1 00:00:01,585 --> 00:00:03,838 MARY ALICE: Previously on Desperate Housewives. 2 00:00:04,172 --> 00:00:06,674 Adam was finished with Katherine. 3 00:00:07,426 --> 00:00:08,969 Please get rid of that gum. 4 00:00:09,011 --> 00:00:11,139 But Dylan's father came back. 5 00:00:11,515 --> 00:00:12,682 - Bye, sweetheart. - Bye, Dad. 6 00:00:12,766 --> 00:00:15,645 I tricked you into thinking Dylan was yours. 7 00:00:16,354 --> 00:00:17,688 I finished that DNA you wanted, 8 00:00:17,772 --> 00:00:19,942 and your suspect's not related to the victim at all. 9 00:00:20,025 --> 00:00:22,904 Gabby and Carlos were forced to go to the police. 10 00:00:23,112 --> 00:00:24,280 CARLOS: Are you sure it was cocaine? 11 00:00:24,364 --> 00:00:27,576 Carlos, I was a fashion model in the '90s. I know cocaine. 12 00:00:27,618 --> 00:00:28,994 Just give me what I want... 13 00:00:29,036 --> 00:00:30,080 And Lynette... 14 00:00:30,121 --> 00:00:32,374 ...or you're not gonna like what happens. 15 00:00:32,457 --> 00:00:34,669 ... was pushed to her breaking point. 16 00:00:39,049 --> 00:00:41,009 Coffee mugs to the contrary, 17 00:00:41,386 --> 00:00:45,349 Lynette Scavo knew that she was not the world's greatest mother. 18 00:00:46,809 --> 00:00:50,689 In fact, when it came to parenting, Lynette had done many things 19 00:00:50,814 --> 00:00:52,650 she was not proud of. 20 00:00:54,902 --> 00:00:57,322 Like the time when she offered Parker cash 21 00:00:57,406 --> 00:01:00,076 if he agreed to eat all of his spinach. 22 00:01:01,077 --> 00:01:05,207 Or when she told the twins there was treasure buried beneath the weeds. 23 00:01:07,084 --> 00:01:10,422 Or when she gave her kids a little extra cough syrup 24 00:01:10,505 --> 00:01:12,717 so she could finish her novel. 25 00:01:13,926 --> 00:01:15,721 But despite these lapses, 26 00:01:15,804 --> 00:01:16,805 (WAFFLE IRON DINGS) 27 00:01:16,847 --> 00:01:21,603 Lynette didn't think of herself as the worst mother in the world, either. 28 00:01:21,686 --> 00:01:24,398 Until one horrible day. 29 00:01:24,481 --> 00:01:28,361 - Since when do you make waffles? - Well, Kayla loves waffles. 30 00:01:28,445 --> 00:01:30,865 And since she and I have been having some problems lately, 31 00:01:30,948 --> 00:01:32,408 I wanted to do something nice for her. 32 00:01:32,450 --> 00:01:33,492 (DOORBELL RINGS) 33 00:01:33,534 --> 00:01:36,371 You tell Kayla her breakfast is ready. 34 00:01:38,458 --> 00:01:40,251 - Hi. - My name is Fern Parrish. 35 00:01:40,293 --> 00:01:43,756 This is my colleague, Irene Semanis. We're from CPS. 36 00:01:44,381 --> 00:01:47,469 One sec. Preston, you might want to stop dropping your waffle on the floor, 37 00:01:47,552 --> 00:01:50,348 because I'm still going to make you eat it. 38 00:01:50,723 --> 00:01:55,270 - So, what's CPS? - Children's Protective Services. 39 00:01:57,148 --> 00:01:59,484 For what it's worth, I keep my floors incredibly clean. 40 00:01:59,567 --> 00:02:03,530 Mrs Scavo, we recently received a report of some abuse in your home. 41 00:02:03,572 --> 00:02:06,201 Abuse? That's ridiculous. 42 00:02:06,243 --> 00:02:09,539 Well, we got a call from a Dr Joshua Dolan. 43 00:02:09,580 --> 00:02:12,000 It seems he was contacted by your daughter, Kayla. 44 00:02:12,084 --> 00:02:14,670 Who says you hit her. Repeatedly. 45 00:02:16,756 --> 00:02:17,757 Okay. 46 00:02:19,009 --> 00:02:20,970 First, I'm not that kind of mom. 47 00:02:21,011 --> 00:02:25,934 And second, Kayla has a tendency to exaggerate. 48 00:02:26,017 --> 00:02:29,272 We also have a security tape from a clothing store. 49 00:02:29,397 --> 00:02:32,609 It shows you slapping a young girl across the face. 50 00:02:33,277 --> 00:02:35,446 We're assuming that's Kayla. 51 00:02:40,869 --> 00:02:43,707 Have a seat. I'll be with you in a second. 52 00:02:46,544 --> 00:02:51,425 MARY ALICE: Yes, Lynette Scavo was not the world's greatest mother. 53 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:52,886 (WAFFLE IRON DINGS) 54 00:02:52,969 --> 00:02:56,599 But in her heart she knew she had done the best she could, 55 00:02:58,559 --> 00:03:02,147 given what she had to work with. 56 00:03:16,582 --> 00:03:21,463 Lynette. It's how the French describe a "pretty one." 57 00:03:22,505 --> 00:03:27,137 Katherine. Coined by the ancient Greeks, it denotes "purity." 58 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:33,645 Gabrielle. A Hebrew word meaning "God is my strength." 59 00:03:35,522 --> 00:03:39,611 Bree. It's an Irish name that means "power." 60 00:03:41,112 --> 00:03:42,198 Indeed, 61 00:03:43,115 --> 00:03:46,662 every name has a single specific meaning. 62 00:03:49,624 --> 00:03:53,128 Which is why parents have trouble choosing one 63 00:03:53,212 --> 00:03:57,050 for someone who means everything to them. 64 00:03:57,217 --> 00:03:59,010 What about Philip? I like Philip. 65 00:03:59,052 --> 00:04:02,682 I know you do. I don't, and neither does the baby. 66 00:04:03,307 --> 00:04:07,062 Philip? Oh, Phil? See? Nothing. Not even a burp. 67 00:04:07,646 --> 00:04:11,276 Here's a thought. How about Nathaniel? 68 00:04:11,317 --> 00:04:14,029 All right, that's the fourth time you've tried to sneak Nathaniel past me. 69 00:04:14,071 --> 00:04:15,490 I'm putting Peyton back on the table. 70 00:04:15,574 --> 00:04:18,368 I am not naming my son after a quarterback. 71 00:04:19,996 --> 00:04:22,707 All right. Here's the rest of my list. Lucas? 72 00:04:23,333 --> 00:04:25,502 - Sounds like "mucus." - Mitchum? 73 00:04:25,752 --> 00:04:27,797 - Like the deodorant? - Unitas? 74 00:04:27,839 --> 00:04:29,424 Oh, give me that! 75 00:04:31,343 --> 00:04:33,345 Well, we need new inspiration. 76 00:04:35,515 --> 00:04:39,562 - Oh. Riley. - I like it. Who is he? 77 00:04:39,604 --> 00:04:43,984 He's a guy who... "Killed Six, Then Self." 78 00:04:46,821 --> 00:04:49,950 Well, I give up. He's not going to get a name. 79 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:53,622 When we want him to come, we'll just whistle and say, "Here, boy." 80 00:04:53,663 --> 00:04:57,543 WO MAN ON P. A: Dr Conner? Paging Dr Conner. Please call Admitting. 81 00:04:58,210 --> 00:05:00,004 - Conner. - I love it. 82 00:05:00,463 --> 00:05:02,215 Me, too! 83 00:05:02,925 --> 00:05:08,974 Oh, you finally have a name. Dr Conner Delfino. 