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Happiness is a fallacy.

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WILFRED:
If I just agree with you,

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can we talk about
something else?

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Anything else?

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I mean, there are things

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that make you happy, but it's
not a sustainable feeling.

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Parades don't last forever.

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Fireworks burn out, colors fade.

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It's not about
parades and fireworks.

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It's about

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that pair of tits there.

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That's happiness.

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A scratch behind the ear,
the sun on your face...

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a decaying seagull carcass.

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Happiness is in the
quieter moments, mate.

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(rumbling begins, gets louder)

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It's the small things that...

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(vehicle's engine rumbling)

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(vehicle engine revving)

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(vehicle driving away,
rumble fading)

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The vet said he might start
vomiting, have a seizure

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or just stop eating.

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Well, there are things
that we can do.

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I saw a Web site
about these new steroids that...

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I don't want to put
him through that.

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WILFRED: It's good chatting
with you guys.

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JENNA: We just need to make sure

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that he doesn't
overexert himself and...

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wait.

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(crying)

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Thank you.

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Any time.

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No, I-I mean for...

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you know, just letting me cry
and not trying to fix me.

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Drew used to always
try to cheer me up

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by playing "Got your nose!"

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(laughs)

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It was so annoying.

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His heart was
in the right place.

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God, we were so young
when we started dating.

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It felt safe and
comfortable, but...

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I could never be
myself around Drew.

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It was like I was
wearing this mask

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that I couldn't take off.

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But I know that you love
the real me, warts and all.

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(laughs)

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Wait. You have warts?

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(both laugh)

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Where is this place?

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I don't know.

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Huh. Wonder why I never
noticed it before.

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Looks like a good place
to curb stomp ducks.

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(sighs)

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Wilfred, are you insane?

55
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That's ironic,
you asking me that. Good one.

56
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You can't smoke anymore. Why?

57
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Because I got lung cancer?

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Well, that's just stupid.

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That's like the guy

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who starts wearing condoms
after he gets AIDS.

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What the hell is that?

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Raw food: Chicken,

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liver, rice, seaweed,
carrots and eggs.

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This food can help
you get better.

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Ryan, I've eaten
all kinds of shit...

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rabbit shit, cat shit,
deer shit...

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I'm not a fussy eater.

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But I draw the line at carrots.

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Fine, then have some kibble.

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Boring.

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I'll order you a pizza.

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I'm not hungry.

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Wilfred, you have to eat
something, or you'll...

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Finish the sentence, Ry.

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I'm not giving up.

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Mate, you gotta stop looking
at this as a bad thing.

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I have completed
my godly mission of leading you

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to happiness. I can't.

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That-That's just not...
It's true.

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When I met you, you were trying
to off yourself

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with a bottle of pills.

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Now, you're parting the pink sea

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with the girl of your dreams.

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(sighs)

85
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It's time for me to move on
to the next pathetic loser.

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I-I mean, "chosen one."

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It's just...

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so sad.

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Ryan, consider this.

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If I...

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Wilfred... (groans)

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(coughing) Wilfred!

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(groaning)
Wilfred?
Oh, my God. No!

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Wilfred!

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Gotcha.

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Oh, you asshole. (giggling)

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I was just only trying
to make you laugh.

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Well, it didn't
make me laugh.
Made me laugh.

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Jesus.

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I knew you two
would get together.

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(Jenna laughs)

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Well, Ryan figured
it out before I did.

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Well, Ryan was always
a very special little boy.

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Even as a baby,
he knew exactly what he wanted.

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(Catherine laughs)

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Always the left breast,

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never the right,

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and I bet he hasn't
changed a bit, has he?

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(snickering)

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You know, I've never seen
any baby pictures of Ryan.

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Yeah, they're here somewhere.

112
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I-I haven't finished unpacking
from my move,

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but I'll dig them out this week.

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Well, Ralston pooped
three times.

