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sync and corrections by dreaMaker7
www.addic7ed.com
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I didn't know you were
looking for work again.
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Yeah, I have offers from a few hospitals.
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But if I'm gonna go back to
yanking out little miracles,
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it's got to be a perfect fit.
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And I know what you're
gonna ask my dating life,
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which you always do, even though
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- it's a little Luke-and-Leia-ish.
- So...
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you're dating someone?
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I'm dating lots of someones.
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Oh. It's fun.
I never... played the field before.
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Although it can get a
little weird sometimes.
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Like, on a first date,
have you ever showed a girl your...?
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Speaking of nuts.
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Hey, Mom.
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Uh, okay.
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No, no.
No, I don't think that's a good idea.
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Because there are trained
professionals there.
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No, I'm not calling you crazy.
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Uh, Kristen, Mom, Mom...
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maybe I should...
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Let me in! Let me in!
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Ryan, come on! It's an emergency!
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What?
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Oh!
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Oh, my God.
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That was close.
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I almost shook myself off outside your door.
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Sorry. He rolled in a
puddle on the way over here.
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I don't know why he always does that inside.
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Eh, he's a dog.
You could tell him to stop doing something
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- a thousand times.
- What if you forget
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to turn off your stove and then you
end up blowing up your whole building?
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- Okay, well, let me remind you...
- I'm sorry. Family business.
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I get it. I have to get to work.
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Oh, wait.
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Spare key.
I have to go into the office tonight,
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- so you can just pick him up whenever.
- Thanks.
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Sorry.
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No, you are not driving
through a parking garage.
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Because there are no parking garages there,
Mom.
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And you don't even have a car.
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You know what, this is why you and every...
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Hello?
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What's going on?
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Mom thinks she's ready
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to leave the sanitarium.
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I said no, obviously. Thank God
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I'm her legal guardian. Imagine if
these decisions were left up to her
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and not me. She'd be walking
the street with no clothes on,
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rooting through garbage,
just pissing and shitting in public.
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- And?
- Where are you going?
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To Clouds. Nobody hangs up on me
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in the middle of me yelling at them.
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Well, I was already planning
on visiting her today.
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I-I can talk to her for you.
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I think I'd rather do that myself.
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I can be a lot meaner than you can.
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Yeah,
but that's gonna put you in a bad mood.
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Besides, I can be pretty mean, too.
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- Bitch.
- Hoo, hoo, hoo.
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You're gonna have to do
a lot better than that,
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you dickless, syphilitic runt.
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She's good.
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Real good.
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"You're as crazy as your mother."
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That's what he said, right?
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The weird thing is I never
mentioned your mom to Bruce.
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Or whoever that old guy was.
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H-How do you think I
should bring up the idea
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of my mom leaving Clouds?
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I just don't want her to
get all worked up about it.
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I thought we were going out there
to ask Catherine about Bruce.
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We are. I just figured, while we're there,
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I might as well smooth things
over between Kristen and her.
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Why?
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You heard my sister on the phone.
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They're always at each
other's throats like that.
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It's up to me to keep the peace.
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Or maybe they keep bickering
because you stop the fights
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before they get to the late rounds,
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when the real heavy punches start landing
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and the weaknesses and
vulnerabilities get exposed
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and Bald Bull starts doing the Bull
Charge and, before you know it,
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Mario's just like...
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You don't know my family.
I have to stop things
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from blowing up before
it gets out of control.
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Look, I know your parents'
divorce must have been...
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a slight bummer.
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You mean the worst
experience of my childhood?
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But this isn't that.
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I know.
You're the one who made the comparison.
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Fine, whatever.
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As long as we're going
out to visit Catherine,
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that's all that matters.
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Ever since her cat died,
the burden of responsibility
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has fallen on me to cheer her
up when she's feeling blue,
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- to lick her face when it's covered in Funyun dust.
- Yeah, right.
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- You love the attention.
- Doesn't make it any less of a burden.
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Aw.
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Really?
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- What?
- Three-legged dogs
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are the scourge of the dog community.
