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Hey, we got a wobbly table here, Steve.

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I'm gonna need two sugar packs.

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You might need a matchbook.

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I've been doing this job
a little longer than you,

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and if I say it's a
two-sugar-pack job,

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it's a two-sugar-pack job.

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Perfect.

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I think you might need a matchbook, dad.

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When I say it's perfect, it's perfect.

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Must be the floor.

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I'll run outside and put a
matchbook under the building.

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Hey, Steve! Guess what this is.

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You know we have a bathroom, right?

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It's beer. I made it myself.

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So, do you have a name for your beer?

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Check it out.

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"Owen's handcrafted yeast-based beverage."

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O-H-Y-B, so for short, I'm calling it OHYB.

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Catchy. Might be tough to market.

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What are you talking about?

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It rolls right off the tongue.

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"Hey, make mine an OHBY."

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"I'll take an OHYB."

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OHYB.

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Sounds a little jewy.

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Honey, how about "OwenBrau"?

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Now, that's catchy.

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And it has a nice ring to it.

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Yeah, maybe.

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Hey, I love Dos Equis.

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How about "Dos Owens"?

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Could work.

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It does come from the least
interesting man in the world.

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♪ Da da da da, da da da,
da da da, da da da, hey! ♪

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Hey, what's with the suits, guys?

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Is there a funeral? Did chef Boyardee die?

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No, I'm the brewmeister.

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The three of us are going
into business together.

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- We're gonna sell my beer.
- Really?

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Do you have a business plan?

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Well, we borrowed suits
and picked our titles.

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And due to my vast knowledge
of sales in electronics

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and extended warranties,

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I am the president of sales.

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And since I have a truck,

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I am the executive
president of transportation.

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And I'm the super-ultimate
president of creative affairs.

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All aboard the bullet train
to government assistance.

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You ready to try an ice-cold
glass of OwenBrau?

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I'm not trying it.

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The last time I drank something you made,

53
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it had windex in it.

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But you did have the whitest
teeth in fourth grade.

55
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And that's not easy when
you have Roy in your class.

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I'll try your beer, Owen.

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Yes!

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Holy crap. It's really good.

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Come on, it's Melanie. What
does she know about beer?

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Are you saying that I don't know beer

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just because I'm a woman?

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Melanie, my dear, I'm saying
there's a lot of things

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you don't know because you're a woman.

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Beer just tops the list,
followed by driving,

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reading a map, and calm, rational thought.

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Cut it out, all right?

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Melanie knows just as much
about beer as you clowns.

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But if you want an expert opinion,

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I would consult the
oracle with the beer belly.

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I am in session.

71
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Hmm, nice Amber color.

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Fragrant hops bouquet.

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It would pair nicely with a chili dog

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or... dare I say it... a charcuterie plate.

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You, sir, have invented one hell of a brew.

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Of saying what I already said.

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You just reminded me of
something I left off my list...

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"doesn't know how to keep quiet
when the menfolk are talking."

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Hank, you know what this reminds me of?

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Old Selaney Beer.

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Finest brew ever made.

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Discontinued April 10, 1973.

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- That was a dark day.
- Sure was.

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That was a beer for real men
who lived in a tough world.

85
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After a long day, you'd
come home to the little lady

86
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waiting with a Swanson's hungry-man dinner

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and a frosty Selaney.

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Yeah, those were simpler times.

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Are you all right, Melanie?

90
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You seem upset.

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I'm just tired of the
boys' club around here.

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Me too.

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Every time I try to offer
my opinion, they ignore me.

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You have an opinion about something?

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Don't let them get to you.

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As far I'm concerned,

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a group of guys is good for just one thing.

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Oh, you don't need to
finish that thought, Carol.

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We all know where it's going.

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I was going to say, "to move heavy things."

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Sex isn't always on my mind.

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You got to give me a little credit.

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Sorry. Although I don't mind

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if a mover happens to peek into my box.

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You know, we should all hang out more,

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get out of here, have a little girl time.

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Count me out.

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Oh, come on, it'll be fun.

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Who here is into scrapbooking?

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Ugh.

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Me neither.

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Hate that crap.

113
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I know. How about a spa day?

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I love that idea!

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Hey, I have a coupon for that!

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This is really good. I
got to hand it you, Owen.

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You know, Steve, since
you like the beer so much,

118
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why don't you start selling
it at Sullivan & Son?