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Of course, I only had two bags,
so I had to improvise.

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Ryan, how you doing?

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Come here.

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(Cahill laughs)

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(Ryan chuckles, Cahill laughs)

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Jenna. How do you do?

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Nice to meet you.

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Oh, looks like I got here
just in time.

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Your hug vitals are low.

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Oh.
When was the last time
you had your neck examined? Mmm.

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CAHILL: Mm-mm! (laughs)
(Catherine giggles)

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Don't worry.

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I'm a doctor.

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WILFRED: Hey, dickweed,

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check it out.

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You're not the only tripod
on the block anymore.

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Wilfred, how you doing,
little fella?

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Oh, Elliott, Wilfred has cancer.

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WILFRED: You hear that, bitch?

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The big C.
Fourth-stage lung cancer.

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(imitates gunshot) I win.

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(Wilfred cackles)
CAHILL:
I am so sorry.

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But don't lose hope.

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Listen, this little fella
had cancer three times.

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Seriously? Seriously?

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He's a real miracle.

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I brought him to a holistic vet.

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He used herbs,
acupuncture, Reiki...

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We haven't tried
Eastern medicine.

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The vet said
Wilfred's too far along.

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Well, it wouldn't
hurt to get a name.

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Oh, we can talk
about this later.

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CAHILL:
Listen, as a practitioner
of Western medicine,

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I was skeptical,
but I'm telling you,

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this naturopathic "doctor"
saved his life.

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Isn't that right,
my little survivor?

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Yeah, well, you may have had
more cancer than me,

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but I'm the only
one who has it now!

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CAHILL: Oh, shit!

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Is that a lump?

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Bloody hell!

156
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But Dr. Ha could save his life.

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I don't understand why
you're so against this.

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Because I can't
handle hope right now!

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He's dying, Ryan!

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(Jenna sighs)

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What are you doing, mate?

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I'm trying to save your life.

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No, what you're doing is
creating a rift

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between you and Jenna,
and if that happens,

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my death will be meaningless.

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This is how it's supposed to be.

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I'm gonna die, you and Jenna
are gonna be together forever,

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and nothing's gonna change that!

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DREW: Hey, bro.

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Hey, Wilfy! How's my boy, huh?

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He has cancer.

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And now he's got
a 200-pound tumor.

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My mom told him about Wilfred.

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He called me to get the details,

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but he didn't say anything
about coming out here.

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Did you tell him about us?

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I meant to,

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but his call was
so unexpected and...

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I was so upset.

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Whatever you want to do.

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It's okay. Let's just
keep this about Wilfred.

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Drew, take it easy with Wilfred.

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He's not supposed
to exert himself.

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Yeah, okay.

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I don't think he's
too happy to see me.

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Of course he is. We all are.

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WILFRED: Get rid of him, Ryan.

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Throw his magnificent,
rock-hard ass out of here.

189
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Hey, check it out!

190
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It's Sporty! Sporty?

191
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Yeah, that's the squirrel that
used to throw nuts at my rig

192
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every time I parked under
the walnut tree out front.

193
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At least he looks
happy to see me.

194
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You really
should have called, Drew.

195
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I mean,
where are you gonna stay?

196
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I don't know.
I thought maybe with you?

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Uh, I... I don't, uh...

198
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Sorry. That's stupid.

199
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Never mind.

200
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I'll figure it out.

201
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You can crash on my couch.

202
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Ryan, no!

203
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The past is the past, right?

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(Jenna laughs)

205
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You hear that? She's laughing.

206
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First time since
she found out I was sick.

207
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This is bad.

208
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Why?

209
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You don't want Jenna
to be happy?

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I want you to be happy.

211
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It's my doggod-damned job!
(Drew and Jenna laugh)

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And it's not going
to be possible

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if that horse-hung Neanderthal
is back in Jenna's life.

214
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He's not here for her.
He's here for you.

215
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Jenna and I are fine.