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While the rest of us are out there
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working our asses off to get some attention,
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these lazy pieces of shit just rock up
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and get treated like royalty.
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Drop it, boy. Drop it.
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Good boy! Good boy, Ralston.
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I didn't know you had a dog,
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- Dr. Cahill.
- He doesn't.
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He has three-fourths of one.
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Oh, I got Ralston years ago
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after I suffered a traumatic incident.
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I don't know if I ever told you this,
but I... I was...
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- Raped?
- Gang-raped.
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Let me give you some advice, young man.
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Think before you blare your horn at a van.
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Thanks to Ralston, it's getting easier
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for me to talk about the, uh...
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incident, and he seems
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to inspire a lot of the patients here,
as well,
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so I bring him in a few times a month.
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Please.
The only thing a three-legged dog inspires
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is overcoming your worst fears
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and doing the impossible
and achieving your dreams.
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It's like, eat a dick, dude.
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Hey, your mom looks different.
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So healthy. Did she do a cleanse?
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There he is! Oh, come here, boy!
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Excuse me, Ryan. Duty calls.
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- Oh.
- Watch out, Catherine.
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There's my little snuggle-butt.
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Hi.
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- Oh, you come here.
- Hey, Mom.
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Oh. Hi, Ryan.
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Sweetie.
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Dr. Cahill.
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Morning, Catherine.
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Well, I'll leave you two to catch up.
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Mom, do you know a guy named Bruce?
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Mom?
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I knew this day would come.
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I-I should have told you
about him a long time ago.
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I don't know how I ever let him
suck me into those stupid games.
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Games?
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Every Wednesday night,
we'd sneak down into the boiler room.
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Wait. What?
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Poker.
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Gambling is against the rules.
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We're talking about Bruce Chang, right?
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Down-down the hall in room 204?
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And you're sure you don't
know any other Bruces?
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It's not like I get a chance
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to meet a lot of new people here.
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I'm gonna get some lemon.
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My name's Wilfred.
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It's nice
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to meet you.
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Ah, I forgot.
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You can't do that, can you?
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Oh, hey,
want to see what a human vagina looks like?
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Check it out.
I put my paws like this, and you put your...
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Oh, shit.
You can't really do anything, can you?
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Listen, Kristen told me you're
thinking about leaving Clouds.
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Oh, I get it.
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Kristen sent you here to
be her happiness assassin.
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No, I'd...
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We'd love to see you back out in the world,
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but we tried it once, and it didn't work.
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I'm on new medication,
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and Dr. Cahill says I'm
doing better than ever.
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I've given this a lot of thought,
Ryan, and...
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I don't want to die in here.
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Well, I guess if you think you're ready.
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Oh, honey, thank you.
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I know it's legally Kristen's decision,
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but it'll help that you're on my side.
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Yeah.
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Why don't you let me talk to Kristen?
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I'll catch her when she's in a good mood.
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Look...
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I know I'm a little kooky,
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but...
in some ways, sanity is like my fourth leg,
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and if Ralston can get by without his,
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so can I.
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I can't believe I let this happen.
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Remind me to never agree to anything
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while I'm listening to R.
Kelly on muscle relaxants.
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Mom will be fine, and if she's not,
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I'm only a few blocks away, like we agreed.
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Well, I, for one, am thrilled for Catherine.
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Oh, what? You think I'm only glad
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'cause she's away from that
three-legged freak show?
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The idea that I might
be even a little jealous
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of Ralston is just...
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It's-it's just...
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Hello?
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What the hell?!
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That's my head-laying lap!
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Why-why are you here so early?
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You told us to come over at 11:00.
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- I'm pretty sure I said 1:00.
- Mom, you definitely said 11:00.
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Hey, Cathy-cakes, have you seen my...?
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Whoa.
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Looks like
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Ralston isn't the only
three-legged dog in Mom's life.
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Kristen! Kristen?!
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This is why you wanted to move out?
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So you could carry on a secret
affair with your therapist?
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It's not an affair.
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- Elliott and I are in love!
- Okay.
