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(ROARING)
<b><font color="#0A7C32">Ripped By mstoll</font></b>

2
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(BELL TOLLING)

3
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(ROARS)

4
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OFFICER: Come on, out of the way.

5
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- Move yourself, please. Coming through.
- (SCREAMING)

6
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- There!
- That's it, excuse me, sir.

7
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(ALL CLAMOURING)

8
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Madame Vastra, thank God.

9
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I'll wager you've not seen anything
like this before!

10
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Well...

11
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not since I was a little girl.

12
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- JENNY: Big fellow, isn't he?
- Dinosaurs were mostly this size.

13
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I do believe it's a "she".

14
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- No, they weren't, I've seen fossils.
- I was there.

15
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Well, that's all well and good

16
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but what's this dinosaur fellow
doing in the Thames?

17
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It must have time-travelled. jenny?

18
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Time-travelled?

19
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(WOMAN SCREAMS)

20
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Is it choking?

21
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There seems to be something
lodged in its throat.

22
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Well, how could it time-travel?

23
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I don't know.
Perhaps it was something it ate.

24
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(CROWD EXCLAIMING)

25
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Stand back. Stand back, stand back.

26
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Well, it's just laid an egg.

27
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It dropped a blue box marked
"Police" out of its mouth.

28
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Your grasp of biology troubles me.

29
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- It's the Tardis.
- It would seem so.

30
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We'll take care of this, Inspector.

31
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But what if that thing
goes on the rampage?

32
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Place these lanterns
on the shore line and bridges,

33
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- encircling the creature...
- (DEVICE BEEPING)

34
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...twenty foot intervals.

35
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What will they do?

36
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They will emit a signal
that will incline it

37
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to remain within their circumference.

38
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Jenny, Strax! With me.

39
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JENNY: So it's him, then? The Doctor.

40
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A giant dinosaur from the distant past

41
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has just vomited a blue box
from outer space.

42
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This is not a day for
jumping to conclusions.

43
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Strax, if you wouldn't mind?

44
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Hello?

45
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Exit the box and surrender to the glory
of the Sontaran Empire!

46
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Shush.

47
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Doctor?

48
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I was being chased by a giant dinosaur

49
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but I think I managed to
give it the slip.

50
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Sleepy?

51
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Sir?

52
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Bashful? Sneezy? Dopey?

53
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Grumpy!

54
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Oh, you two.

55
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The green one and the not-green one.

56
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Or it could be the other way round,
I mustn't pre-judge.

57
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Oh, you remember, uh...

58
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Thingy. The, uh...

59
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The not... The not-me one.
The asking-questions one.

60
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Names, not my area.

61
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Clara!

62
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It might be Clara, it might not be.
It's a lottery.

63
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- It is Clara.
- Well, I'm not ruling it out!

64
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- (DINOSAUR ROARING)
- Oi! Big man! Shut it!

65
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Oh! You've got a dinosaur, too!

66
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Big woman, sorry.

67
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Doctor, listen to me.
You... You need to calm down.

68
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- I'm not flirting, by the way.
- I think something's gone wrong.

69
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Wrong? What's gone wrong?

70
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Have you regenerated?

71
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I remember you!

72
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You're Handles! You used to be
a little... a little robot head

73
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and now you...
You've really let yourself go.

74
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(DINOSAUR ROARS)

75
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Reduce the frequency.

76
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- I'm sorry?
- Your sonic lanterns, turn them down.

77
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- You're giving her a headache.
- Giving who a headache?

78
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My lady friend.

79
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Just an expression, don't get any ideas.

80
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But how do you know?

81
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Come on, Clara!
You know that I speak dinosaur.

82
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He's not Clara. I'm Clara.

83
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Well, you're very similar heights.

84
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Maybe you should wear labels.

85
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Why...

86
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Why are you all doing that?
Why are you all going dark?

87
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- And wobbly, stop that.
- I don't think we are.

88
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Never mind! Everyone, take five.

89
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What do we do?

90
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I don't understand, who is he?
Where's the Doctor?

91
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Right here. That's him.

92
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That's the Doctor.

93
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Well, then. Here we go again.

94
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(DOCTOR WHO THEME)

95
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(ROARING)

96
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DOCTOR:
It's simply misunderstandable to me.

97
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I don't know what it is.
Who invented this room?

98
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Doctor, please, you have to lie down.

99
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It doesn't make any sense.
Look, it's only got a bed in it.

100
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Why is there only a bed in it?

101
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Because it's a bedroom,
it's for sleeping in.

102
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- Okay, what do you do when you're awake?
- You leave the room.

103
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So you've got a whole room
for not being awake in?

104
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But what's the point?
You're just missing the room!

105
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And don't look in that mirror,
it's absolutely furious.

106
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Doctor, please. You have to lie down,
you keep passing out.

107
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Well, off course I keep passing out,
there's all these beds!

108
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Why do you keep talking like that?
What's gone wrong with your accent?

109
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Nothing's gone wrong with her accent.

110
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You sound the same, it's spreading.

111
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You all sound all English,

112
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now you've all developed a fault!

113
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Doctor, I need your help with something.

114
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Finally, someone who can talk properly.

115
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I'm having difficulty sleeping.

116
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Oh? Oh, well, I wouldn't bother
with that, I never bother with sleep,

117
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I just do standy-up catnaps.

118
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Oh, really? How interesting.
And when do you do those?

119
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Well, generally whenever anyone else
starts talking.

120
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I like to skip ahead to my bits,
it saves time.

121
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Oh. Save me time, Doctor,

122
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project an image of perfect sleep
into the centre of my mind.

123
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What, you want a psychic link with me?

124
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The size of my brain, it would be like
dropping a piano on you.

125
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Be gentle, then.

126
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I'll try. Brace yourself.

127
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Piano.

128
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VASTRA: I love monkeys,
they're so funny!

129
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Oh, I see!
So people are monkeys now, are they?

130
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No, dear, people are apes.
Men are monkeys.

131
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- So what now?
- He needs rest.

132
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- So what do we do? How do we fix him?
- Fix him?

133
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How do we change him back?

134
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Jenny, I will be in my chamber.

135
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Would you be kind enough
to fetch my veil?

136
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Why? Are we expecting strangers?

137
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It would seem there is already one here.

138
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What have I done wrong?

139
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(DINOSAUR STOMPING AND ROARING)

140
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- The dinosaur doesn't seem very happy.
- What's wrong with it?

141
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I don't know.

142
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The Doctor's the one
that speaks dinosaur.

143
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Excuse me, ma'am, the wife
doesn't like to be kept waiting.

144
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Where did he get that face?

145
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Why has it got lines on it?
It's brand-new.

146
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How can his hair be all grey?
He only just got it.

147
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It's still him, ma'am,
you saw him change.

148
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- I know. I do. I... I know that.
- Good.

149
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- It's just...
- What?

150
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Nothing.

151
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If... If Vastra changed,
if she was different,

152
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if she wasn't
the person that you liked?

153
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I don't like her, ma'am, I love her.

154
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And as to different,
well, she's a lizard.

155
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(DINOSAUR MOANING)

156
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(DINOSAUR MOANING)

157
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I am alone.

158
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The world which shook at my feet

159
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and the trees

160
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and the sky have gone

161
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and I am alone now...

162
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Alone.

163
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Are you translating?

164
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The wind bites now

165
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and the world is grey

166
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and I am alone.

167
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Can't see me. Doesn't see me.

168
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Can't see me.

169
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You can't see it?
I think all of London can see it.

170
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STRAX: Boy? Madame Vastra is waiting.

171
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- Okay, whatever.
- I will convey you to her chamber.

172
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May I take your coat?

173
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- Not wearing a coat.
- What's all that?

174
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Clothes.

175
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- May I take your clothes?
- Probably not.

176
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- Are you wearing a hat?
- It's hair.

177
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No, I think it's a hat,
would you like me to check?

178
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(CROWD CHATTERING, DINOSAUR GROWLING)

179
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MAN: It's not real, of course.
WOMAN: What is it, then?

180
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- The government.
- The government?

181
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Yeah, up to their usual tricks.

182
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It's a dinosaur, Alf. A real dinosaur.

183
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I wouldn't put it past them.

184
00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:10,768
You don't half talk
a lot of rubbish, Alfie.

185
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See you don't stay out too late, now.

186
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- You know me.
- Yes, I do.

187
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It's the neck,
that's what's wrong with it.

