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I didn't know you were
looking for work again.
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Yeah, I have offers
from a few hospitals.
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But if I'm gonna go back
to yanking out little miracles,
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it's got to be a perfect fit.
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And I know what you're gonna ask
about next: my dating life,
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which you always do, even though
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it's a little Luke-and-Leia-ish.
So...
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you're dating someone?
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I'm dating lots of someones.
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Oh. It's fun.
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I never played the field before.
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Although it can get
a little weird sometimes.
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Like, on a first date, have
you ever showed a girl your...?
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(phone vibrates)
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Speaking of nuts.
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Hey, Mom.
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Uh, okay.
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No, no. No, I don't think
that's a good idea.
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Because there are trained
professionals there.
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No, I'm not calling you crazy.
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Mom, Mom, listen... Uh, Kristen,
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maybe I should...
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Let me in! Let me in!
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Ryan, come on!
It's an emergency!
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What?
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Oh!
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Oh, my God.
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That was close.
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I almost shook myself
off outside your door.
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(Jenna groans)
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Sorry. He rolled in a puddle
on the way over here.
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I don't know why
he always does that inside.
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Eh, he's a dog. You could tell
him to stop doing something
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a thousand times.
KRISTEN:
What if you forget
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to turn off your stove
and then you end up blowing
up your whole building?
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Okay, well, let me remind you...
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I'm sorry. Family business.
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I get it. I have to get to work.
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Oh, wait.
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Spare key. I have to go
into the office tonight,
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so you can just pick
him up whenever.
Thanks.
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Sorry.
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KRISTEN:
No, you are not driving
through a parking garage.
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Because there are
no parking garages there, Mom.
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And you don't even have a car.
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You know what, this is
why you and every...
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Hello?
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(groans)
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What's going on?
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Mom thinks she's ready
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to leave the sanitarium.
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I said no, obviously. Thank God
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I'm her legal guardian.
Imagine if these decisions
were left up to her
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and not me. She'd be walking
the street with no clothes on,
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rooting through garbage, just
pissing and shitting in public.
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And? Where are you going?
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To Clouds. Nobody hangs up on me
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in the middle
of me yelling at them.
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Well, I was already planning
on visiting her today.
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I-I can talk to her for you.
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I think I'd rather
do that myself.
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I can be a lot meaner
than you can.
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Yeah, but that's gonna put you
in a bad mood.
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Besides,
I can be pretty mean, too.
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Bitch. Hoo, hoo, hoo.
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You're gonna have to do
a lot better than that,
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you dickless, syphilitic runt.
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She's good.
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Real good.
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"You're as crazy
as your mother."
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That's what he said, right?
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The weird thing is I never
mentioned your mom to Bruce.
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Or whoever that old guy was.
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H-How do you think
I should bring up the idea
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of my mom leaving Clouds?
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I just don't want her
to get all worked up about it.
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I thought we were
going out there to ask
Catherine about Bruce.
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We are. I just figured,
while we're there,
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I might as well smooth things
over between Kristen and her.
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Why?
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You heard my sister
on the phone.
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They're always at each other's
throats like that.
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It's up to me to keep the peace.
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Or maybe they keep bickering
because you stop the fights
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before they get
to the late rounds,
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when the real heavy
punches start landing
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and the weaknesses and
vulnerabilities get exposed
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and Bald Bull starts
doing the Bull Charge
and, before you know it,
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Mario's just like...
(video game sound)
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You don't know my family.
I have to stop things
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from blowing up
before it gets out of control.
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Look, I know your parents'
divorce must have been...
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a slight bummer.
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You mean the worst experience
of my childhood?
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But this isn't that.
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I know. You're the one
who made the comparison.
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Fine, whatever.
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As long as we're going
out to visit Catherine,
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that's all that matters.
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Ever since her cat died,
the burden of responsibility
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has fallen on me to cheer her
up when she's feeling blue,
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to lick her face when it's
covered in Funyun dust.
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Yeah, right.
You love the attention.
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Doesn't make it
any less of a burden.
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Aw.
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(chuckles) WILFRED: Really?