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That's why I'm the head of sales. Boom!

120
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Yeah, you could have OwenBrau on tap.

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That would be awesome.

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Hey, this could be really big for us.

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We could have a big
OwenBrau banner, t-shirts.

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Hey, that's a great idea.

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Can't stop the boom!

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- Steve, a word?
- Sure, dad.

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Not a good idea, kid.

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Never mix business with friendship.

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But these are my best
friends we're talking about.

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I want to support them.

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Funny you mention support.

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I once started a ladies' underwear store

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with a war buddy...

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you know, brassieres, girdles,

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all the unmentionables, you know.

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Everything was hunky-dory

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until I found Charlie in the storage room

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wearing a peek-a-boo nightie.

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Turns out, the guy was a cross-dresser.

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He was running around
the store like a maniac,

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trying out all the merchandise.

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Hard to sell a bra that
smells like Aqua Velva.

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And that's what happens

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when you go into business with friends.

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You know, you could have
just led off the story

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with that, but, uh, point taken.

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So, when can we start selling OwenBrau?

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All right, here's the thing, guys.

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We've been friends forever,

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and if we got into business together,

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it could ruin that, so
I hope you understand.

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I completely understand.

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So, when are we gonna
start selling OwenBrau?

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Owen, he's saying

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that he doesn't want to
be in business with us.

156
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Well, that kind of sucks.

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I'm sorry, as great as OwenBrau is,

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I'm gonna have to pass, all right?

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Can I get you guys a beer?

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No thanks, bartender. We make own.

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But we're taking these,
'cause we don't make pretzels.

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Uh...

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Ah, this is so relaxing.

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Yeah, and you know what the best part is?

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No men.

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Ooh. I feel like I'm on a cloud.

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Did you just get a massage?

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No.

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I told them I saw a cockroach,

170
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and they gave me an extra 10% off.

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This is girl time. What do we talk about?

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How much we value silence?

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I was thinking something

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a little more, I don't know, sisterhood-y.

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Well, at camp, we played
this game to break the ice.

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Each person tells the group

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a secret no one knows about them.

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That's a great idea.
Let's tell each other secrets.

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You white people

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always want to put your shit on the street.

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Come on, it'll be fun.

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We're at a bar together all the time,

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but I'm sure that there's stuff
we don't know about each other.

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Like what?

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Fine, okay, I'll go.

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In college, I had a roommate, Daphne.

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We had just gotten back from lilith fair,

188
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where we had a few zimas,

189
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and Daphne still had
some grass in her hair.

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I went to pull it out,

191
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and the next thing you know, we're kissing.

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Wow!

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Good for you, honey.

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Pretty wild, huh?

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Snoozapalooza. Next.

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This is just like "the view"... with humidity.

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Hey, guys, how you doing?

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What do you care, dream crusher?

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Dad, I hate this. They're so bummed.

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I feel like a bad friend.

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I know it's tough, kid,
but they'll get over this.

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You know what you don't get over?

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Your war body Charlie O'Connell's man boobs

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bursting out of a bustier.

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Stevie! It's your favorite beer rep.

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Got some posters of a
new beer we're pushing.

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Would you mind hanging them up?

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For you, anytime.

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Got my order right here for you. All right.

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Paul, can I ask you a question?

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You distribute local beers, right?

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Yeah, if they're good.

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Well, I got this friend.

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Let me guess.

215
00:09:03,692 --> 00:09:06,392
He made a beer, and it's really good.

216
00:09:06,394 --> 00:09:08,561
Yeah. You know what?

217
00:09:08,563 --> 00:09:10,764
I hear that 10 times a day every day

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from every jobless, overgrown, man-child

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with two brain cells
who lives with his mom.

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Paul, I'd like you to meet Owen.

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Hey, guys, guys, come meet Paul.

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If he's a friend of yours, forget it.

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He's a local beer distributor

224
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that might be interested in OwenBrau.

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Hello, handsome Paul.

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So, I hear you guys made a beer.

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You got one minute.

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Are you ready to taste
the best beer of your life?

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Are you ready to make millions?

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And since you answered
yes to both questions,

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I'm gonna put you down for 5,000 cases.

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Yes! Nailed it!

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I'll see you later, Steve.

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Paul, wait, wait. Look.

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I know that they're new at this,

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but I'm telling you, they got a great beer.