188
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It just don't look realistic.

189
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- You have good eyes.
- I do, as it happens. Very good eyes.

190
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They're my greatest gift.

191
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- I accept.
- What's that for?

192
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Your gift. I have bad eyes.

193
00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:46,961
(YELPS)

194
00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:49,046
And then?

195
00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:53,880
- Why are you wearing your veil?
- And then?

196
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And then we got swallowed by a big
dinosaur. You probably noticed.

197
00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:03,642
- How did it happen?
- I don't know. I don't know, we were...

198
00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:06,451
crashing about everywhere.

199
00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:08,443
The Doctor was gone,
the Tardis went haywire.

200
00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:10,921
He's not gone. He's upstairs.

201
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- Okay, he changed.
- He regenerated. Renewed himself.

202
00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:20,808
Renewed, fine.

203
00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:23,645
Such a cynical smile.

204
00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:26,561
I'm not smiling.

205
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:30,565
Not outwardly. But I am accustomed
to seeing through a veil.

206
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:33,045
How have I amused you?

207
00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:36,969
You said renewed. He doesn't...

208
00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:39,691
He doesn't look renewed, he looks older.

209
00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:42,681
- You thought he was young?
- He looked young.

210
00:13:43,560 --> 00:13:47,645
He looked like your dashing young
gentleman friend. Your lover, even.

211
00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:50,964
- Shut up!
- But he is the Doctor.

212
00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:54,249
He has walked this universe
for centuries untold,

213
00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:56,288
he has seen stars fall to dust.

214
00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:58,928
You might as well flirt
with a mountain range.

215
00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:02,443
- I did not flirt with him.
- He flirted with you.

216
00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:06,602
- How?
- He looked young.

217
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,170
Who do you think that was for?

218
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,728
- Me?
- Everyone.

219
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:17,641
I wear a veil as he wore a face,
for the same reason.

220
00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:19,121
What reason?

221
00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:21,282
The oldest reason there is for anything.

222
00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:24,449
To be accepted.

223
00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:30,201
(SNIFFING)

224
00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:33,129
(INHALES SHARPLY)

225
00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:35,691
(CONTINUES SNIFFING)

226
00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:07,246
jenny and I are married,
yet for appearances' sake,

227
00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:10,802
we maintain a pretence in public
that she is my maid.

228
00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:15,201
Doesn't exactly explain
why I'm pouring tea in private.

229
00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:17,760
- Hush, now.
- Good pretence, isn't it?

230
00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:20,568
I wear a veil to keep from view

231
00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:24,087
what many are pleased to call
my disfigurement.

232
00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:28,051
I do not wear it
as a courtesy to such people

233
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:32,444
but as a judgment
on the quality of their hearts.

234
00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:35,762
Are you judging me?

235
00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:39,964
The Doctor regenerated in your presence.

236
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,761
The young man disappeared,
the veil lifted.

237
00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:47,002
He trusted you. Are you judging him?

238
00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:48,401
(SCOFFS)

239
00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:58,642
How dare you? How dare you?

240
00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:05,324
(DINOSAUR ROARING)

241
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,604
Door. Boring! Not me.

242
00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:26,726
Me!

243
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:29,767
Marcus Aurelius, Roman Emperor,
last of the Five Good

244
00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:31,126
and stoic philosopher.

245
00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:34,489
Superlative bass guitarist. The Doctor
really knows how to put a band together.

246
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,642
And the only pin-up I ever had
on my wall when I was 15,

247
00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:37,767
only one I ever had.

248
00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:40,491
I am not sure who you think you're
talking to right now, Madam Vastra,

249
00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:42,927
but I have never had the slightest
interest in pretty young men.

250
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,526
And for the record, if there was anybody
who could flirt with a mountain range,

251
00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:48,763
she's probably standing in front of you
right now! Oh!

252
00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:51,281
Just because my pretty face
has turned your head,

253
00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:54,205
do not assume
that I am so easily distracted.

254
00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:57,490
Whoo!

255
00:16:57,560 --> 00:16:59,324
Whoo!

256
00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:02,887
Sorry.

257
00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:07,164
Well. (CHUCKLES) Goodness me!

258
00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:08,681
The lake has ruffled at last.

259
00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:11,570
I have often wondered what you'd be like
when you lost your temper.

260
00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:13,688
- Oi! Married.
- (HISSES)

261
00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:19,287
The Doctor needs us,
you more than anyone.

262
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:21,809
He is lost in the ruin of himself

263
00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:24,281
and we must bring him home.

264
00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:29,961
When did you stop wearing your veil?

265
00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:32,769
When you stopped seeing it.

266
00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:38,842
Oi! Oi!

267
00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:42,402
Hey! Big, sexy woman!

268
00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:43,687
Hey!

269
00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:48,286
Sorry. Sorry, it's all my fault.

270
00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:51,769
My time machine got stuck
in your throat, it happens.

271
00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:54,844
I brought you along by accident.
That's mostly howl meet girls

272
00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:59,050
but don't worry,
I promise I will get you home.

273
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:02,203
- I swear, whatever it takes...
- (DINOSAUR ROARS)

274
00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:06,444
...I will keep you safe.

275
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:10,525
You will be home again.

276
00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:13,722
(DINOSAUR WAILING)

277
00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:22,645
Stop that. Who's doing that?
No, don't do that!

278
00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:26,366
- That came from the river.
- The dinosaur!

279
00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:29,600
Strax! Bring the carriage, now!

280
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,247
(SHOUTING)

281
00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:38,327
Ah!

282
00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:41,081
(GROANING)

283
00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:46,281
Halt!

284
00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:49,961
Sorry, I'm going to have to relieve you
of your pet.

285
00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:52,606
- You're what?
- Shut up, I was talking to the horse!

286
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,331
(GROANS)

287
00:18:57,680 --> 00:18:58,727
(WHIRRING)

288
00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:00,321
What are you doing?

289
00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:03,126
- Forward!
- (NEIGHING)

290
00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:08,450
STRAX:
Out of the way, human scum. Hyah!

291
00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:10,330
Jurassic emergency!

292
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:12,961
Hyah!

293
00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:24,202
Left! No, no, right, right,
right, right!

294
00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:26,926
Sorry, it's my new hands,
I can't tell them apart.

295
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:38,122
- What do you think's happened?
- I don't know but I fear devilment!

296
00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:42,522
- Should we not have told the Doctor?
- He's not ready to leave his bed.

297
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:44,440
(DOCTOR YELLING)

298
00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:47,521
Watch it on the corners,
it's a bit slippy up here!

299
00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:53,170
- Strax, come on, Strax! That's better!
- Hyah, hyah!

300
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,844
Sorry, sorry, I'm sorry.

301
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,605
Sorry, sorry.

302
00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:07,321
Whoa.

303
00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:15,602
The Doctor! What's he doing here?

304
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:17,765
(CARRIAGE LOCK BEEPING)

305
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,282
There is trouble.
Where else would he be?

306
00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:22,608
She was scared.

307
00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:25,084
She was scared and alone.

308
00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:30,371
I brought her here
and look what they did.

309
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:34,045
Who or what could have done this thing?

310
00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:37,481
No.

311
00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:39,441
I'm sorry?

312
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:43,686
No. That is not the question,

313
00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:46,570
that is not where we start.

314
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:50,726
The question is how?
The flesh itself has been combusted...

315
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:54,601
No, no, shut up!
What do you all have for brains?

316
00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:57,126
Pudding? Look at you.

317
00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:03,281
Why can't I meet a decent species?
Planet of the pudding-brains!

318
00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:06,842
Doctor... I know you're upset

319
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,610
but you need to calm down
and talk to us. What is the question?

320
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,924
A dinosaur is burning
in the heart of London.

321
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:18,288
Nothing left but smoke and flame.

322
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:21,765
The question is

323
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:26,531
have there been any similar murders?

324
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:32,083
Yes. Yes, by the Goddess, there have!

325
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:35,284
Look at them all, gawking.

326
00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:38,602
(CROWD CHATTERING, IN DISTINCT)

327
00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:42,205
Question two.

328
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:48,283
If all the pudding-brains are gawking,
then what is he?

329
00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:56,761
He seems remarkably unmoved
by the available spectacle.

330
00:21:57,920 --> 00:21:58,921
Do you think that's whoever...

331
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:00,161
(SPLASHING)

332
00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:04,364
- What he's doing? He'll drown!
- I very much doubt it.