84 00:05:12,062 --> 00:05:15,315 Oh, hey. I'm going off to the mall. You want to come with? 85 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:19,111 No, thanks. I got to make sure my handyman gets his wiring done. 86 00:05:19,153 --> 00:05:23,618 He screwed it up the last time. Do you realise we could have had a fire? 87 00:05:23,993 --> 00:05:25,703 Sorry, Mrs Solis. 88 00:05:26,579 --> 00:05:29,124 All right, then. I'll see you later. 89 00:05:34,172 --> 00:05:35,675 And she's gone. 90 00:05:36,842 --> 00:05:39,221 Great. Let's break into her room. 91 00:05:43,601 --> 00:05:46,689 Soon as I finish this, I'll start placing the bugs in the other rooms. 92 00:05:46,772 --> 00:05:48,482 Well, isn't her room enough? 93 00:05:48,524 --> 00:05:51,027 She has a prepaid cell phone, so we can't tap it. 94 00:05:51,111 --> 00:05:54,282 Our only hope of nailing her supplier is to record every conversation 95 00:05:54,365 --> 00:05:55,658 she has in this house. 96 00:05:55,700 --> 00:05:57,077 Well, how long is that going to take? 97 00:05:57,119 --> 00:06:00,080 We got a tip that she's expecting a delivery this week. 98 00:06:00,122 --> 00:06:02,458 So it won't be long before Miss Leonard learns the joys 99 00:06:02,542 --> 00:06:05,129 of a little girl-on-girl action in a prison shower. 100 00:06:05,212 --> 00:06:06,297 (CHUCKLES) 101 00:06:06,714 --> 00:06:10,093 Okay, first of all, you're a pig. Second of all, don't say things like that. 102 00:06:10,135 --> 00:06:12,638 - Ellie's my friend. - Yeah, well, your friend's a drug dealer, 103 00:06:12,722 --> 00:06:14,181 i.e., scum. 104 00:06:15,057 --> 00:06:19,856 Hey, you don't even know her. Okay, yes, she's made some bad choices. 105 00:06:19,897 --> 00:06:21,566 But deep down, she's a good person. 106 00:06:21,649 --> 00:06:24,069 Yeah, well, deep down, I hope she rots in jail. 107 00:06:24,153 --> 00:06:28,199 Okay, when this thing is over, let's not do the whole Christmas card thing. 108 00:06:28,241 --> 00:06:29,367 (DOOR OPENING) 109 00:06:29,659 --> 00:06:32,955 - Is that your husband? - No, he's at Braille school. 110 00:06:39,005 --> 00:06:42,676 - Gabby? - Oh! Ellie! Hey! 111 00:06:42,843 --> 00:06:44,553 What the hell are you doing in my room? 112 00:06:44,595 --> 00:06:46,514 We weren't expecting you back so soon. 113 00:06:46,598 --> 00:06:49,434 I forgot my wallet. Again, what the hell are you doing in my room? 114 00:06:49,517 --> 00:06:53,774 Well, we needed some privacy. See, Roy and I are lovers. 115 00:06:55,943 --> 00:06:57,445 You're having an affair with your handyman? 116 00:06:57,528 --> 00:07:01,116 I know, it's crazy. You wouldn't believe the passion. 117 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:04,119 I mean, I was powerless to resist. 118 00:07:06,039 --> 00:07:09,502 - Just get out of my room. - Okay, okay. We're going. 119 00:07:16,219 --> 00:07:18,429 That's for using your tongue! 120 00:07:20,391 --> 00:07:22,476 Lots of people do missionary work, 121 00:07:22,559 --> 00:07:25,814 but few have the guts to smuggle bibles into North Korea. 122 00:07:25,897 --> 00:07:30,069 It is my distinct pleasure to welcome back, after four long years, 123 00:07:30,152 --> 00:07:31,321 Reverend Michael Green. 124 00:07:31,405 --> 00:07:33,323 (CONGREGATION CLAPPING) 125 00:07:36,077 --> 00:07:38,956 Thank you for that glorious introduction, Joe. 126 00:07:38,998 --> 00:07:40,249 Well, it's good to be back. 127 00:07:40,332 --> 00:07:44,129 Now, if you'll all please stand and offer each other the Lord's peace. 128 00:07:46,674 --> 00:07:49,385 (PEOPLE MURMURING THE LORD'S PEACE) 129 00:07:49,510 --> 00:07:51,555 Peace be with you, Bree. 130 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:55,059 I reject your peace, and I demand you stop stalking me! 131 00:07:55,435 --> 00:07:56,561 I'm doing no such thing. 132 00:07:56,602 --> 00:07:59,148 Really? So I just happen to run into you at the dry cleaner, 133 00:07:59,189 --> 00:08:00,566 the greengrocer, the post office? 134 00:08:00,607 --> 00:08:03,737 We shared a life together. It's only natural we'd frequent the same places. 135 00:08:03,778 --> 00:08:06,032 Oh, please. I saw you at my nail salon. 136 00:08:06,115 --> 00:08:09,578 There's nothing in the bible that says a man can't enjoy a nice pedicure. 137 00:08:09,619 --> 00:08:12,832 Orson, hear me when I say this. It's over. 138 00:08:13,708 --> 00:08:17,087 You have done unconscionable things for which I can never forgive you. 139 00:08:17,129 --> 00:08:18,589 And no amount of flitting about 140 00:08:18,631 --> 00:08:20,258 in my peripheral vision is going to change that. 141 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:22,761 But there must be something I can do. 142 00:08:22,802 --> 00:08:25,723 You know I've repented. Bree, we can get past this. 143 00:08:25,806 --> 00:08:28,685 I know no such thing. Now be quiet! I'm done talking to you! 144 00:08:28,727 --> 00:08:33,441 Bree! So nice to see you again. Peace be with you. 145 00:08:33,483 --> 00:08:36,945 And also with you. Do not give this man peace. 146 00:08:42,662 --> 00:08:45,164 Shouldn't keep your doors unlocked, Kathy. 147 00:08:47,501 --> 00:08:51,047 Why do you think they call them "crimes of opportunity"? 148 00:08:52,423 --> 00:08:54,051 What do you want? 149 00:08:56,929 --> 00:09:00,934 Dylan used to have a big old scar, right here, but now it's gone. 150 00:09:02,353 --> 00:09:05,607 I'm just curious how you would explain that. 151 00:09:08,610 --> 00:09:10,655 Never too early to start drinking, is it? 152 00:09:10,697 --> 00:09:13,659 She fell off her bike. Eleven stitches. I remember. 153 00:09:17,455 --> 00:09:21,168 I took her to a plastic surgeon in Chicago, 154 00:09:21,210 --> 00:09:23,504 because I didn't want her to feel self-conscious. 155 00:09:23,587 --> 00:09:25,674 Well, that's pretty convenient. 156 00:09:26,550 --> 00:09:28,136 What are you suggesting, Wayne? 157 00:09:28,219 --> 00:09:30,054 Something's not right. 158 00:09:30,221 --> 00:09:32,516 I felt it from the moment that I laid eyes on her. 159 00:09:32,558 --> 00:09:36,396 I just don't see myself in her at all. 160 00:09:36,688 --> 00:09:38,858 I told you. She's not yours. 