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Now, if you walk out that door

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without even tasting OwenBrau,

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you're making a big mistake.

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Okay, because it's Steve,
I'll give you one sip.

241
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- Wow.
- You like it?

242
00:10:04,619 --> 00:10:07,387
Yeah, that's what "wow" means.

243
00:10:07,389 --> 00:10:09,088
See, it's a great product.

244
00:10:09,090 --> 00:10:10,323
They just need some help
getting it off the ground.

245
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Okay. I'll order 20 cases.

246
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I'll give you 10 thou in seed money.

247
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Wha?

248
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Expect a check in the morning, Steve.

249
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Actually, send the check to the boys.

250
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I'm not involved.

251
00:10:23,572 --> 00:10:24,737
Oh, I'm sorry.

252
00:10:24,739 --> 00:10:27,273
I don't really know those guys.

253
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I know Steve. No Steve, no money.

254
00:10:29,744 --> 00:10:32,345
Well, I don't know.

255
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Come on, man. We need this.

256
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All right, I'm in.

257
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Great.

258
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I'll see you guys later.

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I'm going to get business cards.

260
00:10:42,157 --> 00:10:43,556
And I'm getting smart phones
for us to bark orders into!

261
00:10:43,558 --> 00:10:45,391
Guys, guys, guys,
slow down, all right?

262
00:10:45,393 --> 00:10:47,193
This just got real. Now, if
we're gonna take Paul's money,

263
00:10:47,195 --> 00:10:48,494
we got to come up with a budget.

264
00:10:48,496 --> 00:10:49,829
We have to cost our materials.

265
00:10:49,831 --> 00:10:51,497
We have to come up with a business plan.

266
00:10:51,499 --> 00:10:55,235
We're gonna be responsible.
No screwing around.

267
00:10:55,237 --> 00:10:57,503
I don't like the new guy.

268
00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:05,997
Okay, Susan. Your turn.

269
00:11:06,311 --> 00:11:07,911
What's your secret?

270
00:11:07,913 --> 00:11:10,547
Uh  I don't
think I really have one.

271
00:11:10,549 --> 00:11:11,966
Oh, yes, you do.

272
00:11:13,519 --> 00:11:16,788
You know how you're upset
about turning 30 next month?

273
00:11:16,790 --> 00:11:18,957
Yeah. I'm really dreading it.

274
00:11:18,959 --> 00:11:21,826
Well, don't. You're already 30.

275
00:11:23,796 --> 00:11:24,929
What?!

276
00:11:24,931 --> 00:11:26,597
I altered your birth certificate

277
00:11:26,599 --> 00:11:27,765
to make you younger

278
00:11:27,767 --> 00:11:29,534
to give you an advantage at school.

279
00:11:29,536 --> 00:11:32,036
I guess you got the last laugh.

280
00:11:33,806 --> 00:11:35,473
My whole life is a lie?

281
00:11:35,475 --> 00:11:37,976
Did you change anything
else on my birth certificate?

282
00:11:37,978 --> 00:11:41,145
That's for another sauna visit.

283
00:11:41,147 --> 00:11:45,416
Okay, that was some nice sharing.

284
00:11:45,418 --> 00:11:47,585
I think it's Carol's turn, isn't it?

285
00:11:47,587 --> 00:11:49,487
Oh, I don't keep any secrets.

286
00:11:49,489 --> 00:11:52,090
My philosophy is, don't
be ashamed of anything.

287
00:11:52,092 --> 00:11:55,098
Come on, Carol. There's
got to be something.

288
00:11:55,212 --> 00:11:58,632
Well, there is something I've
kept secret from many years,

289
00:11:58,632 --> 00:12:00,453
but it can't leave this spa.

290
00:12:01,811 --> 00:12:03,229
When I had Owen,

291
00:12:03,231 --> 00:12:07,900
he was born with a vestigial tail.

292
00:12:07,902 --> 00:12:10,036
What?!

293
00:12:10,038 --> 00:12:11,537
Yeah, it happens every now and then.

294
00:12:11,539 --> 00:12:12,972
It's a genetic anomaly.

295
00:12:12,974 --> 00:12:16,475
I was gonna have it removed,
but I was a single mom,

296
00:12:16,477 --> 00:12:18,945
and times were tough, so that summer,

297
00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:20,713
I took him down to the Jersey Shore,

298
00:12:20,715 --> 00:12:22,548
and I let people touch it for a dollar.