333
00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:07,369
- Why?
- There has been a murder.

334
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:09,810
The Doctor has taken up the case.

335
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,401
If we are to see him again,
we must do the same.

336
00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:28,886
STRAX: Come on, Earthling scum!
Position it here.

337
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:32,568
Easy, now. That's it. Careful.

338
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:35,731
Don't get it scratched
or you and all your bloodline

339
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:37,484
will be obliterated from time and space.

340
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:38,686
Strax?

341
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:43,120
Ah. Morning, Miss Clara.
You're awake at last.

342
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:44,361
You got the Tardis, then?

343
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:47,445
Military tactics.
The Doctor is still missing

344
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:49,847
but he will always
come looking for his box.

345
00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:53,084
By bringing it here, he will be lured
from the dangers of London

346
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:56,846
to this place of safety
and we will melt him with acid.

347
00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:58,486
Okay, that last part?

348
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:02,404
And we will not melt him with acid.

349
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:04,120
Old habits.

350
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:08,771
<i>- The Times.</i> Shall I send it up?
- Yeah, why not?

351
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:11,161
Hah!

352
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:25,523
- Jenny!
- Ah, good morning, Clara.

353
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:26,601
Morning.

354
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:30,207
Um, so, what are we going to do?
Are we looking for the Doctor?

355
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:32,487
We've got the Paternoster Irregulars
out in force.

356
00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:34,562
If anyone can find him, they can.

357
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:38,650
Meanwhile, Madam Vastra
is slightly occupied

358
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:40,722
by the Conk-Singleton forgery case

359
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:43,770
and is having the Camberwell
child-poisoner for dinner.

360
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,650
- For dinner?
- After she's finished interrogating him.

361
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:52,130
Probably best to stay out the larder.
It'll get a bit noisy in there later.

362
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:53,761
Urn...

363
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:05,562
Ah, Miss Clara!

364
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:09,761
- You look better now you're up.
- Thank you, Strax!

365
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:13,244
No, sorry, trick of the light.
You still look terrible.

366
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:15,085
Can I get you anything?

367
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:18,603
- Uh, no, thanks. Maybe just some water.
- Of course.

368
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:29,005
Well, don't hold back,
I've nearly finished anyway.

369
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:30,411
Urn...

370
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:32,721
It's perfectly all right.
I washed in it myself.

371
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:35,649
All of a sudden, I'm not very thirsty.

372
00:24:36,120 --> 00:24:37,167
Really?

373
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:40,407
- Perhaps it is time, then...
- (DEVICE WHINING)

374
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:46,368
For your mandatory medical examination!

375
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:52,246
- Say "ah".
- Ah.

376
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:55,164
- You didn't move your lips.
- You're looking at my eye.

377
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:58,530
Oh. Oh, yes, there we are, easy mistake.

378
00:24:58,960 --> 00:24:59,961
Oh.

379
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:03,201
- (DEVICE BEEPING)
- Now, that's interesting.

380
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:04,441
What? What's interesting?

381
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:09,049
Deflected narcissism,
traces of passive-aggressive

382
00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:13,284
and a lot of muscular young men
doing sport.

383
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:14,921
What are you looking at?

384
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:19,809
Your subconscious.
Is that sport? It could be sport.

385
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:22,082
Well, stop looking.

386
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:26,048
Moving onto the thorax,
such as it is...

387
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:30,890
Ah, excellent.
Enviable spleen, well done.

388
00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:36,284
Twenty-seven yea rs old,
with a projected life-span of exactly...

389
00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:37,885
Stop right there!

390
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:39,291
Oh, you're going to do quite well.

391
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:43,482
But watch out for fluid retention later,
it's going to be spectacular.

392
00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:46,407
Well, put your clothes back on.

393
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:47,481
They are on.

394
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:49,001
Oh, yes, so they are.

395
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:52,121
Why are you doing this?

396
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:56,444
If we are to serve together, I need you
in peak physical prowess, eh?

397
00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:58,927
Ow! Why would we be serving together?

398
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:00,843
The Doctor's going to come back,
isn't he?

399
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:02,885
It is to be hoped.

400
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,329
He's not just going to abandon me here.

401
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:08,643
You must stop worrying
about him, my boy.

402
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:13,408
By now he's almost certainly
had his throat cut by the violent poor.

403
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:27,564
(DOCTOR MUMBLING)

404
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:41,164
(BOTTLE CLATTERS IN BIN)

405
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:45,087
Bitey.

406
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:46,481
Bitey?

407
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:50,770
The air, it's bitey.
It's wet and bitey.

408
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:53,403
Well, it's cold!

409
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:57,207
That's right. It's cold. It's cold.
I knew it was a thing.

410
00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:03,882
I need, um, I need clothes.
I need clothes, that's what I need.

411
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:05,964
And a big, long scarf.

412
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:10,247
No, no, move on from that,
it looked stupid.

413
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:14,044
Uh, have you seen this face before?

414
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:16,321
No.

415
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:17,766
Are you sure?

416
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:21,640
Sir, I have never seen that face.

417
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:26,564
It's funny,
because I'm sure that I have.

418
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:31,162
<i>You know, I never know where the
faces come from. They just pop up.</i>

419
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:36,561
Zap! Faces like this one. Come on, look
at it. Come and look, look, look, look.

420
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:40,841
Look, it's covered in lines.
But I didn't do the frowning.

421
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:43,882
Who frowned me this face?

422
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:48,086
Do you ever look in the mirror
and think "I've seen that face before"?

423
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:49,801
Yes.

424
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:51,120
Really? When?

425
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:53,726
Well, every time I look in the mirror.

426
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:58,322
Oh, yes, yes, fair enough, good point.

427
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:01,085
My face is fresh on, though.

428
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:06,005
Why this one?

429
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:09,402
Why did I choose this face?

430
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:15,764
It's like I'm trying
to tell myself something.

431
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:17,763
Like I'm trying to make a point.

432
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:21,242
But what is so important that I can't
just tell myself what I'm thinking?

433
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:25,970
I'm not just being rhetorical here.

434
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:28,520
- You can join in.
- I don't like it.

435
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:29,840
- What?
- You r face!

436
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:31,160
Well, I don't like it, either.

437
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,970
I mean, it's all right up until
the eyebrows, then it just goes haywire.

438
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:38,089
Look at the eyebrows!
These are attack eyebrows.

439
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:40,487
You could take bottle tops off
with these!

440
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:42,604
They are mighty eyebrows indeed, sir.

441
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:46,851
They're cross! They're crosser
than the rest of my face.

442
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:49,004
They're independently cross!

443
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:51,771
They probably want to cede
from the rest of my face

444
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:54,650
and set up their own
independent state of eyebrows!

445
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:58,042
That's Scot... I am Scottish, aren't I?
I've gone Scottish.

446
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:03,161
Oh, yes, you are. You are definitely
Scots, sir. I hear it in your voice.

447
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:06,483
Oh, no, that's good. Oh.

448
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:08,847
Oh...

449
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:14,165
it's good I'm Scottish.
I'm Scottish. I am... Scottish.

450
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:17,802
I can complain about things, I can
really complain about things now.

451
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:20,248
- Give me your coat.
- No.

452
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:22,562
- I am cold.
- I'm cold.

453
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:26,122
I'm cold. There's no point in us
both being cold. Give me your coat!

454
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:27,966
Give me your coat!

455
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:34,367
No, wait. Shut up. Shut up.
Shut up! I missed something.

456
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:38,482
It was here, it was here. It was...
What was it I saw, what did I see?

457
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:44,211
This is what I saw!

458
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:50,250
Spontaneous combustion.

459
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:53,403
MAN: Oh! What devilry is this, sir?

460
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:57,922
I don't know.
But I probably blame the English.

461
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:06,167
Spontaneous combustion!

462
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:08,125
Is that like love at first sight?

463
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:09,726
Ha, a little.

464
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:12,963
It is the theory that human beings can,
with little or no inducement,

465
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:14,451
simply explode.

466
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:17,441
You don't need to flirt
with me, we're already married.

467
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:19,849
It's scientific nonsense, of course.

468
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:21,206
Marriage?

469
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:25,286
Hush! There have been nine
reported incidents

470
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:28,409
of people apparently
exploding in the last month.

471
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:30,449
And you think they weren't spontaneous?

472
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:36,286
I think whoever killed the dinosaur
had at least nine previous victims.

473
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:39,803
All of these perished
in the same spectacular fashion.