161 00:09:39,150 --> 00:09:42,529 Yeah. But I don't see you in her, either. 162 00:09:44,156 --> 00:09:47,952 So let's just settle this, once and for all. 163 00:09:48,036 --> 00:09:52,499 Take a DNA test. All I need is one strand of hair. 164 00:09:52,583 --> 00:09:56,921 - Knock, knock. Is this a bad time? - No, not at all. 165 00:09:57,005 --> 00:10:00,343 Great, because we are here to throw ourselves on your mercy. 166 00:10:00,384 --> 00:10:02,554 We are having a commitment ceremony in five days, 167 00:10:02,637 --> 00:10:04,306 and our caterer just cancelled. 168 00:10:04,389 --> 00:10:06,726 We know it's short notice. Totally understand if you say no. 169 00:10:06,809 --> 00:10:11,607 Nonsense. I'd love to do it. Why don't you have a seat and we'll talk details? 170 00:10:13,777 --> 00:10:16,447 I'm sorry. If you're busy, we can come back later. 171 00:10:16,489 --> 00:10:21,745 No, no, that's okay. You stay. I'll come back later. 172 00:10:26,209 --> 00:10:29,797 Lynette, I'm sorry. When I'm told about a suspected case of child abuse, 173 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:32,092 I am bound by law to report it. 174 00:10:32,133 --> 00:10:33,843 Okay, so what happens now? 175 00:10:33,927 --> 00:10:37,264 I'm just trying to help CPS finish their investigation. 176 00:10:37,306 --> 00:10:40,102 They'll interview your kids, their teachers, 177 00:10:40,185 --> 00:10:42,939 - possibly some of your neighbours. - My neighbours? 178 00:10:43,314 --> 00:10:45,274 God! I could strangle that girl! 179 00:10:45,316 --> 00:10:48,112 Honey, might want to stop saying things like that. 180 00:10:48,195 --> 00:10:51,282 Look, for the next few days, let Tom handle the kids. 181 00:10:51,908 --> 00:10:54,286 Any other problems between you and Kayla 182 00:10:54,328 --> 00:10:56,956 could jeopardize custody of all your children. 183 00:10:56,997 --> 00:10:59,668 Wait. They could take my children? 184 00:10:59,918 --> 00:11:02,797 - No one's taking anyone. - You have got to be kidding me! 185 00:11:02,839 --> 00:11:05,926 This is all a big misunderstanding. I'm sure that we can work this out. 186 00:11:05,968 --> 00:11:08,679 So what do I need to do to keep my kids? 187 00:11:09,264 --> 00:11:11,474 DR DOLAN: Well, there are a lot of things you can do. 188 00:11:11,516 --> 00:11:14,186 First, no physical discipline with... 189 00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:37,049 Bob liked the idea of the onion and white asparagus tart. 190 00:11:37,132 --> 00:11:40,011 Wonderful! With a little goat cheese. 191 00:11:40,136 --> 00:11:42,513 Oh, and Lee asked for stuffed mushrooms. 192 00:11:43,140 --> 00:11:46,393 Those, with roasted green beans as our side dishes. 193 00:11:48,396 --> 00:11:51,525 Nice tight grouping. You are not rusty at all. 194 00:11:51,567 --> 00:11:53,569 Thank you. It felt good. 195 00:11:54,738 --> 00:11:56,782 Although I always like a trip to the range, 196 00:11:56,823 --> 00:11:59,494 is there any particular reason we came here for party planning? 197 00:11:59,577 --> 00:12:03,916 Well, with Adam gone, I've just been feeling a little uneasy lately. 198 00:12:03,999 --> 00:12:06,544 It's funny how having a man in the house can make you feel safer, 199 00:12:06,586 --> 00:12:09,882 no matter how retiring or easily spooked he might be. 200 00:12:09,924 --> 00:12:13,345 That's true. I just need to feel that if an intruder broke in, 201 00:12:13,512 --> 00:12:16,766 I could take care of it. Effectively. 202 00:12:18,101 --> 00:12:21,397 You really want to be effective? Try hollow points. 203 00:12:21,855 --> 00:12:24,401 These rounds you've got punch straight through, 204 00:12:24,442 --> 00:12:27,070 but a hollow point blooms on impact. 205 00:12:27,112 --> 00:12:29,490 Cuts the body to shreds from the inside. 206 00:12:33,203 --> 00:12:35,540 Sounds exactly like what I need. 207 00:12:38,209 --> 00:12:41,171 Now, let's talk desserts. 208 00:12:49,056 --> 00:12:51,810 I just got a call from my mom. My grandpa died. 209 00:12:51,893 --> 00:12:54,062 Oh, I'm so sorry. 210 00:12:55,148 --> 00:12:57,316 I know how much you loved him. 211 00:12:57,483 --> 00:13:01,363 You know, actually, I've been thinking about it. I know we settled on Conner, 212 00:13:01,405 --> 00:13:05,326 but I'd like to name our son after my grandfather. 213 00:13:06,495 --> 00:13:09,833 Oh. Well, yeah. 214 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:13,671 Conner's just a name we picked out of thin air. 215 00:13:13,921 --> 00:13:17,134 - This would mean something. - So you're okay with this? 216 00:13:17,176 --> 00:13:20,220 I think it's a beautiful way to honour your grandfather. 217 00:13:20,262 --> 00:13:24,477 I mean, James wouldn't be my first choice, but it's a good solid name. 218 00:13:24,518 --> 00:13:28,356 No, Grandpa James is my dad's dad. This was my mom's, Maynard. 219 00:13:29,775 --> 00:13:32,570 Oh, right. Maynard. 220 00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:37,451 Oh, that's awful. That he died. 221 00:13:37,451 --> 00:13:41,206 Why didn't we think of this before? It's such a beautiful Southern name. 222 00:13:41,289 --> 00:13:45,294 Oh, and rare. Really rare. 223 00:13:45,377 --> 00:13:48,548 And you're right. It's a great way to honour my grandfather. 224 00:13:48,632 --> 00:13:51,719 Yeah. I said that, didn't I? 225 00:13:52,637 --> 00:13:54,932 Oh, shoot! We can't do it. 226 00:13:54,973 --> 00:13:58,436 Isn't your Grandpa James significantly older than Grandpa Maynard? 227 00:13:58,478 --> 00:14:02,358 - Shouldn't we honour him, first? - But Grandpa James isn't dead. 228 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:04,693 You sure? It's worth a phone call. 229 00:14:04,985 --> 00:14:09,199 Actually, I've got a cousin who's named after him already. So, we're covered. 230 00:14:09,408 --> 00:14:12,036 Thank you, Susan. This really means a lot. 231 00:14:13,162 --> 00:14:15,374 I'm going to go call my mom. 232 00:14:18,837 --> 00:14:20,296 Forgive me. 233 00:14:21,674 --> 00:14:24,719 Don't look at me like that. His grandfather just died. 234 00:14:27,848 --> 00:14:32,563 Hey! Lunch is almost ready. I'm making your favourite. 