299
00:12:22,550 --> 00:12:25,484
Oh, my God. D-does he still have it?

300
00:12:25,486 --> 00:12:27,920
No. We used some of the
money to have it removed.

301
00:12:27,922 --> 00:12:31,490
And I bought a Scirocco. I loved that car.

302
00:12:31,492 --> 00:12:33,592
There's only one person left.

303
00:12:33,594 --> 00:12:35,227
Uh, don't look at me.

304
00:12:35,229 --> 00:12:38,164
I can't follow a boy with a tail.

305
00:12:38,166 --> 00:12:40,266
Come on. Everybody shared something.

306
00:12:40,268 --> 00:12:43,002
I already shared a secret.

307
00:12:43,004 --> 00:12:44,170
You did not. That was my secret.

308
00:12:44,172 --> 00:12:45,638
Come on.

309
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:49,008
All right. Here's my secret.

310
00:12:49,010 --> 00:12:50,977
I have a tattoo.

311
00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:52,511
What?!

312
00:12:52,513 --> 00:12:54,647
You don't seem like a tattoo kind of gal.

313
00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:57,049
I know. I'm so innocent, right?

314
00:12:57,051 --> 00:12:59,285
Come on, show it to us.

315
00:12:59,287 --> 00:13:03,193
Nah, nah, nah.

316
00:13:03,195 --> 00:13:05,195
Show it! Show it!

317
00:13:05,197 --> 00:13:08,031
Okay, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.

318
00:13:09,968 --> 00:13:14,304
Oh. It's beautiful.

319
00:13:14,306 --> 00:13:17,774
And look at that tattoo.

320
00:13:17,776 --> 00:13:20,777
Is that Korean? What does it say?

321
00:13:22,114 --> 00:13:23,280
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

322
00:13:23,282 --> 00:13:25,182
Hey, hey, don't you dare tell them.

323
00:13:25,184 --> 00:13:28,886
I wouldn't have when I was
29, but now that I'm 30...

324
00:13:28,888 --> 00:13:30,621
Shut up, old lady.

325
00:13:30,623 --> 00:13:33,056
It says, "I'm a material girl."

326
00:13:35,928 --> 00:13:39,229
Okay, okay, okay, that's
enough time in the sauna.

327
00:13:39,231 --> 00:13:41,598
The lady's sweating her balls off

328
00:13:45,637 --> 00:13:48,639
you know, Steve, there
are those moments in life

329
00:13:48,641 --> 00:13:50,107
you remember as a father,

330
00:13:50,109 --> 00:13:52,142
like when your son is
scared of the baseball.

331
00:13:52,144 --> 00:13:53,977
So you take him out to the park,

332
00:13:53,979 --> 00:13:55,846
and every time you throw
him some chin music,

333
00:13:55,848 --> 00:13:57,147
he hits the dirt.

334
00:13:57,149 --> 00:13:59,116
But you work with him
day after day after day,

335
00:13:59,118 --> 00:14:01,952
and finally, he hits that inside pitch

336
00:14:01,954 --> 00:14:04,988
over the left-field
wall and wins the game,

337
00:14:04,990 --> 00:14:11,059
and as a dad, you're bursting with pride!

338
00:14:12,595 --> 00:14:15,164
And then there's this. Dad, I

339
00:14:15,166 --> 00:14:18,200
if I said no, Paul wouldn't
have given them the money.

340
00:14:18,202 --> 00:14:20,169
And who knows? The beer's good.

341
00:14:20,171 --> 00:14:21,270
It might take off.

342
00:14:21,272 --> 00:14:24,173
Steve!

343
00:14:24,175 --> 00:14:25,807
Owen, where have you been?

344
00:14:25,809 --> 00:14:27,876
We were supposed to
start brewing an hour ago.

345
00:14:27,878 --> 00:14:30,245
I've been working on
something much more important.

346
00:14:30,247 --> 00:14:33,081
Candy and Mandy!

347
00:14:35,818 --> 00:14:37,686
The OwenBrau girls.

348
00:14:37,688 --> 00:14:38,954
Ladies.

349
00:14:38,956 --> 00:14:40,923
We're gonna put them on the bottle.