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What? Three-legged dogs
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are the scourge
of the dog community.
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While the rest of us
are out there
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working our asses off
to get some attention,
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these lazy pieces of
shit just rock up
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and get treated like royalty.
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Drop it, boy. Drop it.
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Good boy! Good boy, Ralston.
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RYAN:
I didn't know
you had a dog,
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Dr. Cahill. He doesn't.
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He has three-fourths of one.
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Oh, I got Ralston years ago
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after I suffered
a traumatic incident.
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I don't know if I ever
told you this, but I... I was...
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Raped? Gang-raped.
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Let me give you
some advice, young man.
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Think before you blare
your horn at a van.
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Thanks to Ralston,
it's getting easier
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for me to talk about the, uh...
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incident, and he seems
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to inspire a lot
of the patients here, as well,
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so I bring him in
a few times a month.
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Please. The only thing a
three-legged dog inspires
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is overcoming your worst fears
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and doing the impossible
and achieving your dreams.
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It's like, eat a dick, dude.
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Hey, your mom looks different.
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So healthy. Did
she do a cleanse?
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There he is! Oh, come here, boy!
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Excuse me, Ryan. Duty calls.
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Oh. Watch out, Catherine.
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There's my little snuggle-butt.
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Hi.
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Oh, you come here. Hey, Mom.
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Oh. Hi, Ryan.
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Sweetie.
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(laughs) Dr. Cahill.
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Morning, Catherine.
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Well, I'll leave you two
to catch up.
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Mom, do you know
a guy named Bruce?
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Mom?
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I knew this day would come.
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(sighs)
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I should have told you
about him a long time ago.
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I don't know how I ever let him
suck me into those stupid games.
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Games?
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Every Wednesday night, we'd
sneak down into the boiler room.
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Wait. What?
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(whispers): Poker.
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Gambling is against the rules.
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We're talking
about Bruce Chang, right?
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Down-down the hall in room 204?
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And you're sure you don't
know any other Bruces?
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It's not like I get a chance
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to meet a lot
of new people here.
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I'm gonna get some lemon.
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My name's Wilfred.
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Nice to meet you.
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Ah, I forgot.
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You can't do that, can you?
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Oh, hey, want to see
what a human vagina looks like?
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Check it out. I put my paws
like this, and you put your...
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Oh, shit. You can't really
do anything, can you?
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(sighs)
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Listen, Kristen told me you're
thinking about leaving Clouds.
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Oh, I get it.
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Kristen sent you here to be
her happiness assassin.
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No, I'd...
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We'd love to see you
back out in the world,
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but we tried it once,
and it didn't work.
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I'm on new medication,
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and Dr. Cahill says
I'm doing better than ever.
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I've given this a lot
of thought, Ryan, and...
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I don't want to die in here.
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Well, I guess if you
think you're ready.
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Oh, honey, thank you.
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(sighs)
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I know it's legally
Kristen's decision,
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but it'll help
that you're on my side.
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Yeah.
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Why don't you let
me talk to Kristen?
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I'll catch her when
she's in a good mood.
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Look...
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I know I'm a little kooky,
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but... in some ways,
sanity is like my fourth leg,
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and if Ralston can get by
without his,
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so can I.
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(laughs)
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I can't believe
I let this happen.
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Remind me to never agree
to anything
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while I'm listening to R. Kelly
on muscle relaxants.
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Mom will be fine,
and if she's not,
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I'm only a few blocks
away, like we agreed.
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Well, I, for one, am
thrilled for Catherine.
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Oh, what? You think
I'm only glad
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'cause she's away from that
three-legged freak show?
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The idea that I might be
even a little jealous
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of Ralston is just...
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It's-it's just...
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Hello?
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What the hell?!
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That's my head-laying lap!
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Why-why are you here so early?
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You told us to
come over at 11:00.
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I'm pretty sure I said 1:00.
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Mom, you definitely said 11:00.
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Hey, Cathy-cakes,
have you seen my...?
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Whoa.
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Looks like
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Ralston isn't the only
three-legged dog in Mom's life.