235 00:14:37,026 --> 00:14:39,697 - I take it you're still mad at me. - Well, yeah. 236 00:14:39,780 --> 00:14:42,241 I just don't get why you broke into my room. 237 00:14:42,283 --> 00:14:44,703 Well, I couldn't risk doing it in my room. 238 00:14:44,786 --> 00:14:48,541 Ever since Carlos went blind, he's developed a strong sense of smell. 239 00:14:48,708 --> 00:14:50,251 I don't know if you happened to catch a whiff of Roy, 240 00:14:50,293 --> 00:14:52,337 but that is one telltale odour. 241 00:14:52,379 --> 00:14:56,468 Well, that's another thing, you know. What do you see in that guy? 242 00:14:58,637 --> 00:15:03,101 You know, he's a handyman. He knows how to 243 00:15:03,393 --> 00:15:05,938 get in there and make stuff work. 244 00:15:06,731 --> 00:15:10,027 But he's a zero, and Carlos is so fantastic. 245 00:15:10,986 --> 00:15:13,615 - Don't you love him? - Of course I do. 246 00:15:13,990 --> 00:15:16,201 Carlos Solis is the love of my life. 247 00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:22,250 But, you know, sometimes you get bored, 248 00:15:22,334 --> 00:15:27,006 and a big, greasy, disgusting handyman really hits the spot. 249 00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:41,191 (GASPS) 250 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:45,446 (SIGHS) Adam, what the... You scared me half to death! 251 00:15:46,114 --> 00:15:47,991 Sorry. I let myself in. 252 00:15:50,452 --> 00:15:51,538 Why? 253 00:15:52,288 --> 00:15:54,124 Dylan told me Wayne's back. 254 00:15:54,457 --> 00:15:56,710 - Why didn't you call me? - Because I'm handling it. 255 00:15:56,794 --> 00:15:58,337 Yeah, she told me about the shooting range, too. 256 00:15:58,379 --> 00:16:00,006 You sure that's the best way to handle it? 257 00:16:00,048 --> 00:16:03,219 Adam, you made it very clear that you were done with me. 258 00:16:03,803 --> 00:16:05,430 But I'm not done with Dylan. 259 00:16:05,471 --> 00:16:07,975 And if Wayne's back, then I'm going to protect her. 260 00:16:08,058 --> 00:16:11,187 So maybe I should pay him a little visit. Scare him off. 261 00:16:12,313 --> 00:16:14,817 If you'd ever met Wayne, you'd know better. 262 00:16:16,986 --> 00:16:18,822 Well, then let's get Dylan out of town. 263 00:16:18,905 --> 00:16:21,409 I tried. She says she's not leaving. 264 00:16:23,494 --> 00:16:28,500 Well, I promised her a trip for graduation. Just the three of us, 265 00:16:28,585 --> 00:16:30,587 anywhere she wanted to go. 266 00:16:31,754 --> 00:16:35,092 Okay. But what happens when the trip's over? 267 00:16:35,259 --> 00:16:37,679 Won't we just be at square one again? 268 00:16:38,013 --> 00:16:40,016 Not if we don't come back. 269 00:16:43,937 --> 00:16:46,648 - Oh, Susan, he's adorable. - He's so precious. 270 00:16:46,690 --> 00:16:50,904 So, it's been two days now. Did you and Mike finally land on a name? 271 00:16:52,114 --> 00:16:53,199 Maynard. 272 00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:00,750 Maynard? 273 00:17:02,126 --> 00:17:05,172 - Wow. Interesting. - Has a very distinct ring. 274 00:17:05,547 --> 00:17:07,550 Okay, drop the act, ladies. I hate it, too. 275 00:17:07,634 --> 00:17:10,638 Mike insisted that we name him after his dead grandfather. 276 00:17:10,721 --> 00:17:12,056 How did he die? Was he beaten to death 277 00:17:12,139 --> 00:17:13,725 because his name was Maynard? 278 00:17:13,809 --> 00:17:17,855 I know, it's terrible. But I can't change it now. Mike was so emotional about it. 279 00:17:17,897 --> 00:17:19,690 Well, then appeal to his sense of reason, 280 00:17:19,732 --> 00:17:22,778 because the name Maynard doesn't go with the name Delfino. 281 00:17:22,820 --> 00:17:24,863 One is German, and the other is Italian. 282 00:17:24,905 --> 00:17:27,242 And we all know what happens when those folks get together. 283 00:17:27,325 --> 00:17:30,412 Well, I'm not sure that the World War II argument is going to fly. 284 00:17:30,496 --> 00:17:33,750 Come on. You have to do something. I mean, that name is practically abusive. 285 00:17:33,834 --> 00:17:35,252 Yeah, think about your son. 286 00:17:35,335 --> 00:17:37,004 People live up to the names they're given. 287 00:17:37,088 --> 00:17:38,798 If my parents hadn't named me Gabrielle, 288 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:41,093 who knows if I'd be this pretty? 289 00:17:41,176 --> 00:17:42,761 I guess that's why they didn't name you Einstein. 290 00:17:42,845 --> 00:17:45,014 So sarcastic. But what would you expect from a Lynette? 291 00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:46,141 (SCOFFS) 292 00:17:46,182 --> 00:17:49,270 What? If your name was Francesca, you wouldn't have time for sarcasm. 293 00:17:49,353 --> 00:17:52,107 You'd be too busy having sex on a Vespa. 294 00:17:52,190 --> 00:17:56,279 You're right. My son's future is at stake. I have to do something. 295 00:17:56,446 --> 00:17:58,448 Maybe not. We call Gabrielle "Gabby." 296 00:17:58,531 --> 00:18:01,785 I mean, perhaps there's a shortened version of Maynard you could live with. 297 00:18:01,869 --> 00:18:04,706 Yeah. Which says "kick my ass" less? 298 00:18:05,123 --> 00:18:07,126 "May" or "Nerd"? 299 00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:17,180 - What's going on? - FEMALE OFFICER: Lynette Scavo? 300 00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:18,682 I'm placing you under arrest. 301 00:18:18,724 --> 00:18:20,767 What? Why? For what? 302 00:18:20,809 --> 00:18:23,229 Kayla showed us the burn mark on her arm. 303 00:18:23,396 --> 00:18:24,689 Burn mark? What burn mark? 304 00:18:24,731 --> 00:18:27,026 You see? She doesn't know anything about that. So, please, if we could 305 00:18:27,067 --> 00:18:28,904 - just go back and talk about this! - Sir, enough! 306 00:18:28,987 --> 00:18:30,572 Ma'am, you're going to have to come with us. 307 00:18:30,655 --> 00:18:31,823 - Oh! Tom. - Okay. You know what? 308 00:18:31,907 --> 00:18:35,495 - I'm going to go call the attorney. - Okay, look, look. I will come with you. 309 00:18:35,536 --> 00:18:38,165 Please, just don't handcuff me in front of my children. 310 00:18:38,248 --> 00:18:42,003 Well, you should've thought of that before you hurt one of them. 311 00:18:42,045 --> 00:18:44,840 Lynette Scavo, you have the right to remain silent. If you give up that right, 312 00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:47,844 anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. 