350
00:14:40,925 --> 00:14:43,292
Well, as nice as the OwenBrau girls are,

351
00:14:43,294 --> 00:14:45,294
you can't put them on the bottle

352
00:14:45,296 --> 00:14:47,029
if there's nothing in the bottle.

353
00:14:47,031 --> 00:14:49,164
But, Steve, you need the
bottle to put the beer in.

354
00:14:49,166 --> 00:14:50,799
But without the beer... Owen,

355
00:14:50,801 --> 00:14:53,202
we're not gonna have the
"chicken and the egg" debate.

356
00:14:53,204 --> 00:14:55,637
Steve, let's just concentrate
on the beer business

357
00:14:55,639 --> 00:14:57,306
before we spin off a poultry division.

358
00:14:57,308 --> 00:14:59,408
How are you paying candy and Mandy?

359
00:14:59,410 --> 00:15:01,677
Don't worry, Steve.
It's not what you think.

360
00:15:01,679 --> 00:15:03,111
I took it from the seed money.

361
00:15:03,113 --> 00:15:04,746
Unbelievable.

362
00:15:04,748 --> 00:15:07,015
All right, let's just get
in there and make some beer.

363
00:15:07,017 --> 00:15:08,650
Hey, Steve.

364
00:15:08,652 --> 00:15:09,985
Who are the ladies?

365
00:15:09,987 --> 00:15:12,854
Uh, Owen decided to
hire the OwenBrau girls.

366
00:15:12,856 --> 00:15:16,111
Really? You spent our money on that

367
00:15:16,335 --> 00:15:17,713
way to go!

368
00:15:18,494 --> 00:15:19,573
Hi, I'm Ahmed

369
00:15:19,727 --> 00:15:21,923
how would you two like
to fly on my private jet?

370
00:15:22,096 --> 00:15:23,328
W-what's he talking about?

371
00:15:23,330 --> 00:15:24,997
Ahmed took some of the seed money

372
00:15:24,999 --> 00:15:26,732
and leased one one-thousandth
of a private jet.

373
00:15:26,734 --> 00:15:27,994
Is that even possible?

374
00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:29,384
Well, it does have restrictions.

375
00:15:29,384 --> 00:15:30,883
He can only fly from Pittsburgh to Philly,

376
00:15:30,883 --> 00:15:32,833
and the whole year's blacked
out except for march 18th,

377
00:15:32,833 --> 00:15:34,297
as long as it doesn't fall on a Saturday.

378
00:15:34,297 --> 00:15:35,657
Also, no carry-ons.

379
00:15:36,710 --> 00:15:38,310
What the hell are you guys doing?

380
00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:40,646
We got to pay this money
back. I tried to stop him.

381
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:42,748
Tell me you haven't done
anything crazy with the money.

382
00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:44,016
No. I'm not stupid, Steve.

383
00:15:44,018 --> 00:15:45,350
I have a wife and a mortgage.

384
00:15:45,352 --> 00:15:47,252
Good. At least one of you is sane.

385
00:15:47,254 --> 00:15:49,021
Hey, shouldn't you be at work?

386
00:15:49,023 --> 00:15:50,322
I quit my job.

387
00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:52,858
You guys are killing me, all right?

388
00:15:52,860 --> 00:15:54,326
Let's just get to work.

389
00:15:55,862 --> 00:15:58,330
Give the brewmeister some space.

390
00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:00,299
The first step is always the hardest.

391
00:16:00,301 --> 00:16:01,433
What's the first step?

392
00:16:01,435 --> 00:16:03,669
Remembering the recipe.

393
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:04,803
Jesus Christ!

394
00:16:04,805 --> 00:16:06,672
We owe this guy $10,000.

395
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:08,073
Don't worry. It's all up here.

396
00:16:08,075 --> 00:16:09,741
Yeah, that makes me feel better.

397
00:16:09,743 --> 00:16:11,176
Come on, Owen, focus, all right?

398
00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:12,945
What... what ingredients did you use?

399
00:16:12,947 --> 00:16:14,246
Okay, hops.

400
00:16:14,248 --> 00:16:16,014
I remember that

401
00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:18,850
because it's one of my
favorite things to do.

402
00:16:19,786 --> 00:16:20,953
Owen!

403
00:16:20,955 --> 00:16:24,122
A little malt extract.

404
00:16:24,124 --> 00:16:26,091
Great. And then?