216
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Now let's just do what we can
to make everyone comfortable.

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I don't think Drew's going
to be too comfortable.

218
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What does that mean?

219
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Dog works
in mysterious ways, Ryan.

220
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(Jenna and Drew laughing)

221
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Oh, my God. What's so funny?

222
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Oh, I was just filling Jenna in

223
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on the Sheboygan social scene.

224
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Our friends Dan and
Marta just found out

225
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that they're
pregnant with twins...

226
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Again! ...again!

227
00:09:19,526 --> 00:09:21,393
(laughs)

228
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Oh, classic Dan and Marta.

229
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(Jenna and Ryan laugh)

230
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So, it's getting kind of...
kind of late.

231
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Oh, yeah, I'm still
on Sheboygan time,

232
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so for me it's... 9:30?

233
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Wilfy needs his rest.

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That's cool.

235
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I'll just get up early
and do yoga.

236
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When did you start doing yoga?

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When I moved back to Sheboygan.

238
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Hey, you still take
that 6:30 class?

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Every morning. Well...

240
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if you don't mind,
maybe I'll join you.

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Sure could use a good workout.

242
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(Jenna screams) DREW: Oh, God!

243
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Wilfred!

244
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Poor Sporty!

245
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Collateral damage.

246
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DREW: Oh.

247
00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:06,471
Guess I'm sleeping on the floor.

248
00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:08,206
Or perhaps at a hotel.

249
00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:09,574
In Sheboygan.

250
00:10:09,576 --> 00:10:12,410
You can't sleep on the floor.

251
00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:15,180
You can sleep on my couch.

252
00:10:16,415 --> 00:10:18,283
(loud panting)

253
00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:20,719
How could you let this happen?!

254
00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:22,320
What are you talking about?
How could I...?

255
00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:24,122
Not you!

256
00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:26,491
I don't expect anything
from you.

257
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You're just a puny human.

258
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I'm talking about me!

259
00:10:32,732 --> 00:10:35,467
Well, some god I am.

260
00:10:35,469 --> 00:10:37,435
How the hell...

261
00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:39,471
did I not see this coming?

262
00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:40,972
Wilfred, calm down.

263
00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:43,742
My plan backfired, Ryan.

264
00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:47,512
She was yours.

265
00:10:47,514 --> 00:10:51,282
And I've thrown her right
back into Drew's arms.

266
00:10:51,284 --> 00:10:54,653
That's not gonna happen.
They're doing yoga
tomorrow, Ryan.

267
00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:56,488
Yoga!

268
00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:58,289
Wilfred...!

269
00:10:58,291 --> 00:11:00,592
Wilfred! (screaming)

270
00:11:00,594 --> 00:11:03,662
My stupidity

271
00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:05,296
has cost you

272
00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:07,132
your happiness!

273
00:11:07,134 --> 00:11:08,933
I've failed!

274
00:11:08,935 --> 00:11:10,468
(screams)

275
00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:13,138
Wilfred, this
isn't good for you.
(sobbing)

276
00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:16,374
You don't get it, Ryan.

277
00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:18,443
I'm out of time.

278
00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:20,345
(crying)

279
00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:22,047
I'm out of goddamn time

280
00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:24,449
and I've failed.

281
00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:26,217
I've failed you.

282
00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:27,686
(sobbing)

283
00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:30,722
Wilfred, stop. (Wilfred screams)

284
00:11:32,792 --> 00:11:35,493
Wilfred?

285
00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:39,497
Wilfred! (grunting, gasping)

286
00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:42,400
Wilfred!

287
00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:52,410
Is he in any pain?

288
00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:55,180
Is there anything you can do?

289
00:11:55,182 --> 00:11:57,749
Some... steroid, or...

290
00:11:57,751 --> 00:12:01,186
I can give him something
to make him sleep.

291
00:12:01,188 --> 00:12:02,787
(crying)

292
00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:20,138
(kisses)

293
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,842
(voice breaking):
I love you, Wilfred.