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Kristen? Kristen?! (sighs)
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This is why
you wanted to move out?
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So you could carry on a secret
affair with your therapist?
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It's not an affair.
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Elliott and I are in love! Okay.
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Even if you think
you're in love,
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which I find very hard
to believe,
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it's completely unethical...
not to mention illegal...
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for a doctor to have
a relationship with his patient.
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You are going back to Clouds
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where you'll never
see Elliott again,
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because his ass
is getting fired.
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No!
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I'm never going back!
Yes, you are!
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Mom, go inside. Please.
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That's nice, Mom. Yeah.
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Real mature!
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Is it so horrible
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that she'd find someone
after all these years?
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She's obviously not well,
and Dr. Cahill knows that.
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So either he's criminally
taking advantage of her,
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or he's just as insane
as she is.
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So, you're prepared
to throw away
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your whole relationship
with Mom?
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She's the one throwing it away!
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At least take a day
to think about it, for me.
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After you've calmed down, if
you still feel the same way...
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I'll support your decision.
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(scoffs)
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WILFRED: Do it.
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Just do it!
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Cut it off!
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Come on! We had a pact!
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00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:02,734
What do you mean,
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this is the first you're
hearing about a pact,
252
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and I cut off your arm with a
chainsaw after drugging you?
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00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:08,440
What are you doing?
254
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I thought you hated
three-legged dogs.
255
00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:12,110
As long as Ralston is still
in Catherine's life,
256
00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:15,046
I don't stand a chance
of reclaiming her affections.
257
00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:17,649
Well, you don't have
to chop off your arm... or leg.
258
00:10:17,651 --> 00:10:20,385
Kristen is gonna end up
sending Mom back to Clouds,
259
00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:21,720
so Ralston's out of the picture.
260
00:10:21,722 --> 00:10:23,421
We both know
that's not gonna happen.
261
00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:25,390
You'll find a way
to keep the peace
262
00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:26,958
between Catherine and Kristen.
263
00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,226
You always do.
264
00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:31,329
Seriously, Bear, if you
don't cut this leg off,
265
00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:32,931
I'm breaking up with you.
266
00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:36,434
Oh, what do you mean,
"That's a brilliant idea"?
267
00:10:36,436 --> 00:10:39,604
What do you mean, the solution
to both of our problems is
268
00:10:39,606 --> 00:10:41,906
for Ryan to break up
Catherine and Dr. Cahill?
269
00:10:41,908 --> 00:10:44,743
What do you mean, I always say
270
00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:46,244
"What do you mean,"
271
00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:50,315
then repeat everything
you just said, word for word?
272
00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:54,285
We often spoke
about our feelings,
273
00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:56,521
but we were celibate at Clouds.
274
00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:59,424
It was only after
your mother left that I, uh...
275
00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:01,926
well, how should I put this
delicately?...
276
00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:05,864
um... knocked the dust off it?
277
00:11:07,299 --> 00:11:09,501
Well... uh, either way,
278
00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:12,270
Kristen still thinks
she can get you fired.
279
00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:13,605
Then let them fire me.
280
00:11:13,607 --> 00:11:15,940
Ryan, do you know
the day I realized
281
00:11:15,942 --> 00:11:19,511
that your mother wasn't just
another run-of-the-mill,
282
00:11:19,513 --> 00:11:22,714
delusional, bipolar,
manic-depressive?
283
00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:25,784
We were in group,
and she was reading a poem
284
00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:27,952
that she had written
285
00:11:27,954 --> 00:11:31,056
about a dwarf
stuck in a laundry machine.
286
00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:33,725
Since that day,
we have brought each other
287
00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:35,694
nothing but happiness.
288
00:11:35,696 --> 00:11:39,330
If I end this relationship,
clinically speaking,
289
00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:44,936
then I'm going to be making her
the opposite of happy.
290
00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:48,139
Sad. Sad. Sad.
291
00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:49,908
Right.
292
00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:51,910
But-but if you don't
break up with her,
293
00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:53,745
Kristen will use
your relationship
294
00:11:53,747 --> 00:11:55,346
to send her back to Clouds.