405
00:16:26,093 --> 00:16:27,859
I'm pretty sure a handful
of I can't remember.

406
00:16:30,062 --> 00:16:31,830
Why didn't you just write it down?

407
00:16:31,832 --> 00:16:33,798
You don't even remember
what you had for breakfast.

408
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:34,833
Yes, I do.

409
00:16:34,835 --> 00:16:35,934
Candy...

410
00:16:35,936 --> 00:16:37,469
And Mandy.

411
00:16:42,008 --> 00:16:43,141
Hey, ladies.

412
00:16:43,143 --> 00:16:45,243
I have a secret of my own to share.

413
00:16:45,245 --> 00:16:46,878
One summer, I...

414
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:48,813
unh-unh. Save it for girl time.

415
00:16:48,815 --> 00:16:51,049
Are we gonna make this a regular thing?

416
00:16:51,051 --> 00:16:52,317
You bet your sweet ass.

417
00:16:52,319 --> 00:16:55,186
As long as I have coupons to burn.

418
00:16:55,188 --> 00:16:56,321
Ooh.

419
00:16:56,323 --> 00:16:58,056
Cool. Where are we going next?

420
00:16:58,058 --> 00:16:59,925
Let's see.

421
00:16:59,927 --> 00:17:03,261
I have 20% off carpet cleaning,
free tree-trimming estimate.

422
00:17:03,263 --> 00:17:05,997
Oh! Paintball!

423
00:17:05,999 --> 00:17:08,767
Well, that doesn't sound
like a sisterhood thing.

424
00:17:08,769 --> 00:17:11,069
Well, it does if we all gang up on Susan.

425
00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:14,139
Wait a minute. How is that female bonding?

426
00:17:14,141 --> 00:17:16,775
Why don't we gang up on some guy?

427
00:17:16,777 --> 00:17:19,010
Wait, you want us to go
to a paintball course,

428
00:17:19,012 --> 00:17:21,746
pick out an innocent man,
separate him from his friends,

429
00:17:21,748 --> 00:17:23,214
and blast him with paint-balls?

430
00:17:23,216 --> 00:17:25,283
- Yeah.
- Can we call him Larry?

431
00:17:25,285 --> 00:17:27,252
A Larry dumped me in high school.

432
00:17:27,254 --> 00:17:33,159
Ooh, put a face to the pain.

433
00:17:33,161 --> 00:17:36,495
Still feel guilty about
having Owen's tail removed.

434
00:17:36,497 --> 00:17:37,997
When he had one,

435
00:17:37,999 --> 00:17:40,833
I could always tell when he was happy.

436
00:17:40,835 --> 00:17:43,436
Let's go kill Larry.

437
00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:45,137
Kill Larry!

438
00:17:45,139 --> 00:17:48,174
Kill Larry! Kill Larry!
Kill Larry! Kill Larry!

439
00:17:48,176 --> 00:17:50,109
Where the hell are they going?

440
00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:52,778
To kill Larry.

441
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:54,280
Kind of nice, though.

442
00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:57,416
Like the old days, when bars were for men.

443
00:17:57,418 --> 00:18:00,219
You know the only thing that's missing?

444
00:18:00,221 --> 00:18:01,787
Old Selaney Beer.

445
00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:03,255
That was good stuff.

446
00:18:03,257 --> 00:18:04,790
Sure was.

447
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:06,993
And the cans had that pull top,

448
00:18:06,995 --> 00:18:08,794
with the razor-sharp edge.

449
00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:10,563
I'd cut myself every time.

450
00:18:10,565 --> 00:18:13,199
But after the third or fourth can,

451
00:18:13,201 --> 00:18:15,067
you wouldn't even notice.

452
00:18:15,069 --> 00:18:17,870
You'd just bleed until you're sleepy.

453
00:18:17,872 --> 00:18:20,206
Simpler times.

454
00:18:20,208 --> 00:18:22,875
Simpler times.

455
00:18:22,877 --> 00:18:25,444
Here it is... the second batch of OwenBrau.

456
00:18:25,446 --> 00:18:27,513
Great. Have you tasted it?

457
00:18:27,515 --> 00:18:28,948
I can't. I'm too close to it.

458
00:18:28,950 --> 00:18:30,082
Do think you got the recipe right?

459
00:18:30,084 --> 00:18:32,485
I'm too close to it!

460
00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:33,886
It looks all right.