294
00:12:29,849 --> 00:12:32,250
No...

295
00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:36,688
It's okay.

296
00:12:36,690 --> 00:12:38,590
I'll stay here with him.

297
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,360
Oh...

298
00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:43,762
(sighs)

299
00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:45,964
You're a good boy, Wilfy.

300
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,710
Does he know I'm here?

301
00:12:58,712 --> 00:13:00,879
I hope so.

302
00:13:02,815 --> 00:13:05,316
I'm really sorry for your loss.

303
00:13:13,759 --> 00:13:15,994
(door closes)

304
00:13:19,064 --> 00:13:21,299
(deeply sighs)

305
00:13:28,607 --> 00:13:30,842
Wilfred,

306
00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:34,245
I don't know
if you can hear me...

307
00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:37,949
WILFRED:
<i>Yeah, I can hear you, mate.</i>

308
00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:40,151
So this is how it ends.

309
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,420
Afraid so.

310
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,656
What am I gonna do without you?

311
00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:46,257
I guess that's up to you.

312
00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:47,759
But do me a favor.

313
00:13:47,761 --> 00:13:49,661
Have a good cry,

314
00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:51,196
get it all out,

315
00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:53,364
then move on.

316
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:55,967
Go be happy.

317
00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:59,037
How can I be happy
without my best friend?

318
00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:01,239
I know how you feel.

319
00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:05,810
I asked myself that same
question when Dennis died.

320
00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:07,612
(quiet laugh)

321
00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:11,149
Recognize this place?

322
00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:13,785
RYAN: The-The painting.

323
00:14:13,787 --> 00:14:15,520
From the basement.

324
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:19,991
Wilfred...

325
00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:21,459
is the basement...

326
00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:23,294
Heaven?

327
00:14:24,630 --> 00:14:25,964
What do you think?

328
00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:29,968
No.

329
00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:32,971
Maybe.

330
00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:34,706
I don't know what to think.

331
00:14:37,476 --> 00:14:40,311
Then stop thinking.

332
00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:46,985
All your questions
will be answered, Ryan.

333
00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:48,486
Eventually.

334
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:50,021
But the big answers

335
00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:51,990
are like those missing kids
on the milk cartons.

336
00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:53,391
They don't want to be found.

337
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,593
They'll turn up when
they're ready.

338
00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:57,262
I don't, I don't think
that's right...

339
00:14:57,264 --> 00:14:59,230
It's time to stop digging, mate.

340
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,066
Just be.

341
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,535
Will I ever see you again?

342
00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:10,575
I have to move on.

343
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:13,211
That's how Mataman rolls.

344
00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:15,747
So you really are a god?

345
00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:18,783
Ryan, do you really
think a guy like you

346
00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:20,418
could get a girl like Jenna

347
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,020
without divine intervention?

348
00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:24,122
Yeah, I'm a god.

349
00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:26,758
You're welcome, by the way.

350
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,660
Thanks, Wilfred.

351
00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:31,429
For everything.

352
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,665
It's been my privilege.

353
00:15:35,367 --> 00:15:38,002
And you're gonna
do fine without me.

354
00:15:41,473 --> 00:15:44,309
I'm done, mate.

355
00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:46,377
You hold on to that.

356
00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:33,291
Need any Stevia for your house?

357
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:34,859
I'm good.

358
00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:37,128
Six bucks for two cups
of coffee.

359
00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:38,830
At that price, I should've taken

360
00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:40,665
the half-and-half pitcher, too.

361
00:16:43,635 --> 00:16:46,104
You must really miss him.

362
00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:48,439
Only every second.

363
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:49,974
I remember when Sneakers died,

364
00:16:49,976 --> 00:16:52,176
you stayed in bed
for three whole days.

365
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:54,712
I never thought I could
love another dog more.

366
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:57,382
But you did. So...