295
00:11:55,348 --> 00:11:58,983
Not only that. You saw the
way they were fighting.
296
00:11:58,985 --> 00:12:01,352
This would tear them apart.
297
00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:04,055
Maybe irreparably.
298
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,857
(sighs)
299
00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:08,593
I'd hate to be the cause
of familial strife.
300
00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:13,665
If you truly love her,
let her go.
301
00:12:16,435 --> 00:12:18,770
I guess we're all just...
302
00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:21,673
(voice breaking):
dwarves stuck
in laundry machines.
303
00:12:21,675 --> 00:12:24,242
Oh, goddamn.
304
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:26,444
I'm sorry. (sobbing)
305
00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:28,913
I'm not a monster, Ryan.
I agreed not to tell Clouds
306
00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,281
about that quack
boning our mother, didn't I?
307
00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:32,050
I'm just saying,
she had her heart broken.
308
00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:34,085
She needs our support
right now more than ever.
309
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:36,888
Loud and clear, Ryan,
and with Ralston
310
00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:39,724
finally out of her life,
Mom's going to need a lot
311
00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:41,092
of showering me with love
312
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,394
to get her through
this horrible depression.
313
00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:44,896
(knocking) I'll get it!
314
00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:47,265
I'll get it! I'll get it!
315
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:48,433
I'll get it. I'll get it.
316
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,368
Ryan, hurry up. Open this door.
317
00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:53,104
I'll get it! I'll get it!
318
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:56,107
What the hell is he doing here?!
Hi, Mom.
319
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,710
Don't you dare step one
non-foot in this house!
320
00:12:58,712 --> 00:13:00,245
Settle down, Wilfred.
321
00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:02,046
I thought Ralston belonged
to Dr. Cahill.
322
00:13:02,048 --> 00:13:04,916
He did, but when we broke up,
323
00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:08,052
Elliott said he knew how much
Ralston meant to me,
324
00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:10,555
so he said I could keep him.
325
00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:12,056
Don't worry.
326
00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:15,593
I left him with something
to remember me by, too.
327
00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:18,062
And I hope it burns.
328
00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:19,798
Ew, Mom. What?
329
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:22,734
I-I gave him
some of my old incense.
330
00:13:24,937 --> 00:13:27,105
He said he felt like
we were moving too fast,
331
00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:30,141
and he wasn't sure if he was
ready to give up his career.
332
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:32,177
KRISTEN:
I'm sorry, Mom.
Well, maybe you were right.
333
00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:34,746
Maybe he was taking advantage
of his position.
334
00:13:34,748 --> 00:13:38,116
Also, he dropped
the rape card way too much.
335
00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:40,018
You don't get out
of doing the dishes
336
00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:42,287
just because you got gang-raped.
337
00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:44,789
I'm just glad you
got away from him.
338
00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:46,925
Look at him,
getting my lap, my treats.
339
00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:50,461
CAHILL: Catherine!
340
00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:52,864
Catherine!
341
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,633
Catherine!
342
00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:57,969
Catherine!
343
00:13:57,971 --> 00:14:00,438
Dr. Cahill, what-what
are you doing here?
344
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,373
I was at the bar
trying to forget
345
00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:03,675
how much my life totally sucks
346
00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:05,210
when I got
your Facebook message.
347
00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:06,544
My Facebook message?
348
00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:09,013
Yeah, I left as soon
as I read it.
349
00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:10,481
Actually, it's not true.
350
00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:12,050
First I accepted
your friend request,
351
00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:13,852
then I checked out
all your photos,
352
00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:15,653
and I read everything
on your wall.
353
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,689
Oh, my God, I didn't know
you were friends
354
00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:19,624
with the Squishy Tits chick.
355
00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:21,292
We should totally
hang out sometime.
356
00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:23,728
Catherine!
What exactly did I say
in my message
357
00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:25,163
that got you so... excited?
358
00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:26,698
Well, that Kristen
changed her mind,
359
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,299
and I should come right away.