461
00:18:33,888 --> 00:18:35,021
It smells all right.

462
00:18:35,023 --> 00:18:36,561
What, do you want to feel it, too?

463
00:18:36,561 --> 00:18:39,056
- Somebody just taste it already.
- I tasted.

464
00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:42,071
Uh, we weren't expecting you.

465
00:18:42,073 --> 00:18:44,307
Eh, I thought I'd come
by, check up on my beer.

466
00:18:44,309 --> 00:18:45,875
Is this it?

467
00:18:45,877 --> 00:18:47,477
Well, it was brewed by
Owen, so it's OwenBrau.

468
00:18:47,479 --> 00:18:50,380
My new favorite beer.

469
00:18:50,382 --> 00:18:51,981
Ahh.

470
00:18:55,519 --> 00:18:57,286
I've got to be honest.

471
00:18:57,288 --> 00:19:01,257
When I tasted this beer
the first time, it was good.

472
00:19:01,259 --> 00:19:03,359
- But this time...
- Uh-oh.

473
00:19:03,361 --> 00:19:04,460
It's even better.

474
00:19:06,598 --> 00:19:07,897
That's great, Paul.

475
00:19:07,899 --> 00:19:09,399
Congratulations, gentlemen.

476
00:19:09,401 --> 00:19:13,403
OwenBrau is gonna be a huge success.

477
00:19:15,372 --> 00:19:17,373
Now, it usually takes a little while

478
00:19:17,375 --> 00:19:19,409
for these ventures to turn a profit,

479
00:19:19,411 --> 00:19:21,911
but we are gonna be in
the black in no time.

480
00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:26,015
See you guys later, all right?

481
00:19:26,017 --> 00:19:27,450
Bye, Paul.

482
00:19:28,552 --> 00:19:31,921
Oh, shit. Shit!

483
00:19:31,923 --> 00:19:34,390
I got to get my job back.

484
00:19:34,392 --> 00:19:36,659
I got a wife and a mortgage!

485
00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:44,707
Here's your order, Steve.

486
00:19:45,091 --> 00:19:48,326
And here's a bill for my teeth whitening.

487
00:19:48,328 --> 00:19:52,096
Well, I see they've gotten
it to a nice light gray.

488
00:19:52,098 --> 00:19:53,631
Yeah. The dentist says

489
00:19:53,633 --> 00:19:56,300
I'm only six treatments away from tan.

490
00:19:56,302 --> 00:19:58,202
Whoa, whoa, what is this charge

491
00:19:58,204 --> 00:19:59,937
for 50 extra cases of beer?

492
00:19:59,939 --> 00:20:02,540
Yeah, I had a little extra
beer laying around the warehouse

493
00:20:02,542 --> 00:20:03,574
I had to get rid of.

494
00:20:03,576 --> 00:20:05,076
Why would I buy that?

495
00:20:05,078 --> 00:20:07,211
Well, I can give you 10,000 reasons why.

496
00:20:07,213 --> 00:20:09,113
Sold.

497
00:20:09,115 --> 00:20:10,682
See you around, Steve.

498
00:20:10,684 --> 00:20:13,651
What did I say about mixing
business with friendship?

499
00:20:13,653 --> 00:20:16,354
Now you're stuck with
a butt load of old beer.

500
00:20:16,356 --> 00:20:18,523
Maybe next time you'll
listen to your old man.

501
00:20:18,525 --> 00:20:20,058
I hear you, dad.

502
00:20:20,060 --> 00:20:22,760
Now I'm stuck with 50
cases of Old Selaney Beer.

503
00:20:28,634 --> 00:20:31,135
Old Selaney beer?

504
00:20:31,137 --> 00:20:33,404
I'm sorry. I should have listened you.

505
00:20:33,406 --> 00:20:35,740
I'll find a way to get over it.

506
00:20:39,312 --> 00:20:41,579
Here's to simpler times,

507
00:20:41,581 --> 00:20:44,348
when sons listened to their fathers

508
00:20:44,350 --> 00:20:47,552
and only sailors had tattoos.

509
00:20:47,554 --> 00:20:49,487
And women had hair where they should.

510
00:20:51,256 --> 00:20:53,224
Old Selaney.

511
00:20:53,226 --> 00:20:55,660
Simpler times.

512
00:20:57,753 --> 00:21:01,549
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