367
00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:59,384
maybe you should
get another one.

368
00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:00,785
Wilfred was...

369
00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:02,520
special.

370
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,489
I could never replace him.

371
00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:07,191
And Jenna would see it as
a huge act of betrayal.

372
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:09,193
How's she holding up?

373
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:11,396
She's inconsolable.

374
00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:12,964
Crying nonstop.

375
00:17:12,966 --> 00:17:15,800
She and Drew are signing
their divorce papers now.

376
00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:19,504
Hope theirs goes down
better than mine did.

377
00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:21,706
In other news, I got a job.

378
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,374
Going back to medicine.

379
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,376
Really? That's great.

380
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:28,479
It's for a free clinic, so I'll
only be treating poor people.

381
00:17:30,082 --> 00:17:32,483
But on the plus side,
at least I'll be around people

382
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:34,986
more miserable than I am.

383
00:17:38,023 --> 00:17:40,825
(Jenna and Drew laughing)

384
00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:42,727
What you got there?

385
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:45,997
(nervous laugh)

386
00:17:45,999 --> 00:17:49,700
Why, this here is, uh, is Jordy.

387
00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:52,804
I'll, uh, I'll go
take him for a walk.

388
00:17:55,441 --> 00:17:57,108
Already?

389
00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:58,676
Uh...

390
00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:00,545
Drew got him this morning.

391
00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:03,014
So it's his dog.

392
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,118
We're gonna raise him together.

393
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,888
I-I don't understand.

394
00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:14,225
We couldn't sign
the papers, Ryan.

395
00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:16,694
This week has been
so awful, and...

396
00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:18,029
and Drew's been so great.

397
00:18:18,031 --> 00:18:20,565
You told me you needed
some time alone,

398
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,767
so I stayed away.

399
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:25,103
I-I didn't try to fix you.
I know,

400
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:26,737
and I thought that's
what I wanted, but...

401
00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:28,039
I can't believe this!

402
00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:29,707
Drew and I have
a history together, and

403
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:32,310
most of that history
is really good. It...

404
00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:34,479
it just got bad
when we came to L.A.

405
00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:35,813
What about the mask?

406
00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:37,915
What about being
who you really are?

407
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:39,917
I-I overstated that.

408
00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:42,420
It's-It's not true. Yes, it is.

409
00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:43,721
I think that's maybe
the only true thing

410
00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:45,123
you've ever said to me.

411
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:47,892
I know you're hurt...

412
00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:50,561
You said you were finally
finding yourself with me.

413
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:52,563
Why don't you want that anymore?

414
00:18:53,765 --> 00:18:55,933
You don't understand. No.

415
00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:58,269
You know what? I think I do.

416
00:18:58,271 --> 00:19:00,238
I think I finally get it.

417
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,173
I'm in love with a fantasy.

418
00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:04,742
That-That smiley, bubbly persona

419
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:06,077
is just bullshit.

420
00:19:06,079 --> 00:19:08,779
Y-You want to run back
to Wisconsin

421
00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:10,681
and play it safe
instead of taking a risk

422
00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:13,384
and maybe finding
real happiness.

423
00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:16,787
I'm sorry.

424
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:19,624
Me, too.

425
00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:22,326
I'm sorry for you.

426
00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:29,033
Hey, Ryan...?

427
00:19:40,145 --> 00:19:42,647
♪ ♪

428
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:45,116
Ryan, primo coiler.

429
00:19:45,118 --> 00:19:47,285
One of the best I've seen.
(laughs)

430
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,627
(spluttering)

431
00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:58,796
(Ryan laughing)

432
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:13,411
Really? Really?

433
00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:14,912
Ryan, don't.

434
00:20:15,747 --> 00:20:20,218
Merry Christmas, everybody.

435
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:30,561
(panting)

436
00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:38,903
(grunts)

437
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:41,138
(panting)

438
00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:48,112
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