474
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:42,451
I thought you were painting me.

475
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:43,840
I was working.

476
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:45,451
Well, why am I posing, then?

477
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:49,082
Well, you brighten the room
tremendously. Chin up a little.

478
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:53,009
Oh, I don't understand
why I'm doing this.

479
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:54,127
Art?

480
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:59,682
Now, why destroy the victims
so completely?

481
00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:03,202
It's difficult, it draws attention.
What advantage is to be gained?

482
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:04,966
Well, tell us, then.

483
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:07,481
Concealment, perhaps.

484
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:09,646
Concealment?

485
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:12,530
It's a fanciful theory
but it fits the facts.

486
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:15,490
By destroying the body so completely,

487
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:17,961
you conceal what is missing from it.

488
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:19,606
Missing from the body?

489
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:21,930
CLARA: Madame Vastra!

490
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:25,730
Clara! Excellent.
Pop your clothes on that chair there.

491
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,047
Look!

492
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:32,045
Advertisements, yes, so many.
It is a distressing modern trend.

493
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:34,441
No, look!

494
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:38,166
Look.

495
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:43,601
What?

496
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:46,763
The game is afoot.
We're going to need a lot of tea.

497
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:47,841
(BELL RINGS)

498
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:52,604
There appears to be
nothing of significance

499
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:54,364
in the rest of the newspaper,

500
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:56,450
not even in the agony column.

501
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:58,489
We can't know it's from the Doctor.

502
00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:00,164
Of course it's from the Doctor.

503
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:02,083
The Impossible Girl,
that's what he calls me.

504
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:04,527
He says lunch but not when or where.

505
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:08,924
On the other side.
The other side of London? Bit vague.

506
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:11,407
The other side of regeneration, perhaps?
Once he's recovered?

507
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:13,721
So what am I supposed to do?
Guess where we're meeting?

508
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:17,248
Perhaps that's the point.

509
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:20,529
Perhaps you're supposed
to prove that you still know him.

510
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:23,246
Think what that must mean for a man
who barely knows himself.

511
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:27,803
It doesn't makes sense, he doesn't
do puzzles. He isn't complicated.

512
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,287
He really doesn't have
the attention span.

513
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:32,526
So...

514
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:43,928
keeping it dead simple,
on the other side...

515
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:24,371
(SNIFFING)

516
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:33,121
(COUGHS)

517
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:35,367
What's wrong?

518
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:37,681
I don't know. Maybe the smell?

519
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:39,890
I know, it's everywhere.

520
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:42,651
Where did you get that coat?

521
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:47,571
(CLEARS THROAT) I bought it.

522
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:48,961
From where?

523
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:50,685
- Uh, a shop.
- No.

524
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:54,561
Might've been a tramp.

525
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:56,040
You don't have any money.

526
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:59,768
I... I had a watch.

527
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:02,323
No! That watch was beautiful.

528
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:03,687
It was my favourite.

529
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:07,286
You swapped your favourite watch for
that coat? That's maybe not a good deal.

530
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:10,161
Well, I was in a hurry,
there was a terrible smell.

531
00:34:10,240 --> 00:34:11,287
Okay.

532
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:13,129
(CHUCKLES)

533
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:17,565
No, no. Don't, don't...
Don't, don't smile.

534
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:21,531
I will smile first and then
you know it's safe to smile.

535
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:24,171
- Are you cross with me?
- I am not cross!

536
00:34:24,240 --> 00:34:26,527
But if I was cross,
it would be your fault and...

537
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:28,401
Yes, I am cross.

538
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:30,482
- I guessed that.
- I am extremely cross.

539
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:32,289
And if I hadn't changed my face,
would you be cross?

540
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:33,691
I would be cross if I wasn't cross!

541
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:35,842
- Why?
- Why?

542
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:41,320
An ordinary person
wants to meet someone that they know

543
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:43,490
very well for lunch, what do they do?

544
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:48,323
Well, they probably
get in touch and suggest lunch.

545
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:49,925
Mmm-hmm. Okay.

546
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:53,686
So what kind of person would put
a cryptic note in a newspaper advert?

547
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:55,000
Well, I wouldn't like to say...

548
00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:56,366
Oh, go on, do, say.

549
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:59,967
Well, I would say that that person
would be an egomaniac, needy,

550
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:02,646
game-player sort of person.

551
00:35:02,720 --> 00:35:06,964
(SIGHING) Thank you.
Well, at least that hasn't changed.

552
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:09,566
No, I don't suppose it ever will.

553
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:11,404
No, I don't suppose it will, either.

554
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:16,486
Clara, honestly,
I don't want you to change.

555
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:21,764
It was no bother, really.
I saw your advert,

556
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:24,286
I figured it out,
happy to play your game...

557
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:28,126
No, no. I didn't place the ad.
You placed the ad.

558
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:29,606
- No, I didn't.
- Yes.

559
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:32,604
You placed the ad, I figured
it out, Impossible Girl. See, lunch!

560
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:34,045
No, look. The Impossible...

561
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:36,441
That is a message
from the Impossible Girl.

562
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:39,444
For the Impossible Girl.

563
00:35:43,240 --> 00:35:46,084
- Ooh.
- Ah. Hmm.

564
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:51,644
Well, if neither of us placed that ad,
who placed that ad?

565
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:55,851
Hang on. Egomaniac, needy game-player?

566
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:57,365
- This could be a trap.
- That was me?

567
00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:59,488
- Never mind that.
- Yes, I am minding that.

568
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:01,801
- Clara.
- You were talking about me?

569
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:05,566
Clara, what is happening right now,
in this restaurant,

570
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:07,642
to you and me, is more
important than your egomania!

571
00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:09,165
Nothing is more important
than my egomania!

572
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:10,805
Right, you actually said that!

573
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:12,166
You never mention that again!

574
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:15,523
It's... It's a vanity trap.

575
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:19,370
You're so busy congratulating
yourself on solving the puzzle,

576
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:22,487
you don't notice that you're
sticking your head in a noose.

577
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:23,721
What are you doing?

578
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:27,043
And that isn't the only grey one,
if you are having a cull.

579
00:36:27,240 --> 00:36:28,605
What, do you have a
problem with the grey ones?

580
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:30,603
If I got new hair and it was grey,
I would have a problem.

581
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:32,091
- Yeah, I bet you would.
- Meaning?

582
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:34,646
It's too short.

583
00:36:35,720 --> 00:36:36,721
Ow!

584
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:39,929
Sorry, it was the only one out of place.
I'm sure that you would want it killed.

585
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,002
Ooh, are you trying to
tell me something?

586
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:44,367
I'm trying to measure
the air disturbance in the room.

587
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:47,606
Right. Moments when
you know you are boring.

588
00:36:57,240 --> 00:36:58,810
There is something extremely wrong

589
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:00,450
with everybody else
sitting in this room.

590
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:02,204
Mmm, basically don't you
always think that?

591
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:03,884
Look at them. Don't look!

592
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:05,405
You just said to look!

593
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:08,330
Look without looking.

594
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:17,363
They look fine to me.
They're just eating.

595
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:20,521
Are they?

596
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:27,010
(WHIRRING)

597
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:35,130
Okay, no. No, they're not eating.

598
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:37,489
Something else they're not doing.

599
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:43,327
Breathing.

600
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:45,528
(ALL WHIRRING)

601
00:37:50,240 --> 00:37:51,890
What do we do?

602
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:57,927
- Well, you don't want to eat, do you?
- I've slightly lost my appetite.

603
00:37:58,160 --> 00:37:59,969
How long before
they notice that we're different?

604
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:01,286
Not long.

605
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:02,407
Anything we can do?

606
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,889
How long can you hold your breath?

607
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:10,609
We could casually stroll out of here,
like we changed our minds.

608
00:38:10,720 --> 00:38:13,246
- Happens all the time.
- Of course it does.

609
00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:40,681
We could take another look at the menu.

610
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:52,166
What are they?

611
00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:55,210
I don't know. But don't worry,
because that's not the question.

612
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:58,006
The question is
what is this restaurant?

613
00:38:58,080 --> 00:38:59,320
Okay, what is this restaurant?

614
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:00,447
I don't know.

615
00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:12,811
Ah, no sausages.

616
00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:17,883
And there's no pictures, either.
Do you have a children's menu?

617
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:22,281
Any specials?

618
00:39:22,720 --> 00:39:23,801
(ROBOTIC VOICE) Liver.