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Even if you think you're in love,
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which I find very hard to believe,
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it's completely unethical...
not to mention illegal...
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for a doctor to have a
relationship with his patient!
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You are going back to Clouds
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where you'll never see Elliott again,
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because his ass is getting fired.
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No!
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- I'm never going back!
- Yes, you are!
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Mom, go inside. Please.
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That's nice, Mom. Yeah.
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Real mature!
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Is it so horrible
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that she'd find someone
after all these years?
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She's obviously not well,
and Dr. Cahill knows that.
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So either he's criminally
taking advantage of her,
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or he's just as insane as she is.
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So, you're prepared to throw
away your whole relationship
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- with Mom?
- She's the one throwing it away!
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At least take a day to think about it...
for me.
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After you've calmed down,
if you still feel the same way...
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I'll support your decision.
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Do it.
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Just do it!
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Cut it off!
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Come on! We had a pact!
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What do you mean,
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this is the first you're
hearing about a pact,
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and I cut off your arm with a
chainsaw after drugging you?
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What are you doing?
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I thought you hated three-legged dogs.
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As long as Ralston is still
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in Catherine's life, I don't stand a chance
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at reclaiming her affections.
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Well, you don't have to
chop off your arm or... leg.
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Kristen is gonna end up
sending Mom back to Clouds,
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so Ralston's out of the picture.
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We both know that's not gonna happen.
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You'll find a way to keep the peace
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between Catherine and Kristen.
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You always do.
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Seriously, Bear,
if you don't cut this leg off,
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I'm breaking up with you.
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Oh, what do you mean,
"That's a brilliant idea"?
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What do you mean,
the solution to both of our problems is
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for Ryan to break up
Catherine and Dr. Cahill?
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What do you mean, I always say
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"What do you mean,"
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then repeat everything you just said,
word for word?
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We often spoke about our feelings,
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but we were celibate at Clouds.
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It was only after your mother left that I,
uh...
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well, how should I put this delicately?
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um... knocked the dust off it?
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Well... uh, either way,
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Kristen still thinks she can get you fired.
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Then let them fire me.
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Ryan, do you know the day I realized
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that your mother wasn't just
another run-of-the-mill,
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delusional, bipolar, manic-depressive?
273
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We were in group, and she was reading a poem
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that she had written
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about a dwarf stuck in a laundry machine.
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Since that day, we have brought each other
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nothing but happiness.
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If I end this relationship,
clinically speaking,
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then I'm going to be making
her the opposite of happy.
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Sad.
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Right.
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But-but if you don't break up with her,
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Kristen will use your relationship
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to send her back to Clouds.
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Not only that.
You saw the way they were fighting.
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This would tear them apart.
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Maybe irreparably.
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Ugh!
I'd hate to be the cause of familial strife.
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If you truly love her, let her go.
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I guess we're all just...
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dwarves stuck in laundry machines.
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Oh, goddamn. I'm sorry.
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I'm not a monster, Ryan.
I agreed not to tell Clouds
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about that quack boning our mother,
didn't I?
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I'm just saying, she had her heart broken.
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She needs our support
right now more than ever.
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Loud and clear, Ryan, and with Ralston
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finally out of her life,
Mom's going to need a lot
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of showering me with love
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to get her through this horrible depression.
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I'll get it!
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I'll get it! I'll get it!
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I'll get it. I'll get it.
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Ryan, hurry up. Open this door.
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I'll get it! I'll get it!
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- What the hell is he doing here?!
- Hi, Mom.
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Don't you dare step one
non-foot in this house!
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Settle down, Wilfred.
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I thought Ralston belonged to Dr. Cahill.
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He did, but when we broke up,
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Elliott said he knew how
much Ralston meant to me,
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so he said I could keep him.
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Don't worry.
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I left him with something to remember me by,
too.
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And I hope it burns.
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- Ew, Mom.
- What?
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I-I gave him some of my old incense.
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He said he felt like we
were moving too fast,
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and he wasn't sure if he was
ready to give up his career.
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- I'm sorry, Mom.