313 00:18:47,928 --> 00:18:50,347 You have the right to have an attorney present during questioning. 314 00:18:50,388 --> 00:18:53,643 If you do not have one, we will appoint one for you. 315 00:19:00,109 --> 00:19:02,988 Well, I'd be delighted to speak to them, Bree. 316 00:19:03,697 --> 00:19:06,576 Perhaps I can tell them the story about the time I evaded 317 00:19:06,618 --> 00:19:10,581 the North Korean border patrol by hiding in a pile of oxen dung. 318 00:19:10,623 --> 00:19:11,707 (BOTH CHUCKLING) 319 00:19:11,791 --> 00:19:16,004 They'll love that. This is going to be the best seniors' brunch ever. 320 00:19:16,213 --> 00:19:18,800 I'm so glad you're back. Between you and me, 321 00:19:18,883 --> 00:19:20,593 Reverend Sykes tended to pander 322 00:19:20,635 --> 00:19:23,305 to the congregation's progressive element. 323 00:19:23,973 --> 00:19:27,185 I prefer your more muscular brand of Christianity. 324 00:19:27,811 --> 00:19:29,772 Well, thank you, Bree. 325 00:19:30,064 --> 00:19:34,945 I thought of you also. I'm so sorry to hear about Rex's passing. 326 00:19:35,904 --> 00:19:38,241 But I understand that you remarried. 327 00:19:38,324 --> 00:19:43,205 I did, but I'm afraid it hasn't worked out. It's been rough. 328 00:19:43,455 --> 00:19:45,625 For what it's worth, I know how you feel. 329 00:19:45,667 --> 00:19:49,881 When Carolyn left me, the Ioneliness was crippling. 330 00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:52,759 - I didn't know she left you. - Yes. 331 00:19:53,677 --> 00:19:55,597 For our Korean grocer. 332 00:19:56,222 --> 00:19:58,141 I'll tell you, sometimes, 333 00:19:58,266 --> 00:20:02,146 this merciful God of ours has one sick sense of humour. 334 00:20:03,106 --> 00:20:06,318 Cartman, table for four at 7:30. See you then. 335 00:20:07,111 --> 00:20:08,196 - Table for one? - ORSON: Yes. 336 00:20:08,279 --> 00:20:09,322 (PHONE RINGING) 337 00:20:09,363 --> 00:20:10,616 Scavo's. 338 00:20:11,950 --> 00:20:13,327 Is everything all right? 339 00:20:13,368 --> 00:20:16,623 Oh, this is a bit awkward, but my soon-to-be ex just walked in. 340 00:20:16,706 --> 00:20:20,252 - He's been following me everywhere. - Ace, 8:30 p.m. 341 00:20:20,878 --> 00:20:23,173 Would you mind terribly if I took your hand? 342 00:20:23,215 --> 00:20:27,053 Maybe that way he'll finally get the idea that I've moved on. 343 00:20:28,054 --> 00:20:30,182 My hand is at your service. 344 00:20:31,558 --> 00:20:34,938 Right this way, sir. Will you be needing a wine list? 345 00:20:39,527 --> 00:20:43,114 Actually, I think I'll be needing a new restaurant. 346 00:20:47,495 --> 00:20:50,958 (SIGHS) It worked. Thank you for that. 347 00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:53,920 It was my pleasure. 348 00:20:55,505 --> 00:20:58,259 The bail bondsman said he has to run a credit check, 349 00:20:58,342 --> 00:20:59,469 then he'll wire the money. 350 00:20:59,511 --> 00:21:02,556 So, after you've been processed, you can leave. 351 00:21:02,597 --> 00:21:07,145 And go where? I can't get within 500 feet of my children. 352 00:21:07,604 --> 00:21:11,276 Are you not up to speed on The People vs. Lynette Scavo? 353 00:21:11,317 --> 00:21:14,905 - We'll figure something out. - Mrs Scavo, it's time to go. 354 00:21:15,447 --> 00:21:18,994 No, you'll figure something out. I have to go back to my cell. 355 00:21:19,035 --> 00:21:23,040 Honey, I am so sorry about this. Look, just hang in there. 356 00:21:23,124 --> 00:21:26,253 It's only going to be a couple more hours at the most. 357 00:21:28,881 --> 00:21:30,508 How can you talk like that? 358 00:21:30,550 --> 00:21:33,888 What else has to happen for you to get what's going on here? 359 00:21:33,971 --> 00:21:38,977 I do get it. But Kayla's my daughter, so I'm trying to deal with this in a way 360 00:21:39,060 --> 00:21:42,732 - that protects our family. - No, you are trying to stay on the fence 361 00:21:42,815 --> 00:21:45,360 while I fight to stop Kayla from destroying us. 362 00:21:45,402 --> 00:21:48,865 But look around you, Tom! Look where I am! 363 00:21:48,907 --> 00:21:53,412 You have got to do something now! Fix this! 364 00:22:06,678 --> 00:22:09,516 Well, thank you for a lovely evening, Bree. 365 00:22:10,266 --> 00:22:13,020 You know, it's funny. I don't think I'll be able to look at you 366 00:22:13,103 --> 00:22:15,607 as just another parishioner any more. 367 00:22:16,274 --> 00:22:18,193 Now, now, we mustn't play favourites. 368 00:22:18,277 --> 00:22:19,820 Although I will take that as a compliment. 369 00:22:19,862 --> 00:22:22,616 Well, take this as a compliment as well. 370 00:22:23,825 --> 00:22:28,248 Your eyes glimmer like the Yalu River on a moonlit night. 371 00:22:29,792 --> 00:22:30,834 (EX CLAIMS SOFTLY) 372 00:22:30,876 --> 00:22:33,547 How colourfully put. 373 00:22:33,964 --> 00:22:35,799 (SPEAKING KOREAN) 374 00:22:35,966 --> 00:22:38,469 - What does that mean? - "I want you." 375 00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:41,515 Reverend Green! 376 00:22:41,723 --> 00:22:44,560 When you took my hand in that restaurant, I could feel the electricity, 377 00:22:44,644 --> 00:22:45,687 and I know you felt it, too. 378 00:22:45,728 --> 00:22:47,939 No! I told you I was only trying to send a message to my ex! 379 00:22:47,981 --> 00:22:51,277 Oh, please. There's always been sexual tension between us. 380 00:22:51,402 --> 00:22:56,659 Ever since Palm Sunday 1996, when we both reached for the same frond. 381 00:22:56,993 --> 00:22:59,913 - No! - Bree, if I took no for an answer, 382 00:23:00,163 --> 00:23:04,252 Kangwon Province would still have 242 unsaved souls. 383 00:23:05,086 --> 00:23:06,212 (EX CLAIMS) 384 00:23:07,590 --> 00:23:09,341 (EX CLAIMS IN PAIN) 385 00:23:10,092 --> 00:23:11,928 Well, now you're sending out mixed signals. 386 00:23:12,012 --> 00:23:16,017 Then let me send you a clear one. I am not attracted to you! 387 00:23:16,601 --> 00:23:20,230 Oh. Oh, nice. First you use me, then you reject me, 388 00:23:20,272 --> 00:23:21,940 and now you're insulting me? 389 00:23:22,024 --> 00:23:24,360 Maybe you should go now, Mrs Hodge! 