619
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:25,727
I don't like liver.

620
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:30,085
Spleen. Brain stern. Eyes.

621
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:33,209
Hmm... Is there a lot
of demand for those?

622
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:35,603
I don't think that's what's on the menu.

623
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:39,569
I think we are the menu.

624
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:42,211
Lungs. Skin.

625
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:45,246
Excuse me.

626
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:51,086
Okay. Robot in a mask.

627
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:52,607
It's a face.

628
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:55,368
Yeah, it's very convincing.

629
00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:58,491
No. It's a face.

630
00:39:58,880 --> 00:39:59,927
(YELPS)

631
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,001
Yes.

632
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:04,841
- Yes, what?
- Yes, we have a children's menu.

633
00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:07,484
(BOTH GASP)

634
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:09,881
(CLARA SCREAMING)

635
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:11,804
You've got to admire their efficiency.

636
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:14,281
Is it okay if I don't?

637
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:18,528
(BOTH SCREAMING)

638
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:24,887
(BOTH GRUNT)

639
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:31,448
Hello! Hello, are you the manager?
I demand to speak to the manager!

640
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:35,728
This is not a real restaurant, is it?

641
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:41,601
Well, it's more a sort of
an automated organ collection station

642
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:44,411
for the unwary diner.
Sweeney Todd without the pies.

643
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:45,686
So where are we now?

644
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:48,929
Factually, an ancient spaceship,
probably buried for centuries.

645
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:52,684
Functionally, a larder.

646
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:54,650
So, why hasn't somebody come for us?

647
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:57,807
- We're alive.
- We're alive. In a larder.

648
00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:00,451
Exactly. It's cheaper than freezing us.

649
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:02,370
Okay.

650
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:03,766
Are you ready?

651
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:05,441
Go for it.

652
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:07,045
Don't let it roll away.

653
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:08,161
No.

654
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:09,526
We've got one shot at this.

655
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:10,931
Next time, make one that doesn't roll.

656
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:13,001
Go!

657
00:41:17,240 --> 00:41:19,766
- Have you got it?
- I think I can just about reach it.

658
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:23,561
- It's at times like this I miss Amy.
- Who?

659
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:24,687
Nothing.

660
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:28,001
Ready?

661
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:29,726
Don't miss.

662
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:32,086
Oh!

663
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:34,690
Ooh.

664
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:38,327
Sorry, did I hit something?

665
00:41:38,720 --> 00:41:40,165
Oh, the symbolism!

666
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:48,849
You should make that thing
voice-activated.

667
00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:50,801
Oh, for God's sake. It is, isn't it?

668
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:52,245
I don't want to talk about it.

669
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,047
Doctor.

670
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:02,046
Dormant.

671
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:03,687
How do you know?

672
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:05,171
I don't. I'm just hoping.

673
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:11,724
So, is it these guys
that killed the dinosaur?

674
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:16,330
Well, if they're harvesting organs,
a dinosaur would have some great stuff.

675
00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:20,562
Why would robots need organs?
Burke and Hare from space?

676
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:22,849
Maybe. That's a good theory.

677
00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:28,725
Droids harvesting spare parts.
Ah, that rings a bell...

678
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:38,524
<i>Captain! My Captain!</i>

679
00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:42,207
Can he see us?

680
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:43,281
Dormant.

681
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:44,407
Hoping?

682
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:47,689
Yep. Oh, look! He's recharging.

683
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:51,887
He's asleep, doesn't even
know we're here.

684
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:53,007
Are you sure?

685
00:42:53,240 --> 00:42:54,810
Sure, not sure, one or the other.

686
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:58,842
Okay, so half man, half robot.
A cyborg, yeah?

687
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:02,084
- Oh.
- Oh?

688
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:04,365
- Ooh...
- Ooh?

689
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:06,844
Look at the hands.

690
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:08,081
What about them?

691
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:09,605
- Look at them.
- I'm looking.

692
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:21,525
They don't match. These hands don't
belong to the same body.

693
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:25,525
I don't understand.

694
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:27,887
Oh, I don't blame you.

695
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:31,808
See this, this is not
your normal cyborg.

696
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:34,722
This isn't a man
turning itself into a robot.

697
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:40,726
This is a robot turning himself
into a man, piece by piece.

698
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:42,211
That's what the restaurant's for?

699
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:45,162
Well, it would need a constant
supply of spare parts.

700
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:48,604
You can tan skin but organs rot.

701
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:51,809
Some of that metal work, it looks Roman.

702
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:55,521
I wonder how long it's been around?

703
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:58,444
How much of the original is even left?

704
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:01,410
- The eyeballs look very fresh, though...
- Oh.

705
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:03,761
(GASPING)

706
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:13,445
Is it awake?

707
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:17,607
It's waking up, I think.

708
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:23,046
Okay, let's go.

709
00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:34,129
(PANTING)

710
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:37,041
I've seen this before.
I'm missing something!

711
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:39,321
Doctor!

712
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:41,482
It's a brand-new head, rebooting.

713
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:42,607
Come on!

714
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,409
I've seen this before!

715
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:46,761
Oh! Hurry up. Get out.

716
00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:52,440
Doctor!

717
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:03,410
Sorry, too slow. There's no point
in them catching us both.

718
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:05,005
Well, give me the screwdriver!

719
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,047
I might need it.

720
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:23,169
Oh, Doctor!

721
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:35,486
(SOBS)

722
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:12,971
DOCTOR: <i>Something else
they're not doing.</i>

723
00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:14,121
Breathing.

724
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:23,728
How long can you hold your breath?

725
00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:25,287
(INHALING)

726
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:09,081
(EXHALES)

727
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:11,881
(SIGHS)

728
00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:15,725
Bring her.

729
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:37,287
All right, stop!
Stop! Stop it, all of you, now!

730
00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:39,010
BOY: Ha, it's her first day.

731
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:45,444
If you don't stop it, I'm going to have
each and every single one of you

732
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:47,204
kicked out of this school.

733
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:49,408
Go on, then, do it!

734
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:53,444
(CLASS LAUGHING)

735
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:04,045
Where is the other one?

736
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:14,766
There was another. Where is he?
Where is the other?

737
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:22,441
You will tell us
or you will be destroyed.

738
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:26,164
What did you say?

739
00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:27,407
You will tell us.

740
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:31,042
Yeah, I know. Or what?

741
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:32,406
You will die.

742
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:36,086
Go on, then. Do it.

743
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:46,690
Go on, then.

744
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:50,689
Do it.

745
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:55,924
I'm not going to answer
any of your questions.

746
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:59,641
So you have to do it.
You have to kill me.

747
00:50:00,240 --> 00:50:02,686
Threats don't work unless you deliver.

748
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:08,243
You will tell us where the other one is.

749
00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:09,401
Nope.

750
00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:12,131
- You will be destroyed.
- Destroy me, then.

751
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:14,043
And if you don't,

752
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:17,841
then I'm not going to believe a single
threat you make from now on.

753
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:21,050
Of course, if I'm dead,

754
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:24,442
then I can't tell you
where the other one went, then.

755
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:27,849
You need to keep this place
down here a secret, don't you?

756
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:31,082
Never start with your final sanction.

757
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:33,731
You've got nowhere to go but backwards.

758
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,128
Humans feel pain.

759
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:43,841
Bigger threat to smaller threat.
See what I mean? Backwards.

760
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:48,362
The information can be extracted
by means of your suffering.

761
00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:51,362
Are you trying to scare me?

762
00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:54,205
Because I'm already
bloody terrified of dying

763
00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:57,568
and I will endure a lot of pain
for a very long time

764
00:50:57,640 --> 00:50:59,608
before I give up the information
that is keeping me alive.

765
00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:00,761
How long have you got?

766
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:13,568
All you can offer me is my life.
What you can't do is threaten it.

767
00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:15,483
You can negotiate.

768
00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:20,643
Okay, okay, okay, okay. Yes, yes, yes.

769
00:51:20,720 --> 00:51:24,884
I am crying and it's just because
I am very frightened of you.

770
00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:26,769
And if you know anything
about human beings,

771
00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:28,080
that means you...

772
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:30,242
You're in a lot trouble.

773
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:34,008
We will not negotiate.

774
00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:35,161
CLARA: You don't have a choice.

775
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:37,891
I tell you what,
I'll answer your questions

776
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:39,166
if you answer mine.

777
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,082
We will not answer questions.