- Well, maybe you were right.
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Maybe he was taking advantage
of his position. Also,
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he dropped the rape card way too much.
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You don't get out of doing the dishes
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just because you got gang-raped.
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I'm just glad you got away from him.
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Look at him, getting my lap, my treats.
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Catherine!
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Catherine!
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Catherine!
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Catherine!
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Dr. Cahill, what-what are you doing here?
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I was at the bar trying to forget
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how much my life totally sucks
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00:14:01,595 --> 00:14:02,875
when I got your Facebook message.
335
00:14:02,901 --> 00:14:04,056
My Facebook message?
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00:14:04,082 --> 00:14:06,923
Yeah, I left as soon as I read it.
337
00:14:06,949 --> 00:14:08,284
Actually, it's not true.
338
00:14:08,310 --> 00:14:10,114
First I accepted your friend request,
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00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:11,775
then I checked out all your photos,
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00:14:11,801 --> 00:14:13,401
and I read everything on your wall.
341
00:14:13,427 --> 00:14:15,394
Oh, my God, I didn't know you were friends
342
00:14:15,420 --> 00:14:17,320
with the Squishy Tits chick.
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00:14:17,596 --> 00:14:19,562
We should totally hang out sometime.
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00:14:19,630 --> 00:14:21,697
- Catherine!
- What exactly did I say in my message
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00:14:21,765 --> 00:14:23,232
that got you so... excited?
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00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:24,533
Well, that Kristen changed her mind,
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00:14:24,601 --> 00:14:26,267
and I should come right away.
348
00:14:26,335 --> 00:14:28,501
Oh, and to please sign your petition
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00:14:28,569 --> 00:14:31,703
making fake-throwing gestures a felony.
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00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:33,904
I'm all about that. Catherine!
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00:14:33,972 --> 00:14:35,670
- Okay, we should go. Right now.
- What?
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00:14:35,738 --> 00:14:37,171
- I signed your weird petition!
- Elliott?
353
00:14:37,238 --> 00:14:38,572
Catherine!
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00:14:38,598 --> 00:14:40,099
Oh, my God, Catherine.
355
00:14:40,125 --> 00:14:42,057
Ryan, what is he doing here?!
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00:14:42,083 --> 00:14:44,515
Oh, honey, I'm so sorry. Please forgive me.
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00:14:44,541 --> 00:14:47,521
I did not mean what I said.
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00:14:47,547 --> 00:14:49,547
Being apart from you this past...
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00:14:49,615 --> 00:14:52,646
uh, day has made me realize
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00:14:52,714 --> 00:14:57,084
what life was like without you, and it...
blew.
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00:14:57,152 --> 00:14:59,152
I don't ever want to lose you again.
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00:14:59,220 --> 00:15:00,687
In fact... Cat...
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00:15:00,755 --> 00:15:02,857
Yeah. Whoa. Hold that.
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00:15:02,925 --> 00:15:05,989
Catherine Elizabeth
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Culpepper-Newman, will you marry me?
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Yes!
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00:15:13,298 --> 00:15:14,630
That is it!
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00:15:14,656 --> 00:15:17,721
I am calling Clouds!
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Aah! Oh, my God.
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00:15:20,512 --> 00:15:24,382
Ryan, I'm getting married!
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00:15:29,459 --> 00:15:31,060
What are you doing here?
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00:15:31,127 --> 00:15:33,863
I'm sorry.
Do I detect a note of anger in your voice?
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00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:36,176
You're joking, right?
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00:15:36,202 --> 00:15:39,531
- Where are we going?
- I'm going to my mom's.
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00:15:39,557 --> 00:15:41,759
Kristen's there waiting for the
Clouds people to come get her.
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00:15:41,785 --> 00:15:43,620
I can't let that happen.
377
00:15:46,185 --> 00:15:47,685
"Weird pic. SMH."
378
00:15:47,753 --> 00:15:51,389
Why are people commenting
on a Facebook photo?
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00:15:51,456 --> 00:15:53,291
I didn't post anything today.
