 00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:39,150 Of course not! Maya always comes to school with me! 261 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:42,220 She always picks me up at 7:00. I look forward to it! 262 00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:46,224 - Like a tradition? - Yeah! Oh... 263 00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:47,325 You know, even though you're a mother, 264 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,093 that was creepy good. 265 00:13:51,030 --> 00:13:52,997 So, Maya doesn't show up like she's supposed to 266 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:54,666 and how does that make you feel? 267 00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:57,202 Oh... 268 00:13:57,204 --> 00:13:59,671 Honey, you have to go to him. 269 00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:02,507 He feels bad. You have to go to your father. 270 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,743 I feel bad. Will he come to me? 271 00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:09,414 No. He's your teacher. He doesn't have to. 272 00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:11,482 - But he will. - What? 273 00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:14,152 He doesn't have to, but he will. 274 00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:17,021 - Why? - Because he's always there. 275 00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:18,089 (Door opens) 276 00:14:27,132 --> 00:14:28,700 Always. 277 00:14:36,275 --> 00:14:38,643 - Read it. - I don't want to do this, Mr. Matthews. 278 00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,612 - Sit down. - You can't tell me... 279 00:14:40,614 --> 00:14:41,679 I just did. 280 00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:46,050 Thanks. 281 00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:49,187 Go ahead. 282 00:14:51,523 --> 00:14:53,591 "Darwin animal studies were thought to be 283 00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:55,660 when the travels he took on the boat with the Beatles." 284 00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:58,129 Are you kidding me? 285 00:14:58,131 --> 00:14:59,631 Does she have to be here? 286 00:14:59,633 --> 00:15:01,733 What were you trying to do? 287 00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:04,202 I tried to write it like I was smart. 288 00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:05,570 You are smart. 289 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,205 What did you mean to say? 290 00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:09,374 Darwin studied animals. 291 00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:11,142 - What kind? - I don't know. 292 00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:12,543 - She does know. - I don't know. 293 00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:13,689 You think I don't what I don't know? 294 00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:15,214 I think you know more than you don't know, 295 00:15:15,245 --> 00:15:16,925 - but you don't know that! - You know what? 296 00:15:17,816 --> 00:15:21,219 - What did Darwin study? - Birds. 297 00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:25,423 - There you go. - Really? I got that one wrong. 298 00:15:26,558 --> 00:15:28,192 You want to be smart, Maya? 299 00:15:28,194 --> 00:15:30,094 Say what you mean. 300 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:32,664 I understood that perfectly, and you're correct. 301 00:15:32,666 --> 00:15:35,733 - That's all I had to say? - What was the name of his boat? 302 00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:37,201 The Beatles. 303 00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:42,874 The beagle. It's a tiny difference, but an important one. 304 00:15:42,876 --> 00:15:45,710 Because if you know it, Maya, you don't fail. 305 00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,179 I want to not fail. 306 00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:50,248 What kind of birds did he study? 307 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:51,416 - I don't know. - You do. 308 00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:52,417 - Finches. - And what else? 309 00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:54,252 Finches and mockingbirds. 310 00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:56,754 - Yes. - Yes. 311 00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:59,490 - How did you know she knew? - I know she listens to you. 312 00:16:00,426 --> 00:16:02,393 I listen to you. 313 00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:05,563 Then you won't fail... 314 00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,165 And then neither will I. 315 00:16:08,233 --> 00:16:11,135 How about some Turkey sandwiches? 316 00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:12,704 Darwin didn't study turkeys. 317 00:16:12,706 --> 00:16:15,273 He studied finches and mockingbirds. 318 00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:16,574 His boat was the beagle. 319 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:19,544 - And for extra credit? - Galapagos. 320 00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,446 The islands he studied were the galapagos. 321 00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:23,514 Because she listens to me. 322 00:16:25,351 --> 00:16:27,652 Hey, Maya. 323 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,187 Watch this. 324 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,623 You're giving me an "A"? 325 00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:36,394 No, I'm giving you a "C+." 