778
00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:44,845
We'll take turns, I'll go first.
Why did you kill the dinosaur?

779
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:46,605
We will not answer...

780
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:49,843
- Why did you kill the dinosaur?
- We will not answer questions!

781
00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:52,764
Then you might as well kill me, because
I'm not talking again till you do.

782
00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:56,206
(SIGHS)

783
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:06,488
Within the optic nerve of the dinosaur

784
00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:09,245
is material of use
to our computer systems.

785
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:12,809
You burned a whole dinosaur
for a spare part?

786
00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:15,043
No. Now, hang on.

787
00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:18,445
You know what's in
a dinosaur's optic nerve,

788
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:21,000
which means you've seen them before.

789
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:23,764
Where is the other one?

790
00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:25,968
How long have you been
rebuilding yourselves?

791
00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:29,042
Look at the state of you!
Is there any real you left?

792
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:30,610
What's the point?

793
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:37,123
We will reach the promised land.

794
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:40,240
The...

795
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:42,004
The what, the promised land?
What's that?

796
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:44,484
Where is the other one?

797
00:52:46,720 --> 00:52:47,881
(EXHALES)

798
00:52:48,240 --> 00:52:49,366
I don't know.

799
00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:54,005
But I know where he will be.

800
00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:56,768
Where he will always be.

801
00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:02,368
If the Doctor is still the Doctor,

802
00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:06,202
he will have my back.

803
00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:13,526
(WHIMPERING) I'm right, aren't I?

804
00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:15,762
Go on, please, please,
God, say I'm right.

805
00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:17,761
(GASPS)

806
00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:22,681
(EXHALES)

807
00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:27,370
Hello, hello, rubbish robots
from the dawn of time.

808
00:53:27,760 --> 00:53:30,764
Thank you
for all the gratuitous information.

809
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:33,560
Five foot one and crying,
you never stood a chance.

810
00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:35,486
Oh, stop it!

811
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:41,810
This is your power source
and feeble though it is,

812
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:45,805
I can use it to blow this whole room
if I see one thing that I don't like.

813
00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:48,645
And that includes karaoke
and mime, so take no chances.

814
00:53:48,720 --> 00:53:52,247
See, Clara? That's how you
disguise yourself as a Droid.

815
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:54,886
Yeah, well, I didn't have a lot of time.
I'd been suddenly abandoned.

816
00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:58,328
Yeah, sorry. No, actually I'm not.
You're brilliant on adrenaline.

817
00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:01,449
And you were out of your depth, sir.
Never try and control a control freak.

818
00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:03,522
I am not a control freak!

819
00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:04,601
Yes, ma' am.

820
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:06,041
(WHIMPERS)

821
00:54:06,240 --> 00:54:08,811
- Why are you here?
- Why did you invite us?

822
00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:15,242
The message in the paper.
That was you, wasn't it?

823
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:22,641
Oh.

824
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:25,683
I hate being wrong in public,
everybody forget that happened.

825
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:28,089
- Clara, say the word.
- What word?

826
00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:29,525
They never sent you in here
without a word.

827
00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:32,171
- I don't want to say it.
- I've guessed it already.

828
00:54:32,240 --> 00:54:34,004
BOTH: Geronimo!

829
00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:46,283
Remain still and lay down your weapons,

830
00:54:46,360 --> 00:54:47,885
in the name of the British Empire!

831
00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:49,291
(YELLING)

832
00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:51,805
Strax!

833
00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:55,168
- Sorry.
- I've told you before, take the stairs.

834
00:54:55,320 --> 00:54:56,446
Oh, look. The cavalry.

835
00:54:56,520 --> 00:55:00,366
I burned an ancient, beautiful
creature for one inch of optic nerve.

836
00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:02,488
What do you think you can
accomplish, little man?

837
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:04,244
What do you? Vastra?

838
00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:09,809
The establishment upstairs has been
disabled with maximum prejudice

839
00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:11,245
and the authorities summoned.

840
00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:12,765
CLARA: Hang on, she called the police?

841
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:14,410
We never do that, we should start.

842
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:16,960
You see? Destroy us if you will,

843
00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:18,929
they're still going to close
your restaurant.

844
00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:21,925
That was going to sound better.

845
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,480
Then, we will destroy you.

846
00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:36,045
No, you won't.

847
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:39,167
You are logical. You have restraint.

848
00:55:39,240 --> 00:55:41,811
You kill to survive,
you're not a murderer.

849
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:43,769
He's not a what?
This is a slaughterhouse.

850
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:45,330
How does that make it different
from any other restaurant?

851
00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:47,084
You weren't vegetarian
the last time I checked.

852
00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:50,050
This is over. Killing us won't change
that. What would be the point?

853
00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:52,009
To find the promised land.

854
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:54,526
You're millions of years old,
it's time you knew. There isn't one.

855
00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:56,170
I am in search of paradise.

856
00:55:56,240 --> 00:55:59,483
(LAUGHS) Yeah? Well, me, too.
I'm not going to make it, either.

857
00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:01,647
(GRUNTS)

858
00:56:01,720 --> 00:56:02,846
Doctor!

859
00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:04,809
I will leave in the escape capsule.

860
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:06,291
Destroy where necessary.

861
00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:11,002
Escape capsule? This ship is millions
of years old, it'll never fly.

862
00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:14,124
- It has been repaired.
- What with?

863
00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:15,531
You.

864
00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:17,244
STRAX: Defensive positions, everyone.

865
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:21,922
CLARA: Doctor! He's getting away!

866
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:25,083
Your friend is intelligent.
He'll know better than to follow me.

867
00:56:31,200 --> 00:56:32,964
(GROANING)

868
00:56:36,720 --> 00:56:39,121
Right, here we are, this is the place.
Come with me.

869
00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:42,969
It is our intent to leave.

870
00:56:43,040 --> 00:56:45,122
If it is your intent to stop us,

871
00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:47,771
perhaps we should get down to business.

872
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:53,611
Dear Lord.

873
00:56:53,880 --> 00:56:55,405
What has she landed us with this time?

874
00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:57,050
(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)

875
00:57:00,600 --> 00:57:02,329
The restaurant is closed.

876
00:57:11,560 --> 00:57:14,882
Keep everyone out.
No one goes in there!

877
00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:26,771
What are you doing?

878
00:57:26,840 --> 00:57:29,525
I've got the horrible feeling
I'm going to have to kill you.

879
00:57:31,040 --> 00:57:33,850
I thought you might appreciate
a drink first.

880
00:57:33,920 --> 00:57:35,331
I know I would.

881
00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:43,530
(MACHINERY CLANKING)

882
00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:48,085
Watch out!

883
00:57:55,920 --> 00:57:57,331
Fifty-first century, right?

884
00:57:57,400 --> 00:58:00,847
Time-travelling space ship,
crashed in the past.

885
00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:02,888
You're trying to get home
the long way round.

886
00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:07,284
- I go to the promised land.
- So you keep saying.

887
00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:13,768
Okay, so your restaurant
is made out of your old ship.

888
00:58:14,640 --> 00:58:18,122
But you're wasting your time.
It can't ever fly.

889
00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:20,364
The escape pod is viable.

890
00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:24,126
How? You can't patch up
a spaceship with human remains.

891
00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:26,441
You know, this really is ringing a bell.

892
00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:33,730
Okay, that's clever.

893
00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:35,006
How are you powering it?

894
00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:37,765
Skin.

895
00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:51,043
Get to the station. We need more men!

896
00:58:51,840 --> 00:58:53,888
What shall I tell them is happening?

897
00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:55,645
Go on!

898
00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:57,884
How many do you estimate, my dear?

899
00:58:57,960 --> 00:59:01,248
More than upstairs, about 20, 30?

900
00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:05,047
The ones upstairs were mere decoys.
These are battle-ready.

901
00:59:05,120 --> 00:59:07,361
I anticipate a challenge.

902
00:59:07,560 --> 00:59:08,925
(STRAX LAUGHING)

903
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:11,448
Don't worry, my boy,
we shall die in glory!

904
00:59:11,520 --> 00:59:14,285
Okay. good-o!

905
00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:26,483
<i>"SS Marie Antoinette."</i>

906
00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:31,241
Out-of-control repair droids
cannibalising human beings.

907
00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:35,245
I know that this is familiar but
I just... I just can't seem to place it.

908
00:59:35,320 --> 00:59:36,765
How would you kill me?