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00:15:57,330 --> 00:15:59,032
Jesus Christ!
381
00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:01,370
You're posting dick pics on my Facebook?
382
00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:05,809
Dick pics? I had my tail between
my legs because I was nervous.
383
00:16:05,876 --> 00:16:07,310
Even after I changed the password?
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00:16:07,378 --> 00:16:09,746
Stop going on my Facebook!
385
00:16:09,813 --> 00:16:11,314
And that message that you sent last night?
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00:16:11,382 --> 00:16:12,682
Thanks to you, my mom and Kristen
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00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:14,083
are gonna tear each other's heads off!
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00:16:14,151 --> 00:16:16,788
So what? Let them. It's easy for you to say
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00:16:16,855 --> 00:16:18,959
when it's not on you to stop
the family from falling apart.
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00:16:19,027 --> 00:16:21,862
Why is it on you, Ryan?
I get how hard it must have been
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00:16:21,929 --> 00:16:23,930
to see your parents
fighting when you were kids,
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00:16:23,998 --> 00:16:25,498
even harder to watch them split up,
393
00:16:25,566 --> 00:16:26,999
but it wasn't your fault.
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00:16:27,067 --> 00:16:28,301
There's nothing you could have done.
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00:16:28,368 --> 00:16:29,470
What does that have to do with this?
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00:16:29,538 --> 00:16:30,973
Just because
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00:16:30,999 --> 00:16:32,799
conflict tore your
parents apart doesn't mean
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00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,826
it'll do the same with
your mom and your sister.
399
00:16:34,852 --> 00:16:37,093
Stop trying to analyze me.
You're not a psychiatrist.
400
00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:39,284
I'm just saying,
letting them slug it out now
401
00:16:39,351 --> 00:16:41,219
will be healthy for them in the long run.
402
00:16:41,287 --> 00:16:43,819
Any psychiatrist would tell
you exactly the same thing.
403
00:16:43,887 --> 00:16:45,857
Yeah. You look really nervous.
404
00:16:47,161 --> 00:16:48,829
Let's go.
405
00:16:48,897 --> 00:16:50,999
- I thought I wasn't going.
- You are now.
406
00:16:51,603 --> 00:16:53,737
She's down the hall in the bedroom.
407
00:16:53,773 --> 00:16:56,326
Craig, Shawn,
this whole thing's a big misunderstanding.
408
00:16:56,352 --> 00:16:57,919
Sorry, Dr. C, we've got orders.
409
00:16:57,987 --> 00:17:00,121
Wait! Please, don't do this. I'm her son.
410
00:17:00,189 --> 00:17:03,455
And I'm her legal guardian. Go!
411
00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:05,258
Kristen, please.
412
00:17:05,326 --> 00:17:06,959
I'm doing it for her, Ryan.
413
00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:09,392
Don't touch me! Get your hands off me!
414
00:17:09,460 --> 00:17:12,364
You're not my daughter!
415
00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:14,200
No daughter of mine would purposefully try
416
00:17:14,268 --> 00:17:15,901
to destroy my happiness!
417
00:17:15,969 --> 00:17:17,969
You know,
I didn't ask to be in this situation.
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00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,439
Maybe if I had a normal mother,
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00:17:19,507 --> 00:17:20,441
I wouldn't be!
420
00:17:20,508 --> 00:17:21,909
Don't interfere, Ryan.
421
00:17:21,977 --> 00:17:24,218
Letting them slug it out now
is gonna be healthy for them
422
00:17:24,245 --> 00:17:25,914
in the long run.
Trust me, I'm a psychiatrist.
423
00:17:25,981 --> 00:17:27,316
- Yes, you are.
- You make me go back there,
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00:17:27,385 --> 00:17:28,584
and that is the last you'll hear from me.
425
00:17:28,652 --> 00:17:30,584
Don't bother visiting.
426
00:17:30,652 --> 00:17:31,292
Don't even call!
427
00:17:31,318 --> 00:17:32,386
Fine with me.