360
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:30,368
Oh, and to please sign
your petition
361
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:33,738
making fake-throwing gestures
a felony.
362
00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:35,740
I'm all about that. Catherine!
363
00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:37,342
Okay, we should
go. Right now.
What?
364
00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:39,477
I signed your
weird petition!
CATHERINE:
Elliott?
365
00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:40,712
Catherine!
366
00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:41,913
(crying): Oh, my God, Catherine.
367
00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:44,148
Ryan, what is he doing here?!
368
00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:46,751
Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.
Please forgive me.
369
00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:49,587
I did not mean what I said.
370
00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:52,390
Being apart
from you this past...
371
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,759
uh, day has made me realize
372
00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:58,930
what life was like
without you, and it... blew.
373
00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:01,432
I don't ever want
to lose you again.
374
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:02,700
In fact... Cat...
375
00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:04,936
Yeah. Whoa. Hold that.
376
00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:08,006
Catherine Elizabeth
377
00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:12,543
Culpepper-Newman,
will you marry me?
378
00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:15,380
Yes! (laughs)
379
00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:16,614
KRISTEN: That is it!
380
00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:17,949
I am calling Clouds!
381
00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:20,551
(Cahill laughs happily,
Catherine gasps)
382
00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:22,520
Aah! Oh, my God.
383
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:25,957
Ryan, I'm getting married!
384
00:15:33,799 --> 00:15:35,266
What are you doing here?
385
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,635
I'm sorry. Do I detect a
note of anger in your voice?
386
00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:40,271
You're joking, right?
387
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,407
Where are we going?
I'm going to my mom's.
388
00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:45,043
Kristen's there waiting for the
Clouds people to come get her.
389
00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:47,278
I can't let that happen.
390
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,881
(phone vibrates)
391
00:15:49,883 --> 00:15:51,449
"Weird pic. SMH."
392
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:54,953
Why are people commenting
on a Facebook photo?
393
00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:57,355
I didn't post anything today.
394
00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:02,794
Jesus Christ!
395
00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:04,796
You're posting dick pics
on my Facebook?
396
00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:09,600
Dick pics? I had my tail between
my legs because I was nervous.
397
00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:10,969
Even after
I changed the password?
398
00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:13,271
Stop going on my Facebook!
399
00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:14,806
And that message
that you sent last night?
400
00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:16,140
Thanks to you,
my mom and Kristen
401
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:17,775
are gonna tear
each other's heads off!
402
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:20,311
So what? Let them.
It's easy for you to say
403
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:22,447
when it's not on you to stop
the family from falling apart.
404
00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:25,283
Why is it on you, Ryan?
I get how hard it must have been
405
00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:27,618
to see your parents fighting
when you were kids,
406
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:29,253
even harder to watch
them split up,
407
00:16:29,255 --> 00:16:30,688
but it wasn't your fault.
408
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:31,956
There's nothing
you could have done.
409
00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:33,324
What does that have
to do with this?
410
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,492
Just because
411
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,260
conflict tore your parents apart
doesn't mean
412
00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:38,296
it'll do the same
with your mom and your sister.
413
00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:40,832
Stop trying to analyze me.
You're not a psychiatrist.
414
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:42,934
I'm just saying,
letting them slug it out now
415
00:16:42,936 --> 00:16:44,669
will be healthy for them
in the long run.
416
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:47,638
Any psychiatrist would
tell you exactly the same thing.
417
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:50,108
Yeah. You look really nervous.
418
00:16:50,809 --> 00:16:52,110
Let's go.
419
00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:54,612
I thought I
wasn't going.
You are now.
420
00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:56,848
KRISTEN: She's down the hall
421
00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:58,383
in the bedroom.
422
00:16:58,385 --> 00:17:00,051
Craig, Shawn, this whole thing's
a big misunderstanding.
423
00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:01,519
Sorry, Dr. C, we've got orders.
424
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,888
Wait. Please, don't
do this. I'm her son.
425
00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:06,991
And I'm her legal guardian. Go!
426
00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:09,027
Kristen, please.
427
00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:10,628
I'm doing it for her, Ryan.