909
00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:40,164
Sister Ship of <i>the Madame de Pompadour.</i>

910
00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:44,923
Nope, not getting it.

911
00:59:45,760 --> 00:59:47,524
How would you kill me?

912
00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:49,364
Why don't you have a drink first?

913
00:59:49,440 --> 00:59:51,090
It's only human.

914
00:59:51,240 --> 00:59:54,210
- I am not human.
- Neither am I.

915
00:59:55,160 --> 00:59:56,924
STRAX: Why can't you stay dead, coward?

916
00:59:59,040 --> 01:00:00,041
(GRUNTS)

917
01:00:11,120 --> 01:00:12,690
DOCTOR: What do you think of the view?

918
01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:20,084
- I do not think of it.
- I don't think of it. I don't.

919
01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:22,769
Droids and apostrophes,
I could write a book.

920
01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:26,970
Except you are barely a droid any more.

921
01:00:28,080 --> 01:00:30,401
There's more human in you than machine.

922
01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:37,524
So tell me,
what do you think of the view?

923
01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:51,120
It is beautiful.

924
01:00:51,200 --> 01:00:54,443
No, it isn't. It's just far away.

925
01:00:54,520 --> 01:00:56,443
Everything looks too small.

926
01:00:56,520 --> 01:00:58,887
I prefer it down there.
Everything is huge.

927
01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:04,329
Everything is so important.
Every detail, every moment.

928
01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:06,448
Every life clung to.

929
01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:08,890
How could you kill me?

930
01:01:08,960 --> 01:01:10,689
For the same reason
that you're asking me that question,

931
01:01:10,760 --> 01:01:12,683
because you don't really
want to carry on.

932
01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:17,963
What'll happen to the other
droids when you die?

933
01:01:18,040 --> 01:01:19,485
You're the control node, aren't you?

934
01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:21,324
Presumably they'll deactivate.

935
01:01:22,520 --> 01:01:25,490
I will not die.
I will reach the promised land.

936
01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:27,489
There isn't any promised land.

937
01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:31,121
This is just... It's a superstition
that you have picked up

938
01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:33,601
from all the humanity
you've stuffed inside yourself.

939
01:01:33,680 --> 01:01:35,284
I am not dead!

940
01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:39,248
You are a broom.

941
01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:44,361
Question, you take a broom,
you replace the handle

942
01:01:45,680 --> 01:01:47,921
and then later you replace the brush.

943
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,367
And you do that over and over again.

944
01:01:50,440 --> 01:01:51,771
Is it still the same broom?

945
01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:55,526
Answer, no, of course it isn't.
But you can still sweep the floor.

946
01:01:55,600 --> 01:01:57,523
Which is not strictly relevant,
skip that last part.

947
01:01:57,600 --> 01:02:00,968
You have replaced every piece of
yourself, mechanical and organic,

948
01:02:01,040 --> 01:02:03,202
time and time again.

949
01:02:03,280 --> 01:02:06,090
There's not a trace
of the original you left.

950
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:09,765
You probably can't even remember
where you got that face from.

951
01:02:17,480 --> 01:02:19,801
- (CLATTERS)
- It cannot end.

952
01:02:21,040 --> 01:02:23,725
It has to. You know it does.

953
01:02:23,800 --> 01:02:24,926
And there's only one way out.

954
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:27,321
Self-destruction is against
my basic programme.

955
01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:29,164
Murder is against mine!

956
01:02:31,880 --> 01:02:33,166
(GROANING)

957
01:02:37,960 --> 01:02:39,450
(GRUNTING)

958
01:02:41,160 --> 01:02:42,161
Jenny!

959
01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:46,564
Hold your breath! They're stupid,
everybody hold their breath.

960
01:03:05,640 --> 01:03:08,007
JENNY: <i>I can't do it. I can't.</i>

961
01:03:08,080 --> 01:03:13,007
VASTRA: <i>Be brave, my love.
I can store oxygen in my lungs.</i>

962
01:03:13,360 --> 01:03:15,522
<i>Share with me!</i>

963
01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:22,320
(GRUNTS)

964
01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:27,922
- You are stronger than you look.
- I'm hoping you are, too.

965
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:30,367
This is over.

966
01:03:31,720 --> 01:03:34,485
Are you capable of admitting that?

967
01:03:35,200 --> 01:03:37,248
Do you have it in you to murder me?

968
01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:42,088
Those people down there,
they are never small to me.

969
01:03:42,520 --> 01:03:45,967
Don't make assumptions about
how far I will go to protect them,

970
01:03:46,040 --> 01:03:47,883
because I've already come
a very long way.

971
01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:52,011
And unlike you, I don't expect
to reach the promised land.

972
01:03:58,640 --> 01:04:03,646
You realise, of course, one of us
is lying about our basic programming?

973
01:04:06,480 --> 01:04:07,766
Yes.

974
01:04:07,920 --> 01:04:10,241
And I think we both know who that is.

975
01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:25,046
Stop!

976
01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:27,281
(GASPING)

977
01:05:07,280 --> 01:05:08,327
Whoa.

978
01:05:15,680 --> 01:05:17,523
You're sure he'd come back here?

979
01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:19,967
There was no trace of him
in the wreckage.

980
01:05:20,040 --> 01:05:23,283
They searched all of Parliament Hill.
Where else would he go?

981
01:05:28,280 --> 01:05:30,806
I fear we have missed him.

982
01:05:40,520 --> 01:05:42,204
Please, come in.

983
01:05:44,320 --> 01:05:46,322
I'm... I'm not interrupting?

984
01:05:46,600 --> 01:05:48,967
I should be glad of your company.
What can I do for you?

985
01:05:49,040 --> 01:05:51,850
Ah, well, that's exactly
what I was going to ask you.

986
01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:54,011
Seems like I'm stuck here now.

987
01:05:54,680 --> 01:05:56,045
Got a vacancy?

988
01:05:57,760 --> 01:06:00,525
You would be very welcome
to join our little household.

989
01:06:00,600 --> 01:06:05,208
But I have it on the highest authority

990
01:06:05,280 --> 01:06:07,521
that the Doctor will be
returning for you very soon.

991
01:06:07,600 --> 01:06:09,329
Whose authority?

992
01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:13,244
The person who knows him
best in all the universe.

993
01:06:13,600 --> 01:06:15,045
And who's that?

994
01:06:16,480 --> 01:06:18,801
Miss Clara Oswald,

995
01:06:19,880 --> 01:06:24,442
who, perhaps has, by instinct,
already dressed to leave?

996
01:06:24,520 --> 01:06:26,443
I just wanted a change of clothes.

997
01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:32,967
I don't think I know
who the Doctor is any more.

998
01:06:35,080 --> 01:06:36,081
(WHOOSHING)

999
01:06:38,040 --> 01:06:40,771
It would seem, my dear,
you're very wrong about that.

1000
01:06:41,960 --> 01:06:43,325
Clara!

1001
01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:46,169
Give him hell. He'll always need it.

1002
01:07:07,320 --> 01:07:08,731
You've redecorated.

1003
01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:10,131
Yes.

1004
01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:12,965
- I don't like it.
- Not entirely convinced myself.

1005
01:07:13,040 --> 01:07:15,407
I think there should be more
round things on the walls.

1006
01:07:15,480 --> 01:07:18,131
I used to have lots of round things.
I wonder where I put them?

1007
01:07:31,360 --> 01:07:35,604
I'm the Doctor.
I've lived for over 2,000 years

1008
01:07:36,120 --> 01:07:37,963
and not all of them were good.

1009
01:07:39,520 --> 01:07:41,409
I've made many mistakes

1010
01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:45,206
and it's about time
that I did something about that.

1011
01:07:49,040 --> 01:07:50,849
Clara, I'm not your boyfriend.

1012
01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:55,004
I never thought you were.

1013
01:07:55,080 --> 01:07:57,845
I never said it was your mistake.

1014
01:07:59,520 --> 01:08:01,090
(WHOOSHING)

1015
01:08:03,480 --> 01:08:04,970
What do you think?

1016
01:08:15,720 --> 01:08:18,610
- Who put that advert in the paper?
- Who gave you my number?

1017
01:08:18,800 --> 01:08:20,245
A long time ago, remember?

1018
01:08:20,320 --> 01:08:22,209
You were given the number
of a computer helpline

1019
01:08:22,280 --> 01:08:24,601
and you ended up phoning the Tardis.
Who gave you that number?