428
00:17:32,412 --> 00:17:34,780
I'm sure it'll be easier
to spend all my time
429
00:17:34,823 --> 00:17:36,392
managing your craziness from a distance!
430
00:17:36,460 --> 00:17:38,559
Oh, because you're such a martyr!
431
00:17:38,627 --> 00:17:40,960
Why don't you want me to be happy?!
432
00:17:41,028 --> 00:17:43,262
- Because it's not fair!
- What do you mean, it's not fair?!
433
00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:45,400
Because I'm not happy!
434
00:17:48,971 --> 00:17:51,339
It's not fair
435
00:17:51,407 --> 00:17:55,376
that everybody else gets
to be happy except me!
436
00:17:55,402 --> 00:17:57,468
I ruined my marriage!
437
00:17:57,494 --> 00:18:00,056
Nobody wants me now!
438
00:18:00,082 --> 00:18:01,921
I don't have any job offers.
439
00:18:01,947 --> 00:18:04,417
And playing the field?
440
00:18:04,485 --> 00:18:06,817
I had one date in the last three months,
441
00:18:06,843 --> 00:18:08,943
and it was with a kiln
operator from Color Me Mine,
442
00:18:08,969 --> 00:18:11,706
and he just, like, hit it and quit it!
443
00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:16,660
Oh, honey.
444
00:18:18,663 --> 00:18:20,931
Oh, come here.
445
00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:26,705
Anything you want to say?
446
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:29,772
No. I'm good.
447
00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:32,475
No, I mean to me, like, "You were right."
448
00:18:32,543 --> 00:18:33,944
Shut up, Wilfred.
449
00:18:34,012 --> 00:18:37,078
Oh...
450
00:18:38,623 --> 00:18:42,019
I assume you're gonna get
back to focusing on the cult?
451
00:18:42,045 --> 00:18:43,879
- I don't think so.
- What?
452
00:18:43,946 --> 00:18:45,813
We've come so far.
453
00:18:45,881 --> 00:18:50,049
Maybe if my mom knew something about Bruce,
but I don't know.
454
00:18:50,116 --> 00:18:52,353
We're at a dead end for now.
455
00:18:52,421 --> 00:18:54,690
Are you still pissed off at Ralston?
456
00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:56,125
Ah, no.
457
00:18:56,151 --> 00:18:59,231
I've accepted I'll never be as
loved as a three-legged dog.
458
00:18:59,299 --> 00:19:01,368
They're just so damn inspirational.
459
00:19:01,436 --> 00:19:03,071
Hmm. That's big of you.
460
00:19:03,138 --> 00:19:05,340
Yeah, it was tough moving on from that,
461
00:19:05,408 --> 00:19:07,776
but I was inspired by Ralston to do so.
462
00:19:07,843 --> 00:19:11,914
It was also tough telling him
that I was inspired by him,
463
00:19:11,981 --> 00:19:13,849
but I was inspired by him to do that, too.
464
00:19:15,752 --> 00:19:18,788
And just then,
telling you that I was inspired by him
465
00:19:18,855 --> 00:19:20,690
to tell him I was inspired by him,
466
00:19:20,758 --> 00:19:23,326
that was probably the hardest
thing of all for me to say.
467
00:19:23,394 --> 00:19:25,996
But I was inspired by Ralston to do that,
also.
468
00:19:26,063 --> 00:19:28,498
And when I admitted to you just now that...
469
00:19:28,566 --> 00:19:31,402
Oh, there you are. Come here, Wilfred!
470
00:19:31,469 --> 00:19:33,205
At least I'll always be someone's favorite.
471
00:19:33,231 --> 00:19:34,901
Ryan, I keep forgetting.
472
00:19:34,927 --> 00:19:37,829
- Here's your spare key back.
- I'll get it!
473
00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:41,983
Wilfred!
474
00:19:42,050 --> 00:19:43,852
I'm okay. I'm okay.
475
00:19:45,956 --> 00:19:49,824
Holy... shit!
476
00:19:49,892 --> 00:19:51,593
I'm a three-legged dog, dude!
477
00:19:54,293 --> 00:19:57,465
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