390 00:23:24,444 --> 00:23:25,946 Oh, Reverend Green, please don't be upset. 391 00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:29,993 (YELLING IN KOREAN) 392 00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:31,494 (BREE EX CLAIMS) 393 00:23:35,458 --> 00:23:39,087 (SIGHS) Shoot! Ellie, can you help me for a sec? 394 00:23:42,050 --> 00:23:43,927 Sure. What's... 395 00:23:44,219 --> 00:23:46,263 I spilled my milk. Again. 396 00:23:47,306 --> 00:23:49,226 Don't worry. I'll clean it up. 397 00:23:51,394 --> 00:23:54,106 God, I'm so sick of knocking crap over. 398 00:23:54,315 --> 00:23:57,361 I don't know how Gabby puts up with me. She's a saint. 399 00:23:58,737 --> 00:24:00,198 Yeah, well... 400 00:24:02,242 --> 00:24:03,619 Well, what? 401 00:24:04,662 --> 00:24:05,788 (SIGHS) 402 00:24:07,248 --> 00:24:08,416 (DOOR OPENING) 403 00:24:11,254 --> 00:24:13,256 - Hey, sweetie. - Hey, whore. 404 00:24:14,257 --> 00:24:15,592 Excuse me? 405 00:24:16,510 --> 00:24:20,765 I know all about your affair with the handyman. Ellie told me everything. 406 00:24:20,848 --> 00:24:21,933 (SCOFFS) 407 00:24:22,016 --> 00:24:25,813 That little snitch! I can't believe she did that! 408 00:24:26,940 --> 00:24:29,234 Well, thanks for letting me know. 409 00:24:33,531 --> 00:24:37,412 Hello? Are we even going to talk about this? 410 00:24:37,453 --> 00:24:40,456 Yeah. The second that bitch gets home, I'm going to let her have it. 411 00:24:40,540 --> 00:24:42,251 Boy, you trust someone, and they just betray you. 412 00:24:42,293 --> 00:24:45,589 - It sucks, you know? - Yeah, I know! 413 00:24:45,964 --> 00:24:48,133 Gabby, you cheated and you got caught! 414 00:24:48,216 --> 00:24:51,053 Now will you please hand me a plate so I can smash it against the wall? 415 00:24:51,137 --> 00:24:53,181 Oh, you moron! There was no affair! 416 00:24:53,223 --> 00:24:56,477 That was the cop. Ellie caught us putting the bug in her room. 417 00:24:56,561 --> 00:24:59,022 That was just an excuse we used as a cover. 418 00:24:59,063 --> 00:25:01,275 And you expect me to believe that? 419 00:25:01,317 --> 00:25:03,694 I got news for you, Carlos. You're blind. 420 00:25:04,237 --> 00:25:07,324 You don't have a choice any more. You have to believe what I tell you. 421 00:25:07,407 --> 00:25:08,951 Just like when I hand you the deodorant, 422 00:25:08,993 --> 00:25:11,120 you have to believe it's not oven cleaner. 423 00:25:11,162 --> 00:25:14,541 I know it's not fair, I know it gives me absolute power, but tough. 424 00:25:14,583 --> 00:25:16,794 You're screwed. Deal with it! 425 00:25:18,421 --> 00:25:19,632 Are we good? 426 00:25:22,426 --> 00:25:23,803 - Okay. - Thank you. 427 00:25:24,346 --> 00:25:28,184 Now, please, I just lost a friend. Stop being so insensitive. 428 00:25:37,278 --> 00:25:40,366 Pastor Joe, I noticed that there are no programmes. 429 00:25:40,449 --> 00:25:43,161 Oh, yes, Reverend Green decided to change today's scripture reading. 430 00:25:43,203 --> 00:25:46,249 It's going to be Colossians 3:5. 431 00:25:47,541 --> 00:25:50,504 Oh. He wants to talk about sexual promiscuity? 432 00:25:50,545 --> 00:25:54,300 It was a last minute thing. He came in this morning muttering about some 433 00:25:54,384 --> 00:25:58,806 "red-headed harlot in our midst who needs to be unmasked." I don't know. 434 00:25:58,973 --> 00:26:03,061 I was just so relieved he was off the Koreans, I didn't ask questions. 435 00:26:03,144 --> 00:26:05,273 Will you excuse me a minute? 436 00:26:13,324 --> 00:26:14,826 (ORSON CLEARS THROAT) 437 00:26:15,494 --> 00:26:17,454 Oh. Hello. 438 00:26:17,496 --> 00:26:21,710 - Sorry. I know this is a bad time. - Aren't you Bree Hodge's ex-husband? 439 00:26:21,751 --> 00:26:23,462 No, I'm her current husband, 440 00:26:23,504 --> 00:26:26,466 and I need to speak to you about today's sermon. 441 00:26:29,261 --> 00:26:30,847 They're a little late getting started. 442 00:26:30,930 --> 00:26:36,478 I know. And Reverend Green is usually such a stickler for punctuality. 443 00:26:37,187 --> 00:26:39,065 Well, I don't mean to be rude, 444 00:26:39,107 --> 00:26:42,028 but I don't think my sermon is any of your business. 445 00:26:43,195 --> 00:26:45,072 Let me put it this way, 446 00:26:45,699 --> 00:26:49,996 if you say anything about Bree, you and I are going to have a problem. 447 00:26:50,371 --> 00:26:52,791 Well, I'm sorry you feel that way, 448 00:26:53,375 --> 00:26:56,546 but I think it's my duty as pastor to warn my flock 449 00:26:56,630 --> 00:26:58,924 when a temptress sits among us. 450 00:26:59,883 --> 00:27:01,886 Now if you'll excuse me. 451 00:27:03,888 --> 00:27:05,223 GREEN ON P. A: What the hell's the matter with you? 452 00:27:05,307 --> 00:27:06,892 ORS ON: I'm not going to let you go out there 453 00:27:06,975 --> 00:27:08,811 and trash that good woman's name. 454 00:27:09,812 --> 00:27:12,066 Good woman? She led me on! 455 00:27:12,900 --> 00:27:14,860 Who are they talking about? 456 00:27:14,902 --> 00:27:16,988 She's a flame-haired jezebel! 457 00:27:18,156 --> 00:27:20,868 You're insane! She is the most moral person I know! 458 00:27:20,910 --> 00:27:22,411 I have no idea. 459 00:27:22,495 --> 00:27:24,164 - Now, if you'll please excuse me. - Would a moral person 460 00:27:24,247 --> 00:27:27,001 - lead a man on, then humiliate him? - I don't care what she did to you! 461 00:27:27,085 --> 00:27:31,590 I am not going to let you publicly declare that Bree Hodge is a slut! 462 00:27:31,924 --> 00:27:33,467 Oh, dear Lord. 463 00:27:33,926 --> 00:27:35,178 (LO UD THUD) 464 00:27:38,683 --> 00:27:40,059 (GASPS) 465 00:27:42,104 --> 00:27:45,942 Then again, I suppose I could preach about tolerance today. 466 00:27:48,111 --> 00:27:51,073 Orson. Orson. 467 00:27:54,619 --> 00:27:58,624 Hello, Maynard. I love you, Maynard. 468 00:27:59,458 --> 00:28:01,837 My sweet little May-May. 469 00:28:03,046 --> 00:28:06,384 Mamie. Nerd. 470 00:28:12,642 --> 00:28:13,977 (SIGHS) 471 00:28:23,072 --> 00:28:26,618 Hello, I need to change the name on my baby's birth certificate. 472 00:28:26,659 --> 00:28:30,039 - Okay. Last name? - Delfino. Maynard. 