326 00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:40,531 But I want you to see how easily an "F" can become an "A." 327 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:44,369 Nothing to be ashamed of anymore, Maya. 328 00:16:45,904 --> 00:16:49,273 - My dad doesn't live with... - It's okay. 329 00:16:50,442 --> 00:16:52,577 He's got this new family. 330 00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:55,279 - Maya, you don't have to... - I do have to. 331 00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:57,482 I have to be able to talk to you. 332 00:16:58,917 --> 00:17:01,452 If you give me an "F," 333 00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:04,655 if you decide I'm not worth working on... 334 00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:07,392 Maya, take a look around you. 335 00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:10,461 We're all here for you. 336 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:13,731 Does this look like we think you're not worth working on? 337 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:17,702 I just don't want to fail, Mr. Matthews. 338 00:17:19,304 --> 00:17:20,505 Thank you. 339 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,441 I don't want to go to the dance! 340 00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:25,610 The dance doesn't matter to me at all! 341 00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:29,280 I want to go on the cyclone with you more than anything in the world! 342 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:32,817 - You're going to the dance. - (Breathily) Hooray! 343 00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:34,986 I'm going to chaperone. 344 00:17:34,988 --> 00:17:36,047 - What's that mean? - Hand. 345 00:17:36,078 --> 00:17:37,522 - What's that mean? - Grown-up voice. 346 00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:40,358 Lucas, hello. 347 00:17:40,926 --> 00:17:42,360 What's that mean? 348 00:17:44,430 --> 00:17:48,699 (Soft pop music plays) 349 00:17:53,672 --> 00:17:55,473 You're a really good dancer, Lucas. 350 00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:57,008 Thanks, so are you. 351 00:17:57,010 --> 00:17:59,243 Look, everyone's copying us. 352 00:18:04,883 --> 00:18:06,918 The hat's just for me, isn't it? 353 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,487 You actually put thought into our little game, don't you? 354 00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:11,756 I actually do. 355 00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:15,359 (Shudders) 356 00:18:15,361 --> 00:18:16,461 (Shudders) 357 00:18:21,967 --> 00:18:24,802 (Music ends) 358 00:18:28,006 --> 00:18:30,741 Well, guys, it looks like the night is winding down. 359 00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:32,410 We hope you all enjoyed the dance. 360 00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:35,046 But before we go, I notice some fathers have arrived 361 00:18:35,048 --> 00:18:36,514 to pick up their daughters. 362 00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:39,050 I wonder if we might have one last dance. 363 00:18:39,052 --> 00:18:43,321 (Cheering) 364 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,791 A father-daughter dance. 365 00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:51,596 (Soft music plays) 366 00:18:58,737 --> 00:19:00,938 May I please have this dance? 367 00:19:08,413 --> 00:19:13,518 ♪ Ever you needed to talk ♪ 368 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,953 ♪ You can talk to me ♪ 369 00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:19,790 ♪ Could you talk to me ♪ 370 00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:22,360 Looks like maybe we have a new tradition. 371 00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:24,562 That's okay. 372 00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:27,665 Traditions are supposed to evolve... 373 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,033 Just like daughters. 374 00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:32,537 Sometimes daughters just need... 375 00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:35,573 What was that again, Mr. Friar? 376 00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:38,910 "A guiding hand that has your best interest at heart." 377 00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:44,448 There's still a whole lot I need you to teach me, dad. 378 00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:47,451 Thank you, Riley. 379 00:19:47,453 --> 00:19:50,521 There's still a whole lot I need you to teach me, too. 380 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:53,124 - Hey, he's my father. - Whatever you say. 381 00:19:53,126 --> 00:19:56,527 You do know that you're my father, right? 382 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:59,363 Yeah, I'm your father. 383 00:20:00,499 --> 00:20:01,899 Thank you, Riley. 384 00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:05,937 - How's that for make-up? - Perfect. 385 00:20:22,921 --> 00:20:26,824 Riley, I never want our daddy-daughter story to end. 386 00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:29,527 - Neither do I, dad. - It doesn't end. 387 00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:32,430 In any good book, you turn the page and there's another chapter. 388 00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:36,901 Daddy, since Riley's too big for you, maybe we could do something every year. 389 00:20:39,004 --> 00:20:41,672 Of course, Auggie. What do you have in mind? 390 00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:44,942 You and me. A singles cruise to Alaska. 391 00:20:46,545 --> 00:20:49,113 Well, I guess some traditions are meant to change. 392 00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:51,983 - (Door opens) - 'Sup, goofballs? 393 00:20:51,985 --> 00:20:53,618 Hey, Riley, 7:00. 394 00:20:57,055 --> 00:20:59,624 And some should always remain the same.