1020
01:08:24,680 --> 01:08:26,409
The woman. The woman in the shop.

1021
01:08:26,760 --> 01:08:30,731
Then there's a woman out there who is
very keen that we stay together.

1022
01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:35,365
(THUD)

1023
01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:37,729
How do you feel on the subject?

1024
01:08:40,800 --> 01:08:42,768
Am I home?

1025
01:08:42,920 --> 01:08:44,763
If you want to be.

1026
01:08:49,600 --> 01:08:50,806
I'm sorry.

1027
01:08:53,080 --> 01:08:54,844
I'm so, so sorry.

1028
01:08:56,480 --> 01:08:59,211
But I don't think I know
who you are any more.

1029
01:09:01,920 --> 01:09:03,843
(MOBILE RINGING)

1030
01:09:07,360 --> 01:09:09,522
You'd better get that.
It might be your boyfriend.

1031
01:09:10,400 --> 01:09:14,121
Shut up. I don't have a boyfriend.

1032
01:09:23,120 --> 01:09:24,167
Hello?

1033
01:09:27,760 --> 01:09:29,762
- Hello?
- ELEVENTH DOCTOR: <i>It's me.</i>

1034
01:09:29,920 --> 01:09:31,365
Yes, it's you, who's this?

1035
01:09:31,800 --> 01:09:35,486
<i>It's me, Clara. The Doctor.</i>

1036
01:09:41,480 --> 01:09:42,891
What do you mean, "the Doctor"?

1037
01:09:44,040 --> 01:09:46,441
I'm phoning you from Trenzalore.

1038
01:09:47,040 --> 01:09:49,486
- I don't...
<i>- From before I changed.</i>

1039
01:09:50,160 --> 01:09:55,326
<i>I mean, it's all still to happen for me.
It's coming. Oh, it's a-coming.</i>

1040
01:10:02,120 --> 01:10:03,610
<i>Not long now.</i>

1041
01:10:04,280 --> 01:10:07,602
(SIGHS) I can feel it.

1042
01:10:15,400 --> 01:10:18,244
Why? Why would you do this?

1043
01:10:18,920 --> 01:10:21,685
<i>Because I think
it's going to be a Whopper.</i>

1044
01:10:22,640 --> 01:10:25,405
And I think you might be scared.

1045
01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:30,722
And however scared you are, Clara,
the man you are with right now,

1046
01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:33,002
the man I hope you are with,

1047
01:10:34,040 --> 01:10:39,285
believe me, he is more scared than
anything you can imagine right now.

1048
01:10:39,840 --> 01:10:43,640
<i>And he... He needs you.</i>

1049
01:10:46,200 --> 01:10:47,690
So who is it?

1050
01:10:47,760 --> 01:10:49,205
<i>Is that the Doctor?</i>

1051
01:10:49,400 --> 01:10:50,890
Is that the Doctor?

1052
01:10:52,440 --> 01:10:53,680
Yes.

1053
01:10:54,240 --> 01:10:57,926
He sounds old.
Please tell me I didn't get old.

1054
01:10:58,000 --> 01:10:59,809
Anything but old!

1055
01:11:00,400 --> 01:11:01,526
<i>I was young.</i>

1056
01:11:02,760 --> 01:11:05,331
Oh! Is he grey?

1057
01:11:07,480 --> 01:11:08,481
Yes.

1058
01:11:10,560 --> 01:11:13,848
Clara, please, hey? For me?

1059
01:11:14,680 --> 01:11:17,889
Help him. Go on.

1060
01:11:19,920 --> 01:11:23,208
And don't be afraid.

1061
01:11:33,680 --> 01:11:35,284
Goodbye, Clara.

1062
01:11:39,600 --> 01:11:40,726
Miss you.

1063
01:11:50,240 --> 01:11:51,241
(SNIFFS)

1064
01:11:51,800 --> 01:11:53,165
Well?

1065
01:11:55,840 --> 01:11:57,569
Well what?

1066
01:11:57,640 --> 01:11:59,210
He asked you a question.

1067
01:12:01,120 --> 01:12:02,326
Will you help me?

1068
01:12:02,440 --> 01:12:05,205
You shouldn't have been listening.

1069
01:12:05,480 --> 01:12:08,245
I wasn't. I didn't need to.
That was me talking.

1070
01:12:14,240 --> 01:12:18,165
You can't see me, can you?
You look at me and you can't see me.

1071
01:12:19,800 --> 01:12:21,529
Have you any idea what that's like?

1072
01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:27,526
I'm not on the phone, I'm right here.

1073
01:12:29,760 --> 01:12:31,603
Standing in front of you.

1074
01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:36,090
Please, just...

1075
01:12:38,480 --> 01:12:40,164
just see me.

1076
01:13:03,320 --> 01:13:04,560
Thank you.

1077
01:13:05,480 --> 01:13:06,641
For what?

1078
01:13:07,200 --> 01:13:08,645
Phoning.

1079
01:13:14,840 --> 01:13:18,287
(STAMMERING) I don't think
that I'm a hugging person now.

1080
01:13:19,040 --> 01:13:21,042
I'm not sure you get a vote.

1081
01:13:22,320 --> 01:13:23,810
Whatever you say.

1082
01:13:24,760 --> 01:13:26,603
This isn't my home, by the way.

1083
01:13:27,320 --> 01:13:30,927
Sorry, I'm sorry about that. I missed.

1084
01:13:32,520 --> 01:13:35,091
- Where are we?
- Glasgow, I think.

1085
01:13:35,160 --> 01:13:38,369
Ah, you'll fit right in. Scottish.

1086
01:13:40,400 --> 01:13:42,402
Right, shall we, uh...

1087
01:13:44,360 --> 01:13:49,400
Do you want to go and get
some coffee or chips or something?

1088
01:13:49,480 --> 01:13:50,891
Or chips and coffee?

1089
01:13:51,400 --> 01:13:54,529
Coffee. Coffee would be great.
You're buying.

1090
01:13:55,280 --> 01:13:56,805
I don't have any money.

1091
01:13:56,880 --> 01:13:58,211
You're fetching, then.

1092
01:13:59,360 --> 01:14:01,362
I'm not sure
that I'm the fetching sort.

1093
01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:04,524
Yeah, still not sure you get a vote.

1094
01:14:15,200 --> 01:14:17,009
(WHIRRING)

1095
01:14:20,160 --> 01:14:21,571
Hello!

1096
01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:27,810
I'm Missy. You made it!

1097
01:14:28,320 --> 01:14:31,324
I hope my boyfriend
wasn't too mean to you.

1098
01:14:33,600 --> 01:14:34,965
Boyfriend?

1099
01:14:35,040 --> 01:14:38,567
Now, did he push you
out of that thing or did you fall?

1100
01:14:39,080 --> 01:14:40,320
I couldn't really tell.

1101
01:14:40,840 --> 01:14:45,243
He can be very mean sometimes.
Except to me, of course.

1102
01:14:45,320 --> 01:14:48,164
Because he loves me so much.

1103
01:14:49,520 --> 01:14:51,648
I do like his new accent, though.

1104
01:14:52,120 --> 01:14:53,690
I think I might keep it.

1105
01:14:56,240 --> 01:14:57,480
Where am I?

1106
01:14:58,600 --> 01:15:00,011
Where do you think you are?

1107
01:15:00,760 --> 01:15:03,764
Look around you. You made it.

1108
01:15:03,960 --> 01:15:08,807
The promised land. Paradise!

1109
01:15:10,320 --> 01:15:14,530
Welcome to Heaven!

1110
01:15:31,760 --> 01:15:34,445
- Where the hell have you been?
- It's not my fault, I got distracted.

1111
01:15:34,600 --> 01:15:36,967
- By what?
- You can always find something. Come on!

1112
01:15:37,720 --> 01:15:40,200
CLARA: <i>Where are we going?</i>
DOCTOR: <i>Into darkness.</i>

1113
01:15:40,680 --> 01:15:43,001
<i>Welcome to the most dangerous
place in the universe.</i>

1114
01:15:47,600 --> 01:15:49,170
They're coming! They're coming!

1115
01:15:49,400 --> 01:15:50,890
Aristotle!

1116
01:15:51,120 --> 01:15:53,122
The enemy are right on top of us!

1117
01:15:54,160 --> 01:15:55,199
I'm sorry.

1118
01:15:55,200 --> 01:15:59,882
<i>Exterminate! Doctor!</i>
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