473 00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:32,292 Where's the father? You'll both need to sign this. 474 00:28:32,334 --> 00:28:35,671 Oh. Working. Busy, busy, busy. 475 00:28:35,755 --> 00:28:38,967 But he told me to tell you that he's totally cool with it. 476 00:28:39,009 --> 00:28:41,637 Well, I'm busy, busy, busy, too. 477 00:28:41,678 --> 00:28:45,559 So when he's available, you can come on back and we'll make the change. 478 00:28:49,021 --> 00:28:52,192 Okay, I'm just going to level with you. 479 00:28:52,859 --> 00:28:56,364 My husband picked the name, and I think it's horrible, 480 00:28:56,447 --> 00:28:58,533 and I know over time he's going to agree. 481 00:28:58,617 --> 00:29:01,746 I don't care. Rules are rules. 482 00:29:01,788 --> 00:29:04,332 You've got to help me out here. I'm just trying to protect my child. 483 00:29:04,375 --> 00:29:07,503 I don't want him to go through life saddled with the name Maynard. 484 00:29:07,544 --> 00:29:11,383 - I don't see what the big deal is. - Well, of course you don't! 485 00:29:11,466 --> 00:29:12,760 You're Vanessa! 486 00:29:12,802 --> 00:29:14,720 You went through life with a beautiful name! 487 00:29:14,804 --> 00:29:18,058 That's why you have such a crackerjack personality! 488 00:29:18,976 --> 00:29:21,020 I think we're done here. 489 00:29:23,732 --> 00:29:26,026 I have a couple of errands to run. Will you cover for me? 490 00:29:26,068 --> 00:29:28,238 - No problem. - Thanks, Griselda. 491 00:29:34,245 --> 00:29:38,751 Griselda. That must have been a tough name to take out on the playground. 492 00:29:40,003 --> 00:29:42,881 Yeah. Actually, it was. 493 00:29:44,925 --> 00:29:46,261 We should talk. 494 00:29:52,101 --> 00:29:54,688 Hi. I'm here to check on Orson Hodge. 495 00:29:54,771 --> 00:29:56,857 An ambulance brought him in less than an hour ago. 496 00:29:56,940 --> 00:29:58,443 Are you family? 497 00:29:59,944 --> 00:30:03,365 - I'm his wife. - Well, he's going to be fine. 498 00:30:03,699 --> 00:30:05,118 There's no concussion, 499 00:30:05,201 --> 00:30:08,079 but the doctors do want to keep him here for a couple of hours. 500 00:30:08,121 --> 00:30:10,416 Should I tell him that you're here? 501 00:30:18,718 --> 00:30:20,929 No. That's all right. Let him rest. 502 00:30:25,393 --> 00:30:30,483 But, please, take excellent care of him. He's a good man. 503 00:30:37,325 --> 00:30:40,204 Gabby, can I talk to you? 504 00:30:40,245 --> 00:30:42,374 About how you snitched on me to Carlos? 505 00:30:42,415 --> 00:30:44,709 No, thanks. I'm all caught up on that. 506 00:30:47,004 --> 00:30:51,885 I'm sorry. But I know from experience what cheating can do to people. 507 00:30:53,011 --> 00:30:55,098 Let me guess, this story ends with you 508 00:30:55,181 --> 00:30:58,560 throwing your boyfriend's varsity jacket in the lake. 509 00:31:03,191 --> 00:31:05,569 When I was 13, 510 00:31:05,611 --> 00:31:09,574 my dad caught my mom having an affair, and he walked out on us. 511 00:31:10,534 --> 00:31:11,618 Oh. 512 00:31:11,952 --> 00:31:13,621 We had nothing. 513 00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:16,041 Okay, my mom went crazy. 514 00:31:16,125 --> 00:31:18,002 And I ended up on the street. 515 00:31:18,043 --> 00:31:22,298 To survive, I had to do a bunch of stuff that I'm not proud of. 516 00:31:23,049 --> 00:31:24,927 Oh, Ellie. I'm so sorry. 517 00:31:28,974 --> 00:31:30,267 I had no idea. 518 00:31:31,227 --> 00:31:33,021 What do we got here? 519 00:31:34,982 --> 00:31:36,608 That's our guy. 520 00:31:38,068 --> 00:31:42,198 The point is, that one bad decision can mess up a lot of lives. 521 00:31:42,992 --> 00:31:46,079 And I just don't want that to happen to you and Carlos. 522 00:31:46,913 --> 00:31:48,957 Because I love you guys. 523 00:31:51,169 --> 00:31:52,295 (PHONE RINGING) 524 00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:01,891 Yes? 525 00:32:01,932 --> 00:32:04,393 The supplier's coming your way. We're going to arrest them both. 526 00:32:04,435 --> 00:32:06,355 So get out of there now! 527 00:32:08,608 --> 00:32:10,151 Okay. Bye. 528 00:32:12,363 --> 00:32:14,615 Anyway, I didn't mean to get into a whole thing. 529 00:32:14,698 --> 00:32:17,452 I just wanted to say I'm sorry. 530 00:32:17,535 --> 00:32:21,165 - The cops are coming. Go. - What? 531 00:32:21,707 --> 00:32:24,795 Police! Drop the bag! Drop the bag! Hands on your head! 532 00:32:24,878 --> 00:32:27,339 It's a sting. Go out the back. Now. 533 00:32:38,478 --> 00:32:41,315 Adam! Mom said you were coming tonight. 534 00:32:41,399 --> 00:32:43,235 Oh, I wouldn't miss it for the world. 535 00:32:43,318 --> 00:32:45,195 - So, you better be on your A-game. - Okay. 536 00:32:45,237 --> 00:32:46,823 And we're all going out to dinner afterwards. 537 00:32:46,906 --> 00:32:49,659 Adam wants to tell you about your graduation present. 538 00:32:49,742 --> 00:32:50,786 What? What is it? 539 00:32:50,828 --> 00:32:54,040 No, no, no. You got to wait. But I'll give you a clue. 540 00:32:54,082 --> 00:32:56,251 I hope your passport's up to date. 541 00:33:02,342 --> 00:33:05,179 Yeah, no. It's okay, Andrew. 542 00:33:05,346 --> 00:33:07,932 You can just finish it in the morning. 543 00:33:08,266 --> 00:33:10,519 Great. See you. Bye. 544 00:33:14,357 --> 00:33:15,817 Need some help with that? 545 00:33:15,859 --> 00:33:19,321 - I didn't think you liked puzzles. - I'll give it a shot. 546 00:33:25,204 --> 00:33:29,376 I need to talk to you about Lynette. 547 00:33:30,794 --> 00:33:34,257 I'm sorry I had to call Dr Dolan, Daddy, but she scares me. 548 00:33:34,716 --> 00:33:37,553 Yeah. You said that before. 549 00:33:38,054 --> 00:33:42,225 But here's the thing, they're going to let Lynette go soon. And when they do, 550 00:33:42,894 --> 00:33:45,897 you guys aren't going to be able to live in the same house any more. 551 00:33:45,980 --> 00:33:47,733 You know that, right? 552 00:33:49,818 --> 00:33:53,740 So where is she going to live? Like, in a hotel or something? 553 00:33:56,827 --> 00:33:58,705 She lives here, Kayla. 554 00:33:59,581 --> 00:34:02,960 With me and the boys and Penny. This is her home. 555 00:34:03,002 --> 00:34:04,128 - But... - But don't worry, 556 00:34:04,170 --> 00:34:07,132 we're going to find you a nice place to live. 557 00:34:08,258 --> 00:34:11,179 Daddy, I don't want to go anywhere! I want to stay here with you! 558 00:34:11,262 --> 00:34:15,684 I don't have a choice, Kayla. I need to keep you safe. 559 00:34:17,104 --> 00:34:18,939 But I made it all up! 560 00:34:21,025 --> 00:34:23,027 I lied about everything. 