428
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:13,464
CATHERINE:
Don't touch me!
Get your hands off me!
429
00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:16,067
You're not my daughter.
430
00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:18,136
No daughter of mine
would purposefully try
431
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:19,537
to destroy my happiness!
432
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,839
You know, I didn't ask
to be in this situation.
433
00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:23,408
Maybe if I had a normal mother,
434
00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:24,208
I wouldn't be!
435
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:25,710
Don't interfere, Ryan.
436
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:28,046
Letting them slug it out now
is gonna be healthy for them
437
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:29,814
in the long run.
Trust me, I'm a psychiatrist.
438
00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:31,049
CATHERINE:
You make me go back there,
439
00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:32,517
and that is the last
you'll hear from me.
440
00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:34,252
Don't bother visiting.
441
00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:36,054
Don't even call! Fine with me.
442
00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:38,489
I'm sure it'll be easier
to spend all my time
443
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:40,691
managing your craziness
from a distance!
444
00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:42,360
Oh, because
you're such a martyr!
445
00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:44,429
Why don't you want me
to be happy?!
446
00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:47,165
Because it's not fair!
What do you mean,
it's not fair?!
447
00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:49,567
Because I'm not happy!
448
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,939
It's not fair
449
00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:59,177
that everybody else
gets to be happy except me!
450
00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:01,546
I ruined my marriage.
451
00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:04,015
Nobody wants me now.
452
00:18:04,017 --> 00:18:05,750
I don't have any job offers.
453
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:08,019
And playing the field?
454
00:18:08,021 --> 00:18:10,421
I had one date in the
last three months,
455
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,557
and it was with a kiln
operator from Color Me Mine,
456
00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:15,593
and he just, like,
hit it and quit it!
457
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:18,029
(crying)
458
00:18:18,031 --> 00:18:20,665
Oh, honey.
459
00:18:22,534 --> 00:18:24,802
Oh, come here.
460
00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:27,171
(crying)
461
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:31,375
Anything you want to say?
462
00:18:31,377 --> 00:18:33,077
No. I'm good.
463
00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:35,947
No, I mean to me, like,
"You were right."
464
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:38,349
Shut up, Wilfred.
465
00:18:44,156 --> 00:18:46,791
I assume you're gonna get back
to focusing on the cult?
466
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,793
I don't think so. What?
467
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,461
We've come so far.
468
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:54,799
Maybe if my mom knew something
about Bruce, but I don't know.
469
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,968
We're at a dead end for now.
470
00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:59,570
Are you still pissed
off at Ralston?
471
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:01,272
Ah, no.
472
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:03,941
I've accepted I'll never be
as loved as a three-legged dog.
473
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:06,110
They're just so
damn inspirational.
474
00:19:06,112 --> 00:19:07,912
Hmm. That's big of you.
475
00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:10,114
Yeah, it was tough
moving on from that,
476
00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:12,583
but I was inspired
by Ralston to do so.
477
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:16,621
It was also tough telling him
that I was inspired by him,
478
00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:19,423
but I was inspired by him
to do that, too.
479
00:19:19,425 --> 00:19:20,791
(sighs)
480
00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:23,494
And just then, telling you
that I was inspired by him
481
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,496
to tell him
I was inspired by him,
482
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:28,466
that was probably the hardest
thing of all for me to say.
483
00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:31,035
But I was inspired
by Ralston to do that, also.
484
00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:33,337
And when I admitted
to you just now that...
485
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:36,307
Oh, there you are.
Come here, Wilfred!
486
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:38,676
At least I'll always
be someone's favorite.
487
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:41,112
Ryan, I keep forgetting.
Here's your spare key back.
488
00:19:41,114 --> 00:19:42,947
I'll get it!
489
00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:44,615
(tires screeching)
490
00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:47,185
Wilfred! (screams)
491
00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:48,986
I'm okay. I'm okay.
492
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:50,888
(groans)
493
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:54,892
Holy... shit!
494
00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:56,794
I'm a three-legged dog, dude!
495
00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:58,496
(whoops)