561 00:34:24,780 --> 00:34:26,365 I burned myself. 562 00:34:27,867 --> 00:34:29,994 And why would you do that, Kayla? 563 00:34:30,370 --> 00:34:34,542 I hate her. And it's so much better when it's just us. 564 00:34:41,300 --> 00:34:42,385 I see. 565 00:34:42,886 --> 00:34:46,306 And you'll explain all this to the police and Dr Dolan and everybody, right? 566 00:34:46,390 --> 00:34:50,563 Yes! I promise! And then I can stay, right? 567 00:34:52,815 --> 00:34:54,401 No, sweetie, no. 568 00:34:55,318 --> 00:34:59,699 What you did was horrible, and I can't trust you any more. 569 00:35:00,992 --> 00:35:03,662 Then I'm going to keep lying to everybody. 570 00:35:03,746 --> 00:35:05,999 You don't want that, do you? 571 00:35:12,089 --> 00:35:14,426 Did you get all that, Dr Dolan? 572 00:35:34,534 --> 00:35:36,370 I'm gonna go stretch my legs and check my service real quick. 573 00:35:36,412 --> 00:35:38,372 Okay, but intermission's only 10 minutes. 574 00:35:38,456 --> 00:35:39,541 Yeah. 575 00:35:50,639 --> 00:35:53,183 Excuse me. Could you give me a hand? 576 00:35:53,725 --> 00:35:55,812 - What's up? - Nail in my tyre. 577 00:35:55,895 --> 00:35:58,774 I got to change it now because I need to leave after my daughter's solo. 578 00:35:58,857 --> 00:36:00,067 I'm catching the redeye. 579 00:36:00,150 --> 00:36:03,613 - Yeah, sure. I can help. - Oh, thanks. I'm right over here. 580 00:36:04,989 --> 00:36:08,828 Wow, this thing's really flat. Usually with a nail you get a slow leak. 581 00:36:08,911 --> 00:36:11,039 Yeah, I'm lucky I even made it here. 582 00:36:11,123 --> 00:36:13,709 Well, I got this. You grab the spare. 583 00:36:16,337 --> 00:36:20,050 So my daughter's the one that plays the cello. Which one is your daughter? 584 00:36:20,092 --> 00:36:23,054 That's the other thing I need your help with. 585 00:36:43,456 --> 00:36:47,335 Oh, honey, could you get all my toiletries out of the bathroom? 586 00:36:51,966 --> 00:36:53,259 What are those? 587 00:36:53,342 --> 00:36:56,513 It's cute, aren't they? It's a hospital tradition. 588 00:36:58,056 --> 00:37:00,435 - Get them out of here now! - Why? 589 00:37:00,727 --> 00:37:03,647 Because my husband is terrified of balloons. 590 00:37:05,483 --> 00:37:08,361 - He was once molested by a clown. - Oh, my gosh. 591 00:37:08,653 --> 00:37:10,198 MIKE: Well, I got it. 592 00:37:13,994 --> 00:37:15,370 What's going on? 593 00:37:16,538 --> 00:37:19,709 I am sorry, sir. We didn't know about the clown. 594 00:37:21,170 --> 00:37:24,424 - Why does that say "Conner"? - Is that what it said? 595 00:37:25,425 --> 00:37:29,722 We had Maynard ones printed up, but Mrs Delfino went to the records... 596 00:37:32,267 --> 00:37:35,145 Susan. What's going on? 597 00:37:36,106 --> 00:37:39,735 Well, I hate the name Maynard. 598 00:37:39,777 --> 00:37:41,862 - Really? I like it. - Get out. 599 00:37:46,034 --> 00:37:47,411 I'm sorry. 600 00:37:49,372 --> 00:37:52,084 I just want our kid to have a great name. 601 00:37:54,294 --> 00:37:56,548 I don't think Maynard is great. 602 00:38:01,720 --> 00:38:04,057 You want to know what is great? 603 00:38:06,477 --> 00:38:08,187 My grandfather 604 00:38:08,229 --> 00:38:11,567 started the first integrated elementary school in Tennessee. 605 00:38:12,359 --> 00:38:15,697 And you know what else is great? When my dad went to prison, 606 00:38:15,989 --> 00:38:18,784 the state wanted to put me in the system. 607 00:38:19,326 --> 00:38:21,288 My grandfather wouldn't let them. 608 00:38:21,329 --> 00:38:25,543 He took in my mom and me and sacrificed everything 609 00:38:25,668 --> 00:38:27,962 just to make sure we had a great life. 610 00:38:29,548 --> 00:38:33,470 Wow. I didn't know about that. 611 00:38:33,761 --> 00:38:36,891 Susan, I don't want to just give our son a name. 612 00:38:37,767 --> 00:38:41,980 I want to give him someone to live up to. 613 00:38:52,786 --> 00:38:54,037 Maynard. 614 00:38:56,207 --> 00:38:58,125 Let's hope he's worthy. 615 00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:02,047 Well, that part's up to us. 616 00:39:07,304 --> 00:39:10,308 Well, that's all of her things. 617 00:39:10,391 --> 00:39:12,977 Well, we should probably get going. Hmm? 618 00:39:13,646 --> 00:39:16,816 We found a hotel with a pool for tonight. 619 00:39:16,899 --> 00:39:19,152 Maybe you and Grandpa can go swimming. 620 00:39:25,744 --> 00:39:28,288 Sheila, can I talk to her for a sec? 621 00:39:31,167 --> 00:39:34,380 Honey, I know this is hard on you, 622 00:39:34,421 --> 00:39:37,926 but I'm going to come visit you at Grandpa and Grandma's all the time. 623 00:39:38,009 --> 00:39:40,304 So it's not like it's goodbye forever. 624 00:39:48,273 --> 00:39:53,612 Kayla. I'm sorry how everything turned out. 625 00:39:53,612 --> 00:39:55,198 No, you're not. 626 00:40:00,037 --> 00:40:01,372 Okay, then. 627 00:40:05,502 --> 00:40:07,172 I love you, baby. 628 00:40:09,674 --> 00:40:11,385 Have a safe trip. 629 00:40:29,074 --> 00:40:35,957 Daddy! I'm sorry! Daddy, I'm sorry! Please! Daddy! Please! 630 00:40:52,437 --> 00:40:54,105 MARY ALICE: What's in a name? 631 00:40:54,940 --> 00:40:58,152 Do the labels we attach to people 632 00:40:58,194 --> 00:41:01,240 tell us everything we need to know? 633 00:41:02,617 --> 00:41:04,994 If we say, "She's just a child," 634 00:41:05,036 --> 00:41:07,998 does this mean she's truly innocent? 635 00:41:10,794 --> 00:41:15,299 Does calling her a drug dealer prove she's purely evil? 636 00:41:19,471 --> 00:41:24,811 Will a man known as preacher always practise what he preaches? 637 00:41:27,398 --> 00:41:33,239 Can a man branded a villain possess the qualities of a hero? 638 00:41:35,658 --> 00:41:40,540 The truth is, a name can never really tell you who someone is... 639 00:41:51,094 --> 00:41:52,221 Who are you? 640 00:41:52,346 --> 00:41:56,185 ... any more than it can tell you what they're capable of. 641 00:41:57,019 --> 00:41:58,645 I'm Wayne Davis. 642 00:42:01,107 --> 00:42:03,527 And we're about to have some fun.